#why does killer look so smol lol

[saelterlude]

Chapter 11 got so much bickering siblings vibe lmao.

Anyway, as a younger sibling, I am so very familiar with Killer's bothering Horror position. It annoys my brother so much, I like doing it :))

How Nightmare Become Dadmare by @topazshadowwolf

[realcube]

hq!! boys with a short s/o

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thanks to anon for this cute request

characters:  kenma, noya, bokuto, & oikawa

trigger warning: swearing, sexual references, 

kenma kuzome 

♡ bc you’re smol you can slip into his lap while he plays on his switch and since he can just peer over your shoulder, he lets you 

♡ also bc you are so - in his own words - compact..he kinda goes a bit rough on you bc he doesn’t know his own strength sometimes

♡ like he comes back from practise - having just bet up lev who’s like double his height, then pretends as though he’s the gentlest, most cuddly guy alive

♡ for instance, if you sit on his lap while he’s doing something important, he’ll push you off but bc he is quite strong and you’re quite small, you literally go flying across the room

♡ he also like the fact that he can place his chin on top of your head while hunched over 

♡ bc his posture is horrible which means that most ppl are up to his nose when he’s standing comfortably (and by comfortably i mean when his back is lookin like the letter c)

♡ but not you though bb

♡ he can rest his chin on your head WHILE messing up his back so thanks 💞

♡ also this is kinda unrelated but he probably enjoys seeing you cosplay as some of his favourite characters that are around your height

♡ idk he just seems like that sorta guy lol

♡ probably likes it when y’all get dirty in cosplay too yk

♡ and he constantly compares you to anime characters/ video game characters then makes comments accordingly lol

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upon feeling kenma’s eyes momentarily shift from his nintendo switch onto you, your immediate response was to meet his gaze, shooting him a brief smile which quickly fell into frown upon hearing his following statement, “you’re around the same height as meliodas from seven deadly sins.”

you blinked rapidly, about to shrug him off and go back to whatever you were doing under you heard a “disgusting.” slip from his lips..so pounced on him. 

“KENMA! YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME DISGUSTING BECAUSE I’M A SIMILAR HEIGHT TO AN ANIME CHARACTER YOU DON’T LIKE! DON’T  YOU HAVE AN--” to which kenma will just laugh and pretend like he’s trying to pry you off him when he’s actually really enjoying the feeling of you on top of him.

yū nishinoya

♡ he is the short king™

♡ so he’s honestly so happy that not only does he get to be in the presence of his soulmate, but you’re also shorter than him 😍

♡ and i think having a shorter s/o would really help him with his body image 

♡ sorry to get serious on y’all so quick but i kinda think noya is secretly VERY insecure 

♡ he just has a ‘fake it till you make it’ sort of attitude in regards to his confidence

♡  but having a shorter s/o - especially if you’re really powerful, strong, confident or outspoken - would really give him an ego boost bc not only is he like ‘yep! that’s my star!’ but also everything you do is just so impressive to him

♡ also since you’re around the same height as him, sometimes he forgets that he can’t just jump on you and expect for you to hold his weight like he does with asahi, tanaka, tsukishima etc 

♡ so now you’re always on hyperalert when you pick him up from practise just in case he tackles you to the ground again

♡ it’s happened multiple times even when you were paying close attention though so i’d suggest just wearing a helmet next itme

♡ YJUHGFF he’s definitely the sort of guy to hype you up to his friends after you do the bare minimum

♡ and he ALWAYS mentions your height unless you tell him to stop 

♡ (he just wants his friends to know that just bc they are vertically gifted, they are no better than you or him >:(( keep em humble, yk? ) 

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“yep! they’re getting their photo taken at this professional modelling company thingy with all those cool, chunky camera and the bright lights! they’re basically a model- and a few inches smaller than me so, perhaps short is the new sexy.” noya boasted with a casual shrug, feeding off of the amazing looks he was getting from hinata, tanaka and yamaguchi. 

upon noticing that yamaguchi was falling for nishinoya’s exaggerations, tsukishima chimed in, “short is definitely not the new sexy.” and before nishinoya could retort, tsukki hummed, “anyway, model, huh? what brand are they modelling for?”

noya’s lips curled into a bright smile and he clicked his tongue, almost to say ‘glad you asked’, before declaring proudly, “their passport!”

kōtarō bokuto

♡ another one that doesn’t know his own strength 

♡ especially around you 

♡ like he squeezes you SO tight when hugging that you basically suffocate

♡ and his grip on your hand is always unreasonably strong too so never let him hold your dominant hand or else you won’t be able to hold a pencil for another week

♡ and sometimes he pinches your cheek when he thinks you look especially babey and jesus christ he could leave a bruise

♡ god forbid you’re watching him practise and he makes a killer spike then he turns to look at you with starry eyes--

♡ ...

♡ RUN 🏃‍♂️💨

♡ mans will chase you around the whole gym to pick you up and twirl you to celebrate his spike 

♡ the problem occurs when he holds you so close to him that you suffocate from his reek of BO

♡ he spins so fast that it makes you feel extremely sick and dizzy

♡ ALSO let’s not forget that one time he accidently let go of you a few seconds to early and you went fucking flying across the gym and landed on onaga’s water bottle 

♡ not only did you have to awkwardly hobble to the bathroom with soaking wet leggings so you could change into your spare pair, you also felt obliged to buy onaga a new water bottle 

♡ if you tell him to be gentler plz do it nicely or else he will be sad :((

♡ yeah he treats you like you’re his 7″0, ripped, basketball player s/o but you’re not 

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why were you here? why did you think this was a good idea to say yes to? oh, yeah, it because he gave those adorable damn puppy eyes that you are physically incapable of saying no to. on the bright side, perhaps he can use those puppy eyes to get you a free hearse driver for your funeral - which was sure to be soon.

through, your funeral planning was cut sort by bokuto chirping, “are you ready, babe?!” 

you sighed, arms outstretched as he stood with his back facing you, ready to trust fall onto you once you gave the ‘ok’. or so you thought. 

“yeah, bo. go o--” you couldn’t even finish your sentence before you felt bokuto’s muscular back suddenly weigh down on your arm. you tried to hold him up, - you really did - but both the surprise of it and his weight was enough to make you come crashing down with him. 

“(y/n)! you had one job!”

tōru oikawa

♡ you’re his baby

♡ or at least, he treats you like one sometimes

♡ he says he treats you like a prince(ss) but everyone knows that he acts like you’re his first born child

♡ bc he literally carries you everywhere

♡ taking a brisk stroll on the beach? oikawa will force you to get on his back and use the excuse that he doesn’t want your clothes to get dirty 

♡ you’re in the mall and you even suggest that your feet are sore/ you’re tired? he’ll carry you bridal style anywhere you want to go - literally does not care if people are giving him weird looks 

♡ drunk? he’ll throw you over his shoulder and carry you home 

♡ just chilling on the couch? he’ll approach you, scoop you up into his arms and walk around the house 

♡ it annoys you sometimes but it can really come in handy other times

♡ like for instance, at a festival

♡ if you both get stuck at the back and you’re struggling to see the stage bc of all the literal giants looming in front of you, he’ll let you hop on his shoulders 🥺

♡ he probably teases you for it though lol

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“awh, can the small one not see the stage?”

you furrowed your brows, outstretching your arms to him - probably the first time you ever actually asked him to pick you up, so you prayed that he'd take you up on your first offer without you having to beg. “yeah, can you help?”

this oikawa you’re talking to; the petty king. so instead, he gave you some solemn advice before turning his attention back onto the performance, “try growing a few inches-- who am i kidding? a few feet.”

“rude.” you spat, fretfully looking around for a moment before coming to terms with the fact you’re not going to be able to see the performer, so you decided to just try vibe with the music instead.

“(y/n).” you heard oikawa call from beside you, so you turn your head to look at him then noticed that he was crouched on the ground, “what are you waiting for? get on.” 

[thou-can-say-azrail]

Akatsuki Headcanons (i have)

(mostly crack tbh lol)

the matching outfit and manicure was konans idea cause the mental image of the faces s-rank nuke nin would make when told to paint their nails cracked her up sm

they share a hq and no i dont take critisism on this one

deidara is deaf he works with explosions 24/7 and screams at everyone, do i really have to explain (even though the screaming could be because hes a dramatic bitch who cant stfu i love him)

itachi cooks because half of them dont eat/have the ability to cook normal food and the other half can blow up a kitchen while boiling water (take your guess who lol)

kisame can cook but only seafood and after a week of eating what felt like everything that ever existed in all seven seas when itachi couldnt cook for reasons even deidara almost wanted to kiss itachi for taking back cooking duty (not that thats a wide stretch with his gay ass)

hidan and deidara are best friends but they are also annoying the fuck out of each other 

itachi has the worst people judgment ever, once when a woman flirted with him he got really confused because “why does this random woman want to be friends with me so bad? or is it sarcasm? is she insulting me?” (kisame never had more fun) he also thought deidara was straight (i made a whole post cause details)

they have meetings in person in their hq, one of them always has to keep protocol like some kind of pre-schooler during presentations, they destroy several conference tables weekly (cause they´re bastards who cant go a minute without insulting each other, again i love them), kakuzu is pissed (i made a whole post)

itachi had problems being intimidating when he was new (maybe because he was 13, smol and a sweetheart) so he decided on the over-the-collar-staring-look which didnt really work at the beginning cause he had to look up at people so he would always search for something high to dramatically stand on and glare down from (kisame now has a killer (lol) poker face because he had to suppress his laughter so many times)

part 2

[sinkix]

《What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Nekoma Edition》

Yo-hoo! Here’s another part to this potential(?) series! I hope you enjoy the possible call-outs in some of these lmao. Writers block been kicking my ass recently but I had a lot of fun writing these. Enjoy <3

You can find the Karasuno ver. here 

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Kuroo:

Have a hand fetish and will not say no to choking.

Daddy kink™

Will not accept anything below 6 inches.

More of a dog person but would love to own a black cat.

You drool over tattoos.

Your grades are mostly B’s but you know in your heart you deserve that A, and tbh you probably do. Chase ur goals bby.

Halloween is likely your favourite holiday.

You have to resist not to carve a dick into the pumpkin EvEry GodDAmN YeAr.

You either study for 6 hours consecutively or cannot study at all and you get very frustrated at this.

Have the potential to be a good leader and command the room but probably don’t put it to use as much as you should.

Your playlist parkours from sad 3am crying into your pillow songs to aggressive punk music you could rob a store to.

You like bad boys who hang around bars and look like they would put out a cigarette on your forearm and call you a slut. Just stating facts sweaty xoxo.

Either dress very feminine and girly with a ‘smol girl uwu’ aesthetic or a hardass punk who would kick your ass for a can of beer no in between and tbh both are equally hot.

You’re a big softie at heart either way and just want to be held and told everything will be okay.

Ur a hoe for when people stroke your hair or caress your chin it’s your ultimate weakness.

Watched Rick & Morty.

Twice.

Sleeves rolled up veiny forearms and donning a silver watch are your muse and something you fantasise about frequently.

Most of your memes are shitty top text bottom texts that are somehow funny and I don’t understand why lmao.

You call someone ‘bro’ even if it’s someone you’re immensely attracted to.

Did someone say ties? No it’s just ur dirty ass thoughts thinking about that hot business dudes attire from across the street and how you wish they were tied around ur wrists.

Probably had a crush on Jeff the Killer as a tween and are relentlessly haunted by your old Wattpad library. 

Tbh any dark-haired dude with bedhead that screams rugged and probably not good for you is something that draws you like a moth to a flame.

You often question why every person you’ve fallen for has been a Scorpio and curse that tendency of yours.

Dw man they’re hot so I feel u.

Kenma:

Went through a ‘I’m not like other __’ phase and it’s something that you think about a lot and wish you didn’t.

Watched dan & phil as a kid.

Any mention of Pokemon has you turning into a rabid beast you get way too excited.

It’s cute though dw bby.

Pretty antisocial but interesting to talk to.

Your family often question how you’re able to sleep in till 3pm and judge you heavily for it.

Nocturnal night owl gang rise up.

Frequently have bags under your eyes but somehow manage to pull it off.

Listen to ASMR on the down-low and will never admit it to a single soul.

Frequently go on BL binges and have many related book marks.

You pray that someone will never find your laptop bc holy fuck the amount of smut on that.

You wear scarves & beanies even when it isn’t that cold outside.

100% went through a scene hair phase/attempted to.

You dye your hair a lot or REALLY want to.

You have a voice kink low-key so anyone with a pleasant/soothing sounding voice just gets u goin’.

Cats are your favourite animal and you either do or want to own several.

Would name them after video game/anime characters u fuckin nerd lol.

Speaking of cats ,you fantasise heavily about cat-boys and have a folder dedicated to them.

Oversized hoodies are your vibe and always ball the sleeve hems in your fist as a comfort mechanism.

Shopping centres are your worst nightmare and trigger your claustrophobia or social anxiety and honestly I feel that spiritually.

Have a cute sticky note collection.

You like a lot of music consisting of guitar and slow/soothing beats.

You also fw EDM/ techno on occasions.

Honestly wouldn’t wanna anger you since you have a seething temper when pushed far enough.

It’s the kinda temper that’s eerily quiet but no less terrifying, like the other person can tell you are graphically plotting their demise.

You love sleeping to the sound of rainfall and often play those nature ambience videos while you sleep.

Never tidy your sheets and it’s just a big scrunched up heap of fabric in the centre of your mattress most of the time.

Make your fucking bed.

Lev:

Your ships are chaotic and shamelessly controversial.

Would do something just for the sake of creating mayhem lmao.

You were the fucker who stuck their chewing gum under the desk, I see you.

Your brain never stops whirring it’s a constant hurricane of crackhead energy and you have no idea how to turn it off. 

Would eat a stick of pencil lead for $2

You don’t help your situation with the amount of coffee/energy drinks you consume.

The class clown who cries themselves to sleep.

Such a wholesome dumbass but somehow kinda intimidating??? 

Even if you’re not confident you can do something you’ll try anyway and honestly I respect that about you.

You !! use!!! a lot??!! of!! random punctuation!!! so you always??!?!? seem!!111!! excited!!!!!11!?

Every time you’ve ever tried to make a sandcastle it has failed.

You tried to eat the sand once but we don’t talk bout that.

You would  also pick up slugs and snails and chase your friends around with them.

Can never tell whether people are laughing with you or at you and while you don’t let it show it high-key bothers you when you’re laying alone in your room at night.

Not one to hold grudges, you carry a ‘shit happens’ mentality which is v good but it sometimes leads to people taking advantage of it or walking all over you.

Your meme collection is both questionable and horrifying.

Like how many cursed images and heavily distorted pictures does one person need.

Never organise the files on your PC/laptop so it looks like a complete dumpster fire.

The one at sleepovers who persistently woke everyone else up with their snickering and refusal to sleep till dawn.

For the love of Asahi charge your damn phone.

I see that red bar and ‘12%’

Charge it now.

Bought a plant one time, gave it a name and talked to it frequently.

It died not long after bc u forgot to fucking water it.

No one better ever make you responsible for a pet.

Type of person that when someone asks you to tag along on an endeavour no matter how stupid it is you will agree.

2am skydiving in france? hell yeah.

Midnight shopping spree and spending over half your pay check? count you in.

Exploring an abandoned hospital and performing an Ouija board to summon the demons of hell? you’re damn right you’ll be there.

I hope you have a mum friend by your side bc if not how are you still alive.

You sometimes put the milk in before the cereal and it’s something I’ll never forgive you for.

Yaku:

Very responsible and usually make the right decisions.

You do have moments where you act like a complete dumbass though.

Like u go from 50 year old to 5 year old in the blink of an eye.

A hopeless romantic but it’s a side you don’t often reveal.

Prefer strawberry milk over any other flavour.

You’re the type of person to shower twice a day w/o fail.

Where that stank smell coming from? Not you clearly bc your skin is basically 90% The Body Shop’s rose scented soap at this point.

You get stomach aches a lot and you can’t figure out why.

Probably an allergy to everyone’s bs.

Really good at dirty talk even though you don’t seem the type so people are always taken aback.

You have to be really in the mood though otherwise it falls flatter than Oikawa’s ass, use your skill wisely.

You often call people clowns when you know you’re secretly the biggest one going.

Honk honk, hoe.

You send messages in one paragraph rather than multiple texts unless you are REALLY excited.

People underestimate you at times then are shocked when they realise you are capable of being a fire-breathing dragon from the flaming pits of hell.

You like spicy chicken wings.

Such a petty little shit at times lmao.

Enjoy the view from the top of mountains so you either hike a lot or really want to.

Way more of a cat person since it’s just much more convenient for you.

Usually pretty cheerful or calm and people are drawn to your stable/friendly aura.

Went through a phase of drinking mountain dew and your body still feels the awful effects

Fav element is probably air.

You’re 5′6″ or shorter.

Box dyed your hair brunette several times and can never get the pigment out to this day.

Yamamoto:

Whenever you smell something weird in the room you always internally freak out and think it’s you.

Head-butting walls is your hobby.

You fell off your bike as a kid and still have the scar on your knee.

Probably have tons of ear piercings.

Would tame a pigeon and call it Larry.

You get frequent nosebleeds and can never tell if it’s a medical issue or your extreme simping for fictional men/women.

Hopefully the latter.

You constantly chew your pen/pencil in class so you never lend them to anyone out of embarrassment.

I really hope no one ever lends you stationery bc 30 minutes later it’ll look like it was mauled by a rabid rottweiler.

You really want to own a dog and would call it something intimidating like Banshee or Diablo.

You bleached your hair that one time and it almost fell out so now you’re forced to stay at least 10 metres away from all at-home hair dye products.

You tried your best though bby so A for effort, even if it did look like dehydrated ramen afterwards.

Your grades are mostly C’s and you’re barely passing bc you just don’t care about your classes lol.

Still though you’re actually pretty smart so put it to good use you lazy oaf, channel that crackhead energy into something good.

Your phone screen has several cracks in it from when you dropped it on the bathroom floor while shitting and you’ll always be angry at yourself for that.

You have some really weird quirks but you make it work.

Actually a v chill person but you just kinda attract chaos/trouble wherever you go.

Carry a lighter with you even when you don’t need one.

Shy texter but once people see you irl you are the complete opposite, you just dk how to text without coming across as awkward.

One of those people that’s unintentionally funny and always get confused when you make someone laugh but it makes you feel good regardless.

Have a cool necklace collection and own at least one dog-tag/army style pendant.

Should really consider buying a rabbit you would look so cute w/ one.

You have really nice legs and people should compliment them more.

Either severely dehydrated or overly hydrated to the point you are peeing pure tap water so for the love of god please learn moderation, your kidneys and bladder will thank you for it.

Inuoka:

Your favourite character would be Hinata but you like people taller than you so your love for Inuoka spawned.

You really enjoy using the double spiderman meme.

Cannot correctly verbalise your feelings without creating a minimum of 10 misunderstandings but once people are used to it it’s kinda endearing.

You usually wake up in a good mood and people can never fathom how or why.

You either stay up till 5am or you wake up at that time no in between.

A morning person bc you love the sunrise.

Change your lock-screen very regularly bc you get bored.

Your humour consists solely of poop jokes.

When you don’t understand a joke you laugh anyway and hope they don’t ask you if you actually get it.

Happened once and you’re still traumatised from the cricket silence that fell upon the room.

Really like the taste of lemonade and drink it more often than you should.

Often think about what you would look like with a shaved head.

More of an extrovert but def have occasional introvert tendencies where you wanna be left tf alone.

Never allowed to pick up anything in stores bc the last time you did you sniffed a scented candle and it shattered to the floor.

Constantly have spontaneous ideas of what to change about your appearance.

You use a lot of hand gestures like thumbs up and peace signs.

‘Dude’ and ‘lmao’ is 90% of your vernacular.

Your nails are a disaster, some are down to the nub while others are pretty grown out bc you only bite a select few please sort it out.

Look really good in red.

Your laptop has way too many tabs open from random google searches of words you didn’t know the meaning to.

You read a lot of books but for like 10 minutes at a time bc you have the attention span of a walnut.

You are the type of person to nuke your AO3 tags with things that aren’t even relevant purely bc you found them funny.

Your Tumblr drafts are a nightmare, you have like 100+ in the works yet keep starting new projects why do you do this.

Happy sunshine but you have a LOT of mood swings like that shit comes out of nowhere.

Cry pretty often but no one ever sees and it’s usually because of said mood swings.

You always smile and pick yourself up again though which I commend you for.

TYPES IN CAPITALS IN SITUATIONS THAT DO NOT REQUIRE SAID PUNCTUATION SO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE YELLING ALL THE TIME.

[britishchick09]

sherlock s2 ep 1 livewatch

welcome to a new (cumber)batch of eps! i’m excited to see all the iconic moments in this one :D

i haven’t even played the dvd yet and it’s glorious :’)

ooh it starts with a ‘previously’!!!

JIM MOIARTY HIIII!!!! :D

moiarty is amazing (and this recap is so dramatic!)

OMG SHERLOCK NECK FRECKLE! :o

also seeing the old channel 8 logo in the corner is so cool! :D

HOLD UP why is bee gees playing

IS MOIARTY A BEE GEES FAN???

‘staying alive’ lol funny since he’s about to get shot :D

moiarty: “SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!!” say that again QUIETER MOIARTY GEEZ

and he just walks away!!!

shoe sherlock cool

sherlock 2 NOW

oh no it’s irene alder...

masterpiece INTRO YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

me watching sherlock be like:

the masterpiece trust is just rich people cool

omg the viking river cruises spon is the same as today! :D

woah they’re playing a movie trailer! :o

it’s a british movie obviously and i’ve never heard of it OBVIOUSLY

the scottish host guy is talking and i love it :D

host: “his mind has more apps than an iphone” lol

“a series of his three most famous cases begins! are you ready?” HECK YEAH LET’S GOOOO!!!!!!

YAS the blog scene!

sherlock: “what are you typing?” john: “a blog... about us”

lady: “i think my husband is having an affair.” sherlock: “yes”

sherlock thinks cases are boring except

sherlock ‘cases don’t need titles’ holmes

WOAH SHERLOCK JUST TOLD A LITTLE GIRL THAT DEAD PEOPLE BURN :o

lestrade: “any ideas?” john: “eight so far” wowza :o

sherlock ‘don’t mention the unsolved cases’ holmes

glasseslock!!!!! :D

eyyyyyyyy ;D

people want pics of sherlock and john do johnlockers exist in this universe? :o

lol :D

irene is seductively putting her hand on lockie’s newspaper pic ewww :(

mrs. hudson hates the fridge

THUMBS IN THE FRIDGE FRIDGE THUMBS

mrs. hudson: “BOYS YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!’ *insert meme here*

ooh it spins into a flashback!

OMG JOHNLOCK VID CHAT!!!!

sherlock’s in the sheet! :o

*phone rings* sherlock: SHUT. UP!!!!” lol :D

john’s holding his laptop around lol :D

john: ‘there’s a mute button and i will use it” aka the 2020 president debates

woah some random guys are in lockie’s house and john needs a helicopter what’s up with that????

BUCKINGHAM PALACE YAAAASSS!!!!!!!

john looks under...

giggly!!!!!

♥

mycroft is the queen now

BOI LOCKIE’S LIKE ‘what for?’ TO PUT PANTS ON OMMGGGGGGG

john smol be like :o

guy: “mr holmes the younger”

LOCK BUTT LOCK BUTT NOOOOOOO

john be like o///o ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

o lockie’s’s in clothes again :/

mycroft doesn’t trust the secret service welcome to america

:(

i don’t like irene not because there’s apparently a thing between her and sherlock but because she’s a bit creepy!

THERE LIKE THAT!

sherlock: “photographs of whom?” ooh how fancy

sherlock: “laters!!” lol! :D

irene’s friend is named kate like channel 8 being called ‘kaet’! :D

fashionista! :o

yes this is ‘the right armor’ lockie

john: “you didn’t even change your clothes!” lol :D

sherlock: “go on punch me in the face” lol :D

watson: “i always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking in subtext” ...wut o_O

WORST BATTLE DRESS EVER NNNOPE IMMA HEAD OUT

are sherlock and irene being shipped because they were naked in the same up

irene: “i could cut myself slapping your face” louise belcher wants your number

bi john when he sees irene: o///o “...i’ve missed something haven’t i?”

sherlock isn’t affected by naked irene thus i headcanon him as aro/ace (or even demi/ace in john’s case like my own holmes character) thank you and good night

irene just sits her bare butt on the chair why

JOHN SISTER NANI???? :o

also this font is so basic WHY LOCKIE

irene: “somebody loves you” *glances at john* ok i like her a tad she gets it ;)

john: “put something on, please. like.. a napkin?” lol :D

irene’s like ‘why’ JUS LIKE SHERLOCK BUT I SHALL NOT SHIP THIS SHIP THE SHOW IS TRYING TO SHIP

also john giggles at naked sherlock and is like ‘plz no’ with naked irene (although i would be too that lady is OUT THERE)

ooh antiques roadshow! :D

also she’s dressed like lockie NO

irene: “brainy is the new sexy” plz no :(

she took her clothes off ‘to make an impression’ yep

WAIT  they were just outside now they’re back in wut???

irene was born in the 80s cool :D

WOAH why are there more guy with guns?

and *le gasp* AN AMERICAN????

DON’T SHOOT JOHN AMERICAN!!!

ooh what was the code? :o

EPIC SLOW MO FIGHT YOOOOOO

DANNNNG IRENE JUS GUN SMACKED A GUY

sherlock just flipped a phone LIKE A FLIP PHONE OHHHH

irene is number 1 sherlock fan besides john confirmed

at first i thought it was a fandom phrase but it’s not! :o

WHY DID IRENE JUST PUNCH SHERLOCK

SHE’S WHIPPING HIM????

this reminds me of a certain sw ship... :(

yeah i don’t ship them AT ALLLLLL NOW

the key code is irene’s measurements DOES SHE MEAN...

the camera’s spinning FLASHBACK???

woah are they in the case?? this could be sherlock’s mind palace!

irene: “you got that just from one look? definitely the new sexy” NONONONONOO

outside bed

awww sweet bby ;)

did john tuck him in?

CRAP it was ireneeeeee >:(

the way she says ‘hush now it’s ok...’ is like count olaf in the hostile hospital when he drugs violet :o

LOCKIE’S FIRST WORDS WHEN WAKING UP WHERE JOHN awwww :D

OMG DID JOHN REALLY TUCK HIM IN awwww!!!!!!! ♥

lestrade filmed loopy sherlock lol :D

john: “ahhh back to bed!” awww :)

sherlock: “iiii’m fine i’m absolutely fine!!!’ drugged sherlock is a treasure ♥

sherlock: ”why would i need you?” john: “no reason at all” :)

ew was that an irene phone moan gross

DID SHERLOCK CHANGE HIS TEXT NOTIF TO THAT???

mrs. hudson: “family is all we have in the end, mycroft holmes!” mycroft: “oh shut up, mrs. hudson!” john: “my-“ sherlock: “MYCROFT!!!!” lol :D

mrs. hudson: “it’s a bit rude that noise isn’t it?” indeed!!

sherlock: “you can follow her on twitter” TWITTER IN THE HOLMESVERSE????

sherlock: “there’s more! much more” but wait... THERE’S MORE!

LOCKIE VIOLIN!!!!! :D

THE CHRISTMAS THING WASN’T A FAN MANIP HOLY YAS!!!!!!!! :D

cool sweater john!!! :D

:D

molly: ‘having christmas drinkies then?” wallace wants walkies thank you very much

john: “she’s off the booze!” sherlock: “nnnope” john: “shut up sherlock” lol

john to sherlock: ‘take a day off” lockie doesn’t know the concept mr doc

DID SHERLOCK NAME MOLLY CRY???? :o

HE KISSED HER????

sherlock still has the irene moan after all this time WHY

finding irene on christmas coolio :D

molly: “how did sherlock recognize her by... without her face?” ;)

sherlock smoking bad >:(

WOAH IS IRENE DEAD?????

VIOLIN YAS!!!! :D

smiley smiley :)

awww sherlock plucked a bit :)

OH CRAP IRENE’S BACC

john: “you flirted with sherlock holmes? “someone jellyyyy ;)

OOHH THIS IS THE IRENE JOHNLOCK SCEEENE!!!!!!! :D

irene: “you jealous?” john: “we’re not a couple!” irene: “yes you are.” ;)

john: “i’m not actually gay” irene: “well i am” IRENE LESBIAN GOOD!!!!

irene: “look at us both” (or perhaps bi like john could be...?)

biiiiiig door creak

UGH american... >:(

someone comfort mrs. hudson!! :(

sherlock: “take away your boys. it makes up for too much stupid in the room” he’s surrounded by idiots...

OMG SHERLOCK PEPPER SPRAYYY

awww he’s comforting mrs. hudson :)

john comfort! ♥

the guy’s tied up like the foody moody in bob’s burgers cool :D

awww mrs. hudson’s in shock :(

sherlock: “mrs. hudson leaving baker street? england would fall!” awww! :D

john says ‘alive’ like an irish guy :D

OMG IT’S NEW YEAR!!!!

happy violin new year! :D

sherlock’s xraying a phone lol

john said ‘in your bedroom’ BUT IT’S HIS AND SHERLOCK’S

and irene’s! :o

sherlock: “who wants to kill you?” irene: “killers” lol :D

sherlock said ‘the strand’!!!! :D

irene looks better without lipstick :)

the code is ‘i am SHERlocked’ HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW???

random john middle name reveal lol :D

FOR BABY NAMES NOOOO

john’s is hamish and eugene’s (from tangled) is hoarace... it’s the weird h middle name club! :D

sesame street time :D

...what in the world did sherlock just spout

john said ‘flight double o 7′ JAMES BOND REFERENCE????

MYCROFT IS SAYING ‘BOND ERE IS GO’ yep that’s bond!!!

sherlock didn’t notice john was gone for 2 hours lol :D

ooh sherlock says ‘second world war’ instead of ‘world war two’ :o

NONONONONNONONONONNOOOOOOOOO

sherlock: “that’s not the end of the world, that’s mrs. hudson” lol :D

mycroft: “that’s the deceased, always late” hey yeah :o

WOAH HE JUST CALLED SHERLOCK NAIVE AND IRENE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS :o

oh hey irene

irene: “jim moiarty sends his love” ha ha funny love :D

WAIT MOIARTY CALLS SHERLOCK A VIRGIN??? :o

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS NOOOOO

bada bing BADA BOOM!!!!!!!!!

wowza it’s been 6 months since they met???

sherlock: “sorry about dinner” *leaves* yesss :)

i’m glad they didn’t kiss and just held hands that was nice to make johnlock dreams fly :)

OMG IRENE LEGIT DIED THIS TIME BY BEHEADING!!!!! :o

john told sherlock she was in amurica good :)

lockie wants her camera phone aww :(

way better than any hand holding irene and sherlock did! ♥

awww irene texted sherlock goodbye :(

ew the irene moan one last time...

sherlock laughed and called her ‘a woman... the woman’ awww :)

that was a bittersweet ending! :)

aaaand it’s over!

next time... ;)

that was a great season premiere!!! irene was kind of cool (i like how she and sherlock were just friends) and the mystery was engaging as always. and of course... it was nice finally hearing lockie’s violin!! here’s to next time! :D

[silver-lily-louise]

Shadowhunters Rewatch!  Episode 1x02: The Descent into Hell isn’t Easy

- The descent into hell isn’t easy but it’s easiER when you have cramps and there’s a plumber opposite your bedroom again lmao Let’s do this

- Damn Jace no need to be RUDE

- I really love the dilapidated church cover thing btw

- See the tech was something that bothered my sister about the series, she preferred the more medieval feel of the first book and movie. Personally I love it lmao but then again I’m more of a sci fi nerd than her

- I totally forgot the misinformation thing they did after the revolt ew. What kind of coverup bullshit

- Lol early Sizzy moment #godbless

- I feel like this whole ‘runes on the floor will kill mundanes’ thing is underutilised in the future… may have to use it in a fic lol

- HA I forgot they made Izzy’s lack of cooking skills show-canon as well lol

- Additionally Alec’s character development is very interesting to me in a ‘wtf did Magnus see in s1 Alec’ kind of way, so I’m starting a separate list to try and track his motivations and biases and stances to see how they shift. Probably gonna do the same thing for Maryse bc I buy her redemption but I can’t quite pinpoint WHY I do (except my favourite thing is when people are nice to Magnus lmao)

- OH LOOK IT’S HODGE. FUCK U HODGE (ahem. Moving on)

- (Main shadowhunter squad looking around their parents) Isn’t there ANYONE HERE WHO WASN’T A FUCKING TERRORIST??? (Shh Louise we only know Jocelyn and Luke so far)

- Clary I get that you feel bad but apologising once was enough, Hodge is a big boy who can make his own decisions lol

- ‘What is a GI Joe’ lmao

- ‘No training and no plan gets you killed’ I think that’s interesting, because it speaks to Jace’s idea that as long as he trains hard enough and have a plan, things’ll work out.

- I thought it was pretty cold of Clary to seriously consider Jace’s ‘what if Dot is working for Valentine’ point, but then again LUKE has turned on her as far as she knows so I guess that’s a reasonable amount of suspicion

- Izzy looks so proud of herself aw bless

- ‘Jace is the ultimate protector’ oh no oh help I’m having smol-boy-Jace-Wayland-carving-himself-an-identity feelings

- I just noticed the runes drifting in the background of the UI all Matrix-style lol. Can u believe Shadowhunters tried to tell us that WARLOCKS were the #extra ones lmao

- ‘A little too much in my opinion’ imagine thinking Izzy is straight lol couldn’t be me

- ‘He’s in good hands with the boys’ oh POOR Simon XD

- LOOK at the connection between these two. I’m love them. Can u believe they were already kindred souls BEFORE becoming parabatai, truly beautiful

- oKAY canon divergence I want::: Simon leaving without a hitch, googling how to kill demons and FIGURING IT OUT. He comes back for Clary and now the gang have this mundane demon-killer on side lol, and Alec’s all like ‘he’s a fucking MUNDANE he can’t be here in Shadowhunter business learning secrets and getting himself killed’ and Izzy’s like ‘he killed four demons wtf you worried about bro???’

- Seelie scouts??? The Clave really will make a show of unity when it suits them huh

- They were KIDDING about the floor runes are you KIDDING me XD I figured it was just a continuity problem lmao (also I know they’re being dickheads but that little smirk between Jace and Alec is maybe the first time we properly see them as a brotherly team aha)

- Okay but with hindsight you can really tell this whole cold demeanour ISN’T Magnus. His mannerisms are SCREAMING ‘coping mechanism in a time of crisis’ rn

- That being said if Dot’s magic is dangerously low I bet he regretted leaving her behind alone and vulnerable, she’s a grown woman who can make her own choices but it’s kiiiind of a dick move especially since he entreated her with sarcasm instead of earnestness to try and convince her to come with

- It continues to be exceedingly funny that Pandemonium is never mentioned outside of S1, when it’s painted almost as Magnus’ MAIN job in that. I mean it kind of makes sense that we see his public face in this beginning and his more personal details later on – the warlock stuff, the clients and politics that are more ‘core’ to his job and identity – but still. Not even MENTIONED, I don’t think. XD

- All of them stepping out of the van… Scooby Doo vibes lol WHERE is my mystery-solving AU with these five???? Do I have to write all of my unvoiced fanfic ideas myself??? Unbelievable

- Clary talking about the void she felt… I’m not crying about 3x22 you are

- ‘Wasteful warlock life’ Valentine. My dude. She has CENTURIES to learn and love and travel and experience, and you’re wasting your handful of decades on racism But go off I guess lmao (loser)

- I know the liquid is bad but also there is a HUGE bubble in that syringe. Valentine how is she gonna be useful to you after a mahoosive stroke

- Random shot of the moon. I mean I love her but WHAT ‘Look it’s night-time!!!! Spooooooky!!!!’ XD

- Okay Izzy is halfway-smitten, lbr. She and Simon fit so well okay

- ‘I can’t be here anymore’ Listen s1 Alec is a serious, grumpy lil shit but he DOES have a sense of humour okay

- Jace LET THEM HUG :C

- ‘We carry it to remind us that light can be found in even the darkest of places’ Jace stfu it’s a TORCH X’D (Like, no disrespect to traditions in general, but that one just SMACKS of Clave Sanctimony lol, and by Jace’s next line he knows that aha)

- …Is Nephilim the dative??? I need to look that up lol. Also think it’s funny that Hell (in its various realms) is the one place Shadowhunters CAN’T go, re 3x21

- ‘You assume I have feelings’ Jace. Bro. You are perhaps the CRYINGEST CRIER IN THIS SHOW. Let go of the toxic masculinity friend, you’re gonna be nicer once you do <3

- I’m revisiting my earlier point: WHY ARE LITERALLY ALL OF THE PARENTS CIRCLE MEMBERS LMAO

- ‘No more I’m sorries, you’re a Shadowhunter now’ YIKES if that don’t say it all about Shadowhunter hubris lmao. Apologies are good and necessary <3

- RECOGNISED THE CLAIRVOYANCE RUNE, HIGHKEY PROUD OF MYSELF AHA

- Think how much less beautiful and adorable the Malec wedding would have been if Brother Zachariah looked like this kind of Coraline experiment gone wrong lmao

- I’m not always a fan of a flashback but that ‘you’re strong enough’ one definitely makes it seem less like Clary’s just being reckless aha

- ‘It’ ALEC STOP BEING SUCH A RUDE BITCH. Also I do love Sizzy but I definitely think Izzy needed to be in a less defensive position when they got together (re ‘he passes the time’, I don’t ACTUALLY care I’m just a heartbreaker out for a good time), I’m kind of glad they waited until her caring side had been more nourished instead of stifled

- SIMON. YOU SAID YOU HAVE SEEN HORROR MOVIES. WHY DID YOU PUT HEADPHONES ON

- ‘The night children have broken no laws’ Wait, so kidnapping a Mundane ISN’T against the law??? I mean I get Shadowhunters not being able to KILL them for it - …oh. OH. HANG ON. Are the Accords just to stop Shadowhunters KILLING Downworlders for the smallest of crimes???? Does Raphael mean ‘kidnapping no longer constitutes a capital punishment (like it did before)’??? Either this is a script issue (bc if Shadowhunters protect Mundanes, kidnapping one SHOULD be against the law) or a hint of just how fucked up the Accords are, that ‘the law’ isn’t the law how WE understand it but instead ‘things which are still valid excuses to severely punish Downworlders, when we used to do so willy-nilly’ :S

- Season tagline: ‘Everybody wants that damn cup!’ Valentine wants it to wield it, the Clave wants it APPARENTLY to protect people from Valentine, Luke hinted that the werewolves want it, now the vampires…. Damn.

 This one gets an 8/10 for enjoyment – I’m having fun! – and actually a 7/10 for quality. Not NEARLY as many script issues and cringe factors as in the first ep lol. Thanks for reading. ^^

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x12 Commentary (europe edition)

Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)

@waywardbaby  (Zeta)

@ain-t-bovvered ��(Giul)

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Giu: Oh donatello

Zeta : What a flashback

Nat: ugh... so sick of nick already

Giul: Whatever it takes oh yes cas is gonna do something stupid ?

Nat: "Not even an Archangel"

Giul: Dean doesn’t joke too in terms of stupid decisions.

Nat: Stop it Dean

Zeta : My heart will go on, I’m sorry

Giul: Well that’s creepy

Nat: NO

Zeta: Ohhh fuck

Giul: I’m crying

Nat: Baby NOOO NOOOO Fuck

Zeta : Test drive

Kat :  the hand porn though

Giul: That’s fucking terrifying

Zeta : True

Giu: Dean’s face will hunt me forever now. Jensen JFC .

Zeta : Fuck

Nat: Shit

Giu: Dont

Kat : I cried during this

Giu: I am crying

Giu: Hell’s flashbacks tho

I’m hating myself now.

[Dean pounding on the metal ]  : No. No!. Sam SAM!

-Up I’m having serious parallels with when he woke up in the coffin after hell.But this time he can’t get out. NICE

- Look at his hands trembling. CAN YALL NOT

[Cell’s lights goes off] the box is dark now. 

NO I HATE THIS ALREADY.

-Oh thank god. 

Zeta : Sam is naked

Kat : They both are

Giu: OH FUCK

Nat: Shit

- D:” Just a bad dream, it’s fine. I’m ok”

Zeta : Never said I wasn’t scared

Giu: fucking hell

- D: "Never said I wasn't scared.But it doesn’t matter”

Nat: Fuck you

- S:” But what you are talking about is far worse than death. Michael is an archangel, he could literally keep you buried in a coffin, alive, forever.

Giu: Told ya

Kat : Hate this

Giu: That Henley. I love how it rest on Jensen’s hips. distracting.

Kat : Single layer porn!

Nat: I'm not ok .Do I have to keep watching? Ugh

Kat : YES

Giu: the fuck is happening

Zeta : What now?

Giu: They really want to play with this water and drowning bullshit

- Also this episode is already aesthetically pleasing . and that I appreciate .

Kat: They play with so many parallels this week

Kat : It’s like a Criminal Minds episode

Giul: I’m so loving this

Nat: who is he

Giul: Fucker of the week

Kat : UGH NICK GO AWAY

Zeta: Busy bee

Nat: None of that was my fault

Giul: He’s a serial killer so go off i guess

Giul: Yeah well the devil left the rest is all you bitch

Kat : I like the cop lol

- Nick is so empty right now. He’s the most dangerous human honestly.

Giul: Goddammit mark. 

Nat: The TALK

- D:”You’re gonna see it through to the end”

Giul: Shut up

Zeta : Mom hates this

Giul: WE HATE THIS

Zeta: Yeah right

- S:” And Cas and Jack, you haven’t even told them”

- D:” Well that’s because I’m not good with the whole big goodbyes, all right? I don’t need to get shaky on this”

Giul: and HE DIDN T TOLD THEM . HOW DARE

Nat: Can I smack Dean over the head?

Nat: Am I allowed to?

Kat: ITS DEAN OF COURSE HE DIDN’T

-D:” Just put the end of this trip out of your head, okay?”

Giul: MY BABE

- C:” Where you able to talk him out of it?”

 S:”No so I’m counting on you”

Giul: LOL SAM TOLD HIM

Nat: Awwww Cas knows tho

Giul: good sam

- He asked Rowena’s help too AAAAAH

Nat: of course he would

Giul: WE KNEW

Zeta: Remarkable command of profanity

Nat: LOL Cas about Rowena

Giul: “ Maybe if I spoke with Dean"BAAAABE

- S:”If we don’t find some way...Dean’s gone”

You have to step on my dead cold body first tho

Nat: Dean washed his hands tho 

Nat: at least

Kat : He’s a clean freak

Giul: Well remember how he barely touches the public phone booths?

-tHIS EPISODE IS BEAUTIFUL

Kat: This dude is so whacked out

Giul: This is a criminal minds ep. WHEELS UP, where is Rossi when we need him?

Nat: I'm sick of this dude already

Giul: Finally some gore

Kat: BABY

- D:” Do ever think about when we were kids? I know I wasn’t the greatest brother to you”

Giul: DUDE DON’T 

Zeta: Regrets

- S:” Dean , you were the one who was always there for me. The only one. You practically raised me”

Giul: U MY DA

Kat: DUDE IMMA CRY AGAIN

Nat: Sammy, stop

Giul: FUCK

Nat: SAMMEEHHHH STOP

Nat: SHIT STOP IT GUYS

Giul: oh this is for the 300 mood

Kat:  I think so too

- D:” Things got dicey. You know with Dad, the way he was. I didn’t always look out for you the way I should’ve”

- lol Sam doesn’t want to hear this shit

- D:” I mean, I had my own stuff, you know. In order to keep peace I probably looked like I took his side quite a bit. Sometimes when I was away, you know it wasn't because I just ran out, right? Dad would , he would send me away when I really pissed him off. I think you knew that”

Nat:  I fucking cry

Kat: JOHN YOU FUCKER

- S: “ Man, I left that behind a long time ago, I had to-”

- Look you can pin point the exact moment the eyes starts to get watery...damn it Jared.

- S:” And if we are gonna get through this, I have to do , like you said and try and keep my mind off of where we’re going. So if we could not have conversations that sound like deadbeat apologies, I would really appreciate it”

Giul: YES. THANK YOU SAM.

Zeta: Yeah ok  I’m hating this

Nat: Fuck, I'm not ok. 

Nat: I like the cop

Giul: BITCH DONT

Kat : Told you Ain’t God he’s praying to

Nat: DIGNITY hahahhaha

Zeta: Yep

Nat: FUck

Giul: WELL THAT’s

Zeta: That was so predictable

Nat: Nick's a fucking lsdhfishgoiewahgpieshgäahgeisladhflidshglidsea

Kat : Can he die already? I shouldn't smash my work computers keyboard that hard, probably

Giul: Hey gotta hand it to the guy tho, he’s pretty resourceful

- Sam finding a case. I’m not even surprised.

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Nat: ONE LAST CASE FOR THE WINCHESTER BOYS fuck you

- S:” You had to go there”

Kat: Damn it

Zeta: Enochian

Zeta: FBI

Giul: YAS

Nat: I'd open up that door so fast tho

Nat: and get on my knees

Kat: Control yourself woman

Nat: You know who you're talking to, right?

( that sentence is knitted in the back of our watch biker gang jackets)

Kat : THE COATS

Giul: FBI FBI FBI FBI

Giul: dean sitting so cutely

Zeta: I’m sorry.Has anybody noticed how huge their feet are?? 

Giul: licking lips

Nat: Dean's such a smol bean next to Sam.

Kat: Dean looks so tiny.GET OUT OF MY HEAD

- This all conversation with the twin is a real guilty trip for Dean. 

- Also this confirms that Dean and Sam knows some enochian. And that’s sexy.

Talk enochian to me * trumpet sounds*

Giul: CASTIEL MY BABE

Zeta: Angel on call

Nat: Awww Cas smiles

- C:” Dean” “ [BIG FUCKING SMILE] “Is so good to hear from you”

Giul: WOW he’s so- GODDAMMIT

- [stammering] : ok...well ..good. Ah [clear throat] listen , Cass....

- C:” You are working a case? That Is So GoOd tO hEaR. So I assume that means you’re not going to go through with it. Because I have to say, Dean , this plans of yours, it was born of, of desperation , not reason”

Kat: BUSTED

Giul: WE KNOW

- C:” I-I know that I’m not supposed to know , what I know,  but”

- D:”  "Look I'm fine with my plan"

Nat: LIAAAR

-C:” NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION”

Zeta: It’s good to hear your voice

Giul: MARRIED

Zeta: I love you

- D:” Really?”  S: “ Dean, it’s your husband  Cass I had to tell him”

Giul: lol can we remember that Cas fucked up Donatello for them?

Nat: How he leans against Baby tho I caught myself staring at his crotch. oops

Zeta: Well....

Giul: Aaaaand flannel again

Giul: Shocking

Nat: SURPRISE It's funnier in Enochian I guess

- ALSO hell yeah for Dean being the smarty pants ! I live for these moments. We all know Sam is the main  brain , but seeing the writers giving us these brilliant Dean moments is life.

Giul: He cray. This is so creepy amazing. Finally some spn old style

Kat: I know, they finally have a proper almost scary ep again

Nat: Yes. I still remember how creepy sometimes Season 1 was. oh they're here to save the day

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Giul: MOOSE IS ANGRY . SQUIRREL TOO

Zeta: Bamf much?! The hiss

Nat: Dean, control your anger!

Giul: H. O. T

- Poor guy tho, it’s not his fault .

Kat: Love snarly boys!

Giul: WELL FUCK

Zeta: Baby’s ass! I’m sorry again

Giul:  We end the ninja turtle

Giul: UUUUUUGH

Kat: Ugh this bitch again

-Vintage Nick

Nat: I wanna skip Nick. Can I skip Nick?

Giul: NO Mark acting is gold

Kat I hate this whole scene

Nat: He's too good and I hate him

Giul: Wait Why is No NO , fuck no. WHAT

- The fucking ice .... 

- N: “Lucifer....?”

 Sarah : 

Kat: ITS DUMB AF

Kat: I HATE THIS SCENE

Nat: SPN makes me question so many things

Giu: FUCK MARK OK

Nat: TELL HIM. I LIKE HER

Zeta: She kinda hates him

Kat: BUT SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING.SHE SHOULD BE THROWING HIM AGAINST WALLS AND SHIT

Giul: Let her leave bro

Nat: NICK LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN DEAD WIFE

- N: “ I can’t”

Kat: Nope he’s gonna be a little bitch

Giul: Oh I’m sorry he’s like a Stockholm victim.

Nat: "I'm sorry." Is he really tho?

- N:”Wherever is darkest”

Kat: Melodramatic much Nick?

Nat: DR CAS

- DR NOVAK

Zeta: Oh hello

Giul: THE OTHER Mr Winchester.  

Giul: OOH OOH HOT

Nat: Dean's smirking

Giu: DOCTOR

Zeta: Giuls, u ok??

Giul: I . AM.  NOT.  EARSKYHGZLYCBTSGKBP FUCK ME

- Doctor: follow me.

 Sam scrambling the fuck away from the sexual tension

Dean eyes on Cass [starts the sexual tension]

me [bathing in sexual tension]

Nat: THE HAIR ON CAS THO

- C:” It was necessary, doesn’t mean I don’t regret it. Doesn’t mean I don’t wish there could've been another way”

- C: 

- “Please don’t compare this with your suicidal plan. Just stop it”

[ tilting head in angry ]

Zeta: Tell him Cas

- D:” Why don’t we talk about that later”

Nat: "according to your plan, there won't be a later." I love Cas

Giul: YES

Kat: THE SASS

Giul: CAS BABE

- D:” You think this is easy on me?”

-Why does it always look like Cas is on the verge of tears and they never fucking show us the real deal 

- C:” So then, this is goodbye?”

Zeta:He’s hurting

- ThE FuCK Is tHaT LoOk DeAN

Nat: "Guys.. stop bickering." Is what Sam should have said. lol

lol and Cas holding Dean’s gaze a bit before focusing on Sam. Good moment

- D:” I thought he was too far gone”

 C: “Dean if there is a spark of hope. then I have to try “

- Damn these writers are not being subtle.

-C: “ YOU taught me that”

Giul: GUYS I CAN T

Zeta: *pats your back *

Nat&Kat:"Get out."

Giul: when castiel get so riled up I get all tingly.YES ORDER ME AROUND

Zeta: @Giul control yourself woman

Giu: PSH HAVE U SEEN THIS...[gestures vaguely] HOW

- Sam not being subtle too

Nat: Sam's throwing shades

Kat: THE DIMPLES OF DISCONTENT

-I will never get tired of Cas glowly hand

Giul: ANGEL EYES YAAAASP

Kat: Okay dude would be choking on that tube

Giul: CAN I WAKE UP LIKE THAT TOO

Nat: I wanna wake up being surrounded by three hot boys

Giul: [clicks tongue]

Kat: With three handsome men? Yes please

- yeah ok you can’t fucking say that and look up  at Castiel, Dean..you motherfucker 

- C:” Would do like more grape jello?” [voice deepest than Dean’s closet]

Giul: WHAT WAS THAT VOICE CAS i felt it in my [censored] 

Kat: Donatello and his chicken

- Those two whispering like that .... fuck you

Nat: THE dimples

- Castiel’s little awkward smile 

- This episode is so beautifully shot I can’t

Kat: I need a gif of them legs @Giulia please ma’am

Giul&Zeta: NO REST FOR THE SELF DESTRUCTIVE.

- D: “We are going out on a high”

i wanna slap him....hard

- D: “ Sorry”

 S: “sOrRY “ *chuckles*

- Sam is not drinking beer, he’s drinking hot salty tea.

Nat: Sam's really at it, huh? Trying to guilt trip Dean out of it

Giul: i don’t blame him

Nat: Can't be mad at him, tho

- S:” I have to throw away everything we stand for” aaaaand the voice cracks....good....great...

Zeta: He’s soooooo angry

Kat: Sam’s hair is so fluffy

Nat: LISTEN TO SAMMY DEAN

-S.” You just don’t check out of it “ * snarls and pushed Dean*

Dean is offended of the push.

Bitch you don’t get to be offended

- S: “ if you quit us today, there won’t be a tomorrow. What are you doing now it’s wrong,it’s QUITTING”

Giul: SAM MAD DESPERATE VOICE IS GOOD

Nat: I believe in us, Dean

-Dean doesn’t respond.

- Sam:

- Sam is all of us

Zeta: Smack him

-[Enters desperate hug]

Nat: fuck, now i'm crying

Giul: sobs

Nat: fuck no shit

Giul: OH COME ON

Kat: THIS HUG

- [strained voice] S: “why don’t you believe in us too?”

Giul: It’s too early for this.

-Sam looks like a kid here , a scared sad kid and I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT 

Kat: SAM HOLDS ON SO TIGHT

- D:”Okay Sam”

 Sam sniffs

 D: “Let’s go home”

Nat: I need a cigarette and lots of wine

Giul: MOOD

Zeta: This fucking hurts so bad

Nat: Why you gotta make me cry tho

Giul: GOOD LORD. Stop the voice breaking

- D:” And I’ll keep believing until I can’t”

Kat: MY BOYS 😭😭😭😭

Nat: NO

Giul: JARED WTF

- D:” you’ll have to take it for what it is....the end”

Nat: SAM WON'T DO IT

Giul: STOP IT

-D:” and you have to promise me “ [Dean’s voice get high] “ that you’ll do then what you can’t do now. and that’s let me go”

Giul: HE FUCKING WON T

Nat: FUCK YOU ALL

Kat: JARED STOP YOUR FACE

Nat: FUCK YOU

Giul: JARED FUCK U

Kat: ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR FACES

Giul: FUCK IT FUCK ALL OF U

Nat: I'M DONE FUCK THIS SHIT

-D:” Just don’t hit me again”

- STOP THIS FUCKING MUSIC RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Zeta: i HATE ALL OF THIS

Nat: I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANYMORE, NO MORE SPN FOR ME

Zeta: I HAAAAAAATE IT!!!!!

Giul: AND WE HAVE ALL SEASON 15 too

Nat: FUCK THIS

Giul: YAAAASP GUYS

Kat : NO YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEXT WEEK

Giul: PROMO NOW

Zeta: Yeet

Kat: PREVIEW

Giul: GO WATCH THE PROMO BITCH

Kat : GO I CAN’T FREAKING WAIT

Giul: i LOVE IT 

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Well well WHAT A FUCKING RIDE.

WE HATED IT.

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[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Planet With 6 - 8 | Cells at Work! 6 - 8 | Phantom in the Twilight 6 - 8 | BnHA 57 - 58 | Angolmois 6 - 7

Planet With 6

“Are you a monster?” - Who’s the real monster in this show, though?

A Clog Punch is even more hilarious than a standard Giga Cat Hammer, haha.

The bad guy died! What the heck’s going to happen from here???

Cells at Work! 6

Smol RBC-senpai is so cute! Not as much as smol RBC herself, but…yeah. I wonder if smol WBC is around as well…?

This story’s a lil’ hackneyed, but nothing that doesn’t twang the heartstrings a little…

I love how the sensei WBC still has blood on his arm as he walks away.

The banter between the NK and the Killer T cells really gets to me. It’s so good!

Angolmois 6

Dang, I liked Yajirou. Now he’s dead…

Where did Teruhi get the cloth for Yajirou’s (I presume) head…?

I find it interesting how he (Onitakemaru) dragged the old man merchant with him and yet went to the extent of plundering the treasure without the intent of keeping it. It’s like he did the plundering as a show of strength…

I’ve realised that even though Planet With’s been getting better and better, this show’s starting to sink. Sure, the staff on this show are giving me everything I asked for, but the shine of a new anime is starting to wear off…That montage just proved why it sunk – it’s more willing to go for a quality drop in the middle of the plot.

It was way too dark in the scene that revealed Teruhi’s face being up against Kuchii’s. It took me a bit to realise that was happening…

The water in that river looks a bit odd.

“Akimado firefly” gets me zero relevant Google results.

Now that I think of it, Nagamine’s kinda hot, LOL.

Come to think of it, I still haven’t got a bead on whether Teruhi has the hots for Kuchii or not. If it’s the former, then this show would be quite disappointing. Plus, are these invaders all Mongols from China, Mongols from Mongolia (duh) or Mongols from Europe? They did have gunpowder, which is from China, but they also said the Mongolians had invaded Europe at this point…

Phantom in the Twilight 6

*sees ep 7 title* - “Awakening of the Century”? Not on my watch, no. Probably not.

Why are they only progressing the plot now? Not that I didn’t like the Roland story, but…c’mon, if your friend is in danger, you shouldn’t derail from that. Right?

Notably, the group is called “midnight sun” (katakana), but the episode is called mayonaka no taiyou (kanji/hiragana).

Karandi mentioned how she loved how faithful this show was to the past folklore of supernatural creatures and now they’re using that to the show’s advantage…huh.

Oh, hey. Next episode preview gave spoilers…that’s just like a next-ep preview, actually.

BnHA 57

Noticeably, Yoarashi is pretty obvious with his giant whirlwind…

Haha, Deku is quoting All Might verbatim from the video!

Welp, there wasn’t much to say this episode…

Cells at Work! 7

This cancer cell looks like Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)…interesting choice.

They decided to deviate from the serious plot for the platelets. I give it 10 out of 10!...Nah, just kidding.

*Killer T helps NK get up* - I can see why Negative Primes ships NK and Killer T Cells together now…

I forgot what the cryptic-speaking green-covered cell (not a dendrite, but the other guy) was called…I think he might’ve been a B cell, but that’s all I remember. Sorry.

I can’t believe I’m feeling sympathetic for a cancer cell…

Planet With 7

I like how even Ginko still has secrets up her sleeve right now.

Hmm…it seems the hypnosis didn’t work because Nozo-san is wearing glasses.

Benika and Yousuke seem to have been hypnotised, this isn’t like them!!!

Phantom in the Twilight 7

I find it interesting Vlad chose to use Chinse martial arts. Either Toryu taught him, he learnt how to do them from Rijan or he learnt from Chinese people over many, many years. I think the second option is the most probable.

Why can’t the underlings see Kabocha-kun (Kabocha-kun = the jack o’ lantern)?

Toryu does the Naruto run. He’s not even a ninja!

The OS kind of looks like Windows, but with the taskbar being a colour of a Mac…plus the top bar of a Mac.

The green lines of text that appear on the screen are just gibberish, by the way. They’re not code…

*Chris punches Luke to get him out of the way of the falling debris* - I laughed a lot harder than I should have at that…because that shows they’re concerned for each other…in a very roundabout sort of way.

Oh no, Kabocha-kun!

What?! Van Helsing’s hair wiggles of its own accord! It’s basically alive!

Eyy! Extra info! That’s what I watch these after-episode segments for!

“You’re giving away the second half of the season!” – Hmm…

*after the next-ep segment is completely over* - Hmm…so Ton has her hair change colour and lose her memories. The Price of Power = The Price of Loss. Hmm indeed.

Angolmois 7

Ho-Holy mackerel! My knowledge of Touken Ranbu swords is coming in handy! Imanotsurugi is the lil’ grey-haired shota (tantou) who dresses like a tengu. That means this Kurou man is more simply known as Minamoto no Yoshitsune!

Seriously, this emperor looks like an alien! An alien, I tell you!

At first I didn’t recognise the guys with the facial marking were Toibarai, but then I saw Nagamine and I was like, “Oh. Okay then.” Come to think of it, these Mongolians look like the Earth guys from Avatar…

I find it interesting the Toibarai – or at the very least, Nagamine – are literate. You’d think in a time like 1274 there’d be a lot more illiteracy…or maybe I’m just thinking about Western civilisation…

“The abalones are a tougher opponent.” – I like these ladies already. Not only because that’s such a funny line, but because tough lady fisherwomen with tans is probably more representation than an entire genre of ecchi anime can do for women.

Apparently a porgy is a type of fish…hmm. It sounds silly.

Come to think of it, Jinzaburou was right once bfore when everyone else stood against him and that was when he got thrown out of Sou Sukekuni’s meeting…which doesn’t spell good things for Kanatanoki, y’know.

Cells at Work! 8

Man, I had to memorise the circulation path years ago! Too bad I don’t remember how it goes anymore…

I like how the blood cell mascot is actually shaped like an RBC.

I only just noticed, but female RBCs in this show have booty shorts and male ones have pants. Why can’t it ever be the other way around…?

Hmm…the tricuspid valve is shown as a torii gate. Interesting choice.

*platelets try to put up posters while talking to WBC* - Excellent usage of platelets. 10/10!

I was wondering what the cell’s seal said…close inspection reveals it just says “cell” on it. I guess I should’ve figured that out without having to zoom in on the image, eh?

“…you spineless candy-ass!” – That’s a hilarious insult! Who the heck thought of it and what’s the Japanese equivalent of it???

BnHA 58

A special…? This is almost as bad as a recap episode if it’s all recycled…

…uh, wow. That All Might was more meta than I was expecting.

Oh, I get it now. Movie promo episode. So that’s what this is.  

For some reason, I find Toshinori going “Dave” hilarious. I don’t know how to explain it. Maybe it’s because he looks American.

“Save the World With Love!” brings to mind Boueibu, y’know? Good times…

*All Might comes in through the back door, flexing* - Muscle muscle, hustle hustle!

Oh my gosh, they went Detective Conan on us!

Suicide out of grief for what he’d (All Might had) done, maybe?

Oh yeah. Midoriya overlooked why the three potential culprits were separated and left  in different parts of the store. Update: Nope, right thinking, wrong lead.

Planet With 8

Notably, 10 = to in some cases, hence Torai being 10.

Souya’s gone all Shinji Ikari on us! Not that I mind, but…Shinji is a polarising character for a reason, y’know!

Why does this story, with a potential final confrontation on the moon, remind me of Busou Renkin so much?

Phantom in the Twilight 8

“Why Shinyao specifically?” is the question I’m asking here. Why did Shinyao need to be kidnapped?

Has Ton even gone to school yet? Or rather, is it summer break in London and we were never told that?

“She entered forbidden territory.” – Says a worker at Café Forbidden!

I’ve never heard “stole a march on me” before…apparently it means “to gain an advantage over someone else”.

He uses a cat pickup line! He’s a werewolf! That’s…hilarious!

I’m still wondering if Shinyao has Stockholm syndrome to any degree…

The line about the abyss is Niestche (sp???). I’ve seen it quoted enough times to know.

Did they ever mention the fact Ton’s hair went back to normal? Or was all that hair-tossing meant to imply it was back to normal without saying anything? You’re trying so hard, show, but you’re not quite hitting the mark…

[takingtea-and-tellingtales]

thoughts while re-watching ep. 2x14 of Gotham

aka i get way too protective of a character who’s killed upward of 300 people

i find this vision more disturbing every time i watch it tbh 

oh my GOD how did i not catch that Strange is giving Oswald a derivative of the Crane formula the first time i saw this???? it’s FEAR TOXIN. 

when the other inmate literally picks Oswald up and throws him it really hits me how TINY he is. smol birb. 

how did Ed not think to pick up Kristen’s paychecks??? smartest man in Gotham, sureeeee

little tiny baby batman in his little sweater and jacket is the best batman and i will fight literally anyone 

“i’m not really a fighter” Alfred pls. 

“pick your battles” Alfred says to tiny batman who is full of rage and the darkness of the night and is picking every battle and then starting a few more for good measure

i have a lot of doubts about Alfred’s take on “if you’re going to beat a big man, all you have to do is outlast him” - while that is technically true, i’m pretty sure that involves dodging, Alfred, not letting them hit you repeatedly in the face

^oh honey, this is Gotham. To paraphrase the great Ray Holt: that’s so far off the table it’s not even in the dining room. 

Oswald calls him “Professor Strange” so like... where does he hold a faculty position and, follow-up, where can i take his class?

Ed’s forced smile and “please come in, how can i help you” through gritted teeth is the biggest introvert-in-the-workplace mood

it’s genuinely heartbreaking that Lee and Jim are so worried about upsetting Ed when they tell him they can’t locate Kristen - folks he knows. he knows you cannot find her. 

also LOL @ Ed’s response “Oh, my Lord. Do you... Do you think that something bad has happened?” - this is why the riddler has to take credit for every crime; he can’t lie for shit

Jim: Kristen might be missing so like don’t freak out

Ed: 

whaaaaaaat? missing???? Kristen???? 

^Eddie, you didn’t even pick up her paychecks. you are BAD at this. hypothesis two: the riddler leaves riddles because then when he gets caught it looks like it’s all part of the game

Ed stop talking to the corpses people might think you’re... *snape voice* up to something

Harvey telling Alfred to stop telling him his murder plans is a big Gotham mood. 

this joker-themed rave Bruce has wandered into... take it all in, kid - this is your life now

“hello sir” and “no thank you” and “i liked the show” at this scary joker rave - TINY BATMAN IS SO POLITE 

i have a lot of feelings about the first shot of Bruce seeing his parent’s killer being his shoes 

“Angry is your natural state, isn’t it? You are the infamous James Gordon?” LOL CALLED OUT, JIM. so much for the last good man in Gotham

the arkham asylum ethics review board is basically just:

“are you sure about letting him go?” “not really. he’s an experiment.” HUGO!

okay... so... not to get overly technical here, but they let Oswald out of Arkham in the rain to go back to Gotham... just kick him out of the gates. and he has to WALK back to the city. hardly the biggest ethical problem at the asylum, i’m aware, and yet... it irks me nonetheless 

holy shit Ed tips over the edge so fast - just monologuing in the middle of the bullpen at the GCPD and everyone walking around him like “oh that’s just ed, he’s a little odd”

^literally made a delighted squeaking noise out loud the first time i saw this because i. am. trash. 

[theres-no-paradise]

Sorry not Sorry

Chapter 3

Summary: A random number wakes you up early on a Saturday morning. But it doesn't stop there. The stranger keeps on sending messages, and you have no idea what is happening, when you start to develop feelings for the unknown person.

Pairings: Tom Holland  x Reader [submit your name: How it works]

Y/N your Name

Y/F your friends name

Word Count:  1980

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 4

Warnings: There will be swearing for sure, lots of sarcasm

A/N: Screenshots of the Conversations will follow shortly. Tom still keeps texting but its getting more personal with each chapter. I hope you enjoy and are as excited as I am on how this story will develop. I have planned some nice shit lol 

Spending the evening in Pajamas in front of your TV, watching some Series and eating unhealthy food was something that kept you sane after a hard week of work. It became a habit, you didn't want to miss out on during friday nights when some of your friends went out, clubbing, drinking and having their time of their life. As you were stuffing the cheesy pizza into your mouth, a little ‘bling’ signalled an incoming message. You looked at your phone and grabbed it with your free hand, with the other you kept on biting into the Pizza slice. +44 98 7654 3210: Where do you live?

Sighing, you dropped your phone onto your lap. Would this Tom - guy ever stop texting you? It happened more frequently the past few days and you had no idea why.

You: Hopefully far away from you

Something in your gut told you, that he wasn’t living far away from you. He definitely lived somewhere in england, for sure because his phone number showed the british area code but how big was the possibility that he lived in the same town as you?

Massive, you thought. Its London after all.  

+44 98 7654 3210:   You’re so bitter

Oh somebody isn’t happy with my answer, you guessed, and smiled a little as you typed back a response.

You: I’m not bitter. Only careful who Im texting with since you’re still a stranger to me.

It didn’t take Tom long to answer and his message made you smile again. Stop that, Y/N! Rolling your eyes, you thought about a cheeky answer.

+44 98 7654 3210: I’m not a stranger anymore! You know my name and I know yours!

You: Do you have any friends? It seems that you don’t have any since you’re texting me so often.

+44 98 7654 3210: Well, I could say the same about you since you don’t bother answering.

Good answer, you thought and felt kind of defeated. But you just didn’t want to give in yet so you thought about a smart thing you could answer.

You: Maybe it’s true. Would that mean you’d leave me alone since I’m socially awkward and a loner?

+44 98 7654 3210: Nope. I’d even annoy you even more.

You: Bloody hell

+44 98 7654 3210: We’re getting along so well!

You: I don’t think so

+44 98 7654 3210: :(

This guy was really persistent and at some point you accepted the fact that you were talking to someone you had no idea who it was. The chances of meeting each other were slim, as you didn’t intend in making friends with this person(at least for now). You didn’t care if he lived around the corner or not (Except if he were a serial killer, but you threw the thought over board. Stop being so overdramatic Y/N), as long as he didn’t become someone creepy.

After the exchange of Text messages, you put away the rest of your pizza and headed into bed, since it was getting late. You were hoping for a nice long sleep this night and hopefully no one would wake you up again. You glanced one more time to your phone and made sure, that the sound for text messages was silent, before you hopped into your bed and buried yourself under the thick and soft blankets. Soon, sleep took over and you drifted off into a  deep, calm slumber.

A loud ringing noise woke you up way too early in the morning. Even though the curtains in front of your windows were closed, you could tell that it was still dark outside since there was no sign of light, it must’ve been somewhere around five in the morning,

“I’m gonna kill you” you murmured into your pillow as you lunged at your phone, only to see that the ringing has stopped. It didn’t show the number nor Caller ID so you wanted to throw your phone back to the little nightstand but as it light up, a new message was shown.

+44 98 7654 3210: I lost haz again

“You gotta be kidding me”, you murmured and opened Whatsapp afterwards to send a reply.

You: Are you SHITTING me? And that’s why you Text me early in the morning…

ON A SATURDAY?

A reply came soon after you’ve pressed the green send button on your messenger.

+44 98 7654 3210: Shit I’m sorry! I didn’t think about the time difference. Sorry sorry sorry

You: You texted a british Number, dude. You should know the time here!

+44 98 7654 3210: Sorry! Really! I swear I didn’t mean to wake you up.

You: Now go look for haz, bloody hell

+44 98 7654 3210: Yes Ma’am

Wait, you’re in the UK? That means we live in the same country

You saw him still typing but you tried to cut him off, in hope he would just shut up already and let you sleep.

You: What did I just tell you?

+44 98 7654 3210: Sorry!

You lie awake in your bed for a little while, seeing if a new message were on the way but there was no sign after fifteen minutes so you decided to check if Tom found his friend again. It’s something, you used to do with your own friends as well. You were mostly the person, checking on them and being the babysitter on night outs so you felt like asking Tom if he found his friend. You didn’t want to worry and being lost in a city you don’t even know could be really dangerous. So better be safe than sorry.

You: Found him?

+44 98 7654 3210: Yes, we’re in the Uber back to the Hotel!

You: Ok. Good night

+44 98 7654 3210: Wait. Did you stay awake to be sure we found each other?

You: Good. night.

+44 98 7654 3210:   :)

You care!

You sighed annoyingly and turned around in your bed. How did this guy even manage to wake you up every weekend? Well, that was only the second in a row but if he kept on doing that, you’d turn the game around and get on his nerves, you swore that to yourself.

You drifted back into a deep slumber, your last thought being about Tom, and how he must’ve been in a different country since he seemed to be in a different time zone. You wondered where he was and put it on your imaginary list to ask him some time soon.

You were out with Y/F for some afternoon lunch. As you guys ordered something, she realized that you were much more on your phone than usual.

“Are you waiting for an important call?”, she asked, giving you a questioning look.

“Oh, no sorry. I’m gonna put it away.”

She eyed you for a moment longer, since she knew you hated to be on your mobile when you met friends. So it must’ve been something important, that you were waiting for to check on the little device every so often, Y/F thought.

At some point, you heard your phone buzz in your pocket, but you didn’t want to disturb your friend while eating, so you tried to ignore it but she didn’t miss your eyes light up at the little sound.

“I heard it. If its important, check it out”, she said, taking a big bite of her Turkey sandwich.

+44 98 7654 3210:   Y/N!!!

You: What is it?

If it’s not important, leave me alone

I’m busy

You pressed the send button and put your phone back on the table, taking a sip of your drink. You felt the stares, Y/F was giving you but you didn’t know how to tell her about the stranger. Just as your phone vibrated again, you sighed and took a hold of it.

+44 98 7654 3210:   Hi

You: omg

+44 98 7654 3210:   I was wondering

Did you safe my number?

You: no, why should I?

You’re a stranger after all

You didn’t wait for an answer from Tom, instead you shoved your phone bloody-minded into your bag and took a bite from your food. “Is it the stranger?” Y/F suddenly asked and you nearly choked on your lunch. While you tried to swallow, you nodded with an annoyed look. “What does he want? I thought you stopped texting?”

“He just keeps messaging me every day” you said, and explained everything to your friend. She seemed to enjoy this and laughed at some messages, as you showed them to her. Once your phone buzzed again, she couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud. “So you guys know your names already? No Strangers anymore?” she giggled and you checked the recent message.

+44 98 7654 3210:   Stop it with the stranger already. We are on a first name base!

“The Problem is, he keeps texting me. You saw my answers and he doesn’t care. Its as if he didn’t get the hints in the beginning, even though I’ve been straightforward. So I think I got used to this at some point…”, you ranted, as you typed in a reply. Your best friend smiled throughout your whole exclamation. “Maybe he has fun writing with you. Who knows what kind of guy he is. Maybe he’s really nice?”

“Or maybe still an old ass pedo that’ll try to kidnap me if I don’t stay alert.” Y/F laughed heartily at your words and you couldn’t help but smile.

You: I don’t care.

+44 98 7654 3210:   Well, I did.

And I saved it as ‘Smol Sarcastic Bean’

I think it suits you

You: omg

You actually smiled at the nickname and decided, to save his number as well. You laughed lightly, as you typed in his name. ‘Not Tom Hardy :(’

Y/F was looking at you curiously and you showed her the screen once again. “Oh my God. Just imagine texting with Tom Hardy. That’d be something I’d wish for”, Y/F said with a dreamy voice. “I bet he wouldn’t text the way this Tom does”, you smirked and took another sip of your drink.  “What if this Tom was another Celeb? There are quite a few with that name. Tom Cruise. Tom Hiddleston. Tom Felton.”

“Tom Hanks or Thomas Brodie Sangster!” You both laughed and giggled and started to chat about the idea of ‘Tom’ being someone Famous. If you only knew.

You: Okay, saved it. Now leave me alone I have stuff to do

+44 98 7654 3210:   but I’m bored

You: Seriously Tom. I’m gonna block your number if you don’t stop.

+44 98 7654 3210:   you wouldn’t!

You: watch me

+44 98 7654 3210:   If you wanted to, you’d have done it already!

You: Choke on air, Tom

+44 98 7654 3210:   I knew it hahaha

There was one thing you finally realized after saving up Tom’s number. You were able to see his profile picture he used on Whatsapp. You quickly checked your own one, just to make sure there was no face to be seen. You sighed in relief. You still had the picture of your neighbours cat, laying on top of your body on the bed as an Icon.

You checked out Tom’s profile. His status didn’t say anything except ‘Available’. And his Photo seemed to be from a photo shooting. Black and white and him wearing no shirt. He seemed to be fit and you felt your cheeks heat up a little at the sight of his torso. But you couldn’t see his face which annoyed you. How were you able to imagine his facial expressions,if you didn’t know his face in the first place. Asking for a selfie would’ve been to forthright so you hoped for him to post something in his status or leak his face on his icon someday. Who knew.

Taglist: @hollandorks  @beardedsteveslut @ilivefortomholland @casualprincess77 @agirlwithpointlessideas @isabellamozarella03

[saintbobtail]

Ok I’m fired up about this last Black Mirror episode I just saw. Crocodile was a terrible episode and I wish I hadn’t wasted my time watching it, so I’ll vent here instead so at least I’ll feel like I got SOMETHING (a good vent sesh) out of it.

1) Psychologically, the character development doesn’t make sense. Mia is introduced as a normal person with a conscience (”fifteen years of shame, fifteen years of guilt”). She kills Rob out of panic, understandable. But after that, she just keeps killing, long after she could realistically get away with the crimes, and long after someone with a conscience would’ve had a breakdown. I get that she’s not thinking, but the slide was just too fast to be believable. At one point a person’s gonna say screw it I’m already fucked and just give themselves up or kill themselves.

2) There were a lot of plot holes. For example, how did she get into Shazia’s house? Did she try all the keys on the key ring, and miraculously, no one heard? How did she miss the fact that Shazia’s car couldn’t be moved from her property, and obviously link her to the crime? At that point it’s not even desperation, it’s stupidity. I just can’t believe that any real person would be stupid enough to miss a car parked on their driveway and not worry about how to get rid of it. That’s too much suspension of disbelief required.

3) That is NOT how memories work. Just...no. Like if you think of a memory you have. You only remember certain things about it. Not everything that was going on at the time. Your brain doesn’t log everything going on around you at any given time, just the parts that stand out to you. And even then, it only records your perceptions, not your exact sensations (sensation =/= perception). There’s just no way any memory is detailed enough to give you the exact facial features of someone you passed on the road, let alone someone who was standing in a window across the street. Do you remember the face of the last person you passed on the sidewalk? No. Do you remember what sounds you heard when you last passed a person on the sidewalk? No.

4) Incredibly unrealistic that anyone could extract a visual memory from a guinea pig. Humans are pretty well-known for being much more visually-oriented than other species. Rodents are pretty well-known for their reliance on their sense of smell. Can you remember the smell of the last person who entered your room? Then why would a guinea pig remember the look of the last person who entered its room? To be fair I don’t know much about guinea pigs, but considering that even humans have famously fallible visual memories DESPITE our vision being much better than most animals, can you imagine how much worse a guinea pig’s visual memory would be? It’s a pet peeve of mine when people assume that other animals experience the world the same way we do...

5) It was just so predictable. No twists. Nothing surprising. Dumb murder bitch goes murdering, that’s the entire plot. There was so much foreshadowing before each murder, too. Like panning to the knife set in the kitchen? Yup Shazia’s gonna die. Seeing Shazia’s husband on the recaller? Yup he’s gonna die. Tbh I feel like the reason a lot of people found it omg so brutal is since they’re used to feeling sympathetic towards little white women, and this episode gives them a strong sense of dissonance because it does NOT allow that.

6) It didn’t make me think. I loved White Bear because it really made me think about some hard questions - should justice really be about retribution, no matter how satisfying it is to see a child killer be terrorized? is a criminal who’s had their memories wiped even the same person as they were when they committed the crime? Even past episodes that didn’t necessarily have ethical dilemmas at least still had fun social commentary - Nosedive, for example. Crocodile offers NOTHING. Just the shock value of “smol white girl is willing to kill!” which is not that shocking.

7) Again, that fucking guinea pig. Was that meant to be a twist? Why was it even included? Guinea pig or no, she would’ve been caught, easily. Police find husband and baby dead. Where’s the mom? Why can’t we contact her? HMM. Mom’s an insurance investigator, maybe she’s out investigating someone. Who could it be? Who comes up as her last search? HMM. Oh yeah that architect’s house matches up with where mom’s phone was last located. HMM. Oh shit mom’s car is at this architect lady’s house, with its window broken. HMM. “Ma’am we’re gonna have to stick your temple” BAM. She would’ve been caught no matter what. Including the guinea pig as the star witness (lol) is honestly just a gimmicky OMG TWISTZZ.

[voreos]

Hey why are you such a fucking homophobe?

because if i say one thing on this hellsite that tunglr dot hell deems offensive in the slightest, im satan and everything i’m saying is wrong and everyone gangs up on one person because theyre mad that someone on the internet that they didnt even know insulted their smol bean. yeah im so homophobic bc i called someone i didnt like an incel. i reblogged something that has david byrne on it being compared to incels and chads, does that make me ableist because im making a joke about an autistic person? as someone who is autistic? lol.

yall so dumb and so easy to gang up on people because you guys are literal sheep. do u people have anything better to do with your lives other than pissing yourself about someone making fun of a guy on vine? u coulda literally scrolled past the post and not cared WHDISHWOJFJDS but no u had to cry about it. why cant you people take a damn joke. if u dont agree with a joke literally Walk Away. ive seen shit on this site where ppl make racist jokes or transphobic jokes but i dont say anything to them because idk. im a bigger fuckin person? and i can move on? and im not overly sensitive?

im not taking that post down bc all of u crying about it is so funny to me. youre gonna realize how sensitive you 14 year old smol little beans are in a few years and laugh at urselves. and if oh “im an adult lol!” then i fear for my future in this society because i have braindead people like you running around.

Thats why im hom/ophob/ic, apparently. but if you wanna know why i posted that, its because i hate th/omas s/an/ders because hes overly happy and annoying as shit. he reminds me of my dummass ex who obsesses over him n all that. i called him an inc/el as a joke because????? being an incel is a fucking joke now and yall cant take a joke bc u wanna be mad at people????? and i added ase/xual on there bc as an a spec person, im really disgusted with the community in general. they act so damn embarassing and it makes me ashamed as fuck to be ar/omantic bc yall waste your time screaming that people like me have al/losexua/l privlege and act like yall are the most op/pres/ed sexuality group in the entire world and even look for the smallest things to call things a/ph/obic when ap/hobia isnt a fuckin enourmous world problem.

wow i may seem disgusting now but yknow u asked, anon. basically yeah im an ap/hobic b/i/phob/ic little ableist scoundrel on tungle dot hell bc i dont like a person thats gay. JUST BC HES GAY DOESNT MEAN I GOTTA LIKE HIM LOL AM I OBLIGATED TO LIKE A SERIAL KILLER BC HES GAY LMAO NO. but awww did i just compare mr funny vine man to a serial killer omg im gonna cry abt it :((((( lol anyways im gonna be the homophobic cretin i am and kiss my gay bf because im a big ugly nasty homophobe >:(

[1004-jh]

Seventeen as Donuts

A/N: Okay this is a bit weird, but like apparently it’s National Donuts Day. So like why not compare Seventeen to donuts and analyze the shit out of them? I can’t believe I actually did this. Btw I added the read more for anyone who may not be comfortable with viewing food, so please continue on at your own risk. 

S.Coups: I don’t know man, when I saw this I kind of thought of Seungcheol, I think it honestly has to do with the shredded topping and creme filling. I believe that Seungcheol has to put on this act that he’s this really manly person and I think him being a leader plays a huge part in how he puts himself out there as well. But truth be told, he is quite sensitive and sometimes needs some leading himself. I feel like the creme filling kind of represents his true personality that every now and then comes out. (someone stop me)

Jeonghan: Okay hear me out, Jeonghan is literally a glaze donut. You think you know what you’re getting yourself into, but you really don’t know. He may look like an Angel and the birth date, but you better trust and believe that he is not. Which is why I think of him as a glaze donut, at first you don’t think you’ll get all messy but by the last bite your face and hands are just covered with glaze. 

Joshua: Okay look at this freaking donut, does it even need a damn analysis (tbh this whole post in itself shouldn’t even exist lmao) This donut is so elegant looking, which to me resembles Joshua. Joshua is known as the gentleman of the group and this donut just yells his name: so pure, so elegant, so classy; yet so tasty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). 

Jun: When I saw this, I immediately thought of Jun. Like this is another one, do I even have to explain myself with this heart shaped donut? Jun just has so much love to give, I cannot stress this enough. Like all the skinship he has going with the members and the way he cares for his members as well. One example I can give was when Woozi was crying and he actually went to hug and wipe his face. wtf jun’s trying to kill me with his sweetness.

Hoshi: There really isn’t a full on analysis on this one. To be honest with you all, the color yellow reminds me of someone who is really bright and when I see Hoshi that’s exactly what I think of. This donut is yellow therefore it is bright like Hoshi. too bad nothing can outshine my man, so move it along you pastry good

Wonwoo: Honestly Wonwoo reminds me of a jelly filled donut. At first it seems really bland but once you take a bite into the pastry, all the jelly spills out. Kind of like Wonwoo. At first glance Wonwoo seems like he’s such a cold person, but he really isn’t like that. It just takes some time for him to open up to people and show a burst of personality.  

Woozi: The reason why Woozi resembles a Boston Creme Donut to me is kind of for the same reasons why Wonwoo reminded me of a jelly filled donut. The only difference to me is that Woozi naturally seems really bright to me, like I feel like the chocolate frosting represents that in Woozi. Like any time he smiles, I swear he lights up the room. (holy shit why am I writing this)

DK: Basically my idea with this one is that DK doesn’t just fit into one specific category. I read that he was one of the members who got along with everyone fairly fast, which is kind of my reasoning for this one. I just think that he has a personality that just fits in with everyone. 

Mingyu: So let me explain myself, Mingyu can shine as bright as the stars at night. He seems so outgoing and open about whatever, plus look at his killer smile. He really does represent this donut, he’s a freaking star my dudes, there’s no need for me to even keep explaining myself; you either get it or you don’t. 

The8: So when I think of Minghao I just think of a smol bean, he’s so reserved but if you actually look closely he has a hint of spice in him. seriously look at the donut hole, it has cinnamon sprinkled on lol So as I was saying Minghao may seem like a small child who needs protecting but he can either be your angel or your devil, so watch it. 

Seungkwan: Honestly this Donut just screams out Seungkwan. All the sprinkles on top of the pink frosting is exactly like him: EXTRA AS HELL. Seungkwan just loves having the attention on him, it’s not a bad thing either just the truth. He’s naturally the life of the party. (oh hey I’m still analyzing personalities and donuts)

Vernon: To me I feel like there’s so many different sides to Vernon, it’s kind of like woah look at this rapper but also like what a smol bean he is. Similar to this donut which has a variety of flavor going on all at once. 

Dino: This one is so obvious. Obviously Dino would resemble a donut hole that’s apparently what they’re called lmao anyways the reason why- is similar to Minghao, but like Dino is actually the child of the group we all know he’s Jeonghan’s baby. The reason why I think I compared him to this jelly filled donut hole instead of the cinnamon one, is because he’s always so lively. Almost like Seungkwan, just the life of the party. 

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[omousvarii]

all of them

      you’re the worst lmao    -------- @jobikilled

01. What makes you the most emotional about your muse?oh gosh, probably the amount of guilt he carries. you’ve all seen gifs of him like “looks like he could kill you but is actually a smol cinnamon roll” and thats what gets me. also he cries a shit ton and just cute broken boys crying is legit my kryptonite.02. What made you decide to write this muse?gosh i dont even remember, its been like four years. i think after the episode I am become death, because it was when i really started growing attached to him. he was still a sassy pants but you could tell he was trying. also the whole thing that happened with him and murphy, the hanging. also i think when clarke and him had that moment where he admits hes a monster. him crying there set a trigger off and i was like i need to write this angst of a man now.03. If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?ooo… this is a good one. uhm, probably the whole pike situation. i know he kinda leaned on pike as a leader and was hurt by the betrayal of lexa and trikru but idk, it always seemed weird to me. but i dont think i’d change it, the show would be completely different i think if he didn’t go with pike. so /shrug/04. If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?that i love him ; ~~ ; lol on a serious note tho, im not sure there is anything i could say that hasnt been said by the ones he loves. he’d take their words over mine anyways xD05. If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?like a thing? or can i be a god and give him back gina? lmao. maybe for his time in the ark i’d give him the book gina gave him—something he can read over the next 5 years lol. maybe i’d give him a whole library of greek mythology books on the ark rather than just re-reading one? maybe the gift of knowing that his sister is fine in the bunker?06. If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?oh gosh he has so limited positive things why take them away ;_; can i say things he’s already lost? like gina, jasper and clarke (post s4) idk what else i could take without breaking him completely. he doesn’t have many physical things i can take from him. how about a gun? yeah that.07.  If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?his undying love for his sister. dont get me wrong, i love my baby sister but to get the courage to—–if my sister was in octavias position and was on the ship to the ground, i would have the guts to do what he did and make sure she would be okay.08. Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?honestly i prefer writing bellamy as angsty as possible but of course i want him to be happy. there is nothing better than the rare times in the show he gets to experience it. i think the thing that would make him most happy would for the wars to be over, and earth to be livable. to be able to not have to worry about his friends and sister’s life being in peril. i dont think he’d ever get over the guilt he feels but i think him falling in love (kinda like with gina) he would lowly begin to forget about it, and the weight lifted from his shoulders would also be pretty great for him.09. Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?lol, go to question 08. i do really like putting him through angst and i think it just might be how fun it is to explore his mind during the process. there are many things that could break his heart. witnessing the death of any of his friends but the thing that would break his heart the most would be the death of his sister. it kinda reminds me of the hunger games where (spoilers?) the whole point of the first two books were to save her little sister and then in the end she dies anyways. i think the feeling not only of loss but of being useless, failing at saving her would break him. you get a glimpse of it in the show but yeah. my sister, my responsibility and i failed. 10. What do you love about your muse?pretty much everything. hes adorable, his personality, the odd times he makes jokes, the way he hugs people like it could be (and sometimes is) the last time. his freckles, the way he sniffs when he feels emotions. how hes not ashamed to cry (or just too emotional to care), how sassy he was in season 1, the amazing amount of character development he has. just endless things. he legit genuinely cares about everyone.11. What do you hate about your muse?honestly the only thing i don’t like about him was his stupid greased back hair in the first episode lmao. nothing else that i would dislike enough to say i hate it.12. What about your muse amuses you?“taking a walk in the forest, princess?” his little snarky comments, his smirks, the way he was with gina, when in the first episode of season 3 and everyone is singing in the jeep he makes that cute little smile.13. What about your muse makes you sad?WHEN HE CRIES, WHEN OCTAVIA BEATS HIM UP, WHEN CLARKE LEAVES HIM AND THEN REPETITIVELY TELLS HIM SHES STAYING IN POLIS, WHEN HE THINKS OCTAVIA IS DEAD, WHEN HE’S TORTURED IN MOUNT WEATHER. etc, etc.14. How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?his bark is worse than his bite /whispers/ he’s a smol bean15. Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?i think i’d be too intimidated to meet them, i would obviously want to be his friend but i think i’d rather be bob morely’s friend instead (less troubled …from what i know anyways)16. In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?uhm. im not a killer?? he’s better at using a gun, more fit, cuter, overall probably a better person than me.17. Why do you think you connect to your muse?bellamy isn’t the first angsty broken boy i’ve written about, i’ve written as loki, jem carstairs, personal oc’s, jace herondale. i have a thing for diving into the mind of sad troubled boys lol. it comes easily to me, idk why just does.18. What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?i admire his ability to hold onto guilt. i think the most important part of his personality is tbh he actually forgives people really quickly or at least people he cares about. he forgave murphy, forgave clarke, etc (except kane lol forgot about that) but yeah. as for him i think he thinks his most important aspect would be his desire to always try to do the right thing, (after his selfishness in season 1). everything he does is either for his sister or for his people and even if it may be wrong morally he really wishes to believe what he’s doing is right.19. If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a “fair” fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?honestly he’s suffered enough for his wrongs. the guilt he feels is punishment enough. the death of his friends around him, loved ones, his people, etc. obviously he deserves better than the fate he has in the show but i wouldn’t be able to just reward him when i say i think they should have a peaceful life on earth lol.

[angrylittleburd]

Hey Burd if you and your various OC's were to be exposed to Poison Joke, what would happen?

Oh lordy… um.. 1 Unique “Unhinged” Hindrance - has been poisoned joke before on the main blog. He turned into a bat pony and thought it meant he was a vampire. If I were to re-do this and poison joke him again, it would probably make him over vibrant neon colors. The way I see it pranking him, is everyone else would not want to look at him due to his colors hurting their eyes, thus he wouldn’t get to play with his friends, double whammy, since its because he changed colors, he would have no clue why his appearance now bothered everyone 2 Dr. Sunshine Unit-  technically since he lives in a FO:E /Pre-FO:E universe I am gunna say he would get killer joke, rather than poison joke. His ‘prank’ would be an immediate death due to total organ failure brought on by the sudden disappearance of his heart. Its a bit brutal yes, but hey he’s the one who insists he is a 'heartless’ monster.3 Neon Blur- Her mouth would disappear. She would now no longer be able to drink all the toxic chemicals she puts in her body. Honestly poison joke for her might be a good thing.4 Kiwi Watermelon- there is no change. Being kiwi is a big enough joke on its own.5 Comatose- literally couldn’t stop walking. He would cry out to his boyfriend for help, claiming he is kidnapping himself and he just wants to sleep. 6 Buranku- t͔̫̟͍̳͎h͡e ̪p͇̪̪̟͓̘̞l͖͙͕̣̻̹͇a̙̻̹̦n̰̺͉ͅt̺̼̲͓s̷̯̹̬͔̱ ̼s̞̙͓̻h̳͕ŕ̠̪̜̲i̖͖̪̫̜̱̘v͏̜e̠̼͞l̢̞͇̰ ̸̖̩͎̭̱̞u͇͇̠p̶̲̘̜͙ ̮a͓̦nd͇̤̪̙ ͏̫d͓̬͠ị͉̤̲̠̭̬e̺̙͎͎̻̰ ̖̰̲̩̻ͅi͖̝ͅf̞̼̱͙̫̠ͅ ̜͉̪̳ͅt̨̩̭̹̰̰ͅh̛̤̞͇͍e̩̠͕̣̘͕͟y͙͓ ̰̱t̨͎̩̮o̧̬̻̼͓̭͉̱u̼c̩h͎͎͔͈ ͍͈̝̼b̺͎͉̝̺͝ͅu̢̜̞r̲͓͓̥̖̤͙a̟̼̗̙͎̰͞n̳̦͚͈̩k̮̲͕u͉̣̥.̷̺̙ ̵W͍͖̭̯̖̻͕HY̛̫̹̻͇̗̺ ̸̗̭̫̼W̼̮͖̥̰̥͢O̸̼̖Ụ̦͢ͅLD̵̲̝̲̹̲ͅ ͚̠̻̖͡Y̶̤̣͈̖͕OṴ̷̻̲̩̞̪̭ ̝͕̹͙̼P̷̤̜͇̰̺̞Ṳ̷̰̠̗T͓̯̲ ̱̱̤T̝H̶͕̼̤O̩̬͔̮̯̱S͙̪̬E͕̠̼ ̣̟̦̜̘͙P̞̭͔L̜̫̟͝A̢͙͚͕N̛̰T̲̼̤̟Ș̺̭̟̻ ̶̹͈N͚̭͞E̝̦͈A͍̟̱̭R̤̣̭̘ ̦͈͔̰I̶͓̫̳̥̞T̼͉̫!̖̣?̵̠̳̩̝̙̩

7 Hushed Hex- the very timid and shy horse can now only yell and scream. She wants to cry, but crying becomes loud obnoxious wailing and she doesn’t need that attention on her8 Citrus- all motor functions for him would be reversed. Hard to preform a job or intimidate someone when you look like a baby learning how to walk9 Buttercream Pie- She gets very burpy. Its rude behavior and she would be quite embarrassed over it. 10 Laser “Lazy” Sight - lol he goes blind. Sniper cant snipe now11 Gearhead - lol he goes deaf. Radio transmitter cant transmit now(this is the part where comatose originally would have been'lol he goes mute’ but SOMEBODY made me give this guy more personality so his is different now. Plus he already never speaks so, this one wouldn’t have worked too well anyways )12 Brownie- he turns into a Chihuahua. after all how can brownie be a big grown up pupper if he is constantly smol? 13 Carcio Gem- does poison joke/killer joke effect glowing ghouls? um.. assuming it does I guess she would meet the same fate as unit and get killer joke as opposed to poison joke. Her 'prank’ would be making her look alive again. her ghoul family would turn on her and any non-ghouls would still be killed from the radiation she emits. she gets no family or friends, and dies alone :>14 Captain Iron Storm - he gets a high squeaky voice. Soldier wont listen to a captain who sounds so silly. Burd - I will let you all decide. what would burd get if he was poison joked?

[shadowlink720]

FE: Birthright Randomised Paralogues 13 and 14

(aka ‘I can no longer procrastinate on the plot’)

anyway let’s get the to last currently available paralogues :V

Paralogue 13 is Caeldori’s

hoo boi this’ll be interesting

ya know we never got to see much of Subaki’s personality when he joined in Birthright so this will be really interesting

oh, well it’s... still Caeldori?

Saizo that isn’t Kaze-

this feels so ooc holy heck-

saizo

SAIZO

again; not Kaze :’V

I never thought I would ever see Saizo say ‘jiffy’

anyway battle prep!

aaaaaaall righty, let’s get on with the chapter!

you forget that we have both Azura and Felicia, Saizo I’m pretty sure they could tank most if not all of the units here

ayy there she is I hope she’s showing as a sky knight for stability please tell me she didn’t literally stay as a sky knight because she just has to be flawless even though there can literally be no such thing otherwise such a concept wouldn’t exist-

We don’t really need it but sure

bECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

if someone could be perfect then it wouldn’t exist something else would exist instead, which would be exactly the same as ‘perfection’, because it’ll always be unachievable

I’m getting too deep into this, sorry moving on

ya know I could say the same to you, Saizo

ok that not so much-

yeah she’s literally still a sky knight ok that’s fine She has In Extremis as a personal, which grants Crit +30 when she has less than 25% HP, holy heck She also has Swap, Renewal, Poison Strike and Magictaker huh and an extra free beast killer, I should trade that over to Takumi once he can use it Or Kaze, idk anyway she has pretty solid bases, too (Growths: HP - 25, Str - 15, Mag - 35, Skill - 40, Spd - 35, Lck - 35, Def - 55, Res - 45) (Heart Seal: Wyvern Rider and Ninja)

this guy’s gonna get wrecked

ok but No one can touch Takumi like literally all of these magic users are doing 0 damage if they can hit him at all

they’re already dead indeed

I wasn’t expecting her to get a crit but hey ho I’ll take it

wow Rinkah’s getting crits left and right :o

yIKES

well uhh another mage came along and finished her off o<o;;;; just as she got a big shield, too

oh my Farore Sakura finally got a higher tome proficiency--

this one’s for Rinkah, you shit

Fite me

oh hey, Caeldori levelled up

Wasted

wow that Boss was a bitch to fight

I should have had Setsuna up there to fight them because ya know SHE HAS 31 RESISTANCE AND 26 DEFENCE

rest in pieces, ya shitlord

I’m not going to bring up how that’s impossible again

well, I’d assume ppl have to be good in their first battle because otherwise they’re dead and that’s hardly ‘good’

actually fight me, Caeldori

see? no such thing as perfect

idk man, you could have given her an inferiority complex in the process

I will fight both of you

saizo, you’re fiiiiiiiine, stop worrying so much

right, let’s go to paralogue 14 and see who Silas’ kid is!

it’s Hisame ........... I can 100% see him yelling at Silas ‘IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD’

what does this look like, a murder scene? .... well I guess it could, actually

shit’s going down, that’s what, Silas

they’re just having a party, bro

he doesn’t have mcuh company and turned to creating soulless creatures for it ... poor guy

his favourite colour is vantablack, and he says it’s the closest colour to his soul

did he manage to get one of the spring event Heroes, tho? that is the question

wow

you really need to take some time to talk to him, Silas

well maybe your nightmares, not Hisame’s

ya know what? Maybe we should just leave Hisame to it he’s fine

all right, battle prep let’s goooo

let’s get rid of this bog fiiirst

ayyyy, Dragon Fang it’s great

it’s time to unleash the madness

>:3c

it’s dead indeed, Setsuna it’s very dead

another bog nullifiiied

I was wondering why this one Faceless seemed to have so much avoid when we’re both in the forest but it has Lancebreaker that explains a lot

it’s too bad you don’t have Bowbreaker, mATE and it was a crit, too

ok but his animation was really cool, he threw the lance up, caught in in mid air and just 

it was great

well Hisame has some kind of Rally I can’t tell what though

he proc’d Dragon Fang again :’’’D

this guy has literally 0% chance of hitting me I love Swordmasters, man

and she got a criiiiiit

ok Takumi got another crit

it’s great

aaaaand 3rd bog neutralised

ok we can finally talk to Hisame

you haven’t mastered it until you can summon Amaterasu which you can’t because you need to fight the Anchorite of Light, who’s in the Kursta Archipelago and apparently hates their job sooooo :Y Or until you can cast Hresvelgr-Hresvelgr Rain, but that would require the Bishop and Wizard asterisks too-

beautifully hilarious, you mean

boi have you seen how much of a threat they are? the most damage they can do is like 4 HP, if they even HIT

that is true, however good thing there’s no fatigue system like there apparently was in Thracia 776 lol

I’m suddenly getting flashbacks of Resident Evil 7 Yeah no, Hisame I need to ask you to please Stop

please listen to your dad, Hisame

well obviously who do I look like; Mephilia?

aaall riiight let’s have a look at Hisameeee

ok, he’s another Nohr Prince, neat He has Fortunate Son as a personal, which means allies within 2 spaces get Ddg +15 and he gets Ddg +5, neat he also has  Rally Defence, Air Superiority and Potent Potion I... guess Relief isn’t a skill that passes down ahahahah;;;; (Growths: HP - 35, Str - 25, Mag - 20, Skill - 60, Spd - 50, Lck - 30, Def - 40, Res - 5) (Heart Seal:  Ninja and Wyvern Rider)

oh NOW you crit, Saizo when you were already going to kill the guy anyway >:V

where’s the fun, then? idk lmao

Reverse Ringabel is smol confirmed

but what if he was just about to get one of the Spring exclusive units? :V

Hisame ur gonna get urself killed, u know?

the vengeful ghost of Tharja, that’s who

whatever you say, Hisame

Silas just wants to be cool, Saizo, let him have that

plot twist, imagine if he was talking about himself

someone stop him

oh yeah then the extra cutscene to make him seem creepy

... do u need a hug, Hisame

I can really see the resemblance

well you shouldn’t really expect pretty much anyone to, man

Tharja stop

it’s funny because the avatar’s name in this run is Shadow

aaaaand that’s that!

we’ll be finally moving onto the plot next time, so I can’t run from spoilers for people anymore! :’D