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thatlesbiancrow · 2 years ago

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I'm also a cis girl that feels very bad when seeing a mustache growing. I don't care about societal standards (I rarely shave my legs, wear anything from feminine to masculine, really don't feel pressures), but whenever I start seeing a mustache growing on my face, I feel like it's not me. I associate it with men. And if I don't shave it off, I feel bad inside.

yeah.. like i couldn't care less about my leg hair or armpit hair, but the mustache does stir insecurity...

im trying to break myself out of being insecure, but it hasn't been successful :/

#why is it the mustache!#maybe i should just cosplay mario- then i will feel insecure about not having an adequate mustache!!#it's kinda funny #before my younger brother started T he didn't grow like ANY hair #that's different now but i used to be sooo jealous of him #i am less hairy than him now though #so it makes me feel a little better #tbh he made me less insecure about my height too haha #i used to hate being a little short and despised being shorter than him #but he told me being the taller sibling was gender affirming #so like me being short is an ally move #<- that is a joke #but him saying that did make me feel better about it #IM THE SHORTEST IN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND I AM PROUD #i think on my mom's side im the second shortest?#the women on my dad's side are pretty short thought #where the fuck did this rant come from??#anyway uhh #all the women growing facial hair

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arapaiknow · 19 days ago

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books are for eating silly billies

#gravity falls #fiddauthor #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #college fiddauthor idk #im a mustache nonbeliever. that photo was doctored #that is also why ford has no leg hair in it

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doctorsiren · 9 months ago

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Part 1

next ->

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weirdglassthing · 3 months ago

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Oh yeah another ouaw doodle dump 🗣️🗣️

Ft some gender swapped Gideon and kremys (kremy is wearing a wig I swear im not stupid Ik she wouldn’t be able to grow hair 🙏🙏)

Also gideons shirt in the first one was one of my friends ideas

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ppjeterka · 5 months ago

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my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

#and nary a nonwhite man! but yes lets put landeskog noted non-active player for the last two seasons in this show #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #matthew tkachuk #jacob trouba #sorry buddy i actually do like you a lot as a person outside of hockey (as much as i can like a celeb i dont know) but good lord ur elbows #david pastrnak #jeremy swayman #i hate you i hate you i hate you for being so good a goalie and being in the atlantic GRRRRR #quinn hughes #eldest sister narrative prevails as always #jack eichel #william nylander #IM SORRY a lot of his current pretty boy status is just people refusing to acknowledge the passage of time wreaking its usual havoc #on fine-haired pale-skinned white people #filip forsberg #still puzzling over why he was chosen besides his majestic mustache #love u bub #gabe landeskog

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fruutes · 1 year ago

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Anyway u can have a little harv as a treat :)!!!

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saberafterdark · 2 years ago

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i am going to combust into a million pieces

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shartfinz · 2 months ago

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coming out

(text cuz I know my handwriting is bad and the pen I used doesn't help: "as long as you're happy, Lu, it doesn't matter to me! You're still my brother"

#my art #fanart #luigi #smb #super mario #luigi fanart #mario #mario fanart #super mario bros #i headcanon luigi as gay because it's fun #i hear a rat while i queue this I'm scared of my workplace #also they're sitting down thats why they're the same height 🫡 i had drawn their legs but it was hard so i gave up #i also know his mustache would follow his mouth and not just hover but I'm LAZY and didn't want to fix it #lip? not mouth idk i went back to edit this when i got home

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renthedevil · 3 months ago

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long ass shapeshifter mumbo comic BLAST !!

good lordy this took me so long and it doesn't even have a proper ending.

LORE NOTES BLAST !!

okay soooo his powers are highkey nimona based if you couldn't tell ahaha we love nimona in this house!! but that's pretty much where the similarities end tee-hee <2 (he is smol in this because he is baby, his original form gets fuckin' huuuggee as time goes on)

the headcanon is that mumbo is literally a piece of the void that managed to come up to the surface and do silly stuff like redstone! also the random guy he shapeshifted to look like is a vampire i've decided.

i imagine that he doesn't register as a player until he leaves the world he's in OR that he lives in The First Minecraft World Ever TM until he meets the hermits. but! between him meeting the hermits he scares off a player(s) via shapeshifting shenanigans and is suuper cagey about what he actually is now

speaking of other hermits! mumbo tells everyone that he's human and, while everyone is nice about it, they do not believe him at all. which leads to arguments and betting pools about what he actually is under his noes

#not sure if it's super clear #but the ground scratches his face when he pops out of the ground and that is why he has the mustache #thinking of calling this #void mumbo au #very creative i know lol #rahhggg i'm not making the next one (if there is one) this long it took forevaahh #hermitcraft #hermitcraft comic #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mumbo jumbo #shapeshifter mumbo jumbo #void mumbo jumbo

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pianokantzart · 8 months ago

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You know what? fuck you. *unmustachioes your plumber*

#Hi I hate this why did I make this #I can see why he's so protective of that mustache good heavens :(#like he's not ugly per say but he definitely needs that thing it frames his face so nicely #language cw #Luigi #super mario bros #Mario movie

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eccentricallygothic · 2 months ago

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can we talk about this picture? it makes me so... emotional? like, idk. i don't think i have or even know the words to describe what i feel. he just looks so perfect here. why is he not my husband?

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mossyfig · 3 months ago

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Very WIP of Senior Year Normal and Hermie!! Wanted to share my designs for them!!!!

#nobody can take headband norm away from me. it just FITS. and of COURSE he keeps growing out his stupid bad mustache but it does get a bette #bro canonically wears flipflops sorry #normal tries weed and now he looks like this #idk why hermie is the riddler but he picked a new batman villian and i think it kinda rules #plus riddler had a 2020s remake like the joker did so symetrryyy #i like his hair lots. greasy.#they are in a toxic on and off again situationship your honor.#i ship them in a way where they both need therapy after #my art #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #oakworthy #dungeons and daddies s2

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chase-prairie · 2 months ago

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Shout-out to the guy who took in four women 25-40 years old with a big formal display table that I introduced as "Hello! We are all scientists here at the [institution] who do research on improving lawns with native plants!"

Guy said: "Oh. [long pause] This is not what I thought 'Science at [institution]' would look like."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIR? [increasingly manic polite smile]

#i smiled and was happy chatty about our work because thats my job but OH MY GOD REALLY BUD #why are men LIKE THIS #we decided he expected old dudes with mustaches and lab coats #presumably #i generally like doing outreach work and had concrete well-articulated answers to even the most inane questions but like #come on

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vivienvalentino · 1 year ago

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THOMAS GIBSON Far and Away, 1992

#far and away #perioddramaedit #filmgifs #filmedit #thomas gibson #tgibsonedit #this criminal minds rewatch got me effed up because why does he look like that?!#like I would ride that mustache like a harley in hawaii #farandaway*#tgibson*

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violent138 · 5 months ago

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You guys think any bored member of the Daily Planet's ever doodled mustaches and little hats on newspaper photos and then accidentally doodled on glasses on Superman and then stared down at it, pretty sure they know exactly who that is?

#and they throw down the newspaper at Perry's desk and he goes: why does the mayor have a handlebar mustache?#Daily planet employee: No look it's Clark #Perry: On the byline?#Perry: *fits of laughter* I told you to find a story not doodle on company time #but twas on my mind lol #clark kent #superman #daily planet #dc comics #identity shenanigans #Employee: No. Clark kent is superman #so stupid

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brainrotdotorg · 14 days ago

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Dressed up to hallow my ween!

#disco elysium #harry du bois #i spray painted a black fake mustache and trimmed it thats why it looks so fucked #i already got recognized by someone irl : ))

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