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"bros before hoes" my guy friend says as he ruts into my boy cunt and dumps his load in me. just a bro moment haha yeah!!

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important puppyboy health reminder!

i know its tempting and i know you reeeeally want to!

never ever keep toys in you overnight!

same rules as a tampon, pups! keeping anything in you for too long can give you toxic shock syndrome, and my friend almost died from that shit.

remember, good puppies always put their health and safety first!

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oops!

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woaow (sorry for the super compression tumblr's gif limits are 😭)

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There's wrestling on in the airport I'm at rn and this shit is like. Borderline gay porn. How are straight people watching this unquestioningly they look like they're gonna dry hump

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halloween mat + emil (he/him for both)

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could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

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Been sharing a room with a friend for the last month. So hard to not touch myself during that time, getting so wet at night, needing my fingers at night to fill me.

I try so hard to be quiet, using my hand to muffle the pants and the moans as I rub my clit, trying to make myself cum so I can sleep. After the first week they probably got sick of me, hearing my wines, seeing my blanket shake as I tried to make myself cum. Hearing the loud wines when I failed must have made them so hard, so frustrated. If only I was quick, if I was quiet - maybe he could have lived with it I was.

Could have ignored the gasps and went to sleep. He was sick of it, hearing me whine like a bitch in heat every single night. He could have lived with it, until I woke him up whining and crying trying to muffle the noises after another failed orgasm. I wouldn’t even hear him get out of bed, too busy trying to keep myself quiet as I tried again. Must have been my third time trying to cum by then. Wouldn’t notice him until I felt the covers lifting off of me, freezing as I felt him slide in next to me, feeling his cock press against my ass and try to slide its way through my thighs. “God, stay quiet for once” he would groan, sliding his cock into my cunt.

“I’ll fuck the heat out of you, I promise” he would moan pressing me into my bed, fucking me fast and hard. Letting out all the frustration of the past weeks where I left him hard and aching. I wouldn’t even get the chance to object with him shoving my face into the bed, suffocating me in the process. After that he would fuck me every night, making sure the only tears I would spill were the ones from me cumming on his cock.

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A jealous werewolf is such a hot concept

They get frustrated about how often you come back home smelling like other people; it doesn't matter that they're just friends and all you did was hug, you still smell like them, and your partner needs to make sure that they know and everyone else knows that you belong to them.

They would breed you so many times, pressing their hips as close to you as they can so they can make sure their cum goes in deep. Knotting you in the process. They don't even wait for their knot to go down before they're fucking you again, grinding against you, still determined to make sure their cum reaches your womb. They cover you in hickies in the process, sucking hundreds of purple bruises into your skin. They only stop once you're so full that even with a knot keeping you plugged, their cum is still leaking out.

You think they're done at first, fucked all of their frustration into you, until you see them fisting their cock. They need to make sure that no one dares to lay a finger on you. They've filled you so much, but they can still smell the traces of other people's hands on you, so they'll erase it by bathing you in their cum.

They cum over your chest and your stomach, making sure that it covers every part of your skin that isn't covered with their marks. They cum all over your face, using the head of their cock to brush it all over before they force their cock into your mouth for you to clean off, for them to cum one last time down your throat.

No one will ever touch you again; they made sure of it.

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"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

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Intro post I guess weeeeee (MINORS DNI)

Hi! I'm new to all this so sorry if I mess up in any way. I'm an adult, my pronouns are they/them, and I'm asexual. All of this is fantasy and I'm not interested in doing most of it irl.

I'm not open to asks or dms, apologies. Like I said before I prefer to keep this all in my head.

Kinks: Cnc (free use & somno, always with the assumption that it's been discussed beforehand), monsterfucking (mostly werewolves & tentacles), light bondage, primalplay, will add on as I think of things

Uh yeah that's about it I think! Sorry I don't make much of my own stuff

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Sexually repressed angel with a very high libido who has done chastity vows 🤝 Demon with an equally high libido who knows what the angel truly wants and it's up to help him unleash all his perverted desires

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Looking at my phone like this trying to figure out how this turns anyone on

Frantically googling "how to dirty talk"

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Frantically googling "how to dirty talk"

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.