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How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was??

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GUESS WHO’S OUT OF HIS SLEEP MEDS

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I’m a middle child:(

Older brother(he/him), me(they/he), and younger sibling(they/them)

Are you an only child, middle child, oldest child, or youngest child??????????

youngest of 2!

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Amphibia characters as things my friends have said pt.3

Sasha: that’s SO birdist

Marcy: hobbies? NO! Only job!!

Anne, in a documentary voice: ah yes, a wild Marcy. You can tell it’s a wild Marcy because of their distinguishing features, such as eye bags

Sasha: other distinguishing features are clumsiness, the amount of pencils in the Marcy’s pocket at all times, and the fact that they can’t go three inches without tripping on air

Marcy: I sure do love dying

Maddie: can I have your liver

Sprig: Oh I actually don’t have one of those. See, livers are connected to the soul, which is something that gingers do not have

Maddie: oh…can I have a kidney?

Sprig: a kidney? Yea sure *points at leg*

Sasha: I want someone to stuff me-

Anne: I always knew I was destined to be a leaf

Fun fact: the documentary voice one about Marcy was actually about me originally

Also a surprising amount of Sasha and Sprig ones are said by the same guy-

And Maddie has joined the chat!!

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Amphibia characters as things my friends have said pt.2

Marcy: yes they ruin the image of us weebs

Sprig: I just ate a day old chunk of brownie:D

Sasha: his spaghetti intestines came out with marinara sauce

Polly: if you’re low on money, light your house on fire

Anne: but they’re making a peanut butter sandwich out of SOAP

Marcy: but it’s also…a TACO

Sasha: d’you wanna be thrown at a dry wall?

Sprig: I’m never get bored

Anne: obviously, you’re ginger, you just tap dance

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I feel called out

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

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Songs that remind me of Sprig pt.1

Silhouette by Owl City

All I Want by Kodaline

World’s Smallest Violin by AJR

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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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Chronic pain is awful, man(/not gendered)

No one is necessarily stronger than someone else, they just have different problems

People you think are stronger than you probably look at you and think that you’re stronger than them

It’s a never ending cycle of someone having something worse than you, and you having something else worse than them, and so on and so on, making everyone believe that they’re weaker than everyone else

People aren’t stronger than you, they hustle had to adapt to something else

Pls excuse my rant

going to chronic pain/chronic illness spaces to get comfort and it’s like. oh. all of you are stronger than me actually. it could be 10x worse

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I fear the only slang I know is that of Shakespeare and a bit from the 1970s

”gen alpha is so dumb for skibidi toilet”

DO YOU REMEMBER PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

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YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT???

REMEMBERING HOW MUCH I LOVE THE AMPHIBIA GIRLS OUGH

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If a bear was in my house I would hug it

Would I get mauled? Yea probably

Wouldn’t even let him in for internet views I just like bears

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Stress toys need to be bigger

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I just like dog

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Amphibia characters as things my friends have said

Sprig: if I don’t die fabulously with the titanic theme playing then I didn’t do it right

Marcy: I don’t leave house ever

Sasha: there’s seven outlets but none of them are close enough to charge my phone

Sasha: how will I survive??

Anne: all I hear in this cold dark basement is the sow drip of water onto the hard stone floor. When I stair into the shadows it almost seems like they stair back.

Anne: why would you need to cut a banana in a basement

Sasha: to quickly put the banana out of its misery

Sprig: I’ll sue myself first

Sasha: I’ll sue you for doing the thing I wanted to do before I could do it

Polly: why not eat your family then

Marcy: bro is that the McDonald’s arch

Marcy: goodnight lovely people

Sasha: not sure I’d call us LOVELY but sure

Marcy: goodnight people I choose to hang out with

Sasha: yea that sounds more accurate

This was specifically things my advanced math group have said but I’ll probably do one with things any of my friends have said idk:p

I hope none of them have tumblr-