#why do i do this

[dandey-lion]

DP headcannon where instead of Danny knowing all dead languages he gains a teeny tiny amount of the language of somebody who’s died. Like if a Latin person died guess what Danny knows a few Latin words now. And this stuff stacks so if a (very terrible) event happens he could potentially learn entire languages with slang, accent, sayings- the whole package.

Anyways he’s trying to explain to Superman that he’s not kryptonion.

[muffymayhem]

im not finishing this

[threewordusername]

yin / yang

d.b.a

[humanoidpigeon]

Does anyone have the bug boss image? i desperately need it and can't find it

[dollpulaa]

New Jersey guy

I’m so tired

@escapedaudios

[smytherines]

someone please take these apps away from me

(I have to assume someone already did this better, but that doesn't stop me from doing it worse)

[moonfruito]

why the fuck would past me say this. i haven't watched any of the past fifteen episodes yet but. what the fuck was my problem. now i'm even more scared to.

[image id: a screenshot of a notes app page written on 23rd november 2022, titled 'g'. the text reads "i don't think gillion expects to live to grow old. i think he's waiting to die in battle. i think he's still preparing himself to be a martyr." /end id]

[coquexari]

Are there any animals that the greek gods havent touched yet or am I allowed to steal one from another god just of a different type of said animal....

[edwardallenpoe]

"so, do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way-" "-I know it's fine." "So you have one?" "No." "Okay. *Licks lips*."

grits teeth grits teeth grits teeth grits teeth gri-

[itsnicsalad]

this video is gonna kill me

[fennecfiree]

why do i draw fat post covid kyle instead of going outside, touching grass, spending time with my family

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Swapped Personalities AU 🤡 prt3

Getting lunch 🍜🍛🍲

photo close up:

[papersnatch]

i don't know why medic has weed brownies (are they called edibles?), and i don't know why spy's first instinct was to inhale them whole, but here we are

[ineffableigh]

Me: Oh it'd be so cool to do a classical portrait of Aziraphale in the style of royal portraits of Louis XV!

Me, later: ...what have I done.

[humanoidpigeon]

they need to invent toothpaste that just fucking kills you at this point, fully blasts off everything above the lower jaw. It'd be better than mint.