#wine party

[evolvingmonkey]

Zany Love Theories: Agathon's Symposium, Athens' Wildest Party

just imagine you are in Athens at the most epic party of the year - it's Agathon's big win in a dramatic competition, and he's throwing a symposium to celebrate. Here's a quick recap of the wild night:

Agathon's Symposium was THE event to be at. The room was adorned with laurel wreaths, overflowing goblets of wine, and an abundance of mouthwatering dishes. Socrates, the resident philosopher and party crasher, decided it was the perfect time to ask some deep questions. He started grilling the guests on love like it was a juicy kebab.

Phaedrus began with a romantic speech about love inspiring great deeds, serenading the crowd with verses about how love can make you brave enough to challenge a Minotaur to win the heart of your beloved. He passionately waves a scroll and might even brandish a makeshift sword for dramatic effect. He extols the virtues of a lover who's motivated by the desire to win the admiration of their beloved. He believes love can inspire individuals to perform noble and courageous acts, such as risking their lives in battle to earn the respect of their beloved. while Pausanias rambled on about "heavenly" and "common" forms of love. He suggests that "heavenly love" requires wearing angel wings and spouting philosophy, while "common love" is more like a fiery tango under the moonlight.

Aristophanes, the class clown of the Symposium, stole the show with a bizarre yet hilarious story about humans originally having four legs. Believing love is the quest to find your dance partner with whom you'll groove through life.

Then, Eryximachus, the physician, chipped in with a quirky theory about love as the balance of bodily fluids. Love, he says, is all about the right blend of bodily "ingredients." He recommends a pinch of intellectual stimulation, a dash of physical attraction, and just a sprinkle of cosmic harmony. Stir well, and voila, you have a love potion!

In jumps in Socrates, questioning everyone's theories with an endless stream of "Why?" and "What if?" He's like the ultimate party crasher, turning everyone's wild theories into thought-provoking puzzles.

Just when things were getting a bit too serious, the charismatic Alcibiades stormed in, clearly having had one too many cups of wine. He declared his love for Socrates like he's in an ancient Greek soap opera, causing a mix of laughter and awkward tension.

The Symposium was like a combination of a TED Talk, a stand-up comedy show, and a soap opera all rolled into one wild Athenian night.

[infinity-bloom]

Midseven

[oh-my-damn]

I will also be drinking wine soon

OMG JOIN THE WINE PARTY

WIFEY IS ALSO HAVING WINE 🥰

Can we all watch Titanic together?? Or maybe listen to TS together??

PLEASE

[bluejayscrying]

instead of fully going the 'dumb rich people' route, the batfam chooses the next best thing. Pretending to be vampires.

okay but most of them have black hair, weird abilities, and are never ever in the manor at night

so many reporters had stormed the manor (especially after Jasons reappearance hit news) to be met with dead silence and a small trail of blood (Damian got mad) and immediately choose the first thing that popped into their minds, and thats vampires.

some reporter: Jason! Mr Todd! how is it that you returned to the Manor?!

Jason: i clawed my way out of my grave in the dead of night :)

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A classmate: haha Tim you look tired!

Tim, running off three hours of sleep (this week) and coffee: i don't need sleep like some mortal

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no explanation needed cass just existing gives vampire vibes

[eoieopda]

honestly none!!! and i wouldn't be surprised if he was genetically engineered in a lab tbh because he really does leave us flustered 😩

and whilst we're on the topic of him...

i have a few clips to share of him (it started off as three, but i couldn't resist, i won't apologise either) —

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr4824oJJrz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

it's slide 5 for this one!!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cp7rBQgD_Gi/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

drunk hoshi. no further explanation needed.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Co1wObPjlZG/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

it's from gose! this one is one of my favourites. hoshi doing the whisper challenge never fails to send me!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq5bc-wpYKK/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

hoshi core at it's finest

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr8cVBRsB9O/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

him and DK being hella fine but hella extra simultaneously 🫠😵‍💫 (how i survived this one when they're both in my bias line... idk)

i had to google it to confirm my hunch that this man is a gemini because OH MY GOD the air sign chaos is abundant with this man. i shall not confirm or deny the number of times i watched that whisper challenge video……

[pachimation]

a secret rendezvous in fontaine

[linka-from-captain-planet]

most important ship in the game

[daily-deliciousness]

Beef tenderloin crostini with parmesan wine cream sauce

[housecow]

tbh… i haven’t gone out for halloween since my sophomore year of college 🫣 i’d much rather do a few wg shakes, watch the addams family movies, and eat until i can’t move

and then take advantage of post-halloween candy sales the next few days >:))

[jacky93sims]

Wine Bottles and Glasses - Functional Serving Tray - for The Sims 2

I have already converted these Wine Bottles and Glasses from Somik&Severinka sometime ago as functional drinks that can be taken from the fridge.

Now the serving tray can be buyed from the catalog in the Party Section and wine (both red and with) can be served and drinked similar to my Cocktail Board Drinks. It will increase fun and comfort and decrease bladder.

DOWNLOAD HERE

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[canisalbus]

Can your dog-folks sip from cups properly, or are Vasco and his contemporaries out at fancy wine parties with their snoots in the glass going *shlorpshlorpshlorp*

As funny as the mental image of the shlorpshlorpshlorping is, I have to go with the sipping. Mostly for practical reasons, the way dogs drink is kind of messy and inprecise, they basically use the back of their tongue as a ladle.

I think they would have to have their own specialized drinkware too, something more shallow and wide rimmed I'd guess (wouldn't you just land back to the bowl territory then?). Imagine being a brachycephalic (short faced) dog like a french bulldog and trying to reach the last drop of champagne from the bottom of the long and narrow flute with your nonexistant snout, without losing your sense of dignity entirely.

[trashcatsnark]

Rejecting Lae'zel: yeah sorry not interested in you tasting my flesh lol- yeah you can go fuck astarion instead i don't care Rejecting Astarion: Say please.... ha, yeah, it's still a no, but that was funny, anyway... Rejecting Shadowheart: *didn't even realize i did it* Rejecting Gale, Wyll, or Karlach: Oh god, oh god, oh no I'm so so so so so so sorry, I, I really hope I didn't like lead you on- please don't look at me with those eyes, please, oh no, I'm so sorry I'm just doing a different romance right now, I still care about you so so so so so so so much, I'm sorry I'm just a terrible person, I'll be flaying myself alive tonight in penance, I'm so sorry-

[sofiaruelle]

I heard you like magic~✨✨! I got a wand🪄✨ and a rabbit🐰✨!!!

Redbubble

[r0seb100d]

౨ৎI’m not stupid I just make stupid decisions౨ৎ

[toyastales]

Skeleton wine glass, champagne flute, and tumbler.