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I just had my first exposure to a tooturnttony video, and I feel like I need a shower now.
Ew ew ew.
#so like. obviously i don't have tiktok and i don't know any of these celebrity weirdos aside from like. knowing the name jake/logan paul.#but i instantly pegged him for being someone like that. he just looks the type lol? so i kept watching to see what happened.#the video started with him yelling at the camera in his car holding a bag of money#then he leaves the car and kicks down his mom's door (BREAKING it) and marches into his sister's room to pay her bills with onlyfans money?#with his mom yelling at him#then the last clip is him sitting pretentiously on the couch as his mom rightfully chews him out for literally breaking down the door#it just SCREAMS douchey holy shit i lost brain cells.#also there was a fuckin duck in the car (like. an actual living duck. waddle waddle.) and i don't even wanna know.#tooturnttony#tiktok
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The thing is there a million cute ways that Steve could meet Wayne without Eddie’s involvement, but only two ways that Eddie could meet the Harringtons outside of Steve:
(1) He’s their drug dealer
(2) Little tiny Eddie was riding his bike really fast and they pulled out in front of him. He crashed into their car. They yelled at him.
#take a walk with me#the second one happens#Eddie’s bike is broken beyond repair and he cries about it. Steve’s dad mocks him because he’s an asshole#Steve is in the backseat and he feels bad about his parents yelling and also embarrassed#after school one day he sneakily (like a ninja) follows Eddie home to see where he lives#the next day he drops his bike off out front of his house and bolts#the day after that: Eddie’s semi-fixed bike is in Steve’s garage with a note that says:#‘if you’re tailing someone maybe don’t do ninja flips on the way. also thanks! this is a trade. we’re even.’#Steve takes the bike to his mom and cries about how he ran into a tree so they buy him a new one#they had no idea what his bike looked like anyways#steve harrington#eddie munson#the harringtons#stranger things
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#I loved this moment sm don’t ask me why#I think it was his mom yelling his name and his dad whistling#f1#formula 1#formula one#lando norris#ln4#abu dhabi gp 2024#this is so lame but I also love that his dad kissed him on the cheek#I know that’s not anything big but I love seeing people not being afraid of affection!#especially men#especially in this sport#(I say that and I don’t like physical affection)#[📸.jpeg] f1
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I am not finishing this because im fucking lazy so take this now too okay!!!
Alts and the like under here + One amputee iggy stump (???) warning IDK1!!!11!
#hetalia#hetalia america#hetalia england#alfred f jones#arthur kirkland#myart#zombie au#tw nosebleed#cw nosebleed#tw amputee#cw amputation#amputee#amputation#nothing in my head man i just think abt my damn zombie au all day#francis is the other person in the arthur amputee image but i figure its not important enough to tag.#just know its fruk. implicitly :)))#arthur needing to rely on francis but fucking hating it the whole time and being pissy#total asshole behaviour followed by downturned eyes and shameful apology because he cant do anything#frequently getting sick and yelling at francis between bouts of vomiting liek dont touch me!!!! type stuff#before needing to go back on that and ask francis for help#shame.... his pride is deeply bruised!!! funny.#i like to think when ame and cana come along hes like an annoying doting mom#but like. on her period. like shes a bitch about it. but in the end she cares and just wants them to stay alive#because otherwise shell probably have to kill francis (solitude fucks her up)#ame protesting like you dont fucking know me!!! and storms off. cana apologises for his attitude#absentmindedly. but his eyes are fixed on ame in the distance and he quickly waves to follow him and talk#ive had that idea in my head for a bit. ame emotional outbursts. idk if ill ever draw it but meh#why do i write this all in the tags which no one reads at all???#idk.#hashtag funny
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I believe fully, in my heart of hearts, that Barbara Gordon is one of the only people who gets a genuine “thank you.” from both Batman and Bruce Wayne, because with Dick the thank you’s are unspoken, a subtle nod, a little hug, nothing overly major, and as he adopted more and more kids bruce became more emotional constipated (#not at all how character development and growth are supposed to be cough cough dc cough cough but whatever) so they don't really get thank yous they get more grunts of pride/acknowledgement/thanks but with barbara he always says thank you, whether its a soft, relieved little ‘thank you.’ after she gives him life saving info for his kids, or if its a gruff ‘thank you.’ after she proves him wrong but helps more people, or a standard ‘thank you.’ for giving him information and locations on villains. And everytime she responds with either a soft, comforting, “not a problem B. I got your back.” or a cheery, obnoxious, “you are welcome!” or even just a mutter of “you wouldn't be able to tie your shoes without me” that bruce pretends he cant hear.
#barbara and bruces relationship is so important to me you have no idea#like shes basically his mom#and hes basically her dad#and like#its so amazing#because she beats the shit out of him#and yells at him more than alfred#and tells him when hes fucked up with dick#and forces him to take care of himself#but he also jumps infront of her#and takes bullets for her#and smirks when she and dick start dating#and also watches out for her#and she was literally his first child#in most versions it was batman and batgirl first#and then robin was adopted#idk man#they are just so special to me#batfam#batman#batman and batgirl#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#thank you
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REAL reason I feel bad for Ursa is because she never got to be the stage mom she was born to be...
#atla#milfs who love theater...#like probably good for Zuko cus I think if his mom yelled stage instructions at him he'd fall apart. same with Azula but more violently..
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Whipped something up real quick
Scout also just in general strikes me as someone who stays quiet when real shit is going down in an argument. Sits there all awkwardly.
#TF2#Team Fortress 2#Scout would never put his kids through that#he comforts them#His mom wouldn’t yell at him but would instead push him away without comfort#or reassurance#that woman is TIRED#no excuse tho poor Jeremy#He sees his co-workers as a family guys when he sees them fighting like this he doesn’t know what to do except sit there#Cartoons#Sketches#doodles#Scout#Scout’s Ma#Scout’s brothers
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I can't imagine being anywhere near as insane as Trump supporters because my dad told me that he, earlier, drove past a guy putting a "Harris Walz 2024" sign outside his house and decided to yell out at him "TRUMP 2024 YOU COCKSUCKER" and flip him off. And he laughed when he told me because he thinks that yelling at a man (emphasized man because he thinks men should be "better" than women, and "better" would be voting for Trump in this case) who is voting for a "whore who slept her way to the top" (his exact words) is funny. And expected me to laugh with him. And got angry when I didn't and just stared at him in disbelief. Even though he already knows that I don't like Donald Trump. These people fully expect others to find their weird ass derogatory words and behavior FUNNY. Donald Trump is leading a cult of old people who he brainwashed into being delusional with him.
#vote blue#harris walz 2024#kamala harris#tim walz#i know some fucker is gonna be here saying like “it's true i was the tree”#i didn't see this with my own two eyes but i've lived 21 years with my dad and i HAVE seen him do shit like this#but it was mostly just honking at random people on the sidewalk or yelling “WHERE Y'GOING” in their direction out the window#like it's still embarrassing and weird but not derogatory#and since being retired and having nothing to do all day except watch trump and more trump and more trump he has gotten worse#not a day has gone by in the last four months where he hasn't insulted joe biden or kamala harris#and every single time he has expected my brother and i to laugh at his insult even though he knows that we don't like trump#it's so depressing watching your own parent become a worse person#he was already one of the insufferable republicans before trump and now he's a trump republican which is even worse#and yk what's even worse it's that my mom has no spine against men so if her boyfriend asks for her to vote trump she'll be like “okay”#she's not a republican she just doesn't care because she thinks voting doesn't matter#my aunt who i have always loved so much now calls up my dad to talk about trump with him and i never heard her swear until this year#my other aunt makes talking about trump her entire personality when she has a gambling addiction she should be treating instead#my dad's side is a bunch of trump supporters and my mom's side just doesn't give a fuck#and i can't vote because i'll get kicked out of here faster than the speed of light the second my dad sees#the paper in the mail saying that my voter history has been updated#even if it's not public who i voted for because he knows that whoever i vote for will never be trump#sorry#tag vent#this sucks#please vote
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It punches me in the gut to see the effects of bad parenting. Like your parents literally set you up to fail in real life
#my 5 year old cousin is like. genuinely out of control#bc his parents never tell him no EVER#like ever. I’m serious#he yells at his mom and argues w his dad and never gets told no#this kid is genuinely running the whole house#and I can tell this will spell disastrous things in the future#he was such a sweet kid too. insane
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Ted Thompson's first name is Edward not Theodore.
His full name is Edward Henry Thompson, his blue collar parents wanted it to sound sophisticated and affluent to set him up for future success.
He thinks it's dorky (some kid said so once and he hasn't been able to unsee it) and just goes by Ted cause it sounds tougher. The only people who can call him Ed or Eddy and not get punched in the face are his family members.
#red ninja posting#canis canem edit#bully#bully cce#bully rockstar#bully scholarship edition#bully headcanons#bully jocks#ted thompson#i literally cannot see him as a theodore. he walks past me in game and i yell HELLO TEDWARD#maybe thats why hes always on my case#he hides his full name and uses his position as class president and beloved star qb to wipe it off record#it makes his mom sad. BOOO TED. BOOOOO.
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There’s one last thing Ford has to do before he and Stan are finished packing for their trip. He made sure he had a few hours to himself, had sent Stan into town for some last supplies, and was standing in front of his old photocopier.
Dipper and Mabel had gladly sent him one of Shermie’s old photo albums. And while he had managed to retain one measly picture for the last 40 or so years, it wasn’t the one he needed for what he was about to do.
There, all by herself in the frame, was a picture of their mother. And on the next page, also pictured alone, their father.
He picked one up, set it on the copier, and pressed scan.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#grunkle ford#ford pines#i want ford to bring out a copy of his mom and finally get to say goodbye#except maybe he lets stan say goodbye too as himself this time#but MOSTLY i want him to get to yell at fillbrick fucking pines#i want him to get the closure of telling his dad he was wrong about stan and for stan to not have to face the man#i want ford to stick up for his brother for once like stanley did their whole childhood#and i feel kinda bad about the idea of the grief of letting go of their mom and having to watch a copy of her grapple with her own existence#as a piece of paper and face the threat of water/death#BUT FILBRICK PINES DESERVES THE THREAT OF PAPER MORTALITY AND WATERY DEATH FROM HIS SON
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This is not the worst week of your life it is literally just September
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UNLOCKED SCORCHING SUN (sunburst fever) DANTE ! (Spoilers? Here is a short summary of my reactions):
-eiden i live for the cheesy things you say when you wanna bone someone. ehehehehe when the corny roleplay actually works too well🎶🎵
-oh um 😳 eiden getting himself off bygrinding against Dante's leg ahaha💦💦 ok uhhh 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
- THE CONFUSED SPUTTERING WHEN EIDEN GETS SUDDENLY BLUE BALLED🤣🤣
-oh shir dante lore drop
-oh SGIT DAnte is working even harder than i thought just to make an equal society like,, dude,, that is sO MUCH to take on YOU ARE ONLY A BABY. BUT YOU TRY TO FIX CENTURIES OF INJUSTICE 😭
-aawwww...... gentle.....🥹
-DAMMIT EIDEN STOP BRATTING FOR 60SECONDS AAHHHHHAJAJAhaha oihh ahhhh
-dante is like the Grinch he doesn't know what the dokidoki in his chest is (.it's his heart) but. He'll get it one day
- they're cute 😭 and funny 😭😭 and eiden's "why do *i* have to go" is so... PETULANT i love them they're bickering idiots 🥳
ah, correction*: why "THE HELL HAVE" i gotta go. to be fair, that is a mild reaction to dante suddenly cockblocking him from himself(?). yeah. selfish lover moment deserves at MINIMUM that amount of sass 🤣
#danei#you know i wondered what the official ship name is for them because dantei was my instinctive thought#but i guess that could be mixed up with someone just trying to type Dante and they made a typo#i guess danei in that case is more PURPOSEFUL. like YES i had to STOP before typing out dante's full name#i was used to seeing eiden all... understanding and gentle and sweet with yaku#that his dante dynamic knocked me slightly askew (positive)#i love being reminded of eiden's range... bc all his clan members are such different individuals......#of course he caters to them differently... so powerful and adaptable#i really just wanna swaddle dante and put him in a restful burrito like srsly that guy needs a break#a break where things will not fall apart without him and everything is fine and he learns to rely on others#honestly i don't know how he's not MORE pissed off all the time. if i had to deal with what he deals with daily...#murder spree. or catatonic learned helplessness. there will be no in-between#anyway i hope these two figure more things out together and help each other be stupid without consequence :)#i want them pushing and shoving each other in the fields like schoolkids and yelling the blandest insult comebacks at each other#too bad neither of them can use the “YOUR MOM” finishing blow#or maybe it's funnier... if they both learn to use “YOUR MOM” with perfect timing#that's when their relationship will be in their final form. strong and evolved. beyond mortal comprehension#nu carnival dante#enei
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do you think they'll someday release a pinoy operator? seeing gaz have gen z humor fills me:))
IN MY MIND,,,, Gaz is half-filipino. so to me, he counts as a Filipino operator <3
i don't think i mentioned it here on tumblr, but i've hc'ed Gaz to be half filo because he just gives off the energy he would be?? ALSO, KYLE IS A COMMON ASS FILO NAME?? SO IT MAKES SENSE AHSHASHA (to me at least......)
#Gaz who comes back to the Philippines every summer break and all of his cousins don't talk to him cuz they don't think he understands filo#(he knows.. his mom yells at him in filo...)#“KYLE ANO BA!! TIGILAN MO YAN MASUSUGATAN KA. HAYOP KANG BATA KA!! TIGAS NG KOKOTE MO”#answered asks#anon#call of duty#gaz cod
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WAIT BUTTERS NEVER GOT GROUNDED IN THE SPECIAL, RARE BUTTERS W????
#NOT TO MENTION HE GOT A WHOLE ASS SONG WHICH WAS ADORABLE SO#i was so expecting his mom to yell at him in that scene that he was grounded but#it never happened#BUTTERS WIN#hell except for clinging to the outside of the truck for dear life not even that much bad happened to him#he sounded really happy to just be included too#idk sorry for rambling in tags#butters stotch#south park#sp spoilers#south park end of obesity
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My parents lock their room when neither one is home, and my dad accidentally locked my boy in their room 😭
My poor Honey Bunches 😭
#toadscreech#my mom is caring for my Grandmother#but shes going to pop by and open it#i wouldn't need her too#but my dads tools are in their room#i see his paws from under the door#and hes yelling at me like i locked him in there
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