#with a caelum audio

[this-corner-is-my-safe-space]

Caelum’s introduction audio

Caelum’s playlist/The Freelancer series

Gavin <33333

What was the first redacted video you listened to?

First Redacted Playlist you listened to?

Aaand who’s your favourite?

I just wanna see if I’m right about something lmao

[yoteako]

surprise!! caelum!!

[mushroomerchant]

I’ve been working on some sketches of my D.A.M.N headcanon appearances so I hope you enjoy them :)

[koifoxes]

he’s complaining about the board again

[porcelaininkpot]

Miscellaneous DAMN Crew Headcannons >:}

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Damien had one terrible experience with the nurses at DAMN and he's still not over it, and so does everything in his power to avoid going to the healers even when he really should

He's also gotten quite skilled at healing magic as a result

Lasko's glasses are in a constant state of being broken, the lens always popping out of the frame, so he's developed a habit where he taps his lens at random times just to make sure its still there

Huxley is capable of manipulating metal, but doesn't wanna bother with honing his skill because he prefers the greenery and flora aspect of earth magic

Gavin runs a DAMN gossip blog, a fair bit of the gossip is what Lasko accidentally spills while rambling

Caelum found out about cotton candy and made it his life mission to make his hair look as much like it as possible

Dear does aeral acrobatics in their spare time, Lasko is ensorceled and mystified every time he watches them practice

If Damien gets angry enough, he can go band for band with Lasko in terms of speaking speed

Damien always wanted piercings, but was worried they'd harm his professional career, it was Huxley that helped him let go of his hesitation and finally get his ears pierced. They held hands the whole time.

Huxley himself has a septum piercing.

Dear is the most eloquent speaker of the entire crew, and possibly the entire DAMN campus, they're one of the highest rated professors at the academy.

When Freelancer is bored, they intentionally create steam and fog up their windows so they can use their fingers to draw on them

Caelum once saw them do this and now insists they do it at least thrice a day so he can doodle

Gavin cannot sit still long enough to get his nails done, so he uses demon powers to shift his form and give himself naturally fabulous nails, whenever he does his he makes sure to go show off to Freelancer because their jealous angry pout is adorable

Huxley once had to return a size XXL compression shirt because it was too tight. Damien begged him not to.

Caelum once has unsupervised access to Freelancer's gaming pc and played Poppy Playtime thinking it was a cutesy roblox type game.

He didn't sleep for three nights afterward.

Then tried playing again because he wanted to finish chapter one.

Lasko has Poliosis, it's especially abundant on his very long eyelashes.

Dear takes special joy in having him try out multicoloured mascara

While Damien is best at memorising text to score high marks, Freelancer is best at understanding it, and often gives tutoring lessons to the rest of the crew.

Dear used to secretly wish they were an earth elemental so that they could manipulate crystals, but now makes the most beautiful ice sculptures with their water magic.

It took Lasko a very long time to accept that he was truly wanted by the crew, and that he wasn't just some straggler they allowed to follow them around.

Gavin and Freelancer once challenged each other to see who would get flirted with the most at DAMN events, Freelancer got 8, Gavin got 13, and Dear won with 21 {not including Lasko drooling all over them}

The characters of Caelum 's favorite cartoon all have a decora aesthetic, so Caelum has started to make a collection of cute accessories and clips so he can dress like them.

Freelancer is his biggest enabler and loves surprising him with sticker packs and rainbow hair clips

When Damien and Huxley have sleepovers, and are all cosied up next to each other in their warm blankets while drinking hot cocoa, Huxley gets so wrapped up in doting over Damien that he only realises how much time has passed when his hot cocoa gets cold, and then he makes them both go to bed because 'Having a healthy sleep schedule is important dude'

Damien absolutely hates when he does this so he secretly and subtly rewarms Huxley's cocoa so he can spend more time whispering to him in his arms.

[xanyiaz]

sometimes babygirl is a man from arizona with a creative mind and a microphone that makes silly boyfriend audios as well as fantasy lore stories that people who are attracted to voices and get overly attached to fictional characters enjoy :))

[kinoi-lol]

Lovely and vincent are the type to slow dance in the rainy moonlight

Gavins the type to kiss all of freelancers scars while there laying down on the couch or bed

Asher and babe are the type for wedding cake cutting to secretly both smush it on eachothers faces and both be surprised

Angles the type while David's cooking to go up to david and hug him from behind

Darlin's the type to fake punch sam a lot for fun

Huxley and dams are the types to plan picnic outings sometimes for the whole crew sometimes for eachother

Dear is the type to hide laskos work as a playful thing

Sweethearts the type to buy small outfits for aggro and do a surprise photoshoot for milo and he'd just watching aggro trying to escape

Freelancer is the type to throw one year friend anniversary surprises everyone in the D.A.M.N crew (Huxley and caelum both cried )

Geordi and cutie are the type to lay in an open field of flowers as the sunsets

Guy is the type to buy honey actual honey on there anniversary as a funny gift (he had another gift not a joke gift )

[deezbignutz]

Ages of Redacted characters cuz why not ig

Sam is 45 years old

Vincent is 44 years old

Avior is 37 years old (coalesced 37 years ago)

Gavin and Aaron are 34 years old

David, Asher and Milo are 31 years old

Lasko and Elliott (kinda) are 30 years old (Elliott was adopted 30 years ago)

Huxley is 27 years old

Caelum and Damien are 25 years old

More stuff under the cut

Sweetheart and Milo met when he was 23

Baaabe and Asher met when he was 25

Angel and David when he was 26

Freelancer met Caelum the he was 18

Lovely and Vincent met when he was 40

Elliott confesses to Sunshine at 26

Freelancer met Gavin when he was 30

William has been a Vampire for around 505 years

Elliott met Brachium when he was around 5 (? i think?)

Will turned Vincent when he was 20

Sam graduated from D.A.M.N. when he was 24

Sam got turned when he was 29

David was 24 when Gabe died

Freelancer met Lasko when he was 26

Freelancer met Damien when he was 21

Freelancer met Huxley when he was 23

Sam confessed to Darlin when he was 42

Inversion happened when Sam was 42, Vincent was 41, Avior was 34, Gavin and Aaron were 31, David, Asher, and Milo were 28, Lasko and Elliott(?) were 27, Huxley was 24, and Caelum and Damien were 22.

Elliott left CloseKnit and met up with Aaron when he was 28 (?) and Aaron was 32

Milo shifted back again when he was 29

Damien and Huxley confess their feelings for each other when Dames was 23 and Hux was 25

David proposed to Angel when he was 29

Baaabe proposed to Asher when he was 30

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Tattoo Headcanons

✩ Elliott has a big abstract freehand tattoo that covers his shoulder and upper arm - one of the cool swirly line designs

✩ Ollie has a stick and poke smiley face on his ankle that one of his friends gave him in high school

✩ Aaron has some sort of quote tattooed on his ribs - probably a line from a song / movie that he associates with Elliott or his mom

✩ Caelum loves temporary tattoos and likes having matching ones with Gavin and Freelancer

✩ Geordi has something fandom related on his forearm - anything but Star Trek because he doesn't want to seem like that much of a nerd

✩ Asher has a patchwork leg sleeve with a bunch of different styles and a similar half sleeve on his opposite bicep

✩ Milo and Sweetheart have matching chest tattoos

✩ Ivan got original Baby’s name tattooed on his collar bone right before they broke up

✩ David has a tattoo commemorating Gabe and something for the whole Shaw pack

✩ Anton has a monstera leaf on his forearm to remind him of My Love

✩ Porter has an elaborate neck tattoo that spreads down his sternum and covers most of his chest

✩ Gavin has a backpiece consisting of the D.A.M.N. crew's favorite flowers

✩ Guy has doodles Honey drew for him on his thighs

✩ Morgan has some sort of lower rib / upper stomach tattoo of an hourglass with a skull

✩ Avior has stars and constellations all across his torso

✩ Brian has all of his kids’ birthdays on his chest

[urfrenfishy]

random angsty headcannons‼️‼️

gavin and freelancer who just hold each other as soon as freelancer gets home and silently remind themselves that they survived

sunshine who finds their art style has gotten worse and feeling so shitty about it, but they don’t understand why. (we know why)

cutie who has lost all sense of self confidence, always second guessing themselves, much like how goerdi was at the start of their relationship.

baaabe who traces their finger across asher’s scar when he’s asleep, remembering how close they were to losing him

freelancer who forgot about caelum, but still feels an oddly paternal instinct around children that look like him, they don’t get why. (we get why)

damien who had major internalized homophobia in high school, sneering and even arguing with some of the openly gay people in his classes. he still lays awake at night thinking of all the bullshit he spewed at them.

morgan whose first vision was the death of his cat, oreo. he cried for days.

angel who fell into a depressive rut after that fight with david, they had gotten so good at hiding them that the only difference you’d be able to spot was that they would stop eating unless someone made them, david stepped up for that role.

sweetheart who wanted to be an actor but their family forced them to work in the department, they silently envy milo since he was able to choose his own path

darlin who used to have the most amazing hair but quinn told them to buzz it, so they did. it’s just now getting back to the length it was before. hair holds memory ‘n all.

that’s all for now folks i’m gonna go sleep night night!!

[vampierium]

Hello stranger, care for some redacted boys?

Some silly drawings of some redacted characters I’ve listen to recently. I originally wanted to draw some of my redacted listener characters, but got sidetracked. I actually don’t really my Porter design, so maybe I’ll change my interpretation later, but for now I’m gonna just post this before I redraw him 100 times.

[yoteako]

caelum!

[mushroomerchant]

I’ve posted a bit about my D.A.M.N. Crew designs but I haven’t updated them in a bit.

Some notes about them:

Damien:

-he hates fire-elemental stereotypes and, as such, refrains from wearing a lot of red. His blue hair adds to this

-this outfit is an example of one of his cold winter outfits, ones that aren’t actually very warm but look warm to not seem suspicious to unempowered people

-the patches are made by him or bought from artist markets (one of them has Huxley’s jersey number hehehe)

-he’s very well-built under the coat, I might post smth with out it on

Huxley:

-his design was one of the easiest (it’s also one of the oldest so I may update it soon) because he describes his style pretty often

-Damien helps him repair his clothes and sews a lot of his patches, including the one on his shirt

-WE’RE DISREGARDING THE AUDIO WHERE DAMIEN CARRIED HUXLEY CAUSE THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN W/ THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IDK CARE HOW RIPPED DAMIEN IS. I chose this height difference and I thought it was funny so I’m sticking with it. Damiens an angry lil guy

-Huxley’s dreads go down to his upper back but they’re pulled up most of the time because he doesn’t do much w/ them

Lasko:

-i love his lil glasses charms, they jingle when he gets stressed and his powers start going

Gavin:

-HES SO COOL IM SO PROUD OF HIM

-Huxley is taller than him and Gavin hates it so he wear platforms whenever their in public together (plus he knows he looks great in them)

-this is the most dressed you’re gonna get him, if he;s home, his shirt is off immediately

-to unempowered humans, he doesn’t have his ears or horns

-the tattoo isn’t inherent to concubi but his seen it in human media and thought they looked cool

-(I might give him a tail idk, it’d probably have a lil spade at the end)

Freelancer:

-the tattoos on their leg (ignore the fact that they’re unfinished, I don’t want to work on them rn) are a patchwork sleeve they’ve been working on for a few years. A few of the tattoos are inspired by members of the D.A.M.N. Crew but they’re not the type of person to get names or faces on themself

-they’ve been taking testosterone for 3 years at this point and their stubble is coming in

-I totally didn’t give them my hair but cooler

Kody:

-I’d describe his style as ‘yacht fuck boy’

-god i hate him

- he wants to have a full goatee but he can’t grow hair on his upper lip so it’s kinda a neck beard/soulpatch thing

Caelum:

-he’s so fucking cute omggg

-he changes form depending on his charge because different people are comforted by different appearances and this is his for Freelancer (i don’t remember if the shapeshifting this is only for concubi correct me if im wrong)

-his ears twitch

-i imagine lil video game emotes coming off him when he talks :)

I hope you guys like em :)

[desmorotu]

Redacted Headcanons: Smoking Edition :3

honey is really giggly and affectionate when they’re high (as stated previously)

guy is less “millennial humor” and wayyyyyyy more affectionate. think the personality of fool!guy but with his continued affection

david smiles a lot and can’t keep his eyes open for too long before squinting them; he does giggle

angel falls asleep almost instantly

milo doesn’t participate unless sweetheart is present

morgan can feel the rhythm of time and falls into visions more often

geordi gets a kick out of hearing cutie’s thoughts

cutie won’t stop laughing at the funny things they think

sweetheart has trained themselves to look sober

darlin needs a significant amount more for it to hit

baaabe knows exactly what to do to make it a good experience and their tics (they have mild tourette’s) become more frequent; does cause small problems on rare occasion

asher’s millennial cringe gets worse; more dad jokes, stupid voices, and bad puns

sam (before turning) would go nonverbal and zone out

vincent (before turning) was always with friends

lovely did it to fall sleep on occasion before their turning

aaron and smartass have a blast giggling and unwinding after work together

elliott comes up with some craaaazy dreams for sunshine

anton doesn’t smoke, but when he does, it’s only been to cope with the project and the isolation from his partner

james does it as a way to unwind—mostly ends up with him in tears thinking of his spouse

damn crew has a night out of the month where they all get together for it

freelancer loves watching damien burn a hole in the floor over mario kart

lasko’s loose lips become even looser and he stutters less

SEND TWEET!!!!

[porcelaininkpot]

Too many people overlook how California is a coastal state WHICH MEANS DAHLIA IS RIGHT BY THE OCEAN

WHERE ARE THE SURFER ASHER HEADCANNONS??? AS A MATTER OF FACT WHERE ARE THE SURFER PACK HEADCANNONS?????

WHERE ARE THE BEACH FICS WHERE VINCENT GOES CLIFF DIVING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE WOULD

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DAMN CREW HEADING DOWN FOR A BEACH DAY AND DEAR PUSHING BACK THE TIDE SO CAELUM CAN COLLECT SEASHELLS

AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BEACH THERES ALSO BIOLUMINESCENT BEACHES. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

AND THE VAMPS CAMP OUT AT THE SHORE IN HEAVILY TINTED CARS WATCHING THE SUNSET BEFORE THEY CAN GO ON NIGHT WALKS AND KICK UP STARS IN THE SAND.

[definitelynuwonhere]

Caelum WILL be at the Shaw/Talbot wedding.