#wildes

[predatorxgamer7]

[pomelosims]

Oz the cat got himself and his human Amelia Wildes into financial trouble.

Amelia tries to solve their money problems by yard sale.

The yard sale didn't make enough money so it's time for Oz to say goodbye to his favourite nap spot 😭

Oz wondering if he can take a nap on the counter since the sofa is gone 😭

[mother-lee]

a few of the world's most underrated masterpieces pt 5

skin - basement revolver

flames - wildes

tulsa jesus freak - lana del rey

blackhole - basement revolver

love more - sharon van etten

[theindyreview]

Album Review: Wildes - Other Words Fail Me

#AlbumReview: @wildesmusic - Other Words Fail Me A strong, compelling debut album from the versatile songwriter @warmthagency #newmusic #review #indierock #indiepop #folk #singersongwriter #Wildes #pop #indie

For Ella Walker, aka Wildes, Other Words Fail Me was the results of a long, hard battle with forces in her life, and with herself. Written during the pandemic, the album is “a breakup album written long before the breakup itself”, as Walker struggled to free herself from an emotionally abusive relationship, and learned to be honest with herself. Knowing this, it’s not surprising that the opening…

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[thestuffedalligator]

“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[sapphotash]

has anyone done this yet

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[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[pomelosims]

The witch of Henford-on-Bagley Amelia hopes she'll discover a new (hopefully useful) potion. She has her little farm in HoB but she also makes potions and herbal remedies that she sells to the villagers.

[without-ado]

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[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[retrogamingblog2]