#phighting ban hammer

[noneheref]

[ooc; art]

um, Phighting critters?? Cats? Plum? Bean?? I dunno

i drew all 15 phighters as... cats... Don't question me...

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer x Reader

it is two am, istg do not write on this until the morning me, i will hate you i have to be up in five hours let’s go to bed

ok i didn’t write this but i did stay up another hour and a half listening to a true crime podcast so…

- You’d think dating a 6’11 demigod who owns the most secure prison in Inpherno would not be on someone’s to-do list, but for you it was different, you knew him more than just the fearsome warden, to you he was your lover and honestly, a bit of a big softy

- Ban Hammer was big, he knew that, really strong too, so he was more than just a little afraid of hurting you, especially if he had his big and sharp armor on, he liked being physically affectionate, but he did worry about hurting you, so he’d wait until he’d taken off his armor you hug you, which did sort of feel like being swallowed whole since he’s such a large man, but it felt safe and warm so you never minded it

- He was gruff and tough but after a long day he enjoyed just laying face down the couch as you stroked his head pulling it to rest on your lap, he’d just lie there as you tried to convince him to get up, take off his armor, get some water, etc, he’d grumble about it but eventually get up

- Hope you like golf, he loves taking you to go golf, he’d never admit this but it’s mostly because when he does good you tell him how great of a shot he was and other junk like that and he enjoyed the praise, if you didn’t like golf he wouldn’t mind you sitting back as long as you were there together, and you were paying attention to him, he may be your boyfriend but he’s very clingy like a puppy, he also loved receiving praise from you, he already thinks very highly of himself but hearing you say those things feels even better to him

- He’d probably take you on very fancy dinner dates, to those really nice restaurants, though you have to make the reservations because he can be a little high strung and will demand certain things like a good seat, or a discount, so to avoid him getting mad at some poor waitress you make them for the both of you

- Like mentioned he’s super cuddly and snuggly, he loves just holding you as he sleeps, or sitting very close to you to the point he’s practically on top of you, you sometimes have to tell him that’s he’s crushing you, he moves immediately and feels bad, you tell him it’s fine but how about you sit on him instead

- Unironically uses sorta cheesy pet names, you’d expect him to be more creative with it but I feel like he’d use ‘baby, babe, sweetheart, etc’ though something funny he does is he has his voice and then his warden voice, loud and commanding to demand respect and fear, sometimes he forgets to turn it off when he gets home so he gets home and says in a gruff unamused voice ‘babe i’m home!’ to the point it sounds sorta angry, you crack up and he clears his throat before saying it snot that funny, as you’re doubling over in laughter

- The first time you met Windforce was terrifying, he loved you but he loved his mom more, if she said she didn’t like you that would be it, and if you pissed her off you feared her wrath, luckily she thought you were fine, obviously she has a distaste for mortals but you make her boy happy so she puts up with you, maybe not fully liking you but she doesn’t mind you, as long as you don’t annoy her she doesn’t care

- Thought meeting Windforce was scary? One time Ban Hammer said his whole family was having a dinner party, Firebrand organized it trying to keep the family all together and connected, and Ban Hammer wanted to bring you to meet all his uncles and few cousins, you didn’t wanna say no but holy shit you were terrified, you were about to meet literally the entirety of the SFotH, which was definitely intimidating, luckily they all at the very least didn’t dislike you, and you got to meet Flipside which was cool, but holy shit when you go home you let out the biggest breath ever since you were so on edge the whole time

hope you enjoyed! had fun writing it and thinking of all this junk, anyways до свидания!

[akuisinsane]

phighting art dump

commissions open

[kami-kun1003]

i had the most interesting roleplay in the phighting lobby today

[stacksattack]

my personal banmer design. Yeah im posting 2 of this guy in a row what about it

[rudaartista]

This is the 2nd phucking time I drew this monstrosity and I hate it so much. Someone in the discord I'm in suggested someone draw this image but with bean banhammer and deer medkit

and you know I had to make it happen

[laylati]

ban hammer :D

[lucasbarelysleeps]

Happy birthday to my wife Banhammer, he is now older than old

[akheku]

oh shit hold on a minute i forgot to post stuff errrr here's broker

and broker again but with ban hammer too

[mayorspatula]

paying for my crimes of being bad at phighting and also being bad at art with more art. hi

anyway. love this brush shoutout to squarebrush from rakurri brush set v2.... heh.... its pretty awesome sauce i'd say........

[azortoonz]

buff man art training

[noneheref]

[ooc; art]

uhhh, sushi. Phighting but sushi? I don't know, sushi cats or something... Maybe still can be called bean creatures? But without paws?

don't touch the Subspace one, it's not FDA approved. ..and maybe Medkit one doesn't worth the risk too...

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer and cursed prisoner Reader

ok lemme brain storm this for a minute, hmmmmmm, ok i got it! let’s begin this, i’ll probably get this done by at most the end of this class, oh and this is platonic for anyone who didn’t see the request

- It wasn’t your fault, you argued for yourself heavily but the court system wouldn’t have it, you were sentenced to the Banlands, a place where many entered but few ever made it out, the only person to leave easily was the warden himself, someone every demon knew, you would be an idiot to not recognize the almost 7 foot demigod that created the prison you were sent to

- The first time you came face to face with the notorious Ban Hammer was when you first arrived, you were terrified, he smiling giant you were face to face with was looming over you wielding his enormous hammer that gave him his name, you tried one last time to proclaim it wasn’t your fault but he just grumbled that he heard it a thousand times as you were ushered to your cell

- Days continued, though it was hard to tell the time with the environment the Banlands were built in, one day as you mindlessly stared at one of the cells of your wall you heard snarls and growls approaching, snapping out of your daydream you approached the bars of your cell and saw saw what looked like a demon, black and pink with shackles around its wrists, connected to a chain that was being held by the warden

- He attached the chain to some pillar and then stepped back and just watched as the strange demon ran around snarling and gurgling, mustering up enough confidence you asked what he was doing and who the demon was, he looked a bit surprised by your question before answering it

- He explained that Void Star spawned with a cursed gear, she’s non sentient, basically a wild animal, so shes locked up here for the protection of herself and for others, and he just lets her run around and release energy every few days since it makes her more mellow the rest of the time, you sighed out that you were in a similar situation, he quirked an eyebrow in questioning so you explained that your gear was also cursed, not as badly as hers but anyone who wields it it controls them and forces them to hurt someone, when you first spawned the spawn attendant that picked it up was the first to discover the effects when they used it on you, from there you never summoned it terrified of hurting others, but when someone attempted to mug you you in a panic summoned it but before you could do anything it was too late, the curse made you slit the other demons throat, you pleaded you were innocent, you couldn’t control it, but it didn’t matter you were sentenced to the Banlands

- He had a look you couldn’t quite place but it seemed almost sympathetic, he then said he had to return Void Star to her cell and so you bid him farewell, if at dinner than night you noticed your bread was far fresher than usual, you didn’t say anything

- A few days after that you awoke from a nap to an odd thwacking sound, once again going to the bars you saw nearby Ban Hammer playing golf, you didn’t take him as a golf guy but it was entertaining, especially when he’d make sorta cheesy dedications for his mom before putting the ball, at one impressive swing you gave a small cheer and a few claps, he perked up at the praise and turned and looked a bit surprised to see it was you again

- From there you two began talking, you praising his golf skills turning to random chatter, eventually he left again but soon enough maybe a day or two later he came back to just chat with you, the cycle continued of you two just chatting when he had some free time, you wished he would let you free but you understood why he didn’t, after a few weeks he did make you promise not to run before letting you go on a walk with him around the Banlands

- One of the times you were chatting you mentioned you enjoyed music, specifically creating music, he boasted about his skills on the electric guitar before the conversation shifted to something else, however when you woke up the next morning you found that a acoustic guitar had been put in your cell, you smiled at the thoughtfulness and from then on in late hours of the night soft melodies could be heard echoing around the prison

- One day, a few months after you arrived a random guard appeared at your cell, you looked at them inquisitively and they said that your case had been reassessed and you were free to go, you were so happy, you never thought you’d be free again, but it didn’t make sense, the judges didn’t seem like they would have changed their minds, even with how much you pleaded, the guard must have noticed your confused face because they spoke up, saying that you owe a lot to the warden

- You felt a smile appear on your face as you walked with the guard, taking the guitar with you, thanks to Ban Hammer you got your freedom back, if a few nights later he received a letter inviting him to hang out, well, no one needed to know that

this was definitely more story then it was head canons so hopefully the requester likes it! i thought it was a cool idea but im also tired as shit so i’m going to nap now lmao

[akuisinsane]

hello cotl and phighting fandom i have uploaded phighting

[bivekits]

⟣ I'll carry you all, as per usual! ⟢

by request(?) a couple of ban hammer icons ^_^ icon masks by catnapng and can be found here and here!

250 x 250 & free to use, credit not necessary but appreciated ^_^

[stacksattack]

yepp he's bug now