#wild headcannons

[hylianchampion17]

experimenting with some new brushes. i made zelda a light dragon-themed maxi dress. the apron resembles a dragon scale, and she’s wearing piercing-master sword earrings.

inspired by HolyClothing’s beautiful medieval ware (i have a dress by them and it’s gorgeous). hope you enjoy!

[overanalysingfandoms]

Ok, so I know without even looking at the Scarian tag that everyone will be calling their interactions this session divorce coded (and that's valid)

However, THIS IS JUST HOW THEY FLIRT

Like, Scar being obsessed with killing Grian and then Grian blowing up his reputation board once he does???? Get a room. They are staring into eachothers eyes daring the other to do something, this is not divorce, this is enrichment

Exhibit B: Immediately after the whole murder and destruction of property debacle, when Grian has promised to hunt Scar until he's out (kinky) and Scar is hiding in Joel's car with the bamboozlers and the family and the sub ones are staring at them Scar LITERALLY DESCRIBES "THEIR SOCKET EYES" like???? only one man staring at you has socket eyes Scar, are you too busy getting lost in them to notice that???? Hmmmmm

Not to mention that after Mumbo's disastrous lava murder attempt Scar immediately runs right over to Grian and stands as close to him as physically possible for NO REASON!!!! Sir, this man has promised to murder you after you spent 50% of the session being obsessed with murdering him and now you're all up in his personal space whispering in his ear???? The least divorced thing I've seen all day, these two are absolutely openly disgustingly insane about eachother IN PUBLIC for everyone to see

AND Grian once more respawned in Scar's bed

This session is just the minecraft equivalent of making out in public and nobody can change my mind

[factual-fantasy]

I got these little guys before your Pokémon posts, but now I can’t think of them as anyone but Grim and Sylvester!!

"Look Grim!! Its us!! :0000"

[alaritheaurora]

Ough headcanon that the reason Scott Pearl and Cleo keep teaming up is because it's predictable. Scott has always been friends with Cleo he knows what she's like, knows what to and not to do. Pearl and Cleo are used to eachothers different flavours of hurt and betrayal. Scott and Pearl are expecting things to go wrong. They teamed up because "at least if I'm getting betrayed I'll be expecting it". Impulse is part of the team because he's experienced each of them as well, he knows how Cleo reacts to betrayal. He's been by Pearl's side when she goes crazy. He's experienced Scott's undying loyalty. He's been so dedicated and serious and thought, "Well if I'm going to have fun, might as well commit" This team isn't built on friendship and trust. It's built on "we can get along, we have before, and we can now. And if it goes wrong, so be it" A fourway agreement of "I'll protect so until you stop protecting me" and deep down all of them hope "I hope it can go back to the way it was"

[kenneduck]

Doodled BOTW / Age of Calamity Sheik! I had fun with this!! I imagine Zelda to have gotten fed up with her assigned knight keeping a constant eye on her. She wants to find other ways to prevent the Calamity without the obstacles of being the princess, so one night, she steals some of Impa’s garments to sneak from the castle.

Though, Link is quick to take notice of the princess’ disappearance, and a sneaky figure venturing from the castle.

[littlecrittereli]

enjoy this compilation I made of Chris succumbing to the instincts of the creature power suit

[noxofsky]

stardew valley is so fun because a kind of gay codded sporty guy, an alchoholic, a transmasc emo, a girl who eats rocks, guy who looks like he was inspired by that one blonde guy in the labrinth movie with a guitar, lesbian who doesn't like material things and is still portrayed as vain or a bitch, rock collecting bisexual, the local doctor, a ginger artist, local teacher, And the local robotics major are all enamoured with this goofy farmer who wants to take down their former employer in favor for these little apple creatures.

[mmelete]

Ranking LU Links based on their ability to tan:

Time: Ngl he seems like that one off-white crayon in those crayola boxes. He slept for seven years and lived in a fully shaded forest prior to the coma, this man tans like a rotisserie chicken in the oven. 3/10

Warriors: He can definitely tan. Beach boy vibes. And he'll brag about it too. Just don't bring up that one time he got a tanline from his scarf, that was embarrassing.... 7/10

Twilight: THE MOST HORRENDOUS FARMER'S TAN KNOWN TO MANKIND. Dude this guy never rolls up his sleeves, always in jeans and boots---his feet have never seen the light of day. 7/10

Sky: So, in-game and in LU, he's pretty pale. Which is ironic, since he LITERALLY LIVES. IN THE SKY. My man has been getting point-blank sun rays since 1 week old, he's never not tan. 8/10

Legend: Technically, he adventures a lot, especially outside, so you'd think he'd be decently tan. But I think it would be hilarious if he was just like Time. This little spunky guy gets annihilated by the sun daily, refuses to wear sunscreen, gets made fun of for looking like Pink Panther, gets burned again the next day (it's an endless cycle). 2/10

Hyrule: Has the best tan ever, zero sweat. He doesn't even realize how it happens. He'll be laying by the beach all day, wake up from a five-hour-long nap and glow. Picture perfect tan, zero effort, Warriors is jealous (but refuses to admit it). 10/10

Wind: He literally lives on an island, and despite how pale he is in-game, my man is rivaling Twilight with how ATROCIOUS his tan-lines are. Wind also absolutely has a disgusting sandal/flip-flop tanline. 6/10

Wild: My guy has run around naked way longer than he cares to admit. He's taking that secret to the grave. Full body tan, no notes needed. 9/10

Four: He is like a Discord mod but the blacksmith version. You know how Shadow burns in the sun or whatever? Four does too, and doesn't even have the excuse of being a shadow being. Sunscreen can't even help him. Getting burned by a furnace fire? Easy, no problem. Getting burned by the sun? Fatal blow, insta death game over. 1/10

[floef-likes-minecraft]

Can't stop thinking about how Etho came RUNNING for Jimmy when the wildcard was about to be activated and Jimmy was freaking out. Crumbs I say, crumbs.

[akidachi]

i have been rotating them around in my head for months

[kyoodledoodle]

LIFE SERIES SPECIES HEADCANNONS

*these are for people who haven’t changed season to season*

Pearl- Moon touched elf- pointy ears, slit pupils, deep scars can heal to look like constellations, white wings with blueish crescent shapes at the end of feathers

Skizz- meteor touched elf- same as Pearl, except two pairs of wings that are tan with brown and gold speckles

Tango- fire genasi (this is DnD now)

Gem- mild shapeshifter (across all smps not just life series), she can’t always choose her form, and it’s often influenced by what’s around her. Ex: she has some deer and wolf traits in the life series bc her environment wants her to conform to both a predator and a prey response, neither of which she can fully control

Impulse- Human

Cleo- undead, like a zombie but pretty weird. She was brought back, but instead of her body being Frankensteined it’s her soul that has been shoddily put back together in her undead body (I have no idea why this would have happened, or why she died in the first place)

Grian- Avian, pretty simple

Scott- Fae (fae as in weird magic creature not fairy). his features aren’t as noticeable, but he has stars in his eyes and his freckles/ blemishes are also stars.

Scar- human

Lizzie- elf/ fae. She has slightly cat like features. She’s also quite tall

Joel- half elf

[hylianchampion17]

like real people do 💛

more wedding zelink for you guys! trying out some new brushes! inspired from “Like Real People Do” by Hozier

[nuggeteri]

i feel as though now is the time to talk about my headcannons!

Ren and Martyn are totally a couple living together in the fields and Martyn wears a DRESS (why? cuz yes.) and they're together and that's all they need.

Gem and Joel are prince and princess who have been arranged to marry each other but ran away together as besties instead and are now living their best lives as besties

tuff guys, etho, bdubs and tango were all roommates and etho and bdubs were a couple but broke up. They now have this toxic aa exes relationship and tango feels left out so he also acts like a toxic aa ex.

[trashiiking]

[theredheadedmenace]

LU version of the Mulan’s Ancestors argument scene that’s been rattling around in my head for far too long.

[vala-dreams]

Hey if I headcannon that Wolf link (twilight??) followed/helped Wild through his journey and I also headcannon that Wild, after the long blue gatorade shrine bath, had no concept of being a person and was like a feral child,,,,,,,does that mean that I headcannon that Wild was raised by wolves????