#wise little bird…

[copias-juicebox]

A little bird told me you needed more Sexondo…Sexcunto…erm…Secondo(!) on your dash 😈

Mr. Worldwide ✨Rich Daddy✨

He probably owns the most expensive buttplugs

SEXCEL-*clears throat*EXCELLENCT!!

We all need a bit more mr. 305 69 on our dash

[vignirek]

my ability to art woke up, so here's Macaque cosplaying Jing Yuan from Honkai Star Rail (mostly bc Alejandro/Cyyu voices them both-)

[kondietorei]

if it walks like an angel, swims like an angel, quacks like an angel.... surely it must be an angel.

[dailyweezer]

Day 30: Midnight Crew!!!!

(Anonymous request)

[nesurii]

i’m so excited for the horse ranch pack!! the world looks amazing & the horse gameplay looks great.

i kind of get why there’s a lack of other gameplay now: i can tell a lot of resources already went into making horses work and designing this world and i think they actually did well on that. the pack is really JUST about having a horse ranch, so if you are not interested in that, it’s not worth the money for an expansion pack.

i love it though, the horses are cute and i literally get to live out my wild dream now having a ranch lmaooo

[grandcovenant]

it's such a shame that sophia as a character is so reliant on keeping everything about her a mystery until.... literally the last chapter, because it makes her a lot weaker as.... one of the main characters. she's intended to have the same level of importance as geppetto in the narrative, however, in execution..... you can't really get invested in her because she doesn't really offer anything meaningful to you until the very end, and by then it feels a little too little too late. (and so much of it is wrapped around simon's plotline, which i have already expressed i don't really care for.)

i think it's why i try to make a bigger deal of things like the hermit's cave, or the thing about being a listener being "the devil's power", according to sophia's mother. these bits show her as an existing part of the setting she's in, and not as the walking Big Reveal set-up she... kind of is, honestly.

sophia is meant to be p's guide through his growing humanity, a counterpoint to geppetto, and i wish more was done with it!!!

[mmhawkes]

Come go along with me

I wrote a little something about murder ballads and fairy tales for The Shadowes Are Icumen In! You can read it here:

“Come Go Along With Me”: Murder Ballads, Fairy Tales, and the Danger of Following Men into the Woods

[luvuomi]

official yuzuha family introduction ^w^

[smol-blue-bird]

I have updated my profile picture to… Her

[blackmoldmp3]

also in my mind palace i have an australian cattle dog named pigeon and a boston terrier mix named blue jay and we go on adventures together. this is also why im like i can onyl do part time I Need Goblin Time. i need dog time. i am that bitch

[synchlora]

reddit am I the asshole for being upset a man told me to euthanize his pigeon because he didn't want to drive 30 minutes away to do it himself because he races pigeons and any ill or injured bird is a burden and not worth investing any effort into rehabbing or even seeing the animal in person to decide if its cruel or not to attempt treatment and thus causing me to be mad at the whole "hobby" for causing rescue vet med folks like myself to deal with the consequences of their actions both directly from injured racers and indirectly from injured, ill, and overpopulated offspring of lost racers?

[burningexeter]

[HEADCANON]

In my mind, I think all the TV shows and movies you see here are set in the same universe as each other.

[aquietjune]

Becoming a princess now would not work out, it would not transform her in any way: that was not herself, even if it had been recognized as her birthright once; she could feel the pain of every cuff she’d received in the past, while of marble floors and winged statues, of fine dresses and delicate pastries, no matter how many she experienced now: there was no connection there, none whatsoever.  

Chapter 3 of Little Bird, titled "there are no ghosts inside the house, but what about the ghosts outside?" is... out on AO3.

[tovaicas]

not me importing my anti-air defense worldbuilding h/cs into ishgard bc I can

[sundial-girl]

Do you have any hcs for Heron???

how did you catch me thinking abt him... spooky

i'm like super bad at listing hcs out in an organized manner (*_ _)人 but here's some:

goes for long walks at night to clear his mind when he can't sleep. yeah walking around the dark alone at like 2 in the morning probably isn't the safest thing but he prefers the solitude at that time of day. occasionally he'll also find something like a cool rock or shell or whatever on these walks to bring back and gift to one of his friends (or just keep for himself)

occasionally tries to hide his emotions so those close to him won't worry about him, but he's not actually very good at that (sometimes) and it just makes them worry more :'0. also, very prone to mood swings, which he also tries to hide as to not ruin the mood [pun was not intended i swear]

please don't let him wear roller skates/heelys - he says he'll be fine and knows how to use them but he crashes into everything and nearly breaks his bones 😭

he and oliver don't actually talk all that much but there is a silent mutual understanding (bird instincts 🤝)

used to have a higher cold tolerance prior to losing his hand (& eye), but can't risk being out in the cold as much anymore due to the mechanical parts possibly getting damaged (& the metal gets freezing which is. uncomfortable) so :( rip

scared of the dentist but only a little bit. not completely terrified but doesn't like going there

i know the mauling len to death thing is a joke sorta but i wonder if there is smthn deeper to it. like len reminds heron of himself in a way (even in spite of several differences), and something about that makes him so envious and full of rage and he's not sure why (he does, but wouldn't admit to it)—what's even more frustrating is len just keeps being... len. is he willfully ignorant and is this mockery or is he really that forgiving? and how could you forgive someone after all they've done to you? maybe len represents a lot of things heron is not and that's what really sets him off to attack him, personally. but maybe not thats just a theory a heron theory

very neutral on goldfish crackers

bumps into doorframes a lot b/c. tol

there was a trend years ago iirc? of people just randomly climbing up to really high places and just sorta sitting there. i feel like maybe he'd do that sometimes just cause? like w/ the first point he might just need places to vibe alone sometimes

thang

[wildtornado-o]

Cant stop thinking about how similar these 2 look fhkdshfds