Mark Twain great quotes
Mark Twain great quotes
Mark Twain great quotes, a collection of the author's best quotes and aphorisms on every aspects of life seen through his marvellous and witty sense of humor.
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.
Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
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The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
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Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more.
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There is no such thing as ”the Queen’s English.” The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!
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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
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Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love Truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you smile.
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The two most important days of your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful day in your life.
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The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come not of book teaching but of experience.
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way.
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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can’t find anybody who can tell me what they want.
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Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. The man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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A classic: something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Put all your eggs in the one basket and - Watch That Basket.
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To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man’s character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours.
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There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many times, and they always embarrass me - I always feel that they have not said enough.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
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War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has not been in the moon is likely to be dull.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man’s god.
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size.
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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
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We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
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What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Government is merely a servant – merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn’t. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.
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All kings is mostly rapscallions.
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To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.
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In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
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Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well.
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so.
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The elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.
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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
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When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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After a few months’ acquaintance with European “coffee,” one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.
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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.
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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.
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The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can stand still a year. It grows - it must grow; nothing can prevent it.
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I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects were - for, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.
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Men are easily dealt with - but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.
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We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.
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Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.
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Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
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My interest in my work dies a sudden and violent death when the work is done.
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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wanted - otherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.
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Patriotism is merely a religion - love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.
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Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.
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In truth I care little about any party's politics - the man behind it is the important thing.
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I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.
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I was afraid of a united Church; it makes a mighty power, the mightiest conceivable, and then when it by and by gets into selfish hands, as it is always bound to do, it means death to human liberty and paralysis to human thought.
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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
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In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.
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God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention.
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles - by the ears, by the heels, or any other way, so you manage it.
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Lord, what an organ is human speech when it is played by a master!
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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.
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In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
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I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a Dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought - a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.
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To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.
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The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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Heaven for climate, Hell for society.
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.
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H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
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Is not this insanity plea becoming rather common? Is it not so common that the reader confidently expects to see it offered in every criminal case that comes before the courts?... Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity.
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
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You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone, en I'll tell you what his 'pinions is.
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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
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Virtue never has been as respectable as money.
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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.
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A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval.
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The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred on me. However, few escape that distinction.
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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.
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i truly abhor what s**s*n thr** did with zane, cleo, and basically all the new characters that are introduced, but the writers managed to absolutely mangle rikki's character, too. miss girl has always been the least responsible member of the group but she is beyond insufferable to bella about keeping the mermaid secret from will. it's like the writers gave emma's 'annoying about school and studying' character trait to cleo so they had to give rikki emma's penchant for responsibility and control. i know it is pointed out in canon but it's especially hypocritical given rikki kept zane a secret from the others, not once but twice
speaking of keeping secrets, rikki having influence over the water tentacle and deciding not to tell the others is absolutely mind-boggling. perhaps her character regression in this moment is due to her missing emma or struggling with the café and her rapidly disintegrating relationship with zane, but that is never spelled out for the audience so it just seems like lazy writing and two steps backward for her overall development
the character in season three who looks, sounds, and sometimes acts like zane is absolutely more guilty of wrongdoing in their relationship, but rikki is a pretty shitty partner to him in the third season, too. she misses shifts at the café to go hang out at mako after her brush with the water tentacle, reneging on her commitments entirely. on my most recent rewatch i noticed rikki doesn't really work at the café much, mostly spending time there with her friends, so it doesn't surprise me that the place went under in a matter of months even without her flitting around at the moon pool
anyway the rikki chadwick we know and love would have been concerned about keeping the secret from will, but not to the point that she practically becomes an emma stand-in. she would have told the girls about her water tentacle encounter immediately, or at the very least taken a beat, then come clean shortly after the full moon in question. she would either call it quits with zane the minute she knew their relationship, and the café, weren't working out, or would actually show up and take responsibility for her commitments as she purports to do throughout the season. her shortcomings aren't nearly as egregious as that of some of the other characters, but rikki deserved better writing in season three. jonathan shiff take notes!
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