#windforce x reader

[milkcookiekin]

so many tags ;( (dw i made it work, and also i will be reusing a few nicknames from the first two parts. i will not be including ghostwalker because ghostwalker can’t feel emotions)

nicknames the phighting deities give their s/os

darkheart - my beauty, pumpkin, lovebug

“what brought you to my realm, my beauty?”

firebrand - amore, sweetness, my little flame

“um, sweetness? i created some gloves so i can touch you now!”

icedagger - my jewel, my marshmallow, sugarplum

“are you cold? i-i can hold you if you want, sugarplum!”

illumina - my lotus (that’s it, he’s not all that creative)

“let me admire you, my gorgeous lotus..”

venomshank - (unironically) snookums, cutie pie, and my daffodil

“don’t worry, my daffodil, my army and i will protect you..”

windforce - hottie, precious, peach

“let me at ‘em, peach!”

[exnoiafork]

Grips you, shakes you around. (Windforce X reader HC if you do the deities..)

Windforce x reader hcs :3

- since windforce is like. 8 foot tall and assuming you’re 5’0-6’1 tall, you always hug her

- with the size again, she always picks you up bridal style when you , and/or she feels like it

- her personal favorite kissing spot is either ur forehead or ur cheek. I dunno she just likes doing it

- she’s VERY protective of you. like if someone puts a hand on you they get struck by lightning 1-5 times the next hour

- I personally think that pure lightning is a symbol of dedication to windforce, who I hc is the god of weather/storms and war . so obviously she gave you a vial of pure lightning, either for decoration or “emergency purposes”

- windforce literally spoils you rotten.. as a deity she obvs has a lotta bux , either from offerings, or something else, don’t worry the something else isn’t bad.

- banhammer is .. somewhat? aware of you guy’s relationship . he kinda treats you like an aunt and you’re slightly flustered.

- she calls you stuff like “hon/honey, sugarplum, twink (/aff and assuming you just walk for exercise), and a cheesier version of your name.”

- she uh , wears a disguise when you’re both going out to the mall or something, just to avoid suspicion. she wears a blindfold like banhammer, and “wears” different horns

- windforce quickly grabbed you, her hands .. they were like .. really big. she holds you by your waist and softly, your neck.

“You’re such a twink, sugarplum! Toughen’ up a bit, will ya?”

- she kissed you on the cheek , it feels kinda warm..

“You’re such a flirt, hunn..”

tiny little thingy :3

/S;T: @sillytunafish @sebastianandpainterkisser4

[phighterss]

how good do you think each of the deities hygiene habits are. surely they have some kind of self respect right

from best to worst..

illumina is probably a clean FREAK bro out here with a thirty step hygiene procedure it crazy.. bathes everyday cleans his hands after the lightest work ever and brushes his feathers like crazy he loves feeling majestic n shi.. he’s soft all over and smells like lavender and laundry

venomshank… I feel like he genuinely loves to be clean like he wants to smell like vanilla and flowers me thinks.. I think he regularly used lotions and sweet smelling soaps and products… one whiff of him and you’re rolling cuz of how good he smells… think of that one girl in the hallways u walk by and she like SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE WITH THIS HEAVEN SENT PREFUME ITS CRAZY BRO

icedagger my baby boy… I feel he’s kind of a mix of venomshank and ghostwalker like he smells like sugar spice all things nice when he is hygienic but sometimes forgets to be clean for like two or three days. his skin is probably super soft and cuddly like I just want to hug and squeeze my boy

ghostwalker. okay so.. I feel hes SUPER CLEAN when he does take time to be hygienic but sometimes forgets and like doesn’t shower for like a week. so he’s like 50/50.. probably smells like cedar wood me thinks. he probably uses lotion everyday tho so he doesn’t smell bad.

firebrand…. tries. And by tries I mean FRIES. As in he FRIES every product that touches his skin. he smells like smoke and burning wood. Listen he has TRIED before with all his might most he can do is spray perfume on himself. poor baby TRIES. give him some credit bruh….

windforce barely practices hygiene she thinks it’s a waste of time for a deity like herself.. she doesn’t really smell like anything tbh… she does the bare minimum and showers every time she gets blood on her or something. that’s like… it.

darkheart. LISTEN IM HIS BIGGEST GLAZER EVER. but I can’t lie to you… does he look like he fucking practices HYGIENE??!?!!??!? bro only time he does is when venomshank is like “BRUH CLEAN YOSELF HO 😭🙏” and he’s like “alr gang” I don’t necessarily think he smells like anything sort of similar to windforce but COME ON AT LEAST SHOWER MAN….

[bloodyinkandquill]

Windforce x Reader

no one requested this. i just wanted to write this, also my requests have been open for over four hours and no one’s sent one, very surprising, anyways im on a windforce yume rn so have this since there are three other windforce x reader’s on tumblr that ive found and that’s sad

- “You’re dating her?! Do you have a death wish?!” ‘Mayhaps’

- Maybe dating the most quick to anger and destructive deity wasn’t your best idea but who cares, Windforce has a soft spot for you and tries her hardest not to hurt you, she treats you gentler then her son but has the same soft spot for the both of you, which is very surprising given her apparent distaste for mortals, though somehow in her eyes you were different, and she loved it, she loved you, everything about you even if many of your ‘mortal customs’ were perplexing to her

- She’s eaten before sure, but that was like, three centuries ago, so onetime when you decided to make yourself a grilled cheese she looked on very curious, asking what each component was for, you patiently explained it and when you finished you offered her a bite, you had to make yourself a new grilled cheese after that because she ate the entire thing, you introduced her to food and she was crazy for it, if you ever cooked you had to make sure to make extra so she could have some, her favorites were things with bread in them or spicy dishes, one time you got green chile rolls and it changed her world (please tell me these aren’t just a new mexico thing more people need to know about green chile rolls)

- You have to let her know if she’s hurting you, she forgets to watch her strength and forgets that you are small and squishy, if she’s not careful she can definitely injure you so you have to let her know if she’s holding you too tight, she never directly apologizes but you know she’s sorry, she just has too much pride to apologize

- Speaking of her pride she’s very egotistical so when you do something to fluster her as though you have some sort of power over her, it makes you feel a little powerful, she’s usually very stoic but if you kiss all over her face, especially with lipstick on, her brain fries, you laugh at her and she grumbles but she likes it too much to tell you to stop, unless your with anyone else she doesn’t want to appear weak, especially to a mortal

- Windforce uses her lightning to protect you, almost anytime she deems you in a ‘dangerous situation’ (she’s very bad at telling danger) she will create a thunderstorm, though she gives you a small glass container with pure light inside, for if she’s busy with godly duties and doesn’t know you’re in danger you can break it, smash it, whatever, and it will cause lightning around you, but specifically avoiding you, you turned it into a necklace for easiest use

- Ban Hammer is confused by you, his mom never liked mortals and suddenly she’s dating one? He does not understand in the slightest but you make his mom happy so he doesn’t bug about it, she also constantly tells you stories about him, embarrassing photos and funny accidents galore when he was a child demi-deity, if he’s around when she does so he gets embarrassed and whines for her to stop, it’s an odd side to see of the big bad warden but it’s also funny so you don’t care

- You watch her work out, every piece of equipment she owns is too heavy for you so you just watch or maybe do basic stretches or yoga, but watching her work out is not a bad sight in a slightest, you hand her a towel to wipe off with, she doesn’t need water, I mean neither do you, but on occasion you still offer it, she usually declines she finds the sensation of drinking to feel weird

- On only one occasion you saw her truly angry, someone had incited her wrath and it was terrifying, and maybe a little arousing, it was the only time she ever said sorry, for scaring you since she knows her more divine form is a lot scarier than her usual form, you said it was fine but made a mental note to never get her that angry

- Not the touchiest but she definitely loves giving you bear hugs, though you have to remind her to watch her strength when she does, she does also enjoy kissing you but she’s a biter, watch out for that

- Windforce’s love language is not entirely clear, maybe quality time? You cannot tell and she doesn’t know either

- You don’t really do dates per say, you hang out and do things together but it’s never like a planned typical thing, so you could sort of call it dates but you don’t really do them, you don’t mind though because you know she loves you and you don’t need to go on extravagant dates to know that

yippee!!! i also got one request so lemme answer that after i post this, working on a project for one of my classes of billie holiday i should be working on that rn but oh well i have a few more days

[lynxtheserval]

Can I request headcanons for yandere SFOTH deities? (Firebrand, darkheart, etc…)

Tw: Yandere stuff !!

Yandere SFOTH deities !!

Y'all this took a while I'm so sorry !!

I made Icedagger's platonic because it felt better then writing romantic for me, I hope that's okay !! I think I got them all but I might have not ! Also I'm sorry if any are ooc because I'm still kinda new to the fandom I'm ngl ;-;

Some are longer than others , and I'm sorry about if there's any grammar errors !!

VENOMSHANK:

You were Swords friend, and he met you through Sword.

He thought you were interesting. Your face, your voice, how scared you were of him…

He loved to watch you. Seeing you feel paranoid, seeing you at your top alert.

He loved talking to you too, but getting you to stay was hard. You always had to suddenly go somewhere.

After a while he started to physically follow you around. He then realized that you were suddenly going because:

You were scared.. and.. you were seeing someone.

He was NOT pleased with this information.

He tries to get the person away from you, due to the fact he's more of a manipulator, making people stay away from you and making you stay away from people. He'll even try threatening them.

If they end up not getting away from you though, Venomshank will either kill them, or turn them into a zombie.

After that, you would obviously be worried. Venomshank would comfort you, of course not telling you what he did. He doesn't want you to hate him!

If you didn't stop being worried, or get suspicious of Venomshank, he would just take you! And no running this time!

DARKHEART:

He met you while you were exploring crossroads, and he thought you seemed… sweet. Such a kind, beautiful, individual.

He was nice to you, and offered to be friends, so you guys hung out more! He loved your company.

Overtime, he got a little obsessive. Somehow always appearing when you were around others, always taking you away from them, saying "we need to show you something" or "come with us".

He tries to keep you entertained, interested in him, but it was hard at points.

If you tried to leave him, he would just make sure you didn't! It's not that hard. 

ILLUMINA:

He saw you at crossroads, and took interest in you. Such a pretty face!

At first, he was sure his feelings would pass, but they didn’t. They got stronger.

He tries to get to know you, but him being a deity, and you being a mortal, of course you were a little scared.

He didn't realize he was in love until he saw someone with you, a mortal, not even a phighter! 

Like Venomshank, he usually starts with manipulation to keep you away from people.

But if they ended up not staying away from you, he started getting upset. You were a mortal, why didn't you want to hang out with him, but instead hang out with other MORTALS?! Weak ones at that!

As soon as he saw you and your "friend" again, he would take you, and kill your friend. 

If you tried running from him, well, that wouldn't turn out well for you, would it, dearie?

Of course, he kept you well fed, taken care of, entertained. But you never seemed happy. To be honest, he didn't really care if you were happy, you were staying whether you like it or not.

FIREBRAND:

You met him through working and being friends with Valk and Dom, and he thought you were so kind, so thoughtful! 

He decided to try to get to know you more. 

Over time you guys became friends, and it was going okay until he started noticing you hung out with some… not great people, in his eyes at least. They would hurt you! Kill you even!

Of course he always tried to get you away from them, but if you resisted, he would just force you to come with him. He doesn't want you to get hurt, after all!

After your relationship got a little.. bumpy, and you tried to leave he would just lock you up. You can't leave him! It's not safe! He loves you!

WINDFORCE:

She met you through you being a prisoner at Banland. She noticed you didn't do much, just steal from a store. You needed food.

She didn't feel bad for you, but she did notice you were quite an interesting and a pretty little mortal.

Sometimes she would watch you, after a while of just watching you, she told Banhammer to bring you to her.

Once you get to her, she locks you in one of her many rooms.

If anyone tries to get you out or steal you from her, she WILL result to murder, almost immediately.

Also, if you try running from her, she will knock you out, it's not too hard to. You're weak, compared to her, of course!

She tries to get to know you but her aggressive and upfront nature scares you a little.

She never really admitted to loving you, but she definitely loved to be close to you.

If you EVER talk about having a partner already, they'll be dead in a matter of hours. You're hers now! 

GHOSTWALKER:

You accidentally ran into him once, and holy cow, were you something. He wasn't sure if it was your personality, your looks, maybe it was everything.

Since he can't feel regular emotions, he feels fairly confused in his own way. What is this? Why are you doing this to him?!

He decided to start stalking you after that, watching you, seeing if you casted a spell on him or something! He asked Illumina what was happening, asking for answers.

Of course Illumina said something surprising.

"You're in love. I don't know how but.. you're in love." Illumina laughed.

After a while of him just following you, he decided to take you, at least for a little.

Of course when you woke up, you were confused and scared. He promised he wasn't going to hurt you, he just wanted to keep you.

He kept you well fed and tried to keep you happy, but you never seemed to be happy. 

Sometimes he took you out with him, making sure you wouldn't run away though. Always holding your hand and making sure you were close.

After a while, he decided you weren't going anywhere, you're his now, permanently.

ICEDAGGER (platonic):

After watching a few Phighting matches from a distance, he couldn't help but notice you each time. You looked so nice, so friendly!

He overcame his anxiety when he saw you in crossroads once, and introduced himself. 

After becoming friends he started getting a little.. jealous.. when he saw you with other people.

Why wouldn't you hang out with him instead! He was more powerful than everyone else! 

He continued to get more jealous but, he never kidnapped you, or killed anyone, just got incredibly clingy.

Please stay friends with him! That's all he wants! All he NEEDS!

[piplup335]

Darkheart x reader!

H E L L O, F E L L A S ! ! ! ! ! ! !

*ahem*

I'm back to write! My exam just ended 2h ago, and I'm doing alright! To whoever requested this, I'm so sorry you had to wait so long ;-; I had stuff to do and I had to rush this because I may not be posting for another month or so otherwise ;-;

but yea, enjoy the story! :D

-

Crossroads. Known for being the lively town which joined all four factions together...and the only thing stopping them from engaging in war.

Blackrock, Playground, Lost Temple and Thieves' Den.

For generations, Blackrock had considered themselves sworn enemies with Playground, and the phighters of Playground thought likewise, so the sight of demons from each faction leaving the other alone instead of going at each other's throats in Crossroads was a treat for everyone. 

It also just so happened to be the only place where people of different factions could meet up and relax after a long day of phights. 

Someone from Lost Temple could chat with someone from Playgrounds without any conflicts happening on either side. 

Someone from Thieves' Den could walk into a bar with someone from Blackrock, and that would be perfectly fine on all sides. 

However, Crossroads wasn’t just the number one hangout place for phighters- it was one for the SFOTH deities, too. Especially during their days off. 

And sometimes, they just so happened to be in the places no one would expect them to be. 

Of course, Firebrand was standing in the centre of it all, boasting to demons about his great power and how he ruled over the entirety of Crossroads. 

Other deities hid elsewhere. They watched over Crossroads from the shadows, save for Windforce who went to Banlands to find her son. 

They all had a favourite place to watch Crossroads from. Illumina enjoyed standing at the edge of the Crossroads tower, watching demons move around like ants on a grid. 

Some of the deities’ favourite spots were slightly unusual, however…

…such as underneath a bridge. 

“Freaking finally…”

The weekend was here. You, a phighter, made a living by duelling other demons in “phights”. They were regularly hosted by Dom and Valk, the two famous idols known as Flipside. 

They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth, and you were participating in these phights to maybe, just maybe, make enough from them to ensure you get to live well for the rest of your life. 

You knew you already could, however- because of your lover. 

He had everything. Strength, affluence, hell, he was also well-known around the Inpherno.

He had offered you everything you could ever wish for. He just wanted you to be there with him until the end of time. 

You refused, however- how could you let your loving boyfriend do all the work?

So, you still worked by phighting- you enjoyed the job, anyway. Your boyfriend would even visit sometimes. Just, well- to annoy the hell out of others.

"A little bit of chaos is fun...don't you think?"

You internally cheered at the sight, but everyone else groaned. Even Biograft, despite it being a robot, seemed to tense up, gripping its energy blades harder...

To you, it was a blessing.

To other players, it was a curse...literally.

“Feeling vulnerable…?”

Just then, the enemy Biograft seemed to falter, its lights dimming. Seemed like he got the curse…

“WHAT THE HELL? AM I NOT VULNERABLE ENOUGH ALREADY?”

Those were his last words before getting obliterated by your ally, Hyperlaser…

Your ally, Shuriken, was chasing down Sword, who was on 15 HP. 

“We’re feeling a gust of wind come along…!”

The next thing he knew, Shuriken got blasted upwards…and out of the map. 

Of course, Darkheart would make sure that you were out of harm's way before casting another one of his curses. Though, he wasn’t as merciful with your teammates…

So here you sat, after a long day and a hard battle, snuggled up in your boyfriend’s arms. 

"Darkheart...I'm exhausted..."

"No need to worry, dear...we'll be here..."

You never really understood why your boyfriend always referred to himself plurally, but it was just another one of his quirks that you adored about him. You loved him, and he loved you back.

His one withered wing wrapped itself around your frame- his own special way of hugging you. Another one of his little habits. 

"We just don't want Illumina to get to you, you know...? We're trying not to be too overprotective...who knows what he'd do to you?"

You giggled. Typical Darkheart- always protective of you, fearing for your wellbeing...sparing you from the usual curses he'd inflict on the others- hell, Darkheart would even curse other people if they got too close to his beloved. 

As you fell asleep in your boyfriend's arms, you couldn't help but let out a small smile. Seeing your happy expression, Darkheart let out a small chuckle.

"Sleep well, my dearest..."

This was your life. Yourself, with Darkheart by your side. Sure, there were little disputes or disagreements in your relationship, and sometimes people would laugh at you because Darkheart was so much taller than you. But despite all this...

...you couldn't ask for more.

- thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed! this is my second (I think lmao) romance fic, so if you have any feedback do leave it in the comments so I can improve my writing for you guys! :D

[sourle]

Hello! :D

If you are taking requests at the moment, may you please write some Banhammer x GN!Reader headcannons please?

Huehuehuehue our hammer carrying golf player

Banhammer x Reader

This guy.. wew i consider you lucky if you manage to swoon this Guy's over.

He's stubborn when it comes to complying with others, but he won't hesitate to listen to Windforce. Boy's mama frfr

The first thing he does would definitely introduce you to his mom whenever you are ready, if you get approved by Windforce.. *wedding bell*... If not ehh better luck next time.

But even so, Banhammer would be gone most of the time either searching wanted criminal or going in duty securing the city.

After work, he would need your attention, dude had a hard day, especially when it's chasing scythe.

He would bring you to cuddle in your both shared bath after he got home for his work.

At some moment if he passes you.. i see he would flirt and continue to chase the criminal.

I know this dude loves to cuddle, i mean look at him! He would go ahead and carry you out of nowhere to the couch or you guys shared bed to cuddle. Maybe asking for comfort from the tough day he's having.

He also loves praises, mostly when you guys cuddle in bed. Praise how good he is and more and he's melting in your embrace.

Now.. the minus...

Definitely busy, due to him taking care of the law systems and not the mention the Phighting matches!

That's the reason he always seeks your comfort when he's home.

He may be a stubborn easily angered warden, but he tries his best to be the greatest in your eyes.

All in all 8/10 do recommend if you want a guard dog-like boyfriend, sweet warden.

[vinestaffery]

Please tell me you write for the deities.. Please Please..

I need me a Venomshank introducing his s/o reader to Sword for the first time. Imagine Venomshank is so OBVIOUSLY hiding something from Sword and when Sword finally asks, boom, Reader.

Or imagine it was the opposite, Reader doesn’t know that Sword is Venomshank’s kid. They go over to his home one day and Sword is just way too comfortable on the couch like “sup. you here for my dad or??”

venomshank x gender-neutral reader

content: revealing of ones relationship; established relationship; sword being utterly catastrophically surprised at the suddent wife reveal

authors note: this has been sitting in my drafts for so many days and i am SO sorry ;( I HOPE THIS WAS GOOD ENOUGH!!! have a good day or night!!

"Are you sure this is okay, Honey?" You questioned your husband, who has been hiding you from his son for the past years. You had never revealed yourself to Sword, who was concerned for his father's strange antics lately.

"I'm sure, my welt, that there is nothing to be worried about. He is quite accepting, especially since he dates that rocket-boy..." Venomshank mentioned, busy waiting away outside of Thieves' Den motorway bus-stop. You, right beside him, holding hands with a specialized glove.

Windforce had gifted it to you, especially since she is very familial motivated, similar to the many gods you studied in Thieves' Den. You stared at your husband, who was trying his best to stay undercover. You never see a deity out in the blue randomly, as for they rest above.

"Well, I just hope he doesn't mind that you've hid me for these past few years." Being undercover wasn't something you were too proud of, but anything to stay away from people that might be hunting down Venomshank himself for certain answers or to thieve.

"I promise you, I'm sure he'd understand the reasoning behind it. I care for your safety, my love, you are my life's proudest accomplishments," He preached with a slight huff underneath the mask. You shook your head, laughing. "Mmm, your proudest accomplishments, ey?"

"Do not start." You lifted a finger and giggled, shaking your head as the sound of the bus arriving soon came along. You, Venomshank, and a few other standbyers' entered the bus. Swiping your bus-card twice to pay for Venomshank, you both comfortably sat down and drove on the high-way. It was about an hours worth of a drive, so it was worth the trip. The ocean and the forestry was a cleanser for the amount of stuff you slightly went through for the past few years.

"Admiring every small spec of natures grateful gleam, I see?" Venomshank muttered. He was staring at the same things just the same, but it didn't seem to bitter any sense of correlation to you. "Yes, of course. They remind me of you, my dear," You lightly shuffled, humming as your hand held onto his slightly tougher. He had to avoid doing so many things with you, it was upsetting.

He dealt with many things in his life, but being unable to touch his partner was one of the worst things and progressively affecting him in such many ways. But, not enough for him to even replace you. He'd never do that.

"We're gonna be here for long, how about we rest?" "That sounds like a great idea, my darling."

----

"Dad?" I looked at my father who had just come home. It was silent, other then the sound of the kettle playing and the television playing slight muffled sounds of a movie. It intrigued me, but something didn't feel all too right.

"Is someone here?" I peeped, only to spot dad messing around on the stove, a wooden spoon in one hand, a recipe book in the other. He was adorned in all of it's glory, with a 'Kiss The Chief' apron.

"Ah, good-afternoon Son. How was the match today? Did you win? How was your friends?" My father was always the type to question me with only more. I laughed, shaking my head as I hooked up my bag, "Eh. Didn't really matter this time, it felt boring at most," plucking off my shoes and packing my sword safely away - "But, it didn't change the fact I beat Ban Hammers ass!"

My father laughed, shaking his head. The sound of the muffled grumble. He knew Windforce was gonna rant about his son later in those meetings. "How come your cooking, old man?" I questioned.

"Well, we have a special guest over who is currently getting ready to come downstairs," A guest? Oh? It caught my interest! Maybe it's one of dads friends, or maybe it's my non-related-brother Meds!

I shook my head, sighing. "Well, can't be that much of an important guest that has got you cookin'? Who must it be-"

"Honey! I've finished getting ready, is your son nearly here? I'm a bit nervous to say the least, what if I look like an old grandma to him?" A voice broke through the air, as I stared at the now person, coated with a sense of fashion that could speak millions of languages to me. I was coaxed.

"Ah." I gulped. Throat dry.

"Dad.. Dad, who is that?" I asked, looking up at him. He turned as I could hear that smile across his face as he approached the person that had just entered the room. "Well, my son,"

I awaited for my answer.

"This, is my partner."

I was taken aback, trying to register everything before the wings beside my ears lifted, curling inwards as I looked at the person infront of me, told to be my father's partner.

"WHAT!"

I could only scream, only to stare. I took a breath. A deep breath. There was no need to make such a scene, but I didn't care at that point. "Dad! I never thought you could get bitches!"

"Watch that language!"

i hope this was enough for you!! im sorry if this isn't what was in your best interest, i kinda got a bit unsure on how to really end it, so your left with somewhat of a funny (imo) ending! hope this was enough for you :] goodday/night!!

[rainnietonic]

could you write a banhammer x ftm reader plssssss :3

YES OF CORSE!! I myself am a banhammer enjoyer too >:]

Banhammer x ftm!reader hc

Sorry if you wanted a drabble :(

Banhammer the man that you are… most definitely a cuddlebug- main love language is physical touch, though a close second is quality time.

Hes always so supportive with you- you want to cut your hair? He’ll help you make a appointment or give you advice if you do it yourself.

If you bind- let it be known that he will NOT let you bind for too long, if you start showing signs of discomfort he is making sure you haven’t been binding to long.

If you have gotten top surgery however! He’ll occasionally hold you by your chest and just run his fingers along the scars- muttering sweet nothings and just being affectionate.

He would BODYSLAM anyone who even dared to misgender you, a old friend who you haven’t seen since coming out? If they even so much as MUTTER any shes or hers Banhammer is glaring at them and about to fight.

Of course- unless its someone misgendering you on purpose- you calm down Banhammer reminding him that it was a mistake and to not attack this poor person.

MOVIE DATES- sorry random as hell but- i feel like he would love just sitting down on the couch and watching a movie together with some popcorn and a nest of blankets- sweet little things get him so… yea he giggles and kicks his legs, so what?

Introduced you to windforce- SO FAST. Shes a scary woman i tell you, but she would honestly like anyone who treats her son right- and would die to have someone to tell all the stories she has about Banhammer to.

If you do phights- hes gonna go SO easy on you, even if you can hold your own. Let it be known if theres a phight and you two on are opposed teams, Banhammers team is most likely losing.

Overall- great boyfriend, ten outta ten. (Windforce will ask when shes getting grandbabes- adopted or not she wants a little baby to spoil ROTTEN)

SORRY ITS SO SHORT, i sort of mixed in some ftm reader hc and normal banhammer x reader hc cuz its 12 at nught rn- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!

[h3avymachin3ry]

★WORKING ON...★

[I TRY TO DO FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BUT IT RLY DEPENDS SO THIS LIST SHUFFLES AROUND A TON]

green highlight is in progress <3

scythe x gn reader

shuriken dating hcs

boombox x reader smut

banhammer romantic hcs

cozyshot x reader

banhammer + tsundere type reader w/ a god complex

subspace's assistant hcs

scythe x tsundere type reader

venomshank x block tales player! reader

sword x gn reader (knight x royalty dynamic)

hyperlaser x reader hcs

windforce x reader

[10kmatirx]

How to built a Gaming PC

When it comes to gaming, there’s no one-size-fits-all solution. Different gamers have different needs and preferences, which is why it’s important to build your own gaming PC. This gives you the ability to tailor your system to your specific needs, ensuring that you get the most out of your gaming experience.

There are a few things you need to consider when building a gaming PC. The first is your budget. How much money are you willing to spend on your system? The next thing you need to think about is what games you want to play. Not all games are created equal, and some require more powerful hardware than others. Finally, you need to decide on the components that will best meet your needs. Whether you’re looking for the best graphics card , or need to upgrade your power supply, this guide is for you.

The components in our example system include:

Gigabyte GeForce GTX 960 WindForce 2X OC 2GB $209.99

ASUS H170 Pro Gaming ATX LGA1151 $129.99 MSI Computer Corp - Desktop PC 870-C45 (FX) $499.00 Crucial Ballistix Sport XT 4GB (2 x 2GB) DDR3-1600 CL9 $64.89 Samsung 850 EVO-Series 500GB SSD SATA 6Gb/s MZ-75E500B/AM $179.00 WD Blue 1TB Desktop Hard Disk Drive - 5400 RPM SATA 6Gb/s $70.00 Corsair CS Series Modular CS650M, 80 PLUS Gold Certified Power Supply $109.99 NZXT S340 (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case $69.99 Rosewill FBM-02 MicroATX Mini Tower Computer Case $19.99 SilverStone RAVEN Series RV03B-WA Black Aluminum ATX Mid Tower Case with USB 3.0 and SD Card Reader $64.95

AMD FX-8320 8-Core Black Edition Vishera 3.5GHz Socket AM3+ 125W FD832EWMHKBOX Desktop Processor GV-N960OC-2GD Video Card Xigmatek Nebula Red LED-120mm Case Fan $209.99

The total cost of this build is $1,519.05.

Building your own gaming PC can be a daunting task, but with a little bit of research and some helpful tips, you can do it! In this guide, we’ll walk you through the process step-by-step so you can build the perfect gaming PC for your needs. Let’s get started!

When building a gaming PC, there are three main factors you need to consider: budget, games, and hardware.

Relevant: Best Prebuilt Gaming PC Under 1500.

[exnoiafork]

windforce x reader :3

- You never really believed or worshipped the SFotH deities. Some people tried to convince you here and there, though you never joined their religions. Though, you admit, their family seems like an interesting bunch. You, yourself never had parents to begin with.

- You were just… walking around Crossroads as usual. Until , you found something. A random vial of straight lightning. How did it.. how did it get here? That’s a vial of lightning!! Can that stuff even be captured in this test tube??

- You wondered what the lightning was about. Maybe it was made by some.. crazy scientist?? Subspace?? No. He doesn’t go to Crossroads, and Blackrock is only snow, never rain.

- That was until.. someone.. someone just- someone just snatched the vial of lightning out of your hands! “Hey! That’s not yours!-“ You ran after whoever that was, even though it’s not yours, you still needed to find out who the owner is.

- Eventually, like, I don’t know 3 minutes in, said person got struck by lightning and the vial fell down. “Oh to the deities above!—“ You were shocked and almost picked it up until someone stops you.

- That.. comically tall person just stopped your hand. You let her just deal with the robber. That she did, literally struck ‘em a few more times and they’re out cold, but not dead. She looked at you.. you’re pretty sure it was the 2nd most powerful deity, Windforce. You were kinda shocked..

- She smirked at you and just flew away just like that.

- The next day, you woke up with another vial of lightning at your front door.

didn’t have too much ideas sooo

@sillytunafish

[1stlinesupport]

Kolink AMD A6 31GHz Dual Core 8GB RAM 1TB Hard Drive Gigabyte RX460 2GB OC Graphics Card Prebuilt System Product Description Processor AMD Richland A6 6400K 39GHz Dual Core FM2 Socket Processor Chassis Kolink Aviator Midi Tower Gaming Case BlackRed Memory Team Elite 8GB No Heatsink 1 x 8GB DDR3 1600MHz DIMM System Memory Memory Configuration 1 x 8GB Hard Drive Seagate Barracuda 1TB 35 7200RPM 32mb Cache Sata III Internal Hard Drive SSD Drive NA Optical Drive LG Hitachi LG GH24NSD0ARAA10B 24x DVDRW with M Disc Internal Optical Drive Operating System No OS Motherboard AMD Richland A6 6400K 39GHz Dual Core FM2 Socket Processor Power Supply Evo Labs BR600 12R 600w ATX 12cm Red Fan Silent PSU Card Reader No Graphics Gigabyte Radeon RX 460 WINDFORCE OC 2GB GDDR5 WINDFORCE 2X Cooling System Graphics Card EXPANSION SLOT 1 x PCI Express 30 x16 Slot PCIE1 x16 mode1 x PCI Express 20 x1 Slot1 x PCI SlotSupports AMD Dual Graphics STORAGE 4 x SATA3 60 Gbs Connectors support RAID RAID 0 RAID 1 and RAID 10 NCQ AHCI and Hot Plug REAR IO 1 x PS2 MouseKeyboard Port1 x D Sub Port1 x DVI D Port1 x HDMI Port4 x USB 20 Ports Supports ESD Protection ASRock Full Spike Protection2 x USB 30 Ports AMD A68H Bolton D2H Supports ESD Protection ASRock Full Spike Protection1 x RJ 45 LAN Port with LED ACTLINK LED and SPEED LEDHD Audio Jacks Line in Front Speaker Microphone INTERNAL IO 1 x Print Port Header1 x COM Port Header1 x Chassis Intrusion Header1 x TPM Header1 x CPU Fan Connector 4 pin1 x Chassis Fan Connector 4 pin1 x Power Fan Connector 3 pin1 x 24 pin ATX Power Connector1 x 4 pin 12V Power Connector1 x Front Panel Audio Connector2 x USB 20 Headers Support 4 USB 20 ports Supports ESD Protection ASRock Full Spike Protection1 x USB 30 Header by ASMedia ASM1042A Supports 2 USB 30 ports Supports ESD Protection ASRock Full Spike Protection Dimensions D 400 x W 211 x H 480mm Package Weight 102 kg Warranty 3 Years 1st year parts including collect and return UK mainland only

[bloodyinkandquill]

Windforce x Reader cuddling/sleeping

drabble time!! as mentioned last time i did one of these DO NOT request a drabble i do them when i really want to they will be rare and again i don’t do them if requested:]

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“Why do you do that?” Windforce questioned in her normal booming tone of voice. She was talking in reference to you preparing to sleep, putting on comfier clothing and fluffing your pillows.

“Why do I… sleep?” You asked in turn, with a confused quirk of your head as you questioned her question.

“Yeah, you don’t need to do why do you? I don’t see any point to it,” She replied with a huff. It is true you didn’t need to but you enjoyed doing so, it was a nice break and it was warm and comfortable.

“…Well how about you try it and maybe you’ll see why I like it!” You suggested with a smile, you weren’t sure if she’d agree but hey it was worth a shot.

Much to your surprise she grumbled and plopped down on your bed. Luckily she wasn’t in her bulky armor at the moment instead in more casual clothes, a black tank top and gray sweat pants, her outfits when not in her armor were usually monochromatic you noticed. You smiled at her happily sitting next to her on the bed, reaching up to give her a small kiss on the cheek, she blushed a bit looking away but kept her stoic expression.

You pulled back the top blanket, it wasn’t that cold so you figured the one would be fine, besides it was the fluffiest and therefore comfiest blanket. You gestured for her to get under it with you which she did somewhat awkwardly. You laughed slightly but got situated yourself.

“So, what do we do now?” Windforce asked voice gruff as she readjusted, having already dispersed her wings since she could much like her son could.

“Well we could cuddle, and then try and sleep,” you suggested with a slight hopeful tone.

“What does that mean?” She asked surprising you by her not knowing what cuddling was.

“It’s like uh- here let me just,” you cut yourself off man handling the deity to be on her side arms around your back going over your shoulders your own arms wrapped around her waist as you nuzzled into her neck, the hight difference was very obvious in this position but you did your best to also tangle your legs with hers. It was more comfortable than you thought honestly, since she’s such a strong buff woman you figured her mussels would make her less comfortable to cuddle but you were pleasantly surprised by being incorrect. “This is cuddling, is it alright?” You asked checking to see if she was comfortable.

“You’re telling me I could have been holding you like this the whole time?!” She shouted in a not quite mad voice, it made you laugh that she enjoyed it so much making you finish snuggling into her head in a comfortable position. She readjusted slightly too to be more comfortable herself and held you a tad tighter, but not enough to squeeze you.

“Okay just close your eyes now and try to not move, let your body relax, and be comfortable, try to also not think a bunch, just let your mind wonder but don’t think too much about what comes to mind. That should let you fall asleep,” you instructed trying your best to explain how sleeping worked. She made a sound of understanding, okay well it was a grunt but you figured it meant she understood, as you closed your own eyes softly.

It was very comfortable and you felt so safe in her arms, the only odd thing was her lack of heart beat, you supposed it made sense but it was still creepy to hear nothing in her chest. Eventually the two of you both fell asleep, warm and close.

A few hours later when you woke up you could tell she was still asleep, you tried to very gently pry her arms off and wiggle your way out of her grasp, unluckily it roused her as one of her eyes opened staring you down intently.

“You are not going anywhere,” Windforce practically commanded, you let out a noise of protest and she just squeezed you closer, you wriggled again to no avail. You sighed giving up on fighting to get out of her arms, you were the one who suggested this now you have to deal with her not wanting to stop.

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hope you enjoyed! had fun writing it, tried to be neutral with the readers words and actions but i couldn’t help but project myself on them sorry lol, anyways im going to take an hour nap now im tired

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer x Reader

it is two am, istg do not write on this until the morning me, i will hate you i have to be up in five hours let’s go to bed

ok i didn’t write this but i did stay up another hour and a half listening to a true crime podcast so…

- You’d think dating a 6’11 demigod who owns the most secure prison in Inpherno would not be on someone’s to-do list, but for you it was different, you knew him more than just the fearsome warden, to you he was your lover and honestly, a bit of a big softy

- Ban Hammer was big, he knew that, really strong too, so he was more than just a little afraid of hurting you, especially if he had his big and sharp armor on, he liked being physically affectionate, but he did worry about hurting you, so he’d wait until he’d taken off his armor you hug you, which did sort of feel like being swallowed whole since he’s such a large man, but it felt safe and warm so you never minded it

- He was gruff and tough but after a long day he enjoyed just laying face down the couch as you stroked his head pulling it to rest on your lap, he’d just lie there as you tried to convince him to get up, take off his armor, get some water, etc, he’d grumble about it but eventually get up

- Hope you like golf, he loves taking you to go golf, he’d never admit this but it’s mostly because when he does good you tell him how great of a shot he was and other junk like that and he enjoyed the praise, if you didn’t like golf he wouldn’t mind you sitting back as long as you were there together, and you were paying attention to him, he may be your boyfriend but he��s very clingy like a puppy, he also loved receiving praise from you, he already thinks very highly of himself but hearing you say those things feels even better to him

- He’d probably take you on very fancy dinner dates, to those really nice restaurants, though you have to make the reservations because he can be a little high strung and will demand certain things like a good seat, or a discount, so to avoid him getting mad at some poor waitress you make them for the both of you

- Like mentioned he’s super cuddly and snuggly, he loves just holding you as he sleeps, or sitting very close to you to the point he’s practically on top of you, you sometimes have to tell him that’s he’s crushing you, he moves immediately and feels bad, you tell him it’s fine but how about you sit on him instead

- Unironically uses sorta cheesy pet names, you’d expect him to be more creative with it but I feel like he’d use ‘baby, babe, sweetheart, etc’ though something funny he does is he has his voice and then his warden voice, loud and commanding to demand respect and fear, sometimes he forgets to turn it off when he gets home so he gets home and says in a gruff unamused voice ‘babe i’m home!’ to the point it sounds sorta angry, you crack up and he clears his throat before saying it snot that funny, as you’re doubling over in laughter

- The first time you met Windforce was terrifying, he loved you but he loved his mom more, if she said she didn’t like you that would be it, and if you pissed her off you feared her wrath, luckily she thought you were fine, obviously she has a distaste for mortals but you make her boy happy so she puts up with you, maybe not fully liking you but she doesn’t mind you, as long as you don’t annoy her she doesn’t care

- Thought meeting Windforce was scary? One time Ban Hammer said his whole family was having a dinner party, Firebrand organized it trying to keep the family all together and connected, and Ban Hammer wanted to bring you to meet all his uncles and few cousins, you didn’t wanna say no but holy shit you were terrified, you were about to meet literally the entirety of the SFotH, which was definitely intimidating, luckily they all at the very least didn’t dislike you, and you got to meet Flipside which was cool, but holy shit when you go home you let out the biggest breath ever since you were so on edge the whole time

hope you enjoyed! had fun writing it and thinking of all this junk, anyways до свидания!

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer and sibling Reader

i almost typed x instead of and i almost screamed, my birthdays coming up so trying to figure out if my partner can come visit me for it, but collage schedules get in the way, might have to settle for thanks giving instead, anyways let’s write this lmao,

oh and for this you’ll see a lot of my head canons for how the spawns work in phighting, i will also use the canon of children being spawned with the mental and physical age of around 10, they also will just be considered 10 from their spawning!

- A child born to one of the Spawns without parents were a dime a dozen, more common then having parents, they’d still run a blood test to see if you had any biological family, siblings or parents, sometimes on rare occasions they’d find a sibling but for the most part the children were alone, left to be raised by the Spawn keepers, in a large building full of kids like you, for 8 years till either by some miracle you were adopted or more likely you aged out and were set into the world, or unfortunately also commonly, you’d be outside of the Spawn building with no keepers nearby and be involved in some sort of violence, and that was just one more open bed in the Spawn building

- You were just another kid, never really had any friends, but you’ve only been alive a year or so, you knew you would never be adopted, you’d age out, there were so many other kids, stronger, smarter, cuter, whatever than you, so you tried to make the best of your time in the Spawn, so when the keepers said your room unit was going to the park you were excited, one room unit at a time would go places so you were very happy to be going somewhere

- When you got to the park other kids started running around and playing with each other, you went off towards the sand box, but when you got close you saw someone was already playing there, looked older than you, maybe 14? With yellow horns, they looked off, maybe like they were dyed? They were building things then destroying them, laughing to themself and occasionally looking in a certain direction and talking, you weren’t sure who to, you gathered your courage to approach and ask if you could play with him, when you walked up behind him he turned around and you saw he had four eyes, you were a little surprised but said you liked his eyes, he lit up at that saying people usually think that they’re weird or scary, you asked to play with him and he agreed

- You learned his name was Ban Hammer, you had fun, eventually moving from the sand box to other things, he was older and bigger than you, neither of you minded and had the time of your lives, soon enough the keeper called out that you all were about to leave, you were sad and he asked why don’t you come back tomorrow, you explained you couldn’t, you were a parentless child living in the Spawn, he frowned and turned towards a certain direction and asked the air if he could keep you, you were, incredibly confused

- After some one sided conversation you heard the keeper call out your name, you were about to say bye and run over to the group when you heard a adult sounding voice groan and say fine, then looking back materializing in front of you was a demon, no not a demon, one of the swords, you were dumbfounded, Ban Hammer ran up and hugged her thanking her, she said to you that she’ll foster you, because she loves her son so much, if it works out she’ll adopt you, you were a little scared but if this worked out you’d not only get adopted but by one of the deities, you thanked her and she went over to the keeper you and her son in tow

- After that you begun living with them, you and Ban Hammer were very close, running around and playing all the time, he had to learn you weren’t as strong as him, you were younger and a mortal, he was a demigod so he had to watch his strength around you, neither of you minded and you two became very close, Windforce warmed up to you eventually, if one day you woke up and noticed you felt a little stronger and life there was some divine protection over you, you didn’t say anything but you did leave her a little gift

- As you two grew older you got closer, play fighting and talking about what you wanted to do as adults, you also started jokingly making fun of each other, playful banter and soft jabs, you formed a true sibling bond of going into each other’s rooms, turning on the lights, staring at each other then just leaving, since Windforce still had her duties to attend to you two would commonly be home alone, you never minded since she’d spoil you two whenever she got back, you would also assist him in dying his horns yellow, you did it once or twice too because you both wanted to look more like your mom, neither of you knew why his horns were purple to her yellow but you’d just shrug and put the dye on them

- With him being older he’d take you places like to go get food or to a store to buy snacks, since he could summon wings to fly with you worked out a way for him to fly you places, some nights you’d go soaring in the sky, it was those nice moments that made you closer, he’d play a prank of pretending to drop you but he always made sure you were never in any actual danger, you were one of the only mortals who ever got to see the world in that way, soaring in the air without a care in the world

- Once you two were both adults you saw each other less but still hung out often, meeting up to talk about your lives or to see Windforce, he stopped dying his horns yellow to look like your mom, and he started creating the Ban Lands, you offered assistance on occasion but for the most part he worked on it by himself, you’d reminisce on childhood memories, playing together and pranking each other, you still did on occasion, you’d butt heads in a playful way, if either of you were interested romantically in someone the other would instantly research everything about them and then deem if they were worthy of the other

hope you enjoyed! i semi projected me and my sister’s relationship, i have two but one isn’t biological (long story) so im far closer to my biological sister, she’s older and i love her/p (obviously)