#widowmaker vore

[blackmambaboobs]

Requests Are Open (Read First, Please)!

Howdy! I’m in the mood to write Reader insert stuff and wanted to let you know what I will and won't write! But first, introductions! A little bit about me: I'm Rot, 20, I use they/them pronouns and have been writing since I was young! I love to write about the fandoms I hyperfixate on and share my work with others that are into the same stuff as me! Note: I will often go without writing for weird lengths of time and that includes answering requests. This is due to my Executive Dysfunction and other mental health issues, so please be patient with me! I also like to post my drawn art on here as well from time to time!

Fandoms: ⭐ FNAF: Security Breach: Monty, Chica, Roxy, Freddy, Sundrop, Moondrop ⭐ Star Wars (The Mandalorian, The Book Of Boba Fett, Clone Wars, etc'): Boba, Paz, Fennec, Din, Plo Koon, Poe, Kylo, K2SO, Grievous, Han, Darth Maul ⭐ TF2: Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Scout, Medic, Heavy, Demoman, Soldier, Pyro, Ms. Pauling, Saxton ⭐ Transformers (TFP, TFA, Gen 1, RID2015, and MTMTE): Any ⭐ Call Of Duty: Konig, Ghost, John, Soap, Alejandro, Rudy, Gaz, Keegan, Roach, Valeria, Krueger, Graves ⭐ Overwatch (1, 2): Reaper, Sombra, Soldier 76, Tracer, Genji, Hanzo, Reinhardt, Ramattra, Zenyatta, Maximilien, Cole, Doomfist, Mauga, Lifeweaver, Mercy, Moira, Sigma, Venture, D.Va, Roadhog, Junkrat, Widowmaker, Lucio, Zarya ⭐ Poppy Playtime: Catnap, Dogday, Huggy Wuggy ⭐ Pressure: Painter, Sebastian ⭐ Marvel: Ultron, Tony, Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, Bruce, Sam Wilson, Loki, Deadpool, Logan, Colossus, Venom, Eddie, Doc Ock, The Spot (Spider-Verse), Miguel (Spider-Verse), Spider Noir (Spider-Verse), Peter B. Parker (Spider-Verse), Cable ⭐ JJBA: Jotaro (Adult only), Jonathan, Avdol, Polnareff, Holy, DIO, N'Doul, Rohan, Bruno, Abbacchio Risotto, Ghiaccio, Jolyne, Ermes, Weather Report, Anasui Monsters/Creatures: ⭐ Centaurs ⭐ Elves ⭐ Demons ⭐ Angels ⭐ Orcs ⭐ Dragons ⭐ Hybrids ⭐ Nagas ⭐ Harpies ⭐ Mermaids ⭐ Vampires ⭐ Werewolves ⭐ Cyclops ⭐ Driders ⭐ Gargoyles ⭐ Ghosts ⭐ Aliens ⭐ Robots/Androids ⭐ Shadow beings ⭐ Anything tentacle related ⭐ Dullahans ⭐ Kitsunes Will Write About: ⭐ Smut ⭐ Suggestive ⭐ Angst ⭐ Fluff ⭐ SFW ⭐ Violence/Gore ⭐ Dub-Con ⭐ Anything mental/physical health conditions or illnesses related (as long as I'm familiar with the said condition or illness) ⭐ Anything death related ⭐ Different cultures or traditions (as long as I'm familiar with said cultures or traditions, I'm not trying to stereotype or offend others in any way) ⭐ Self-harm scars ⭐ Alcohol ⭐ Drugs (Only about Weed and Shrooms) ⭐ Smoking/vaping ⭐ Anything medical related (as long as I'm familiar with it) ⭐ Group sex ⭐ A/B/O (Omegaverse) ⭐ AUs Won't Write About: ⭐ Incest/Stepcest ⭐ Rape/Non-Con ⭐ Pedophilia  ⭐ Zoophilia/Beastiality ⭐ Self-harm/Suicide  ⭐ Cheating (infidelity) ⭐ Any kinks or fetishes related to scat, urine, feet, death, vore, ageplay, or CNC ⭐ Substance abuse or addictions ⭐ Orgies ⭐ Anything Proship/comship related ⭐ Anything that encourages or agrees with illegal and/or harmful activities ⭐ OCs/FCs Note: I only do gender neutral Reader (unless you specifically request AFAB, AMAB, or Intersex) and will only do four characters at a time for multiple character headcanons! If you aren't sure if what you requested is allowed or you have questions, just ask! I'll gladly let you know! If I write about a topic or subject (medical, cultures, etc') incorrectly, please be patient with me and inform me!

[f-yeah-macro-overwatch]

Widows Prey 9 by thunder-stump

[sleepyfaequeen]

MASTERLIST

Request Info

requests: open

request count: dew it.

masterlist: still processing..

rules:

No neko reader(just don't/Kitsune allowed)

No scat

No piss

No vore

No younger age x older(no underage romance)

No degrading (there's a limit)

No, I can't do male character x male character/reader(some people are blessed with that writing type, plus it's been awhile since I've been able to do that).

I don't do character x character

If I take awhile to reply just know I'm busy. I have a life so just chill out a bit. I'll get to you when I get to you.

When requesting, please let me know what you want. Be as descriptive as you can. Let me know if you want a headcanon, one-shot or story. I'm doing my absolute best to satisfy you're eyes with my writing so don't be afraid and let me know.

Word count: it's a lot of words, you'll get more than a few paragraphs.

Things I will write:

I write for fem!reader (she/her pronouns)

Related to character prompts

Fluff

Smut/NSFW/Lime

Pregnancy

Periods

Angst etc.

Au's/modern

Crossovers

Fandom List I write for:

Overwatch

Jack Morridon/Soldier76

Gabriel Reyes/Reaper

Ana Amari

Mercy/Angela Zeigler

Genji Shimada

Hanzo Shimada

Symmetra/Satya Vaswani

Moira O'Deorain

Ramattra

Zenyatta

Sombra/Olivia Colomar

D'va/Hana Song

Widowmaker/Amélie Guillard

Junker Queen/Odessa "Dez" Stone

Sojourn/Vivian Chase

Kiriko Kamori

Niran "Lifeweaver"

Genshin Impact

Xiao

Diluc

Kaeya

Childe

Zhongli

Dead By Daylight

Onryō/Sadako

Huntress/Anna

Michael Myers

Trickster/Ji-Woon Hak

Artist/Carmina Mora

Path to Nowhere(every character but the young ones)

Bayonetta

Pokemon Violet

Final Fantasy 7

[macabrecabra]

I'd let mer Widow eat me. In any sense of the word she wants.

...You have fun getting chewedup then there Anon. Widowmaker's species makes humans a personalfavorite prey to devour. Tiny, bite-sized snacks.

[undeuxtroiskillshot-a]

[[i want that widowmaker statue so i can lick it]] 

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

So...who gets the slobbiest after a vore binge?

Widowmaker or Boa

[prettyterribleimagines]

Overwatch masterlist

Hello! this is my Overwatch masterlist. The further you scrow down on each topic, you will get to more recent posts. Even if the first ones aren’t up to your standards, please look at the newer ones, I l like to think I improved a lot :P  If you would like any of these hcs remade, just send me a request.

SFW

Yandere Sombra stalking her Darling hcs

below the cut is nsfw content, continue only if you’re 18 years old or older

NSFW

D.va stepping on her S/O with high heels imagine

going further you will find fetish content; it may be really upsetting to some since it contains fut*nari, v*re, BDSM and many other taboo. continue if don’t mind seeing mentions of these

Fetish material

D.va making her male S/O crossdress hcs

Futa mercy, d.va, sobra and mei hcs

Tracer, Brigitte, Pharah and Mercy vore hcs

Sombra, Widowmaker, D.VA and Ashe vore hcs

[f-yeah-macro-overwatch]

(COM) Doctors Orders... 1/3 by tsukai91

[eyebeastposts]

FanFiction Road: B-Expansions

SUGGESTION PHASE ENDED

   The time has once again come to set out on the road of fan fiction. However, the path this time has reached a fork in the road leading down several paths. Instead of focusing on a single type of story, I'm going to poll about various characters through a variety of expansions that all begin with the letter B. These include Breasts, Butt, Belly, Balloon (Inflation), Behemonth (Giant), Berry (Various Fruit), Breeder (Pregnancy), and Bulk (Muscle). Just as before, this event will be broken up into two parts, both requiring reader participation to ensure the most popular story idea gets written.

   First up will be the suggestions phase. While my mind is a creative and perverted place, it does has its limits. I'm going to be opening up suggestions for characters to put into the polls. Obviously there are going to be some guidelines to keep things civil and controlled, which you can find below. In addition, for the first time I'll be publicly posting the characters involved as the event goes on. I'll still be keeping the main story ideas hidden to leave somethings a mystery, but hopefully this should help things along and encourage more people to submit ideas.

   The other half of this journey will be the voting period. Once I've gathered enough story ideas, it will be time to put them up against one another to see what will reign supreme. The stories will start by being separated into their respective categories for the first round of voting. Once the initial polls are done, I'll take the top two ideas from each category and put them into randomized brackets. I'll keep running polls until only a single story idea remains to claim victory.   This event can only succeed through group cooperation. I want to write different stories, but I also want to ensure it's something my audience will enjoy. At the very least, this event gives me a chance to try out new scenarios to both entertain my readers and improve my writing skills. With that said, I ask that you all take my hand as we walk down this road together.

Submission Guidelines

1. You can submit story ideas to me by either my ask box or messaging me directly. Just like writing prompt submissions, none of the ideas will be tagged with the original owner, so all submissions will be anonymous.

2. It is acceptable to send just characters attached to specific expansions, but I will pay attention to more elaborate descriptions. I'm looking for scenarios to put the characters in, things like setting, why they are changing, how are they reacting, and what the final results are such as size and mindset. The only limitation is that I ask you keep ideas to no more than a paragraph long.

3. You can submit as many characters or ideas as you like until I close the suggestion phase. The suggestions can also include groups of characters, not just one. 4. The usual NO's are in effect when in it comes to content: No vore, gore, scat, rape, or anything sexual involving underage characters.

5. I can not give a detailed list on what characters I can and cannot do, since a lot of it is going to be on a case by case basis. That being said, the following are definite character rejections: My Little Pony, Sonic characters, children, and real people.

6. In addition to the main expansions, you can suggest secondary effects to go along with them. For example, loss of IQ when growing muscles, cow person TF for breast expansion, gassy for inflation, etc. However, the main focus should be on one of the main expansion ideas. I will list a few of these characteristics next to each category as we go on to help inspire ideas. 7. While you can submit to any category you want, I will limit each pool to 10 ideas. I can and will swap out characters if a list is filled and I like one idea over the other, but don't bet on it. Please try to help out any categories that are still short to fill out the polls.

8. You can submit characters that are already listed, but they have to be for a different category.

9. Pictures can be submitted to help get ideas across or as the entire submission, but I will only accept links from the following:    Deviantart, Twitter, Tumblr, Pixiv, and Furaffinity

10. This event will go on until each each category has at least 5 entries. Categories

Breast Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Lactation, Cow TF, Multibreast, Bimbofication

1. Urbosa (Legend of Zelda)

2. Tomoko (Watamote)

3. Aqua (Konosuba)

4. Hex Maniac (Pokemon)

5. Ryuko (Kill La Kill)

6. Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

7. Ann Tamaki (Persona)

8. Mercy (Overwatch)

9. Lilith (Borderlands)

10. Mai Valentine (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Butt Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Farting, Donkey TF

1. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

2. Athena (Borderlands)

3. Tracer (Overwatch)

4. Morrigan (Darkstalkers)

5. Widowmaker (Overwatch)

6. Parasoul (Skullgirls)

7. Samus (Metroid)

8. Haru Okumura (Persona)

9. Peach (Mario)

10. Mt. Lady (My Hero Academia)

Belly Expansion (NOT Weight Gain. Think spherical stomach via stuffing or water.) -Possible Secondary Effects: Burping

1. Juri (Street Fighter)

2. Lucy (Fairy Tail)

3. Shantae

4. Jill (Valhalla)

5. Tohru (Koboyashi’s Dragon Maid)

6. Darli Dagger (Samurai Shodown)

7. Darkness (Konosuba)

8. Callie/Marie/Pearl/Marina (Splatoon)

9. Korra (Avatar)

10.

Balloon (Inflation) Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Gas, Clown

1. Asuka (Evangelion)

2. Hex Maniac (Pokemon)

3. Kitana (Mortal Kombat)

4. Weiss (RWBY)

5. Mei (Overwatch)

6. Miu Iruma (Danganronpa)

7. Talim (Soulcalibur)

8. Rosalina (Mario)

9. Roxie (Pokemon)

10. Harley Quinn (DC)

Berry (Any Kind of Fruit) Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Rotten (Slob)

1. Monster Musume Girls

2. May (Pokemon)

3. Nico (Devil May Cry)

4. Ryuko (Kill La Kill)

5. Palutena (Kid Icarus)

6. Zarya (Overwatch)

7. Batgirl (DC Comics)

8. Leia (Star Wars)

9. Takemi (Persona)

10. Vault Girl (Fallout)

Breeder (Pregnancy) Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Lactation, TF to match offspring, Egg Laying

1. Mipha (Legend of Zelda)

2. Morrigan (Darkstalkers)

3. Samus (Metroid)

4. Bayonetta

5. Ashley Graham (Resident Evil)

6. Kyu (Huniepop)

7. Graverobber (Darkest Dungeon)

8. Albedo (Overlord)

9. Medusa (Soul Eater)

10. Panne (Fire Emblem)

Bulk (Muscle Growth) Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: IQ Loss, Rage, Bull TF, Caveperson TF

1. Lusamine (Pokemon)

2. Zelda (Breath of the Wild)

3. Aoi Asahina (Danganronpa)

4. Chun-Li (Street Fighter)

5. Asami (Avatar)

6. Ada Wong (Resident Evil)

7. Taki (Soulcalibur)

8. Erza (Fairy Tail)

9. Makise Kurisu (Steins;Gate)

10. Tharja

Behemoth (Giant) Expansion

-Possible Secondary Effects: Monster/Kaiju TF

1. Zelda (Breath of the Wild)

2. Peach, Daisy, Rosalina (Mario)

3. Shantae

4. Flannery (Pokemon)

5. Bernadetta (Fire Emblem)

6. The Handler (Monster Hunter World)

7. Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa)

8.

[shraqsmuses]

Princess Peach & Widowmaker: 🌃 - Same size or size difference? 🥰 - Fluff in vore 😋 - Favorite vore method? (Oral, absorption, etc.) 📷 - Do you prefer to be the predator, prey, or an observer?

Peach -  🌃: "Hmm... I prefer the former. It's easier to be intimate with the people I swallow when I can feel them in my stomach~.

🥰: " I definitely like fluff~! I want my prey to be as comfortable as they can when I swallow them and keep them safe in my belly~."

😋: "I prefer oral vore."

📷: "I don't mind being the prey, the predator, or an observer. I just want to make sure that the other person feels happy with the role they decide to be in~."

Widowmaker -  🌃: "Same-size vore. It's easier to hide when I have someone in my stomach when I'm not a giantess."

🥰: "Hmm... Fluff would be appreciated, especially with how people tend to think of me but it's not something I expect other people to do."

😋: "Oral vore."

📷: "I'll let you guess the answer to this question once. If you guess incorrectly, I'll show you what the answer to it is."

[la-widxwmaker]

Widowmaker vore?

[ao3feed-widowtracer]

Into the Spiders Web

Read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2V5m90e

by Nathanking2474

Lena Oxton AKA Tracer finally has a bead on the assassin known as Widowmaker, but little does she know, she's walking right into a trap.

Words: 1142, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/F

Characters: Lena "Tracer" Oxton, Widowmaker | Amélie Lacroix

Relationships: Lena "Tracer" Oxton/Widowmaker | Amélie Lacroix

Additional Tags: Overwatch - Freeform, Rape/Non-con Elements, Cock Vore, Cum Digestion, Snuff, disposal, Futanari, blowjob, Vaginal Sex, Shrinking, Giantess - Freeform

Read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2V5m90e

[prettyterribleimagines]

What about Sombra, Widowmaker, Ashe, and D.Va vore headcanons?

D.va

She loves eating tinies! So much so that she has her on brand of tinies! She makes advertisement of her brand on her streams, by eating tinies in many different ways! Her favorite is eating them coated in G-fuel

Ashe

She has a bunch of tinies working for her, but sometimes she needs to show dominance over them, that’s why she eat some of them in front of the others. She likes to explode them between her lips and lick their remains from them. In truth she hates eating them, she hates how they pop inside her mouth

Sombra

She takes pleasure in tormenting the tiny before eating them, threatening to eat them for hours before actually doing it. She likes to eat them by parts, first the legs and then the torso and head. She is quite addicted to eating them, she normally eats around 30 every day

Widowmaker

She doesn't eat tinies, she thinks its primitive and barbaric. But sometimes she will indulge in putting some tinies inside her whine glass

[rins-overwatch-imagines-blog]

My Rules

Here’s just a basic set of rules I ask you to follow when considering sending in an ask to me. You don’t necessarily have to follow all of them, I just ask that you be courteous and respect what I’m comfortable or not comfortable with.

My Number 1 Rule: This bog accepts NSFW asks so I ask that you be older than 18 if you’re going to read them. I will allow you to follow me if you’re still underage but that’s only because I do post a lot of cute fluffy things as well, and all my adult content is hidden under a cut. If I find out that you’re underage and are here for adult content though, you will be blocked. That being said, lets get on with the guidelines.

General Rules:

I accept asks for male, female, or gender neutral readers, although if you don’t specify in your ask, I’ll always write the reader as gender neutral.

Please do not message me asking for updates on your ask. I work a full-time job from home and have a puppy I’m training as well so this blog is the last of my priorities and is managed for fun. If you hound me about how far I am in completing your request, I’ll just delete it. However, if you sent in a request and think I may not have received it, you are allowed to ask me if it went through. Just don’t be annoying about it. 

If you want headcanons for one character, I’ll make a post with 5 paragraphs for the prompt. If you want headcanons for more than three characters, I’ll write 3 paragraphs each, and if you want headcanons for five or more characters, I’ll write 2 paragraphs each.

If you want me to write an entire fic for you it will (1) take longer to fill than a regular ask and (2) is limited to one character, or two if you want it to be a poly ship.

If you want me to write yourself or a character into a fic, all I ask is that you send me a detailed description of either you or your character. I am not comfortable writing anything NSFW with you and another character though, so if you want a NSFW fic that isn’t a generic x reader format, you have to send me an OC, not an actual person.

Topics I Will NOT Write For:

Please note I’m open to writing just about anything, and will do research on a topic if I don’t know much about it, but there are still some things I am not at all open to researching, writing about, or posting, and if you send me an ask with something that violates this, it will be deleted.

Any illegal sexual acts including but not limited to: rape, pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, statutory rape, forced sex, etc..

Any sexual acts involving non-sexual bodily fluids including but not limited to: scat, piss, vore, gore, blood (to some extent), open wounds, cannibalism, etc..

Any kind of abusive relationship trope like “Yandere” or “Tsundere” dynamics.

Anything involving a character being Alpha/Beta/Omega verse-related, simply because I’ve tried to research the topic but still don’t know enough about it to write anything that could suit your needs or wants.

Characters I Write For:

Ana Amari | “Ana”

Elizabeth Caledonia | “Ashe”

Bastion | “Bastion” (see below)

B.O.B. | “B.O.B.” (see below)

Brigitte Lindholm | “Brigitte”

Hana Song | “D.Va”

Akande Ogundimu | “Doomfist”

Genji Shimada | “Genji”

Hanzo Shimada | “Hanzo”

Lucio Correia dos Santos | “Lucio”

Jesse McCree | “McCree”

Mei-Ling Zhou | “Mei”

Angela Ziegler | “Mercy”

Moira O’Deorain | “Moira”

Orisa | “Orisa| (see below)

Fareeha Amari | “Pharah”

Gabriel Reyes | “Reaper”

Reinhardt Wilhelm | “Reinhardt”

Mako Rutledge | “Roadhog”

Jack Morrison | “Soldier: 76″ (see below)

Olivia Colomar | “Sombra”

Satya Vaswani | “Symmetra”

Torbjorn Lindholm | “Torbjorn”

Lena Oxton | “Tracer” (see below)

Amelie Lacroix | “Widowmaker”

Winston | “Winston” (see below)

Aleksandra Zaryanova | “Zarya”

Tekhartha Zenyatta | “Zenyatta” (see below)

When it comes to Bastion, B.O.B., Orisa, Winston, and Zenyatta, I will not write anything NSFW or relationship-pertaining. These characters are listed because I will write for them, but only when it involves general interaction with the reader for example, “Can I request something with Winston where he helps the reader repair a piece of their equipment.” Anything that isn’t strictly platonic is off-limits and will be deleted. On the topic of Tracer and Soldier: 76 however, because it has been canonically confirmed that Tracer currently has a girlfriend and 76 has had a boyfriend in the past, but neither have been confirmed as strictly lesbian/gay, bi, pan, etc, I am willing to write them with male, female, or gender neutral readers, but that does not mean I see them as such, and if any ask for them makes me at all uncomfortable, I have the right to delete it as I would any other.

Overwatch OCs I Will Write For:

On the topic of OCs, I am very much into them and would love to hear about or help you with yours, (so feel free to send me a message about it if you want!) and I am also willing to write asks with them given I have enough information about them, and given their original creator has personally given me permission. So far the only OCs I am comfortable writing are my own, which are as follows:

Callen Irving | “Rebound” by @irish-trash-cash​ (me)

Halis Kader | “Paragon” by @irish-trash-cash​ (me)

Finally for those of you who may want to send in an ask for two characters shipped together but don’t know what I’m comfortable with- I’ll write just about any ship so long as it follows the rules listed above. That being said, here’s a list (in no particular order) of my favorite canon character ships that I’m always more than happy to write for, as well as the ship names I recognize them by:

Mercy x Genji | “Gency”

Hanzo x McCree | “McHanzo”

Zarya x Mei | “IceBear”

Ashe x Being an Independent Woman

Mercy x Moira | “MercyKill”

D.Va x Brigitte | “Mekanic”

Pharah x Mercy | “Pharmercy”

Reaper x Soldier: 76 | “Reaper76″

Genji x McCree | “McGenji”

Symmetra x Sombra | “Symmbra”

You x Getting hit by a car on Oasis

D.Va x Lucio | “BunnyRibbit”

Reinhardt x Ana | “AnaHardt”

Sombra x D.Va | “CyBunny”

To conclude this long-ass post I just want to state again that if you send in an ask that breaks any of the rules or regulations, it will be deleted without hesitation, and any repeated offenses will result in you/your IP being blocked from the blog. 

[cyazi]

i wanna vore tracer!

already vored tracer!

then i'll vore widowmaker

i already vored widowmaker

[the-real-overwatch-lore]

there is no title

D.Va is a fake gamr gril

OOOOOOOOO FUICK I’m BACK ON MY BULSLHIT AGIAN

She’s a member of the KKK

She wore white onec so she’s a KKK clan, the Ku Klux Klan Klan if you will

I AM FREE

memebr.

Dva has a confederate flag tramp stamp. She got it after a night out drinking with zenyatta. He got a swastika, which is why he wears the weird belt-sash-thing.

I’m not sure if it’s weirder if brigette and rein are banging or if they’re not

TORBJORN IS HERE WE MUST STOP HIM BEFORE HE BECOMES TOO POWERFUL

WHERE IS DOOMFIST WE NEED HIM NOW, ONLY HE CAN STOP THE POWER OF GOD

JEFF

JE

J

RBJO

ORBJOR

TORBJON

JEFF=TORBJORN

JEFF IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD YOU ALL NEED TO REALIZE THIS++

TORBJORN

ALL HAIL ORB JORB

W HVAE TO STOP GEOFF

BEFORE IT ARE LATE

ALSO

SO

ASLO

D.va being a fake gamer girls of great streaming for showing the tits and ass, became the best startcraft stream in the land. She really sucks dick at games but her rabid following of cucks made her so well know as the best PRO GAMER the korean military falling into her fake gamer grill web soon made her the leader of the mechs. But shes turned out to be shit, now the military is murder all streamers that say otherwise to try and save face, until the propaganda office came up with the russian botnet michael chu, which through the power of slav shit and hacker power made all you sheep believe that it is the writer for overwatch BUT IT IS ALL LIES DO NOT BE FOOLED BUY GOLD BUY GOLD

BUY BITCOIN BUY BITCOIN SELL BITCOIN SELL BITCOIN ITS CRASHING OH GOD MY MORTGAGE HELP

Zarya made the gloglogabgoblosasdfkjnidvcb man. The gobgogobaglab was a russian Omnic that had flesh and got in a house and really liked books. Because it was russian and Zarya is russian that means she made it.

NO BUY OMINCCOIN ITS DEFINITELY NOT A SCAN

Donald Glover is hero #503, his ult will just uninstall the game and pirate his entire discography

ULTRA INSTINCT IS A GIRL WITH A DICK

No fuck you instinct is the worst skill

And then we watched shitposting the end

Gerard and reyes were lesbian lovers which is why widowmaker joined talon for the reverse-dead-husband-cuck fetishists out there

So how is omnic babby formed?

Simple really, ordinary birth.

Well that’s done.

Can human fuck the ombrik?

Ord can only the omdick fuk the hummus?

Lrn 2 sple

Nej

Vore-based ult when

Zarya’s ult is a Vore ult cuz it sucks

O shit

Ur riech

Hitler as a servant went I NEED GENDERSWAPPED LOLI HITLER EVERYONE KNOWS SHE’S THE CUTEST BEST WAIFU SHE KILLED THE JEWS BECAUSE SHE WANTED YOU TO NOTICE HER

\\

NO FUCK YOU MUSSOLINE BEST WAIFU

So would Hitler be flat or have massive tits? Like this is what keeps the smart people up at

night Stephen Hawking’s last thoughts were about This very thing

No, have you seen that motherfucker’s paintings? Landscapes are FLAT. moe hitler would be flat as a goddamn board

FLAT HITLER IS THE ONE TRUE HITLER

Stalin is thicc as FUCK tho

Tru faks

Eisenhower the true tsundere tho. “It’s not like I want to be elected president or anything, b-b-baaaaka”

Trump is gonna build a wall to keep the omnics out

You real talk tho did trump exist in overwatch? Rhetorical question

Trump founded underwatch but then it got impeached :(

WAIT

NO

MATTIS IS SOLDERI 76

IT ALL MAKE SENSE

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