#tuna vacuum 927

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Grips you, shakes you around. (Windforce X reader HC if you do the deities..)

Windforce x reader hcs :3

- since windforce is like. 8 foot tall and assuming you’re 5’0-6’1 tall, you always hug her

- with the size again, she always picks you up bridal style when you , and/or she feels like it

- her personal favorite kissing spot is either ur forehead or ur cheek. I dunno she just likes doing it

- she’s VERY protective of you. like if someone puts a hand on you they get struck by lightning 1-5 times the next hour

- I personally think that pure lightning is a symbol of dedication to windforce, who I hc is the god of weather/storms and war . so obviously she gave you a vial of pure lightning, either for decoration or “emergency purposes”

- windforce literally spoils you rotten.. as a deity she obvs has a lotta bux , either from offerings, or something else, don’t worry the something else isn’t bad.

- banhammer is .. somewhat? aware of you guy’s relationship . he kinda treats you like an aunt and you’re slightly flustered.

- she calls you stuff like “hon/honey, sugarplum, twink (/aff and assuming you just walk for exercise), and a cheesier version of your name.”

- she uh , wears a disguise when you’re both going out to the mall or something, just to avoid suspicion. she wears a blindfold like banhammer, and “wears” different horns

- windforce quickly grabbed you, her hands .. they were like .. really big. she holds you by your waist and softly, your neck.

“You’re such a twink, sugarplum! Toughen’ up a bit, will ya?”

- she kissed you on the cheek , it feels kinda warm..

“You’re such a flirt, hunn..”

tiny little thingy :3

/S;T: @sillytunafish @sebastianandpainterkisser4

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Trick or treat

*Hold out a cardboard box and blinks*

vinespace

@sillytunafish pspspspsp

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if griefer is your baby then is mayor thaniyel your wife or what??.? /silly

I haven’t decided

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hi ecksnoyah fork

hi silentuunafeesh

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i have just noticed am i tuna vaccuum 927 because of the day i was born (9/27)

yeah

That’s your name now

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happy birthday to the tuna vacuum 927 @sillytunafish

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My gender is the most masculine

😭🙏

@sillytunafish @sugarcane-soup @serialsomething @sebastianandpainterkisser4 @spiritedaway34o @subspacekisser1

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

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Windforce x Reader cuddling/sleeping

drabble time!! as mentioned last time i did one of these DO NOT request a drabble i do them when i really want to they will be rare and again i don’t do them if requested:]

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“Why do you do that?” Windforce questioned in her normal booming tone of voice. She was talking in reference to you preparing to sleep, putting on comfier clothing and fluffing your pillows.

“Why do I… sleep?” You asked in turn, with a confused quirk of your head as you questioned her question.

“Yeah, you don’t need to do why do you? I don’t see any point to it,” She replied with a huff. It is true you didn’t need to but you enjoyed doing so, it was a nice break and it was warm and comfortable.

“…Well how about you try it and maybe you’ll see why I like it!” You suggested with a smile, you weren’t sure if she’d agree but hey it was worth a shot.

Much to your surprise she grumbled and plopped down on your bed. Luckily she wasn’t in her bulky armor at the moment instead in more casual clothes, a black tank top and gray sweat pants, her outfits when not in her armor were usually monochromatic you noticed. You smiled at her happily sitting next to her on the bed, reaching up to give her a small kiss on the cheek, she blushed a bit looking away but kept her stoic expression.

You pulled back the top blanket, it wasn’t that cold so you figured the one would be fine, besides it was the fluffiest and therefore comfiest blanket. You gestured for her to get under it with you which she did somewhat awkwardly. You laughed slightly but got situated yourself.

“So, what do we do now?” Windforce asked voice gruff as she readjusted, having already dispersed her wings since she could much like her son could.

“Well we could cuddle, and then try and sleep,” you suggested with a slight hopeful tone.

“What does that mean?” She asked surprising you by her not knowing what cuddling was.

“It’s like uh- here let me just,” you cut yourself off man handling the deity to be on her side arms around your back going over your shoulders your own arms wrapped around her waist as you nuzzled into her neck, the hight difference was very obvious in this position but you did your best to also tangle your legs with hers. It was more comfortable than you thought honestly, since she’s such a strong buff woman you figured her mussels would make her less comfortable to cuddle but you were pleasantly surprised by being incorrect. “This is cuddling, is it alright?” You asked checking to see if she was comfortable.

“You’re telling me I could have been holding you like this the whole time?!” She shouted in a not quite mad voice, it made you laugh that she enjoyed it so much making you finish snuggling into her head in a comfortable position. She readjusted slightly too to be more comfortable herself and held you a tad tighter, but not enough to squeeze you.

“Okay just close your eyes now and try to not move, let your body relax, and be comfortable, try to also not think a bunch, just let your mind wonder but don’t think too much about what comes to mind. That should let you fall asleep,” you instructed trying your best to explain how sleeping worked. She made a sound of understanding, okay well it was a grunt but you figured it meant she understood, as you closed your own eyes softly.

It was very comfortable and you felt so safe in her arms, the only odd thing was her lack of heart beat, you supposed it made sense but it was still creepy to hear nothing in her chest. Eventually the two of you both fell asleep, warm and close.

A few hours later when you woke up you could tell she was still asleep, you tried to very gently pry her arms off and wiggle your way out of her grasp, unluckily it roused her as one of her eyes opened staring you down intently.

“You are not going anywhere,” Windforce practically commanded, you let out a noise of protest and she just squeezed you closer, you wriggled again to no avail. You sighed giving up on fighting to get out of her arms, you were the one who suggested this now you have to deal with her not wanting to stop.

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hope you enjoyed! had fun writing it, tried to be neutral with the readers words and actions but i couldn’t help but project myself on them sorry lol, anyways im going to take an hour nap now im tired

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1. Scythe phighting

2. Kilorn (rq)

3. Greifer block tales

4. benjamin:3 (ultrakill)

5. folly regreg

6. Hu Tao

7. Jane doe (zzz)

8. gandalf (PFFT)

9. Catherine?? Spirit catcher?? (Roblox bed wars/islands)

10. commander (tds) (i used to play that all the time)

@sillytunafish @spiralstereo @subspacekisser1 @serialsomething + anyone else

10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS

list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

Love Momozono / Cure Peach (Precure)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

May (Pokemon)

Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

Elodie (OK KO)

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Envy Adams (Scott Pilgrim)

Pinkie Pie (MLP)

Claire Francois (I'm in Love with the Villainess / I Favor the Villainess)

Princess Daisy (Super Mario)

Other than Love being number one, this list is not in order

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Waves at you

@sillytunafish @serialsomething @spiritedaway34o @subspacekisser1

hi

tags 4 mutuals

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okay let’s make you less normal

if vinespace were to exist, subspace would make a special biograft made of flowers and wood, she (transferm) would wear a flower as well

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