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ottern0t · 11 months ago

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whoever made rose’s idiots lantern outfit…i dont care who you are i will give you the fattest most sloppiest toppy you can ever experience

#joking obviously #why wouldn’t i be #tenrosefanart #tenrose #tenthdoctor #rosetyler #timepetals #timepetalsfanart #back to the future #doctorwho #an example of the painted nails headcanon #Otter-not an art tag 🙄 definently

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femninedelusions · 1 year ago

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They will kill me one day, I fear.

#boygenius #julien baker #lucy dacus #phoebe bridgers #i might be in love #like actually #queer musicians #lgbtq #lgbtq musicians #lgbtq community #lesbian #im so gay #in looooove #like look at them #feeling very normal about this #obviously #why wouldn’t I be #help i’m gay

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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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adelstitel · 1 month ago

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re: tariffs! - george orwell‘s 1984

#you wouldn’t fall for propaganda this blatant… right?#right?#RIGHT? 😟#why are people asking how I highlighted this book lmao #I took a photo and then selected the text in the photo on my iphone 👍🏻#and took a screenshot of that #tiktok #tiktok ban #elon musk #donald trump #1984 #george orwell #us politics #mine

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sleepyking · 5 months ago

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I think that the worst part about hating how people say I’m like my friends’ guard dog is the fact that they’re not wrong

And I hate that

But then my friends say that it’s not true and it kind of seems like they’re talkin how you would talk to a puppy and I can’t even be mad about it because why wouldn’t they? I act like one all the time and I don’t know why and I want to know why

God I hate feeling like this

#king’s personal life #king speaks #why am i like this #why #seriously why #i act like a dog and idk why #i can’t be the only one #right?#who am i kidding #why wouldn’t i be

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days ago

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Nightmare critters REAL introduction in poppy playtime

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millificent · 1 year ago

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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

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spoofyleaf · 9 months ago

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One of my favourite things about being dyslexic is that no one at my work knows if I’m primarily left or right handed and that frightens them

#like fjdjskdk #If the pen is closer to my left and and I grab it with my left hand #guess what #I’m just gonna use my left hand to write #multitasking??? hell yea.#you bet I’m doing paperwork AND eating ramen with my Godzilla chopsticks st the same time #why wouldn’t I be #I just find it funny #having paralyzed my dominate hand in 9th grade allowed this to happen #then ya know. for like 2 years after that I obsessively learned how to use my non dominate hand bc what if I paralyze it again #now I’m just dyslexic:)#can’t draw well with my left hand tho #literally everthing else #just not drawing??? idk

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ollyrewind · 4 months ago

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merlin and arthur hunting ghosts? yes, great, BUT hear me out

#merthur #bbc merlin #merlin talks to ghosts obviously #why wouldn’t he #let’s pretend arthur would be buried at some random cemetery ok #kinda modern au perhaps #this MIGHT be the quote from another bbc show in the flesh … those who get it i salute yall #i miss that show man

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franeridart · 1 year ago

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more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ??#i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho……………..#what was that man even thinking………………….

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chrissy-kaos · 3 months ago

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Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy to come clap some cheeks around these parts.. like come on. I’m not even that intimidating stop being a pussy and let’s goo!

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rakiah · 6 months ago

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All would have ended at the Book 3 _(:3 」∠)_

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade event #leona kingscholar #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #the thought struck me as I was replaying the event #just when everybody talk about their UM #and how limited their UM can be on that peculiar occasion #and I was #‘sure if Leona was there the firelotuses wouldn’t have gone the distance’#’……wait.’#’so that’s why he wasn’t selected for the Glomas!’

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dekariosclan · 1 year ago

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#A short photo essay on why we’ve all lost our minds for this man part 2 #this one dedicated to all the tags that say ‘I love Gale but he wouldn’t find me interesting’ etc #(Spoiler alert: yes he would)#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x reader

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spiraling-trap · 1 year ago

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happy valentine’s day :)

better quality here

the text is an L line from the L romance route in the ds game ↓

#i really can’t believe the ds game is real #and he said this #crazy.#it’s why my username is spiralingtrap #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #L the prologue #please don’t analyze the chess game. the setup isn’t on purpose i just copied a reference. L wouldn’t move his queen bc of lights queen IK

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 6 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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mercurymoths · 7 months ago

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The colours as little paper chain guys was an idea I couldn’t get out of my head, so I drew not one but two versions! (Cuz I’m a sucker for shadow >:))

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #my art #lu four #fanart #lu colors #lu shadow #i found an old thumbnail in one of my sketchbooks and said ‘hm why didn’t I make this a full piece’#And lo and behold! A full piece/s #The four swords manga had devastating effects on me as a child #I’m actually obsessed with shadow it’s not even funny #ALSO you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find references of people holding paper chains #So I kinda just guessed how the hands would look

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