#JOKES ASIDE

[recoiloperated]

You would not survive.

Getting non-gun friends into guns as an excuse to build more guns.

[iwillwringyourneck]

[nebuladreamz]

A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

[octavinelleresident]

My dormmates scare me...

[confoodles]

I am a 'the reason Max didn't show up to kill anyone for the first two weeks after his death was because he was busy bedazzling his jacket' truther

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

satoshoko hate sex …

No. Have this instead.

[iwasthewind]

Spoilers for the 2.1 main story quest <3

I really don't have it in me to properly verbalize it rn because I'm still processing everything and we only have bits and pieces of the whole story as well as how Aventurine is as a person but. What really gets me is how Aventurine is someone who hasn't had any stability or promise of safety in his life whatsoever. He's faced loss after loss, was bought as a slave, had to fight for his life multiple times. He's told he's the lucky one, the one chosen by Gaiathra Triclops. He saw his community and family nearly be wiped out and as the future him says- he lies to himself nonstop to try and curb the fear of losing more. "You put on a mask of confidence and lie to convince even yourself, but under the table you hang on to your chips for dear life."

Aventurine has to do all that he has to do because he simply has no choice. Either he acts or he dies. He's forced to weave a web of connections and half truths- even outright lies- and balance delicately upon it. He's forced to always be three steps ahead of his enemy. He tries to treat it as a game- all or nothing- when in truth he lives in terror of losing it all. He smiles and smiles when he's trying to run from his grief and fear. How far can he run? What choice does he have? Does he even have any choices to begin with?

So the fact that he serves Qlipoth, the Preservation, and the fact that his gameplay is ridiculously plain- you use his skill, not even his ult, just his skill- to put a shield on you and your entire party. It's that easy, to have that option- to preserve what you have. It's not a gamble, not even close. That shield has a guarantee to it, it's constant- as long as you use his skill, he will protect your entire party. It really gets to me in a way I can't verbalize right now. That that's what he really wants- permanence, safety. A guarantee

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

What could The Influencer's dynamic with Pomni be?

// they'll be killing each other in one second , sloppily make out the next //

[beetledrink]

Dril tribute in Manhunter (1986)

[whimsyvixen]

I really love your energy anon! I'm very grateful that you sent me this because you gave me a bright idea. 💡

A'ight... You know that one cute guy from JJK? The one who don't like non-sorcerer users?

Tagging @yoce-chan because you were the one that got me into himmm!!

[cykelops]

a degradation kink is the easiest thing to get away with unjudged like oh what are you gonna do humiliate me about it

[ecoforesttreehills]

v1 gmod ragdoll from the bridgeburner revamp video clipped for your viewing pleasure

[bananafishdepression]

I'm not an expert is this how two best friends look at each other

[heilos]

sorry if this question is too spoilery, but as a fan since 2014 that rewatcned everything today, i just gotta ask,,,,,,,, do we get more voice acting in the next installment?? do we get to hear our silly little dudes and dudette???

[beachsideufo]

Is flug lgbtq ? Or is he an ally or perhaps a secret third thing

[petratherrock]

Inutade, trying her best

Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :