#wich is quite the claim

[so-you-melted-22]

Of course AO3 goes down just when I get to a fucking cliffhanger!!

[kyra3128]

Look I don’t want to be a hater except I do.

James vowels and Williams are maybe my biggest opp of all time ever for the rest of time because I understand his decisions but his reasoning is so fucking stupid and the way he goes about things is even more incompetent. I am a massive Logan fan but like I can understand that he costs quite a lot (except HES CRASHED LIKE TWICE ALL SEASON) and from a business decision getting rid of him is the best chance but to say you want to “maximise points” is such obvious bullshit because the Williams is a tractor no matter who drives it and from a pr perspective is incredibly terrible but to replace the driver who was taken out of f2 too quickly and was rushed to an f1 seat with a driver who is taken out of f2 even quicker is so stupid especially considering rookies are more inexperienced and have a higher chance of crashing and less likelihood of scoring points. But they’re also harming colapintos career because there aren’t any seats until 2026 at a push so while yeah it’s great 9 whole races in f1! Awesome! Until for the next two years he’s stuck in another series or as a reserve driver. And in a Williams he won’t be able to accurately display his skills to other prospective teams as the car is not performing anywhere near the midfield teams vowels claims there compeating with wich essentially puts colapintos career in a sort of purgatory similar to Liam Lawson where he’s showed what he can do but isn’t given the opportunity to be a permanent member of the grid.

TLDR: I just think that Williams are incredibly stupid and fucking dumb and destroy their drivers careers unintentionally.

[yoyomomiko]

heyyy!! I was wondering if you could write a Muichiro x s/o similar to Usagi Tsukino from Sailor Moon?? If you don't know who she is she's a really clumsy girl that's quite emotional and lazy. She's really sweet and she can get jealous easily over her boyfriend. If you can't do this it's okay!

“She wasn't supposed to be talking to you.”

Pairing: Muichiro x F!reader

Summary: Just Muichiro with an S/O that's clumsy, slightly emotional and easily gets jealous;

Warnings: Jealousy;

(A/N): Hiii! I'm not really sure how i should've written this, but i tried my best!! Sorry if this isn't what you wanted... (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

The sun shined brightly, as you made your way through the dirt path. Each step you made left dust behind, as you quickened your pace.

Your heart skipped a beat when you caught sight of Muichiro, your boyfriend. The corners of your lips tugged upwards, forming a smile on your face, as you started to sprint towards him, wich made him turn around to the sound of your shoes tapping on the path.

Unfortunately, fate had other plans for you. You tripped over your other foot, and went flying forwards, falling face flat on the ground.

Muichiro's eyes widened in surprise, lips twitching with a hint of a chuckle. He made his way to you, crouching down as he took your hand in his, pulling you back to your feet.

Once you got up, you threw yourself into Muichiro. You gently wrap your arms around him, feeling the warmth of his embrace as you hold him close, cherishing the moment togheter.

“I missed you!” You exclaimed as your grip got tighter.

“It's only been about a week, i think...” Muichiro spoke in his usual quiet and calm tone, lowering his voice.

“It's still too long!” You claimed while pulling away from him, already missing the comforting warmth.

Muichiro nodded his head, a smile making its way on his face. It was rare to see him smile, and your heart instantly started beating faster, a faded blush slowly rising on your face.

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“Get up, it's starting to get dark.” Muichiro mentioned, watching your relaxed expression.

“No... Five more minutes!” You whined, head laying back, hitting the tree trunk, making you flinch slightly at the impact.

“No, i'm not waiting anymore. You've been sleeping for what feels like too long!” He replied, his voice slightly higher than usual.

“It's only been like... 3 hours...” You muttered while looking around with squinted eyes.

“Come on, we have to go back...”

“No!”

“Fine then, i'm leaving without you.”

Muichiro began to walk away from the tree you were resting against, as you glanced towards his form.

“What? No! Don't leave!”

You crawled a little, forcing yourself to your feet as you ran towards him. All of the sudden, you tripped over a small stone, and fell hard on the path, making Muichiro turn towards you.

“Ow!” You winced as you made contact with the ground.

Muichiro quickly walked up to you, picking you up and examining you for any possible injuries.

The only thing he caught a glimpse of was a small bruise on your cheek.

“You're fine... But be more careful...” He stated while taking your hand in his, gently brushing his other hand on your bruised cheek.

You started pouting and you looked like you could cry any moment, but instantly smiled and quickly kissed Muichiro's lips, before pulling away and running as far as possible from him, tripping and falling down yet again.

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The small town was filled with noises, crowds everywhere, people eager to buy anything.

Mitsuri brought you and Muichiro to check out some stuff there, since you didn't usually go anywhere with your boyfriend.

But, something had been bothering you for some time ever since Mitsuri went to buy food for the three of you...

You glared at the girl who dared to set her gaze upon your boyfriend, heart beating faster.

You didn't know her, and you were sure he didn't know her either. Your face heated up, and you started getting a headache.

Her voice seemed so annoying, and yet Muichiro wasted his breath just talking to her.

Were you jealous?

You couldn't stand it anymore, and you wandered towards Muichiro, clinging onto his arm.

“Hello! Am i interrupting something? Do i know you?” You asked sweetly, trying not to seem too jealous.

“No, excuse me, i just wanted to know-”

“Ask someone else.” You replied with a kind smile, tilting your head at the girl.

The girl looked puzzled, but shrugged her shoulders and left. Muichiro raised his eyebrows, his eyes setting on you.

“What was that...?” He asked in a quiet voice.

“What was what? She wasn't supposed to be talking to you.”

“She wasn't... Flirting...”

“She... She wasn't?” You started to feel slightly embarassed, since you thought she was making sweet eyes at him earlier.

You felt sorry that you spoke to the poor girl in such a mean tone, and felt the need to go back to her and apologize, but you had other plans right now.

“It doesn't matter, let's go and find miss Kanroji!” You smiled brighter, taking his hand in yours, wandering through the loud crowd of people.

[nai-z4ro-0ne]

Hungry G.epard thoughts again bc I miss him. At the end of the quest, when people from underworld was finally free to go out, he did as much as he could to make form a good relationship between its people and the s.ilvermane guards, attending to its issues and organizing events to break the ice, the first of events being a great banquet to welcome them into the surface and celebrate their freedom.

Now, I see G.epard as man who can eat quite a lot, he's strong and muscly and works so much everyday, so he always ends working up an appetite. But at this banquet, he would barely touch the food, putting a miserably small portion on his plate and claiming he's had enough when he finished. He's clearly lying. But the thing is, this is not an event for him to get his fill, it's for the people of the underworld to do it, the people of B.elobog wich he has swore to protect and take care of. All of those people, some of them kids, had spent so much time without having enough of basically anything, including food. So to him, it's the correct thing to do to stay hungry today if the rest can have their fill and even some more.

He doesn't expect anyone to notice it, after all, the place is all noisy with the conversation, laughter and music, so surely no one would hear his tummy complaining, growing more insistent as he watch the others eating the best dishes B.elobog has to offer, and knowing he isn't going to get any of that.

To his annoyement, at the end there IS someone who notes it. When everyone is finally going home and now it's time to tide up, S.ampo aproaches G.epard, making teasing coments about his still rumbling and very much empty tummy. And now that there isn't as much of a fuss as before, he can't just deny it. It really is just S.ampo's personal and annoying way of showing he cares, he may even offer him a snack (or a full meal) to fill up his tummy.

[ill-either-live-or-die-alone]

hihi!!

so i’ve been, as always, doing some (understatement of the century, i didn’t know someone could learn so much about themselves in literally 42 hours) questioning

and i’m pretty sure that i am a median monoconscious system. as well as me, host, am blanketself (not sure exactly how to use that term, like, in a sentence?). also probably blurian and maaaybe cation :> so good detective work lmao!! thank you! <3 /gen

i’m going to go with these terms for a little while, while still doing research on and trying to talk to a psychiatrist about OSDD-1. question- could someone be monoconacious and blanketself while being a disordered system like OSDD? or are those solely endo terms?

anyway- aside from the labels, i think i may have started fleshing out who one of my headmates is? i still have absolutely no clue how to communicate- especially since we’re monoconscious. i did some thinking and made a little drawing, it’s based solely on my personal feelings about how he would look and stuff.

i think that he’s probably formed through trauma- and quite possibly the first fragment to form as well. i don’t know his name- but he’s a version of me that’s younger and regresses- i feel like he’s an age slider? maybe? 5-8 or 9? but like. the most mature 5yo you’ve ever met lmao. tbh maybe he’s just ageless. ACK dude please come out and talk to me and like. explain yourself.

anyway- 5-9 age ????, he/they pronouns and non-binary (tbh my only reassurance that i’m not just making a character or something because i wouldn’t choose he/him pronouns, i absolutely never use them for myself), he’s formed from age regression and pet regression (or my alter humanity? not sure which) i think. he comes out when i’m having a meltdown or when my dad is yelling or scolding us, since i’m pretty sure that’s the trauma causing our fragments, and he’s the traumaholder(?) for that.

anyway, enough nonsense rambling! i’m getting nowhere with this! i drew him a picture :3 he looks a lot like our body, i think we all do (except wednesday maybe, i think she just looks like wednesday), but kinda just a younger and much more androgynous version. and of course he’s got the fluffy floofy ears.

oh also i think he’s nonverbal- or at least very much prefers not to talk, likely due to his trauma and alterhumanity combined together. when he does talk, like, irl when he’s fronting(?) it takes so much effort to get him to talk, and when he does he jumps through hoops to make it baby talk or as indecipherable as possible ? i don’t really understand it, but it definitely happens.

i imagine him slightly different than this, but my drawing skills aren’t capable of depicting it so maybe i’ll find a picrew or something- also unsure if he has the tail but i kinda was getting a tail shift while drawing him so ???

all in all take this with a grain of salt, i’m still fakeclaiming myself :// but i wanted to clutter up your askbox!(/sarc)

in seriousness, thank you, what you’re doing for beings like me(us?) is truly amazing and indescribably helpful <3333 love you mutual!! /platonic, gen

woah boy my answers going to be kind long lolgen/lh

first off about trying to talk to a psychologist/psychiatrist about OSDD 1 we suggest making sure you feel safe with the psychologist/psychiatrist as theres alot of stigma about dissociative disorders in the field...aswell as maybe dont go into it be saying "so someone told me online-" cuz they may believe you are faking(wich isnt something they should be doing..claiming people are faking that is)/gen/lh

also you can definitely be a disordered system and be a Median+Monoconscious/gen(heck im a disordered system whose a gateway system and hydraconscious :3)/gen/lh

also smol you(is it ok for me to refer to him this way?) sounds very interesting/gen

also its really no prolem we love helping others(love you to)/gen/p

[pessimisticmusicbox]

When I like or relate to a character enough, I'll often take their name and use it for myself. Im not quite sure why i do this if im being honest, I dont do it very often to but when i find a character, i really love. i can't help but want to be like them. i dont like my name at all. It has no elegance or interest in it or anything remarkably nice about it. "......" It's boring, but i suppose all names are after a while. It has 6 letters in it, which is a cold number, but it is even, and it has mostly warm letters, which are nice [I dont like cold numbers or odd numbers]. It means something to do with religion, which is ironic cause im probably going to end up in hell anyway. None of my close friends call me it anyway, I'm usually referred to ell although i wouldn't mind more people calling me tori or jane, which are all names I've taken from characters i like. Tori/victoria from Solitaire, Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone, my favourite musical, and the genderbent version of Edd from eddsworld Ell. [who I have since claimed as my own character]..it feels silly but when i find somthing or somone i can really relate to i desire to have some sense of similairty of closeness with them wich i find the easist to achive with name, albeit it has created this sort of affect where i feel i have no real name at all. Although theres only 3 I've really taken on I've been told that i have lots of actual names that my parenrs have aince forgotten with of course the addition of the various ways to say my name and the english version. But if im being honest, im not sure I'll ever have a name that will ever fit me, meaning or sound wise. I guess that it's my fate to be nameless and avoid any proper recognition, and so in addition to my void, i can now add a blank sheet signed "nameless."[Not my art]

[transingthoseformers]

+ SG! Decepticons encountered coastal area.

Audio record log by Dirge

Timestamp cycle 15

Subject : The Fuel

“ We have been walked -i mean STRANDED, preferably lost, for about 4 megacycle right now, no sign of The Nemesis. Every long ranged communcation are glitched.... and if the MISFORTUNE wasnt enough, we were attacked by a horde of Fleshed-Ugly-Spider! Well, Starcsream said the correct term was Carbonic-Crustacean since hes said they were aquatic. Huge nerd. .....So far, there is no flies, no comm, the inhabitants- atleast the one that we encounter so far- hate you stepping on their land... Have i already said that the sea could devour you alive? I havent... now you knew it. Oh well atleast we dont have to worry about fuel, Thanks to Ionstrom’s bravado, poor kid need to be praised a little. But, that is the thing i want to talk about... the fuel... its like energon alright, but red instead commonly green crystal-like on Cybertron mines, contained or farmed? I dont know wich is wich....  in what some kind civilized-made-chamber half submerged into sea. Megs want to call it Energon Nest though, but damn... im not yesterday freshling Megs, he know what it is, and i... i have been served Decepticon long since... long enough....... I know what it is..., ...., ...., back then before the Civil War, though it still in WAR because there is no time we are not-in-war, ive been assigned to be stationed on this Mechanical planet named Gloiend, rich with fuel but hot as hell, quite literally, with its native have this simmiliarity with Velocitronizen, not transform-like but very fast, well they NEED to be fast otherwise the temperature will claim them, even its planet surface is literally covered on lava. So you may wonder how this people recharge? Have they ever stop? Oh no no, they never stop, no matter what. So they build their city on this Super-Fast-Titanic-Train running on planet-wide track that made their city keep stay on the planet’s umbra zone, keep them cool. ....Cool people.... cool people huh? they are formidable enemies! and we have greedies to fueled back home. So where do the Gloiendinizen go when we bomb their trains tracks? They go NOWHERE, the train is their only safety place that keep them away from the harsh environment their planet live in .......the only safety place who also smelt them alive...,..., heh. Energon Nest, eh? Sooner or later those Autobots will be sniff it too right. Always wanted to keep it from themselves..... Greedies..... Well better get a good recharge right now“

(So.. since in TFOG the decepticons are mostly come from  “We are revolutionaries then turned fascism, frag the Autobots for trying to stop us!” origin i would like to think that in SG the decepticons would come from “ We are once fascist but now we trying to revolt, frag the Autobots for keeping to encourage (Old way) us! its horrible!” kind of niche)

(Have you ever try to move hot water container with your bare hand and the first thing your instict kick in was to swing your hand fast so the air could articulate the burn damage? Yeah that how the Gloiendinizen lives their life)

Hmmm okay okay that makes sense

[arian-thedreamer]

Heimtreus where heimdall is attempting to kill atreus but every time he fails he takes a more extravagant approach the next time and it becomes a ritual for them.

One time he led atreus to the birfrost bridge and shattered asgards connection to it, placing a spell on atreus to keep him from flying as a bird just in case.

Atreus survived by bringing heimdall down with him and the Aesir was forced save them both.

(He wouldn't die certainly, but he knew it would still hurt. And he wasn't going to risk that. It'd take an eternity to get the blood and dust out of his braids)

However, Odin wasn't so pleased. He spent the next moon repairing the magic of the bifrost, and as punishment, ordered heimdall to assist the atreus with whatever he wanted.

'Okay then. I'll just resort to quite poisoning to get rid of this jotun mutt'

(was not quite about it)

eventually it becomes a thing they both do.

Atreus releasing gulltoppr after after insulting heimdall so it chases an illusion of him, a spell he learned from odin. Doing this so he can distract heimdall enough to get a clean shot on him.

Heimdall "accidentally" dropping a sword during a sword juggling contest because he got "drunk" (he has an incredible high tolerance as a god and bearly had a sip)

After each attempt they bicker about it but it becomes less serious and more of a joke. Teasing the other.

The sword juggling was during yule wich is an opportune moment for heimdalls and atrues' dramatics. Each year they try to one-up the with to disastrous consequences

They dare each other every year with sneers on their faces that look almost like genuine smiles.

An infoumous example is of atreus claiming ragnorak had returned. It sent Asgard into complete disarray.

During the commotion the trickster God and heimdall had a duel that ended in a stalemate.

Those that witnessed it said it appeared as if they were dancing in a way.

Now, a common Aesir pass time on yule is to talk of wich of the many trysts between the gods within their lifetime was their favorite, as this game went on for a very long time.

Parents would tell their children of tales too ridiculous to believe, even for the little ones.

Some say that the God of order was Corrupted by the trickster and In turn the trickster as well.

Order becoming chaotic and chaos becoming predictable.

Complementing and pulling on eachother like the sun and moon.

[loveonthebattlefield1]

Love on the battlefield* the lonely and the weak* chapter 1

As the brightness of the moon had illuminated the field the sound of men wailing and screaming could be heard as they were shot and killed.The many colours of it flashed before her eyes, crimson gushing from their slit throats and scalps. Red, maroon, black. The victims, the slaughtered, gun shots could be heard but she was more focused of the silence of their deaths as it filled the corrupted and repulsive air. The many colors flowed into the river, as it was all pouring together, the screams, the cry's, the pleads, and the blood.The war was a never ending ritual that continued no matter how many died. As the sun raised lighting up the night sky, all that was left was the shattered hope and joy this country once held, as the desire for blood and victory sang on over and over as if it was a song you played on repeat despite how bored and tired you've become of it. _________________

6 months after the war began

In the year 2057 a civil war broke out in the country of Cecania. Throwing it into chaos and madness, the innocent killed, the poor unsheltered, building's collapsing, and unnatural earthquakes were made, felt and heard, the country was in ruin, as well as the lives of many others having to indure it.

In the presedentialOffice"Mr.Hubern, we as citizen would like to know how you plan on dealing with this unexpected situation, how do you plan on going about with the food supply if we ever run out?" Ask the news reporter." Well, for now we are doing quite well, the price rates are going down, allowing some who couldn't afford before, to have more of a chance." Said Hubern, leaving the reporter, opt-in to join the soon to start meeting.To address the concerns of the interview and the war and how they should go on. one of the many politicians Ms. La rigid decided to asked the first "while it's true that the prices that are going down, and that would allow people to have more access, the more people that buy the faster we lose all the food." " We could always use our connection to supply us with food." " No, that stupid, it's a civil war, asking for help would consist of picking sides." " She's right, because we could go into detail about how we just trying to support everyone in the country, but that would mean not picking sides Wich means not participating, and were the government we can't just sit out."" We could, it's mostly a job for the president."" True, but they've already started a civil war, with the way there already railed up, they could turn against us any minute."The arguments and different points of views from the political party went on for about another hour or two until Mr.hubern called the meeting if, claiming the arguments were given him a headache and that they weren't getting anywhere. "Finally it's over" said Maiyora the vice president with a dramatic sigh." Hah, Maiyora, you really don't change, do you?, With that attitude of yours it's quite shocking you managed to become vice president"" Hahaha, it's still shocking to me"" oh! Right,Maiyora, how's holly?" Asked Ms. La rigid" Ah, she just moved out, she currently studying art in franctorin college, it's near the east"" That's wonderful, I'm so glad she's doing better"" Me too, it's all I've ever wished for" Maiyora said with a strange air to it." Well then, Ms. La rigid I should be off now, have a wonderful day""You too Maiyora"Once they're goodbyes were said, Maiyora headed inside her car, started the engine, and drove off. Once on the highway, with a speed limit of about 96, she speed up a bit, trying to avoid the truck, sadly because she was distracted she hadn't seen the drunk man driving, swerving left and right,left then right, left then right then straight into her car. Which derailed it to the side of the highway causing a even bigger crash, with every passing car that found it's way into the commotion.All she could see was the blue and red lights bringing her some comfort. She was immediately rushed to the hospital. ___________________

In franctorin colleges dorms

After shifting and turning in her sleep holly got out of bed and walked over to the kitchen to see if they're has any food, but of course there wasn't any, she debated going to the store but realized she was busy on midterms for college. Holly had graduated from high school about two years ago but waited, so she could take care of her brother when her grandma was out, but he was able to eventually take care of himself so she got to spend the rest of her time getting into frantorin college. It has a decent college that has art as one of it's many majors, not to mention her bestie rosy is going here so it's a win-win situation. After deciding she had no choice but to to go to the store, she took her keys and rushed out the door to take the bus not bothering to change out of her pyjamas.Once on the bus, picking a seet near the front, about to listen to some music she was interrupted by a call from the hospital. Concerned she picked it up." Umm...hello?""Ms Peterson... Yes hello sorry for disturbing you but we have a situation with Maiyora and you were the only relative we could get in contact with, so if you can please come to the EverWing hospital in sherley St, and if possible be quick""A-all right" And like that the call had ended. But a call to the hospital on a peaceful day, the urgency in the voices the panick the rush it was all to familiar, this was no good. Thankfully the bus was only two stops away from sherley St, and the groceries could wait for a bit.By the time she got to the hospital she was told to wait as they were doing a a check up. The nurse from the phone call earlier had come over explaining how Maiyora had gotten into a serious car crash, going into detail, saying she not only had an accident with one car but a truck was also involved and with two cars, one being a truck, Crashing into her, the damage has severe, and the stress of her job, was a lot to handle which made her pretty distraught, thankfully before the surgery started holly was able to see her grandma.Walking down the hallway, she stepp In front of room 207, taking a deep breath, then finally opening the door. Seeing her granny is such a pitiful state was devastating, Maiyora was attached to a lot of machine wires, tubes and bandages every, she looked asleep and from the indication of heart monitor she was alive.But even knowing that, she still couldn't help feeling like her life was slowly crashing, the only parental figure she had, the woman that raised her, was lying in a hospital bed,on the verge of death." My darling holly, look up, don't feel sad you have so much to look forward to, live your life to the fullest ...just promise me one thing... Serve this country.......the way I failed to...help it as much as.....""Granny... granny!" The next thing that happened her heart monitor had stopped, the alarms were ringing, her heart racing,.Standing outside the room after being kicked out the room, and dispute the commotion and situation she somehow couldn't bring herself to cry, she loved her so, but it was all to familiar, she had already shead all the tears necessary, so she headed back to the lobby, after a few hours a nurse had come back to update her." Ms Peterson......""Yes?"" Were sorry.....for your lost"" Oh..... she's gone"" Umm... thanks for informing me"And like that she left.

[aesthetic-sushi-6d3]

As you can probably tell I've been inactive here for quite a while! I still love tumblr, but Instagram has always been my main platform, and tumblr threads get reposted there all the time. Im not as much if a fan of Tumblr's layout either wich was the main reason for me going off both my accounts.

I think it's time to make a new account. I will only post my art there (and I'll make 2 other accounts for my DI comic series and nsfwart... Is nsfw art even allowed anymore? Idk maybe I wont make one here- I already post that on twitter and instagram). I will still reblog anything non-art related here though. And of course I'll keep my free asset master list up. :)

I thought of going back here for art because I never really have the chance to post sketches or anything. For aesthetics purposes I keep my twitter and main instagram with big finished pieces only and my sketch account never gets used because I hate it lol. Tumblr seems like a platform (to me) that will be fine with sketches and finished works on the same account. For Instagram and Artfol, I want to keep my feed looking nice and clean. And while Twitters accounts are similar scrollers like Tumblr, the space just feels more daunting in general.

Thank you all for your support throughout this account! I hope my future endeavors here stick, and wish you all the best of luck with yours. 💌

Also to give an example, since I havent posted any drawing on here since about- 2020? I haven't really posted anything on Instagram either because my feed needs to be very specific to me idk why. I rarley finish works but I love drawing in general! Here's a current wip of my favorite oc from my comic, Maximillian. He is a demon and the painting is of 2 possible outcomes to his life. It is a paintover TypeONegative's Peter Steele and Johnny Kelly. Peter is part of Max's voice claim, though Johnny's face is slightly more accurate to Max's own lol. It is based on this paintover-real-faces-with-ocs trend I saw. Idk the name of it, but I thought it would be a nice way to practice my digital painting. ^^

I hope you enjoy! I look forward to posting more art on this website in the future. ^^

[1greenameba]

Ok , couple of things about this one :

1) every time somenthing like this pops up the little kid that watched videos of aliens and criptids to feel a thrill comes out again "maybe this is the real deal!" only to then realize "yeah no it's bs"

2) as much as it was fun to have memes about carcinization and animals evolving into crabs , i think they may have done damage to the general public understanding of evolution trough natural selection , wich is somenthing i care about a lot because it kinda created everything we see around us ...

And like it ofthen enough works in the most creative ways imaginable :

This is an humbolt squid ,

This is a yellow finned tuna .

Now besides the size and enviroment it may seem they don't share a lot in common ,

However they convergently evolved a lot of things from their common ancestor wich may have looked somenthing like this speculation on the matter is still very much open

Now , there are two interpretations of this :

Either their common ancestor was (my blorbo) a kinda complex animal , kinda like a weird snail with a nervous system segments and a circulatory system , and many other animals lost complexity in the meantime ...

Or more like a flatworm without much of anything and complex body plans evolved there afther

Now if the slug version is true , it means that squids and tunas evolved : fins , complex circulatory systems , camera eyes , biomineralized bodyparts and more convergently ...

If the flatworm is true , then they convergently evolved : celom ( an internal cavity where you can store the organs )

Circulatory system , a central nervous system , a trough gut and many other things ...

And yet despite fishes and squids facing the same pressures and being under the same laws of phisics , they didn't evolve to be the same way ...

Squids have jet propulsion , tentacles , their anus is close to their mouth , are venomous and their skin can change colour

Tunas have fats around their neurons , many many pieces of calcium inside them for structural integrity , a large bag of gas in them that could be used to breathe air , a large beak that can extend forward to grab stuff , scales all over their body and many other weird stuff ...

And even at a glance they don't look alike ...

So really , the likelyhood of humanoid aliens is loooooooow ...

Like really really low ...

[spacerig17]

Oh! The guy is not a wizard by any means, he just likes to pretend to be one, wich sucks, since he won't stop trying hiding my stuff while claiming he made them disappear with "magic" >:(

Oh, yeah, that's a Driller alright. Ours doesn't do quite the same but the... vibes? Feeling is similar. I usually try offering 'em a drink or two to make them calm down- I don't really confront ours cus, idk about yours, but he's one step away from treating us like glyphids.

- Engineer

[meaming-screals]

i wanna ask, wich driver would you like to see on screaming meals?

Ohhhh this is a tough one because I honestly have a head cannon that Marcus will eventually do this full time and dive into Motorsport media if he doesn’t do racing himself so it’s open a lot of possibility or guests. (Or at least I hope he does.) Sorry if this is a little long, I've watched my fair share of motorsport podcasts and I just think this one is so special.

It's hard to determine but this is my list nonetheless:

1) people we have no idea about (photographers, managers, race engineers etc.)

I would absolutely love this idea. These are the people that spend the most time with drivers in the most unfiltered way and they’d be close enough to not hold back. They likely would've had enough of their (especially Marcus') neuroses to really just put people on blast. If I only could pick one though, my pick would be to have MP Motorsport’s Coordinator Jen. I think she's a real hidden powerhouse in the paddock, taking on so many vital roles during her career and I always love hearing stories of the behind the scenes that keep this crazy travelling circus running. With how hectic everything gets, she's bound to have crazy stories of things going wrong or figuring things out last minute. Also, imo, she always puts out some of the best photos of the weekend. They're always so candid and full of personality which is really hard to capture well in photos. She may be more reserved but this would also be the perfect opportunity for Clem (the newest co-host in town) to solo host or only host with James along with Felipe as a returning guest following his championship win. Jen would have the comfort of two people she's already close with as well as someone who's able to be more inquisitive, structured, and relatable to the audience. Would also love to hear her perspective on what it's like as a third party, non-racer, watching someone go through the motions of winning a championship. (Also big bonus: she's a Kiwi!)

2) Paris Armstrong

Younger sister energy goes hard and you know we’d get the most embarrassing stories about Marcus from her because at the end of the day, he’s not an F2 Motorsport driver; he’s a pain in the ass that she’s unfortunately blood-related to. It’s also always interested me that most drivers move away from home so early in their lives. It’d be great to see them touch on what growing up was like given that they now live in London together/originally started the Screaming Meals Instagram together.

3) Lando Norris

He’s been mentioned quite a bit on the podcast already through karting stories even though they don't claim to be close. I think his dry humour, quick wit, and generally cluelessly upbeat personality would be really fun to have on the podcast. Not to mention, having him on the podcast I think would be the best foray into having higher profile F1 personalities on the podcast that aren't close friends. (Screaming Meals special where they all go karting again for old times sake? Ft. Callum Ilott? We can only hope for now.)

4) Liam Lawson

Triple the trouble. I know they technically don’t get on well or aren’t particularly close, but it’d be fun to hear the return of Marcus going full kiwi because at this point, Clem sounds more kiwi than Marcus does. It's also because I wonder if James has any stories of bumping into Liam during the NZ karting circuits because it's such a small circle. Liam is pretty chaotic so I think it'd be interesting to see what the dynamic is like. I'm pretty sure in this case, to have a non-awkward episode there might have to be a secondary guest. The obvious pick would be Juri Vips because he's close with both Liam and Marcus but uh- idk how that would really work.

5) Robert Schwartzman

While bringing Jehan, Callum, and/or Enzo on the same episode. I'd love for them to recount their old Prema days. Some of the wildest stories we've heard so far were from the episode with Callum so there's bound to be more from their end as well. I'm mostly thinking about that boxing story between Rob and Enzo. (Another specials idea where they do a boxing challenge to relive that one training camp?)

6) Guanyu Zhou

Although we don't see it as much, Zhou does happen to be quite close with them. (As pictured in the latest Screaming Meals IG story.) That would be something really interesting to listen to because Zhou is such a reserved character on the Paddock. He's definitely got a sense of humour and I think having a space like Screaming Meals where they can just banter and go back and forth, we'd be able to see a new/hidden side of him.

7) James Harvey Blair (The man himself)

James, James, James. Ngl I think he really carries this show. He's given us some of the greatest moments so far and I think people really overlook a host like James. For podcasts, it's so important to have a host or a character that the audience can channel themselves through and in this case, I think it's James. He's always so on top of keeping the questions going and while he is the brunt of a lot of jokes, I hope he really gets the love and appreciation he deserves. (I think sometimes you can see the jokes kind of get to him) Having a podcast on him and what his story is besides "I'm just a no-name insurance broker" would be special. If anything, having it as a birthday special would be really nice. Also, what is it like being in a space that he was so close to for so many years while not driving himself? Growing up, it's so hard to let go of things that are so familiar to you; that basically built and raised you as a person. I'm always so interested in that narrative, of drivers that had to at some point make the decision or were forced into making the decision of stopping motorsport. (Also James casually just name dropping he works for Lloyd's like it's not one of the world's biggest and oldest powerhouses when it comes to insurance and finances???)

8) Rory, the Editor

Just let me know what goes on behind those cuts and bleeps. LOL but all jokes aside I just want to know how Rory ended up as their editor and what it's like travelling and working for Screaming Meals. What were his other experiences before this? Was he working in motorsport or did he somehow just fall into this??? So many questions for the floating voice off camera. Again, another birthday special featuring Rory would be really fun and a great way to show their appreciation for the work he does on the podcast.

Anyways, there's a reason I love this podcast sm and It's because I think it really offers what the sport is missing/needs in order to progress and grow into their newer audience. People like to hate on new fans or fans joining just for the personalities of the drivers but those aren't reasons to discredit them as fans of the sport. They watch the races, keep up with what's going on and if that doesn't make you a fan I don't know what does. Often what the sport needs are these personalities to draw people in first, especially when it comes to grasping a younger demographic that you need in order to build a long lasting fanbase so the sport doesn't die out. Older motorsport media doesn't do a good job of hooking in a newer fanbase, especially for F2. It's dry and it often seems too overproduced to really get genuine stories from drivers who are a lot newer and shyer to the media ring. We're just seeing the emergence of an audience looking for these more modern media outlets such as WTF1, PitStop, and TG1F to name a few. Screaming Meals is in the optimal place to become a motorsport media mainstay and is already quickly becoming a ticket for a huge uptick in F2 support. This could translate to more eyes and opportunities as a whole for the series and feeder drivers itself. Too bad the FIA and F2 media don't see more value in this, but hey, they can now just take the show and run with it without having to bend to the whim of some mega media conglomerate

[dialalagirl]

With wich frequency these dumbassses hit their faces on walls, trip and fall, stub their toe etc?

Shu - 42/69, if the time signature tabulated on his music sheet serves him right

Reiji - precisely once. just last Tuesday, if you must know. he cannot look himself in the eye. oh, the shame

Ayato - sonic frequency. gotta go fast. gotta go faster, faster, faster-

Laito - quite often as you might imagine based on just how many women scorned he has slamming the door in his face

Kanato - the great pudding dropping incident of 1912 must never be forgotten, lest we dimwittedly forgo the consequences of him sugar-crashing 

Subaru - his anger therapist has quit the profession, thanks to him and his metalhead ways. safe to say, too often

Kino - the kind distributed relative to the sheer amount of stupidity experienced, oscillating depending on the amount of cough syrup he's consumed

Ruki - never, so he claims. press x for doubt

Yuma - in ballet class, gets a medal for sucking participating. what do ya think, buster?

Kou - exactly 194 times, each representing a passport stub for a country your broke ass can't afford to visit

Azusa - au contraire, mon frère! a dumbass is one who does so without intent. he's ahead of the curve, if you know what I mean ( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)

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We wanted to join the party of the #DamiraeHolidays. Our work is in english and spanish just because. For your kindly consideration @damiraedemonbirds UwU

Message from the author of the FF: “This is my first time writing fanfiction in english -wich is not my mother language. Apologies for the mistakes you may and probably will find, I tried my best for my OTP.”

Message from the author of the fanart: “We disscussed a lot about the prompts ;_; and now it’s finally out. Hope you like it.”

SPANISH VERSION HERE.

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WORKOUT

Damian doesn't even use the mats or training gear, he goes straight to arms. According to him, it is better to experience a real fight to understand one's flaws in their own technique than to do it passively.

He is a direct, even cruel teacher. If Raven couldn't perceive what he thinks and feels she might end up hating his teachings, but she doesn't, on the contrary, she understands it better than anyone. That's why she knows he's strict for a reason, he wants her to improve on her self defense, she's talented but talent isn't everything, that's why he wants to polish her skills.

The Titans had to get used to their displays of public affection, small gestures such as losing themselves in their own world of endless conversations - deep or trivial, a simple sudden hug, a discreet kiss on the forehead, a tap on the shoulder after a phrase, a smile or grimace between their local jokes to claim or remembering something. Their lives were intertwined together, perhaps too much.

Admittedly, seeing them together was so strange at first because of how diametrically opposed they seemed to be that even some of their teammates came to believe that they would not last at all. They thought about it when Robin was still shorter than his mate, and now that he had finally outgrown her — a couple of years later, it had become clear that their thing was serious.

Their gasps could be heard in the training room during hours. The mirror made it look more like a dance hall but it was meant to be able to see their own technique, although if Damian suspected that his girlfriend was getting too distracted by seeing it he ended up putting a gauze over her eyes to increase the difficulty, as she should not get used to the mirror because they would not have one in the missions they had. Nightwing or Starfire would have wanted to say something but Rachel seemed determined to continue, because when she achieved a personal victory or discover her progress, she was delighted with the results; and seeing them lovey-dovey again was something that ended up exhausting them.

Raven stopped a blow with her forearm, she was about to land an uppercut that Damian knew how to read away from her with a kick that her girlfriend had the good luck to avoid with a jump back. In short, training with Damian had made her competitive, she appreciated the flexibility her body was acquiring but the most interesting of all was that it turned out to be more fun than she expected.

Damian guessed where she would land, returning the kick that she missed. He managed to knock her down, she had to dodge yet another pair of kicks on the ground. She knew that he was serious, yet he was actually quite soft with her, he did not seek to hurt her, only to mark and highlight the blows that she would end up receiving if she did not concentrate. Raven got up with a learned martial arts technique in one jump, wanting to continue with another attack only to be caught on her foot by her boyfriend. She snorted herself, she no longer had enough strength to try to free herself by counterattacking. She stayed on the floor being held her sneaker by the instep and heel. Rachel looked at Damian exhausted.

“You did pretty well. You still don't get used to counterattacking when you're down” the boy freed her foot. He saw her sit on the ground cross-legged.

"I'm still not used to not flying, but I'll get it" she assured, took a deep breath and ran his thumb over the gem on her forehead that gleamed a little. To train with Damian she put herself a barrier spell to block her powers in order to fight as equals. She was virtually human until she broke the barrier. She was somehow vulnerable, and it was because of that vulnerability that Damian aimed to train her. If at some point Raven was prevented from using her powers, she must be self-sufficient to be able to fend for herself.

Young Wayne's thoughts ran so far that he imagined if one day he could teach her to hack with at least some of the mastery he had, but for the moment they were enjoying training and meditating together in their relationship, because seriously, he had ended meditating next to her, lying on the grass or on soft cushions reading novels, poetry or manga, watching movies and listening to music together until falling asleep in each other's arms. The physical distance between the two had been shortened to almost nonexistent at times.

Damian sat next to his girlfriend, his katana ended up being to one side. She leaned closer after looking at each other for a while. She liked it when he kept stroking her hair. She settled better next to him.

"I need a shower, I'm all sweaty."

"Yeah. So do I."

Damian didn't care, he could feel the dampness of her scalp with his fingertips but he liked having her around after training. Whether it was her perfume, her shampoo and hair condioner, or her deodorant, he loved Rachel's particular scent. He could stay by her side, feeling her soft, pale, warm skin close to him, getting intoxicated with that addictive scent, listening to the mutual beating of their hearts.

Raven put a hand on his chest.

"They're watching us on the cameras," she warned him.

"Uh-hum" he ignored that warning lost in the moment, that moment in which the two were lost in each other far from the time in which they were living.

A low-rank alarm started in the tower, a festive song followed by a message from Nightwing himself to the team. He had, in effect, been watching them through the cameras. From the surveillance center he was drinking hot cocoa with a Santa hat on.

«Attention Teen Titans. It's already midnight. Happy New Year everyone » was heard his charismatic voice from the speakers.

Rachel couldn't help but laugh a little. Damian grabbed her chin, she wrapped her arms around him and they shared a sweet kiss. Officially their training, that private workout hour, was over, just like another year together.

[colorful-white-ideas]

I love your posts about Bill & Alida because everything you say about them is so spot on. Especially Bill and A 's relationship. I just don't understand why Bill won't call it quits? Clearly he's unhappy and she's a social climber. I know they have a child together but tbh Bill doesn't seem like the most involved father in the world. Bill, his personality and his relationship with A remind me a lot of Theo James. Both like to claim to be low key but (imo) come off as hypocrites and snobs.

¿Why Bill won't call it quits ?

i hope you have time for this ... (Everything I write here is pure speculation, if anyone takes things too seriously, it is up to them)

Because he needs alida, and before i elaborate this statement pls listen to this audio of a podcast in which Bill participated in 2017.

He is asked about swedish culture, Bill defines it as " extremely regulated culture, you are not supposed to stand out , you should not be loud , you should be humble and modest and polyte" and then he says that being in the States was good for him " leaving that culture I find it liberating. Here you are allowed to be loud, to stand out and doing your own thing is encouraged "

I think Bill personality is ambivalent , he can be an introvert some times but also an extrovert. He always talk about how much he loves to be the hostess and that he hates to be alone, wich explains why he is always surrounded by the same friends ( they might be like his safe space )he loves to chat but is also very shy, very afraid of social criticism , he is very aware of how some people might perceive him, he tries to project an image of a very secure man but tend to shrug his shoulders or is looking away when is giving interviews alone. (As if he's afraid to show himself exposed)

Alida personality, on the contrary, is very extroverted, keeping in mind that they both had almost the same upbringing, she seems to be more secure of herself, like she doesn't care what people might think of her. And just like the US liberated him from the rigid swedish culture , Alida maybe had de same effect on him when they started to date. She was loud and outgoing, she helped him sometimes with his roles, maybe she was always bursting his ego, she loves to be the hostess just much like him, they know the same people so they can all be loud together ... shit she was the right balance to him. At that moment.

In the audio i showed you Bill talk with some kind of admiration for the US, that was 2017 ... Now in 2020 Bill talks again about the US but calls the country "the last place he wanted to be" and that we are watching " the decadence of the empyre" or something like that durin an interview for sveridge magazine. Funny , huh?

Yes im gonna , make a paralelism of the US and Alida.

In the last couple of years we've been watching -from a privilege seat- how the their relationship has started to cold. In the begining we saw pictures of them holding hands , going to vacation together, going out with friends , partying, etc. some pictures were upload by alida herself. There is no way he didn't see his backhead, his shoulders, the babyshower pictures, etc. I bet he didn't care she was exposing so much , because he also liked it. It was nt like HE was exposing anything , it was her, and everything was ok because he also was happy and it was new ... But the posting was starting to gain more and more public, followers begun to debate and pointing out HIS contradictions. They absolutley had to start fighting about this at some point.

With that He had to discover her shady side, and I doubt he likes it. Alida even leaked his secret ig account years ago, and this year (2021) deleted her ig account days before Bill's birthday ... I wonder why she did it , BECAUSE IT WASNT HACKED. What did he tell her ? they maybe fight alot , always giving ultimatums to each other, always warning the other about what is being done... He might debate with himself what is he doing, where the hell is he going with all this

In no way they are in a stable relationship, it doesnt matter how much videos of him sharing with the morbergs they "accidentally film" , we only see them "happily" together in the annual birthday photos or when alida leaks "by accident" some photoshopped picture or when friends of her tag a fan accounts in old photoshoots.... when was the last time they attend a social event together? Bill went alone to The Emigrants premiere. All the skarsgård were there but she wasn't WHY?

We see how Bill spends time with the Morbergs but never the other way around WHY?

Im not saying there is nothing happening there ,they perhaps have their moments, very passionate ones. Those are typical in this kind of problematic relationships... I had one, I Know what im talking about.

Besides he spent alot of years with her, he had his big break while being with her and also what kind of father he will be if he leaves her with a toddler?

And just like the US provided him job and the posibility to gain recognition for his talent, Alida gives him a home, party , friends and alcohol that is what he knows since he was a kid ... He might be afraid to lose the connection to his world or with his own identity if he leaves her, their friends will have to pick a side.

How could you apply 0 contact if your ex knows almost every person you also know?

His head must be a mess full of thoughts , trying to find a way to make things work again.

Anyway, the sparkle they once had is gone. Maybe its hard for him recognize it, to do it means to confront all the emotional baggage he drags since childhood and questioning all the decisions he made to get where he is now. Its not easy to be reborn again. His brother Gustaf didn't do it over night. And maybe he feels too old for that because, unlike his brother in his thirties, now at 31 Bill is a father.

But i hope someday he get to realise that its never late... Because he might be an hypocrite snob who always has an elaborated opinion about simple questions but he is unhappy, and is sad seeing him like that. Those eyes dont lie, they don't shine like they used to , and alida`s either.