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fruitynear · 5 months ago
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yeah yeah enimes to lovers this enemies to lovers that but friends to enemies to lovers is on a whole different level always
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:
A house is a place with four walls and a floor,
with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.
There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,
and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.
Your house is a mirror of just who you are,
A reflection that tells you to never stray far.
Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).
ohhhh this. i like this...
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bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...
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& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!
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basofy · 1 year ago
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god this was so cringey shut up all you've ever seen regarding women has been a smelly rat in the mirror and distorted photoshopped images of women with big boobees you know nothing
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owlsundermybed · 1 year ago
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'Bury me next to you in an unmarked grave, Joy. We knew that was the only hope we ever had–that we would live to see it through...and pray for our own cessation. Oh, we'll still hate each other my dear, we have hated each other too long and too passionately to stop...but my bones will rest easy next to your bones.'
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bisexual-panic · 5 months ago
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my anxiety is at an all time high with my history exam tomorrow and i’ve had like five mental breakdowns already
probs won’t be on here much in the next few days
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angiestown · 6 months ago
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as a fan of both shows it's so funny watching analysis videos for steven universe and my little pony back to back. like they both take their respective shows equally seriously, but one has some of the best characters, story telling, symbolism, emotional beats, music & musical motifs in the entire genre of older kids cartoons, and you can keep digging for years and still find new things to appreciate that were done fully intentionally by the crew, while the other is a toy commercial with fun characters and songs and somewhat rule-of-cool approach to world building. like I love ponies but it really isn't that deep lmao
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a-most-beloved-fool · 2 days ago
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we have reached the point in time where people are misunderstanding the point of my one IDIC post and disputing it in replies. and it's not a big deal. i know it's not a big deal. but i am going to start biting people.
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hoshanti · 4 days ago
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some old lady was so rude to me and i had to be "rude" back
#this lady brings the same item up one on clearance for $18 one on clearance for $22#she goes i want both but i want to pay the lower price#i went 'okay i can fix that for you'#and i notice that the higher price one actually has a higher original price than the one on clearance for $18#so i'm just about say how it weird it was that they sent it to us like that and maybe that's why it got missed#and she cuts me off and goes 'i don't care i just want the lower price'#and i'm taken a back#bc i wasn't anywhere near implying that i wasn't going to change the price for her#and i was going to make a non aggressive non accusatory comment abt how they sent it to us like that#(like i mentioned before and say how weird it was)#and i'm just like 'um okay'#and she goes 'i don't need to know the reason why'#and i look her directly in the eyes and say 'thank you for you understanding'#to which she goes 'yeah sometimes people just talk to much'#and i again look her directly in the eyes and say 'thank you for your kindness'#so i zip my mouth and fix her shit#i come back still not speaking#i point at the screen to show her her total#she pays and says thanks you#i just smile and nod#and she says something and i go 'oh sorry i thought i was just talking too much'#then she finally backtracks and is like 'sorry we elders are just like that'#and i don't say thank you i don't say have a good day#she tries to leave her cart at my till and the only i say is 'oh we can't have carts blocking the till'#and you can tell her started to feel a little bad#but fuck you bitch#maybe don't be an asshole i hope you learned your lesson#and i was still being kind while being silent i was just doing what she asked!
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floralovebot · 14 days ago
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its my birthday :) time to think about florelia dying for each other!
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werebutch · 8 months ago
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I had more fun in the desert than I did in New York City . Kind of hilarious
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sonknuxadow · 1 year ago
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I'm not too big a Sonknux shipper (I don't really ship anyone with Sonic full stop) but for the sheer amount of Sonadow and rabid Sonadow shippers that popped up, I'm half tempted to create a 2:30 hour long Sonknux cinematic animation out of spite. It would be a quirky romcom with musical scenes which starts with Knuckles first meeting Sonic and ending with them kissing in front of the Master Emerald at their wedding.
i dont really have a problem with sonadow necessarily or people making jokes about them being gay in the new episode, i also went "🏳️‍🌈?" a few times while watching it. im mostly just annoyed that its everywhere at all times and so many people seem to have sonadow as their number one priority always and dont care about anything else.. like if you search sonic prime on here its just sonadow sonadow sonadow with not nearly as many posts about what actually happens in the episode or theorizing about what might happen next or even discussing sonic and shadows interactions beyond just going "omg sonadow!"... like is that really all you guys took from it? you dont care about anything else? just shipping? ok...
#and like i understand most of the sonic prime posting rn being about shadow and his interactions with sonic#because thats basically all this episode was. sonic and shadow running around#but again. most people arent even actuallytalking about any of it beyond the ship jokes. which is kind of annoying#also i kinda talked about this the other day but its so wild to me how sonic and knuckles are regularly doing the gayest shit imaginable#and most people dont care. but sonic and shadow have one or two gay moments every once in a while and the entire fanbase explodes#like im not saying you cant prefer sonic/shadow over sonic/knuckles#and im not trying to start an argument over which is better. i think the real answer is for them all to hold hands with eachother#i just dont understand why sonic/knuckles is so much less popular?#because in the actual games and comics and shows they have moments like this way more often than sonic and shadow do#but like i said most people dont really care. and when sonic and shadow so much as stand near eachother theyre suddenly canon boyfriends ??#if sonic and shadow did anything sonic and knuckles have done they would get like 10 times the reaction from it#and i know this for a fact to be true because people are currently shitting themselves over sonic carrying shadow#when sonic has carried knuckles multiple times before and barely anyone cared#like hello is everyone but me in some weird alternate dimension where shadow and knuckles have switched roles or something#sonic and knuckles are literally what people THINK sonic and shadow are i swear to god#asks#sonic prime spoilers
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teenagedracula · 1 month ago
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Silly posting over. Kin guilt
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robertsbarbie · 2 months ago
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maybe it’s unique to my 3 year old niece but i feel like helping kids understand things will always be better than just telling them something
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bog-horse · 2 years ago
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anyway my issue with a lot of other helpols (which just makes me avoid the larger community and do my own thing in my corner) is that a lot of them are recon (which is fine!!!) but i am inherently informal and weird as shit in my practice. i call hades and hestia my spiritual dad/mom, hermes gets donuts as offerings when i’m trying to get to class on time and avoid traffic, i once asked artemis to keep deer from jumping out in front of my car on a road trip home with an offering of granola/sports bars. when people get too formal with the gods and pull out the titles, i usually bail bc it makes me uncomfortable. my relationship with my deities is extremely deep and connected, and it’s not that people who have more formal relationships with them can’t also have those, but it’s that if i called hades “lord hades” with any seriousness, he’d hit me with a rock, basically.
i don’t judge other people for their practices or more formal relationships bc honestly, it’s between you and your gods, but like… my go-to offering is the pomegranate brookside dark chocolates, and yes. sometimes i eat them out of my offering dishes the next day.
#i feel like recons are a lot more uhhh#noticeable on this platform? or maybe there really are just more of them#but i feel like us gremlin freaks aren’t very common on here#or maybe we just don’t get many posts bc people don’t relate as much or we don’t do the whole lists of offerings/altar ideas/prayers/etc#my list of offerings for hades won’t work for most people bc he’s very specific in how he reaches out to me#i have a severe aversion to mint. a lot of people put mint in their hades offerings and i know why#but i genuinely hate mint anywhere near me so i can’t use those#so i just don’t bother with a lot of offering lists and making them myself feels like letting people into my underwear drawer? like. that’s#between me and Him‚ basically. although that’s not to imply godspousing or anything i’m just using it as an easy example people will#understand. but yeah idk#i avoid a lot of the helpol community because i don’t feel like i fit in well#i am not recon and never will be bc it doesn’t vibe with my personality or lifestyle#i show my devotation in other ways‚ but those aren’t as easy to post online or share#and i don’t really want to share them either‚ soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#pagan stuff#bones.txt#zeus gets titles when i work with him tho. i know he’s usually in good humor and the one time i made a bid to him for rain it went well#(after 4-6 weeks of processing time) but i still try to be extra polite to him#hades doesn’t care. zeus might actually strike me down with lightning y’know?#or at least threaten it idk
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likethecastle · 1 year ago
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It was hard to focus – he was a dazzling blur. Where he was, even his face and body, nothing stayed fixed long enough for her to be sure of it. The possibilities and the details of his past must be thrashing around like mad, shifting and overlapping. He was every single Doctor you could ever imagine at once. But he was still there. Even without a fixed face or name or body, even if his past contradicted itself from moment to moment, that didn’t matter. There was still something there, not just un-pinned-down but impossible to pin down. Something that even revelled in the fact that he couldn’t be easily understood. That said more things were possible than a simple explanation would allow. Something laughing.
—Unnatural History, Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum
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sludgeguzzler · 7 months ago
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i try to remember when i first started having a deeply negative opinion of myself and then i think of when i was like a 7 year old and told my parents i didnt deserve to get ungrounded bc "there [was] no coming back from this, dad" (i hadnt cleaned my room)
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