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spent an hour on a bus when it was supposed to be 30 mins 😍😍
you’d think that with the amount of rain we get here, people would be used to driving in the rain
BUT NO
BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONE LOST THE ABILITY TO DRIVE THE SECOND IT STARTED RAINING
#road rage#stupid idiots#will beat everyone up#had a random stranger sitting next to me#FOR AN HOUR#not only that#the bus was late#and i was waiting for it at the bus station#stupid busses#i’m lying#well i’m not#but like#i shouldn’t blame the bus drivers#bc it’s specifically the car people that are dickheads#vans and lorries understand long vehicles#they’re nice#mostly#unless they’re tight in time#car owners#are#idiots#cars#car#rage#unintelligent#lacking brain cells#dropped on the head#used as a basketball#traffic#poorly constructed roads
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#everyone else can pack it up like there’s no beating them in the freak4freak competition#hannibal#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannigram#hannibal lecter#nbc hannigram#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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kabru is canonically too smart for miscommunication trope. if anything laios would flirt with him One Single Time and kabru catches on immediately and runs it through his mental processor (does laios not know what he's doing? -> no he does. is he doing this to practice?? -> laios would not lead me on like that -> is he aware of how i feel? -> am i aware of how i feel???) and then literally the next time laios is free he schedules a meeting they sit down at the table kabru leans across looks him dead in the eyes and says very calmly on a scale of im just playing to lets get married how serious are u about this
#i dont think kabru plays arounddddd hes like the rizzler but when it comes to actual serious romantic relos hes locked in for ever#like jaw strength of a crocodile. you could not pry this man off of smth once hes made up his mind#also i think especially postcanon hes going to get super upfront with laios no beating around the bush#dungeon meshi#labru#seph.txt#fyi i dont Just ship labru honestly i think kabru should hold hands with everyone
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Have you seen anything more romantic? (They make me SICKKKKK)
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#this is technically#the first ship art Ive ever made#that wasn’t a self ship of me and sokka i made in grade 9#ANYWAY#i am cringe but i am free#They make me crazy i need them to beat each other up#(im anime only rn sorryyyyy)#Also Sorry to everyone that voted for oc content but dw. im cooking#also happy art fight#!#my tArt#🍋🟩’s Art#artists on tumblr
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Legend of Link looks nice
From:
#legend of zelda#loz#legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#link#zelda#ZELDA IS PLAYABLE!!!!#LET'S GOOOOOO#finally Link is the damsel in distress#go save your knight queen!#and beat up everyone with random bullsh*ts!!!#hecc yeah!#do not repost#my art
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What if the plant body hadn't worked out, and the Holy Mausoleum solution had actually taken a long time to sort of "fix" Shen Qingqiu's body and fully call his soul back to it, so that hundreds of years passed and civilization in PIDW/SV world progressed to the point of something like the "modern era"?
Imagine Luo Binghe trying to delicately introduce his shizun to such strange concepts as smart phones and credit cards, while Shen Qingqiu is just desperately trying to figure out how dumb he should play this. Would it be believable for him to get everything on the first try? There have to be some differences between what he knows and this world's versions, right, because of the demons and cultivators and things? Right?? But it's not like any of this actually IS difficult for him to grasp!
Luo Binghe: Shizun already discerned how to type using a keyboard...?
Shen Qingqiu, sweating bullets: what, like it's hard?
#bingqiu#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu desperately looking up pidw on binghe's phone#that novel doesn't exist thank goodness#though there are a LOT of historical novels and scholarly articles featuring his name and luo binghe's#maybe that stands to reason but why is it all... like that...?#he finds a particularly trashy modern retelling and can't put it down despite the number of upsetting things in it#so he just rips it apart in the comments section#airplane: cucumber bro??? you're finally back from the dead???#shen qingqiu: YOU!!!! I'm going to rip out your spine and beat you to death with it!#airplane: aww I missed you too#everyone else in the comments: 👀
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bike stickers
#watch me project my kirby obsession onto literally everyone#chuuya does not let ANYONE fuck with his bike buuut accessorizing isn’t fucking it up….right?#speaking of motorcycles idk how to draw them 🤡👍🏼#they are teens in this but honestly idk if ppl can tell😔#anyway sry for no art i got a life and school is beating my ass#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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you dream of devouring your friends whole
#the 'it' and 'that' sif is referring to is the act 3 loop hangout but i enjoy being vague in dialogue it feels natural. tee hee.#serious time means everyone gets noses btw. sorry about the slow metamorphasis back into my usual style from my mimicry#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#isat loop#isat act 5 spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#isat siffrin#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#sifloop#YES IM TAGGING THE SHIP. THUMBS UP. READ INTO THAT HOW YOU WILL BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY MIND WHEN DRAWING IT AT THE LEAST#aaaaaanyway. my personal reading of loop is. how do you say... flowey-esque. to invoke a fellow antagonistic timelooper. since imo#they do seem even fuuurther gone than sasasap sif was when we saw them. and BOY DOES LATEGAME ISAT SIF HAVE SOME INTRUSTIVE THOUGHTS#so uh. who's to say what happened in there. since we know start again isnt quite congruent as loop never beat the king.#i wouldn't blame them for going maybe a little mad. just a lil#it is important to me that loop is. perhaps a bit haunted. AND THAT THEY GET THROUGH IT!!! but they are haunted#lucabyteart#anyway uhhh. probably should put a cw for implied cannibalism??#cannibalism mention
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Looking back at the first episode...
And between Moxxie's "Maybe like a shitty dad... or a mob family. That's understandable"...
and Blitzo's "We're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family"...
I think it's a pretty safe bet at this point that Loona's rather specific "This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online. And this guy? This guy definitely watches" spiel is almost certainly drawn from SOME kind of personal experience.
#helluva boss#helluva boss rambling#helluva moxxie#helluva blitzo#helluva Loona#my personal theory that Loona's backstory is somehow going to have EVERYONE beat in the fucked-up department#we don't know how she ended up in that orphanage...
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Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 10
First / Previous / Next
3-on-1 would normally be quite an unfair fight, but so far, Gaster's proven to be more than capable of taking what's been dealt... but the battle's far from over and our heroes still have plenty of fighting spirit!
The long fight continues next time, coming Jan. 11th!
#undertale#undertale comic#unexpected guests comic#gaster blaster#w. d. gaster#undyne (undertale)#i feel like i always forget about undyne's reverse spears so it was fun drawing them here ^^#also fun to get the blaster back in on the action :>#i got an ask about where it was last update and had to laugh because it was just about to show up :D#something something impact font#gaster keeps getting beat up which is funny but like. he can take it#it's everyone else who has to worry about getting hit too much...
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twewy in persona 4... think about it .. .............. (I'm run over by 15 semitrucks)
#anyways uhh tldr some of the twisters go to inaba to investigate the fog & tv world bc they think it might cause another inversion#so neku purposefully dies to take part in inabas reapers game so he can talk to the reapers abt that#rindo fret and rhyme are there through a “long term exchange program” that rhyme set up herself (lol)#so they can investigate the fog and tv world in the rg while neku does his part in the ug#also beats there but he and rhyme act more like the hosts providing a place to stay for everyone while they investigate the fog#uhhh ok bye LOL#going back into my pit and never returning#talking#doodles#twewy#neo twewy#wait right i forgot to say yu and the it are there too#persona 4#au#i guess#rindo kanade#fret furesawa#rhyme twewy#neku sakuraba
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THE trio ever
#eliza draws#sherlock & co#sherlock and co#sherlock holmes#john watson#dr john watson#mariana ametxazurra#meme template#sorry I keep forgetting I have a tumblr account. it WILL happen again#everyone pls manifest that john sees and likes this on twitter I want him to see me drawing him getting beat up I think it’s funny
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he xuan spending years trying to break out of the kiln: -_-
the massive xie lian statue in the corner:
🙂
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#i imagine this was before he met hua cheng too#so he probably had zero context#he's just fought(/ate?) his way through the whole gauntlet of mt tonglu#beat the mountain spirits. convinced the kiln to close. started fighting everyone inside#and there's just a mountain-sized statue of... some guy? probably a god???#genuinely a bit impressed that whatever goes down in the kiln during a normal ghost king ascension didnt fuck up the statue at all#...imagine if it had and hua cheng found out that he xuan had damaged his masterwork#tgcf liveblog
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#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#i feel like i see people bring up this line all tje time to criticize theon and call him awful but its like.#the most blatant obvious line where he looks in the camera and says Haha My Dad Would Beat Me and Call Me Names. Fathers Do That!#and its like. oh my fucking god i knowww . I KNOW people think hes annoying or a piece of shit and he is atrocious dont get me wrong but#hes literally the most blatant metaphor of how abuse can affect a person into who they are#like no shit sherlock he desperately wants the starks to accept him. his actual dad would fucking beat him and he got taken outta that home#and placed in a new one where like one guy liked him as a friend but everyone else was kinda cold#<- WOAH! a metaphor about the foster care system and the way it affects a person.#like fucking obviously he bends over backward to try to get the approval of his peers or have fatherly approval#What else did you expect. Why do you think he makes all those choices ramsay suggests to him about trying to#get the respect of all of his men. he doesnt want to lose the respect. like.#Okay. Done now thank you#grace post
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I'm not sure if this has been asked before (sorry if it has) but who's your favorite animatronic?
Here’s a handful of my top faves! Monty is probably my absolute favourite
Foxy I was obsessed with when I was younger, Ballora I always found to be very creepy/pos, and Helpy is my best friend
#ask reply#I tried to add only one animatronic per game here#but Ennard and Trash n the gang would be up here too#I’m an old fan of fnaf and yet the silly gator just beat everyone else#im sorry hes so cool#this doesn’t even like scratch the surface of ALL my faves#there’s just too many to love fr#idk if these are wild picks but I hope yall see my vision BAHA
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