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“Hmm, how much do I want…? Hey, how about paying me with a smile, whaddya say?”

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Welcome back

i am from twitter

how does a tumblr work

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which internet rule is this

At this point you could make anything a hot human and wed just roll with it

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Rei Sakuma x FEM!S/O - Let Me Bite You

**TW: Mentions of Neck nibbles, mild blood mention and vampire-like behaviour

𝕃𝕖𝕥’𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕀 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖...

Rei absolutely adores you, even more now that you agreed to take part in Resurrection Sunday’s blood ritual. After Kaoru had his turn a few years ago you wanted to be in that very spot, in the arms of your favourite vampire as he nibbled your neck, sucking your blood. You lay limply in his arms like a doll, awaiting his next move, blindfolded and unable to see him.

A click could be heard and you feel cold metal around your wrists- he had handcuffed you, of course he did. Even though you promised you would not run, this was just an extra precaution he had in place.

One could never be too prepared now could he?

You could only shudder as his thin, gentle fingers slid down your bare arm, his warm breath tickling your neck as he leaned in. He was so close, you could smell his sweet cologne which smelled almost of wood spice. You could feel his nose nuzzling into your neck, sending goosebumps all across your body. The body Rei absolutely adored, the body he thirsted for every second he saw you, that’s what he had the honour of sinking his fangs into tonight.

“(Y/N)-Chan, hold still now, I’m going to begin~” he whispered sweetly into your ear, his breath tickling your ear, sending you into a blushing fit.

“A-Alright…” Was all you could say, after all, you as his prey had little room to speak in protest- especially now that you practically volunteered as tribute.

“Good girl, now, let’s begin.”

He leaned into your neck, chanting something softly, you had no idea what and nor did you care- after all, this was just Rei being Rei, right? Suddenly you could feel sharp fangs dig into your skin, nibbling away almost playfully at your neck.

“R-Rei?!” You squeal with a slight laugh as his bangs tickle your flesh.

“Hmm~? Can’t I enjoy a little nibble fest, sweet (Y/N)~?” He asked with a smirk, knowing full well that you would say yes to his antics.

He began to move towards your collarbone, nibbling away at your collarbone area, placing kisses all over you and all you could do was lay back in his arms and enjoy your beloved vampire idol leaving his mark on your skin.

“Mmm~ you taste exquisite my dear, sweet, (Y/N)~ certainly a prize for me. Now, I wonder where else I could nibble on your beautiful body~?”

With those words you knew you were in for one heck of an evening, as I concluded this tale, my only words of encouragement will be; good luck, dear traveler, you may need it…. Kufufufu~

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Rei Sakuma x FEM!S/O - Let Me Bite You

**TW: Mentions of Neck nibbles, mild blood mention and vampire-like behaviour

𝕃𝕖𝕥’𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕀 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖...

Rei absolutely adores you, even more now that you agreed to take part in Resurrection Sunday’s blood ritual. After Kaoru had his turn a few years ago you wanted to be in that very spot, in the arms of your favourite vampire as he nibbled your neck, sucking your blood. You lay limply in his arms like a doll, awaiting his next move, blindfolded and unable to see him.

A click could be heard and you feel cold metal around your wrists- he had handcuffed you, of course he did. Even though you promised you would not run, this was just an extra precaution he had in place.

One could never be too prepared now could he?

You could only shudder as his thin, gentle fingers slid down your bare arm, his warm breath tickling your neck as he leaned in. He was so close, you could smell his sweet cologne which smelled almost of wood spice. You could feel his nose nuzzling into your neck, sending goosebumps all across your body. The body Rei absolutely adored, the body he thirsted for every second he saw you, that’s what he had the honour of sinking his fangs into tonight.

“(Y/N)-Chan, hold still now, I’m going to begin~” he whispered sweetly into your ear, his breath tickling your ear, sending you into a blushing fit.

“A-Alright…” Was all you could say, after all, you as his prey had little room to speak in protest- especially now that you practically volunteered as tribute.

“Good girl, now, let’s begin.”

He leaned into your neck, chanting something softly, you had no idea what and nor did you care- after all, this was just Rei being Rei, right? Suddenly you could feel sharp fangs dig into your skin, nibbling away almost playfully at your neck.

“R-Rei?!” You squeal with a slight laugh as his bangs tickle your flesh.

“Hmm~? Can’t I enjoy a little nibble fest, sweet (Y/N)~?” He asked with a smirk, knowing full well that you would say yes to his antics.

He began to move towards your collarbone, nibbling away at your collarbone area, placing kisses all over you and all you could do was lay back in his arms and enjoy your beloved vampire idol leaving his mark on your skin.

“Mmm~ you taste exquisite my dear, sweet, (Y/N)~ certainly a prize for me. Now, I wonder where else I could nibble on your beautiful body~?”

With those words you knew you were in for one heck of an evening, as I concluded this tale, my only words of encouragement will be; good luck, dear traveler, you may need it…. Kufufufu~

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so meru meru simp as well?

Soooo~ about HiMERU, dearie~ 👀

Oh you little simp! Kufufufufu~!!

☺️💢shut it Blume~

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Well why not hahihuheho~

1. Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

now if i may i will say here i am an unabashed zhongli simp he is love of my life he is everything he is daddy i am loyal to him have you even seen this man he is so gorgeous i can’t even

*ahem*

yes

my #1, even the other two here can’t hold a candle to him, im sorry. i love this grandpa with all my heart.

2. Sakuma Rei (Ensemble Stars)

URGGGHHHHH please this man...

can i be his mic on his lives?

hey everyone my name is kaoru hakaze i was born november 3rd and im im the student of yumenosaki gakuen high school im a senior student right there and my blood type is B and my class my class is 3-A thats pretty much it thank you

3. Artem Wing (Tears Of Themis)

actually an interesting case because he falls in and out of favour in my simping tier list. sometimes i find myself barking for him one moment and not simping at all in the next. as of writing this message, i am teetering between the two and probably going into the simp side BUT SOMETIMES HIS CARDS BE MAKING ME FEEL SOME SORT OF WAY HUH

as you can see, i have a type. make of that what you will.

tags:

@tallyanimatez @the-trinket-witch​ @ciernbn @b0nkers-papaya​ @kalims​ and I really can’t think of any more i dont interact much qwq anyone who sees this can join

❦ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤! ❦

Alright, Travelers! I’ve decided to start a tag challenge! Yay! For this challenge we need to:

Name 3 Characters from 3 fandoms (name the fandoms) you simp for and tag 10 people!

Simple right? Okay, I’ll go first! (Oh dear…)

Silver (Twisted Wonderland)

Mayoi Ayase (Ensemble Stars)

Childe (Genshin Impact)

I shall tag… @achy-boo @adrianasunderworld @honey-milk-depresso @cupids-chamber @riddle-simp @yume-fanfare @thesunshineriptide @yulin-pop @twstrhythm @natewriteslol

Have fun ye simps! - Windblume ♡︎

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CYNO

⚡️💜

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i have 3 fics i want to write and yet i cant even start them because of exams save my soul i wish i can just turn it off during exam periods

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how tf do people even have the endurance fo long fics anyway

THE URGE TO START COMISSIONS IS GROWING BUT NOT ONLY DO I NOT HAVE A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO PAY I ALSO HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IN MY WRITING 😭

PLS I WOULD TOO BUT LIKE IM HORRIBLE AT LONG FICS... only one person responded to me asking how I can price my commissions IF I do open it. and they answered around $20 for a lot of words I guess? 😭😭

THAT AND MY HORRIBLE TIME MANAGEMENT. I HAVE ZERO MOTIVATION EVERYDAY

speaking of. everyone, expect me to be back around december because that's when break starts lmaoo

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𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀: *fetches a piece of paper from pocket to dispose the gum he was chewing*

𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮: That paper had something written on it, you sure it's not something important?

𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀: Oh, I tore it from a book from your shelf..

𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮:

𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮: I want a sibling divorce.

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HOW DARE YOU FORGET

¥12,00 #🐈🍜 !?

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R-REI DARLING WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

*simp noises*

¥12,00 #🐈🍜 !?

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been playing the sumeru archon quest

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✨️ Them ✨️

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I shall drop this for spooktober and leave for exam revision

This bitch better come home easily next year

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Dear Genshin fans

I rest my case