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...the docent is uncomfortable talking about your letters. She says you and old girl used to sleep in the same bed because it was cold outside, that many Victorian ladies would have done the same, that it was normal. At least we can agree on that part. She keeps bringing up the fact that you didn’t have kids like it’s confusing, as though there is something mysterious about wanting peace, quiet, and endless hours for poetry and repotting plants.
— Rita Mookerjee, "Voicemail for Emily Dickinson"
#wit tea#humor#writing#poetry#poem#exceprt#quotes#literature#emily dickinson#women poets#women writers#rita mookerjee#the offing
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Final Chef - extended (but not yet final) cut. Real-time ambiance added - straight from the shop on a busy doomsday brunch hour. The Witness continues to serve his famous DimSum along with a side of warlock wasabi sushi and titan milk tea. (Sorry no hunter yet)
#destiny 2#the witness#boxyheadbry#the final shape#destiny fanart#dimsum#sushi#boba milk tea#clip studio paint#2d animation#wondering what the hunter could do/become#such wonky animation#i don't understand cantonese#i hope they're not saying anything bad#i don't understand subjugator dreadspeak#pretty sure they're saying bad stuff about us
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“this imagine is inspired by taylor swi-“ oh i know what you are and i know what the reader is written to be 💀💀
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now that i've spilled the beans to you all on what my irl day job is i should totally make a "REAL day in the life of Mr Lancer feat. Danny's inevitable IEP accommodations" fic
#danny phantom#i think tho if i did this#half of u would believe im making shit up#i've only been a high school teacher for one (1) school year and already the things i've witnessed...#i love my job and my students tho real tea#even when they try to punch each other and i have to explain for the 100th time that violence is wrong 🙏
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boys who snork mimimi vs girls who honk shoo
#art#one piece#op#monkey d luffy#uta#portgas d ace#sabo#bare chest#i have a specific vision for morning luffy where hes groggy when he initially gets up#but give him a few minutes or the promise of breakfast and hes his usual high energy self#uta can be grumpy and quiet until shes had like coffee or tea or smth#ace is just his narcoleptic self#sabo sleeps on his back arms to his side like a soldier#and when his alarm goes off he instantly shoots up eyes wide open ready to start the day#its quite unsettling to witness#but i drew sabo so cutieful here shes so everything girl
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AU where Shen Yuan, soon after Binghe falls into the Abyss, loses all his memories of Shen Qingqiu. He assumes that he transmigrated into some no name NPC, and enjoys his life as a rogue cultivator completely oblivious to the Heavenly Demon and multiple Peak Lord’s tearing the world apart trying to find him.
#in my head he became a rogue cultivator operating out of Jinlan City#he stumbled upon a sham cultivator scamming the people out of their money and promptly kicked him out and took over his shop#Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe walk into a cultivators shop#who do they find but the man they’ve relentlessly hunted down for years#and surprise!!#he doesn’t recognize them!!#hes wearing green but it’s in a different style#he’s selling bestiaries and cultivation guides and protective talismans#all hand made and well loved and just slightly different than Cang Qiong teaches#but they’re accurate and reasonably priced so they can’t really complain#he wears his hair differently#but his tea tastes the same#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#liu qingge#svsss#wit writes#bingliushen#bingqiu#liushen#mxtx svsss
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I have moved from 'wanna draw gators.' to 'wanna draw the crusher corps guys.' ...using templates that were popular like 5+ years ago :D also gohans there cause I needed another guy ┐(‘~` )┌
#thats right kids its a draw the squad meme in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three :>#and on top of that its the most basic 1#i am a bastion of originality and wit :U#also. im i tack this on to teas AU...#i remember there bein a bit about how turles would let gohan leave tge crusher corps if he ever beat him#well. hear me out. did he ever say it hadta be in a fight? :D
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Religious freedom isn't "I have the freedom to never hear about other people's religions and if they share about their faith they're shoving it down my throat!"
With freedom of religion, people have the right to go door to door saying 'Do you know our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?' And with freedom of religion YOU have the right to say 'no' and close the door.
#nobody's forcing you to invite the Jehovah's Witness into your house for tea#or forcing you to listen to a pastors sermon#or forcing you to go to their Bar Mitzvah#(i hope I spelled that right sorry)#but they have the right to do all of that and to talk about it in public
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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is living in MY heart.....
#pinocchio#illustration#cottagecore#del toro pinocchio#its tea times#OBSESSED with this movie but especially the first section where both gepetto and pinocchio are kind of unhinged#pinocchio is like a deranged little creature. instills genuine fear in the heart at first encounter. i lovb him#i bothered my friends into watching with me in theatres#explained so many times......we r watching pinocchio (del toro) ((NOT fruity))#and Yet.......every single one of them came up at sm point after the movie privately to tell me how pleased they were that#it was Normal and good#for the record i will be subjecting them to marathon of all other 2022 pinocchio incarnations over the holidays#where it will be FREE to witness their resignation in well lit environment#getting to this viewing was like unstoppable force (freak snowstorm) vs immovable object (our dedication to half price movie tuesdays)#with special guest appearance of our city flopping belly up whenever we get 0.5cm of snow cover
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#wicca#wiccan#witch#witchy#witchblr#witchcore#pagancore#pagan blog#witchcraft community#tea#teacore#tea blog#tea witch#earth wit
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Please choose from the following menu options. Listen carefully, as our selections may have changed. If you know your party’s extension, you may dial it at any time. If you are calling about an existing reservation, or if you would like to make a new reservation, press nothing, your reservation is confirmed, you are already signed up, it’s going to happen, and there’s nothing you can do about it. The reservation is made. If you are calling because you would like to cancel your reservation, press one to hear the sound of a distant, hollow laughter. There’s no turning back now. Everything is in motion. If you are currently in the middle of your reservation and are experiencing difficulties or require assistance of any kind, press the palm of your hand to the center of your chest, feel your breath, and understand that no one is coming, that you are alone, and that this reservation is yours and nobody else’s.
— Dolan Morgan, "One Eight Hundred"
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Following in the footsteps of the legendary “Banbury Station, 3 a.m.”, produced by @too-antigonish, and the acclaimed follow up produced by @astridcontramundum, I present to you, the spoken word stylings of our own Simple Country Pathologist, Max DeBryn.
Fellow Tumblrians, please join me at the album release party at The Eagle and Child, as we lift a glass and enjoy our favourite Declaimer of Death as he shares Deep Thoughts and Medical Bon Mots.
Track listing (with bonus track at the end featuring a surprise guest).
Love and Fishing: The Wit and Wisdom of Max DeBryn
Nothing Here to Frighten the Horses
Something of a Salmagundi
“I'm a Pathologist, Not a Road Sweeper”; a witty homage to DeForrest Kelley
The Last of the Red Hot Livers, or, I Never Met a Neil Simon Pun I Didn’t Like
Alimentary, My Dear Morse: A Meditation on Saveloy and Chips
This Was No Punting Accident (It Wasn't a Boat Propeller. And It Wasn't Lizzie Borden): A Cautionary Tale About Water
Love's Very Popular
Tripes in a Tub (featuring Baby Morse)
Numb To Life (A Ode to Seconal)
Septic Tank. What a Treat.
Been At the Keats Again, Sergeant? (featuring Jim Strange)
Just a Hint of Sucrose (People Do Despair, Morse)
An Elegant Sufficiency, a.k.a. Deficient to the Tune of One Head
A Man Loves What He Loves: Steak and Kidney at the Eagle.
All That Flesh (To Be Read At a Stag Do)
"And one was fond of me: and all are slain."/“Ask me no more, for fear I should reply.”, A. E. Housman Was a Friend of Mine, a Lament with E. Morse
Bonus Track: Signs and Wonders, Feat. Fred Thursday
#itv endeavour#endeavour morse#endeavour itv#emotional overload#shaun evans#fred thursday#roger allam#jim strange#sean rigby#james bradshaw#max debryn#poetry for the masses#spoken word#dark poetry#morseverse#Follow up album to be released if sales warrant#Tea roses have flourished#Something has to be lovely besides my waistcoats#please contact my agent to book a personal appearance#Album signing at the Randolph#Details to follow#love and fishing: the wit and wisdom of max debryn#max on tour#bow ties are de rigeur#not a cult at all#I mean not even a little bit cultish in any way#she sits and makes pink roses with her thread#“Embroidery by Margaret Widdemer#waistcoat poetry for Max
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#all that tdmm hate that still lingers is some of whitest shit i've ever witnessed td.dks really went all out with the yt gay/yt feminism jfc#like shouto and momo are so obviously japanese in every way(i also hc shouto as part bangladeshi and momo as a blasian dominican-mexican)#i deffo agree they're both queer-coded shouto is transmasc genderfluid and momo is transfem softgirlgender but as poc not white at all#like idc about gay shouto and lesbian momo you can hc what you want but what you guys call 'concrete proof' is just japanese/asian culture#as a homecountry raised poc they're both more trans and autistic-coded than any orientation and their dynamic is so such a poc4poc fantasy#t4t autistic4autistic poc4poc fantasy specifically!!!their characters and story are NOT white western at all and the perfect teen m/f ship#but bnha is so popular with we.ebs who know jackshit about easterners and poc in general tbh they hate todomomo for not being yt bread gays#and think it's a morality thing when it's the most harmless fucking ship AND they ship DABI with a blonde cop.HIS GOTH/CPUNK ASS????????????#PLEASE my afrolatina ass has never been able to take them seriously especially because dadbi/s'mores siblings makes way more sense#but yeah i've talked enough.if you hate todomomo you're probs mad that they're a genuinely unconventional m/f ship instead of palpability#todomomo#t4t todomomo#todomomo protection squad#todoroki shouto#momo yaoyorozu#half bangladeshi rei agenda#blasian latina momo#trans todoroki#trans momo yaoyorozu#goth punk todoroki shouto#pastel punk momo yaoyorozu#partially blind todoroki#chubby momo yaoyorozu#bnha geekery#our hero academia#tea blend crew#team dual#momo is also adhd anxious and ocd along with being autistic thanks#summeredits#summerposting
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Kurama and Sukuna watching their respective vessels interact with their homosexual shounen rival and say silly goofy gay statements™️ like carrying burdens and dying together and/or not affording to die because the other will kill them if they die again.
#sasunaru#itafushi#yes I've been watching jjk for like a while now#imagine being alive for thousands of years and witnessing your vessel pining for their black haired crush#naruto#naturo shippuden#jujutsu kaisen#like I just know these two would drink tea together and bitch about naruto and yuuji lmao#kurama: your brat is whipped too huh#sukuna: bold of him to say he can't afford to die as if I DID NOT RIP HIS HEART OUT#but like imagine them talking shit about sasuke and megumi#kurama: the brat can't even handle me as hatred incarnate lmao the audacity to say he'd save that uchiha brat from his hatred#sukuna: (jjk manga spoilers) lmao I stirred the pot between them so let's see if their gay love can beat the king of curses#mochiajclayne.txt
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More romy for the turn of the century AU
again, I mentioned that gambit never went to a formal school. Public school didn't exist nationwide till the start of the 1910s. he learned to read and write and do math at a free Sunday school, but didn’t learn anything else unless he read it or had to learn it for his thief profession. He did learn quite a bit though through those things, but he likes having little tutoring sessions with rogue as a result, and she’s more than happy to teach him literary history in return for, learning some crafts like whittling, but mostly just for his company, alone, with a snack, in a nice quiet area where no one can bother them. ❤️
#sweet-tea#gambit x rogue#romy#remy lebeau#x men evolution#anna marie darkholme#turn of the century au#anna marie lebeau#lord byron#home and harbor#for clarification Gambit isn't stupid#he has a great attitude for learning and is very quick-witted he just didn't get the same opportunity to learn as other students did#and he's enjoying making up for it now#because unfortunately not growing up conventionally wealthy in the South before the 1920s was basically a social handicap for class mobility
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i just remembered minecraft exists i am about 2 get so fuckn cozy
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