#why the bee movie

[valentimmy]

finished the sunburnt sephiroth doodles months later

[donethatbeforelong]

Is my main blog and my heavy rp blog gonna get bee'd as well..??

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!

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[maplethedarkshine]

My sister’s headcanons except she doesn’t know shit about Sonic

I need to get her killed what is this take? 💀⬇️

(Referring about Espio and Vector ⬇️)

Bro saw a fake leak and was disappointed lmao

Bonus on agent Stone while watching the movie: “Why does he even put up with Eggman’s shit? Is he gay?”

Yes he is.

[cl4y-t33th]

Waspwhisker!! I’ve been super interested in him ever since his disappearance in hawkwings journey, he never came back and it’s always left me wondering. It’s implied they got taken by animal control and given he never came back I can only hope he found a good home as a kitty pet or something similar :[. Cats who disappear without a trace in general really interest me I find them fascinating and also quite sad. More of his family tree coming soon!

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

in honor of the wicked musical movie coming out, transformers fans hear me out

@sassycandypoetry

[miyaisastar]

what did I wake up to.

[doghartzy]

today's insane concept to keep my mind off of other matters: will smith hockey getting a gay little earring.

i think it could go something like: mack's just fucking rambling again, of course, always going on about something, and will tunes in just in time to hear, 'would look good on you, smitty, like hot i think. girls love that pretty shit.' and will has to do a little mental reset before he can laugh awkwardly and go, 'mack. what.'

mack's like, 'i'm telling you dude, you've got the face for it i swear.'

'no,' says will, 'what the fuck are you talking about.'

mack rolls his eyes. 'you're such a shitty listener. you should get your ears pierced, dude.' frowns. 'or ear. less --' waves his hand around as if to indicate the broad, nebulous idea of homo that he doesn't like to actually put into words. will appreciates that about him.

'hmm,' says will. 'i don't know.' but mack starts up right where he left off -- it'd be so hot, smitty, and what's your problem anyway, no way you're afraid of needles, lmao (pronounced luh-maow). and will's like prepared to just forget this entire conversation happened, and mack forgets about it pretty much as soon as he gets on the subject of their boston game, which is coming up, and he's got ideas for how they should be on the same line for it. but will catches himself in the mirror a couple days later and thinks, mack said it'd be hot. and, he reasons, he can always just take it out if he doesn't like it. duh.

cue will showing up to practice with a diamond stud because he thought it was like, showy but not too feminine. it's like, a classic. diamonds are always classic. and mack's like HOLY SHIT DUDE. I TOLD YOU. will has to stop him from poking at it, because now that he's got it he's at least gonna make sure it heals properly, and mack's hands are all grimy like a toddler's. but when the rest of the team starts filtering in it's this weird mix of guys who think it's neat, guys who don't bring it up at all, and maybe one or two guys going 'what the hell's this all about, dude?' which is, you know. will's not insecure or anything, that's a girl thing, but he doesn't love that reaction.

so will revisits himself in the mirror later and thinks aw shit, maybe a hoop would've been better. maybe the diamond IS gay. maybe it's too sparkly and i fucked this up and i should just take it out and be done with it and, oh shit, what happens if i get hit in the fucking head and my ear starts bleeding and everyone on the ice knows that i went out and got a PIERCING on PURPOSE which is just SUCH a gayass thing to do, oh my god. and will's like convinced himself fully to take it out, it was a stupid idea anyway, but there's a very, very small part of him that's thinking about mack reaching for him in the room that morning, mouth open in this fascinated little o, going, 'did it hurt? can i -- it looks so good, bud, wow, just like i thought. sick, dude, i --' like he's trying to figure out how to ask for something he doesn't even know he wants. so will leaves the earring in.

[aaabatteryy]

i have the strong urge to draw stanford pines as barry b. benson from the bee movie

[wishchip106]

reading some more comics

i genuinely feel like no one actually likes Charles they kind of just tolerate him 😭

i think the only one who actually likes him is his husband and even then that kind of wavers 😭😭😭

NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO HIS OPINION ❌❌❌

[jesus-of-bisexuals]

I have the entire fucking Bee Movie script in my notes.

[rosierosieposiepose]

It's the same movie

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

Jealous of everybody in the alternate universe where this is showing ngl

[thebusylilbee]

currently reading the chapter Vendetta and omg everything that has to do with Villefort is always so thrilling !!! he's the best villain !!

[spideyladman]

Came up with an IF AU a long time ago, decided to share teehee :3€

(Good heavens my art style for Calvin and Art Teacher has changed over some months, I drew this back in June lmfao-)

Basically this is an AU based off the movie "Just Like Heaven" where I take the main idea, and get rid of the weird stuff and the subplot that barely even connects to the main plot and give it new life-

(More info under cut!!!)

Calvin gets hit by an imaginary friend Truck-Kun and starts staying around as a ghost while he's in a coma, haunting Bee's grandma's place because he expects for Bee to come back, and she does, and expects her to see him, but she sees Art Teacher first going down the stairs because he went to the building to help Blossom with some things.

Everyone at the retirement home thinks that Art Teacher is now a replacement for Calvin, which freaks him out, and he starts getting angry at Art Teacher

(ps. Calvin and Art Teacher haven't met before the truck incident; they were going to meet but then it happened. And the incident happened a few days after Calvin decided to go to the home after the funeral of Bee and (technically) his mum's so he's still in the early stages of the grieving process and starts freaking out over the replacement thing because he has seen before in shows and movies that that happens, and right now he thinks everybody is ignoring him, because he doesn't know that he's in a coma)

Art Teacher tries calming him down and wonders who he even is, considering he reappears and dissappears for some reason. He asks Bee if she could look for something related to this "ghost," and she decides to go through her old stuff. She wonders who this "Calvin" in her drawing is but dismisses it, and decides to go to the hospital for her dad.

Art Teacher decides to stay back and try to reason with Calvin and asks what his name even is, and Calvin starts stammering but then sees the drawing and says that he's Calvin. Art Teacher soon realises that he's got amnesia and now is trying to look for clues over what is going on alongside him, cue wacky shenanigans, a momentary possession, Bee dealing with grief alongside Calvin with the help of Art Teacher, and Sunny being high-

Also there is a slow burn subplot between Calvin and Art Teacher and Calvin starts learning about his "ghost"-like powers, and, welp

They gay :]

[thedeafprophet]

i really dont have a concrete way to describe what types of body horror/stuff bother me and what dont. and its hard to predict even for myself. like

okay in the Annihilation movie, the bear with the mutated skull face, while a horrifying scene that scared me in a fun way, didnt Bother me at all.

vs the like. Guts. scene and the flowers growing in self harm scars, that is what hit that Bad Thing part of my brain, esp the latter. itchy.

[merlinfromberlin]

Hey! 

I finally finished the first chapter of this fic. :3 

First things first, this whole concept was inspired by @keef-a-corn and their notes on S01E14 of TFP (Sick Mind). More specifically them pointing out the way in which Bumblebee, despite being possessed by Megatron, opens his hand for Ratchet when the latter grabs his wrist. 

You can find the specific post here: https://www.tumblr.com/keef-a-corn/710534208967376896/dats-right-people-its-time-for-keef-watches?source=share 

Please check it out. It’s such a thoughtful and detailed collection of notes on the episode that brings me so much joy every time I look at it. And if you’re at it, they also have notes on most episodes in season 1 of TFP that you should check out, which are just as great. :3 

Summary:

Primus knew, Ratchet would do anything to shield his sparkling from harm. Yet, the War made exceptions for no one, not even at the insistence and threats of grumpy old medics. Thus, sometimes the only thing Ratchet could do was to hold and comfort Bumblebee in the aftermath of disaster.

Or: 5 times Ratchet had to encourage Bumblebee to open his servo. The gritty, the wholesome and the dark.

Or, put differently again: Ratchet (and theoretically Optimus) being Bumblebee’s parent with hints of background Optiratch. Lots of Angst. And 5 different scenarios of Ratchet having to encourage Bee to to open his hand. 

This first chapter is a bit dark and gritty, so please check out the tags and make sure you’re okay before going into it.  Enjoy. ^^