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You almost scream when something falls into your basket, certain that you'll have to deal with a large bug.
You soon calm down when you realize that your sudden visitor isn't a bug, but a tired garden fairy. He leans against your basket, looking worn out, causing sympathy to well up inside you. You push some of the berries inside your basket his way, causing his eyes to brighten.
After that, you've had a little fairy stalker following you around everywhere. But you don't mind – he's cute and harmless, after all. He fits into all your dollhouses and gets full eating just a few berries, so there's no way he's anything dangerous.
In fact, he helps you out a lot! He makes you tea and helps you clean despite being so tiny. And it's really cute when he sits on your shoulder or gives you little cheek kisses or little gifts! You're still wearing that necklace with an adorable acorn charm he made you.
So of course you appreciate his company. Besides, you've been feeling a little lonely as of late, what with so many of your friends getting sick lately. You're not sure how you avoided the weird stomach bug that's been going around, but you don't really question it.
Because really, why would you ever question it? It's not like you're aware that your new little fairy friend enchanted that necklace of yours to make your friends sick whenever they talk to you, nor are you aware that he's been feeding you enchanted tea to make you more fae than human, hoping to whisk you away to the fairy realm.
Because really, why would you ever doubt him?
He's so cute and harmless, after all.
#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#tsuuper ocs#tw yandere#yandere fairy#yandere male oc#yandere male oc x reader#idk why the picture is so blurry but congrats you have a new fairy friend!#vaguely based on some kind of dragonfly#His magic focus is enchantments + poisons :)#Once you drink enough of his tea#he has magic that can make him grow bigger or make YOU grow smaller so#monster boy oc#yandere monster x reader#his name is Cot from COTtage + apriCOT + COTton#his hair is very soft <3#Cot Tsuu OC
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boothill thinks it’s fun to play around with his synesthesia beacon. turn it to a million different pitches or inflects just to see what irritates you most. sometimes, he’ll even do his best to recreate the voices of your boss and coworkers to watch you jolt out of your skin. to him, it’s hilarious and a worthwhile endeavour.
but your favourite is when he keeps it closest to his voice. when he tunes it just right to sound like himself after he’s done messing around. you like it when he’s himself as he hums and sings along to different songs, his favourites to sing being ‘Tiffany Blews’ mindlessly, ‘Before He Cheats’ when he feels like being annoying, and ‘Something About You’ while he’s playing with your hair (you introduced him to bedroom pop one night to break his whole only country and rock mindset and it surprisingly grew on him).
he’ll wrap his arms around your waist and perch his head on your shoulder as he twirls a couple strands, “she looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen,” with his sweet southern accent and smile. it’s almost enough for you to forget that he’s a wanted man and stole the last piece of bread that morning… maybe next time, boothill.
#chattering on soft boothill#idk i think getting all domestic with him would be real sweet#imagine drinking iced tea on a wrap around deck with him lawl…#sobs… why can’t i have it…#i’ll post a whole nasty boothill fic soon i promise im sawwy#boothill x reader#boothill x you#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail x you#hsr x reader#hsr x you
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iliked this one so im posting it here
get fucked
#professor layton#hershel layton#desmond sycamore#silly drawings#spoilers in the next tags >#bronev brothers#bronev bros#the Tea brothers#boy why you so tea#drinking tea as i post this btw. if you even care
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red lion wizard !
#pokemon#swsh#champion leon#wizard leon! one of em!#chose to color this one foolhardy style lmao. well it is done. I did Minimum cleaning up#this set is. well Im gonna draw the design sketch like with the toy doctor#but yeah the Other name for this one is 'wizard of performance'#which. uh. yeah there u go#Im actually flipfloppin between thinking this looks fine and feeling like I fucked up big time.... idk why. probably bc I put a h#uge splash of almond flavoring into this tea instead of like. two drops. like I wanted to#its literally like drinking perfume. why is vanilla fine when you add more than a few drops in but almond extract poisons you in real time#like why does a food flavoring smell exactly like something you Shouldn't eat. why is it made like that#well. I will sleep now. and maybe I'll dream. and then I'll know#have a good night lads! we are not immune to propaganda.
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PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways
#Imagine them setting booby traps all along Qing Jing peak#Shen Jiu just keeps getting increasingly more mad that no matter what he does Luo Binghe just will not die!!#He shoots Luo Binghe point blank with an arrow at one point#somehow it miraculously misses any vital organs so Luo Binghe just walks it off#It becomes routine that once a day Shen Jiu stabs Luo Binghe#And Luo Binghe’s constantly trying to poison Shen Jiu’s food#only for Shen Jiu to throw it away#Luo Binghe’s finding all kinds of rare demonic plants to put in Shen Jiu’s garden#and rare#dangerous animals to launch into his living room.#Shen Jiu makes Ming Fan deal with them.#Ming Fan slowly decides he hates both his shidi and his shizun#It gets so obvious that all the Peak Lords are confused why Shen Jiu is not only so fixated on killing this random fourteen year old#but failing#On the flip side any time any sort of danger threatens either of them#if it isn’t dealt by their hand#they’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the other#Because at this point its like. I deserve to kill you. You can only die by my hand.#Somehow this carries on into their old age. bingjiu end up together because yk keep your enemies close#And just like that they’re married#Because all of the best marriages are based on murder. Obviously.#and they don’t even think of it as a marriage#hey interact with malicious intent and cohabitate together spitefully#(bc wherever lbh goes sj goes and wherever sj goes lbh follows…to keep an eye on him#obviously)#literally everyone in the world#human and demon alike are just like. but you are married. this is a marriage.#and bingjiu are like no!! while drinking their poisoned tea#demons in particular would be convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’re both madly in love with each other#for demons this is just a regular Tuesday. can you really say you love your partner if you haven’t tried to kill them at least five times?
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modern coryo where you both get anxious over your separate things so you spend the night rotting in bed together and trying to distract yourselves
(sorry I wrote more of this in the tags and I’m too lazy to move it here)
#indulging#interesting if you and Coryo are just friends and he comes to your place at like 10 pm unannounced like hey :( and his shoulders are slumped#then he clocks that you don’t look great either and after you both rant as to why you’re not feeling well you just#drag him to your bed and you both drink tea or hot chocolate and you make him watch musicals because that’s what helps you#you get a full critical analysis of the hsm movies because of this#and you end up falling asleep with your limbs completely tangled#coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow x reader#kit talks
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How is Todoiida not more popular what. Do we need more artists and writers or something.
#i have 2 pages worth of todoiida doodles#now what#guys where are you why are there so few ppl here HOW#esp after that last episode bro#gonna start collecting todoiida reference materials for my character chart#like the crazy autism fueled gremlin like I am#they are strong in my brain now#i dont even think they want each other insanely or carnally like bkdk n tgck#theyre like. they like to hold hands and drink tea. wear nice clothes n chill in the library#talk abt their amazing friends and their family struggles#theyre like. qpr kinda family kinda boyfriend. partner would suffice.#ough i love them#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#todoiida#shoto todoroki#tenya iida
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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i feel like maul would get into tea because the perfectionism and theatre of good tea making would appeal to his inner neurotic thespian. he would also just enjoy flavors, after knowing food scarcity. a small 6oz cup is probably the right rate of hydration for him post lotho minor, on fuckin repeat all day of course, so i imagine he picked the habit up naturally.
#dear gods give that boy some chamomile#it won't fix him but maybe it'll prevent a few of the rage induced stomach ulcers#.... this is the entire baseline you'd need to start a tatooine centric tea shop au#it's the ba sing se tea shop arc from atla except poor maul doesn't have an uncle iroh#SOME ONE GET MAUL AN UNCLE IROH#stat!!!#this will also probably not fix him but he deserves an uncle#might chill him out a little to have someone patient to monologue too#.... why are we always trying to fix maul with a lover when we could probably do this better with an upgraded father figure#me @me and also @all of us#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#ANYWAY!#darth maul drinks tea#star wars#darth maul#nightbrothers#sith#maul opress#zabrak#tcw
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Lapis having better endurance kinda makes sense. Course I don't know rose biology, but plants in general have pretty slow and inefficient respiration compared to animals. So makes sense they'd get tuckered out more easily.
It does make me wonder about the finer points of their biology though. Like do they have self contained roots in their stomach to absorb water and nutrients? How reliant are they on ambient temperature for their sap to flow? Can they graft parts together like actual rose plants can? Are they prone to dismemberment because they don't have mineralized bones?
(sorry I am very autistic about plants)
no need to apologize mate! <3 nerding out is half the fun anyway! I'm having fun, at least! :3 I already decided that Roses hibernated through the winter months (while most Dragons stay awake) so it'd totally make sense they rely on ambient temperatures a lot to keep moving and functional! I think Roses can graft body limbs together (and taking a piece of yourself and pouring magic into it is one way to create a child) and they are prone to being chopped and cut and crushed very easily because no bones! Or at least no bones like a human! XD I vibe with the idea their whole bodies contain roots to act as a stomach- and it fits with some other parts of the Rose culture I was working out, so thank you for articulating it like that!
#Rose Knights#Why yes Iris was wide awake during the middle of winter when George found Lapis#and the reason why was because she was snug in her alchemy lab and drinking unhealthy amounts of coffee and hot tea#with a fire that would concern even a spider if they saw it XD#“I've got better things to do than be a zonked out piece of driftwood for 1/4th of the year. TIME TO DO SCIENCE!!”
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this has probably been done before but idc I love hot beverage. also I imagine I will be in the minority as far as this poll goes. feel free to elaborate as to what specific variety of drink is ur personal favorite bc there’s no way I’m listing every kind of tea and coffee
#personally I think cocoa is probably my favorite?#it goes between hot cocoa and cider (bc those are the only two hot beverages I drink lmao) but I’m really in my cocoa era en#no idea why I just have a sudden obsession. had some rlly good cocoa at a local diner and now it’s gripped my psyche#anyways. more rights and recognition for people who don’t like tea or coffee#I’m sorry I wanna like it so bad and hopefully I will like them one day#but right now?? still certified Yucky™️#I have the taste buds of a small child#sunny polls
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me and my chai against the world
#berryrambles#I SAID THAT TO SOMEONE#WHY DID THEY MENTION SOME AI WEBSITE#THING#HELP#TEA GUYS#TEA#THE DRINK
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I'm losing my minddd... yorishima... 😭 (his japanese line audio used here is taken from next week episode's trailer!)
#okkkk now that i put his audio and manga side by side... he surprisingly sounds way more sharp and guarded in the voice line! :o#he was pissed one panel before and hurrying them to get out of his house though... so that makes sense lmao 😭🤚#i thought he was just wondering gruffly... this is very inch resting. i'm gonna repeat this audio for a whole ass week aren't i?#also WHOOO is his seiyuu and why are some people on twt speculating it to be kazuhiko (inoue?!) 😭 i get the resemblance but that'd be CRAZY#he sounds so good though gwuhhhh 🥹🥹🥹 i bet whoever his seiyuu is would nail the “drink your tea and leave” line KSHDKDK#yorishima#natsume yuujinchou#natsume's book of friends#natsuyuu#natsume yuujinchou s7#natsuyuu anime#natsuyuu spoilers
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rotating "Intimacy is the only shield against insanity. Intimacy, not knowledge. Intimacy, not power." so fast in my head i suffer from vertigo
#i should stop reading books it's not good for me#has been a while since a ya made me ponder anything least of all human nature and humanity.#to come back to this quote in the sequel given EVERYTHING……insane thing to do#buuut i get why schrefer had to go and copy paste it from TDOU and put it there. i see your vision sir#anyhow i am gonna go drink some tea and calm down#the darkness outside us#the brightness between us#mish reads
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Bonecrusher: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea taste different if you put hot water in it?
Scrapper: Y- you’re putting it in cold water??
Long Haul: Crusher?! Answer the Question Crusher !
Bonecrusher: yeah I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to sped up the tea-ifiction process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Bonecrusher: You think I have the patience’s to heat water? The fuck?
Scavenger: you don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Mixmaster: why are you putting it in the Microwave to boil it?!
Scavenger: do you think I have the patience to boil water in the stove?!
Mixmaster: it takes less than a minute!
Scavenger: Mixie is your stove powered by fucking Sunstorm?!?!
Mixmaster: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove!!?
Scavenger: Like seven minutes!
Mixmaster: just stick the mug on top of the stove in medium heat! Takes like two minute less if you use a sauce pan!
Scavenger: you…..you…you’re putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! Is your stove enchanted?!
Prowl: every single person on this team is a fucking lunatic
Hook: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!
#transformers incorrect quotes#Constructicons#humanformers#idk why they be drinking tea other wise#prowl#Bonecrusher#mixmaster#scavenger#scrapper#long haul#hook#longhaul#source: tumblr
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wip, another little house for ed n stede~
#mine#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#simblr#sims#ofmd#gentlebeard#ofmd sims#they sit in their lil rocking chairs#on their cute lil porch#and drink tea and chat abt everything#idk its just fun cluttering up a lot and coming up with reasons why they have such and such clutter#this isnt even for my gameplay family its just for a photoshoot family lmfao#why do i always gotta do The Most???????#i have a bunch of photoshoot families#i have default/canon ish ed n stede#then a version with transmasc ed#a BU version#a reverse BU version#lesbian version#lmfao so many!!!
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