#why make an incorrect quote text post when you can draw one

[drawthething]

Ocassionally thought about these two and I feel the perfect way to describe their thing is that it's going nowhere but it ain't going away anytime either? Pretty amusing tbh 🤠 also oddly cute?

And even though I love this pairing to death everytime i draw them together i just can't imagine them being actually romantic but somewhere between funny shenanigans and awkward slightly lovey-dovey gestures

Got the quotes from Jojo Rabbit btw :D

[livingunderlies]

Part three of the incorrect quotes post😊😆😆

Mc: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Mc: I got an idea! Bill: Does it involve breaking the law? Mc: By now don’t you think that’s a given? Bill: I was just trying to be optimistic. Mc: Don’t bother.

*The Squad is on a hike* Penny : It’s beautiful out here. Andre: And quiet. Badeea: Too quiet. Mc: Did we lose someone? *cut to Barnaby with a bear in a headlock*

Mc : *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

Tonks: Chiara? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry? Chiara: Tonks, I swear to god—

Andre: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

Victor: Is Mc always like this when they lose? Penny: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Mc : You bumped that table and you know it!

Talbott , looking over Badeea shoulder: You can draw? Badeea, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

Jae : ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

Andre: Where’s Mc? Talbott : Around. Andre: Around? Andre: You don’t have any idea, do you? Mc , dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Talbott : I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Mc: What have you done with Chiara? Jae: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Mc : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Barnaby: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Mc : That one. I want that one.

*out grocery shopping* Barnaby: *takes a free sample twice* Barnaby: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Orion: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Mc . They're mad at you. Mc: No, it's Murphy. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Murphy: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Skye: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Murphy: I stand by my choice.

Orion: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Murphy: *sighing* Mc. Mc : Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Skye: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

Murphy: We call that a traumatic experience. Murphy, turning to Mc : Not a "bruh moment". Murphy, turning to Orion: Not "sadge". Murphy, turning to Skye: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

The Squad: *walking at the mall* Mc : Hey, have any of you guys seen Talbott ? They’ve been gone for a while.. Penny: Eh, nope. Jae : No, I haven’t... Badeea: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Talbott : Hey. Mc: Ooh, there you are- Chiara: What the fu- Penny: I- where were you?! Talbott : Walking right behind you guys.

Tulip: Hello friends! The Squad: Tulip: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.

Mc : ARE YOU- Skye: Fucking. Mc : KIDDING ME?! YOU- Skye: Fucking. Mc : IDIOT! Orion: …What was that? Skye: Murphy banned Mc from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

*Corey is fighting a monster* Mc : Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Corey: The power to believe in myself!? Mc : No, a knife! Stab it!

Talbott: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Mc : Erika, my old friend! Erika: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Mc : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Talbott : Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Badeea: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Penny. Talbott , pointing their hot glue gun towards Badeea: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Diego : That shirt looks great, Jae . Jae : Thanks. Diego : But I bet it would look even better on Chiara's floor. Chiara: Are you hitting on Jae ... for me?

Jae : I have very high standards, you know. Chiara: I can make spaghetti... Jae : Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

Mc: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Mc: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

Mc: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Mc: *Picks up Barnaby* Mc : I’ve only befriended Barnaby for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.

Tulip: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Andre: Yup. Mc : Maybe the generator is watching us. Tulip: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Tulip: ... Tulip: Wait—

[poisoned-peppermint]

Incorrect quotes my beloved

quench your thirst my beloveds

~~Long post~~

Wilbur: At your wifes house rn ;) she hitting me with a broom

~~~~~~~~

Bad: Catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

~~~~~~~

Skeppy: I got bitten on my walk by a great dane

Bad: My God - imagine if it had been a small child

Skeppy: I could have fought off a small child, Bad

~~~~~~~

*texting*

Skeppy: I wanted to kiss you today

Bad: Why didn’t you

Skeppy: Can't reach your face

~~~~~~~

Bad: Why are you calling me on your day off?

Skeppy: I need your help. I’ve done something bad, very bad.

Bad: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Skeppy: What? No, it’s not-- why would I--

~~~~~~~

Tubbo: Tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs i don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Ranboo: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

~~~~~~~

Bad: *demon bf that insists on making pacts for every little thing*       

"i will do the dishes... for a price (kissies)"

~~~~~~~~

Skeppy: I like your pants.

Bad: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Skeppy: I’d like them 100% off.

Bad: The store can’t just give clothes away.

Skeppy: That's not what I-

Bad: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Skeppy.

~~~~~~~~

Bad: It just feels amazing to finally spread my legs and be the person that I am.

Skeppy: ... You just said, 'spread your legs'.

Bad: I just said spr- spread my wings.

~~~~~~~

Bad: I thought I told you to stay in the car.

Skeppy: You did. But I thought it was boring, and you were in trouble.

~~~~~~~

Bad: Why me?

Skeppy: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say, ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

~~~~~~~

Bad: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Skeppy: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

~~~~~~~

Bad: We both look very handsome tonight.

Skeppy: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, ‘so do you’.

Bad: I couldn’t take that chance.

~~~~~~~~

Bad: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.

Skeppy: You've been?

Bad: Once, in Monopoly.

~~~~~~~~

Bad: Is everything all right, Skeppy? You seem distracted. Usually, I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

~~~~~~~

DreamXD: We have fun, don’t we, George?

George: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

~~~~~~~

Bad: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Skeppy: You know, you say it so much it's lost all its meaning.

~~~~~~~

Skeppy: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Bad: How are you gayer than I am?

Skeppy: Well, I wear a man purse.

Bad: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!

~~~~~~~

Bad, about Skeppy: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day.

~~~~~~~

Skeppy: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

~~~~~~~

Dream: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Dream: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

~~~~~~~

Dream, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo

~~~~~~~

Dream: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

~~~~~~~

Dream: You're right.

George: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

~~~~~~~

Dream: George... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

George: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Dream:

Dream: I wrote sanitize, George.

~~~~~~~

Karl, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Sapnap, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Quackity: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Karl: playing systemic oppression

~~~~~~~

Karl, trying to ask Sapnap out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Quackity: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

~~~~~~~

Tubbo: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.

Ranboo: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.

Tubbo: Nice

~~~~~~~

Tubbo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. 

Ranboo: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Tubbo: That one. I want that one.

~~~~~~

Ranboo: So, I’ve been thinking Tubbo-

Tubbo: That’s dangerous.

~~~~~~~

Ranboo, watching power lines fall down: Tommy, Tubbo! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty!

~~~~~~~~

George: Dream, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Dream: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

~~~~~~~

Bad: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Skeppy, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, please speak up.

~~~~~~~~

Bad: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Bad: Oh my god, is this expired?

Bad: *Takes another sip of milk*

~~~~~~~~

Skeppy: You have Crayons?

Bad: Yes, I have—

Skeppy: You're— how old are you?

Bad: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

~~~~~~~~

will make more <3

[aaviav]

🎄HAPPY HOLIDAYS, GUYS!! 🎄 2020 was quite a year for everyone, man. i'm so glad i decided to rejoin tumblr and because of that, i got to meet some super cool people. and i drew a fair amount of handsome 2D boys!! things slowed down in the last few months but i hope i'll learn to juggle uni and personal drawing better soon. fingers crossed 🤞

there was this post where people mentioned the ones they’re thankful for in 2020 and well... i thought it’d be nice to give a couple of shoutouts myself. “you”, you ask, “the one who is terrible at words and also expressing their feelings?” yes, absolutely. (also aaa thank u to @/otonymous @/scummy-writes  for tagging me back then ; ; )

TIME TO TEST THE LIMITS OF HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN TAG?

@op-peccatori nanaaaaaaaaaa ;__; 💖 i'm so so glad i got to start talking to you this past year. i feel like we can relate on a lot of things, and somehow a few short sentences always evolve into walls of text???? like. bruh. how. 💀 💀 i know i take a while to respond sometimes but getting to read your replies is a joy every time. hope you're doing ok and please give Theo lots of kisses from me HAHA  💖

@beni-draw-ikemen-please BENIIII you're The Sweetest Ever™ 🥺 i mean it!! you're also so genuine and v v fun to talk to, i hope we get to do that more often in the future! ; v ; thank you for sharing your thirst and wonderful art with us all. ALSO ALSO: don't forget to take care of yourself. OR ELSE 😤 sending lots of virtual hugs your way! 💖 💖

@scummy-writes we're both shy beans but whenever i see you around or on on the occasional messages to eachother, you're The Sweetest Ever™ #2 🥺 for 2021 (and beyond) i wish you more confidence in yourself and your writing, because you're amazing! sometimes u just gotta channel ur inner Shea LaBeouf and Just Do It! i believe in u!!!! 💖

@littlegrrl7 hi! i appreciate you and the things you make!!! a lot!!!! you're a fic writing machine, haha. yours were the first longfics that i read and honestly, your writing is so engaging in that you keep it interesting and it's also fun and easy to read and with a healthy dose of smut cough cough. thank you for sharing! 🥰

@dear-mrs-otome Mrs O! i might or might not have been slightly intimidated at first hahah orz ANYWAY our Best Boi venn diagram might have the thinnest overlap ever but thank you for the support all the same, and i'll also always BE thankful for Drained Dry which feels like a sorta ikevamp themed discord home for me 🥺 🥺

@maanawa HELLO U!! thank u for becoming my first penpal in years!! 🥰 for some reason u always seem like such a unique person to me?? if u put a gun to my head and asked why, i wouldn't be able to answer bc i have no idea, but like. i mean it in the best way 0: 👌  

@hideoutpastel HI PASTEL, i'm glad i get to interact with u a bit more bc of twitter! u are a delight!! 😤 also i think u already know but like. ur art is so ✨ sparkly ✨ and bright and beautiful ok. kthx #bless 

@yenanng i might not always reply or interact, but seeing your twt updates is somehow v cool haha. i hope you get to rest and work on personal art soon! i'm cheering u on!!! \o/ 💖

@nan-chi @weird-profiterole HI HI! 🥰 we haven't talked to eachoter much but you guys seem super genuine and fun, i hope we get to interact more in the future!! also your art is so cute i cri 😭💖

@mikotomizuki LEO HOES UNITE 🤝 🤝 thank you for being hilarious and bringing your tiddy memes everywhere you go LMAO. let's keep our fingers crossed for more amazing Leo content in 2021 🤞💖

@pseudofaux you are delightful!! thank you for all the support always. you're an angel and we don't deserve you 😭💖 (also hello ur writing skills? y e s)

@pickle-scribbles Faa, I LIVE FOR YOUR THIRST COMMENTS. SERIOUSLY HAHA. and i die bc of your masterful smut 😭 just,, thank you 🥺💖

@otonymous i've probably mentioned this before but your fics were one of the first ones i read when i got back into tumblr, and honestly? what an amazing author to start with. #thepowerofthirst 💀 i kinda stopped consuming MLQC content so i haven't kept up w everything you put out but i know that you're still AMAZING and also so funny and just. 10/10 man 

@tacogawa @savourthelittlethings u guys are just. so cool!!!!! that's all thank u for coming to my ted talk 🥰

@akirafanarts ​ hi!! i haven’t forgotten u!! hope you’ve been doing ok!! 💖

@meowlayn-art you are v sweet! your art is gorgeous! and your OCs are amazing!! 🥺 i'm cheering for you! 💖

@incorrect-ikevamp-quotes​ a lil random but like. thank you for your insights on a bunch of idiots under one roof aka the ikevamp boys!! 💖 and also for the Top Notch 11/10 memes. bless  🙏 🙏

special shout out to everyone on Drained Dry that i haven't yet mentioned, u guys are v cool ; v ; 💖

and lastly, thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged or interacted with my posts or just took a second to appreciate my art, really. drawing 2D boys is a joy, and i'm glad if it brings even the tiniest bit of happiness into other people's lives too! you guys are the best 💖💖💖

[bathroombreaks]

masterpost of all my edits and fanfics pt.2

everything i’ve created can be found here. all good girls edits can be found here. all good girls fanfics can be found here. all anne with an e edits can be found here. all shadow and bone edits can be found here. my collection of gifsets of random tv shows and movies can be found here. my rainbow edits can be found here. things that i like the most/am proudest of, for whatever reason, can be found here.

this masterpost is divided into:

1. anne with an e

a. anne x gilbert edits

b. other edits

2. shadow and bone

a. alina edits

b. other edits

3. good girls

a. gifset collections

b. quote edits

c. parallel edits

d. specific scene/episode edits

e. other beth x rio edits

f. other edits

g. fanfics

--

3.a. good girls - gifset collections

good girls episode titles

countdown to s3 premiere

good girls underrated moments

top 15 good girls moments

good girls appreciation week 2020

our favourite good girls in every episode

christmas gif(t)sets

countdown to season 4

girls in season 4

good girls meme

3.b. good girls - quote edits

beth - now is the time of monsters

annie, beth and ruby - friendships between women

beth and rio - i should go

beth and rio - how to write a tragedy in three acts

beth - everything i wanted

beth and rio - the next time i smile

beth and rio - from eden

beth and rio - steadier with you by my side

beth and dean - one of you is lying

rio - rang each syllable: e-liz-a-beth

beth and rio - nothing’s fair in love and war

beth and rio - entertainer

beth and rio - my love will never die

annie - the human heart

beth and rio - the (greater) fear

beth - the mask and the wearer

beth and rio - 11pm

beth and rio - you know me too well

beth and dean - positions

beth and rio - pov

beth - #girlboss

beth and rio - let it be hell

annie and ben - slipping through my fingers all the time

beth, dean, fitzpatrick and rio - my wife is a bitch and i like her so much

beth and rio - pumped up kicks

beth and rio - we wanna be with each other but we hate each other

beth and dean - a dress like that

beth - it’s not easy for me

3.c. good girls - parallel edits

beth - baking pastries vs cooking cash [2x13]

beth and ruby - hearteyes [1x01, 1x02, 2x02, 2x09]

annie, beth and ruby - robberies [1x01, 1x08, 1x10, 2x09]

annie - throwing cash into a fireplace [season 3 promo, 3x01]

annie and beth - without kids [1x05, 1x07, 2x08, 2x09, 3x01]

beth - drinking slushies [2x05 vs 3x02]

boomer - injured [1x01, 2x02, 2x03]

beth - asking kenny to watch tv/youtube [1x02, 3x02]

rio - realising he can’t/deciding he won’t kill beth [1x02, 2x02, 2x06, 3x03]

rio - saying he needs/doesn’t need beth [1x09, 2x06, 3x04]

annie and beth - loss of vision [3x04]

annie - running [2x12, 3x04]

annie - stuffing bills on her person [2x04, 3x01]

beth, lucy and rio - rio calling someone his girl [3x03, 3x05]

beth - sarcastically using important titles to refer to rio [2x12, 3x06]

beth and rio - hitting it vs making love [1x05, 2x04, 2x09]

beth and rio - facing off [2x04, 2x06, 2x11, 3x04]

beth and rio - standing close enough to kiss [2x04, 2x09, 2x11]

rio - heavy-lidded look [2x06, 3x04]

beth and rio - rio touching beth’s shoulder [1x08, 2x09]

max and turner - boards [1x04, 3x07]

beth, danny and jane - beth not knowing how to answer [2x12, 3x07]

beth, dean and rio - trust [2x05, 3x08]

beth and rio - beth making rio laugh at the bar [2x09, 3x08]

annie - captain can do t-shirt [3x07]

beth and rio - negotiating cuts [1x04, 2x04, 2x06, 3x08]

rio - walking [3x01, 3x08]

rio - expressions [3x01, 3x08]

rio - expressions [2x05, 2x07, 3x01, 3x08]

annie, beth and rio - my girl/your boy [3x03, 3x09]

beth - lying to rio during their meetings in season 3 [3x06, 3x09]

beth - beth finding out about dean’s cheating [1x01, 2x05, 3x09]

beth and rio - standing back to back while talking [2x10, 3x06]

beth and rio - smashing things [1x02, 3x08]

beth and rio - beth being bored with normal life [1x08, 2x10, 3x10]

beth and rio - rio surprising beth in her kitchen [1x01, 3x10]

beth and rio - rio smiling after beth is awkward [2x05, 3x10]

beth and rio - beth rejecting rio’s advances [2x06, 3x11]

rio - reiterating that beth is stuck with him [2x04, 2x11, 3x11]

rio - looking at beth with a lot of emotion in his eyes [3x03, 3x11]

beth and rio - looking at each other and smiling [2x09, 2x11]

beth and rio - kissing with sunlight streaming through the window [2x09, merlin 2x02]

beth, dean, kenny and rio - how dean’s speech applies to what he thinks is happening and what’s really happening [3x10, 3x11]

beth and rio - almost up and running, walk me through it [3x11]

beth - destruction [1x01, 1x09, 2x02, 2x05, 2x10, 3x09]

beth and rio - beth realising rio is alive [3x02, 3x10]

annie, cohen and mick - annie being protective of beth [3x03, 4x01]

beth - wearing apron with lemon print [2x13, 4x01]

beth and rio - eating weirdly [3x09, 4x02]

beth - reacting to seeing boomer’s and mick’s penises [1x02, 4x02]

beth - the state of that woman’s marriage was written all over her face [1x01, 1x05, 1x06, 2x02, 2x04, 2x05, 3x09, 3x11, 4x02]

beth and rio - touching hands [2x05, 3x04, 4x03]

beth and rio - beth bending over [2x04, 4x03]

beth and dean - ignoring “i love you” [1x01, 4x03]

beth - celebrating [1x02, 4x03]

beth - pta activities [2x02, 2x10, 4x04]

rio - looking at beth [2x09, 4x04]

beth and rio - beth looking surprised when rio agrees with her [4x01, 4x04]

beth, phoebe - wire [1x05, 4x05]

beth and rio - fall guy [2x12, 4x02, 4x05]

beth and rio - beth channeling rio [3x09, 4x05]

dean - misunderstanding tattoos [3x01, 4x05]

beth and rio - hooking up [2x04, 4x06]

rio - throwing his head back laughing [2x08, 4x06]

beth and rio - business [2x12, 3x06, 4x06]

beth and rio - rio’s family pictures [2x11, 4x06]

beth, dean, nick and rio - beth being called “elizabeth“ [2x09, 4x03, 4x06]

beth and rio - #bethany, why? [2x09, 4x06]

beth - panicking [3x02, 4x01, 4x06]

rio - beth imagining rio [2x05, 3x03, 4x06]

beth, fitzpatrick, rio - beth going to unbuckle a man and being rejected [4x04, 4x06]

annie and ben - annie taking the ged test [3x10, 4x06]

beth and rio - glovebox [3x10, 4x07]

beth and rio - hook-ups and callbacks [2x04, 2x05, 2x09, 3x03, 4x06, 4x07]

beth and rio - rio touching beths’ back and shoulders [1x08, 2x02, 2x04, 2x06, 2x09, 3x07, 4x04, 4x06]

beth and rio - a dress like that [1x08, 2x04, 2x06, 3x08, 4x06]

fitzpatrick and rio - saying “i can’t talk shop on an empty stomach” [3x09, 4x07]

3.d. good girls - specific scene/episode edits

annie, beth and ruby - flashbacks in 2x08

annie, beth and ruby - ruby saying she shot a guy in 3x01

beth - smiling as lucy leaves in 3x01

annie, beth and ruby - montage of them making counterfeit cash in 3x01

annie, beth and ruby - annie looking for coffee in ruby’s kitchen in 1x08

annie, beth and ruby - deciding to rob nancy’s spas in 1x08

ruby - getting high with stan in 1x09

beth and turner - parking lot at night in 2x05

beth - sitting on the couch in 3x01

ruby - talking on the phone with gwen in 3x01

annie, beth, nancy, rhea and ruby - looking pretty in 3x02

annie, beth, judy and ruby - talking about rouge in 3x02

rio - looking at the ultrasound in 3x03

ruby and stan - together in 3x03

beth and rio - fighting in her backyard in 2x06

beth and rio - drinking and talking at the bar in 2x09

beth - destroying her thanksgiving-themed baked goods in 2x10

beth - walking home in 2x13

beth and rio - bar in 2x05

annie, beth and ruby - talking about when they’ll reopen in 1x08

beth and rio - blue and pink gifs of them in 2x09

beth - wearing the red polka dot dress in 2x04

beth and rio - kissing in her bedroom in 2x09

annie and dean - talking in the bolands’ kitchen in 1x05

annie, beth, boomer and ruby - talking in beth’s car about marion in 3x08

beth - pretending to freak out about her husband in 3x11

annie and ruby - fight in 2x10

beth and pta moms - beth finds out that lucy’s body was found in 4x01

beth - alley in 2x03

beth and rio - bar in 4x01

dean and eric - boland bubbles showroom in 4x01

beth - wearing the strawberry dress in 4x02

beth and rio - rio checking beth out during the 4x03 pool scene

beth and annie - young beth and annie in 4x03

beth and rio - talking at the bar in 4x04

beth and rio - in the bedroom in grandma’s house in 4x06

beth and rio - hands in 4x06

rosa - barbecue in 4x06

beth - thigh shots in 4x06

beth - strip club scene in 4x08

3.e. good girls - other beth x rio edits

rio touching beth

looking at each other in season 1

looking at each other in season 2

looking at each other in season 3

in every episode of season 3

rio looking at beth’s cleavage

softly smiling at each other

playlist

favourite lines of dialogue between them

faceless

tv tropes

text posts

incorrect quotes

3.f. good girls - other edits

annie, beth and ruby - icons

annie, beth, lucy, rio, ruby and stan - season 3 first look and official trailer

beth - looking pretty in season 2

annie, beth and ruby - making funny faces [1x02, 2x05, 3x05]

beth - coping mechanisms

beth - hands

annie, beth, dean, rio, ruby and stan -  colours

annie, ben, beth, dean, rio, ruby and stan - onion headlines

beth - black and white

beth - drawing

ruby - drawing

annie - drawing

rio’s golden gun, book club, paper porcupine - drawings

annie, beth, dean, rio, ruby and stan - planets

annie, beth, marcus, rio, ruby - seasons in the park

season 4 promo

good girls + rainbow

stan and diane

beth and mick in s4 trailer

annie, beth and ruby in s4 trailer

blue and yellow

annie, beth and ruby in pink, blue and purple

beth and turner

3.g. good girls - fanfics

bleed me a river - my take on how rio could’ve popped back into beth’s life after 2x13

little league (never felt so sweet) - beth and rio meet when beth picks up jane from little league practice

the bittersweet salt cracks my heart - pg-13 hate sex post-s3

a heart’s a heavy burden - howl’s moving castle au

everything you love will burn up in the light - rio is a vampire au

my heart burns there, too - beth and rio get married

aita for wanting to stop paying my wife’s “business partner” and yelling at her? - dean posts on reddit post s3

you think that by now i’d know - beth inadvertently asks out rio

“you’re being too loud, ma” prompt

“the lasagna here isn’t nearly as good as she remembered” prompt

“i told you: no dungarees” prompt

[kakashishomegirl]

Guide To This Blog

About me:

Hi, I’m Alice! I love drawing, talking to kind strangers on the internet and Naruto.

Please know that I am 18, therefore an adult, and also white, in case you are uncomfortable with that.

If you are interested in my art, @alicexdraws is my main blog with only art, though I also do reblog it on here if it’s Naruto, just search the #my art tag.

If you want to talk to me, I would be delighted, I’ll chat about just everything (but extra points if it’s Naruto-related xD).

Also, I‘m basically a library of Kakagai fics, so if you want some recommendations, HIT ME UP I LOVE TALKING ABOUT FANFICTION.

PEDOPHILES, RACISTS, TERFS, MISOGYNISTS, HOMOPHOBES ETC ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. This blog is a safe space for everyone except haters.

If you are a minor, please think about if you really want to follow me. It‘s not much, but there are some slightly nsfw texts or images here. Also there is a post of me saying Kisame/Itachi is one of my ships going around. I do NOT ship this anymore since I did research on their ages and when they met, something I didn‘t know back then. But if this makes you uncomfortable, then please don‘t follow.

Content:

You will probably catch me thinking about kakagai, Itachi, Neji, Tenten and Lee most of the time hehe.

Kakagai is my number one favourite Naruto ship, but you’ll also find some sasunaru, inosaku, gaanaru and nejiten on here.

Also I LOVE TEAM GAI WITH ALL MY HEART, they are my precious taijutsu kids and they all deserved so much better!! I will always be ready to talk about them.

And just recently, my obsession with Itachi began, I just fell right into that...

I often set out to the deeply hidden corners of tumblr to find some vastly underappreciated fanart which you will probably witness through random hours of content regarding only one theme.

What you won’t find here:

I don’t ship any minors with adults, therefore stuff like kakasaku, kakanaru, Lee x Gai or similar ships will never be here.

I don’t think I’ll really be reblogging nsfw content, and if so, then most certainly nothing too explicit, that just isn’t my style.

Also there won’t be much triggering stuff, I don’t think it’ll get further than some blood smears.

Tagging system:

I try to tag trigger warnings with “name of trigger + tw” and nsfw (though there won’t really be much to tag) accordingly, but if you have ideas for improvement, please feel free to tell me.

If I have some conversations with mutuals, that will probably include a lot of reblogs, so if you don‘t want to see them, just filter the tag #convos :)

Also I somehow got into doing some terrible „funny“ Itachi roleplay, you can filter that with #roleplay xD

Looking for characters:

Every character is tagged with first and last name, exceptions are those who don’t have one and the sand siblings which are tagged with just their first name since I was confused about that whole “sabaku no” thing. 

I write “Kurenai Yuuhi” with double u because it looks cooler, but otherwise I decided to just use one, for example in “Hyuga”.

I tag Yamato solely as Tenzo because I really vibe with Kakashi and if he calls him Tenzo, then so do I. ^^

Might Guy is tagged as Maito Gai because I love sticking to the Japanese versions and also because I think this befits him better, for some reason.

Special character group tags:

#underappreciated jonin squad: Includes all the jonin (and also chunin) from Konoha that nobody really knows the name of, as the memes say. I am proud to claim that by now, I do know their names. Examples: Raido Namiashi, Genma Shiranui (love this guy), Kotetsu Hagane etc.

#sand sibs: The tag for the three wonderful siblings from Suna. Temari, Kankuro and Gaara.

#og squad: Includes the Konoha eleven and Sasuke, but also the sand sibs. Basically everyone you would watch Boruto for. (Sorry for the shade if you really enjoy Boruto)

#hokage squad: All the hokage of Konoha.

#uchiha brothers: Itachi and Sasuke interacting.

#team 7: I use this tag to respect Tenzo’s leadership alongside Kakashi’s, so this tag includes Tenzo and Sai as rightful members of team 7.

#team gai, #team kurenai, #team asuma etc.: All other teams are named after their sensei.

#team taka: Not team hebi, I never really liked that name.

#sannin: I’m actually not sure if I have used or ever will use this tag since I like neither Jiraiya nor Orochimaru that much, but maybe for Tsunade i will.

#ninken: Kakashi’s precious dogs!

#kunoichi squad: All the girls in Naruto, because give them love!

#uchiha clan, #hyuga clan etc.: Feautures clan members from different generations.

Ship names

I’ll just list how I write them in case you were wondering why you didn’t find anything. It could also be the case that I just haven’t reblogged anything of that ship, even if you might find it in the list.

sasunaru | sakuino | kakagai | gaanaru | nejiten | hinaten | nejilee | saiino

I’ll continue the list if you or I feel the need.

Content tags:

I do admit that except for #fanart, these are all a bit inconsistent, not everything fitting into these categories is tagged as such, but in the future, I‘ll pay more attention to that and maybe also go over my posts.

#naruto: Almost every post is tagged with this. I don‘t post much stuff that is not Naruto, but if you don‘t want to see that, choose this tag and have the full on pure Naruto experience.

#fanart: Contains everything that is drawn/painted/stitched etc. by fans, also comics, painted memes and everything.

#full pieces: Also fanart, but only the fully coloured ones, or extremely detailed, and with backgrounds. Things you would put on your wall.

#incorrect quotes: We all know them, the famous quotes our favourite characters may or may not have said.

#mangacaps: Images taken out of the Naruto manga.

#screencaps: Screenshots, compilations of character scenes, whole scenes etc. out of the anime.

#comics: Fanarts that are also comics.

#memes: I don‘t think I really have many of those tho lol.

#charts: You know these alignments, or reactions of various characters to a thing? These are all summed up in this tag, I enjoy it a lot.

#rankings: Things like „Who of these characters is most to least likely to do xyz?“

#my posts: Everything I did or had a hand in.

#my art: Everything I drew :)

#not naruto, #personal: Stuff that isn’t Naruto and/or concerns me. Might change these later.

#fun stuff: Things that made me laugh.

Special tags:

#personal faves: These are my absolute favourite posts, there are some absolutely stunning artworks there and it‘s just general stuff that I can go to look at when I‘m feeling down.

Thank you for visiting my blog, I hope you‘ll enjoy your stay! <3

[incorrect-marauders]

THE OWLS ARE IN! IT’S TIME FOR THE SURVEY RESULTS!

So, as many of our followers are probably aware, we recently did a survey to get a feel of what people thought of our blog. We got a total of 57 results and we are grateful to each and every one of you for taking the time to let us know your thoughts. Now, we’re here to share the general consensus of what people thought and how we will accommodate these opinions.

We’ll definitely have some changes to the blog, so read on to see what those changes are!

Before we begin, we have a few things to briefly mention.

The results are pretty scattered. We didn’t want to restrict anyone, so most were free response or included “Other”. In hindsight, there were a few questions that could have easily been multiple choice without really restricting anyone. (Side eyes the first question.) Therefore, most of these will just summarize the results we got. Occasionally drop the graph for the multiple choice questions.

Because of the large amount of responses we got, not every answer will be listed here. We highlighted the things that were either most commonly mentioned or had us thinking the most.

If anyone would like to see the full results for some reason (par the names, to keep anonymity), feel free to email us at incorrectmarauders.tumblr@gmail.com and we’ll send it over!

And yes, we are making changes to accommodate these results! That’s what this survey was all about!

We’ll be opening applications for new mods within the next couple days as well.

We’ll have a tiny hiatus as all of this is going on.

Now, we begin...

How long have you been following incorrect-marauders?

The most popular answer seemed to be around 2 months or 10 months. A lot of people filling out this survey seemed to either be relatively new or here since the beginning. Kudos to you incorrect-marauders veterans, and welcome newer followers!

How did you find incorrect-marauders?

Somewhat as we expected. Keep reblogging us, lovely people!

What do you love MOST about incorrect-marauders?

"It's funny.” (x50)

No really, we got 50 variations of “It’s funny,” “It’s hilarious,” “The humour,” “The funny text posts.”

Thanks, we appreciate it!

“How weirdly in character the quotes always are.”

(Similar variations include, “How actually accurate your post are,” “That not every post is as funny, imho, but that they do keep true to the characters,” “How much they fit the characters.”)

“They offer new content to the Marauders 'franchise' as it were because some stuff within the fandom is constantly being reused.”

“How correct it actually is if Joanne made it canon.”

“McGonagall with the marauders and that the sources are listed.”

“Accurate representation, variety of ships and relationships, isnt toxic.”

“Very funny and can be great art/writing prompts.”

“The taste.”

“EVERYTHING.”

These are all very nice, thank you all. Glad we hit where we were aiming.

What do you love LEAST about incorrect-marauders?

The most common response was, “Nothing,” or a variation thereof, but that’s no fun for this question, so here are some of the legitimate criticisms we received!

“Quote sources, I think, occasionally aren't there.”

Our original quotes often don’t have sources. But if there’s one where a mod forgot to credit a source, please just message us and one of the admins will fix that!

“There isn't a particularly nice aesthetic to the blog, e.g. a matching layout and profile picture or quote.”

Yeah, we’re working to fix that. I like pretty blogs too.

“Could be updated a little more.”

(”Not much posting in my opinion,” “Long time between posts.”)

Strangely enough, we got this a few times but our later poll about how often to post were contradicting this. So, unfortunately, we will not be adjusting this.

“I mean I would say that Peter is on it, but can’t really get rid of him...”

(Got a few of these, like, ”Peter being seen as a good person.”)

Sorry!

“Some are a bit too small.”

“I don’t like the long quotes.”

Well, then.

“Seeing my #notp but that isnt rly a minus?? Its called diversity so im not gonna hate or anything.”

Thank you for appreciating the diversity. We get occasional hate over it, but we also get hate over not posting some of the other ships. I suppose that’s what happens when you have lots of different followers of different opinions.

“If I send you a text post you credit the source in # but i'd like you to include a link to my tumblr in the post itself so people would actually find my tumblr. I doent send you text posts anymore, cause it doesn't really profit me and it feels like you get credit for my work.”

We’re sorry you feel that way. We always put it in the tags, just in front of the source. We are more of a mod-based blog rather than a submission-based blog. Anyone is welcome to submit, but about 98% of our posts are created by our mods.

“Sometimes I feel like the wrong characters were chosen or not well thought out.”

We can assure you our mods put a lot of thought into what characters to use, but you are welcome to message us with your own suggestion! (But please note that we are a Marauders blog; we got a few comments about how we don’t post enough Hinny or Romione, but that’s not what our blog is about.)

What makes incorrect-marauders stand out?

Once again, we got a lot about how funny we are, so we’ll skip over those and highlight the more unique answers!

"They don't use things from other people without credit.”

“The love and attention put in to everything.”

“Don't think there are any other blogs about marauders in this style.”

(We got this a few times. ”Like the type of blog and incorrect-marauders was the first one Harry potter themed I found,” also, “Its really funny and pretty much the only blog that just does this kind of post and i LOVE it.” But alternatively... “There are a lot of textpost blogs like it, but it is one of the only ones that I have found that consistently keeps characters in character in the posts and appeals to my sense of humor.”)

“I feel the quotes are in character and from multiple sources which Is cool.“

“How open it is.”

“The continuous content.”

“The posts arent so often that my dash is spammed like other blogs of the same nature.”

“Not sure but I like you.”

Not much to comment on these except we’re happy to see people think this about us!

How satisfied are you with the blog and the posts, in all?

So, you’re telling me, we opened a public, anonymous survey and not a single hater filled it out? Am I impressed or disappointed?

Please explain your response to the previous question.

“I just love the whole blog.”

“It's not my favourite blog ever ever which is why it's not a 10 but i still love it.”

“You guys are just so awesome! But it'd also be cool to have a little, meet the creator(s).”

“Its good but I don't have or want notifications on.”

“It’s the #qualitycontent i signed up for.”

"Always room for improvement, and also there's no 9 3/4 option.”

Awesome! We definitely agree that we can always improve, which is what this survey is for!

How often should we post?

We got a lot of variety here. Some say once a day (which is how often we currently post) was ideal. Others put stuff like...

“I wouldnt mind my entire blog just being filled with your posts.”

While Once A Day is the most voted for, the rest of the options put together, which we’ll name Two or More Times a Day, do win overall. Since we have one new post followed by a reblog, we’ll compromise by posting two times a day, but with one new post a day (the second being a reblog).

In UTC, what times do you prefer us posting?

As expected, not many people cared. But two people felt very strongly and voted for 12am, 1am, and 6pm UTC. So, we’ll consider that.

What characters, relationships, universes, etc. would you like to see more represented in our posts?

We got a lot of responses here, primarily being more Wolfstar, Jily, and BFFs James and Sirius. We also got a lot saying we should post about Hinny, Romione, next gen, FBAWTFT, etc. in which I remind you that this is a Marauders blog.

We also got the hilarious response that said we should maybe post about the “merauders”. Well, we can certainly promise you that.

We also got a lot of people saying more McGonagall. That’s something we can definitely do.

Would you like to see more original quotes from us?

For the longest time, the option 50/50 was at exactly 50%. Kind of disappointed that is no longer, but the 25% option is at 25%, so that’s something. Anyway, we’ll aim for 50/50.

What else would you like to see us post?

This was one of the results that will make the biggest change to the blog. People seem to really love these ideas. So expect...

Marauder Mondays! Every Monday we’ll have Marauder Monday, where we’ll answer asks, reblog posts, and have a party! Probably when we’ll post the “extra” posts, like our GIFs, graphics, aesthetics, videos, etc.

How would you feel if we did sponsored posts?

Combined, it seems like ~75% of those who took the survey are good with sponsored posts.

These results honestly surprised us. We’ve gotten a lot of offers of sponsorships in the past but have always denied them because we didn’t know how our followers would feel. We probably won’t do this in the near future, but it’s an option.

What kind of projects would you like to see us host?

We got so many people suggesting merch. Shirts, stickers, pins, other merch... So we’ll keep that in mind! We’d love some Marauders shirts ourselves.

“Projects that other blogs can get involved with to help other accounts grow.”

Noted!

“An art challenge maybe? like, 30 day challenge where you have to draw them as characters from movies/tv shows? like, friends, clueless, avengers, dc characters etc.“

Definitely interesting. Art challenges would be a lot of fun. Hopefully there’s an interest for this!

Which of our other accounts do you follow/would like to follow?

We’ll look into bringing on people to regularly post on other sites.

What device do you use to browse our blog most often (whether through Tumblr or our site)?

Why are we bothering with a redesign again? Oh, right. Personal vain.

How often do you visit the blogsite?

Those numbers are higher than expected...

What kind of things would you like to find on our blogsite?

“Character aesthetics.”

“Fanfiction links.”

“Marauders fan art would be cool.“

We’ll be working on this! Thank you for the suggestions!

More meet the creator(s) (if not comfortable with should, maybe just telling a funny story)

We got a lot of people saying they’d like to know more about us. We are anonymous, but this particular comment had us thinking. We’ll be implementing something in the near future. We will still remain anonymous, but we will have “blog identifies”, I suppose you could say. More info to come!

Other than show, character, and ship lists, what would you like to see in our navigation?

We didn’t get many new suggestions for this, except for fanart, aesthetics, etc. which we will add as more people join the blog!

Do you have any additional suggestions for us?

"Maybe find a blog that could do fan art, but only if you’re comfortable with it. Also, you’re blog is already so amazing, and any redesign would just make it more awesome!!! Don’t let anyone get you down espically if some one puts something negative on the survey because it is so so great already.”

We got no negative feedback (just constructive criticism), but thank you for your concern!

“um. keep doing this. i like it. it helps fill the gaping void in my soul“

Mood.

“Thanks for making the survey, caring about our feedback, and being awesome overall :)”

Of course! This is not just our blog, this is the Marauders fandom blog. Your feedback means everything to us and we hope you will like the changes we’ll make in response to it.

And that covers all of it! Cookies to anyone who read all of that! Keep an eye out for those new mod applications if you’re interested in joining our team!

We’ll be taking a tiny little hiatus as we’re figuring some stuff out.

[heartssepticeye]

FAQ

1. How do I submit something?

Through the Submit option! If it’s a one-liner, use the Quote format. Otherwise use the normal Text format. Please also include the source, or state if there isn’t one (ex. you simply overheard it, you thought of it yourself), or if you don’t know the source. Sources cannot be tagged when you're submitting them; just write it somewhere on the post (like below the quote) and it's my job to tag it! Don't use quotation marks!

2. What’s a one-liner?

Only one person says one thing, such as here.

3. How do I make words bold?

If you're on an older device/older version of tumblr, (b) and (/b) surrounding the words you want bolded, using the greater than and lesser than signs rather than brackets. Can also be done via (strong) and (/strong)

Ex. (b)Anti:(/b)

If you're newer or on a desktop, you should be able to just highlight/select the words and pick the 'B'!

4. How do I make words italicized?

If you're on an older device/older version of tumblr, (i) and (/i) surrounding the words you want italicized, using the greater than and lesser than signs rather than brackets. Can also be done via (em) and (/em)

Ex. (i)Anti!(/i)

If you're newer or on a desktop, you should be able to just highlight/select the words and pick the 'I'!

6. What do I bold?

The Egos' names to indicate it's them speaking.

Ex. Anti: I hate everyone.

7. What do I italicize?

Stuff that was said with emphasis. Stuff you might all-caps if you didn't have the power to italicize (unless, of course, you think capitalizing is still more effective).

Ex. Anti: I hate everyone!!

8. Why did you change the Egos I put for my submission?

Nothing personal, I probably just thought the Egos I replaced them with worked better. Also, I am an Anti-focused blog, so I try to keep him in the spotlight whenever possible.

9. Where is my submission?

I get a lot of them and just queue them in order, so it might take a while for yours to post! Also, if your submission has to do with a certain date (ex. Halloween, Christmas) I might schedule it specifically for then! If not, maybe I just didn’t like it. Sorry!

10. I saw a quote with no source/an incorrect source, and I know what it is! What do I do?

Let me know!! That would be great. You can send me an ask or DM me, just be sure to specify which quote (ex. Don't say "in the last quote", say "in the recent quote where Jackieboy man says ___") and specify your source without acronyms (ex. It's from CaptainSprinklez, a YouTuber!) Thank you!

11. Am I allowed to submit art?

Of course you are! Or if you don't want to submit, you can post it as usual and use the tag "whatdidantidonow". All one word. However, I ask that any art submitted to this blog/if you want it reblogged has to do with this blog, such as a drawing of one of the quotes I've posted.

12. Who is Blue?

Blue is my online name, so it’s me! Hi.

13. Why don’t you ever follow back, reply to chats, etc.?

Actually, I do! But it’s through my personal blog, @a-bad-poem

14. Do you roleplay?

If you mean as Anti, if I’m an in-character Anti account, no.

[superreviewsworld-blog]

fake on line book critiques and the way to keep away from Them

Print courses hold to stop strolling e-book reviews and are even going out of commercial enterprise as increasingly readers turn to the internet to get their records. inside the past, advertising in print courses blanketed the value of book evaluations, but nowadays, authors usually need to pay for exposure packages to acquire ebook critiques, or supply a nominal rate to compensate the reviewer for their time.

The result is that people could make cash off writing book opinions, and some so-called reviewers are doing so with out truely studying the books. Why could everybody write a faux e book review? because it takes many hours to study a ebook, and the greater e book reviews reviews you may write, the more money you may make, so why now not just keep time with the aid of no longer reading the books and instead simply write the reviews and acquire the payments so that you can make extra money. consider me; this situation happens all of the time.

other reviewers do now not rate for reviews but they request multiple copies of books. Why do they need a couple of copies when they don't read the ones books? so that it will resell them on-line and make more money at the same time as writing faux critiques.

however won't people catch on to those fake evaluations? sure, the majority need to, however not every person does. most of these faux reviewers consist of the so-called reviewer copying and paraphrasing what's at the back cowl and then including some flowery caveat like "This e book is a ought to-study for its thrilling motion" or "An exciting and shifting love tale you might not want to miss" to make it appear like the reviewer honestly study the e-book. Of path, whether the e book is exciting or fun or not, the reviewer has no concept-he might not even have cracked open the e-book.

So how can you as an creator, who needs legitimate critiques, or as a reader trying a terrific book to read, without a doubt inform if a review is valid? right here are five easy recommendations for spotting faux e-book reviews:

forget about opinions written through authors, their pals, and circle of relatives:I draw back on every occasion I see a five celebrity evaluation written by the writer; generally it's performed underneath the guise of the author wanting to offer readers with extra information approximately the e book, but the area for this is inside the product description. Any author who gives his very own book 5 stars is clueless about the publishing enterprise and what is moral, or he is simply tactless. sometimes a valid review can be written through a colleague, consisting of "i've regarded Barbara for fifteen years and that i realize her commercial enterprise advice works due to the fact...." however i've additionally visible ones that say such things as, "This e book is lots of fun because it describes the places the author and that i used to hang around as kids when we were developing up." that's great but it's now not a motive why everybody who isn't always pals with the author must read the e book.

Be skeptical of definitely positive reviews. ok, don't be definitely skeptical, but past the "satisfactory book ever" and "a splendid, compelling story" comments, search for symptoms that the high quality evaluation is legitimate-discussions of the characters and plot that make it clean the ebook became read. after all, there are accurate books out there that deserve advantageous opinions. do not be glad with "This incredible story" however look for causes of why the tale is first rate.

Be skeptical of totally bad opinions.a few reviewers and customers have axes to grind. I can not inform you how regularly i've visible one-famous person opinions given at on line bookstores because "the e book by no means arrived." it's the fault of the bookstore's transport system, no longer the writer or book's fault. At different instances, a person may additionally simply not like the author so he desires to slam the e-book, or he might not like the problem count number, saying something like, "Homosexuality is a sin and there is a gay couple on this e-book so I gave it one star" or "the main individual had an abortion. it is incorrect! One celebrity." you could even believe the reviewers on those troubles but are those evaluations sincerely honest? Do they bear in mind the e book's plot, characters, structure, fashion, originality, or issues to offer an intensive or correct assessment?

be careful for plot summaries.A e-book review isn't always an basic faculty e book file. yes, there are plenty of readers available posting e-book opinions who do not know a way to write properly or how to write a ebook overview, however there are also phony reviewers who definitely replica the text off the back cowl that summarizes the plot to write down a evaluate. an amazing review will point out a detail within the plot or even quote an powerful passage from the book. it will also tell you not best what happens inside the e-book but how the reader felt (changed into moved) by way of what befell.

If a review looks like a fake, appearance to see what different books the person has reviewed. Are all of the individual's critiques quick and sparkling? it is feasible this one overview ought to just be a badly written, faux-looking one while other reviews look nicely-written and are valid. Has the reviewer published a couple of book evaluate nowadays, or been posting numerous every day? (critically, how many books can someone study in every week?) And do not be afraid to google the reviewer to look whether you could discover lawsuits approximately her or him on line. What can you do about fake evaluations?

Now which you realize the way to spot a fake assessment, or even that faux opinions exist, you could experience a chunk outraged-I recognize I do. So what are you able to do approximately such opinions? here are some tips:

in case you are an creator and you get a faux evaluate, name the reviewer on it-especially if you paid for a assessment. but even if the man or woman evaluations the e book by using his own decision, while not having contact with you, if the evaluate is fake, you could request that the internet site where the evaluation is posted cast off the evaluation. determine whether or not the state of affairs is worth stepping into an argument with the phony reviewer. Will the overview harm your e book's credibility? If it is negative but suggests proof that the book was not examine, it might. you might also sense referred to as upon to combat the good fight for the rest of the authors accessible who ought to go through because of the reviewer's conduct.

if you are a reader, check to see verification of buy, that is now and again a characteristic at numerous on line bookstores. If the individual bought the book, it is possibly he or she examine it. That said, take into account that reviewers usually get hold of complimentary copies. but, to get round this situation, I know a few authors have requested reviewers buy their books at online bookstores after which have compensated the author for the price of the e book so a buy verification be aware suggests up on the assessment.