#banhammer x reader

[katz-ke]

banhammer cuddling with y/n please? if you don't want to thats fine! have a good day!

HELL YEAH I LOVE BANHAMMER BRO. Banhammer literally is 100 percent cuddle bug material

[milkcookiekin]

nicknames phighting characters would give their s/o (part 2)

subspace - my god/goddess/deity, gorgeous, my other half

“gorgeous, care to help me out here?”

katana - dearest, my soulmate, my husband/wife/spouse (he’s not really creative with this stuff)

“my beautiful little soulmate..”

hyperlaser - doesn’t give you nicknames, he thinks your name is nice.

vine staff - lovely, light of my life, my everything

“you’re so adorable, lovely..”

banhammer - cariño, love bug, sugarplum

“you see them?!” *points to you* “they’re my cariño!”

scythe - darlin’ (in a sexy Southern accent), beautiful, buttercup

“stand behind me, darlin’, I got this.” *little wink*

medkit - my beloved, love, darling (in a sexy British accent)

“I’ll come to bed soon, my beloved..”

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer x Reader

it is two am, istg do not write on this until the morning me, i will hate you i have to be up in five hours let’s go to bed

ok i didn’t write this but i did stay up another hour and a half listening to a true crime podcast so…

- You’d think dating a 6’11 demigod who owns the most secure prison in Inpherno would not be on someone’s to-do list, but for you it was different, you knew him more than just the fearsome warden, to you he was your lover and honestly, a bit of a big softy

- Ban Hammer was big, he knew that, really strong too, so he was more than just a little afraid of hurting you, especially if he had his big and sharp armor on, he liked being physically affectionate, but he did worry about hurting you, so he’d wait until he’d taken off his armor you hug you, which did sort of feel like being swallowed whole since he’s such a large man, but it felt safe and warm so you never minded it

- He was gruff and tough but after a long day he enjoyed just laying face down the couch as you stroked his head pulling it to rest on your lap, he’d just lie there as you tried to convince him to get up, take off his armor, get some water, etc, he’d grumble about it but eventually get up

- Hope you like golf, he loves taking you to go golf, he’d never admit this but it’s mostly because when he does good you tell him how great of a shot he was and other junk like that and he enjoyed the praise, if you didn’t like golf he wouldn’t mind you sitting back as long as you were there together, and you were paying attention to him, he may be your boyfriend but he’s very clingy like a puppy, he also loved receiving praise from you, he already thinks very highly of himself but hearing you say those things feels even better to him

- He’d probably take you on very fancy dinner dates, to those really nice restaurants, though you have to make the reservations because he can be a little high strung and will demand certain things like a good seat, or a discount, so to avoid him getting mad at some poor waitress you make them for the both of you

- Like mentioned he’s super cuddly and snuggly, he loves just holding you as he sleeps, or sitting very close to you to the point he’s practically on top of you, you sometimes have to tell him that’s he’s crushing you, he moves immediately and feels bad, you tell him it’s fine but how about you sit on him instead

- Unironically uses sorta cheesy pet names, you’d expect him to be more creative with it but I feel like he’d use ‘baby, babe, sweetheart, etc’ though something funny he does is he has his voice and then his warden voice, loud and commanding to demand respect and fear, sometimes he forgets to turn it off when he gets home so he gets home and says in a gruff unamused voice ‘babe i’m home!’ to the point it sounds sorta angry, you crack up and he clears his throat before saying it snot that funny, as you’re doubling over in laughter

- The first time you met Windforce was terrifying, he loved you but he loved his mom more, if she said she didn’t like you that would be it, and if you pissed her off you feared her wrath, luckily she thought you were fine, obviously she has a distaste for mortals but you make her boy happy so she puts up with you, maybe not fully liking you but she doesn’t mind you, as long as you don’t annoy her she doesn’t care

- Thought meeting Windforce was scary? One time Ban Hammer said his whole family was having a dinner party, Firebrand organized it trying to keep the family all together and connected, and Ban Hammer wanted to bring you to meet all his uncles and few cousins, you didn’t wanna say no but holy shit you were terrified, you were about to meet literally the entirety of the SFotH, which was definitely intimidating, luckily they all at the very least didn’t dislike you, and you got to meet Flipside which was cool, but holy shit when you go home you let out the biggest breath ever since you were so on edge the whole time

hope you enjoyed! had fun writing it and thinking of all this junk, anyways до свидания!

[sourle]

Hello! :D

If you are taking requests at the moment, may you please write some Banhammer x GN!Reader headcannons please?

Huehuehuehue our hammer carrying golf player

Banhammer x Reader

This guy.. wew i consider you lucky if you manage to swoon this Guy's over.

He's stubborn when it comes to complying with others, but he won't hesitate to listen to Windforce. Boy's mama frfr

The first thing he does would definitely introduce you to his mom whenever you are ready, if you get approved by Windforce.. *wedding bell*... If not ehh better luck next time.

But even so, Banhammer would be gone most of the time either searching wanted criminal or going in duty securing the city.

After work, he would need your attention, dude had a hard day, especially when it's chasing scythe.

He would bring you to cuddle in your both shared bath after he got home for his work.

At some moment if he passes you.. i see he would flirt and continue to chase the criminal.

I know this dude loves to cuddle, i mean look at him! He would go ahead and carry you out of nowhere to the couch or you guys shared bed to cuddle. Maybe asking for comfort from the tough day he's having.

He also loves praises, mostly when you guys cuddle in bed. Praise how good he is and more and he's melting in your embrace.

Now.. the minus...

Definitely busy, due to him taking care of the law systems and not the mention the Phighting matches!

That's the reason he always seeks your comfort when he's home.

He may be a stubborn easily angered warden, but he tries his best to be the greatest in your eyes.

All in all 8/10 do recommend if you want a guard dog-like boyfriend, sweet warden.

[party-fic]

hey...... itz freakbob here... IK U KNOW NOTHING ABT PHIGHTING BUT BUT BUT BUT PLEAZEEE BANHAMMER X READER PLEASAZE PLEAZE HEADCANNONZ TOO PLEAZE PLEAZE PELAPZLPEA you know who thiz iz...

Thats omniums... but ok :D. All info was provided by my phighting friends and the wiki.. maybe a bit of me playing for research

☆⤍Banhammer x Reader Headcannons⤌☆

☆⤍ You neck HURTS talking to this man. Even if you're 6'0, this mountain of a man still towers over you. (6'11 according to the wiki)

☆⤍Dating Banhammer is kinda like dating you're own bully. You're not safe from his taunts Light Hearted teasing. ☆⤍Banhammer being the #1 mamas boy, his mother has to approve of you. Once she does don't even worry, you're part of the Family! ☆⤍Loves cuddling, like a lot. Just holding you gently, or resting his head on you're stomach. Just got to be careful of the horns. ☆⤍Speaking of horns! Grab them. Only way to shut him up. Just grab them and pull his big ass down to you're level. What happens after is entirely you're own fault though. ☆⤍Banhammer is bull headed. In battle or in his relationship, rarely is he ever wrong. At least in his eyes. It takes patience to deal with him. ☆⤍That being said, you're the only he will ever bend his will for.

☆⤍You're also the only one he'll physically bend for. If he needs to Banhammer is on his knees just to talk to you. ☆⤍He also really enjoys just throwing you around, with love of course. Tired of walking? On to his shoulders you go! ☆⤍Banhammer hates to leave you alone especially with how many dangerous phighters and criminals he deals with. ☆⤍God, He loves showing off to for you though. If he knows you're in the crowd, or watching from home, pray for who ever he goes up against. Their coming out on a stretcher. ☆⤍Love langue is physical touch and words of affirmation. Tell him what a good job he's doing and hold his hands- drives him up the wall. ☆⤍Hope you enjoy never going anywhere and having piece and quite. He's loud, in voice and in presence. ☆⤍One time you called him Banny as a joke. Banhammer threatened to end the relationship then and there. ☆⤍BANHAMMER IS SO LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT YOU'RE RELATIONSHIP. Any chance given, he has to mention that you're in a relationship with him. "Yes, MY partner likes their food like that!" "No, I dont think My SPOUSE, would like that." ☆⤍Easily jealous, like sees someone he doesn't like, just being nice to you. Nu uh. Perfect time to come and kiss you! and aggressively stare that person down for the rest of the conversation.

[pomogando]

OMG I JUST SAW UR REQUESTS R OPEN!!! Hiii!!! I was wondering if you could write (headcanons, or whatever you want!!) of Banhammer and an Artist S/O?? The gender can be neutral!! And like the S/O has a special sketchbook just full of Banhammer, and only him. But the S/O left it out on accident and Banhammer takes a little peek inside it 👀 And theres also like little side notes too!! Like, "Drawing the love again <33" or "Silly guy!! <3" or even like some embarrassing thoughts like, "WHY HE LOOK SO FINE AT 46 ✋" lmao Hope u have a good day!!!! Or night!!!

Banhammer and artist s/o

(No tws, romantic intended, fluffy, gn reader, a bit short..)

If there's anything you found out from being with banhammer, it's that he was, by default, nosy.

You were always drawing him, usually when he was busy working out and you had nothing better to do. You liked being by his side anyhow.

He was covered in sweat when he saw you look up from your sketchbook, then quickly look down once you got your reference. He instantly jumped to your side to see what you were doing.

"Ew, banhammer! You're sweaty!"

You quickly closed the notebook, shielding it with your body as he pouted and asked to see what it was. You always showed him your drawings. Why was this one any different? "Let me see!" He whined, a big paw on your face as he tried to grab your sketchbook. You couldn't help but laugh. You wouldn't dare show him what you drew, your face turning red out of embarassment

He tumbles over his own weight, allowing you time to escape and hide the sketchbook.

He was lucky enough to see a glimpse of it, and the figure looked familiar, but it wasnt enough to satisfy his curiosity.

He didn't bother about it after, which was surprising. After another day of drawing, you huffed as you put down the sketchpad in frustration. It wasn't coming out how you wanted. He pulled you into his lap, gently squeezing you as he purred. It always seemed to calm you down despite being hotheaded. You laid on his chest.

You slowly drifted off to sleep. Banhammer was about to join you when he took notice that your sketchbook was right there, free for the taking. He quickly (but quietly) reaches for it, his hands shook in excitment.

He flipped through the pages impatiently, he saw the ones you had shown him first. Then he found the ones you hadn't, his eyes widened as his face started heat up.

He definitely didn't expect all these drawings of him. It felt like seeing a photo of himself. Each picture felt like a shot to the heart.

He ran one of his clawed fingers gently across the lines of a detailed sketch of himself. The attention to detail made him exasperated. What didn't help was the loving notes on the side of each sketch of him.

"My beloved ♥️"

"Love of my life!!"

"Handsome.."

He was practically a mess reading all of the little doting messages. He let out a small breath of air in an attempt to calm his beating heart. He wanted to pull you into a tight hug and never let go. He continued reading the small messages and the doodles of him doing mundane things. One of them drawn of him after one of his phighting matches. He remembered you eyeing him, at the time he thought maybe you were upset about something.

"How can someone be so perfect?"

He closed the book a bit louder than he meant to, unable to handle the praise.

...

The next time you draw him, you'll think he wasn't paying attention to you. Maybe he lost interest? The relief you felt quickly vanished when he looked at you with a smug smile

"Are you getting my good side?" He said proudly, posing for you.

Your pencil dropped to the floor as you gasped.

"Banhammer!"

[h3avymachin3ry]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD! [PLATONIC]

banhammer + fem! mother figure! reader [platonic]

this was actually fun to write lol

It was shocking— scary even, how much Banhammer absolutely respected you.

Protecting you in phights, staying far away from you if you guys were on opposite teams— it was... a little comedic, really.

Eventually, the other phighters caught on to this behavior, especially Scythe.

"You protecting 'em like how you protect your momma, eh?" Scythe sneered, smirking slyly at Banhammer.

He scoffs at the comment.

"We'll talk when you're behind bars, Scythe." He retorted.

Scythe let out a loud laugh, dashing away to focus on the phight.

"Focus, Ban!" You yell, running around the field.

There was probably one time he accidentally called you mom.

you were being attacked by biograft, before it caught Banhammer's attention.

"I gotchu, momma!" He blurted out, not realizing his slip-up.

Scythe let out a loud cackle hearing him call you 'momma'.

"M-MOMMA?! Hah, Banny, you-" she's cut off by her own laughter, holding her stomach.

You snicker a little, as Banhammer grits his teeth in anger.

Windforce doesn't really care, actually.

Banhammer had you guys meet, because.. well, duh. You had to see how great his momma was.

"Look, that's my momma!" He exclaimed— a little too cheerfully, as Windforce chuckled slightly at his antics.

He yapped a lot about his mom, so yeah. He likes his mom.

Windforce actually liked you, even though you were a mortal. If her son respected you, she would too.

"Momma, look! Aren't they great?!" He exclaimed, looking at his mom for approval, almost like a child. ★

IM SORRY IF THIS IS SHORT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS AND THIS SAT IN MY DRAFTS FOR 2 DAYS LMAO

[deoreoo]

Banhammer x Cousin Reader Hcs!

Definitely did not have to research about him to know more

Being related to Banhammer sure is a blessing to have him spare you with his usual cocky demeanor so Yay!!!

Since your one of Firebrands grandkids, this makes you older than Dom and Valk who are your younger siblings

So just imagine the chaos when Dom and Valk hosts a phight with Banhammer and unfortunately you- complete opposite teams

What makes it worse is that it was a 66.6x round which means you guys had to meet your Grandfather during the phight

Special rounds with the deities involved is just a little family reunion to you guys tbh

Phighting aside- He most definitely invites you to play golf with him! Weither you suck or not he always never fails to encourage you to try one more

Since Banhammer is a well known Warden to certain phighters... he keeps tabs on you just incase anything happens but he knows you can defend yourself!

He absolutely despises Broker, but since your friends with them he does'nt try anything (broker definitely uses this to their advantage)

I personally think Banhammer would be the type to show you off to other people considering your his favorite family member aside from his mom-

There was one time he switched both of your gears and you couldn't even lift his weapon up

He laughed at you first, but then you laughed at him because he didn't know how to use your gear and he kept dying

Banhammer may be your cousin but he doesn't go easy on you during phights

[horror-beeings-artandwriting]

hhhh hi..hi… can i have a female reader with ban hammer…fluff or angst ur choice spin the wheel..thanks 😁😁😁

OMG YESSS!!! FLUFF I WILL DO FLUFF CUZ I LOVE WRITING FLUFF AND I LOVE BANNY SO MUCHHHH!!!! I'm gonna go with headcanons cuz that's easier. I wrote this on my phone, sorry for formatting Prompt: fluff headcanons Pronouns: Fem reader Character: BANHAMMER(Phighting!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I headcanon ban hammer to be a good cook for only 2 things, classic soul food(southern boy) and bbq. Anything else, no. Nope. Nada. He tried to make you homemade orange chicken once, and he burnt the oil.

He wears a kiss the cook apron, and WILL cry if you don’t kiss him.

“Baby…honey…sweetie…” *sniffles* “why didn’t you kiss me when I wore my fancy apron…”

Banhammer will hug you as tightly as he can and not let go, be prepared to have 200+ pound of southern mamas boy on you.

Cuddles are a must with this man. He needs AT LEAST. 3 WHOLE HOURS of snuggle time with you.(can be at night)

He is very scared of horror movies. So you’d think you’d be able to hug him for comfort. WRONG. He will be nuzzled shaking into your shoulder asking when the scary part is over.

He’s like, super strong so he will. Will. Pick you up.

If you’re plus sized you will be his weights now.

Chubby, skinny, stretch marks, this man will treat you like a queen.

If your cooking that night he’ll lean on you, put his hands on your hips and then kiss your cheek.

He loves every bit of you.

Sorry it’s short! I hope you enjoyed! :3

[gr3milinz]

Big buff man (banhammer) and silly little goober reader

Might fix it a bit later

[phighterss]

NEW FIC OUT !!

CALAMITY:

You, an exiled Blackrocker, work as a hire-to-kill mercenary in hopes to make enough money to survive. One day, an unknown sender commissions you to capture a certain demon. It’s a simple commission, really— kidnap the demon and bring them to your clients. Unfortunately, fate has other plans for you and after so long avoiding your past, problems, and past-associates — you’re thrown right back into the boiling pot.

CHAPTER ONE OUT NOW!!

[rainnietonic]

could you write a banhammer x ftm reader plssssss :3

YES OF CORSE!! I myself am a banhammer enjoyer too >:]

Banhammer x ftm!reader hc

Sorry if you wanted a drabble :(

Banhammer the man that you are… most definitely a cuddlebug- main love language is physical touch, though a close second is quality time.

Hes always so supportive with you- you want to cut your hair? He’ll help you make a appointment or give you advice if you do it yourself.

If you bind- let it be known that he will NOT let you bind for too long, if you start showing signs of discomfort he is making sure you haven’t been binding to long.

If you have gotten top surgery however! He’ll occasionally hold you by your chest and just run his fingers along the scars- muttering sweet nothings and just being affectionate.

He would BODYSLAM anyone who even dared to misgender you, a old friend who you haven’t seen since coming out? If they even so much as MUTTER any shes or hers Banhammer is glaring at them and about to fight.

Of course- unless its someone misgendering you on purpose- you calm down Banhammer reminding him that it was a mistake and to not attack this poor person.

MOVIE DATES- sorry random as hell but- i feel like he would love just sitting down on the couch and watching a movie together with some popcorn and a nest of blankets- sweet little things get him so… yea he giggles and kicks his legs, so what?

Introduced you to windforce- SO FAST. Shes a scary woman i tell you, but she would honestly like anyone who treats her son right- and would die to have someone to tell all the stories she has about Banhammer to.

If you do phights- hes gonna go SO easy on you, even if you can hold your own. Let it be known if theres a phight and you two on are opposed teams, Banhammers team is most likely losing.

Overall- great boyfriend, ten outta ten. (Windforce will ask when shes getting grandbabes- adopted or not she wants a little baby to spoil ROTTEN)

SORRY ITS SO SHORT, i sort of mixed in some ftm reader hc and normal banhammer x reader hc cuz its 12 at nught rn- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!

[milkcookiekin]

jealous phighters! (aka them dealing with creepy people)

subspace - would most likely try to kidnap them and experiment on them, because he’s psychotic.

“maybe you’ll think twice next time before doing that.”

katana - trusts you and is very reasonable, but when they’re not, he just takes you away for a drink. (doesn’t have to be alcoholic)

“shhh, you’re ok now, dearest.”

hyperlaser - would likely make them his next target

“I don’t care if it’s not a part of the job.”

vine staff - emotionally manipulates and “bullies” them into leaving you alone.

“you seriously think you’re worthy of them?”

banhammer - very extra about it, more so than shuriken and boombox are. he’s practically growling angrily at them like he’s about to tear their head off.

“BACK THE FUCK UP, BITCH.”

scythe - very upfront about the fact that she’s your wife, and if they don’t leave you alone, she’ll kill them, it’s as simple as that.

“it’s out of self-defense darlin’, don’t worry about it.”

medkit - is very calm about it, holds your hand to reassure you and let you know you’re safe.

“are they bothering you, my beloved?”

[bloodyinkandquill]

Ban Hammer and cursed prisoner Reader

ok lemme brain storm this for a minute, hmmmmmm, ok i got it! let’s begin this, i’ll probably get this done by at most the end of this class, oh and this is platonic for anyone who didn’t see the request

- It wasn’t your fault, you argued for yourself heavily but the court system wouldn’t have it, you were sentenced to the Banlands, a place where many entered but few ever made it out, the only person to leave easily was the warden himself, someone every demon knew, you would be an idiot to not recognize the almost 7 foot demigod that created the prison you were sent to

- The first time you came face to face with the notorious Ban Hammer was when you first arrived, you were terrified, he smiling giant you were face to face with was looming over you wielding his enormous hammer that gave him his name, you tried one last time to proclaim it wasn’t your fault but he just grumbled that he heard it a thousand times as you were ushered to your cell

- Days continued, though it was hard to tell the time with the environment the Banlands were built in, one day as you mindlessly stared at one of the cells of your wall you heard snarls and growls approaching, snapping out of your daydream you approached the bars of your cell and saw saw what looked like a demon, black and pink with shackles around its wrists, connected to a chain that was being held by the warden

- He attached the chain to some pillar and then stepped back and just watched as the strange demon ran around snarling and gurgling, mustering up enough confidence you asked what he was doing and who the demon was, he looked a bit surprised by your question before answering it

- He explained that Void Star spawned with a cursed gear, she’s non sentient, basically a wild animal, so shes locked up here for the protection of herself and for others, and he just lets her run around and release energy every few days since it makes her more mellow the rest of the time, you sighed out that you were in a similar situation, he quirked an eyebrow in questioning so you explained that your gear was also cursed, not as badly as hers but anyone who wields it it controls them and forces them to hurt someone, when you first spawned the spawn attendant that picked it up was the first to discover the effects when they used it on you, from there you never summoned it terrified of hurting others, but when someone attempted to mug you you in a panic summoned it but before you could do anything it was too late, the curse made you slit the other demons throat, you pleaded you were innocent, you couldn’t control it, but it didn’t matter you were sentenced to the Banlands

- He had a look you couldn’t quite place but it seemed almost sympathetic, he then said he had to return Void Star to her cell and so you bid him farewell, if at dinner than night you noticed your bread was far fresher than usual, you didn’t say anything

- A few days after that you awoke from a nap to an odd thwacking sound, once again going to the bars you saw nearby Ban Hammer playing golf, you didn’t take him as a golf guy but it was entertaining, especially when he’d make sorta cheesy dedications for his mom before putting the ball, at one impressive swing you gave a small cheer and a few claps, he perked up at the praise and turned and looked a bit surprised to see it was you again

- From there you two began talking, you praising his golf skills turning to random chatter, eventually he left again but soon enough maybe a day or two later he came back to just chat with you, the cycle continued of you two just chatting when he had some free time, you wished he would let you free but you understood why he didn’t, after a few weeks he did make you promise not to run before letting you go on a walk with him around the Banlands

- One of the times you were chatting you mentioned you enjoyed music, specifically creating music, he boasted about his skills on the electric guitar before the conversation shifted to something else, however when you woke up the next morning you found that a acoustic guitar had been put in your cell, you smiled at the thoughtfulness and from then on in late hours of the night soft melodies could be heard echoing around the prison

- One day, a few months after you arrived a random guard appeared at your cell, you looked at them inquisitively and they said that your case had been reassessed and you were free to go, you were so happy, you never thought you’d be free again, but it didn’t make sense, the judges didn’t seem like they would have changed their minds, even with how much you pleaded, the guard must have noticed your confused face because they spoke up, saying that you owe a lot to the warden

- You felt a smile appear on your face as you walked with the guard, taking the guitar with you, thanks to Ban Hammer you got your freedom back, if a few nights later he received a letter inviting him to hang out, well, no one needed to know that

this was definitely more story then it was head canons so hopefully the requester likes it! i thought it was a cool idea but im also tired as shit so i’m going to nap now lmao

[sojuzz]

Heyyyyyy

I absolutely adore how you write and was wondering if you can do some Banhammer x reader headcannons??

✩Ban hammer x reader headcanons!

credits to immpular,kecklekoid, havnoideatoname^^.

-let's start off with petnames! usually its: baby, love,dear, mi amor but if hes feeling very cheesy today he calls you cheddarpuffs, buttercup and snookums..if you ask him why he'll just say "its cute on you!".

-hes so cheesy with you please, PDA is such a big thing to him but there comes downsides to this, like crooks following you because your ban hammers significant other, but if you know how to fight then it shouldn't be a problem.

-he peppers your face with kisses at home^^

-if it isn't obvious he loves you dearly, enough to yap about you to his mom.

-"well mom therye different! Therye the sweet-" "yes i get it."

-ban hammers more of a doofus to the people he cares about.

-he is kind of protective of you considering his status, that's why he has trusted friends to keep tabs on you when hes away.

-as much as he loves you, hes worried someone will hurt you when he isn't there, if you can fight, it doesn't soothe his concerns.

-serious grumpy man in public but such a sweetheart when you guys are alone.

-he does yap/blabber about you to his coworkers but never mentions your name.

-hes pretty cocky ig😭..

-Ban hammers hugs are awfully tight and makes you loose your breath everytime but it's his own way how to express he misses you.

-Random headcanon but he just stares at you without his blindfold and when your in bed sleeping, you have your own sleep paralysis demon! /hj

A/N: i love ban hammer hes such a cool character! ^_^

[pomogando]

Banhammer HCs

sfw, non ship, probably not accurate but he's not out yet so you can't disprove me

While Windforce has heightened vision because of her four eyes, banhammer needs all four of his eyes to see normally

Snores so fucking loud

When he's not torturing people he's usually sleeping.

Has a warped sense of justice. Doesn't really care for faction wars and prosecutes everyone the same regardless of faction.

Keeps up a cocky persona in front of others, not that he's a nice guy outside of it but he definitely turns it up if he notices someone's bothered by it

Firebrand got him into golfing

Complete suckup to his mom, if she comes in the room while he's bullying someone he'll quickly put them down and pretend they're both best friends.

Banlands doesn't kill its prisoners, not because they're above it but banhammer feels as if it let's them off too easy

Has a pet rabbit that he lovingly named monster truck

Has the loudest laugh ever. He practiced a maniacal laugh but he's also just that loud in general.

Thinks those badass skeleton images are really cool