#with his teeth

[s0fter-sin]

reverse verse where soap takes on the mask instead of ghost. he wears his red skull mask so you can see the lower half of his face and his chin scar extends along his whole jaw to look like exposed teeth

[sleepanonymous]

Yup, found it. And on ST's Twitter of all places lmao.

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Loki stealing an eyeball 🤝 Hela slashing Thor's eyeball

[vpofcookies]

Trying to oh so gently catch an injured lizard that got stuck between the window and the screen so I can take it outside: OW stop OW biting OW me OW I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OW

[wellthebardsdead]

Kaidan: *waiting outside henwens room in winking skeever* why are you going to this party anyway? We saved Esbern, got all the information we can out of those monsters. Why are you willingly going back in there?

Henwen: *from behind the door* to keep up appearances and to see what else I can squeeze out of them. I’ve turned down all of Ondolemars invitations if I do it any more he’ll start getting suspicious of me and my ‘helpless little prince’ act.

Kaidan: let him get suspicious then. *huffs* I don’t like how they look at you, and the idea of their hands on you makes me feel sick.

Henwen: I’ll be fine, love. *steps out wearing a floor length white robe hugging his figure in all the right places and looking particularly tight in the chest area* How do I look?

Kaidan: Yep nope you’re not going. *picks him up and carrys him back into the room closing and locking the door*

[amyriadfthings]

love is something you must bite into

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[stealingpotatoes]

tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory vs Cassie’s reactions to FNAF jumpscares

[mariekanker]

visual gags that are well made and smart

[ttbret]

The sixth house is here and owns my entire soul.

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[wasyago]

Can you draw that snail? You know the one who got out of Grian's power and started to eat Gem's lighthouse?

little guy <3

alternatively: big guy.

[gongyussy]

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Clark has an issue.

A very very tiny little issue that causes so problem at all- OW.

“Superman, a word?” Batman rumbled from the other side of the table

Clark sighs, following Bruce off to the commons of the Watch Tower and rubs absently at his jaw.

Bruce comes to a sudden stop once they are alone. “What’s the matter with you.”

Ah, Clark never misses the bluntness that comes free with his friend. “Nothing.” Bruce’s bat-ears go back on his head, reminding Clark a lot of a cat going ‘airplane’. “My jaw hurts.”

Humming, Bruce takes a mini x-ray out of his tool-belt. Clark decides not to ask as to why he just has one. Bruce places the x-ray along Clark’s right side of his face, takes a picture, and repeats on the other.

Bruce looks down at the results and hums again. “Your wisdom teeth need to be removed… interesting.”

“What? Whats interesting?”

“I’m guess Kryptonians used to have 40 teeth before they, similarly to humans, lost use for the back 8.”

“I have extra teeth?”

“Clark, you have fangs as canines. Having an extra 4 to the normal extra 4 to humans isn’t a big deal. I can set up a day for you get them removed in the cave. I just have to make some low-leveled krypton anesthesia compared to what we have in the Tower and some kryptonite utensils to actually get them out.”

Bruce pockets his x-ray and pulls out an ice pack. “Put this on. It should help a bit until the surgery.”

Taking the pack, Clark pulls Bruce into a hug. “Thank you.”

Bryce steps away after a moment, face red. “Shut up.”