#why it gotta be like this

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[to00fu]

AAAHHH

[fred-the-god]

So, I decided to improve my costplay a little, try some things out, and take some pictures, just for fun.

I was super happy with how it turned out, loved the outfit, and the makeup turned out really good, got really nice details down. (Individually painted scales and eye creases)

But then i had to get ready for bed before being able to check my pictures, turns out the STUPIDEST FUCKING FEATURE on my phone, an inbuilt filter I thought I had finally turned off last time, strikes again.

I'm so upset, it butchered part of my makeup, and had no fucking clue what to do when my mouth was open. The few good pictures I had are ruined because of it!!

So I think I'm just gonna rot in a hole for now

[peachznscream]

I have officially applied for 70 jobs

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.

[valtsv]

an angle i enjoy in cosmic/eldritch horror is when, instead resorting to the old classic "the horrors being so incomprehensible that they break your brain and drive you mad" cliché, the premise is that in comprehending the horrors you are so changed by the experience that your new state is indistinguishable to an outside observer from madness. you comprehend the unknowable just fine, but actually communicating that to anyone else is impossible because they just don't have the mental framework required to understand it. the eldritch horrors don't drive you mad. what does is the ordinary everyday horror of finding yourself isolated, ridiculed and doubted at every turn, no matter how hard you try to make yourself heard and understood.

[anistarrae]

[from 2023] thought “what if galacta had a wing-cape like MK”

[bubbarnes]

“... was I even in that many projects? I guess I'm pretty old now.”

[artist-rat]

more gif inspired kitty hugs 💌

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[doctorsiren]

I had a thought

[egophiliac]

half a warm-up doodle, half consoling myself because I have thrown so many keys at him and yet he refuses to come home. >:( please sir...your stats are so good and your elements are ones I need...please...