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lorsulia · 2 months ago
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some stuff while i'm dying from university exams ;,,,,)
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theunseeliefilmclub · 2 months ago
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Best Film of each Month
January: Wonka (2024)
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February: Argylle (2024)
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March: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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April: Winnie the Pooh (2011)
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May: Alice in Wonderland (1915)
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June: Inside Out 2 (2024)
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July: Longlegs (2024)
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August: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
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September: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
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October: Transformers One (2024)
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November: Paddington in Peru (2024)
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December: I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
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incorrect-catcf-quotes · 9 months ago
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Why did I ever invite that boy to lunch?  Why, oh, why, oh, why?
Willy Wonka
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nonsensology · 1 year ago
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This was supposed to just be a rough sketch, but then I started getting really invested in it.
I hadn't initially intended to include so many picture book characters, but the nostalgia was overwhelming. Does anyone remember the animated short films produced by Weston Woods? My local library used to have a bunch of them on the Scholastic VHS tapes from the late 90s. (I know some shorts were released on the Children's Circle VHS tapes back in the 80s (🎶 Come on along! Come on along! Join the caravan!), and some were packaged in Sammy's Story Shop in 2008.)
Characters:
Max, from Where the Wild Things Are, written and illustrated by Maurice Sendak
Peter, from The Snowy Day, written and illustrated by Ezra Jack Keats
Brother Bear and Sister Bear, from The Berenstain Bears series, written and illustrated by Stan and Jan Berenstain
Pooh and Piglet, from the Winnie-the-Pooh books, by A. A. Milne, illustrated by E. H. Shepard
Owen, from Owen, written and illustrated by Kevin Henkes.
Mouse, from If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, by Laura Joffe Numeroff, illustrated by Felicia Bond
Louis, from The Trumpet of the Swan, by E. B. White
Mr. Toad, from The Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame, based on the illustrations by E. H. Shepard
Mr. Tumnus, from The Chronicles of Narnia series, by C. S. Lewis
Pippi and Mr. Nilsson, from the Pippi Longstocking books, by Astrid Lindgren
Willy Wonka, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl, based on the illustrations by Quentin Blake
Matilda, from Matilda, by Roald Dahl, based on the illustrations by Quentin Blake (with an homage to the Mara Wilson movie)
Peter Pan and Tinker Bell, from Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie
Merlin and Archimedes, from The Sword in the Stone, by T. H. White, based on the illustrations by Dennis Nolan
Pinocchio, from Pinocchio, by Carlo Collodi, based on the illustrations by Enrico Mazzanti
Alice, White Rabbit, and Cheshire Cat, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll, illustrated by John Tenniel
Rupert Bear, from the Rupert stories, created by Mary Tourtel and continued by Alfred Bestall, John Harrold, Stuart Trotter, and others.
Arthur Read, from the Arthur series, written and illustrated by Marc Brown
Tin Woodman and Scarecrow, from the Land of Oz series, by L. Frank Baum, based on the illustrations by W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill
The Cat in the Hat, from The Cat in the Hat, written and illustrated by Dr. Seuss
a frog on a flying lily pad, from Tuesday, written and illustrated by David Wiesner
Charlotte, from Charlotte's Web, by E. B. White
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fryingpan1234567 · 10 months ago
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shows and movies that are the same flavor, inexplicably
🍒cherry limeade🥤
Heartbreak High
Boo, Bitch
Do Revenge
Mean Girls (2024)
🍬saltwater taffy🍥
Mean Girls (2004)
Legally Blonde
Clueless
Mamma Mia
🍫dark chocolate and cinnamon🌰
13 Reasons Why
I Am Not Okay With This
Moxie
Ginny and Georgia
🍪graham crackers and molasses🥃
X
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2020)
☕️burnt black coffee🫘
It Follows
The Bye Bye Man
The Candyman
🍋‍🟩lime and honey🍯
Umbrella Academy
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Enola Holmes
Dead Boy Detectives
🍮white chocolate w coffee center🫘
Young Royals
Tiny Pretty Things
First Kill
🥯everything bagels w cream cheese🧈
Work It
Feel the Beat
the Kissing Booth trilogy
Dash & Lily
Dumplin’
Pitch Perfect
Red White & Royal Blue
Senior Year
🍓strawberries🍭
Heartstopper
the To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before trilogy
The Prom
🍒zero sugar cherry coke🥤
Black Phone
Stranger Things
the Fear Street trilogy
IT (chapters 1 and 2)
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
🥂champagne and buffalo sauce (don’t ask)🥡
The Adam Project
Red Notice
every Fast and Furious movie after the fifth one
Uncharted
Free Guy
🍬bubblegum lollipop🍭
Zombieland
Army of the Dead
Warm Bodies
Deadpool
Birds of Prey
Suicide Squad (2021)
Violent Night
🍯butterscotch and hot chocolate☕️
Harry Potter
Wonka
Mary Poppins
Magic Schoolbus
Winnie the Pooh
Paddington
Slumberland
Narnia
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shhtickerbook · 1 year ago
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Hello! May I please request art of little!Willy Wonka all snuggled up in a sage green blanket and cuddling a baby Winnie the Pooh plushie?
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I absolutely loved drawing this one! pacifier vers under the cut :)
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standard-human · 1 year ago
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hey rhys frake, i think we can do something magical here-
AI work can't be copyrighted therefore the unknown belongs to us all
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cafenostalgique · 2 months ago
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My ultimate film watchlist (1960s-1970s)
1930s-1940s | 1950s | 1980s | 1990s | 2000s | 2010s
Welcome to part three of my personal ultimate film watchlist! For an explanation, please see part one listed under the 1930s-1940s tab. Otherwise, let's get on with the list!
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To preface, this is probably going to be one of the shorter installments in this series, solely because some years release banger after banger, and others end with little excitement in the industry. I'm sure there were reasons for this outside of just the studios. I'm also no well-versed, nor entirely interested in films from these decades, as this is when both soft-core, and full-on pornography became a lot more common. There are some suspicious films in this list that I want to watch primarily for the historical context it provides to the era, however there's no guarantee I'll finish them. Some film discriptions are also very vague during this era, so be sure to look up reviews before watching lesser-known films!
watched | loved| wouldn’t watch again | holiday
1960
Breathless
Eyes Without a Face
House of Usher
La Dolce Vita
L'Avventura
Little Shop of Horrors
Peeping Tom
Pollyanna
Psycho
Spartacus
Swiss Family Robinson
Ten Who Dared
The Apartment
The Time Machine
The Virgin Spring
Toby Tyler
1961
Babes in Toyland
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Greyfriars Bobby
Last Year at Marienbad
Nikki, Wild Dog of the North
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
One, Two, Three
The Absent-Minded Professor
The Innocents
The Parent Trap
West Side Story
1962
Cape Fear
Carnival of Souls
Dr. No
Ivan's Childhood
Lawrence of Arabia
La Jetée
L'Eclisse
Lolita
My Life to Live
The Exterminating Angel
The Manchurian Candidate
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence
The Miracle Worker
To Kill a Mockingbird
1963
Bye Bye Birdie
Charade
Cleopatra
Contempt
From Russia with Love
Son of Flubber
The Birds
The Great Escape
The Sword in the Stone
1964
A Fistful of Dollars
A Hard Day's Night
Bikini Beach
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Goldfinger
Mary Poppins
My Fair Lady
Red Desert
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
Woman in the Dunes
1965
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Dr. Zhivago
Help!
Repulsion
The Sound of Music
Thunderball
1966
Blow-Up
Daisies
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Persona
Seconds
1967
Belle De Jeur
Bonnie and Clyde
Magical Myster Tour
Marketa Lazarová
The Crucible
The Graduate
The Jungle Book
Weekend
1968
2001: A Space Odyssey
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Funny Girl
Night of the Living Dead
Planet of the Apes
Rosemary's Baby
The Love Bug
The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band
Yellow Submarine
1969
Army of Shadows
Baby Love
Freedom to Love
Frosty the Snowman
Hello, Dolly!
Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Pippi Longstocking
Romeo and Juliet
The Gay Deceivers
The Littlest Angel
1970
Let It Be
Love Story
M*A*S*H
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
The Aristocats
1971
A Clockwork Orange
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
1972
1776
Silent Running
Sisters
The Godfather
1973
American Graffiti
Badlands
Robinhood
Soylent Green
The Exorcist
The Way We Were
The Wicker Man
1974
Earthquake
Herbie Rides Again
The Godfather Part II
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
1975
Escape to Witch Mountain
Jaws
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
1976
All the President's Men
A Star is Born
Carrie
Freaky Friday
Rocky
Taxi Driver
The Omen
1977
A Tale of Two Critters
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
Saturday Night Fever
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
The Hills Have Eyes
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
1978
An Unmarried Woman
Grease
Halloween
Halloween with the New Addams Family
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Piranha
Return from Witch Mountain
The Initiation of Sarah
1979
Alien
Mad Max
The Black Hole
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saveme-storybrooke-potc · 4 months ago
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I really want to see Willy Wonka turned into a horror movie.
like i don't think this is a hot take (i know some people don't like this for some reason) BUT listen, I was looking at the BTS from the squirrel scene in Burton's version of CATCF and I just now really want to see this movie as a horror movie where the kids don't come out alive.
I know there was a fanfic online once where the kids die and there were some guys on youtube a few years ago making a horror version of the movie but what if we really got an adaptation?
I know it might be (but not really) difficult because the author despised Gene Wilder's version of the movie but we got Timmy in Wonka.
and I was also thinking since we got that weird ass Winnie the Pooh slasher why not a movie where the kids all meet their fate?
anyways thank you for listening to me not even rant about my childhood movie.
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lorsulia · 5 months ago
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my comrades after the legacy day! since they are both "royals", then actually winnie - will take the role of the next willy wonka, and rahal - the next aladdin
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starteas · 4 months ago
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there are character inspirations of your lumi and the great galaxy characters?
Lumi: Kirby (Kirby), Lumas (Super Mario Galaxy), Tinkerbell (Peter Pan), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch), Yotsuba (Yotsuba&!)
Siona: Twilight Sparkle, Lilo (Lilo and Stitch), Fox Mulder (The X Files), Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls), Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo), Connie (Steven Universe) Peridot (Steven Universe)
Davin: Fluttershy & Applejack (MLP: Friendship is Magic) Piglet (Winnie-the-Pooh) Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo)
Felicity: Princess Morbucks (The Powerpuff Girls) Veruca Salt (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory), Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Heather Chandler (Heathers)
Holden: Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) Bart Simpson (The Simpsons), Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye), Roo (Winnie-the-Pooh), Brick (The Powerpuff Girls)
Mika: Rabbit (Winnie-the-Pooh), Owl (Winnie-the-Pooh), Choromatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san) Chilchuck Tims (Delicious in Dungeon)
Elios: Princess Celestia (MLP: Friendship is Magic), Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)
Hala: Pearl (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)
Aries: Pearl (Steven Universe)
Void: The Nowhere King (Centaurworld), my own fear of the dark
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little-pup-pip · 1 year ago
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I’d like to know what you have in your inbox to see if one of my requests came through, if that’s ok.
Sure!! Requests I'm working on include (in order from newest to oldest):
Wonka
Baby vulture
Frogs
Mushrooms
Golden retriever
German shepherd
Rain world
Dark academia
Border Collie
Smash hit
Crying child (fnaf)
Agent smith
Blue moon jellyfish
Dinosaurs
Katamari
Enjolras (les mis)
Rolfe de wolfe
Hatsune Miku
Aquarium
Bugbo
Welcome home
Slime rancher
Fnaf puppet
CosMc's
Kamen Rider
Tally hall
All engines go
V from devil may cry
Spinel
Autumn
Cater diamond
Venom
Spiderman
Old cartoons
Rockabilly
Lilia vanrouge
The joker
Felix Lee
Jing yuan
Charles Xavier
Dipper pines
Toki wartooth
Naoto shiragane
Project sekai
Kitoto
Wild West
Late 17th century
Pink kitty
Fox petre
Ciel phantomhive
Minecraft
Astral Express
Lucifer (obey me)
Minecraft again
Sees behind trees
Allay (Minecraft I think)
Ghosts
Sam from Sam and Max
Grunge
Kanga (Winnie the Pooh)
Sun and bunnies
Pinkmas
Bats
Otter petre
Green and coyotes
Spinosaurus
Tecchou (bsd)
Water pokemon
Hamtaro
Siphonophores
Skelanimals
Barbara (genshin impact)
Loki
Rockruff (pokemon)
Tasmanian devil
Pillow featherbed (lalaloopsy)
Sirena von boo (Monster high)
Spamton
Spinosaurus again
Lop eared bunnies
Pastel Christmas
Yume-nikki
Daxter (jak and daxter)
Madness combat
James Sunderland
Blue and silver Christmas
Shirokuma (Danganronpa)
IDW comic
Abbey abominable
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adarkrainbow · 1 year ago
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Long ask. Bear with me, please.
I'm still thinking about what counts or not as a fairy tale.
To be honest, I think the only pre-requisites for something to become a fairy tale in pop culture is for it to be a popular fantasy children's story in public domain. And kinda look like a fairy tale, too.
In your opinion, which work would be considered a fairy tale if it weren't for copyright?
Let me give, my examples
C.S. Lewis' Narnia books, especially the first one, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. If Alice in Wonderland and Wizard of Oz are considered fairy tales, especially in crossovers, Narnia should be too as it shares many themes, plot points, and character archetypes.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It literally uses all fairy tale archetypes and cliches under the sun, even if it ditches magic for extremely soft sci-fi. Willy Wonka is like Frau Holle or that fairy godmother from Toads and Diamonds, the four brat children are like those siblings and step-siblings who are always magically punished, and even as a child I knew Charlie Bucket was Cinderella but with no focus on romance. He's the youngest sibling that always is magically rewarded.
It is quite funny because I had the idea to make a post about this subject specifically! But since you asked I'll drop some elements of my planned posts here - it can be a good introduction!
Now if you ask me, "fairytale" can't be everything and anything, but that's probably because I come from France where "fairytales" are literaly a literary genre first, and then a category of folktales and legend, and we have specific categorizations different from other countries (again, the merveilleux/fantastique divide for example which determines the French approach to supernatural and fantasy, but is absent from English literature if I am not mistaken).
I... personally do not believe any "popular children story" would be a fairytale. Else that would make the first Harry Potter books a fairytale, or the Winnie the Pooh stories a fairytale or Despicable Me or the recent musical Troll movies fairytales. I think the inherent decision to make something "for children" fairytale like is bad because, again, fairytales were not originally meant for children and thus should not be limited to a child audience.
From my point of view, a fairytale needs to be either a folktale that hold itself in a specific format that makes it separate from legends and myths (the type of local folkloric stories told by old storytellers to children in the countryside for example - but with a clear plot, clear characters, and beginning and ends, separating it from vague legends ; and with a minimum religious element, to separate it from myths for example). I do not like to think of Greek myths as "Greek fairytales". For example, to take an example of the folkloric fairytales of France vs the legends: we have in Bretagne the belief in "les lavandières de nuit", "the night washer-women", ghostly, otherwordly apparitions of women washing clothes at night, and you should never help them else you'll end up dead or with your arms broken. If someone simply tells you what I told you above "It is said there are ghostly women who wash linen at night...", this is more of a "legend", like ghost stories, or "Oh, this is a fairy mound haunted by fairies!" or "It is said a monster lives in this cave". But if you actually tell the story of a specific peasant boy with a specific name, who due to specific reasons ends up meeting these women, and either escapes or falls to their fate, we already are closer to the folktale and thus the "fairytale of Bretagne". But this is all obvious, as these kind of fairytale-folktales were those collected by Grimm and Jacobs and Moe and others...
And then you have literary fairytales, which are stories meant to evoke or imitate the folktales described above, and can derive in many ways (be more "literary") but still identify or present themselves or link themselves to these folktales. These are the Perrault and d'Aulnoy and Andersen fairytales for example. This category can be pushed further with what we call in French "contes détournés" - you could call them "fractured fairytales" to take back a common English term, that is to say all the parodies and rewrites and deformations of fairytales, sometimes for humoristic effects, other times not. Modernization and expansion of fairytales are part of that, so to speak. But we stay in a domain where the story is presented or follows the code and format of fairytales, while also explicitely avoiding, pointing out or reversing the common tropes and rules.
But where the Narnia books and the Dahl books enter, we reach a domain that is not fully fairytale but rather a crossroad between three genres deeply intertwined. "Fairy tales" (or rather "modern fairytales") ; "Fairytale-Fantasy" and "Children fantasy".
Children fantasy is basically any modern children story (by modern I mean deliberately fictional and written as fiction) that involves magic and the supernatural. And these stories can be influenced by fairytales, since it is something children are very aware about, but not always. Peter Pan, just like the Oz books, are "children fantasy" - a form of fantasy for children primarily, or rather a form of children stories that step into the fantasy realm. Pinocchio is one of the oldest "children fantasy", as in a work primarily aimed at children, but with magical and fantastical elements in it.
"Fairytale-fantasy" however is a term usually given to a subgenre of fantasy works that, instead of taking inspiration from epic sagas (epic fantasy) or horror works (dark fantasy) or other things ; takes inspiration from fairytales and folktales. The same way Tolkien was the father of "epic fantasy" he was also the father of "fairytale fantasy" through his Hobbit novel, and also other works (his Tom Bombadil poems, his Farmer Gilles of Ham novel).
The thing is that "children fantasy" and "fairytale fantasy" are deeply interconnected since both can draw source from fairytales and folktales to build entirely new stories. As a result there is a frequent overlap. The Oz books belong as much to "children fantasy" (one of the biggest success in terms of magical series of children-book) as "fairytale fantasy" (they were a pure deconstruction of typical fairytales, explicitely playing with fairytale codes, and later becoming an "American fairytale" classic). The Narnia books are also part of this crossroad, as they are "children fantasy" (they are a traditional fantasy story with epic tones, but for children and teenagers), while also being "fairytale fantasy" (taking inspiration and paying homage to several fairytales and folktales). They all belong to this category of works which are not fairytales per se (since they are not of folkloric origins, nor were they meant to be faithful rewrites or perfect pastiches of traditional folkloric fairytales), but definitively works of fiction based upon fairytales, inspired by fairytales, and mant to take fairytales into the "next step" of the world of fiction.
The main difference between "children fantasy" and "fairytale fantasy" would be as such. Children fantasy, while sometimes inspired by fairytales, is not always tied to fairytales and can be completely fairytale free. For example many of Roald Dahl stories do pay homage to fairytales and are inspired by his fairytales (his witches in The Witches, his giants in THE BFG, Wonka and his factory, the Giant Peach, etc...), he is part of the "writers of modern fairytales". But you have also lot of children stories with magic that do not involve any fairytale reference. Children fantasy can be inspired and allied by fairytales, but is not defined by them.
On the opposite side, "fairytale fantasy" is defined by fairytales - but not by age. Yes some of the most famous "fairytale fantasy" works are for children: the Oz books or the Narnia books. But just as many are for adults and definitively not for children. Neil Gaiman wrote a Coraline for children, but his Stardust is definitively for adults. The movie "Legend", while one of the most iconic fairytale-fantasies, is for adults.
So, I think the real way to point out what a fairytale is, is to look at the format and intentions of the author and of the work, to see if it fits the literary fairytales of old. There needs to be a conscious emulation, pastiche or imitation of traditional fairytales, there needs to be something that make it feel like a fairytale, and not like a story inspired by fairytales. But honestly... this is deep down really, really hard to draw a line as it mostly comes to personal definitions and appreciations. The genre of fairytales is vast and blurry, as it covers traditional European folktales and a specific short literary genre first, but was then expanded to cover other literary works and non-European folktales - and so the lines are... muddled.
I do not hesitate to say that "Over the Garden Wall" is actually a modern fairytale, as seeing the show made me literaly feel again the same kind of feeling I had when I first discovered fairytales. But I can understand why people would consider it "fairytale fantasy" rather than a "modern fairytale" because it was made with the intent of it being a children show and fantasy show first and foremost. Dahl stories are definitively "modern fairytales" - but the fact they are set in "modern day" and a grounded reality where the supernatural is not supposed to exist can disqualify them from being traditional fairytales ; or the humor and parody and play with the fairytale codes can also create a distanciating humor that make them fairytale subversions or pastiches or parodies rather than fairytales. Pinocchio has everything that fits a literary fairytale - but its format also evokes old "story-cycles" like the Reynard adventures or Gargantua ones, and its lack of simplicity and uniformity, or rather its long, flowing nature can also disqualify it from being a fairytale and rather make it a fairytale-inspired fantasy....
Honestly the narrowest definition you can have of "fairytale" is: printed works that explicitely designate themselves as such, from collected folktales (Grimm) to literary fiction written to emulate and imitate them (Andersen). This is the most narrow definition you can have. But then, one can expand to include all folktales that inspired fairytales ; or on the other side, one can push into the literary direction, to include stories that do not have the fairytale format, but that were so heavily inspired and shaped after fairytales, and gained such a popular influence and widespread presence, that they became "modern fairytales". But then this also opens the door to questions such as "What is a myth?" or "What about literary myths?" (like Faust or Don Juan or Frankenstein, all those famous "literary myths" as we call them in French).
As you can see by this convoluted answer, it is not a clear-cut question and nobody can truly answer it. Everybody will have a different opinion, and there is no real limit. The question mostly defines in how the work label itself. Perrault and Grimm and Andersen works called themselves fairytales, so there is no doubt about it. But take Neil Gaiman's Stardust - an iconic of fairytale fantasy, and yet Gaiman refers to it as a "romance in Faerie", evoking more the genre of fantastical and supernatural romances (medieval-meaning of the sense) like "The Well at World's End" and others - and the work is also very inspired by fantasy fae stories with a vague proto-urban fantasy feel to it, like "Lug-in-Mist". Same thing with the movie "Legend" which is definitively inspired by fairytales and a fairytale-fantasy, but was sold as a "fantasy movie" or even "heroic fantasy" movie first and foremost. Meanwhile the Oz books were intended by Baum to be a "modern, American fairytale" - even though their novel format and their franchise nature removes the idea they can become as "traditional" as the folktales he meant to imitate...
I'll stop there for now, but long story short: It's complicated, and when in doubt, don't hesitate to refer to intermediary terms like "children fantasy" or "fairytale fantasy", which clearly evoke modern fictional works and can highlight a difference with classic literary fairytales or folkloric fairytales, without rejecting the idea these "modern fairytales" aren't fairytales in their own right.
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bayster · 1 year ago
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fuck winnie the pooh horror movies, i want willy wonka horror, properly murdering people using the factory like saw traps
The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.
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tallerthantale · 15 days ago
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I got absorbed into reading the matchup results on @miggylol's poll to an absurd degree, (first is coming to kill you, the second is defending you), here are my favorite highlights:
Magneto vs. Winter Soldier
Bill Cipher vs. Q (Star Trek)
Maybel Pines vs. Rapunzel
Loki vs. Eric Cartman
Winnie the Pooh vs. Fozzie the Bear
Swedish Chef vs. Optimus Prime
Rizzo the Rat vs. Gollum
Gonzo vs. Stewie Griffin
Bojack Horeseman vs. himself
Spike (Buffy) vs. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Thanos vs. Mr. Rodgers
Han Solo vs. Garack
Hannibal Lecter vs. Spongebob
King Julian vs. Squidward
Bugs Bunny vs. Grue
Mr. Bean vs. Genie
Dashcon Ball Pit vs. Glados
Aslan vs. Barney the Dinosaur
Sheldon Cooper vs. Geralt of Rivia
Barney Stinson vs. Gob Bluth
Willy Wonka vs. Yzma
The Hulk vs. Kirk
Ron Swanson vs. Ned Flanders
Luke Skywalker vs. Captain Jack Harkness (Face of Boe origin???)
Mothman vs. Steve Irwin
Homelander vs. Venom
T 1000 vs. Pikachu
Cruella De'Vile vs. Marie Condo
Sterling Archer vs. Arya Stark
Tweety Bird vs. Toph BeiFong
Steve Harvey vs. BBC Sherlock
Buzz Lightyear vs. Bender
Brienne of Tarth vs. Ms. Piggy
Indiana Jones vs. Vash the Stampede
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ad-lucem-et-amor · 1 year ago
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Movies to Watch - Sweetheart ed. (updated) 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Brother Bear (2003) Sleeping Beauty (1959) Wish (2023) Wonka (2023) Christmas with the Chosen: The Messengers (2023) A Christmas Story (1983) Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) Live Action Lady & The Tramp (2019) Frozen 2 (2019) Tarzan (1999) George of the Jungle (1997) Divergent (2014) Looney Tunes Back In Action (2003) Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius (2001) Sponge Bob Squarepants Movie (2004) Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Movies We've Watched So Far Lady and the Tramp (1955) The Greatest Showman (2017) Christopher Robin (2018) Up (2009) Elemental (2023) The Book of Life (2014) Winnie the Pooh (2011)
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