#with like no self preservation
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For some unknown reason, whenever I have a crush on someone, I always want to avoid dating them. Like, sometimes I’d like to, deep inside me, but I’ll go out of my way to make sure that doesn’t happen. Idk, maybe it’s self preservation or something.
#i have a crush on my friend#he’s french too#i can’t even#like#i can’t believe i’ve done this#really just#dumb dumb idiot#gay#i’m a gay idiot#with like no self preservation#let’s crush on the guy that has too many kinks to count#great idea asexual me!#he looks french#and stupid#but very very french
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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”
#LIKE PERCY YOURE ON THIN ICE ALREADY#NO SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION#BE SO FR#IJBOL#percy jackson#zeus#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#annabeth chase#percy series#pjo tv show#percabeth#walker scobell#pjo tv#i am impertinent
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guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim
#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it#Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct#Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺#And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london#the magnus archives#tma#sasha james#tim stoker
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
#the magnus archives#tma#jurgen leitner#gerry keay#jon sims#elias bouchard#on an unrelated note#i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears#the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote#plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded#not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything#(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff
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In the most 'Greek theatre' of ways, this is a tragedy. Tragedies are meant to teach onlookers: "See how these rich idiots, despite their riches, cannot escape the consequences of their actions, their hubris, and their defiance of the laws of common sense and decency? See their awful demise? Don't be like them."
#oceangate#titanic#I feel some pity for the 19-year-old because gods know that your sense of self preservation doesn't quite work yet#and maybe for the Titanic expert but honestly dude you should've known better#rest of them though? you fucked around and found out#like one of them went to space with the musk-rat#he clearly wanted his epitaph to be as wild as possible
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Killer Croc's little bro was apparently in Gotham.
How did everyone know? Because he was seen physically dragging said older brother out of the sewers and into the nearest cafe.
And Killer Croc was just. So docile??? He was shy, a bit nervous, amused, and was practically harmless. Which wasn't something anyone would have associated with Killer Croc.
And the fact that said little bro can lift him up easily too? What kind of parents did they have for their son to be able to lift up the Killer Croc so easily?
Meanwhile, Jack just doesn't get why everyone reacts negatively to his big brother, it's not like he was a ghost for goodness sake and yea he's working on not being like he was before his son revealed himself to be part ghost, but still.
His brother was still human, just extra.
Why did Jack come to Gotham? He was kinda maybe forced out the house to go and find his brother because he liked talking about him but never actually went out to find him.
Jack and Croc may be half-brothers, yes, but he's still family.
Jack strongarms Killer Croc into not living in, well, the sewers and at his house he bought when he came to Gotham and they both caught up with each other's lives. Jack told Croc about his family, and by extension the shit views he's had on ghost because it was a major part in their family dynamics, and Croc told him about his own life in Gotham.
Minus the more gruesome, parts.
Killer Croc lives with him for a while and notices that he didn't really seem to care for his life. Which is a major no to Croc, who tries to get him to gain some amount of self-preservation, yes he knows that his little bro is more durable than the average human has any right to be but please for the sake of your big bro's heart, please take care of yourself.
Jack is a bit floored by this, and tries to wave it off as a non-issue. But if Jack can strongarm Croc into living with him, then Croc can definitely strongarm Jack into things as well.
Busting through walls is fine, alright. He gets it, it's very fun. But please don't stick random things into your mouth that can kill you, nor follow strangers down an alleyway and shrug off a stabbing (Killer Croc had some choice words and actions for the person who did such a thing.), and please, please practice stranger danger, little bro. Please.
No, he doesn't give two, three, four, five or ten fucking shits if you have microsurgeons in your blood that gives you a superhuman healing factor, you can still feel pain little bro, and stop skipping meals and sleep to work on your inventions! No, you cannot substitute either for energy drinks!
The batfam keep an eye on the two brothers and find it to just be the both of them strongarming the other into healthy behaviors basically. (With a lot of verbal and physical "I love you"'s, the Batfam could NEVER. slash joke teehee.)
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#Jack Fenton and Killer Croc half-brother's au#Just wait until Croc finds out about his wife and son cause oh boy are they just as bad as he is when it comes to self-preservation.#Jack strongarms him into living a normal life where he doesn't hide away and deserves to be treated as a person#While Croc strongarms Jack into having more self-preservation that he seemingly lacked.#Wouldn't ya know a lack of self-preservation is a common trait in the Fentonnightingle history since the days or yore#Their dad had it and Jack got it unfortunately#Jack would also like to punt his mother for abandoning his brother.#You know your self-preservation is bad when Killer Croc has to strongarm you into taking care of yourself
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Weirdest possible NMJ take is that he's a hypocrite. "Oh he only believes in justice when it's convenient for him" I cannot stress enough how the problem he has is the EXACT opposite of this. Nie Mingjue holds onto his values even if it makes things objectively worse both for himself and others. He will stick with his idea of justice even if it's patently not suited for the situation. "Well he expects other people to take risks that would kill them only because he can take them with no personal harm" Nie Mingjue has, out loud, with full intent to follow through, declared that he's willing to commit literal suicide if it's what his moral code recquires. Nie Mingjue thinks dying for the cause is both reasonable and morally good and is- with the saber curse- doing it himself the entire time. I fucking WISH he would prioritise his own wellbeing at literally any point in the story it would probably make him more chill and easier to talk to.
#mdzs#nie mingjue#if nmj understood the idea of self preservation he might be a bit more forgiving to people doing it#unfortunately he's been dying since he was like 14 and it's completely erroded his ability to understand that some people like being alive#the fact that that if he were in a less privileged position acting as he does would kill him is irrelevant because it's ALREADY KILLING HIM
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Do you think god lives in fear of what they've created.
#i like to think so#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr stelle#hsr nanook#i should make one for yaoshi too because yaoshi is ALSO extremely fine#but then i'd have to go down the entire list of gilfs (gods i'd like to f-)#and we'd just never be done then would we#especially since the trailblazer is canonically thirsty for a couple aeons without me even needing to do anything#we all know they're super normal about lan#per a certain swarm disaster occurrence#who would win: the godly incarnation of the concept of destruction or one feral human with a bomb in their body and zero self-preservation#i spent way too long making this#we commit to our bits here#even against all common sense#ray's records#nanook please show up in the simulated universe again i miss you
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[Image ID: Digital illustration of ARC Trooper Echo post- Star Wars: The Bad Batch finale. He is casually standing while wearing ARC Trooper Fives' armor. Fives' helmet is tucked under his left arm. End ID.]
inspired by k8s_space's fic new armor, old memories because the concept of echo taking fives' armor had me sprawled out on the floor o|-<
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb#tbb echo#the bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#the bad batch spoilers#i guess??? like technically. since this is post-finale#they call him 007: zero self preservation zero sentimentality seven outfit changes
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*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*
Rex: I’m probably gonna die.
Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.
Rex: I’m ten!
Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.
#I like to think they holo-call each other to complain about their General#General Walking Disaster & General No Self Preservation Skills#and then there are the glorious missions where they are together#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars#sw tcw#star wars tcw#the clone wars#the clone boys#captain rex#comander cody#rex and anakin#cody and obi wan#Rex and Cody#star wars clone wars#clone troopers#star wars the clone wars#clone head cannon#star wars headcanons#may 4th
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Yes yes Daddy Kink and all but “[Gerrard] didn’t make me a better person.” Is such a direct confirmation that Tommy has changed and developed in the years since Bobby Begins Again and he’s aware of that! It’s such a good note to add if we’re going to see Tommy more next season and explore how he’s changed especially with the backdrop of Gerrard back at the 118.
#Tommy Kinard#it’s a huge middle finger to the people that try to act like the reason they hate Tommy is because he participated in the Bully Culture#even though it’s basically confirmed that 1) it was self preservation and 2) he grew out of it
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When will women wake up? When will they stop with the incessant coping? That it’s just a few bad apples that hate women. The vast majority of men vehemently hate women. They show it both on and offline. More overtly online though. And the amount of likes for all of these posts (all of which are from gimmick accounts with 10-100k+ followers dedicated to hating women) shows that. Men do not see us as human beings. Straight men’s interest and attraction to women starts and end with sexual gratification. And there’s no reason to even explain this to other women as if it’s some hidden truth. They will literally tell you. They will get online and tell you they aren’t emotionally and romantically interested in women. That the concept of actually caring for and loving a woman is foreign to them. That you’re a sex doll and a set of holes to them.
Like who needs feminist theory to dissect all the ways in which misogyny manifests when it seems men are doing everything in their power to show women how much they fucking collectively hate us. Even blatantly regarding us as holes and sex dolls.
Also find it so interesting that these are tweets with millions of views but so called progressive twitter NEVER sees them or condemns them and instead opt to give attention to some random radfem with 300 followers saying men bad. THATS what’s a pressing issue to them. THATS proof that misandry is as prevalent and troublesome as misogyny meanwhile this is what women are subjected to.
#I truly think birthing males is the biggest self own#all of these males are the product of a woman going through 9 months of tribulations and risking that of her own life to give birth to them#just for this to be the result#albeit most of their mothers are probably misogynistic too but I doubt to this degree as I feel like even the most sexist of women#would think this is too far because even they have some sort of self preservation#but jfc I’d genuinely 🔑 myself than birth a male#literally birthing the very thing that hates and harms you#like imagine all the women who’d probably still be here if even a small percentage of males weren’t born#radblr#radical feminist safe#radical feminism#radfem#men hate you#i hate men#moid moment#moids#misogyny#all men
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#matt murdock#my number 1#daredevil#Matthew Manwhore Murdock#he’s a fucking idiot#I’m mad at him at least 90% of the show#he’s so hot though#I forgive him#he’s got pretty privilege#and because I like my men pathetic and bloody#and he is the master of that#bless his lack of self preservation skills#he’s such a little shit#he’s so silly#I have so many opinions about him#my beloved#my beloathed#catholic guilt#I had to include that on a post about Matt#these tags are getting out of hand#daredevil netflix
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I think the thing that shocks me the most about the discourse, if you can even call it that, around book Alicent vs show Alicent, is the idea that people think book Alicent had full autonomy over all her choices and she wasn’t a “victim” like show Alicent.
Now first, I put victim in quotations bc the way people who do not like her have almost bastardized that word. Alicent is a victim, and those things (rape, abuse, neglect) were done to her. That says everything about the men who did that do her and nothing about her. But people are hellbent on throwing Alicent, a woman in a violently patriarchal environment, being victimized back at people as if it is moral flaw of hers. Which is just terribly ironic bc the same folks who say Alicent “did it to herself” or “deserves what she is getting” also seem to think the crux of the story isn’t about generational trauma catching up with itself, how far people will go for power, or even how all girls and women are harmed - albeit to different degrees. But more the fact that Rhaenyra is the only woman to be harmed - and the only harm done is not getting the throne easily. Those same people wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Rhaenyra is also a victim in the way they shit on Alicent for being. From the father who sets her up fail, to the baby daddy that’s been eyeing her since she was barely 18, to the uncle that grooms her. It takes away from the fantasy projected onto Rhaenyra if she too is surrounded by men that use her and she never escapes that.
Second, it’s funny how F&B gets heralded by some as this exploration of how history is skewed depending on who is telling it. But people can’t read between the lines (you honestly don’t even have to do that much work) with book Alicent. Showing 14 year old Alicent being preyed on, 16 year old Alicent being pregnant with her second child, and 18 year old Alicent being raped is somehow the show needlessly making Alicent a victim. But reading about a 13 year old bathing, dressing, and taking care of a king who mistakes her for the daughter he abused and neglected, and then that same girl, at 18, marrying another king that killed his previous child bride is just girl bossism on book Alicent’s part?
People hate conceptualizing the idea that (even book) Alicent is caught in patriarchal trappings bc to some that takes away from Rhaenyra’s plight…. Bc they can’t wrap their heads around several women *gasp* all going through hardships, and that ultimately people will respond to trauma differently depending on tools/knowledge they have at their disposal. Alicent neither being gleefully evil nor picking herself up by her bootstraps to somehow end years of patriarchal violence is not the neat box they want for her.
#people want Alicent to gleefully be evil not bc it would be more interesting (newsflash it wouldn’t)#but so they can be justified placing her in the ‘evil woman’ category#bc to them their is only ‘good woman’ and ‘bad woman’#but since the show doesn’t lineup perfectly with the woman they made up… they put her in the ‘weak woman’ category#bc the only thing worse for a woman than being a bitch is being perceived as passive in your demise#trust me I would have loved to see Alicent let Viserys rot and plot against him just as much as the next person#but please do not act like that wasn’t probably self preservation and trauma on book Alicent’s part#not her doing it for shits and giggles#and lbr the same people wishing the show went that route would’ve been the same people STILL shitting on her#pro alicent hightower#alicent hightower#pro team green#anti viserys i targaryen#anti targaryen#ok NOW I’m done lol#told myself no more of these lol
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honestly y’all, the moment jayce said that “it should be me up there” line to mel while viktor was resting in his cocoon, i was like… yeah, the writers really aren’t gonna be as implicit anymore with how they show what those two mean to each other, huh?
jayce admitted to wanting to sacrifice himself just so viktor can be okay. i can’t do this.
#i literally stood up from my bed at that line. like that line? really?#jayce where is your self preservation my boy#otp: he would love him as a worm#arcane#arcane s2#viktor arcane#jayvik#viktor#jayce arcane#jayce talis
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I was reading the post about itsy bitsy (fav AU I NEED IT) and was wondering how would Bruce deal with the whole situation. From my understanding he’s so far just had to deal with kids ages 9 and up, never a 4 year old toddler. ( I could be wrong tho. Sorry i don’t read the comics) I imagine Díck going to him freaking out asking him what to do and he’s like “idk 🤷♂️”
oh for sure they're running around like "i have literally never had to deal with a kid this young" and they turn to alfred who's the only one of them who has
#peter's a pretty good kid for a 4 year old tho#before his parents died he rarely threw tantrums because his dad would cave to puppy dog eyes very easily#like he definitely has his moments#but for the most part he was chill#it's the whole “peter has no sense of self preservation” that they worry about#cause he's just like his dad with the climbing on stuff#but he's just like his MOM in the whole “I'm gonna jump first and think about the consequences right after i hit the ground”#alessandra you will always be famous#peter's a lot like his mother it's just hard to know that when he has no frame of reference#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#peter parker#leap of faith catch me if you can#dick grayson#thank you for the ask!#itsy bitsy au
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