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sillycicle · 4 months ago

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must... make.... the sea beast oc.... must.... make.. httyd oc.... must make.... pirate

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abutterflyobsession · 2 years ago

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my dad about to accidentally inflict deep and lasting emotional scars on his young children: here’s a movie by the same people who made Totoro! It’s called Grave of the Fireflies

#a butterfly obsesses #I dunno if he has ever managed to learn that anime does NOT equal children's cartoons :|#I can't even remember what really happened after watching that movie #there was a lot of crying and my parents trying to figure out why #mostly I just remember feeling crushed by the meaningless struggle for existence #I am pretty sure that there was no like comforting from my parents #or discussion of the film #I got handed all these things I wasn't emotionally read for and nobody taught me how to deal with it #for days there was a lot of . . . sitting quietly doing my thing when suddenly overcome by horrors #it became one of those funny stories your parents tell #in hindsight I'm resentful not that we were shown the movie but that no one helped me to handle it

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the-acid-pear · 3 months ago

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see the thing that gets me about the human centipede is that you're either a normie going to watch a movie and getting scared over nothing of you're a freak whos going like WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?! and like both can backfire bc i cannot stress enough The Human Centipede is such a stupidly tame movie there's barely any blood at all but thing is what makes me be SO insane about it it's that Heiter's actor May He Rest In Peace just put his WHOLE PUSSY into playing him making it such a fucking enjoyable and hilarious movie.

Like you cannot go watch the human centipede first sequence expecting to be scared bc you'll get bored in the first 40 minutes of doomed yuri but you gotta embrace the sheer campiness of it. Nobody cares about the campiness bro. He makes chicken sounds. He makes horrible silly chicken noises. Are you listening to me.

#luly talks #NOBODY GETS IT I HATE IT HERE #ITS NOT A SCARY MOVIE ITS A SILLY ASS MOVIE #THAT'S WHY 3 IS MY FAVORITE 1 is the best tho objectively #IF YOU WANT ACTUAL GORE GO WATCH 2 THE POOP SPLATTERS THE TV ITS #ITS NOT FUNNY TO ME SADLY BUT I RESPECT IT TOO MUCH #3 has the best of both worlds bc its so gross and over the top BUT its also like. character focused #i mean 2 was too but its jsut a loooong drawn out torture scene #2 IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE THINK 1 IS ITS SO FUNNY tom six is literally hilarious #but anyway ooooh you wanna watch the human centipede so bad oooooooh you wanna give it a chance #like granted the humor could just Not Hit but. It's literally just camp #go read my liveblog at least microdose in this masterpiece i am not exaggerating or being ironic its an incredible movie #and it has such a bad reputation for NO reason #like the scariest thing about THC is the poster #which is sick as all fucks btw #love the cultural impact this movie had also. but nobody appreciates it its so fucking sad............#i like at least 3 like. didnt lose the soul #bc 2 was six being a bit bitchy a bit of a OH YEAH? THEN WATCH THIS which is funny but yknow #3 is perfect 3 is the perfect end to the saga im so normal about the human centipede you can trust me around the human centipede #cant wait to start quoting bill boss like its my job once the heat starts rising #i'd learn to do gifsets...

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mydemonsdrivealimo · 2 months ago

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what if bryce was sobbing in jensens arms. what then.

#while bryce Does cry ab everything this is ab something serious #not just a sad movie he watched #i do love that bryce tries really hard not to cry ab that stuff and jensen immediately encourages him to #bc jensen has lived the experience of being told not to cry. of being berated ab it. of being called a baby #and thats why he Still doesnt cry. its just not a reaction in his arsenal #like he shuts down bc its the only reaction he ever knew to be 'appropriate'#and it takes the very person who instilled that in him dying for him to be able to break that notion #so yeah. he Is going to tell bryce its okay to cry ab a sad movie. or song. or show.#anyway srry nobody asked #bryce lahela × jensen valentine

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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my personal Media Genres tier ranking and also Neopets Species tiers. put together in the same post just due to being adjacently related because they're on the same website lol

links to the specific tier makers: Media Genres --- Neopets

#(might have to right click open image in new tab to zoom and see some of them. tumblr always makes screenshots tiny)#Also I think this is why I have trouble finding things to watch/just don't watch media very often since I'm so so so hyper specific and #particular that I just end up disliking or neutrally not caring about like.. SO MANY things ghfg #Even being aware of my particular-ness I was still surprised to see how many were in the 'dislike' and 'not care' categories lol #Also it is so so so hard being an Action and Romance genre hater YET being a Fantasy and Historical genre lover ghhjb #EVERY fantasy story is also an action romance.. every historical story is a romance.. ouch oof taking psychic damage always #KIND of like how I LOOOOVE point and click mystery puzzle games but I also generally dislike the horror genre #but many point and click puzzle games I used to see would have horror elements or be 'scary' in some way #and it's like HHRgghh.. I just want to navigate a creepy old dilapidated mansion collecting secret codes from books but NOT in a scary way!#just like I want fantasy & historical content but NOT in an action romance way!!#Also.. NEOPETS.. I think my two favorites are both one of the most common choices and also one of the least lol #like EVERYONE loves aishas pretty much. I think they even won a favorite neopets poll on tumblr. But then nobody talks about vandagyres #or even cares about them (seemingly) and they have like so few clothes or good options because they're just irrelevant apparently #also I know it seems very uncharacteristic for the neopet that's basically A Cat to not be in my favorites but I just gjhjhbj #the eyebrows of the wocky bother me. it doesn't match everything else. Even in different paintrbsuh colors it will be #nice and cohesive and pastel or something and then two big dark lines. I aesthetically love thick dark eyebrows on people it just looks wei #rd on a cartoon cat. ANYWAY.. fun to think about #I love ranking things always #also curious to know if anyone has similar opinions... my fellow vandagyre lovers.. and action movie haters.. cutthroat kitchen fans.. :0c #AND as someone tired of romance in general & ESPECIALLY cardboard cutout cishet romances. yes I would of course like to see more lgbtq+#stories in media etc. The genre is just not placed higher because so much seems to be Modern Young Adult Romance which of course I hate #those themes lol.. We need some drama comedies with a cast of gay 300yr old elves in victorian costume. please.. ghjgj.. (and like ACTUAL #300 yr olds. NOT 'is immortal bt still acts like an irrational 15yr old bc plot'. what abt jaded eccentric elder romance? hmM? lol) ANYWAY #always manifesting a 'high fantasy historical mystery comedy drama satire psychological character study (with vampires)' into existence lol #if I could make a tv show set in my world... the sheer power I would have.. and nobody would watch it because it would have NO action or #romance (at least none that was serious/was not framed as lame/goofy/comedic) & would have intricate complicated worldbuilding and be very #VERY broadly unmarketable.. but I would finally have a show that meets my tastes lol

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death2you · 1 year ago

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just finished yakuza 0…

#flashing.#well not Technically. i beat the game like three times and it kept crashing at the credits so im giving up for today :thumbsup: but i saw #the post credit scene. with makoto and the watch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im fucking killing myself ... the fact that majima just had 2 give everything #up. literally everybody who cared or interacted with him died in some way and its like. 😟😟 bro what the fuck...#i understand why he felt some typa way toward sagawa and makoto but i feel like they could've done a little bit more with nishitani...#i liked his character though so i GUESS they've done their job but. i wouldve loved having more scenes w/ majima & nishitani before he die #yakuza 0 REALLY loves killing its characters though. nobody was fucking safe!! fuckin tachibana oda nishitani sagawa awano... FUCKING LEE..#i LOVEDDD nishiki though. every emotional scene he was in just slayed so hard. literally stole the show..#the scene in the forest where he tried to spare kiryu and the scene on the boat where he said that he wanted to cross the line together.#NISHIKIYAMA AKIRA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the ending part where they tell everybody's futures really worried me though.. like 😟😟😟 what do you mean nishiki changes. what happened..#when i first saw that i instantly thought about the cliche in black movies where they tell every1's future at the end 😭😭#OVERALL. I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED THE GAME!!!! it wasnt too hard maybe a little bit easy toward the end but such a lovely cast of characters #& the substories and things you could do in sotenbori & kamurocho is really fun ^___^#after i try and Officially beat the game i wanna try and 100% everything.. i might not do Everything but most of it i wanna do #like the five billionaires/stars storylines & stuff... but thats if i can even officially complete the game...#oh god such long tags. anyway.#canon that majima has legendary pussy #95

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siobhanromee · 11 months ago

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why does no one understand the importance of privacy any more (/nobody here)

#Like my irl friends are not totally freaked out by the whole live 365 thing #Like I HATE the idea that someone can know where you are at all times #It's so scary #And then if you voice this opinion #People are like are you trying to hide something? And the thing is I want to be able to should i need to #Like i dont want people asking why I'm going to a certain doctor or why I shop where I shop #Or like who's house I'm at #And I know it is genuine concern on the part of some people but it's so fucking scary #And then theres the whole instagram thingy #Which I only really have bc I hate being left out #and it makes it really easy to start conversation bc someone can post that they went to a movie and I can say oh I saw that one did u enjoy #And so on and so forth #But like I dont like that everyone has to have it and wants to have yours #And my brother who I detest came into my room and was like what are you trying to hide #When I turned off my phone #Like I wasnt even doing anything other than watching a youtube video abt conservative book banning #Which he would find boring. And I dont want him to know what I'm watching because I hate him and I dont want him to know what I care abt #Bc anything I care abt can be something he can bully me over #And he never fucking listens when I tell him to stop. Not sure how I'm going to get through another year at home #He makes me so miserable and then nobody does anything abt it and when someone does make a consequence hes like 'oh its bc your the fa..#..favourite child'#And he was like I know you have an Instagram account which like i was technically not supposed to have as a teen. But I'm a legal adult and #I can do what I want now #at least in that aspect #Oh and ppl excuse his behaviour bc hes a boy. Well I'm a fucking boy too and I never pulled that shit. (Ig I'm a man now. Weird to call mys #...myself that. Young man makes a little more sense)#Damn this started as a vent abt privacy but it's really abt my brother #Honest to god wish I wasnt related #Or at least that I didnt have to deal with him #And he calls me stupid sometimes bc I dont get his jokes and I respond seriously to his jestful questions and

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disneynerdpumpkin · 1 year ago

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it's Friday the 13th, so what better day to make a Nightmare post?

Absolutely love this poster for the 3D release!

Everyone is so in character and I love it

#disneynerdpumpkin #disney #the nightmare before christmas #jack skellington #Why is it so in character for Sally to be stealing other ppls popcorn tho #Jack looks so cute with those glasses!#Why it look like Oogie is flexing in the background #This is amazing #Disney why u not make posters like dis anymore #Behemoth looking amazed at the movie they're watching #I need to know what movie they're watching!!!#I'm pretty sure they're watching their own movie lol #Zero looks like he's starving bruh give the poor dog some popcorn!#How is Fink sitting in the movie seats if he has a wheelchair #Did Jewel take him out of the wheelchair and then put him in the seat?#Either that or Fink can actually walk and he just walk when nobody's watching #Why am I making so many tags on this?!#This poster is so full of things to look at it's so entertaining tho #Everyone is in character except for Mayor #Cuz if he was he'd be paranoid

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lastofthe20thcenturygirls · 2 years ago

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all i need is an aman mathur who teaches me how to be happy and love life also solves all my life problems so loving life becomes possible becomes my friend and i don't need us to fall in love and also he's not allowed to die that's the only way maahi ve bonus if he looks exactly like srk those dimples help a lot

#friend and i were whining about life during the walk and i just said 'totally need an aman mathur in life rn'#for whatever reason my dumbass really thought she was gonna ask 'who'#i mean kal ho naa ho is from 2003 and she's not a shahrukhee so #but there she was 'YES please'#aman mathur you are never forgotten a legend #also SRK magic #i mean our whole generation grew up watching him #nobody has as many memorable movies as him #that's why they call him king khan #this was actually not about shahrukh but me needing an aman so i could be happy in life anyway

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marklikely · 2 years ago

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barbarian fans have rapidly become the actual most insufferable people in the horror community

#i hesitate to even say in the horror community bc thats literally the problem #they cant just be like oh it was a good movie they have to be like 'the ONLY scary horror movie to come out in DECADESSS'#'ohhh it was sooo refreshing for a horror movie'. 'it was the first unique horror in years'#MAN. SHUT UPPPPPP. we have to do this every fucking time you people like a movie from The Dumb Genre.#i cannot stand it . there is absolutely a reason why most of my horror fan circle has not talked abt this movie #meanwhile the wider film community cant shut up about it. its bc we actually know theres better horror out there.#avpost #im also a touch bitter because i really didnt enjoy watching it i cant put specifics on why but there was such an undercurrent of misogyny #like. not outright sexist but near lethal levels of Made By Men energy pouring out of the entire experience #could be just me because nobody else seems to have had that issue but it was really suffocating my brain.#anyway yeah i hate to be That Person but i am silently waiting for the backlash to set in. even though it probably wont

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spideyladman · 2 years ago

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I hate the Paramount Network channel sometimes 'cause it can give you the most obscure movie with the most awesome song ever and you can't find it online because it is that obscure and I just

help

#if y'all are wondering the movie i watched was #the new adventures of aladdin #and it had the sickest song ever before the credits appeared #it was a hindi upbeat song and i loved it to bits and i hate how i can't look it up online because i'm pretty sure nobody here knows what #this movie even is haha #haha #ha...#...#god why did you do this to me paramount network channel?#huesitos!!#spideygal

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rhysintherain · 4 months ago

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Alien members of the Orca's crew react to watching Independence Day

Raiissan: attention glued to the screen in abject horror. "THIS is what the invasion was like??" Isaac has to very gently explain that this is a fictional story from before the invasion, and that from what he's heard, the real invasion was somehow both scarier and way more boring.

Zeth: thinks it's hilarious. Somehow already knows who Jeff Goldblum is.

Olivander: very confused by the concept of fiction. Keeps asking very technical questions about the alien biology. Michele frustratedly tries to explain that it's for FUN, not scientific accuracy.

Talla: critiques the humans' strategies for repelling alien invaders (since she's the only one who's ever repelled alien invaders in real life). The rest of the crew are a bit worried Olivander will be offended, but they join in, completely unconcerned that they were the alien invaders Talla was repelling.

Adran: frantically writing notes for a paper on science fiction and cultural insecurities in late 20th century Earth cinema. Has an outline, introduction, and 2-page bibliography by the time the credits roll.

Melanie: falls asleep in the first 20 minutes. Her family watched Independence Day every independence day. Neither Melanie or her parents seem to understand why that might be considered tone deaf when your adopted daughter is a literal alien.

I've seen several cases where people are like "what happens if we meet aliens, and then they see Independence Day or War of the Worlds?"

But nobody seems to think about what happens when the aliens see Star Trek.

The aliens are gonna see these shows made by a bunch of humans but they put putty on some of the humans to make them look like what we think aliens might look like, and we told stories about how those aliens would be our friends and we'd explore the universe with them and find more aliens and try to be friends with them too!

Yeah sometimes they'd be mean and we'd fight but we'd always try to avoid it and even if we fought we'd try to be friends later.

We basically created 900 episodes of a child's drawing of a stick figure of a human and a stick figure of a grey alien holding hands and "best friends" written in crayon.

#daylight worlds #zeth canonically read Poe as a teenager she's definitely also seen Jurassic Park #and having grown up on a planet that more or less has therapods definitely wanted to know why the raptors didn't have feathers #“dammit olivander it's for fun! nobody cares what the alien's respiratory system looks like! just watch the movie!” - Michele probably #raiissan definitely liked star trek better #he wants the talking computer as a pet

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warthogreporter · 2 months ago

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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to #oc #yes this is the same loose world as the demon king posting in fact the evil wizard is the one mentioned as being his friend #stole this format from a fire emblem post because it was a great post #monster fucker #but inverted #Heracles jumpscare #dashboard simulator

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godforg1veme · 3 months ago

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Funny how JG (the epitome of sexism in all of its forms) is worse at his own job than LR (a woman)

#sigh. IF ONLY THE JOB IN QUESTION WASN'T FUCKING [IDEOLOGY] PROPAGANDA #(I have to stress I am not calling LR a girlboss or something. I've read about the Nina Gladitz trial. LR fucking SUCKS)#but nevertheless the propaganda impact of her movies was insane. and JG didn't want to fucking finance her most popular one #''nobody will watch a movie about the olympics that already happened a while ago at the movies release''#oh yeah?? if you're so smart then why do so many 'x best classical german movies' lists keep showing this thing up my ass #like man I'm just trying to learn the language out of necessity I do NOT want to watch That #they also keep rating tDF highly as shit and it makes me so mad #I swear one of these days I'm gonna crack get myself a digital voice changer and film an hour long hate review of this abomination on yt #if this is everything german cimema has got then maybe I don't like german cinema

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that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick · 9 months ago

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Look Chan I know we've all been single for a while here but I don't think you understand the concept of Valentine's Day

#like. a few years ago he sets up a whole date for stay and then friendzones everyone at once. one shot KO #and now i guess he wanted to up the ante by 'breaking up' with us and accuse us of cheating #like excuse you sir i have a life and dont even have bbl and also was watching Deadpool one and two what do you have to say to that HUH??#anyway #hi Chris how ya doin #becka was right and i did like the sequel better #i just don't have much of a taste for revenge arcs #like you're just mad the whole time and then once theyre dead then what? its the inigo montoya dilemma #Becka's probably going to kill me for saying that now that ive given deadpool a fair shot spiderman is still my favorite #he's just an actually nice guy y'know?? and funny! like nobody has beef with spiderman!!#but yeah nothing like being killed by a 14yr old who has a fixation on knife collecting and knows how to use them better than me #and yes I'm talking about the real girl and not firefist #i love her tho and she's basically a mini version of the current me #not even me at her age because i wasnt like now!me at her age no. a mini version of now!me #14yo me would have had an aneurysm at the thought of watching an R rated movie lol #which is a solid reason why I didn't watch it when it came out when I was 16-17 #gasp its 1:43 perfect timing okay bai

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starpros-sunshine · 10 months ago

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I genuinely think the reason I have like. Zero mental illness really is just that I have stopped taking myself seriously aeons ago. Atp if I fuck something up in an embarrassing way I just make a dumb joke about it and then pretend it never happened and if anyone brings it up I just make a dumb joke about it and shrug it off because let's be real we can't be sure anything else is and if I'm the only real thing out there then what do I care for the opinions of some figments of my subconscious and if they all are actually real then it's no use beating myself up over past fuckuperies. The real way to be at least somehwat well adjusted is to just stop caring about all of that.

#and also that way people are less likely to bring it up again #if you don't get a reaction it's no fun to tease #if they see you don't care they won't care either because where's the gun in that #fun*#they're still teasing me about the wineglass i broke tgat one time i was tipsy but that's just because i think it's funny as well #so i pretend to be embarrassed by it #i really am not it's just a glass #interactions are like chess really #a strategic game of estimations #and after a while of watching people interact and watching a ton of movies to learn possible reply tactics you just kinda get the hang of it #i know how to play the game and I know how to win the game that's why nobody dislikes me #haven't met a single person that has something against me on a personal level and you know why #because I know how to be just polite enough to be charming and I don't have enough personality to provoke an opinion #I'm a little proud of that it's a bit annoying that the consequence is that nobody actually cares if I'm there or not #because it doesn't really make a difference #but that's something I'm still rather proud of #explained this to my classmate friendish acquaintances recently and they said that that's not how normal people work and I say they do #they just don't know it #they called me insane for understanding the basics of interpersonal communication #thats why I love meaningless smalltalk #boring? a little bit it is so interesting to observe conversations happening #talking to someone about their family and then dropping in the “oh I wouldn't know I don't talk to my mother a lot''#and then you just watch the process of them thinking they've made a social faux pas and trying to not make the situation awkward #it's fascinating to me #because I brought that up I said it so nonchalantly #and yet you think it must be this tense topic #why?#this is all made up if you really think about it but we're all sticking to the same scripts of the same 'do's and 'don't's #and then you ostracize people for not doing that! the hypocrisy of it all is really what makes it so wonderful. better than any play #when Shakespeare said all the world's a stage I hope this is what he meant

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