#will it be GOOD?

[roxygeeks95]

As I lay me down to sleep, on the evening of August 31st, I can’t help but be BEYOND disappointed in myself for not writing a single thing for #kidlawgust!!!! So… I’m going to get drunk off Prosecco this weekend (the first week of school year almost fuckin broke me—pray for us teachers), and I’m going to WRITE SOME KIDLAW DAMMIT!!!!!! Fuck those lesson plans… I NEED TO DO THIS! 😭😭😭😭

[ladyattercop]

I bought this because I am weak. 😂

[pitifulbaby]

hiiii alice my love i hope you are well!! i was looking back at your manips earlier and had the bright idea to see what these two look like together and now it's all i can think about!!!!!!!!!

how dare you do this to me. <3

RJ BABY, HONEY, DONT GIVE ME IDEAS PLEASE I CANT KEEP MAKING NEW WIPS I NEVER FINISH ANYTHING PLEASE

Actually jk pls give me ideas bc wOOOOOO

[theblehthatbloos]

It's all about relearning your vocabulary and turning your language into something that makes you occasionally sound like a wizard. It's especially funny if you do it randomly.

Drop something? And want to say it was awkward?

"Damn, faux pas on me..."

Realize you forgot something and now it's more bad?

" I've gained an epiphany and the circumstances are now more dire."

The day was rough? Need tequila?

"This cascade of unfortunate occurrences makes me yearn for agave."

Your lexicon is a weapon you can weld as a blade breaker if you use it correctly and in the most mundane situations. Throw them off, Home Skillet.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[the-uncanny-dag]

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️