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ottern0t · 8 months ago

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whoever made rose’s idiots lantern outfit…i dont care who you are i will give you the fattest most sloppiest toppy you can ever experience

#joking obviously #why wouldn’t i be #tenrosefanart #tenrose #tenthdoctor #rosetyler #timepetals #timepetalsfanart #back to the future #doctorwho #an example of the painted nails headcanon #Otter-not an art tag 🙄 definently

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femninedelusions · 1 year ago

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They will kill me one day, I fear.

#boygenius #julien baker #lucy dacus #phoebe bridgers #i might be in love #like actually #queer musicians #lgbtq #lgbtq musicians #lgbtq community #lesbian #im so gay #in looooove #like look at them #feeling very normal about this #obviously #why wouldn’t I be #help i’m gay

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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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sleepyking · 2 months ago

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I think that the worst part about hating how people say I’m like my friends’ guard dog is the fact that they’re not wrong

And I hate that

But then my friends say that it’s not true and it kind of seems like they’re talkin how you would talk to a puppy and I can’t even be mad about it because why wouldn’t they? I act like one all the time and I don’t know why and I want to know why

God I hate feeling like this

#king’s personal life #king speaks #why am i like this #why #seriously why #i act like a dog and idk why #i can’t be the only one #right?#who am i kidding #why wouldn’t i be

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millificent · 10 months ago

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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

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spoofyleaf · 6 months ago

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One of my favourite things about being dyslexic is that no one at my work knows if I’m primarily left or right handed and that frightens them

#like fjdjskdk #If the pen is closer to my left and and I grab it with my left hand #guess what #I’m just gonna use my left hand to write #multitasking??? hell yea.#you bet I’m doing paperwork AND eating ramen with my Godzilla chopsticks st the same time #why wouldn’t I be #I just find it funny #having paralyzed my dominate hand in 9th grade allowed this to happen #then ya know. for like 2 years after that I obsessively learned how to use my non dominate hand bc what if I paralyze it again #now I’m just dyslexic:)#can’t draw well with my left hand tho #literally everthing else #just not drawing??? idk

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ollyrewind · 1 month ago

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merlin and arthur hunting ghosts? yes, great, BUT hear me out

#merthur #bbc merlin #merlin talks to ghosts obviously #why wouldn’t he #let’s pretend arthur would be buried at some random cemetery ok #kinda modern au perhaps #this MIGHT be the quote from another bbc show in the flesh … those who get it i salute yall #i miss that show man

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franeridart · 11 months ago

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more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ??#i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho……………..#what was that man even thinking………………….

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rakiah · 3 months ago

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All would have ended at the Book 3 _(:3 」∠)_

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade event #leona kingscholar #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #the thought struck me as I was replaying the event #just when everybody talk about their UM #and how limited their UM can be on that peculiar occasion #and I was #‘sure if Leona was there the firelotuses wouldn’t have gone the distance’#’……wait.’#’so that’s why he wasn’t selected for the Glomas!’

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dekariosclan · 10 months ago

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#A short photo essay on why we’ve all lost our minds for this man part 2 #this one dedicated to all the tags that say ‘I love Gale but he wouldn’t find me interesting’ etc #(Spoiler alert: yes he would)#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x reader

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spiraling-trap · 9 months ago

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happy valentine’s day :)

better quality here

the text is an L line from the L romance route in the ds game ↓

#i really can’t believe the ds game is real #and he said this #crazy.#it’s why my username is spiralingtrap #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #L the prologue #please don’t analyze the chess game. the setup isn’t on purpose i just copied a reference. L wouldn’t move his queen bc of lights queen IK

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 2 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 5 months ago

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I always have a soft spot for characters who have a protective streak for another out of gratitude for their kindness towards them, but Charles’ protectiveness towards Edwin really hits a particular way because it’s so so apparent that it’s specifically about wanting Edwin to feel as safe and as comfortable around him as Edwin made Charles feel in his dying moments. I’m going to shatter like glass.

#and this is exactly why I think the cat king thing bothered Charles so much #‘why isn’t he talking to me? doesn’t he know ive got his back? what could be so bad that he wouldn’t tell me?’#and the devlin house completely uproots his sense of ‘goodness’ and makes it all compound into #‘maybe I’m not a good person and maybe that’s why I can’t help my friends properly’#:(#no further proof is needed that Edwin feels safest with Charles over anyone else #when his first reaction after finally figuring out his feelings for Charles is to immediately want to confess to him #even though he’s scared. he trusts Charles that much that he has to try and tell him right away.#gah. they’re so sweet.#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #storyrambles #dbda spoilers

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mercurymoths · 4 months ago

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The colours as little paper chain guys was an idea I couldn’t get out of my head, so I drew not one but two versions! (Cuz I’m a sucker for shadow >:))

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #my art #lu four #fanart #lu colors #lu shadow #i found an old thumbnail in one of my sketchbooks and said ‘hm why didn’t I make this a full piece’#And lo and behold! A full piece/s #The four swords manga had devastating effects on me as a child #I’m actually obsessed with shadow it’s not even funny #ALSO you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find references of people holding paper chains #So I kinda just guessed how the hands would look

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clovreat3r · 1 year ago

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The man behind the slaughter..

could they even be considered a man?

edit: i didn’t know there were already so many people rolling around in their beds and curling their toes for Steve raglan

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