#why is this still a thing

[shewhofightswithswords]

The thing they don't tell you about all of these men in your life who are like Good Dudes ™️ is that they will still consistently pull out their Missives-From-the-Civil-War Language the absolute moment that you are to the point or "harsh" about something. I am working SO HARD to try and deprogram myself from the "dancing around the point when I am asking for something from people and just saying it" thing but it is honestly really disheartening and frustrating when the response is always "Madame, I was not aware that the assistance which you are requesting was indeed a task that might be required of me. If, within the course of your duties, you might send me a missive of the exact steps you would like taken for me to provide you with aid, I shall endeavor to do so at my convenience."

My guy. My dude. It's a group project and I am neither your regnant nor your mother. If you need step-by-step instructions, I may as well do it myself, but I am also going to call out that it's so fuckin weird that you need that, as a Certified Grown Ass Good Dude ™️

[thedeerman]

so i’m not the only one staring at my screen like this having to see terf posts in the hazbin tags right 🫠

[inconcordia]

me: omg i have a new follower! :D cheezbot: hi me:

[innocentsardonicpotatoes]

[artaxata]

Why is “you don’t look Armenian” so fucking prevalent? Also the only time people seem to want to comfort anyone who is told this is when the person is blond or blue eyed. Nobody cares about “you’re too dark to be Armenian”.

[black-rose-writings]

Oh no, this time the pornbots bring actual porn and not just creepy empty profiles.

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[bluedemon1995]

THIS

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[k-kizkhalifa]

i jsut saw a thing that said, “understand 0%, vibes 100%. Justin Bieber still said: “des-paaaa-cito””

and i fkn cried until i threw up with laughter

just imagine justin bieber standing there with this dumbass look on his face and then he’s like, “MY LINE!” akajdjdjsjsns im crying again

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[risingsunresistance]

you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[zuzu-draws]

[The Strongest "Hear Me Out"]

+ bonus Yuuji POV:

Apparently this boy ain't traumatized enough!!!🗣️🗣️

[hansoeii]

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