#with like no self preservation
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For some unknown reason, whenever I have a crush on someone, I always want to avoid dating them. Like, sometimes I’d like to, deep inside me, but I’ll go out of my way to make sure that doesn’t happen. Idk, maybe it’s self preservation or something.
#i have a crush on my friend#he’s french too#i can’t even#like#i can’t believe i’ve done this#really just#dumb dumb idiot#gay#i’m a gay idiot#with like no self preservation#let’s crush on the guy that has too many kinks to count#great idea asexual me!#he looks french#and stupid#but very very french
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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

#LIKE PERCY YOURE ON THIN ICE ALREADY#NO SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION#BE SO FR#IJBOL#percy jackson#zeus#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#annabeth chase#percy series#pjo tv show#percabeth#walker scobell#pjo tv#i am impertinent
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guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim
#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it#Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct#Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺#And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london#the magnus archives#tma#sasha james#tim stoker
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Fake, facsimile, forgery.
#jentry chau vs the underworld#jentry chau vs the underworld spoilers#jentry chau#jcvtu#kit#HEEHEE. I LIKE THIS SHOW#willow draws#put a surprising amount of effort into the pose symbolism on this one#his human form is ashamed and tries to hide his true form's face. but this makes him unable to see the soul he already has#his true form cradles his human form like it's the only thing that matters#which sorta gives off the vibe that they're scared of the soul. of what it would mean to have it and face the same rejection#that misery sorta spinning itself around into a twisted sense of single-minded self-preservation#because at least if what's wrong with him is something external it's something that can be 'fixed' etc etc#um haha anyways what were we talking about?
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
#the magnus archives#tma#jurgen leitner#gerry keay#jon sims#elias bouchard#on an unrelated note#i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears#the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote#plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded#not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything#(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff
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Regulus really is the embodiment of "it's our choices that show what we truly are".
He goes against Voldemort and tries to singlehandedly take him down at the age of 17. Nobody told him to do it, and he knew very well that he was risking his own life, but he did it because Voldemort hurt someone he cared about. He didn't have any kind of instinct telling him to do the right thing, the way a Gryffindor would, as a Slytherin all his instincts would have been telling him to protect himself. But he went against them and chose to do the right thing.
He was a Slytherin who embodied everything Gryffindor stood for. Bravery. Courage. Sacrifice. Regulus wasn't a Gryffindor, but he was the heart of the lion.
#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#when i say hes everything to me#like. he knew he was probably gonna die. and he did it anyway#theres smth to be said abt like. him joining voldemort out of self preservation#then realising that didn't actually protect him or the people he cared about#anyway im obsessed w the star regulus being in the constellation leo
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In the most 'Greek theatre' of ways, this is a tragedy. Tragedies are meant to teach onlookers: "See how these rich idiots, despite their riches, cannot escape the consequences of their actions, their hubris, and their defiance of the laws of common sense and decency? See their awful demise? Don't be like them."
#oceangate#titanic#I feel some pity for the 19-year-old because gods know that your sense of self preservation doesn't quite work yet#and maybe for the Titanic expert but honestly dude you should've known better#rest of them though? you fucked around and found out#like one of them went to space with the musk-rat#he clearly wanted his epitaph to be as wild as possible
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Killer Croc's little bro was apparently in Gotham.
How did everyone know? Because he was seen physically dragging said older brother out of the sewers and into the nearest cafe.
And Killer Croc was just. So docile??? He was shy, a bit nervous, amused, and was practically harmless. Which wasn't something anyone would have associated with Killer Croc.
And the fact that said little bro can lift him up easily too? What kind of parents did they have for their son to be able to lift up the Killer Croc so easily?
Meanwhile, Jack just doesn't get why everyone reacts negatively to his big brother, it's not like he was a ghost for goodness sake and yea he's working on not being like he was before his son revealed himself to be part ghost, but still.
His brother was still human, just extra.
Why did Jack come to Gotham? He was kinda maybe forced out the house to go and find his brother because he liked talking about him but never actually went out to find him.
Jack and Croc may be half-brothers, yes, but he's still family.
Jack strongarms Killer Croc into not living in, well, the sewers and at his house he bought when he came to Gotham and they both caught up with each other's lives. Jack told Croc about his family, and by extension the shit views he's had on ghost because it was a major part in their family dynamics, and Croc told him about his own life in Gotham.
Minus the more gruesome, parts.
Killer Croc lives with him for a while and notices that he didn't really seem to care for his life. Which is a major no to Croc, who tries to get him to gain some amount of self-preservation, yes he knows that his little bro is more durable than the average human has any right to be but please for the sake of your big bro's heart, please take care of yourself.
Jack is a bit floored by this, and tries to wave it off as a non-issue. But if Jack can strongarm Croc into living with him, then Croc can definitely strongarm Jack into things as well.
Busting through walls is fine, alright. He gets it, it's very fun. But please don't stick random things into your mouth that can kill you, nor follow strangers down an alleyway and shrug off a stabbing (Killer Croc had some choice words and actions for the person who did such a thing.), and please, please practice stranger danger, little bro. Please.
No, he doesn't give two, three, four, five or ten fucking shits if you have microsurgeons in your blood that gives you a superhuman healing factor, you can still feel pain little bro, and stop skipping meals and sleep to work on your inventions! No, you cannot substitute either for energy drinks!
The batfam keep an eye on the two brothers and find it to just be the both of them strongarming the other into healthy behaviors basically. (With a lot of verbal and physical "I love you"'s, the Batfam could NEVER. slash joke teehee.)
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#Jack Fenton and Killer Croc half-brother's au#Just wait until Croc finds out about his wife and son cause oh boy are they just as bad as he is when it comes to self-preservation.#Jack strongarms him into living a normal life where he doesn't hide away and deserves to be treated as a person#While Croc strongarms Jack into having more self-preservation that he seemingly lacked.#Wouldn't ya know a lack of self-preservation is a common trait in the Fentonnightingle history since the days or yore#Their dad had it and Jack got it unfortunately#Jack would also like to punt his mother for abandoning his brother.#You know your self-preservation is bad when Killer Croc has to strongarm you into taking care of yourself
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Oh GOD, when Lucanis was being tortured in the Ossuary do you think Spite would throw the wings up around them in an attempt to keep the Ventori from hurting them?
#I know they weren’t ‘working together’ at that point but surely Spite would’ve acted out of self preservation#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#lucanis dragon age#spite dragon age#spite Dellamorte#I love that tag sm like welcome to the family spite
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The children yearn for mortal peril
#world trigger#initially truly the go to is “i think maybe i could sacrifice myself to fix this”#they do Develop self preservation but like. it takes a minute#tamakoma-2 my beloved#martyr “complex”? actually i find it quite simple ass behaviour
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I think the videos of AI trying to make gymnastics happen is a good way to illustrate what is actually happening with AI to people who think there’s some kind of “will” behind it.
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taking stars wesker's glasses off and looking him dead in the eyes as he tries so, so desperately to avoid your gaze, his hands white-knuckled on the armrests of his chair. something about his hesitance to meet you unprotected is reminiscent of a caged animal without a structure to sit beneath. it — he — wilts, pinned beneath the fluorescent lighting of its enclosure — the flickering overhead lamp of his office — with nowhere to go. nothing to shield itself from perceived danger. there are no thoughts in its head. none are capable of being had. every train was derailed long ago, drowned out by the untraceable fear of its rawest movements being perceived at a microscopic level.
every shallow rake of your eyes over his brow leaves inch-thick gashes.
#resident evil#albert wesker#idk if this could be considered an x reader excerpt#but#albert wesker x reader#stars wesker#s.t.a.r.s.#stars#s.t.a.r.s. wesker#i feel like his glasses#beyond the obvious light sensitivity#serve as a form of self-preservation#when allowed he could hide the twitching of his eyes or the brimming of tears on his waterline or his anxious averted gaze#when spencer would discipline him back in the institution#and i guess the fear stuck#the fact that you can't use commas in tumblr tags is killing me btw#this was originally going to be me hornyposting about his stupid dead eyes in rehd#or talking equally excitedly about punching him dead in the nose#the affection aggression gets bad#citrus writing
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Weirdest possible NMJ take is that he's a hypocrite. "Oh he only believes in justice when it's convenient for him" I cannot stress enough how the problem he has is the EXACT opposite of this. Nie Mingjue holds onto his values even if it makes things objectively worse both for himself and others. He will stick with his idea of justice even if it's patently not suited for the situation. "Well he expects other people to take risks that would kill them only because he can take them with no personal harm" Nie Mingjue has, out loud, with full intent to follow through, declared that he's willing to commit literal suicide if it's what his moral code recquires. Nie Mingjue thinks dying for the cause is both reasonable and morally good and is- with the saber curse- doing it himself the entire time. I fucking WISH he would prioritise his own wellbeing at literally any point in the story it would probably make him more chill and easier to talk to.
#mdzs#nie mingjue#if nmj understood the idea of self preservation he might be a bit more forgiving to people doing it#unfortunately he's been dying since he was like 14 and it's completely erroded his ability to understand that some people like being alive#the fact that that if he were in a less privileged position acting as he does would kill him is irrelevant because it's ALREADY KILLING HIM
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favourite ship dynamic: both of them are only half-functioning but two halves make a whole
#And then they take care of each other and help each other through their trauma (just read a fic like this and I have feelingsss)#Forgive me if this does not make sense I am very sleep deprived#Merlin bbc#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#One has the self preservation instincts of a lemming#The other can’t even dress himself#Throwing this into the wild it’s been so long since I’ve made a post like this#Rambling hoots
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[Image ID: Digital illustration of ARC Trooper Echo post- Star Wars: The Bad Batch finale. He is casually standing while wearing ARC Trooper Fives' armor. Fives' helmet is tucked under his left arm. End ID.]
inspired by k8s_space's fic new armor, old memories because the concept of echo taking fives' armor had me sprawled out on the floor o|-<
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb#tbb echo#the bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#the bad batch spoilers#i guess??? like technically. since this is post-finale#they call him 007: zero self preservation zero sentimentality seven outfit changes
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Leverage 4x14- "The Boys' Night Out Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#the boys night out job#jealous hardison is a fucking menace#maybe eliot buying parker flowers on behalf of hardison in the next episode isn't so much of a thoughtful gesture#and more of an act of self-preservation because he CANNOT have hardison acting like this#this is how you get the whole damn team killed
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