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everyone congratulate dami on finding herself!!
#jupi art#i know dami isnt as much of a fan favorite on tumblr as she is on twitter. but everyone has to know about my darling cracking her egg#damião chaves#dont mind me screenshotting from twitter also. too lazy to retype#also umh. “thancred's wife” is (sighs) not just a cute little pet name. they um. might have eloped. oopsiesssss#sorry. they make me SICK (positive.)
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Yall ever think about the lives you almost lived?
#like a couple different decisions and you’d be a totally different person#was almost a military wife#almost a cosmetologist#almost had an elopement#almost moved out to New Zealand#almost worked in prison admin#n like the most minute things changed the course to me being here#wild to think that I’ll look back and see so many more lives I almost lived as the years go on
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We did it 🖤 10.13.2024
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love watching period movies where the english shit talk the french and think they're immeasurably hotter shit. like if the topic of discussion is which indistinguishable in the ways that matter aristrocratic colonial empire is the best at the elitism game, maybe start with acknowledging france has an actual sun and better food and incredible fashion, those being the whole substance of the Period Drama discourse and the only concerns of the nobility and landed gentry. how are you gonna live your life obsessed with balls and hunts and estates and connections and still diss the one shit country that was doing it so much better than you just because they allowed themselves to laugh out loud and have facial expressions lol
#this is a joke post#i'm very funny#“these scandalous ill bred french!” “yeah i'm going away to france for my education”#“yeah we'll definitely be staying near the sea side for my health. definitely will hate it there though.”#“france is perfect except for these boisterous rude french”#just admit you're seething from your vitamin d deficiency#which scandalous raven haired french scoundrel eloped with your sister and robbed her of her fortune bestie#which covetous and wanton french woman seduced your cousin and is now being a most improper wife and why are you still seething about it
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys 😁 the good dutiful fourth son 😁#the og machiavellian propaganda maker 😁 who will do Anything to get what he wants 😁 esp for the good of his house and the Realm 😁#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)#(he is a crazy person x2.)#and that's on today's episode of:#blackened bones au
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THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT??????
#the witch from mercury#mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury#g-witch#miorine rembran#suletta mercury#guel jeturk#sulemio#THIS HURT ME SO BAD IM PHYSICALLY ILL#THE FUCKING TROJAN VIRUS MIO DID TO SULUETTA AND FOR IT TO SING HAPPPY BIRTHDAY?? YALLS PLAYIN#MIO HONEY DARLING DID IT HURT WHEN YOU SAID ALL THOSE THINGS TO YOUR BELOVED?#THIS IS A CONFESSION OF LOVE!!!! (please take a hint im tryrna protect you)#GRUEL IS JUST THERE TO BE LIKE..... FOLLOWING HIS DA'S FOOTSTEPS#LIKE VIM HAD A WIFE AND A LOVER.... THEN HIS WIFE AND HIS LOVER ELOPED MSLKDJFSLKDF#GRUEL I MAY SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU BUT...... IM GLAD U KNOW UR PLACE#i HATE HATE HATE THAT I HATF THAT THIS TORE MA APART!!!!!!! IVE HAD ENOGUH!!!! (please hurt me more)#I JUST WANT..... A WEDDING..... BUT NOT THE GURREN LAGGAN TYPE OF WEDDING NO NO NO NOT THAT PLEASE#daily misadventures#dont @ me im emo
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HI @mjrdm HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! im always shy posting my art buut i hope u enjoy these butlers :] ty for introducing me to the homicidal manservant ever
#im throwing confetti and he ^ cut the cake with telekinesis#god. the blorbo. the wife. u have great taste fr#i keep thinking abt the thing u said 'i wish this guy threw me into a wall and beat me to death' like#<- 1. this is SO funny i chuckled out loud when i read it and 2. i get it. now i understand#i watched a playthrough of the game and when he brought down all the statues ?? like damn ok... 😳 who said that.#if his hands got free he would be unstoppable i think#also i love how he just fucking kills the player. hes so focused on his job that he's like 'i dont have time for this. WASHING MACHINE'#and i love his outfit every other adult has like stains or something on their outfit but his trousers are ironed with a damn crease#i hope he gets enough vacation days#and after the pretender + raincoat girl went away he just went 'screw it' and eloped w the craftsman <3 msndjssfjk#^ i still need to think abt their dynamic pls educate me if u would like i am curious !#ANYWAY..... I RAMBLED skdsfshjf happy birthday and i hope ur able to relax!!#vln butler
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would KILL to see the asian countries in your style #ngl i love your art !!!!!!!!!
YO I have not drawn the asian countries as much as I should so if yall got requests for em, let me know!! thank you so much btw!! <3
I was actually thinking of doing the asean dtiys that was around last month so keep posted 👀
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On a scale of 1-10,how much do u love your partner?
Me:
#sweeney todd#benjamin barker#he was really and truly one of the og wife guys#him and jonathan harker#they set the standards#also anthony would/will be when he elopes with johanna
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one month until the wedding....
#any and all negative feelings i hage around about having the thing planned properly#the 'why don't we just elope' thoughts are setting in#its dark outside style thoughts#ooooooo fuck i am excited though#im gonna have a WIFE
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in the flowers in the palace au, when did lwj realize that she was in love with wwx? It seems like she knows by the first part of the series, since lqr is trying to encourage lwj to marry and she's refusing, so did lwj fall in love when wwx was studying at the cr (if that happened in this verse)?
Lan Wangji's love realization happens when Wei Wuxian breaks into the Cloud Recesses to comfort her in "for myself, in my frenzied heart." This doesn't have much to do with Lan Wangji's refusal to marry; she was simply raised differently from most other girls in the FITP universe, because Lan Qiren and Qingheng-jun knew they could rely on Nie Mingjue to protect her after their deaths through NMJ's marriage to Lan Xichen.
During Lan Wangji's childhood, Nie Mingjue's father was a high-ranking general who controlled the most important military garrison in the empire, and LQR/QHJ were confident that Lan Wangji would be free to live the life she wanted (and stay safe from power plays within the Lan clan) as long as LXC had the Nie family behind her. Thus, LWJ was allowed to choose the subjects she studied after she came of age; and when she decided to pursue higher studies in music and weapons training instead of learning how to manage a household, QHJ didn't object.
By 21, Lan Wangji would have found it extremely difficult to fulfill any of the responsibilities of a gentry wife, so QHJ/LQR never considered marrying her off until Qin Su joined NMJ's harem as a concubine (signaling a loss of favor/power on Lan Xichen's part).
#asks#flowers in the palace#lan wangji#reference#part of the problem (re: lwj living the life she wants as an unmarried woman)#is that there are male heirs around who would refuse to respect lwj's leadership of the clan in future#and unlike say jiang yanli#lxc and lwj do not have a maternal family to back them up#because their mother was a wen princess who eloped with qingheng-jun and then went into seclusion for the next 16 years#so wrh wouldn't find out#and after lqr and qhj passed away lwj would have no one to protect her within the cr#luckily by the time madam lan died lxc was 14 and already pretty much spoken for re: marriage#so she had the assurance of future protection through her sister after losing her mother#and qhj rly didn't want to think about a backup plan for lwj bc he'd only need one if lxc or nmj died before their marriage could happen#and at the time nmj was the heir to a dukedom and part of a strictly monogamous family#so qhj figured that lxc would have all the power she needed as a) nmj's wife or b) his widow if he was killed in war#he was not counting on nmj overthrowing wrh and crowning himself emperor
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my one cousin has sons named River and Ryder which are both individually fine names if not really my style but sound ridiculous together imo. he really likes one type of name i guess.
#this is the same cousin who eloped w his wife and then sent literally everyone a wedding registry with a bunch of really expensive stuff on#it. sir you didnt even have a wedding that we were invited to.
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LEVERAGE! \o/
(That is all but it needed to be said)
LEVERAGE!!!!
true story: when I taught narrative design at a uni (once upon a past career), we explicitly told students to go watch an episode of leverage to break down the plot points and see how a 5 beat plot arc worked. And also to see how you could apply real world research to generate a plot.
"reading" list for that class was wild, and included: 1xep of leverage, long form article on the corrupted blood incident, a single page of the pathfinder GM guide of playing horror campaigns, several games of five card nancy, and playing at least half an hour of zork
#coats chats#frost's words#(I say reading list but like. we didn't reaaaaally have one those were just 'hey look into these if you want we rec doing so.'#it was a pretty chill class to do tbh it was mostly project work)#Also I met my wife through the leverage fandom!!#elope with your tumblr mutuals it is 100% recommended 1/1 coats agrees.
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#70s wedding#wedding#elopment#simplicity#70s america#long hair#authenticity#genuinely#beautiful day#sunshine#light#blue dress#flower dress#originality#flower girl#love#loving each other#selfless love#forever#husband wife#living together#the simple life#simple things#happiness#hippies#bohemian#boho#joyful#the groom#the bride
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Piers and Amanda sitting on the couch one day and Amanda pipes up going "ya know... We should probably like... Have an actual civil ceremony--" which then prompts Piers to remember "oh fuck yeah we never did that, did we?"
#manda and piers have been saying they're married for years cause piers just kinda decided to start calling manda his wife one day#and the two of them both rolled with it and they just... forgot to actually go get eloped--#so :) stay tuned--#ship: sunshine in spikemuth#punk king of spikemuth#also yes this is a shout out to how on my old blog I said fuck it we're married
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