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celestialbruise · 1 day ago

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PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways

#Imagine them setting booby traps all along Qing Jing peak #Shen Jiu just keeps getting increasingly more mad that no matter what he does Luo Binghe just will not die!!#He shoots Luo Binghe point blank with an arrow at one point #somehow it miraculously misses any vital organs so Luo Binghe just walks it off #It becomes routine that once a day Shen Jiu stabs Luo Binghe #And Luo Binghe’s constantly trying to poison Shen Jiu’s food #only for Shen Jiu to throw it away #Luo Binghe’s finding all kinds of rare demonic plants to put in Shen Jiu’s garden #and rare #dangerous animals to launch into his living room.#Shen Jiu makes Ming Fan deal with them.#Ming Fan slowly decides he hates both his shidi and his shizun #It gets so obvious that all the Peak Lords are confused why Shen Jiu is not only so fixated on killing this random fourteen year old #but failing #On the flip side any time any sort of danger threatens either of them #if it isn’t dealt by their hand #they’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the other #Because at this point its like. I deserve to kill you. You can only die by my hand.#Somehow this carries on into their old age. bingjiu end up together because yk keep your enemies close #And just like that they’re married #Because all of the best marriages are based on murder. Obviously.#and they don’t even think of it as a marriage #hey interact with malicious intent and cohabitate together spitefully #(bc wherever lbh goes sj goes and wherever sj goes lbh follows…to keep an eye on him #obviously)#literally everyone in the world #human and demon alike are just like. but you are married. this is a marriage.#and bingjiu are like no!! while drinking their poisoned tea #demons in particular would be convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’re both madly in love with each other #for demons this is just a regular Tuesday. can you really say you love your partner if you haven’t tried to kill them at least five times?

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