#why is it always me

[apollos-boyfriend]

every day my aro ass is tasked with giving my friends love advice orz how does this keep happening

[pressplay-if]

I have a cold and I blame everyone.

[willowfalls527]

Hey… maybe I’ll actually make this one day

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

would love to know why my family keep making me give directions when we're in the car considering it's been established multiple times that i am not good at it.

"how do you keep mixing up your left and right?"

im dyspraxic, matthew.

"thats the road we came down on the way here, are you sure we're going in the right direction?"

are you asking me or google maps? because me? no. my sense of direction is as gain as a glass eye, mom, i get lost going down a straight road.

"is it an island or a t-junction?"

"whats a t-junction?"

"how do you not know what a t-junction is?"

i dont drive, ive never had a driving lesson, why would i know what a t-junction is?

"okay so you keep following this road until right after youve gone straight over the double carriageway."

"what do you mean? theres no double carriageways near here."

"well, you go over something that has two roads on either side. the roads are yellow on the map, i dont know what that means."

"do you go over it as in go straight over a roundabout or go over it like its a motorway?"

"..."

you know, this was today and ive already forgotten everything i didnt know about that road.

"it says the fastest way is to go through [hometown]"

"what do you mean?"

"what do you mean?"

"which way through?"

"..."

"the library, sainsburys or poundland?"

"sainsburys."

"okay."

"thats the way to where nan lived, right? where you go by the church?"

"no. that takes you down [name] hill. you mean poundland."

i spent the first 18 years of my life living here, realistically, theres 5 or 6 proper roads here.

"okay, when you see foxbury park on the right, its the second righ- second left after that."

"okay."

"wait, theres also oak park. okay when you see oak park, its the third left. but still the second left after foxbury park."

"cant you just tell us how many lefts it is instead of this park nonsense?"

"theres way too many lines on this map to do that."

"really? come on, arent you supposed to be the maths genius?"

im good with numbers, matt, i am categorically not good at looking at fiddly little lines on maps where i keep forgetting which way is left or right.

"what exit is it on the island?"

"...fourth?"

"are you sure about that?"

"well, its definitely not the first, second or third exit on the roundabout; i just dont know if this is an exit or not?"

"what does it look like?"

"a road, but smaller."

"youre not very good at directions, are you."

what gave it away?

[bunnakit]

psa. if you have drama going on that does not involve me and then dm me to try and get me involved, i will not in fact be getting involved and i will just block you.

your interpersonal tumblr issues are yours and yours alone, sorry.

[blueicequeen19]

Send help! Anyone able to help ya girl out with gas money? My car payment came out 3x and ya girl is negative 🥲🙏🏻 I don’t know why this is always my fucking life. Will pay back in panty dropping smut fics 👅🔥

[blueman-irl]

your brand:

- obsessed with blueman

- has a weird amount of people in inbox who like oppunity

anyway i’ll be the nth THE RAP HAS CONVERTED ME WHY IS NAZI COMPLETELY FINE WITH ANCOM JUST BEING IN HIS HOUSE???? THE THING HE’S CONFUSED ABOUT IS QUI BEING AT THE FOOT OF HIS BED…. OMG…… THE LAST SCENE DRIVES ME INSANE LITERALLY WHAT POSSESSED THEM. ALSO THE FACT THAT NAZI’S LIKE ‘it was today’ IMPLYING THAT THEY SCHEDULED IT. DID THEY GO SCHEDULE IT ON A FUCKING COFFEE DATE????? HELLO????????

🧍‍♂️

Why are you asking me

Why must I be the one to satisfy this curiosity

Man I don’t know they went on discord and scheduled it to feed the masses

They were in shock for the end trust me I was Blueman

[summerbee53]

I moved to rural Ireland in September and have just discovered, 6 months later, that the village I'm living in is actually a ghost "town". All the houses and most of the shops are abandoned... Further evidence that I would not be the final girl in a horror film.

[bisan-is-trying]

A DUDE IN A TRACTOR HIT MY CAR WHILE I WAS ON MY WAY TO PICK UP MY BROTHER IM OFFICIALLY CANCELLING ALL TRACTORS

[beastlyidiocy]

me: oh man i really gotta get this lab done quick! i have work to do at home… Writign Work…. And i gotta print it out! I sure hope i can get this dine before the library closes and i cant print it out

My labmates about to take 2 hours longer than necessary because they dont know what they are doing: Hi

[pvrple-flvwers]

me when they like someone else (i will never never never never never never never never never never be enough, i could give my life for you and i’d never be special, it burns something deep in me, i think im irreversibly broken)

[lesbiantrish]

fuck i cant do this fuck fuck

[mapsareforbraindeads]

forcing myself to look at dn content trying to feel something positive about it but i just can’t right now. i can talk about things like the kpop au just fine but everything else is just draining. i can’t enjoy any of it anymore. and it’s all because of that fucking fic.

[wonhees]

😶

[winekid-halfblood]

[OOC] Sorry that I took my ARG with @huntersunderdark-arg to such a sudden hold. I’m currently really sick and don't have much energy to stay long on my pc or mobile. I'm still working on it and will be back! Just need some time.

See you guys soon :)

[blueicequeen19]

I hate my life 🫠 between getting ready for trial, bills, Christmas for my daughter, working 2 jobs, going to school, I just can’t keep up. If you’d like to help out a single mom, I have cash app, Venmo, & PayPal 🫶

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