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Oh THATS what this music is that's so often popped into my head for nearly 30 years. Specifically the music for the cockroaches in oggy and the cockroaches. How could I forget that. That is cockroach music if ever there was cockroach music.

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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Welcome to TJ Maxx we got buttplugs

Even bigger buttplugs

Reindeer buttsniffers

Random ceramic objects for thriller protagonists to grab and bludgeon their attackers with

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made an ice king tree topper! ❄️👑💙

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12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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I was at a party a while back and had a bit of rum before introducing myself so, on the spot, the most natural and appropriate thing for me to say seemed to be "hi! I'm rin. and I'm your enemy"

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Fruit juicers for the Yex Soda Refinery, which I assume you will be tasked with sabotaging. Yes they are just upside-down milking machines

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Concept art for two more planets, first a polluted industrial world that could probably be the Bad Guy Planet, then some sulfur-brick ruins that rumors say may be haunted

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This started out as concept art for Capital Planet Capstone, but it turned out a little too Miami Beach so this might be Beach Planet Bingo instead? I dunno, it's just beautiful. As always, still negotiating between aesthetic and over-business.

Obviously the pink knobbed things will rotate like windmills and the little lights will blink; the wavy lines might be part of the stationary scenery or might drift by like clouds, not sure yet. Parallax scrolling on the palm trees, the cityscape, and the clouds.

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Centipede economic sayings

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Swapping out the knife in favor of other weapons seems to be a ways off from my programming skills just yet, but I'm toying with some concepts for other weapons you can use against the evil hordes (all names pending):

Summon the Doss: a huge friendly statue flies through, destroying any enemies or obstacles in her way. (The statue in question is the Dame of Saint-Sernin, a Neolithic menhir or kurgan stelae of unknown significance because the French hadn't invented writing when it was carved around 3000BC)

Bell: ring it with your knife and it shoots in random directions

Eyeball Friend: this one's been with us since the earliest concept art, just your standard shmup assist shield

Knife Halo: standard video game invincibility powerup, just in the form of a spinning ring of knives

Friendly Spikeball (distinguished from other Spikeballs by its gold spikes and Zirc-teal body): poke it with the knife and it bounces away from you, hurting enemies and destroying obstacles

Good Soda Bottle: break it to release a splash of Anti-Enemy Juice (yes this does imply the existence of Evil Soda Bottle, a hazard that is harmless unless your knife or an enemy projectile breaks it, releasing a similar splash of pink Anti-Zirc Juice)

Kiwanocopter: seems to be a normal if stupid enemy until you stab its propeller off, then it falls and damages enemies underneath. Wait helicopters have rotors on top not on the side, this needs a new name

Cool S Storm: collect enough Cool S's and summon a storm of enemy-damaging Cool S's in random spots around the screen. BTW I checked and no the Cool S is not connected to clothing brands, Superman, or Nazis as various urban legends have tried to say; technically it is trademarked by a guy named Mark May but he says he just secured the trademark to prevent some big corporation from getting it first and then suing kids about it and that he's not planning on stopping anyone from using it. Guess we'll find out

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The trailer for season three of Drawtectives came out today and I realized I never posted this mock pulp paperback cover to tumblr.

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Mammals that are very much Creatures: a short compilation

Binturongs

Aardvarks

My main man mapache

South American Tapir

Dugong

Feel free to contribute

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why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

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hi drawtectives fandom. Give me characters to doodle. Canon preferred but you guys know how much i love fancharacters...

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Not A Cat

(Cuterebra buccata, a gorgeous botfly which apparently parasitizes bunnies? So large I thought she was a cicada when I first sighted her!)

One can see how I initially took her for a cicada:

As always, if you're thinking about dropping a comment here which is hating on bugs, move along or get blocked.