#JOKES ASIDE

[meltypen]

btw ur my fav artist and i really look forward to ur posts can i nibble on ur cheek /p

that's scary... don't do that to my cheek bro

[iwillwringyourneck]

[bendy10sp]

This was just an excuse to draw Pure Vanilla crying ngl

Enjoy some ShadowVanilla angst

[doctor-the-13th]

I must admit I missed this bit until a few people on here pointed it out. It'll help. Added Ginger. Almost has a double meaning here. The humbug will help Ryan with his warp-travel sickness, but the added ginger is the only thing helping the Doctor get through her day.

It's honestly so sad. But if you think about the fact that she beat the Matrix, the Cybermen, the CyberMasters, and the Master—all the while not even being fully sober—it's low-key funny.

I mean—how embrassing is that for the Master?

[nebuladreamz]

A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

[aquasarsstuff]

My Muse

Yandere Lilia x Reader

A/N: Very short

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Each stroke he made on the canvas was precise and neat, but it was not your focal point. His focused face and echoed voice was something you can just stare at the whole day. You were cut off from your own trance at the sound of wood slightly hitting wood.

"Do you understand it now?" he asks, a light smile on his face. You didn't think he can get more attractive. You've really fallen for his pit.

"Yeah..." you said confidently, even though you have zone out after like 5 minutes because the real masterpiece is actually him, so you observed him instead.

"That's good. You're a fast learner," he started tidying up his workplace.

"Lilia, you forgot about this," you picked up his black sketchbook that was left on your side of the desk. His eyes widen for a moment, before snatching it away from you. "Oh uhm..." you awkwardly smile, wondering if you've done something wrong. But before any evil thoughts could surface to your mind, he already took your hand.

"Break is about to be over, you should go."

"Oh right...! Thanks again Lilia! I've got to go."

———

"Lilia, where are you going?" your eyes followed his movements. You were sprawled on his bed, an open book in front of you.

"Just off to go get some supplies. I ran out of paint."

"Oh sorry, you've been using more after teaching me. I'll come with you," you hurriedly sat up on the bed to fix your hair and crumpled clothing. He place a hand in your shoulder to stop you.

"No need to reimburse me. The shop is just around the corner. I'll be back, okay?" He kissed your forehead. The effect was immediate as you were too flustered to say anything back.

A few minutes after he left, you notice his sketchbook tossed in on the floor. Its pages were trying to support the hard cover laying on it. You know he hates searching for something, so you picked it up. He'd usually place it on his desk, so you decided to leave it there... until you slip by one his clothes that came out of nowhere.

A groan left your lips as you fell down on floor, hard. As you lift your head to makes sense of your surroundings, you notice Lilia's sketchbook wide open in front of you.

"This..." all the blood drained in your face. It was pictures of you, in an angle that could only be taken from your window. You wouldn't have freak out if the calendar on top of your bed wasn't captured too. The date was before you two even knew each other!

Each picture has a corresponding sketch. As you continue to flip the pages, you realized that Lilia has been planning this for years already. But what really creep the hell out of you was sketches of girls that went missing years prior. Each girl has a red circle drawn over one of their features.

He'd also illustrate the structure of his house on the small corner, a red mark on one of the rooms: the attic. Albeit scared, you chose to go up there. As soon as you turned on the lights, you kept yourself from screaming.

Someone, or whatever it was, was rendered immobile by the ropes holding it in its place. Its body parts were stitch over, from eyes, nose, lips, limbs, and skin. You took a step at how it mirrors you almost perfectly.

"This is..." your breathe quickened. You were about to turn around when your back hit something. Your heart begun to beat faster when you felt a warm breath on your neck.

"Ah... wandering are you...? This place is strictly off limits darling, I'm afraid. Even for you," he covered your eyes. And then the next thing you know, you woke up in his bed.

"Darling I'm back!" he slips in the room.

"Get away from me!" You screech.

He tilts his head a little, confuse. Then you notice the newly bought art supplies in his hands.

What...?

You looked around the room. His sketchbook was lying on the floor. Its state was like before you picked it up earlier.

"Are you alright?" he reaches out to your shoulder. "Did you have a nightmare?"

"Lilia, you..."

"How about we go to the attic? The view of sunset there is amazing. It'll help you calm down, and keep my art supplies stored there for the meantime," he pats your head, smiling at you. "Let's go."

When both of you climb up to the attic, there was no creature to be found nor any traces of its existence. Maybe... it was just a dream after all.

You hug Lilia as you both watch the sunset, or at least you thought you both were. Lilia was staring at the small gap in the closet, glaring at it, as if daring for it to move or make a sound. He pats your head as you lay on his chest. "Rest easy, my Muse... You don't have to worry about what your just mind conjured. I'm here; I won't leave you.

[ellearts]

Abbi no.....

[octavinelleresident]

My dormmates scare me...

[carnivorousruse]

Together they make up a gay character selection screen in a fighting game.

Who's who under the cut

Red: Lady Cardinal (Ice, she/her)

Orange: Linn (Sky, she/any)

Yellow: Cheetah (Sand, he/him)

Green: Trench (Sea, she/her)

Light Blue: Chalkhill Blue (Silk, he/they)

Dark Blue: Chlorion (Hive, he/him)

Purple: Voidsong (Night, he/him)

Pink: Calluna (Rain, he/him)

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

satoshoko hate sex …

No. Have this instead.

[confoodles]

I am a 'the reason Max didn't show up to kill anyone for the first two weeks after his death was because he was busy bedazzling his jacket' truther

[luckyshinyhunter]

Sonic fans waiting for Sonic 4 be like:

[anbaisai]

It’s snowy and icy where I live so my Penguin Mayu agenda has expanded to Jamil bullying

Jamil will get Yuya back pettiness runs in the family

HELP THEY'RE BOTH PENGUINS 🐧🐧they're so ROTUND and marshmallow shaped I want to squish them both like cushions- Jamil looks so annoyed that he got forced into the suit meanwhile Mayu's just having a joyous time 😭 join the silliness Jamil, stop resisting 💥

And omg the penguin hood on Mayu!! It looks so cute and cozy 💗 perfect sleepover PJs honestly thank you Yuya for this amazing gift, they should all dress up as creachures for some kind of ocean themed sleepover party (and drive Jamil up a wall by circling him or something)

[iwasthewind]

Spoilers for the 2.1 main story quest <3

I really don't have it in me to properly verbalize it rn because I'm still processing everything and we only have bits and pieces of the whole story as well as how Aventurine is as a person but. What really gets me is how Aventurine is someone who hasn't had any stability or promise of safety in his life whatsoever. He's faced loss after loss, was bought as a slave, had to fight for his life multiple times. He's told he's the lucky one, the one chosen by Gaiathra Triclops. He saw his community and family nearly be wiped out and as the future him says- he lies to himself nonstop to try and curb the fear of losing more. "You put on a mask of confidence and lie to convince even yourself, but under the table you hang on to your chips for dear life."

Aventurine has to do all that he has to do because he simply has no choice. Either he acts or he dies. He's forced to weave a web of connections and half truths- even outright lies- and balance delicately upon it. He's forced to always be three steps ahead of his enemy. He tries to treat it as a game- all or nothing- when in truth he lives in terror of losing it all. He smiles and smiles when he's trying to run from his grief and fear. How far can he run? What choice does he have? Does he even have any choices to begin with?

So the fact that he serves Qlipoth, the Preservation, and the fact that his gameplay is ridiculously plain- you use his skill, not even his ult, just his skill- to put a shield on you and your entire party. It's that easy, to have that option- to preserve what you have. It's not a gamble, not even close. That shield has a guarantee to it, it's constant- as long as you use his skill, he will protect your entire party. It really gets to me in a way I can't verbalize right now. That that's what he really wants- permanence, safety. A guarantee

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

What could The Influencer's dynamic with Pomni be?

// they'll be killing each other in one second , sloppily make out the next //

[captivatedbyurhubris]

Now that I've finally gotten to Yamato's scenes in the story and I can see what he's like about Oden irl, and not just by the fandom osmosis - I think Oden would've appreciated how unhinged Yamato is. I think Yamato calling himself Oden would make the real Oden laugh his ass off, actually