#with a guy who looks kinda like him
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Either I’m a genius or insane for coming up with the crack ship of Young Neil and Stacey Pilgrim.
#what’s with me and crackships lately? idk maybe it’s because they are fun#I probably am insane for this cause it’s canon that Neil kinda looks like Scott and why ship the sister of the title character#with a guy who looks kinda like him#but ignore all that and you got an odd dynamic that makes no sense but kinda works in a weird way#I can’t describe it but i know that I like it#also there are no fics of them on ao3 I did a tag search and nothing came up so I guess I’m the first#maybe there’s an in fandom reason why it’s not a thing that I know nothing about as I’ve only recently became interested in this series#but anyways this idea is low key rotting my brain so I’ll stop now#making my own tag for Scott pilgrim so I can be even more not normal about it#->#emily’s scott pilgrim brainrot
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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that your KUNGFU MASTER taught you!
#I FORGOT THAT THE FULL BODY TED IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING“I got a Big Deal right here for yah bay-bee”#Huge fail on my part :/#practicing my ted cuz he always looks different when i draw him :B✨#also me and my friend were talking about pete being taller then ted and i was like “absolutely”#the difference looks kinda drastic cuz how i draw hair tho hAHA#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#tgwdlm#npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield
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#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#i feel like i see people bring up this line all tje time to criticize theon and call him awful but its like.#the most blatant obvious line where he looks in the camera and says Haha My Dad Would Beat Me and Call Me Names. Fathers Do That!#and its like. oh my fucking god i knowww . I KNOW people think hes annoying or a piece of shit and he is atrocious dont get me wrong but#hes literally the most blatant metaphor of how abuse can affect a person into who they are#like no shit sherlock he desperately wants the starks to accept him. his actual dad would fucking beat him and he got taken outta that home#and placed in a new one where like one guy liked him as a friend but everyone else was kinda cold#<- WOAH! a metaphor about the foster care system and the way it affects a person.#like fucking obviously he bends over backward to try to get the approval of his peers or have fatherly approval#What else did you expect. Why do you think he makes all those choices ramsay suggests to him about trying to#get the respect of all of his men. he doesnt want to lose the respect. like.#Okay. Done now thank you#grace post
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i just think dean would be soooo weird about it if sam dated/hooked up with men. women are transient in their world, they are victims/one-night-stands, they are barely people. but a man? their whole world is men. men are bobby and pastor jim and caleb. men are john, and dean himself. a man could be a stand in dean!! and that must be stopped!!!
#imagine if he went to stanford to get sam and instead of jessica it’s a guy. who looks kinda like dean#and tries to macho-up to him when dean breaks in#i just think it would drive dean NUTS if he and sam were talking in a bar and sam was no longer paying attention because he was looking at#ANOTHER MAN!#and sam is no better. lisa vs benny……#anyway the ways this show hates/dismisses women are SO fun to me.
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id fumble him so bad
#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway#i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute#idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what#i guess my type is boys that whimper#the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes#i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of#actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once......#actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download#unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start#my art#myart#doodles#puppysona#sona#sdv#sdv harvey#stardew valley#whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this
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That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#pouring one out for all my fellow middle children 😔#Donnie betraying his fellow middle child like this…even being the one to throw him under the bus first smh#no but like if I was Leo here I’d be like wtf guys#it does make me wonder if Leo constantly was the one who got them all out of messes#and in turn the main one who took the fall if his attempts failed rip#we kinda see this often in the series tbh? where Leo takes point when it comes to talking out a situation#maybe it started very very young as seen in this short#(actually there is no ‘if’ Leo was the one doing this he literally WAS at least twice as tots from what we’re shown)#side eyes Bug Busters where Leo gets his bros out of being turned into clowns and immediately gets blasted 😭#no thanks in sight#can’t even blame him for being a sore winner there I would be too lol#and then he gets thrown off a building like man all around an f tier day for Hamato Leonardo#side note but Leo’s face stripes look especially pink in this lighting and I really like when we can see that pinkness because it looks cute
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arrives 15 min late with a latte
......sup
#yosuke hanamura#persona 4#cool now that its done i can ramble in the tags#fellas im surprised hes here and done#did not think that was gonna happen#fuck i forgot smth#eh ill fix it before i make my print#anywho i might make more i might not who knows not i#yukiko is the next one i have half an idea on but also i have some shining nikki designs rattling around with my sole braincell#i also made a shadow alt for the back but idk if i like the mouth so yall arent gonna see him#also i need to find a gold foil guy that does odd sizes and like moq of 1#bc i wanna do this in gold foil#and its tarot card size bc im dumb as hell#but i want a print for my wall and i know sure as shit no one else will want one hence the moq of 1#my heart wants to make the whole major arcana for p4 but my past completed works says °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ 𝑛𝑜 °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・#so whatever gets done will get done#also im gonna reblog this a lot bc i put in too many hours to get a singular note by me so like if you dont wanna see it block me lmfao#if you have any hot takes for future cards please share with the class bc i only have ideas for yukiko and a full cast she does not make fr#so uh yeah yeehaw#idk what else to ramble about but like cannot believe yosuke fucking hanamura is the first chara to get a completed piece in 5 years#im not fucking kidding#the rest were all quick graphite or abandoned#hes not even my fave in p4- thats naoto protag chan kou and nanako#boys lucky to hit top 5#he just kinda crawled into my affection like some kind of sad pathetic creature idk how it happened either#maybe hes overprocessed now that im looking at it#nope i looked too long this is it this is how he is#ill do better by the women i promise
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You know. I have Thoughts now about Olric.
I originally wanted him added as a romance option (as do many others) and I think I changed my mind! I love him and he's amazing and supportive and he likes rocks but what I think so far that I really super love for him? Is how friendly he is and so far (I'm not far) he has zero romance related lines. Like he's not a romance option, but looking at the other NPCs (the innkeeper/wife, the general store owner/wife, the retired socialite who talks about past flings) I think Olric stands out as possibly the only one I can hope for aroace representation.
Let this guy just exist with the most positive vibes ever because he's just a good guy with positive vibes for everyone.
#fields of mistria#olric#march#i know you can easily look at anyone and say they could be aroace sure but after giving it some thought?#i think he just has that vibe of nice and not interested and no one is gonna change that#looking at all those poker games and then the first summer friday night?#hes just a super genuinely nice and supportive guy who likes looking at cool rocks and sometimes#i think thats all a person needs#i know a lot of people want to romance him and i included myself at first but i changed my mind on how badly i wanna#i kinda want to let him just vibe in whatever short shorts he wants to vibe in#if he has lines about any interest in people aside from friendship i havent gotten em#but i genuinely enjoy the chilling and single vibe he has#also this is just me personally so hey if you wanna smooch him still that is perfectly fine#i just have a super secret asexual agenda to push onto faves thank you
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Happy Mechanicus everyone I can be trusted with tech priests
#mechanicus#warhammer mechanicus#thumbs up. i know how to tag#i havent finished the game but its good so far and im kinda obsessed with these guys voices i really am#tiresus and rho kinda have the braincell for wildly different reasons#tiresus i want to see experiencing problems [the game delivers]. rho has been blingee gif-ed with hearts and sparkles around him#im significantly more mentally ill about rho i have to say#where else you gunna get a man who looks like that sounds like that and will randomly call you up asking for plutonium. come on#also i like to think hes just a little bit melded with the ship idk. ai who runs the facility except no ai allowed so its this freak
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tbh i think volo would have been significantly more normal and fine if he hadn’t been hiding so much of his true feelings and personality. like when you deny yourself genuine human connection to that degree you’re probably going to come off as a machiavellian monster who wants to make the world and the lives of others worse, but looking at his actual stated motivations and intentions it’s clear to me at least that the guy is deeply empathetic and idealistic and more than anything disappointed that the world can’t be better
#volo#pla#i don’t even think the game wants you to think he’s That Bad#given the way laventon discusses him talking about the pokédex and peacefully/awkwardly leaving#the way his eyes go all weird makes me think they were going for almost a jekyll and hyde psychotic break thing#but people kinda projected another kind of villain trope onto him—the calculating immoral sociopath—and that’s the common interpretation#it’s like the opposite of when people look at villains who are meant to be completely terrible and find redeemable things about them#insisting that the writers wanted people to see those things as well#i might be doing that myself but just looking at the text and themes of the game it seems to me that you’re supposed to feel bad for him#rather than like violently hate him#even just with the way the player looks at him when he walks away#and that’s not even getting into shit that happens in pokemas#like sorry man volo unintentionally and incidentally prompting arceus to separate the train guys does not make him evil#that was arceus…#same with the player character although i think volo would have had more of a reason to tell them what’s going on#ingo was accepted in hisui#they weren’t#anyway sorry i just wanted to add my take to the many floating around#maybe im wrong or you disagree! that’s fine#but yeah
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look at my sonic ocs pretty please ok ty
#sapph the sea slug#scorch the beetle#<names up to change#scottsocs#scorchs' whole thing is like. seemingly very calm and collected (and to an extent he is)#but hes secretly Always looking for an excuse to blow up / burn something. average pyrotechnician moment!#hes constantly out of the loop tho. in an almost big the cat kinda way. so he's usually compared 2 shadow and hes like “who tf is that guy”#not sure the *exact* place he lives (<or more like. His House. i dont imagine he'd stay around one place for too long) but. picture like.#red mountain but with greenery#as for sapph. ill have 2 read more into archie until i see characters like undina and coral . or just like completely make something up for#him lmao
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still wondering how they managed to keep his level of hygiene up after ten years
would’ve made more sense if his was matching with his ex husband
#i demand long hair and unkept beard magneto#they brought out those plastic scissors you’d get in primary school#do they pour a bucket of water over him once in a while and call it a day?#bro looks like he shaves every morning and uses deodorant#kinda wondering how they even put him in that pit#they knock him out then install the sky light? tf#HOW DOES THE GUY WHOS BEEN IN PRISON FOR TEN YEARS LOOK BETTER THEN THE GUY WHO WASNT#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto#cherik#x men days of future past#charles xavier#no helmet i couldn’t disobey even if i wanted 😏#YOUR GAY 🤬🤬🤬
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nuru comes to visit her FRIENDS out of the kindness of her HEART and for WHAT? and for what
here's the reference image
#varigo#vat7k#varian and the seven kingdoms#my art#nuru vat7k#hugo vat7k#varian vat7k#they both probably look kinda goofy sometimes if ever umm caught lol#varian being the only one of the two who can hold the other up#but hugo being taller than him#i feel like sometimes they just look. awkward. this tiny guy holding up this gangly twig. fantastic
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how does it always take him like eight seconds to get here. who hears "my boyfriend is naked out of necessity so we have towels up for privacy" and says "oh don't cover his naked body on my account I am ready and willing to see it. I'm not thinking about touching him btw. if you were wondering"
#look there is a very specific kinda guy who is passionate about being cool with his guy friends schlongs being out#a 'no girls no boundaries' type dude wants his homies to explore him so bad#xander harris#willow rosenberg#oz osbourne#buffy the vampire slayer#xandoz#was literally just watching those scenes for how tight his shirt was bc that episode sucks#i like counsellor moseby tho
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