#scythe x reader

[acupofinkedblood]

Scythe x reader

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

• Let’s get one thing clear: To get into a serious relationship with this woman, you gotta join her cult. Sorry lads, ain’t the other way around. She will figure a way to convince you somehow without making it hard for the both of you. And as expected, you listen to her! And that is the beginning of your lovely yet thrilling days of officially becoming Scythe’s lover

• She is definitely the dominant one in the relationship, you can’t convince me the otherwise. You think that she is your wife? Well too bad sweetheart, YOU are her wifey and she is the sniper (sometimes). And goddamn does the clear roles in the dynamic make her smirk widens with pride

• This woman’s behavior is so flexible to the point that it makes your jaw drops. One moment she was caressing your cheek and whispering sweet nothing into your ear, then the very next thing after that was her playfully smacked your ass with a shit-eating grin on her face. You lose count how many time it catches you off guard. Yet it has never failed to surprise you literally every single damn time

• Scythe is sly with her tongue and you are aware of it. She knows just the right words to push your button, feigning arrogance while clearly flirting with you shamelessly. She won’t stop until you have reduced to a blushing mess. If you match her flirtatious attitude? SFOTH saves whoever is unfortunate enough to walk into the two of you in that moment because Scythe makes it her life mission to win this flirting competition you have unknowingly set up for her. Just so you know, she is shameless with her words, that’s literally all you need to know to understand how will that go

• Then of course, she treats you with upmost care. Calling you all sort of tooth-rotting nicknames with that thick Southern accent of hers, like ‘darling’, ‘sweet cheeks’, ‘sugarplum’, etc… while gently brushing her hand — not the prosthetic one — against your face to feel the soft skin. She will squeeze it out of nowhere, but she will make it up for you with kisses

• Speaking of kisses, she attacks you with her lips almost at any given chances. You are just looking around? A kiss out of nowhere on your cheek. You are rambling on and on about something? A kiss on the knuckles of your hand. You just simply stay there and just exist? Kiss kiss honey. Scythe won’t be shy out whenever it comes to the love of her life. Seeing you covered in her teal lipstick marks make her laugh affectionately at the sight

• Remember that she can literally deal with Banhammer and escape with grace afterwards? This woman is eerily strong yet she does everything so effortless attractive. There was one time you were there in a far distance when she was fighting like a merciless psycho, and out of nowhere she looked straight to your direction and blew a kiss lovingly at you. How can you not fall in love with her even more?

• She is dead serious when she says she won’t hesitate to bring you back any demon’s horns if that bastard hurts you, or just looks at you the wrong way. Although she is aware you are more than capable of protecting yourself, it’s just her instinct to immediately rush over to protect you whenever she feels like something is wrong

• Physical touch and Scythe are a dangerous combination together. You have the privilege of witnessing that. Don’t be so surprised when she is sitting there smoking after a long day, then the next thing you know is she pulling you down on her laps and keeping you sitting there. Having you so close to her feels right. You sitting there while she yaps about her day in general, or just have you in her embrace and hear your voice - Anything will do because Scythe is completely smitten for you

• She will give you a smoke kiss if you’re into that

• You two drink together for fun. She has this collection of good wines that you are certain that she has stolen, but who cares? A head up though, her alcohol tolerance is high. There is a good chance that you will end up passing out on her if you want to see who will be the sober one standing

• See her sharp fangs? Yeah she bites. In a playful way, don’t worry. Sometimes she just has this random urge to nibble your cheek. It won’t leave a mark, Scythe knows how to control her strength when she is around you, and the same principle applies to her bittey behavior around you

• Scythe isn’t too wealthy or anything. The cult is pretty much runs down and its members prefer living somewhere else to staying inside, like Broker finds a place to shelter at Crossroads. You and Scythe, however, still prefer the headquarter. The place is mostly yours to be comfortable at alongside some other members, since Scythe still has her ‘harvest’ going on. But when she comes back, she has a lot of gifts to shower her love to you. It is the intention that makes your heart melt, if you ignore the fact that most of those are from dead demons she killed then stole from—

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Note: I think I went a bit overboard because of my excitement LMAO

Note 2: Okay I have DEFINITELY gone overboard because this shit is long goddamn-

[howlingmod]

under the mistletoe

summary - every phighter (seperately) x reader, as it sounds

misc - HAPPY HOLIDAYS ..... smiles

sword

"What?"

-doesn't plan it ; i don't think he knows it's a thing. no reasoning i just don't think he would be aware. he's not totally in the dark about all the little romanticisms of the holidays but this one's a little lost on hi.

-he doesn't really get it is all ......... it's cute sure, but he kisses you all the time, what's so special about this?

-he'll still get a little shy though, he's kissing you! in front of people! and you're fine with that! what! he's confident enough in your relationship, but he's still a little awestruck everytime you guys do something so intimate in public

-he likes knowing you're fine with people knowing you're together about as much as he likes to show you how much he loves you.

skate

"C'mon baby! It's the rules!"

-doesn't actively try to set it up too much. he's moreso just nudging you in the right riection every now and then and staring at it for most of the night. it's very obvious to everyone else.

-he just thinks its a staple! the mistletoe kiss is right up there with the new years kiss, it's one of the most romantic gestures out there (in his book)!

-honestly very sweet about it, will probably put his arms around our waist or grab and hold your hands to pull you closer.

-also he just likes showing you off and this is the easiest way of doing that other than all the verbal bragging he's doing that night. whoops.

katana

"..."

-not going to set it up or care much. it's a cute tradition, but nothing super important to him. plus, it's really gonna depend on your surroundings. if you're around other people, he'll keep it in mind for when you're alone (consider it a delayed one). if it's just you two, then he's a lot more likely to oblige.

-it's really up to you. if you seem nervous or uninterested, he's not going to push it at all. he'd much rather go at your pace and make sure you're ready and comfortable than pry for a silly tradition.

-he's a very sentimental kisser, so expect to be there for a few seconds. he likes taking his time so he can put as much of his heart into it as he can.

-while the tradition itself isn't anything to him, the gesture is very important to him. he's got some pretty gnarly scars, so knowing you're still willing to do something so intimate when you can see and feel them makes him happier than he knows how to say.

banhammer

"Funny seeing you here!"

-doesn't plan it really. he thinks about it, he thinks it'd be cute, but he doesn't really push you over there. he might whine about it a little afterwards if he doesn't end up doing it (it's so tropey, he has to man), but that's about it

-he takes it a liiitle seriously. he's all for traditions like this man you don't get it, he just thinks they've got such a charm to them. they're so simple and yet have so much payoff ...

-he's dropping a shitty one-liner sorry. he thinks its fun to flirt with you like you two aren't dating. he's gotta prove to you he's a good boyfriend, alright?

-sweet kisser though. if you're especially shorter thn him, he might lift you up into his arms a bit to make it easier on the both of you. if not, you're still getting pulled right up to him. it's cold outtt .... ::]

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rocket

"Well, you know what they say!"

-nudges you in the right direction. he wants at least one, it's a classic! he's pretty similar to skate in this regard.

-it's a big show of affection in his eyes just because it encompasses so many feelings for him- he gets to show you off, he gets to kiss you, AND he gets to do something stupidly cheesy, what more could he want?

-he's a little messy with it- more so because he's excited. he ends up going in a little too fast and maybe bumping eachother if you're not careful.

-he'll have an arm around your waist for the rest of the night. he's pretty proud of himself.

slingshot

"What? Oh- OH!"

-doesn't plan it at all. in all honesty, it probably happens at the cafe rather than a party. it just got thrown in with all the other holiday decorations, so he hung it up without really thinking about it.

-if it happens during the workday, he's a little iffy on it, he'd like to mantain as much professionalism as he can ... buuut he might still give you a little peck before rushing off to work on the orders. if you're alone, then he's more than happy to linger a little longer.

-the type to hold the side of your face or your shoulder while kissing. he likes the stability of it and just thinks it's cute ...

scythe

"Well well- lookey here."

-she planned this. she's the reason the mistletoe is there. this was not fate this was a grand plot and you don't even know the start of it.

-oh come on- of course scythe of all people would be all over this! it's an easy way to show off your relationship (she's possessive, sue her) and to get a free kiss. there's no way she's gonna pass up an opportunity like this.

-she makes a big show of it, sorry. she loves to get under your skin and fluster you, so she's gonna spend her time getting closer and teasing you about you looking a little embarassed.

-the kiss itself is surprisingly chaste and sweet, she likes showing you off but she's got class, alright?

shuriken

"Well, I'm waaaiting ..."

-plans it. he spends a good part of the night herding you over there at least once but most likely twice. sue him for wanting to kiss his partner...

-he's not super used to the tradition, so it's still got that allure of something new to him. he's got a hyped up view of it, so he's pretty excited and it shows in how he's grinning like an idiot the moment he gets the chance.

-this isn't to say its gonna wear off to him though- it'll get normalized, sure, but he still looks forward to it every time. it's romantic! it's cute! let him live!

-annoyingly sneaky about it too- please don't act too surprised, you're only going to feed his ego

hyperlaser

"Negative."

-it's a hard no in public. no explanation needed he's not doing it. If you really wanna you can kiss his helmet, and honestly ......... he would think it's cute. it's a stupid tradition but you pull it off.

-if you do, he'll return the favor later (once you have less eyes on you) by leaning his head against yours. it's not a huge deal but it's a little way of him sort-of doing it back .. in spirit at least.

-in private ... ehhhh. he's still iffy on it. if you ask really nicely he might lift his helmet up just enough, but that's about it. it's just not super comfortable for him.

-not a pda guy but he'll hold your hand and keep you at his side. it's nothing special toan on looker but to him it's a show of love and care- if he didn't love you, he wouldn't bother holding you so close to him. he values his space and privacy, so know that him including you in it is a way of him showing your importance to him.

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medkit

"Really?"

-doesn't plan it ; he thinks its silly. around people, it's gonna be a no, he's not super into PDA. if it's just the two of you ... you could convince him.

-he still thinks it's stupid, but he's willing to do stupid things if it means you're happy. a very chaste kisser but that doesn't take any of the sentiment out of it, he really does mean every little gesture of affection.

-he's going to hold your hand most likely, it's a little comfort to him- he's prone to squeezing your hand in a nonverbal 'i love you.'

-he'll be thinking about it everytime he sees mistletoe again for the next few days. it's driving him a little crazy he's coming home and staring at your lips a little bit while you guys tell eachother about your day. expect a few more kisses than normal

boombox

"(You wanna?)"

-the truest of neutrals. he thinks it's cute and he doesn't mind pda, but it's not something he sees as super important. he's very confident in your relationship and he's pretty affectionate already, so it's your call really

-it'll probably be just a quick peck, but that's only because he's probably kissed you a few times already and has haf an arm around you the whole night anyway

-really, it's just not necessary. you're already pissing everyone off with how sweet the two of you are you don't need the extra gesture.

subspace

"Ugh- Don't be ridiculous!"

-he's only going to realize if someone else walks him through it. he's not super familiar with all the traditions that go with the season, so a lot of them come off as pretty strange to him.

-if it's around other people, it's not happening, sorry. at most, he'll take you kissing the mask, but even then he might grumble a bit (he likes showing off, being vulnerable and recieving affection is a little different). nothing personal, he's just not taking it off around others.

-if it's just you two though ... then he can be swayed. he'll still think it's stupid and you're being strange but he signed up for that. he'll do it if only to see what all the fuss is about.

-'that's it?' and then he's doing it again the next time you ask. he is not immune.

vine staff

"Oh! Well, only if you'd like to..."

-she will not notice unless someone points it out to her. she's spent a lot of holiday seasons with shuriken and slingshot, so she just forgot this was apart of the holiday honestly. she's a lot more accustomed to the chaos than the sweeter little things (help her).

-while everyone would ask first, she's the most 'whatever' about it. It's a cute thing, don't get her wrong! she just doesn't feel the need to perform, for lack of a better term. she loves you and knows you love her, she doesn't really feel the need to show that off too much.

-if it was a smaller gathering, she'd be a little more into it, but if it's a bigger party she's happy to just talk to you about anything and everything under the mistletoe instead.

-very short and chaste but sweet all the same. she might grab and hold onto one of your hands, she usually won't let go afterwords either. smile

coil

"Aww- Did you plan this?"

-he doesn't set it up at first. the first time, he kinda forgot it was a thing- he's been busy! but once he realizes he's got a free 'kiss s/o' AND 'show s/o off' card, it's over. he's so smooth with it it's annoying. whether he meets you there so you have to stop below it or he casually leads you over while you're both talking, it might as well say gullible on the ceiling.

-like skate, he likes pulling you real close. he's a fan of physical affection, so you bet he's taking the chance to throw his arms around you. even afterwards, he'll keep an arm slung around you.

-he can't go to big parties, so he's usually just around skates gang, but he'll still take the opportunity to brag. he knows you're a catch, he knows you're sweet on him, how could he not be a little smug?

-if you pull a fast one on him and pull HIM under the mistletoe though, you can bet he's impressed. he'll be teasing you about it for a bit, but only because he thinks it's adorable.

[phighterss]

Not the same anon who asked about ur opinion about periods BUT good FUCKING GOD THIS BITCHASS CRAPMS ARE FUCKING KILLING MEEEEE. May I request a short headcanons onhow teal trio deal with a reader who's dying. Ples. For my poor pitiful soul.

DYING???!!???! uhm as you wish 😭😭🙏🙏

scythe is devastated. she tries not to let her sorrow show but she is sure enough in the most pain she’s ever been. if it was somebody who did this to you, she’d waste no time making their death slow and painful— she’ll show them hell, a little piece of what you’re going through. if it’s something like a disease or illness she’d be at your side through it all. she wouldn’t leave you for the world.

medkit is just as miserable as scythe. he tried to maintain a calm composure but his sadness does leak through from time to time. he doesn’t want you to see him in a sorrowful state, similar like scythe. if it’s someone who caused this, he’d see it to it they die— he wants to be the one to kill them— not scythe, not the broker— him. if it was by a disease or illness, when I tell you he is determined to find a way to cure you— I mean determined. he’s a doctor and an ex-scientist— surely he’ll find a way. he won’t let you die like this. not in vain.

the broker may not show it through his whimsical facade but he’s really fucked up in the head. he would contribute to any way he can help you recover. he’s not necessarily good in the medical field and while he does fight well he doesn’t do it often— so he probably wouldn’t be of much use and that kind of eats him up inside a lot. but if it helps, he’ll stick by your side for the he entire time. wants you to feel happy and safe even if you’re dying. it’s the least he can do.

OK I GOT CARRIED AWAY THESE AINT SHORT BUT

[interastical]

just had a silly idea....how would they respond to reader asking "would you still love me if I was a worm"...any phighters really 👉👈

`` WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I

WAS A WORM ? , ,

" ... darlin' ... what? "

SWORD

Considering how socially awkward the guy is, even with you as his partner, he'd still find himself giving you the most confused stare of his life as the question left your mouth.

"What kind of a question is that??"

When your question is left unanswered for a few short moments, you give him a raised brow and cross your arms - a stupid smirk on your face.

He's flustered, the blush on his cheeks beginning to show.

"Of.. of course I would still love you,"

He'd say, after processing your question - and after succumbing to your teasing and playful glances.

MEDKIT

The question doesn't catch the guy off-guard. Medkit knows you, and he knows how often you ask ridiculous questions when things grow silent between the two of you.

When he doesn't answer, yet still feels your gaze locked onto him, he sighs.

"Don't ask such ridiculous questions. You know I love you."

He leans in and gives you a soft kiss on your forehead, letting out a soft, comforting chuckle erupting from your throat.

Your chuckle makes him smile.

VINE STAFF

She hums, thinking over your bizarre question for a small moment. Looking down at the bed of flowers the two of you were just planting, her fingers would brush against the petals of one of the blooming flowers.

"Dear.. the way I wonder how your mind comes up with such silly questions," Vine Staff smiled, slowly and carefully picking the flower off of the bed.

She'd turn to face you, reaching her hand out and placing the beautiful flower onto your head.

"Demon.. worm.. plant.. it wouldn't matter to me." She explained. "You're still my blossom."

SCYTHE

She barks out a laugh that echoes throughout the canyons of Lost Temple - a laugh that you were convinced could be heard for miles.

The desert outlaw wiped a tear from her eye, giving you a playful smirk.

"Darlin'... the things you come up with!"

Scythe strolled towards you, her heels clicking and bringing up small, tiny clouds of desert sand as your posture shifted - instantly becoming flustered up as you felt her reach her robotic, clawed hand under your chin, lifting it up with ease.

"Whatever you are.. it don't matter. You're mine, love. Ain't nothin' gonna change that."

Scythe chuckled at your frozen state, taking the chance to steal a kiss - planting it right on your cheek.

COIL

The two of you were in the midst of a brawl between a bunch of Biografts sent by Subspace to track the two of you down. During the playful banter that you and Coil shared as you both took down the robots with ease, the question came up.

Coil shattered the face of one of the Biografts', before pausing and turning towards you, holding back his laughter.

"Did you just ask if I would love you even if you were a worm?"

You laughed - taking down one of the Biografts attempting to charge towards you, turning your head towards Coil and giving him a wink, sticking your tongue out.

Your intoxicating laughter made the hellhound erupt in laughter as the two of you moved side-by-side to fight together against the incoming group of Biografts.

" Lil' ol' you, a worm? Pshh.. wouldn't stop ya from being cute," Coil grinned sheepishly, sending his own wink your way before rushing ahead towards the small swarm of robots, leaving you stunned for a moment - processing his reply.

With a blush rising to your face, you shook your head, letting out a sheepish chuckle at his goofy behavior, before running after him to lend a hand.

[katz-ke]

Scythe with us

Love your art and take your time! ^^

Dude, she is such a yapper ugh

Thanks for the request and to those people who also requested for scythe! I must also make clear that this is only a comfort account so some of your asks I might ignore, thanks in advance! >:]

[miko0528]

How I feel when I finally find some phighting x reader smut and it's a subspace x reader or scythe x reader:

[bloodyinkandquill]

phighting x reader christmas special

sup im in Honduras right now, so ill work on this intermittently, it’ll be… something i need to decide im thinking what each phighter’s christmas activities are and what they get you, yeah that’ll work, it’ll be in menu order btw

Sword:

He spends Christmas with his dad, and you’re invited! Venomshank has been alive a while but having a son to celebrate a holiday with is a new exciting experience to him, they have a lot of traditions surrounding it. Including having dinner together the night before, then Venomshank has to put out the presents at EXACTLY 11:59 because at EXACTLY midnight Sword come barreling towards the tree, it’s funny to witness, and definitely stems from when Sword was a kid. During the day itself after presents him and his dad cook an amazing breakfast together, they would probably ask what you want because they both cook each other their favorites and want to include you since you’re part of the family now.

I think Sword would definitely go with something super personalized, something that reminded him of you in some way. Or alternatively he’d also get you something rather cheesy and overly couple-y like matching sweaters that say something super over the top. He’s very sweet and loving about it and views Christmas as a family thing and you’re part of his family now!

Skateboard:

I imagine in Playground Christmas is more of a friends thing then family thing, so Skateboard hosts a big party with his friends and you! There is a lot of food and more drinks, it’s not like a crazy high energy party buts it’s also not a dinner party, he does his best to stay by your side since you’re his lover but he keeps getting distracted and running off to a friend calling him over or doing something crazy. But he reminds you how much he loves you and that he’s glad to be spending Christmas with you!

For gifts I think he’d get you something silly and fun, that makes you laugh and groan lightheartedly. I also think he’d get you your own skateboard or even maybe roller skates/blades so you can go skating around with him, he’s bashful about it saying it was just something random and you don’t have to or whatever- then one of his friends would put a mistletoe above you both with an eye roll and he’d blush but it’s a sweet and tender kiss.

Biograft:

Bro has the dictionary definition of Christmas and that’s it, so you have to teach him a lot about it. It starts to understand, not fully but he’s getting there. Its favorite part is all the lights, he thinks they’re really pretty. Since it doesn’t exactly have its own Christmas traditions he just participates in whatever you do. It might be tad awkward if it’s his first time meeting people who don’t understand it’s sentient so you might have to explain it a couple times. He mostly sits in the corner observing, or following you around like a fucking since it doesn’t understand just yet but you do so it’s the logical conclusion.

He gets you a gift late, it doesn’t realize he was supposed to get you something but then when it does he figures the logical conclusion would be to get it after Christmas because it would be cheaper anyways. I think he’d get you some sort of technology, maybe a new computer or handheld gaming console that it specifically modified to be linked to him so it can chat with you on it even if he isn’t nearby, and would make sure it’s your favorite colors.

Katana:

He’s sort of, withdrawn from Christmas, if it was his choice he’d stay home and treat it as any other day but with cafe trio and you, his plans have been foiled. Cafe trio invite you both to their apartment to spend Christmas with them. If you’re tempted to say no just remember Slingshot owns a bakery and baked so many different Christmas pastries for the event. You and Katana stay together the whole time but it’s still nice, the food is delicious and it smells AMAZING in that apartment. Katana doesn’t have great memories of Christmas due to his past but he’s willing to make new ones with you.

I think he’d get you a really nice (rather expensive) china set. And his favorite rare teas to go with it. When I say really nice set, I mean REALLY nice, probably one of a kind. He insists you do not need to get him anything but won’t fight if you want to get him something, he thanks you really sweetly and after you leave cafe trios place gives you a super sweet kiss where he can comfortably lift up his mask.

Ban Hammer:

Similar to Sword he spends Christmas with his momma, and again you are invited to join them! Their Christmas is a lot more chaotic, full of rough housing and the servants very nervously cooking a LOT of food. They eat a lot on Christmas and play fight even more, but there’s a lot of laughter and love in the house so all is well. Even if Windforce isn’t as affectionate towards you she snickers and pushes you against her son, maybe a little too hard but he catches you and his eyes are shining as he looks at you. (Pet peeve of mine he ONLY wears his blindfold during phights to challenge himself, STOP GIVING IT HIM WHEN HE ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING IT.)

As a gift he gets you front row tickets to your favorite band, and takes you out to a REALLY nice dinner, I’m talking probably a three month wait list. He also jokes that his gift is ‘his presence’ you jokingly smack some sense into him as he chuckles. Whatever you get him if it’s something he can he displays on his desk in his office, if not he gets a really good photo of you two and put that on his desk instead. It’s really sweet and probably lit up with candles behind you under the stars.

Rocket:

Again he goes to his dad’s house for Christmas, however he doesn’t spend Christmas eve night there, you and him just head over there in the morning. Zuka isn’t a great cook, Rocket’s even worse, so you settle for some basic pancakes with maybe chocolate chips if you’re feeling fancy. Then they do gifts after breakfast, they never make a big deal about it, Zuka grew up a soldier so not much time for festivities and Rocket was a street kid, so also not much time for festivities. So they don’t do too much, just enough that it feels like a special nice day but it’s not over the top. They think of it as just a nice day to relax and spend together and with you now, Zuka approves of you since you make Rocket happy so he gets you a little something, probably just some bux honestly.

Rocket gets you a big ass plushie, I imagine he has a lot of his own so he gets you one he thinks you’ll like, of some animal you like but huge, perfectly shaped for cuddling. He’d also get you a custom candle, colored and scented to your favorites with some stupid name that’s some sort of inside joke between you two. He also gives you a handmade coupon for a kiss, it’s so cheesy and honestly embarrassing that it’s cute, he’s a dork but he’s your dork.

Slingshot:

As mentioned him and the siblings host a small get together at their apartment, you and Katana are invited, he doesn’t go so it’s just you four. He asks you to come over the day before to help, or at least offer emotional support, as he bakes a lot of stuff for the next day. Gingerbread and other holiday treats galore. He asks what your favorite cookies are, if he doesn’t already know, and bakes a batch of those as well. If you don’t have any baking skills you just sit on a part of unused counter and maybe occasionally stir something for him. If you can bake you divvy up the work 50/50 and get to it, it’s a mess of pass the flour and where’s the butter but it’s fun and sweet. You and him make sure Vinestaff and Shuriken don’t enter the kitchen to mess the pastries up or to steal batter or cooling cookies. The next day you two are beat and just enjoy sitting together on the couch eating your hard work and watching Shuriken and Vinestaff bicker as usual.

For a gift Slingshot makes you ready to bake dough in a tupperware of your favorite cookies so you can make them at home super easily whenever you want them. He also gets you some cat themed trinkets, he really likes cats, freaking cat boy. (/silly) Shuriken and Vinestaff also get you something but it’s smaller and just a peace offering since you’re dating their boss, even if they have more of a sibling relationship with him anyways.

Hyperlaser:

He doesn’t really do Christmas, it’s not that celebrated in Blackrock and his job keeps him really busy, but he still tries and makes a time for you, if not on, around Christmas to have a night together. You just enjoy a simple home cooked meal at him place, making it together as Princess walks around your feet meowing for a piece of food. Get that you sit down together on his couch, snuggle up with a blanket and watch some movie, probably some action movie most Christmas movies are far too cheesy for Hyperlaser’s tastes. After you eat you exchange presents and split a small little cheesecake he bought. It’s nothing big but it’s so distinctly him that it makes you happy anyways.

As for the aforementioned present he doesn’t do anything much, just something small but meaningful, some sort of personalized trinket of sorts. Like if you go drinking with him and Katana he gets you a small bottle of your favorite drink and maybe a small but nice cup. Again nothing big since he is rather indifferent when it comes to Christmas.

Shuriken:

Once again, the cafe trio Christmas party. This time you’re helping him cause chaos, trying to steal pastries when Slingshot isn’t looking or doing little gag pranks to Vinestaff. Can’t forget pranking each other! You arrive a little after noon once the siblings have finished with their cheesy family time, all the baked goods have been prepared already so Vinestaff is in the kitchen working on the actual dinner so it’s just you and Shuriken at first doing random stuff since Slingshot is tired and Vinestaff is busy. Though between the chaos you have some sweet moments, Shuriken can be gentle and loving when he tries to, and he tries on Christmas.

I think gift wise he’d give you an unlimited free pass to Thieves rest, Slingshot objects but it’s more for show, he knows you won’t abuse it and you make his sudo-brother happy so oh well. He also gets you a shirt that says like a cringiest cheesiest thing, like something a middle aged mom would wear or one of those fake funny ones like ‘Christian dads against cool math games’ or whatever. You laugh and bomp him on the head since it’s so stupid but sweet still.

Scythe:

The church makes something special about Christmas, it’s a big ass event that seeing as Scythe is a very high ranking person in the church she busted her ass of planning and bossing people around for it. So once Christmas finally comes around she glad to finally have more time with you since she spent so long away from you working late hours preparing for it. After she says her greetings to whoever she needs to she immediately pulls you away to the side to make out with you, specially a special spot she planned out and put a mistletoe at as an excuse, and maybe to push some underlings under it for some entertainment. She also drinks quite a bit but she’s a heavyweight so at most she gets a bit tipsy, she’s just glad to have some time to take the edge off and wind down more.

Gifting she gets you some bigger more expensive gifts, most were probably stolen or taken from her assignments. She gets you a really fancy bottle of wine, expensive jewelry, all that kind of stuff, as well as a promise to spend at least a week straight with you after New years since right after this party she has to plan the new year’s party too, oh well at least you know soon enough she’ll spend time with you and probably spoil you as an apology for how long she was busy and away from you.

Medkit:

As mentioned the church treats Christmas as a big event, which he’s not as busy as Scythe but he still has to contribute to the planning and whatever, especially if anyone gets hurt. He views it more as a chore if anything, it was never that big of a thing in Blackrock and now he has to pretend to want to be at some dumb big party. Assuming you are not also in the church he returns home rather late at night and flops down on your bed with a groan. You exchange presents in the morning and go out for a simple easy brunch together. He’s not big on celebrating it but if you want to do something he won’t complain.

He doesn’t get you anything big, probably something pertaining to a hobby you might have, it’s just a smaller thing but it’s still sweet, he thinks gifts are pointless since they can be given anytime why put so much emphasis of these ones? But he will thank you for whatever you get him.

Boombox:

As mentioned I imagine in Playground Christmas is more a friends get together holiday, so you attend Skateboard’s party he hosts. You two stick together but as the night goes on Boombox gets rowdier and louder, but you’re used to the louder and calmer sides of him. Before the party he doesn’t do anything special you just meet up in the evening and go to Skateboard’s place together, unless you want to do something but he’d prefer to do it the day after since he prefers to only do stuff half the day, or so. But he won’t fight if you want to do something together that morning.

He makes you a specialized mixtape of all your favorite songs and songs that remind him of you, and to go with it a small portable music player to listen to it, sure could it have been easier to do like a spotify playlist on your phone? Yeah, but where’s the fun in that! He also gets you your favorite candies and chocolates to go with it.

Subspace:

As I’ve said like 20 times Christmas isn’t that big of a thing in Blackrock, it’s not contributing anything so why waste time celebrating? So being the head engineer for the Blackrock government means he doesn’t really do much about Christmas. However he does invite you to his lab, something he rarely does, and shows you something he made you, after that you leave and wait for him to return home, you have some hot cocoa and go to bed.

The something he made you was a personalized small Biograft, about the size of a Chigraft, specially engineered and designed to assist you with everyday life and have a programmed personality he thought you’d like, it’s also painted to be your favorite color instead of orange, unless orange is your favorite color. He lets you name it and tells you all the intricate details of how he customized it, even if you don’t understand any of the words he’s saying.

Vinestaff:

Once again, you go to the Christmas get together at her, Shuriken and Slingshot are hosting, it’s just you four since Katana declined. When you first arrive you help her ‘give gifts’ to all her plants, which entails giving them specialized fertilizer and watching as she fawns over all of them. Then you help her in cooking dinner, it’s nothing too fancy just some traditional Thieves Den dishes and maybe one or two bonus holiday additions. She’s not amazing at cooking but she’s at least better than her brother, who’s trying to prank you two as you cook unfortunately. After dinner though you all relax and exchange gifts it’s a sweet moment the air filled with laughter as she snuggles up against you.

She gets you a starter kit to grow your favorite flowers, a special bag of soil, a cute pot, and the seeds obviously. You may have to wait until it’s the proper growing weather for the flowers but it’s still a super sweet and thoughtful gift. She also gets you a spa set, amazing creams and lotions, all in your favorite scent, not to mention a nice neck pillow specifically for a bath.

Coil:

Again, Christmas in Playground is a friend’s holiday, so you go to Skateboard’s apartment for the party he hosts that both you and Coil were invited to. You arrive some of the first and watch as Coil jokes around with Skateboard as he sets out the last of the snacks and drinks, poking fun at him in a friendly way. The party doesn’t have a ton of people but still it’s not a small thing either, so you have people to chat with whenever Coil runs off to joke around or grab snacks. You probably crash at Skateboard’s place for the night since they’re best friends and have that permission, you wake up the next morning with a headache and glitter on your face you don’t know where it came from. But it was still a fun night with your lover.

I think he’d get you, oh man Coil is tough, stuff he stole from Blackrock nobles, like maybe jewelry, items from traveling, or even a fancy ass bottle of alcohol. Or maybe a gag gift, something funny and jokey that leads you to start play fighting, I’m honestly not so sure about him my apologies.

alright and that’s a wrap! that was fun to write, i’m currently at dinner i’m not at home i’m on a cruise waiting on my steak, today we hit honduras tomorrow we hit belize! it’s been fun and i got some art i needed to get done for my best friend done, we did an art exchange for christmas on top of the pins of empires season one characters, we’re matching roseblings! i’ll hopefully have the venomshank request done and posted soon, im hoping tomorrow at the latest, have a merry christmas everyone and would you guys like me to do the same thing but for any other characters? if so send a comment with the character but if you want to be anon send it on my personal account @inkcoveredmoon !!

unfortunately i do not know much about chanukah so i will not be doing a special for it, im not christian but we celebrate the christian holidays in my household

[milkcookiekin]

jealous phighters! (aka them dealing with creepy people)

subspace - would most likely try to kidnap them and experiment on them, because he’s psychotic.

“maybe you’ll think twice next time before doing that.”

katana - trusts you and is very reasonable, but when they’re not, he just takes you away for a drink. (doesn’t have to be alcoholic)

“shhh, you’re ok now, dearest.”

hyperlaser - would likely make them his next target

“I don’t care if it’s not a part of the job.”

vine staff - emotionally manipulates and “bullies” them into leaving you alone.

“you seriously think you’re worthy of them?”

banhammer - very extra about it, more so than shuriken and boombox are. he’s practically growling angrily at them like he’s about to tear their head off.

“BACK THE FUCK UP, BITCH.”

scythe - very upfront about the fact that she’s your wife, and if they don’t leave you alone, she’ll kill them, it’s as simple as that.

“it’s out of self-defense darlin’, don’t worry about it.”

medkit - is very calm about it, holds your hand to reassure you and let you know you’re safe.

“are they bothering you, my beloved?”

[vvallent1ne]

bitches be like “i love my man” and the man is fictional, extremely mentally ill, has weird hair, and probably has adopted some strays along the way

it’s me. i’m bitches.

- AIZAWA, gojo satoru, VICTOR VALE!!, kaz brekker, slenderman (hear me out), scythe faraday, IDEN!!!!!! (see explanation below)

so anyways here’s my nonchalant (non-dread having sadly) king 😊

btw did i mention i created him in my head VSJAUDGDW

[vinestaffery]

Scythe X cop or detective reader where Scythe kidnaps reader to join her cult or somthing

of course!! im a bit tired atm and my schedule bursted up again, so the other people that have requested, i will be taking a bit of a while to post them fully, but i promise i am working on them!! sadly this is gonna have to be a drabble, im so sorry </3

Characters: Scythe, GN! Reader Prompt: One-sided Romance I think???, Small Drabble Warnings: Usage of (pet) names; Mentions of murder; Slightly descriptive but vague of how Scythe killed civilians; Religious themes; Kidnapping; Drugging; Scythe being a literal serial killer; Indoctrination(?)

Days were never suppose to be this harsh. You were always looking for new angles for the strange disappearances of many civilians in Lost Temple, yet it seemed like every new case was to mock your work.

Someone was watching you, for all you know.

Days were becoming longer, more dissociative then regular. Someone was watching you, you could feel it. It was like being played with like prey, if anything, a piece of meat in the claws of a carnivore.

But, it didn't let you shoot you down off your pedestals. You still, somehow, no matter what found a way to link to your suspects. White, gold and teal clothing, and the way the victims were left.

Cut, bloodied and garnished. Ripped apart in one slick-move, a slice. Head, shaven off of it's horns before being squashed like a tomato with a heel.

You were connecting up the dots to your very last suspect; Scythe.

You met her a few times, once at a bar, another when you had nearly gotten into some beef with some stragglers late at night. She was somewhat always there to support you, but would be never seen again. You took note of this.

When the investigation was left up to you, the police huddling outside for their break; the sun blared down below the alleyway. The shadows were your spectators, witnesses to a brutal massacre of several.

It was her. It was her, how she always disappeared, how everything seemed to become more of a blur. She was always there.

All she had to do, was find her, or catch her in the act.

"I'll get you, one way or another," you whispered to yourself.

"Well, you've bet to get on wit' it, don'tcha?"

A voice seemed to silence all thoughts. You didn't turn to face the new opponent.

You readied your hand-gun that was strapped to your left thigh, hand hovered cautiously over it.

"You and ya littl' ol' brain, finally come to make senses haven't cha? Fufufu..." Scythe laughed, a claw raised and a large weapon rested on her shoulder.

Your heart was thumping, you had no clue what had happened to the people that were here before; blood leaked across the floorboards.

"You must watch yourself, Snake, or else," you threatened, vile in your throat and hatred in your words.

"Or else what, my fine sheep, you goin' to do something?" Her name-calling was getting on your nerves. "The sheep, the one who follows, threatenin' big ol' me? Why, what a show."

"You best watch your tone, or else I'll get those men to take you away-" "And do what? Shoot me with this?" She plucked a gun from her pocket, you could hear it fall and chatter on the cold, hard ground. It rung in your ears.

"Say, maybe if you are ta hear me out, I'll leave ya' be!" Scythe snarled in a smirk, eyeing at you as you gave a small turn. Your hand still readied by your waist.

"And what must that be?" You questioned.

It took her seconds before she was up close, hand over your prepared one as she pulled you into a hold. Your hands, crunched in her soft leather glove while the other one, outstretched and squished by her metal.

"Scream, and everyone in this town's blood will be on your hands, rabbit," You were petrified but held in your sounds, clogged in your throat. You could just throw up.

She took notice, and started dragging you away. In a sorts of type of kidnapping, it was uncomfortable. She caressed your cheek, holding you close as she kept viable eye on you.

Everything started to become fuzzy, did she slip a drug into you by chance? No, she couldn't have. That's not her sense of style. But, everything and everywhere became unrecognizable.

"That's it, we're nearly there, my sweet," Scythe was astonished at how you were still able to walk, to even keep yourself up with her as you seemed to become tired and unable to respond.

Her scorpion tail came back close to her once more.

"Fucking- scorpion.." You pointed out, the tip of her stinger dripped a certain chemical before you fell into the warm-heated sand.

Light's blared into your face as you suddenly awoke. Your back was in pain, brain spinning and pleading to be free from it's coffin.

"Fuck-.. where?"

"Ah-ah ah! Don't want the doctors hard-work to be demolished shall we?" Scythe's voice rung through the room. It echoed in your ears.

"Where am I!" You screamed, but it seemed no use as she walked over. Her heels clicked to the solid, clear marble ground.

A hand reached over, two clawed fingers pinched at your chin and made her look up. God, she was tall, and quite beautiful, for a serial killer. "Wouldn't wanna wake up the others now, do we?" Her scorpion tail threatened as it reached in view.

Eyes widened, and a simple nod in command. She let go in a rough manner.

"Now, you best listen to me, or else you'll end up the same way those people ended up," Your ears wanted to close, but you made eye-contact with her.

She took it as an agreement.

"You've rose quite an interest in me, my sweet. I wouldn't think such people like ya' would be so heavily fascinated in my work of art," Work of art? What is she talking about? Those were never work of art. Those were polished crime-scenes of horror. Onslaughts.

"Now, I wouldn't want my favourite detective, my favourite sheep to be close to finding out about me now do I?" You shook your head.

"Good. Now, if you want to live and make it out of this room alive, you best follow my words," Alive?! "What do you mean 'make it out alive'? I have no deeds to share with you!" You spat.

"Oh, but you mustn't think of it that way. Think of it as a way of... saving you and mine's life. You see, I work for someone quite special deity," Special? Who could be anymore special then the SfOTH? The respected deities, gods if you will?

"There's no one as special as the SfOTH, those deities would crush someone as despicable as your boss."

That struck a nerve.

"You best keep that mouth shut, or else I will do more damage then what my boss would do to you and everyone in this god-for-saken town," Her weapon in hand, you squeaked. You stayed quiet once more.

"... Now, where was I? Ah, yes. I want you to join me, in order to protect you from the harms that might come your way for your... case," "Work with you?" "Yes."

You could nearly laugh! But you couldn't, you'd die.

"...Any benefits?"

"Oh, darling. Benefits were already arranged the first time we met," You snarled. Of course, she was planning this all along at the very start.

"Now, do we have a deal?"

Silence.

A long, period of silence.

"Well?"

You couldn't stop thinking about your family. Your friends, people you considered close.

"You best answer me, clock is ticking."

Your father, mother, what about your pets? What about, what about, what about?!

A slam of the chair, and a rising heat of pain strucking your face as you cried out.

"I've given you one chance at this, now you best answer me! Yes, or nay?" Scythe knelt down to face at you.

"One."

No Answer.

"Two."

No answer.

"THREE-"

"I ACCEPT! I will join your stupid- fucking team!"

...

"Good."

[exnoiafork]

scythe x vampire reader :3

TW: mentions of bl00d and mvrd3r

- when you first met scythe , obviously , you thought she was creepy for killing people . That’s when you remembered you are literally a vampire and need blood to survive. She seemed somewhat nice to you, or at least neutral .

- Somehow, probably by eavesdropping , scythe found out you were a vampire. You didn’t want to kill people, it made you feel bad, even like a monster sometimes. Even if you needed it to survive, you still feel guilty. That’s why you stopped for a while after all. But, you caught scythe’s eye. She wanted you to to survive, and being a serial killer, you can see how this goes

- Every day, scythe would leave a pouch of blood at your doorstep. You found it weird but.. you appreciated her efforts. Actually , you were actually flustered by it. You’re a vampire, a person that kills people to survive, of course someone’s gonna be uncomfortable with you. But scythe was totally different. Maybe she just appreciated you for who you are.

-. Then, you started to get closer to her. You both started talking, and she even gave you a bracelet as a sign of friendship. In the past you didn’t fit in at all, maybe this was the environment you were hoping to be in. Yes, you used questionable methods, but for some reason you start to feel less guilty. Less guilty only because you’re not the one killing innocent people.

- Hell, even the broker thinks you’re nice and medkit thinks you’re “not annoying”. Just him saying you’re not annoying is a good sign. You got to know the two decently well, buying brokercoins and getting the doc coffee sometimes.

kinda short but this is my first one sooo I guess that’s an excuse

[acupofinkedblood]

Scythe and child reader

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

• The fact that the Cult of True Eye is filled with eccentric in the most questionable way imaginable is not something that one needs to remind any of you folks at this point. Everyone knows they are a different breed of delusional mixed with murderous tendencies aside for a few somewhat ‘neutralized’ members. Of course, with that being said, how can we forget the most infamous of them all? Scythe has a dark reputation to uphold under the name of her belief, a pure headache for every Banland’s police officers that has to be unfortunate enough to be in charge of her case. Now think of this: With all that being said about Scythe being such a peril, would anyone trust her with a kid? The answer is obviously no, right? But the day every other cultists see Scythe with you in her hand, their jaws will never recover the same way ever again

• Unexpectedly — maybe a bit unfortunately or ironically if you know what I mean — enough, in a random day full of unspoken events that only you know, Scythe has stepped up and took you under her wing. What was the cause of her actions? Well, only you can find out what is it. Mostly everyone in the cult has wondered the same thing since the day she announced that you will be under her care. They don’t know if she meant as a parental figure or a mentor, but maybe both? You can’t really assume things about Scythe without theorizing it out of context to make it multidimensional. So she might have ulterior motives, or she might not. All she does is for the cult’s sake, so that should explain a bit of her reasoning at some point. Don’t worry about your head, it will be safe, she isn’t a monster after all...As long as you don’t cross her the wrong way. But either way, you have found someone to look up to!

• First thing first, you will have to be in the family first before she can take care of you. That means you will have to join the Cult of True Eye, and it’s not debatable. Scythe will tell you all about the cult with her vision — highlight this part because she will tell you things as she sees it, not how it is actually supposed to be in real life’s circumstances — as she will convince you at some point. The cult will provide you anything you need or want, give you the boost that you are currently lacking to move forward without hesitation. And of course, they are a family! And family always have each other’s back. She will list out everything that you have been wanting for so long, and give you the solution by telling you to join her. Don’t underestimate Scythe when she is fixated on making a point. Before you even realize, your eye is already gone as you receive your new uniform. Not an easy price, but compared to what you will have in the future? It’s not a bad bargain

• But forget about how ominous that sounds, let’s skip to the part where one tells you what type of guardian Scythe will be like! Honestly, Scythe is the type of parental figure who will give the impression of someone similar to a trusted older sibling rather than an actual parent. She isn’t what the traditional definition of a good mother would call, but she gives off that specific vibe of the responsible yet chaotic vibe of an older sister that will be your best friend sometimes. Sure, she still has her moment of seriousness when it comes to business or matters that require her to drop the facade, but for the majority of the time she will make you feel at home with how laidback she is without any obvious pressure. Thinking of a mother who you can do all the crazy thing together and laugh about it at the end of the day, then you will see my point when applying that to Scythe. A fun mother, like that

• Scythe is protective of you to a certain degree, and that is what drives her to be firm with you. Of course, you can always come to her with your problem or you want her company for a good time, she is all for that. But that doesn’t mean she will be irresponsible with keeping you on your toes. Scythe wants to ensure your safety as you are on her watch constantly. That means she will have some rules that she expects you to follow without any questions being asked. Half of the list will be related to the cult as well as raising awareness about how you shouldn’t trust any outsiders with your back. When you put it under Scythe’s perspective, most of them are actually pretty understandable since letting strangers outside of the family get to you and influence you with their mindset is the last thing she wants, especially after what happened years ago with someone that became the black sheep of a traitor to the family. And yes, she has specific rule that is involved in her business personally. Don’t ask, just follow. She’s already leisure with you enough, so it’s not that much to ask, right?

• She tends to try and balance herself when it comes to you. Basically she is not too soft, but not too rough with you either. She is not the uptight type of parent who will suffocate you too much like a jailed bird in a glided cage with rules and mannerisms. But get this, she is definitely not the type of guardian that will let the bird in said cage fly free without a monitor strapped in its feet. Scythe allows you to have your freedom as long as it’s fitting with the family’s standards. They are all crazy folks anyway, so you are free. Just don’t go against their teachings. If anything, Scythe tries to make it comfortable enough for you so that she won’t have to respond by drastic measures if you’re misbehaving out of control. Raising someone when you’re putting your belief as the top priority is definitely not an easy thing to balance, and even though Scythe knows what she does is essential for both you and the cult, she definitely needs you to let her know how has her progress gone. Just don’t bring the cult into it, it can end in a different way. She is still that easygoing mother that will pull your leg but then helping you up in her arms, so don’t worry about it too much

• Scythe will try her best to make sure that she includes you into her schedule to spend time with you enough that she has an influence over your life, not just be there for a moment then disappears into thin air to get the milk. After all, she has made a promise to always be there for you during the first time she met you. Scythe knows how to keep her promise. And hey, she is genuinely fond of you, so why shouldn’t she spend time with her kiddo? Work when it comes to harvesting again is what she has to do as long as she is still serving the church, but outside of that, she is willing to have some fun with you because she can. Who is going to stop her? They don’t have any reason to do that, and she dares them to ever try that

• Will she spoil you? Absolutely. Aside from taking horns, Scythe usually takes things from her victim’s belongings and brings them back as a collection of trophies, that means she has quite the treasures after each harvest. Of course, feel free to select your pick as you wish. Most of them are jewelry or interesting items that caught her eye. But if you have ever shown signs of an interest in a specific type of items like watches, statuettes or even just some invaluable trinkets, you best believe that Scythe will come home one day randomly with that to surprise you. She does wipe off the blood stains it, so don’t worry too much. But just wash it again in water though, just to get rid of the iron scent it leaves. But either way, a win is still a win, and finders keepers

• She will teach you all about being a good cult member while still keeping that special part of who you are, as long as it doesn’t go against the rest of the teachings. It would be a real shame to look into if you become the outcast of the freaks, no? Everyone that they have recruited here is a special kind of — people call them crazy, Scythe call them unique — like that. That includes you. As long as you have your good manners in pocket and keep everything settled, you’re already half way there in learning how to blend in! The teachings aren’t too complicated to grasp, Scythe is more than happy to guide you through the whole thing so that you and her can see things the same way! Like mother like child, right? If we don’t dwell too much about the details of the actual things that happen within the church, then one will say that you will be fine, probably

• Still worried about not being able to fit in and get in troubles with those who see you as a thorn in their eyes? Rest assured, Scythe is here to the rescue! Believe me when I say this woman’s presence alone will make everyone suck up with air stuck in the middle of their throat even when a moment ago they’re still so full of themselves. Scythe doesn’t tolerate any kind of discrimination within the family out of spite, especially when you are the target of it. Everyone knows better than to cross Scythe and her limits, and she will make it clear to everyone that you are one of the things on the list that holds her back from massacre every dumbasses in the room. Scythe has authority, so if she can use it to pipe down the whole bullying that is happening to you, she will do it. After all she just maintains harmony, no biased opinion because you’re her kid, right?

• But still, she won’t be there for you all the time. Scythe has work to carry out after all. Even with her influence that makes people recognize the potential danger which will happen if she finds out they have been mistreated you, Scythe wants you to be able to defend yourself. Like c’mon, you are under her care and all, what will people think if they figure out that you have to be dependent on her all the time to protect you because you can’t even lift a finger to get your head out of troubles? That marks the beginning of your training with Scythe. It’s a honor really, since Scythe doesn’t take that much interest in someone to even have the patience of being a mentor in the long term. She will teach you how to break bones, mark my words. Most of the time Scythe will encourage you to keep your strength into good use since you have better thing to do rather than paying attention to those who aren’t worth it, but if someone offends you? Oh she will encourage you to become their new nightmare. Even Scythe has a short temper, she will be an absolute hypocrite if she tells you to just ignore them. As long as you win what you have started, she will be so proud of you

• To be frank though, Scythe does have expectations for you. That’s why she takes off her time to train you to be stronger. After all, if she has taken care of you personally, might as well helping you become strong enough so you can tag with her in the future, right? Just imagine one day you will be right there by her side, be within the thrill of the chase and live as her legacy. How cool would that sound? One Scythe is already enough to make Banhammer hits his fist against the wall, and with your appearance, he might as well chant prayers to hope that an invisible force will drag the two of you down on his behalf. However, training you to be on her level is a long way. She did promise that once you can beat her, she will put you up on a mission to celebrate your accomplishments. But that’s when you are able to be stronger enough under her gaze. Others she can take it easy because that’s what the elders say, but you? She is serious with you because this will affect your safety in general as well. So unless you’re strong enough, you are going to stay. No but, she won’t risk you holding her back because you can be easily targeted. This isn’t about her, this is about you and your wellbeing

• On the top of that, no matter what gear you are currently wielding, Scythe will take her time to bring you back a custom ranged gear as a gift. Yeah that’s just the fancy way of saying she gifted you a gun. Yeah, a gun. No matter if you’re a teenager or a young adult or something, she will still gift you a gun in a special occasion after she deemed you to be ready to carry it. Think of it as her way to give you the head up of the ‘it is okay to be a little shit to life’ with that shit-eating grin of hers. The gun will be a custom artificial gear that had the cult’s aesthetic marks within it, and your initial! If you don’t know how to use it, then she is right where you know where to find her. Scythe has a good vision that always aims for the bullseye of the walking target she is after when the chase is over, so you don’t have to worry about her eyesight being unstable to aim for something. Think of it as some quality time together when she teaches you to hunt with your new gift!

• Although one won’t deem her as the prefect parent due to the extreme belief she has carried for so long. But if we put that aside and just look at her actual effort of taking care of you this entire time, that does seem like she genuinely cares for you - and she does! Scythe cares for you more than she can allow herself to ever show it. She is worried about you because she knows that if you’re still weak, you can be a target to her enemies against her. And if she isn’t there to protect you, then Scythe will never be able to forgive herself. If one day you suddenly disappear and she knows that your life is being seriously threatened because of her, she will break. Scythe tries to carry her image so that you don’t have to worry about her and to make the outsiders believe that she doesn’t care about you. But when you are at home, you know how she is exactly

• To prepare you for what the cult does in the future is what she plans on doing slowly so that it won’t scare you off right immediately. Scythe has made that mental note that not everyone is as acceptance as her, and not everyone has gone through what she been through in the past to just accept the cruel way of surviving through violence. She knows it well, and she also knows that if she really wants you to think like her, she has to do it gradually step to step. Scythe will have to figure out a way for you to trust her words completely without you doubting the morality of your actions. She won’t call it ‘brainwashing’, more like ‘showing you the real nature of this world’. And with all due respect, she is good at it. She has planned to make you her legacy when the time comes, so these preparations are necessary. Slow, but steady, you will understand why she does that. Mother knows best, no?

• A typical conversation with Scythe is surprisingly comfortable. She is really laid back whenever she isn’t on the mission. Well technically she always carries that whole not-taking-anything-too-serious facade even when she is being chased down, but she seems to be less — now what is the word for it, ah — complicated. You can come to her for a fun talk without stressing yourself on what should you say or what should you not. In the end, she will laugh it off while smacking your back. It hurts a bit, but she means well. It’s like a friend-to-friend conversation where she lets you speak your mind freely, and that feeling is definitely a positive one.And she is such a yapper. And if you’re willing to let her tell you all of those stories in full details how she escaped the idiotic warden with a glamorous attitude with barely a scar on her beautiful face, then let me sit you down kid because she can go on and on. Scythe likes to brag about her achievements to you, since she thinks that will make you look up at her even more with how skilled and cool she is. After all, Scythe is a prideful Inphernal who does things professionally, a good figure to learn from, eh?

• Speaking of that, she adores gossiping more than you give her credit for. If you ever hear something within the cult, even when it’s just those trivial matter of someone’s personal life, trust me when I say her ear will turn to you first before her eyes so you can get that as the hint to continue so she can listen too. Don’t just keep all the tea to yourself, she wants to hear it too. One thing that might catch you off guard when it comes to Scythe is how she has the most judgmental face that you can ever imagine when listening to gossip. The more shocking it is, the more her face will be more colorful as if words are written on it. It’s actually hilarious when she does that face. Sometimes the Broker joins mid conversation to support your gossip too. And honestly you might as well join Scythe with the whole judging side eye thing with the details he provided about the unlucky folk that is the center of attention in your conversation. It’s actually funny how the three of you have formed a gossip trio that is all there for the shits and giggles without worry about anything

• While we are on the topic with the face of the Broker we all love — yes, the one we all love, don’t argue with one on this one, at least not in front of Scythe for everyone’s sake — and know, he is definitely the interesting guy when it comes to be in contact with you. Scythe trusts him, and she already lets you know that at some point you can rely on him when she is away too. Basically she trusts him to babysit you or something similar like that. Think of him as the fun uncle! He knows how to keep things lively as well as keeping you entertained. Sometimes he even takes you out to Crossroads when he has a business and just let you stay there so that he can keep a better eye on you while working. Afterwards, it’s like a joyride with your uncle who adores chaos with your company. But is the Broker the best person you can ever entrusted with the duty that involves a kid if you’re a sane person? No. Absolutely not. But is Scythe a sane person? Oh hell no. That’s why she is able to trust Broker with you. And oh boy does she have a headache because of her decision

• There is this one time when Scythe lets you stay with the Broker while she is on a mission. And coincidentally, Broker has a phone call for business not long after Scythe has left. He can’t really just drop you alone at the church again after Scythe trusts him with you, and honestly he doesn’t really like how ran down the place is, that’s why he prefers his hideout at Crossroads anyway. So after a good moment of brainstorming, he decides to just tag you along since he figures what can even go wrong. Jokes on him, something can go wrong. Who would have thought that he would be found out by the Banland’s polices on patrol? If you weren’t there, Broker would gladly stay and get his hand dirty, but too bad, he can’t leave you in danger, not when Broker already loses his body as those brute slice his head out. Luckily you’re able to pick his head up and continue to run. And so the two of you just hide before Scythe’s instinct goes ‘something is wrong’ and manages to catch up with you two after finishing her harvest quicker than expected. Thankfully, the location of her mission and the place where you hide with Broker isn’t that far away from each other. Scythe literally has to pick you carrying Broker’s head and lecture both of you the whole way back

• Scythe loves showing that she cares about you through physical affection. But well, those type of affection isn’t technically the one you’re currently thinking. Ruffling your head, smacking your back, pinching your cheek…well, they can be a bit harsh, but she never goes overboard with it. It’s a playful gesture in a feigned aggressive manner anyway, and it fits Scythe more than those typical gentle actions to show love. She likes to specifically pick you up and just dangling you in the air for fun as if you’re a cat being held as a hostage in air jail. Scythe enjoys surprising you from behind as she will just wrap her arm around your neck and pull you back while laughing at your reaction. That look on your face is more than priceless. Asking Scythe for a hug when you’re feeling down is actually not that hard. She might be surprised at first, but she still agrees as long as it lifts your spirits. Heck, she will even carry you on her back if you want

• Sometimes you can’t predict this woman at all despite spending most of your time under her guidance. Scythe has the habit to let her hat cover her face when she is sleeping on the couch of just anywhere that is not her bedroom. And sometimes she does it not because she is sleeping, but rather fully awake and uses her ears to detect what are you trying to do. You might lost count how many time when you’re about to sneak out or just do something that you aren’t supposed to do in that time while you assume Scythe is sleeping when she is in the same room, she has scared you to near death as she suddenly speaks. The other time that she manages to scare you is her ability to just sneak around in the dark with no sound. You’re already used to her heels tapping the ground whenever she walks, but have you prepared yourself for the fright when you found out she can move without a sound? Just imagine walking in the dark with barely any light source and your guardian just peekaboo you without a warning. She definitely owes you quite the potential medical bills for heart attack. She is too unpredictable, it’s not healthy for your heart at all

• But funny enough, Scythe isn’t fearless as we all know. Even when she enjoys catching you off guard just for fun due to your reaction, she is in fact scared of one thing that she would rather choking down on five bottles of vodka than admitting that with a straight face at all cost. And that thing is…ghost. Yeah, ironic, isn’t it? The woman who had been head to toes with the fearsome warden of Banland, the one whose blade strike down with blood stained her hand without any hesitation, the one who had caused the authorities quite the nightmare is having nightmare herself with ghost. There is this one time the Broker tried to scare her when it’s Halloween, and you literally have to catch his head because Scythe was so startled that she just punched his head immediately with a force that could make his head do a home run if it wasn’t for you to catch him. If you ever try to tell Scythe a ghost story, she will literally pinch your mouth without a second thought. Yes, you heard one, she would pinch your lips to shut you up when your mouth looks like a duck’s beak with her fingers, no jokes

• She won’t claim that she can sing that very well, she is more leaning to vibe with the melody rather than expressing it. The least she will do is dance it off to the rhythm, maybe dragging you or the Broker in for the fun of it too. However, that doesn’t mean she is completely tone deaf. One thing that not many people know about Scythe is the fact that she actually sings without making it into a disaster. And she has a habit to hum whether she is chasing her prey down or just standing idly with nothing better to do. Her voice isn’t too good or anything, asking her to sing something like a lullaby will probably earn you a knock on the head alongside a dismissive grin. But does that mean she can’t? No. Scythe’s voice when she hums can be soothing as long as she is at peace. You might have heard her hum a tune before when she doesn’t even realize it herself. If you want her to sing — more like hum in this point — you to sleep, you gotta try and convince her a lots more. Who knows? She might surprise you one day if you’re too tired to even recognize her humming

• Scythe is pretty open-minded when it comes to other stuff that doesn’t involve the cult’s morals and so on. She is the one who believes in fun parenting which allows you to fuck around and find out the lessons yourself because it’s much more easier to understand rather than listen to a lecture on and on, it’s just boring and won’t get you anywhere. She will let you do anything and then wait for you to come back to tell her what happened. You want to go to somewhere not-so-legal? Just don’t get caught. You want to try something not-so-legal? Just don’t get caught. You are seeing someone? Convince them to join the cult if you can, and don’t get caught. You want to this or that? Sure, do whatever you want, just don’t get caught and call her whenever it gets too tough or when you need someone to bail you out by force. Seriously, Scythe allows you to anything as long as it doesn’t kill you

• She is definitely there for the chaos too. Like it’s mentioned before, Scythe is all for the fun parenting that doesn’t really fit the traditional criteria of a responsible parent. But does she care about those? Oh they wish. Scythe wants you to mess around and learn from those lessons rather than keeping you within a bubble for the rest of your life. That involves letting you try the things that someone won’t usually let a kid do. I mean, she already gives you a gun, everything that normal folks deem as ‘dangerous’ to you seems like child’s play at this point. Even when things have consequences, as long as it’s not that serious that will threaten you or anyone’s safety to that extreme point, she can let it slide. Everyone knows that Scythe drinks wine. If you ever want to try it even though you’re not supposed to, she will just smirk and let you try a sip before and just burst out laughing directly at your reaction because how are you supposed to know that it’s heavy as hell? Scythe is just built different, hence why her liver hasn’t burn from it yet

• Long story short, Scythe does the best as she can when taking care of you. Even her way of doing it is definitely a bit controversial, but she does what she believes is good for your development. At the end of the day, she doesn’t just raise you to be the next big thing of the church, she raises you because it is her duty to uphold that promise she made with you when she became your guardian. Having Scythe as your parental figure is definitely a wild experience due to her eccentricity, but it’s not necessary a bad thing at all. You’re her kid after all, and she might not be the best, she definitely has her way to raise you right to her own standards. At the end of the day, you’re still her little ankle biter, her little rascal and the fun-sized chaos that she cares for until this day

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

[kakitetan]

Phighting! Self Aware AU x Reader (Scythe's Route)

Description: Your friends won't stop talking about Phighting! and so you decide to check it out. With confusing mechanics, and most of all, and odd partner system. You soon learn that it's much more than you bargained for.

You had no idea what Phighting! was. Your friends were talking about it, but you never paid too much attention, until there was one detail that caught your attention. They rely solely on you, as their partner. The game is a PvP game, where you fuse with your partner character. You have to take a quiz before playing, and the character you get will be your partner. You both have to work together to fight the other players. It sounded unreal, and it even made you a bit nervous. But it was a free game, so you decided to try it out.

Your eyes reflected the screen, processing the quiz questions that appeared…

Scythe's Route:

You stared at the screen, and a cowboy-looking figure appeared. A text popped up on your screen, "So yur my partner', ay?" She spoke, "Not too shabby, don't disappoint me now, Partner." She snickered before you logged into the game. You were greeted with a loading screen. It gave you time to process it, were these characters sentient? You knew that Roblox has some AI stuff, nah. It had to be programmed. There's no way. You leaned back in your chair. The game finished loading, and you clicked 'play' and saw other players in the lobby.

"So Partner, since yur' new, let me explain some things. I'm Scythe, I'm pretty famous round' these parts. Heh.. I use a Scythe, it can change into a rifle. Just press that button' in that corner of yours." She said.

"Pft.. Yea, no shit. I can see your Scythe." You remarked.

"Watch that mouth of yours, sweetie." Scythe glared at the camera.

You paused, staring at the screen. "Uhh." You mumbled.

"Uhh is right, now don't make me lose my temper now. Click the damn button!" Scythe demanded.

"Uhh! Yes ma'am!" You said, clicking the button to switch weapons.

"Yes ma'am is right, damn kids." Scythe tsked, "Let's go to a lobby now. Talk to that fine gentleman over there, his name is B. Zuka." She told.

You silently took control, heading over to B. Zuka.

"Hey, wanting to head out?" B. Zuka said.

"Yes sir.." You mumbled, you didn't want to test his temper either.

"Hop in." He sighed.

The loading screen appeared. You didn't realize how tense your body was until now, you tried to relax more. You appeared in an ongoing game, Scythe loaded in.

"Yur' in complete control, Partner. Let's show these folks who's boss." Scythe told you, and you nodded.

"Alright. I'll try my best!" You exclaimed.

Author's Note: Hey, it's been a while. I stopped posting for a while to focus more on my other hobbies, I didn't expect people to actually miss me. I felt unmotivated due to the death threats I've been receiving from the Pressure fanbase. But nonetheless, I decided to do something new again. I have Pressure fanfics in the making, but it will be slowing down. I have multiple hobbies, many outside of writing.

[phighterss]

Their reaction to the reader proposing. Like dramatically dropping down to one knee with the ring 🎉

ps: this is all written assuming ur already in a committed relationship with them

scythe

cups her face in her hands and does the loudest little squeal known to demonkind and sweeps you off your feet into a bone crushing hug. yes she accepts!! of course she accepts!!!! you're her little sugar wugar lil bugaboo after all!!

medkit

just...... stares. at your face, then your forearms, then your hands, then the ring. mouth a little agape in shock he standing there like "O,O" he doesnt say anything for a bit hes PROCESSING ok this doesnt happen everyday and he surprised af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gently cups the back of your hand and takes the ring. gives you a chaste little kiss on the lips and whispers his approval. yay!!!!!!!!!!

the broker

stands there shocked for a minute or two its almost concerning. does a little giggle and after picks the ring out and slides it onto his ring finger. he doesnt even say anything just a little knowing smile. ten minutes later he will kiss you utterly senseless he is quite the joyful fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lynxtheserval]

Hi im the anon that requested for scythe chasing the reader.

And yes,like thoese typical yandere pslsls im so down bad for this womwan🙏🙏🙏🙏

Fun to write wooo, I might do a part two if I remember about this lmao

Man sorry if it seems lazy at any point as well

Yan!Scythe x reader -

(TW: yandere shit, stalking, getting chased, a single curse word, possible ooc scythe)

All you heard was whistling and the heavy ba-dump of your blood through your ears. You tried to run as fast as you could through the dusty ghost town you managed to get lost in.

Your shoes pounded against the sand, and your legs were exhausted. You've been running for who knows how long at this point.

You turned around a corner and sat next to a wall to try to catch your breath. You hoped she wasnt following you anymore, but you still heard the whistling and humming of that… monster. The whistles sounded farther away now, but you still weren't fully safe. You don't know what she wanted from you, but what you do know is she's been chasing you for what feels like an hour, carries a terrifying looking gear, and she’s the most wanted in all the factions. You weren't that special of a person, you weren't a criminal, nor anybody important, you have no idea what a person like HER wanted from you.

You got snapped out of your train of thought when you realized you could hear footsteps now, oh god.. she was close. You were frozen with fear, you held your breath and stayed as still as you possibly could.

The footsteps got louder, and louder, and louder.

“Ya know, you can't run forever, sugar.”

Her voice was.. intimidating, to say the least. She had a very strong southern accent, if she wasn't chasing you down for who knows what reason, you might have found her voice attractive.

You said nothing and continued being as still as you possibly could.

“Listen, baby, I ain't gonna hurt ya! Just come out of your little hiding spot, so I can see your pretty little face.”

You seriously doubted that she wouldn't hurt you.

Scythe was getting annoyed now, where the hell were you?! She never loses her sights on a target, but you were much more than that. You were actually important to her. But of course you didn't know that, you just met her, after all.

Except she's known you for a while.

You were such a precious thing! Your adorable face, your laugh, your beautiful eyes, oh.. and your personality! She loves every bit about you.

That's why she isn't letting you leave.

You were still hiding, she knew you were around here, somewhere. You were terrified, you didn't know what to do.

So you stayed in your hiding spot, and waited.

And waited,

And waited.

It felt like forever, you couldn't hear her footsteps anymore, so you think you're in the clear to go.

So you carefully step outside your hiding spot, and look around.

It seemed cl-

“FUCK-”

You got kicked down on top of the sandy ground, and heard a menacing laugh behind you.

“Oh sugar.. I'm glad I was able to find you in the end! You hide well, I'll give ya that.”

You got the breath knocked out of you, gasping for air. The woman placed her foot on top of your back, not too hard as to hurt you, but enough to keep you from getting up and running.

“Now, you're probably wondering what I want from you.” She paused, trying to figure out what she wanted to say. You nodded, and tried to speak, but she interrupted you. “Well, darlin’, I want you.”

“Wh-what do you mean!?”

She took her foot off of you, but before you could do anything, she grabbed one of your arms, forcing you up. She then brought you into a hug, wrapping her arms around you.

“Ya see sugar, you don't know this, but I've been watching you for a while now.” She grinned at you, looking into your eyes. God, you were so much prettier up close.

“What did I do to anger you?!”

“You didn't do anything, darlin’. Except steal my heart!” She laughed, “And trust me, baby, I ain't angry. It's reasonable that ya would wanna run away from me.”

You looked at her with fear in your eyes and she took notice of this, and loosened her hold on you, instead of hugging you, she was now just holding your hands.

“Relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya! I just want you to stay with me for a little while, it won't be bad, baby, I promise.”

And then your vision went black.

[bloodyinkandquill]

Phighting x Reader Valentine’s day special

IF TEXT IS IN RED ITS NSFW OR SUGGESTIVE

sorry for my disappearance, executive dysfunction, the day this will be posted (valentines duh) i’ll be flying out to spend two days with my partner 💜 im so excited to see them i love them so much hehehe, anyways same idea as christmas one what do the phighters do to celebrate valentine’s with you?

Sword:

- I picture him as someone who doesn’t go quite all out he still wants to do something nice for you. He’d get you a bouquet of whatever your favorite flowers are and in your favorite color too (if they grow in that color). If they’re roses he definitely cut his finger on them, he’s a little stupid but you love him. While not insanely fancy or expensive he takes you out for dinner as well, he didn’t consider making a reservation so hopefully wherever he planned has room. He gets you a super cheesy card but writes a super sweet message in it which makes up for an eye-rollingly cheesy card.

- He might wanna but he honestly doesn’t care either way, if you want to he’s absolutely down, if not he’s not going to be sad. So it’s your call.

Skateboard:

- He forgets about Valentine’s until like, the day of or before if you’re lucky. So you either get a very hastily bought gift of some chocolates, or him lying that he’s waiting till after to get the discount chocolates. You see through him but laugh and go along with it. To make it up to you he says whatever you wanna do for a date he’s down, as long as it’s not too too expensive.

- Bro is taking you to pound town. Or if you’d rather take him to pound town he’s okay with that too. Those were his exact words, while he didn’t/doesn’t do anything extravagant for Valentine’s he is definitely down for some Valentine’s sex. It’s nothing specifically Valentine’s exclusive but he does want to do it for the literal holiday of love.

Biograft:

- Similarly to Christmas he has the dictionary definition of the holiday but it doesn’t know much outside of that. But similarly to everything else he would love you to explain the tradition to him more, especially in your own words and opinions. Since it doesnt really grasp the concept of gift giving you don’t have to give him anything and it might not get your anything, obviously if you wanna give him something he’s not going to say no. And if you tell it that you want something special he’ll get it for you.

- Apologies I don’t do NSFW Biograft stuff.

Katana:

- He would unironically call it a corporate holiday, he’s that kinda guy. He is absolutely not against celebrating it he just doesn’t understand why such a big deal is made out of this day in particular, especially since in his words ‘I love you everyday why do I have to show it to you today specifically?’ If you want to celebrate it he’ll get you something small, and take you out on a date, somewhere secluded though since he doesn’t want to deal with the big crowds of Valentine’s day.

- He doesn’t care either way, it’s up to you honestly, since he doesn’t care much for Valentine’s it’s not anything he specifically wants to do. He will though he has no problem with it.

Ban Hammer:

- Gets you the most big obnoxious gift possible, especially just to embarrass you. Like big ass teddy bear and a big bouquet. He’s a dork but he’s your dork. Unfortunately he probably has to work for some amount of time because criminals don’t care that it’s Valentine’s so oh well you suppose. To make it up to you he takes you out to a really really nice restaurant, no reservations, he’ll just use his power of being the warden to get them to give you two a table. And dinners on him get whatever you want, he’s got the bux for it.

- Oh absolutely, he could barely contain himself during dinner, while nothing unique about it he just wants to since it’s Valentine’s and he wants to ‘show his love for you’ (like he hasn’t already.)

Rocket:

- He gets you something obnoxious as well, big stuffed animal but not specifically a Valentine’s themed stuffed animal just a big one, maybe a shark or axolotl, who knows. You spend the day together at his place, lounging around, watching shows, making meals together, even if he’s a hazard to any kitchen he enters. It’s sweet and he’s very cuddly and clingy, more so than usual. Might get you a card, if anything it’s homemade and actually really nice, he hates saying sappy stuff but he can put up with writing it down.

- You’re at his place all day, probably spending the night. What do you think? 100% dude, it doesn’t even have to be exclusively at night or even in the evening, you’re there all day he might wanna when you’re both just chilling on the couch watching TV.

Slingshot:

- One of the busiest days possible for his cafe, so you probably won’t be able to see him that day, you celebrate on a neighboring day. He bakes you a pastry you really like specifically customized to be Valentine’s themed, hearts and pink and red type of thing. Gives them to you in a heart shaped box to top it all off. As for what you do when you do celebrate I think he’d take you on a picnic, makes all the food, especially homemade bread to make sandwiches with and obviously pastries galore. Somewhere sunny and green.

- Yeah, he wants to say I love you in as many ways as possible, one of those being making love to you. He might make a special pastry to get you both in the mood if you catch my drift, he tells you about it though it’s nothing you don’t know about.

Hyperlaser:

- He’s got work basically everyday, that includes Valentine’s day. He also doesn’t see much of a point to it, he thinks it’s over the top and pointless. He’s alright if you want to do something but he doesn’t really want to, and doesn’t plan anything, and unless you specifically ask he doesn’t get you something. He’s not that much of the romantic type, like a at all. Sorry you knew what you were in for when dating him.

- Doesn’t particularly want to, he’s not a low libido so it’s only if you really want to. It’s not that he doesn’t want to specifically he just doesn’t have much desire to.

Shuriken:

- Again one of the busiest days for the cafe, he doesn’t have much of a chance to see you. So similarly to Slingshot he instead ops to celebrate on a different day. He doesn’t really care what you do as long as you spend the day together, and he has some way to show off, he’s a bit dumb but he wants to impress you as much as possible. Gets you something Slingshot baked, probably pesters him into making you something specific.

- Again only if you want to, he could but he’s not specifically wanting to. Not to say he’s against it but after work tires him out he doesn’t have that much energy to get freaky with.

Scythe:

- She is going to make it a day to remember that’s for sure. Robs the nicest bar she can find for the nicest alcohol one can steal. Takes you on a fancy ass date, probably held the place at gun point to get in without reservations but it’s Scythe what else do you expect from her? Gets you an expensive gift to top it off, she’s got expensive tastes what can she say? Also don’t worry if you can’t get her something, she is absolutely alright being gifted something else.

- Once you get home from the dinner there is fucking rose petals making a trail to the bedroom, and oh my gods if she’s rough or intense normally crank that up to fucking 13. Bed is covered in rose petals but there’s only a 60% chance you make it to the bed before she fucking jumps you. Again if you didn’t get her anything she says seeing your blissed out almost passed out face more then makes up for it, it was the part she was most looking forwards to. Hope you didn’t have plans for the day after, she is not holding anything back.

Medkit:

- On the complete opposite side of the coin he makes no big deal out of it. While he doesn’t do nothing per se it’s nowhere near fancy or extravagant. Scythe might make him work too, so he’ll probably just take you out for a nice-ish dinner. Gets you something small but meaningful, no card or flowers, he writes enough for the cult- I mean church, and he thinks flowers as a gift is pointless, they wilt and die rather quickly so why bother?

- He’s tired but if anything does any up happening it’s very slow and sensual, he normally is but he wants it to be especially so for the day of love. It’s definitely making love rather than just having sex and definitely not pure fucking.

Boombox:

- Bro 100% writes you a personalized love song, he probably doesn’t even release it it’s for you and you only, not for anyone else. He also gets you your favorite candy, a big bag of it.

(sorry these are probably getting shorter ive been up since 5:30 for my flight. i’m about to pass the fuck out)

- Yeah, he wants to for sure. Probably does something cheesy with it though, rose in his teeth on the bed, he then bursts out laughing and ruins any mood he was trying to set. But oh well you still do it and it’s nice. He’s always pretty sweet in bed and especially so with it being Valentine’s.

Subspace:

- Doesn’t have the day off since holidays aren’t big in Blackrock, but he’ll do stuff before and after he leaves. He orders takeout from your favorite breakfast place to have together before he leaves. When he gets back he gives you your gift, what does he get you? Sorry no clue again i’m about to pass out. Oh well it’s nice and nothing obnoxious or something you’ll never use, it’s practical but nice and sweet.

- Probably, as long as it’s not a bad pain day for his rot, if it is he’s huffy and puffy because he wants to have sex but his condition is getting in the way. Just kiss him repeatedly and he’ll melt and will stop complaining. If you do though he will be more intense with it then usual, not that hes normally gentle by any means, but he was probably pent up during work thinking about it so he’s basically pouncing on you as soon as he returns home, whenever that is.

Vinestaff:

- Once again, cafe is busy as hell so you’ll celebrate on a different day. She gets you a vase of beautiful flowers she grew herself, she grew and cared for them for weeks in preparation, taking even better care of them than usual. And that’s saying something considering it’s Vinestaff. You go out for brunch somewhere not fancy but definitely nice and maybe a tad pricey but it’s alright. Also she gives you, so so, many kisses all day, you’re going to be scrubbing off lipstick for like 5 minutes straight. Not that you’re complaining.

- I sound like a broken record but if you want to she’s absolutely down, but isn’t specifically looking forward to it, she could take it or leave it.

Coil:

- Gifts you something really nice he stole from a Blackrock noble, and a thing of assorted chocolates. He’s more boastful then usual but you know it’s because he loves you and wants compliments from you in return, he absolutely compliments you as well don’t get it confused, he just is also being more self complimentary then normal. Definitely doesn’t do a card, loving words are not his forte but oh well.

- Oh without a doubt you’re fucking on Valentine’s. Doesn’t even have to be at night he’s raring to go anywhere you happen to be, and do not expect him to be sweet and gentle during it, he is the hellhound he’s going at it like an animal. But he’s super sweet and caring afterwards don’t worry.

im so fucking tired i’m going to post this and then hopefully pass out, i also kinda need to pee but the seatbelt sign is on </3 , anyways happy valentine’s everyone have a great day and hope you enjoyed!