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Oz the cat got himself and his human Amelia Wildes into financial trouble.
Amelia tries to solve their money problems by yard sale.
The yard sale didn't make enough money so it's time for Oz to say goodbye to his favourite nap spot 😭
Oz wondering if he can take a nap on the counter since the sofa is gone 😭
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a few of the world's most underrated masterpieces pt 5
skin - basement revolver
flames - wildes
tulsa jesus freak - lana del rey
blackhole - basement revolver
love more - sharon van etten
#underrated#masterpiece#pt 5#music#alternative#basement revolver#wildes#lana del rey#sharon van etten
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Album Review: Wildes - Other Words Fail Me
#AlbumReview: @wildesmusic - Other Words Fail Me A strong, compelling debut album from the versatile songwriter @warmthagency #newmusic #review #indierock #indiepop #folk #singersongwriter #Wildes #pop #indie
For Ella Walker, aka Wildes, Other Words Fail Me was the results of a long, hard battle with forces in her life, and with herself. Written during the pandemic, the album is “a breakup album written long before the breakup itself”, as Walker struggled to free herself from an emotionally abusive relationship, and learned to be honest with herself. Knowing this, it’s not surprising that the opening…
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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roommate texted this to me……..
#having an absolutely wild time with it this week#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#laios touden#farcille#erros doesnt know how to shut up#1k#2k#5k#10k#15k#20k#30k#50k#100k
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“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”
The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.
Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.
“You a cop?”
The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”
A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.
Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”
A nod.
“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”
A nod.
“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”
A tiny, miserable nod.
“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’
“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”
Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.
The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.
“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”
The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.
“I can work with that,” said the witch.
#swan maiden#the wild swans#swan lake#fairy tales#short story#microfiction#narrativia#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k
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has anyone done this yet
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#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi fanart#senshi of izganda#laios touden#digital art#meme redraw#100#500#1k#!?#5k#10k#HUH#thanks guys this is wild
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing#and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
#Ant photo by Alex Wild. Inspirational ant image by me.#In a sense‚ the Ant mindset is antithetical to those who follow the Wolf. The lone‚ individualist “alpha” inclinations simply do not apply.#The Ant values her work and her sisters. She is a humble worker and brave soldier. So small‚ yet so strong... Because she's never alone.#This post was a lie. I'm actually already this theoretical person.
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The witch of Henford-on-Bagley Amelia hopes she'll discover a new (hopefully useful) potion. She has her little farm in HoB but she also makes potions and herbal remedies that she sells to the villagers.
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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