#why do i do this

[peachesofteal]

Light On

Simon Riley masterlist

Anthology complete - 2/2/24

Simon has a new neighbor. His new neighbor has a baby.

Simon Riley/female reader Single mom, neighbors fic. Fics are listed in chronological order

Simon discovers something unexpected Simon realizes where you live Simon gives you a hand Simon comes over for dinner Simon eavesdrops Simon spends time in the garden Johnny learns his LT's secret Simon helps you out last minute Simon gets a phone call Simon accompanies you to the park Simon steps in Simon answers the phone in the middle of the night Simon learns something about you You miss your neighbor Simon's choice has consequences Simon tries to make amends Simon has you over for dinner 🎄Simon helps you and Emmaline pick out a tree Simon shares his space Simon shares his bed Simon takes you on a proper date Simon thinks he could die here You tell Simon about your grief 🎄Simon takes his family to a holiday party 🎄Simon has himself a merry little christmas Simon discovers one of your fears Simon comes home from work Simon takes his girls to the aquarium

[dandey-lion]

DP headcannon where instead of Danny knowing all dead languages he gains a teeny tiny amount of the language of somebody who’s died. Like if a Latin person died guess what Danny knows a few Latin words now. And this stuff stacks so if a (very terrible) event happens he could potentially learn entire languages with slang, accent, sayings- the whole package.

Anyways he’s trying to explain to Superman that he’s not kryptonion.

[muffymayhem]

im not finishing this

[humanoidpigeon]

Does anyone have the bug boss image? i desperately need it and can't find it

[dollpulaa]

New Jersey guy

I’m so tired

@escapedaudios

[smytherines]

someone please take these apps away from me

(I have to assume someone already did this better, but that doesn't stop me from doing it worse)

[moonfruito]

why the fuck would past me say this. i haven't watched any of the past fifteen episodes yet but. what the fuck was my problem. now i'm even more scared to.

[image id: a screenshot of a notes app page written on 23rd november 2022, titled 'g'. the text reads "i don't think gillion expects to live to grow old. i think he's waiting to die in battle. i think he's still preparing himself to be a martyr." /end id]

[coquexari]

Are there any animals that the greek gods havent touched yet or am I allowed to steal one from another god just of a different type of said animal....

[edwardallenpoe]

"so, do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way-" "-I know it's fine." "So you have one?" "No." "Okay. *Licks lips*."

grits teeth grits teeth grits teeth grits teeth gri-

[itsnicsalad]

this video is gonna kill me

[fennecfiree]

why do i draw fat post covid kyle instead of going outside, touching grass, spending time with my family

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Swapped Personalities AU 🤡 prt3

Getting lunch 🍜🍛🍲

photo close up:

[papersnatch]

i don't know why medic has weed brownies (are they called edibles?), and i don't know why spy's first instinct was to inhale them whole, but here we are

[humanoidpigeon]

they need to invent toothpaste that just fucking kills you at this point, fully blasts off everything above the lower jaw. It'd be better than mint.

[veradune]

Getting up at 3am to climb a mountain tomorrow fuck yeaaahhhhhh.

[ineffableigh]

Me: Oh it'd be so cool to do a classical portrait of Aziraphale in the style of royal portraits of Louis XV!

Me, later: ...what have I done.