#why is fam

[boringa55binch]

[arrow-ettes]

grabs everyone on this site by their shoulders and says hey there you know stephcass are more than a 2D black cat and golden retriever dynamic right? you know you can make works including them where they're not just in the background with a perfect happy honeymoon relationship?? right???

[popppyfur]

EDIT: someone wrote a fic based off of this and im holding you all at gun point to read it rn

i did noooottt mean for this to be as long as it is lmao!! I LOVE THESE PINK BITCHES !!!!!

and their. questionable father

[illmoraineakoi]

Just noticed something I thought was very interesting:

Victim depicts the Cursor as being giant in comparison to himself

When in reality this just wasn't true.

Victim's fear and trauma has caused him to re-imagine the Cursor into a much bigger monster than it ever was, something huge and horrible and capable of crushing him like a bug. A scale and strength fitting of how terrifying Victim considers it to be.

As opposed to the little thing barely bigger than his own head.

Except, those drawings look a little familiar...

This is literally Victim's worst nightmares made real.

Something tells me things aren't going to go very well, if the Cursor does end up being summoned into Rocket Corp...

[amelia-yap]

an idea that came to me this afternoon lol

[potatoes-tomatoes]

I’ve had this exchange in my head far longer than I’d like to admit

[msfcatlover]

Jean-Paul Valley is legitimately so fucking funny to me, I wish he showed up in more fanfics. Like. This man has no idea what he’s capable of, because it was hypnotically implanted in his sleep. Right up until he got sent off to the Cult of St. Dumas (in his 20s), he was the most normal guy you’ve ever met in your life. But all that training, that’s in him on an instinctual level. This man is a born ninja, he can fight as good as Batman, he can sneak good enough that Batman & Robin sometimes miss him. And he doesn’t even know he’s doing it. The comedy gold you could tap with just him going about his daily life is unparalleled.

He’s also built like Batman, and his passion is computer science. Imagine calling IT or your friend says they know someone who can fix your computer, only for the person who shows up to be a +6ft blonde dude who looks like he spends every day at the gym. Then he opens his mouth and he’s one of the most polite, humble, eager-to-please people you’ve ever met in your life. The whiplash this giant nerd gives to people must be insane.

I could legitimately write an essay on how much I love his dorky little glasses as a piece of character design. There’s so much personality in those glasses, I love them so much.

Also, and I cannot emphasize this enough: he’s not a good detective, and he hates the sight of blood.

Funniest member of the batfam by a country mile.

[thetiredprometheus]

Tbh Elwing's fate sounds a whole lot like smt you would tell a kid when somebody died, along the lines of "your cat moved to a nice farm upstate". So just imagine that at some point the Kidnap fam had this conversation:

Maglor: and then your mother turned into a bird and flew away

E&E: you know, we're not children anymore, we know that's not true

Maglor: no I'm not lying that actually happened

E&E: yeah right, let me guess, she also found dad and they're very happy and not at all dead

Maglor: I... yes, kinda???

[mythicalmage]

Arc 1: Soren survives a dragon attack and his serious, non-affectionate father tells him that it doesn't matter that he could've died.

Arc 2: Soren survives a dragon attack and his serious, non-affectionate (boy)friend runs up to him, gives him a big hug, and tells him how afraid he was that he might've died.

[salamispots]

making a little comic with the little sea angel/sea butterfly friends 👀

+ some sketches when I went to the aquarium (again hhsh)

[fizpup]

valentine, you're a horse ❤️

[xxplastic-cubexx]

my daughterss

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[ardate]

Every Boromir hater makes my enormous love for him grow stronger. Sorry you couldn't understand him, I get him tho and we're holding hands and the whole of Gondor is laughing at you

[runawaymarbles]

All the YouTube reviewers who don't know how to react to Red One are cowards. This is very simple. It is an action movie that knows exactly how ridiculous action movies are. It's saying, what if it WAS that absurd. But then, this is the key part, playing it almost entirely straight. If Red One spent the whole runtime making fun of itself for being an action movie, it would be bad. Instead it is saying " Lucy Liu gravely warning that 'we might have to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas' is just as ridiculous as any other action movie premise, but at least we aren't pretending."

It's also saying "what if Santa was really jacked and badass" which I feel like also should not be discounted