#why didn't you come to him? 😡

[mrsfitzgerald]

22.07.23. - mhb - video: @kimifillovny

[allforricciardioxx]

birthday boy - daniel ricciardio x younger!verstappen!reader smau

in honor of danny ric's birthday

summary: with daniel's 36th birthday coming up fans reflect on y/n's birthday posts for daniel. from older brother's teammate to girlfriend.

face claim: heidi berger and other girls from pinterest

tw: 10 year age-gap, suggestive language

june 29, 2025

2016 - age 17

y/nverstappen

liked by maxverstappen and others

happy birthday danielricciardio ! please consider letting my brother get podium more often 🙏🤗

maxverstappen that's not how f1 racing works !!

⤷ y/nverstappen why not i asked nicely 😾!

⤷ maxverstappen also why did daniel get a birthday post and not me😾😾😡 !

⤷ y/nverstappen because it hasn't been your birthday yet dumb dumb and also daniel doesn't complain about the other drivers on the paddock !!!

⤷ maxverstappen you ask me how i'm finding the paddock of course i'm going to complain !!!

danielricciardio thank you y/n😁 i'm going to ignore the other half of the caption !!

liked by creator ♥

2017 - age 18

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, maxverstappen and others

happy birthday daniel 🎊

maxverstappen wow where's the emotion ?? also you did me dirty with that picture 🥲

⤷ y/nverstappen shut up !!

⤷ maxverstappen okay, what did i do wrong??

⤷ y/nverstappen exist.

⤷ maxverstappen i'm telling mom :( !!!

⤷ y/nverstappen haha you know i'm her favorite 🤪

⤷ maxverstappen fine i'll tell dad !!!

⤷ y/nverstappen no don't tell jos !!!! 🙏🙏🙏

y/nverstappen max this is my public apology. i'm sorry !! please don't tell jos 🙏🙏

y/nverstappen max i BEG don't tell jos !!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

y/nverstappen maxy i love you so much big brother!! please do NOT tell jos 🙏🙏

⤷ maxverstappen hahaha wasn't that hard to apologise now was it

⤷ y/nverstappen never put me through that mental turmoil ever again

danielricciardio thank you 😁 also you didn't ask me to help with a max podium this year 🤔😝??

⤷ y/nverstappen after the mental trauma he put me through i hope he never gets a podium again !! 🎊😁🙏

liked by danielricciardo ♥

2018 - age 19

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, maxverstappen and others

happy birthday mr. monaco 🎊🤗 (sorry charles 🥲, you are obviously mr monaco, but it felt fitting)

charlesleclerc it is quite alright y/n i understood (i'm always mr. monaco 😎)

⤷ y/nverstappen i was blushing up until you used that emoji.

⤷ charlesleclerc 😔 next time i won't use that emoji !

⤷ y/nverstappen 🤭 next time?

⤷ maxverstappen there won't be a next time 😡😾

⤷ y/nverstappen ughhhhh max!!! stop ruining my chances of getting a boyfriend 😔🥲😡

liked by charlesleclerc ♥

danielricciardio thanks little verstappen 🤗

⤷ y/nverstappen please never do a shoey infront of me ever again!!! that is more disgusting then max's eating habits 🤢🤢🤧

⤷ maxverstappen stop spreading lies about me !!!! 😭😭

⤷ y/nverstappen no x ❤️

2019 - age 20

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, landonorris and others

happy birthday traitor ! i hope you are thriving at renault 😤, whilst i have helmut talking to me everytime i visit the paddock 🥲😔, because max is too much of a little bitch to tell helmut i don't like him 😾😾

danielricciardio hahaha you're welcome to visit me at the renault garage whenever you're in the paddock

⤷ landonorris no visit me !! 🙋‍♂️

⤷ charlesleclerc no she'd much rather visit me at the FERRARI garage !!!! right, y/n?

⤷ maxverstappen no!! she's staying in the red bull hospitality to support her older brother 😑

⤷ y/nverstappen ladies, ladies there's enough of me to go around (who has the best hot chocolate??)

⤷ landonorris mclaren does !!!! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🤗🤗

⤷ y/nverstappen looks like i'm going to the mclaren hospitality next race then 😁

⤷ charlesleclerc thanks lando 😑

⤷ maxverstappen watch your back, mate 😑

user3 this picture isn't on the renault instagram where did you get this from?

⤷ y/nverstappen i took this picture 😁

⤷ maxverstappen have you secretly been visting the renault garage ???

⤷ y/nverstappen pffft, no ???

⤷ maxverstappen 🤔

⤷ y/nverstappen fine i have!!! you know i hate helmut so i sneak over to renault to gossip with daniel and nico xx

liked by hulkhulkenberg ♥

2020 - age 21

y/nverstappen

liked by landonorris, maxverstappen and others

happy quarantine birthday daniel !! (before people ask no i did not take this photo, max did. 😁)

danielricciardio thanks for humbling me, yet again 😔😞

⤷ y/nverstappen someone has to x 😁

maxverstappen why would anyone assume you took this picture ??

⤷ y/nverstappen because people are weird and assume the worst about me and women in general !!

⤷ y/nverstappen *cough* like jos *cough*

liked by maxverstappen ♥

landonorris wish you were taking pictures of me 🤗😁

⤷ maxverstappen 😡

liked by charlesleclerc and danielricciardio ♥

2021 - age 22

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, landonorris and others

happy birthday danny 🥳 lando please stop bugging me to post you on my socials

landonorris only if you let me take you out on a date 😁🙏

⤷ y/nverstappen sorry but no! you're like what 12 ??

⤷ landonorris i'm literally a month older then you !! what the hell?

⤷ y/nverstappen oh.

⤷ y/nverstappen sorry but it's still a no! i like older guys !! 😁

⤷ charlesleclerc like me ?? 😏😏

⤷ y/nverstappen no, sorry ! older then you

⤷ charlesleclerc 😧

⤷ landonorris what the?😧

⤷ y/nverstappen i literally have daddy issues why are you shocked ??

liked by maxverstappen ♥

danielricciardio thank you ❤️ although i was hoping for a gift this year 😞

⤷ y/nverstappen i am the gift that keeps on giving 💅✨

⤷ maxverstappen 🤔

⤷ landonorris 🤔

⤷ charlesleclerc 🤔

⤷ alex_albon 🤔

⤷ georgerussell63 🤔

⤷ pierregasly 🤔

⤷ y/nverstappen boo you whores 😾😑

2022 - age 23

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, maxverstappen1 and others

happy birthday to the only other person i know who will willingly bully max and lando with me 🥳🩶

maxverstappen ok rude

⤷ landonorris don't even think about coming to the mclaren hospitality for hot chocolates 😑

⤷ y/nverstappen it's ok lando, i have my own pass for mclaren now 😁

danielricciardio thank you 🩶

liked by creator ♥

⤷ maxverstappen1 😕

⤷ landonorris 😕

user1 sentimental y/n unlocked 🔓

user4 why is no one talking abou daniel commenting a heart ??

user5 forget maxiel being together i want y/n and daniel to date 🤗

2023 - age 24

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, maxverstappen1 and others

the last few months have been an emotional wreck but i've never been happier then with you by my side. happy birthday my love 🩶😚

maxverstappen1 happy birthday brother 🩶

⤷ y/nverstappen nuh uh, grey heart emoji's are mine and daniel's thing, find a different color heart!

⤷ maxverstappen1 first you steal my lover and now you embarass me infront of him 😞😔

⤷ y/nverstappen maxy i don't need to embarass you infront of daniel, you do that yourself!! 😜

danielricciardio love you so much 🩶

⤷ y/nverstappen 😚 love you more 🩶

user3 hey, so this is crazy !! 👀

⤷ landonorris facts!

2024 - age 25

y/nverstappen

liked by danielricciardio, maxverstappen and others

🎶baby you are the love of my life🎶 happy birthday mijn liefje 🩶 you are like a fine wine you get better with age !!

maxverstappen1 wow i actually appeared in a birthday post where i don't look bad 😁

danielricciardio i love you forever 🩶

⤷ y/nverstappen you wouldn't be able to get rid of me 💋

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p.2 maybe ??? 🤔

happy birthday danny ric 🩷

also sorry for spelling mistakes i'm sleep deprived

edit: all spelling mistakes are corrected

thank you all so much for the love and support

[hanniebaeee]

Clueless: Just friends?

Lee Know x fem!reader

Warnings: language, suggestive content MDNI

Genre: friends with benefits to lovers, fluff

Summary: You and Minho used to be friends with benefits. Until you caught feelings, and you both called it off. But Minho obviously misses you and is miserable even though he doesn't want to admit it. And his brothers have had enough of his moping.

Clueless Masterlist

The arrangement with Minho had been perfect - or at least it had started that way. Opposite apartments on the same floor of your nice apartment building. You’d text each other, and within minutes, someone was at the other’s door. No strings, no drama. Just a lot of heat that left you breathless and a little sore the next day.

Until, of course, you did the one thing you promised yourself you wouldn’t do - you caught feelings.

And naturally, Minho, emotionally stunted and a menace to society, panicked. He started pulling away, making excuses every time you asked if he wanted to come over. The warmth in his teasing dimmed into something guarded.

And it hurt. A lot. His rejection wasn't something you had expected, because no matter what anyone said, he was so soft and sweet to you. But he obviously didn't want a relationship, and you both decided to stop seeing each other.

You missed him. Not just his touch, but everything else too. The way he always brought food over (making excuses about how he had extra), held you tight when you had a hard day and how his cats lived with you more than they did with him. Oh you missed the cats. They were literally your kids - and this dirty divorce had given him full custody of them.

And Minho? He was a mess. Not that he’d admit it.

And Jisung had had about enough of his best friend and his brooding.

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Jisung: OKAY EVERYONE STOP.

Chan: What's up?

Hyunjin: What did you do?

Jisung: NOTHING. THIS IS ABOUT MINHO.

Seungmin: What did he do?

Jisung: He’s been moping for WEEKS. And I'm sick of it.

Changbin: You sure? That’s just his face.

Jisung: LISTEN. IT’S ABOUT Y/N.

Hyunjin: Ohhhhhh.

Felix: I KNEW IT.

Minho: What the hell is going on?

Jisung: OH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP. Jisung: YOU, SIR, ARE A DRAMA QUEEN.

---

Minho sighed. This was the last thing he needed right now.

---

Minho: I’m not moping.

Felix: Sure. And I’m not Australian.

Hyunjin: Yeah, totally not glaring at your phone at all.

Minho: It’s not about her.

Jeongin: Are you sure you didn't accidentally click her name in your contacts 12 times yesterday?

Chan: What's going on, Min?

Minho: I don't even know what you guys are going on about!

Minho: We were friends. With benefits. Not lovers. She was nice in bed. That’s it.

---

There was complete silence in the chat for a minute before it exploded.

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Chan: No, Minho. No. No. No.

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, what the actual fuck?

Hyunjin: Bro, you did not just say that.

Jisung: YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSER.

Changbin: 😡

Jeongin: Hyung, she's an angel, how could you?

Felix: We’re literally trying to save you from yourself.

Minho: Well don't.

---

Minho hated himself. He absolutely hated himself. But he couldn't dwell on the self hate because Jisung just sent a video of Minho pacing his living room like a caged animal, while ranting about you being gone.

---

Hyunjin: Wow. Ok.

Minho: 🙄

Minho: Stop. Just stop.

Chan: Look, you’re obviously miserable. Why not just talk to her?

Seungmin: Yeah, genius. It’s not like she doesn’t live 20 feet away.

Minho: What if she doesn’t feel the same?

Jeongin: I'm sorry, but you’re an idiot.

Hyunjin: Dude. She liked you enough to start this whole thing. You just have to get over your dumb commitment issues.

Changbin: Honestly, just confess. Worst-case scenario, you cry into Dori.

Minho: I hate you all.

Jisung: Hate is a strong word for someone who’s about to sob into his cat.

Minho: Fine. I’ll talk to her.

---

Minho sat on his couch, heart pounding as he stared at your number on his phone. He’d been backed into a corner by his idiot friends, and now there was no escape.

And knowing you, he had a feeling that this was going to be the single most difficult task ever.

With a frustrated groan, he stood and grabbed his hoodie. He was going to do this. Because he loved you so much, and he was miserable without you.

Across the hall, in your apartment, you were getting some work done, sipping on coffee. You heard the doorbell, and when you opened the door, you saw Minho - disheveled, nervous, and yet, as handsome as ever. And your traitorous heart did that stupid thing it always did around him.

“Hey,” he said softly, eyes meeting yours. “Can we talk?”

Minho hadn’t been this nervous in a long time. He stood at your doorstep, heart racing, and palms sweaty, his usual confidence nowhere to be seen.

And he confessed. Nothing dramatics. Just a straightforward, “I love you.”

You'd stared at him as if trying to figure out if he was high. Or had hit his head somewhere. Or if he was simply horny.

But no. Then came his little speech. I know I don't deserve you. I was an asshole (of course he was). I was afraid (as if you weren't). And more than anything - I hurt you. And I hate myself for it. Ok now that you could work with.

But as hard as you tried, sometimes you just couldn't contain that bratty side of you (one that he apparently loved).

You crossed your arms, glaring at him like he’d just run over your dog.

“You can’t just waltz over here, say ‘I love you,’ and expect me to fall into your arms,” you snapped, looking infuriatingly hot with your brows furrowed and your lips pursed in defiance. “You rejected me, Minho. Do you know much that hurt me?”

His stomach twisted.

“I… I wasn’t ready -” he stuttered, looking terrified.

“Yeah, well, now I’m not ready,” you said, taking a step back and slamming the door in his face for dramatic effect.

You leaned against the door, fuming and freaking out all together. Your hands shook so hard as you wrapped your head around the fact that Minho just confessed to you and you slammed the door on his face.

And Minho stood in the hallway, a mix of shock, frustration, and - God help him - arousal bubbling under the surface. You were bratty when you were mad, of course. It made him want to kiss you and throttle you all at once.

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Minho: She hates me.

Hyunjin: No, she doesn't. She slammed the door on your face didn't she?

Minho: How the hell are you so accurately right?

Jeongin: It's his thing.

Felix: What happened?

Jisung: Wait. Did you confess?

Minho: YES.

Minho: AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.

Hyunjin: Obviously.

Chan: So she didn’t say no?

Jisung: LMFAO.

Jeongin: She’s mad at you? Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Minho: SHE SAID A SIMPLE “I LOVE YOU” WOULDN’T WORK ON HER. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Seungmin: It means she’s not an idiot.

Changbin: Exactly. You rejected her and took months to realize you’re in love. She deserves a little groveling.

Minho: GROVELING?

Felix: Oh, for sure.

---

He was not groveling. No way. Lee Minho didn't grovel. Hell no.

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Jisung: Yeah, buddy. You gotta pull out all the stops now. Dinner, flowers, interpretive dance. The works.

Minho: STOP.

Hyunjin: Actually, the dance idea is kinda sexy. Imagine Minho doing a hip roll to apologize.

Felix: STOP IT. I’M WHEEZING.

Minho: CAN YOU ALL BE SERIOUS FOR TWO SECONDS?!

Chan: Look, the point is, you hurt her feelings. You need to show her that you’re serious.

Minho: How?! She's a damn brat. She enjoys torturing me.

Jisung: If she’s a brat, she’s gonna want to see you sweat.

Minho: She frustrates me.

Jisung: So you're sure you're just frustrated and not turned on right now?

---

Damn Jisung.

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Jeongin: YAHHHH

Felix: You’re INTO IT???

Changbin: My man’s in love AND down bad.

Minho: Please.

Felix: Okay, focus. If groveling isn’t your style, do something you.

Hyunjin: Yeah. Seduce her with your weird cat boy energy or whatever.

Minho: You’re all useless.

Seungmin: Says the man who just admitted to being horny and clueless.

Chan: Minho, she clearly wants you to prove yourself. You’ve got to show her you’re willing to put in effort.

Hyunjin: Write her a song. Serenade her. Cry through it.

Minho: I don’t cry.

Jisung: LIES. I’ve seen you cry at those pet videos.

Minho: JISUNG YOU'RE DEAD.

Minho: What if she never forgives me?

Jeongin: She will. She’s just mad. Just play along.

Hyunjin: He’s right. Drama makes us hotter.

Minho: You're all insane 🙄

Chan: Insane but not wrong. Now, go apologize properly.

---

Minho paced his living room, his mind racing through ideas - romantic dinner? A heartfelt speech? Maybe just tossing himself at your feet and begging?

He needed a plan.

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Minho: Fine. Give me ideas to make her forgive me.

Jisung: OHOHOHOHOHO.

Felix: Oh, this is gonna be good.

Hyunjin: Okay, everyone, let’s brainstorm.

Changbin: Classic dinner and flowers. Can’t go wrong.

Jisung: No, no. She’s mad. You need to go BIG. Like, dramatic big.

Minho: Like what? Fall to my knees in the rain?

Hyunjin: YES. Bonus points if you sob.

Minho: I’m not doing that.

Seungmin: You’re all useless. Look, Minho, she’s mad because you hurt her. You need to make her feel special. Do something that shows you actually care.

Jisung: STRIPTEASE.

Chan: Jisung.

Felix: WAIT. THAT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY.

Hyunjin: Picture this. You show up at her door, music playing, and just start taking things off.

Minho: I want to win her back. Not make her think I'm horny.

Jisung: Coward.

---

Obviously he knew this would happen. He knew it.

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Chan: Okay, let’s regroup. Minho, what does she like?

Minho: Being mad at me, apparently.

Jeongin: Sounds like she has taste.

Minho: She likes reading. And baking. And…dancing.

Felix: Aha! Bake her something!

Hyunjin: And while it’s baking, do a little dance. Shirtless.

Jisung: OOOH. Combine the ideas. Show up with baked goods and then do the striptease.

Minho: Oh my God.

Seungmin: You could apologize like a normal person, you know.

Felix: Where’s the fun in that?

Jisung: No, no. We need something iconic.

Felix: Okay, serious suggestion: Show her that you actually listened to her. Her favorite food? Or something thoughtful that shows you care about what she likes.

Minho: Like…?

Hyunjin: Cook her favorite meal.

Chan: Or bring her flowers that mean something.

Jisung: Or do the striptease.

Minho: STOP WITH THE STRIPTEASE.

Felix: It’s not a bad idea, you know. Women love confidence.

Minho: I’ll do the cooking idea. But if this backfires, I'm gonna hunt each one of you down and then see what happens.

Jisung: Lies. You’ll be back to cry about it.

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Minho got to work. He spent hours perfecting your favorite meal, rehearsing his apology in front the mirror, and trying not to think about how much he wanted to kiss you. God, he just wanted to cuddle you and tell you how much his life sucked without you in it.

When he finally knocked on your door, you opened it to find him standing there, holding so many containers of food and looking uncharacteristically nervous.

“Hi,” he said, voice soft. “Can I come in?”

You crossed your arms, and sighed.

"Minho, I really don't have the time-"

"I made your favorite," he said, holding up the containers. "And I will grovel if that's what it takes."

You did love it when he cooked for you.

“This better be good.”

Minho stood in your living room, wringing his hands as you sat on the couch, glaring at him. He set the food on the coffee table and looked at you, his sharp tongue failing him for once.

“I was afraid,” he finally said, voice low.

“Afraid of what? Being happy?” You asked, arching an eyebrow.

Minho winced.

“Yes. No. I mean…God, I don’t know. You’re everything to me, okay? And I was scared I’d ruin it. And then I did ruin it, and now I’m standing here like an idiot, begging you to let me fix it.”

“You… you really mean that?” You asked, your voice softer now, your eyes obviously filling up with tears.

“I’ve been a mess without you. I love you and I’m sorry it took me so long to realize it, but I do. I love you, and I’ll spend as long as it takes proving it to you.” he whispered, and you sighed, standing up and stepping closer to him.

“You’re such a dumbass, you know that?”

“Yeah, I've been told.”

And then he cupped your cheeks with his hands and kissed you. Rough and messy, the tension melting away as your arms wrapped around his waist, pulling him closer.

“You better not mess this up.” you muttered against his lips.

“Not a chance.”

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Minho: We’re trying the relationship thing.

Felix: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

Hyunjin: FINALLY.

Jisung: Thank you 🙏

Changbin: Congrats, lover boy.

Chan: Proud of you, Minho.

Felix: Did she like the food?

Minho: Um, it kinda went cold. She’s heating it up now.

Hyunjin: LMAO.

Jisung: What about the striptease? Did you do it?

Minho: 🙄🙄🙄

Jisung: ANSWER THE QUESTION, COWARD.

Minho: We did strip. So… hehe.

Felix: SIR.

Hyunjin: NOT THE “HEHE.”

Jisung: I CAN’T BREATHE.

Changbin: YOU DOG.

Chan: Minho, for the love of God.

Minho: You asked.

Jisung: My dude really said, “She forgave me, and then we got NAKED.” ICONIC.

Jeongin: Please. I just came here to see if Minho hyung was still single, and now I want to bleach my brain.

Chan: Can we not, for once, be so feral?

Hyunjin: You’re in the wrong chat for that, Christopher.

Jisung: Anyway, so… did you, like, destroy the house or… ?

Minho: I will never speak to any of you again.

Jisung: YOU CAN’T JUST DROP “WE STRIPPED” AND THEN LEAVE.

Felix: It’s called a cliffhanger, Ji. Let the man be mysterious.

Hyunjin: Yeah, mysterious about how whipped he is.

Felix: Totally

Divider: @saradika-graphics

Tags: @moonchild9350 @velvetmoonlght @eastjonowhere @pixie-felix @sailor--sun @chancloud8 @captainchrisstan @hansmic @emilyywhyy @hanadulsetaad

[silversurfersx]

skater girl | max verstappen

max verstappen × driver!reader [smau]

summary: some drivers take scooters around the paddock, some walk and some just ride a skateboard, steal dogs and just won't take max verstappen skating

faceclaim: just some girls I found on pinterest :))

liked by lewishamilton, roscoelovescoco, maxverstappen1 and others

yourusername: found a dog, took him home and showed him how to skate (his dad wanted to supervise 🥴) ☺️🥰🐶

tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton

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roscoelovescoco: I had's a lots of fun's! 😍

yourusername: I did too, maybe next time we could have a playdate without ur dad 🤔 roscoelovescoco: dad says no 😥

maxverstappen1: why do you take him skating but you always tell me no 😓

yourusername: cause if you fall off, redbull will have my head😅 maxverstappen1: who says I'll fall off? yourusername: me maxverstappen1: that's mean 😥 yourusername: it's true tho 🥺

user1: that is the cutest 😍

user2: I wanna go on their skate date too :((

lewishamilton: 🐶🛹 {like by yourusername}

user3: cuties ❤

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liked by carlossainz55, mickschumacher and others

yourusername: did some good racing, got some good points and found some cuties on magazines at the shop 🥰

(also I think mick is trying to murder me, pls send help 😦😕)

tagged: mickschumacher, carlossainz55, maxverstappen

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mickschumacher: I am, you stole my lunch 🔪

yourusername: I didn't see your name on it 🤷‍♀️ mickschumacher: it was right in the lid, in CAPITAL letters 🤨 yourusername: 😮💀

carlossainz55: ay cariño 😍 {like by yourusername}

yourusername: ay chili 🥰 {liked by carlossainz55}

user4: awesome drive, girl 🔥🔥

user5: p4, LET'S GOOOO!!!!!

maxverstappen1: so you bought a magazine just because of me? 🤔

yourusername: no, it had a skateboard on the front 😚 maxverstappen1: sure, sure yourusername: 💀 maxverstappen1: btw, did I see you let mick ride your skateboard earlier today 🧐 yourusername: yes maxverstappen1: so he wants to kill you and can still ride it, but I don't 🤨 yourusername: well, I know he's harmless, but the energy drink company u drive for has proper means to 💀 me user6: damn, just let the poor guy ride for a bit {liked by maxverstappen1} yourusername: no

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yourusername posted a story

If you saw me fall, no you didn't, thanks kym for not posting that little mishap xD

maxverstappen1: can I ride now?

yourusername: no maxverstappen1: 🥺😥 maxverstappen1: then I'm not gonna let you visit sassy and jimmy 🙍‍♂️ yourusername: don't put the babies in the middle of this, max! 😡 maxverstappen1: your decision 😏🤷‍♂️

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[ynnova]

WANTEEZ EP. 9 - 10 : HEALTH SPECIAL

y/n moments from wanteez episode nine and episode ten aka the health special.

tw. endoscopy, mentions of fasting, mention of blood and needles (for health purposes)

[ pre - anesthesia ! y/n ]

poor y/n 😔 you were so nervous during this episode

but you did well hiding it for the most part

your body language quickly betrays you though

the second the members start talking about it – you become stiff

yunho, who was sitting next to you, immediately notices

yunho : are you nervous?

y/n : no! 😳

yunho : *chuckles* want to hold my hand?

y/n : only if it'll help calm you 🫵 down, sure 😤

wooyoung and mingi notice your nerves too and are quick to start teasing you

wooyoung : yah! yah! yah! are you scared~~

y/n : no!

mingi : haha! you are scared!

y/n : and you aren't?? because i wouldn't be talking 😒

sulking mingi

hongjoong breaks you three up as seonghwa comforts you

seonghwa : its okay, you'll be in and out before you know it

y/n : *grumbles* if you say so...

you def clown mingi for when he ate a gummy

telling him he's in trouble with the doctor when he goes back to talk to him

you really only clowned him because you were jealous he got to eat a gummy and you didn't

the staff gently telling you 'no' reminding you that you were suppose to be fasting

y/n : but afterwards?

they nodded and you seemingly forgot all about it until later

very polite with the hospital staff – called you sweet and cute several times

both to your face and to the other members

you were literally like a cat this whole episode – laying your head on any member that sat down and still long enough

at one point, you, wooyoung, and yunho were pilled on each other. you leaning on wooyoung and yunho running his hand up both yours and wooyoung's legs.

you and yeosang would do stretches together – you fussing at yeosang when he doesn't do it right

[ post - anesthesia ! y/n ]

enter cuddly!y/n after you wake up after your endoscopy

san would go see you when you woke up before he did his and would tease you for how out of it you were

words slurring and drool on your chin as you spoke

y/n : i'm cold...

san : oh, poor baby, you'll get warm soon

would reach out and hold his hand up until the last second for when they called his name

san : i have to go, i'll see you later

y/n : noooooo 😣

yunho coming in and laughing softly at you and your pout

yunho : why are you pouting?

y/n : sannie left me... 🥺

yunho : i'm here for you

y/n : you are not my sannie 🤨

when you went back out into the waiting room – the remaining members were there

you immediately went over to seonghwa and collapsed on top on him, arms wrapping around him as you cuddled up to him

the others would laugh at how seonghwa quickly became your pillow

seonghwa : what's wrong, y/nnie?

y/n : i'm cold, please hold me

you would literally become deadweight for him as he held you

editors would do a timelapse to show how long you had been there

hongjoong attempted to get you to go lay down but you glared at him

y/n : you made me like this, evil oppa 😡

hongjoong simply deadpanned at you before him and yunho got you off seonghwa to go lay down in a proper bed

[ cut content ]

unfortunately, some of the things you said had to get cut from the final version of the episode

a lot of it revealing too much about your relationship

you telling you love seonghwa and that he "takes care of me like no one else~"

poor guy was so flustered when that left your mouth

you also told san he had such strong and nice hands

you finally agreed to go lay down, but not without having hongjoong kiss you

y/n : kiss 😙

hongjoong : thought i was an "evil oppa" really want a kiss from me

y/n : evil kiss ���

he did kiss you but it was out of sight of any cameras, but your conversation still had to be cut

you even made him tuck you in

[thessaralka]

Solas romance is basically:

Inquisitor: hey Solas:. …. Inky: I gotchu boo bear ❤️ Solas: choking th-thank you? Inky:… ;) you're not like other girls Solas: I - no I’m not. Thank u for noticing. Inky: ;;;) Solas: ur hot and I’m into u and I might plausibly want to test that theory Inky: choking Inky: so u have feelings for me? Solas: n-noo Inky: tests that theory Solas: fade tongue

Solas: moaning oh hehe this is a dream btw ~ Inky: wow. Hot. sooo. Wanna? Solas: there are....considerations. like mythal's geas over me which is heavily implied in the subcontext throughout my entire narrative arc. Inky:……. U don’t have to do this alone. I felt your tongue in my mouth. I said I gotchu.

Inky: I SAIDDDD I gotchu. Solas: choking vhenan ar lath ma I haven’t and will never forget that kiss smooching noises Inky: damn alright mf Solas: vhenan ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Solas: wow I love sex and parties reminds me of the good ol days let's dance babe Inky: ??? Solas: in the fade ofc. I don't party. Inky: o-okay Solas: mythal's temple…. It's all coming back…. Memories of my pa- the fade. you really cannot rely on friends at all. untrustworthy mfs Inky: ??? damn you're being negative as hell right now you tryina fuc Solas: no. Actually, Yes. Come with me vhenan. Solas: I have so much to tell you. Choking the truth. Your face. The Dalish are but simple fools - Inky: what the fuck Solas: kissing and grabbing ass, choking back tears we cannot. Your duty - I am but a distraction crying Vhenan: … I said whatever you're going thru you don't have to go thru alone. I meant that. Wyd? I love you. Don't leave me. Let's be worms together. Solas: choking and crying I'm such a piece of shit vhenan I can't Vhenan: 😭😭😭😭???????? Vhenan: 😡😡😡😡!!!!!!!!!!!

Solas: heartbroken and wracked with so much guilt on main Cole: all you have to do is tell her. she thinks it's her fault why don't you just tell her? Solas: I'm a piece of shit Cole please stop trying to help me I'm unlovable Vhenan: 💔💔💔???? Solas: harden your heart and use that pain against C-Corypheus. Solas: wh-what we had was real vhenan 😭😭💔💔😭 Solas: leaves Vhenan: 🚬😭 what the fuck even was that

Vhenan: Cullen wyd Vhenan: nevermind. Ew

Vhenan 2 years later: *putting on a clown nose* wdym Solas is an agent of Fen'Harel. Of course. He has been helping us all along ☝🏻😍 Everyone except Cole: you stupid bitch Cole: you see him ❤️ Vhenan: Solas idgaf that you're the dread wolf you should have trusted me. Solas: ….. I'm such a bastard. Solas: I'm going to tear down the veil and kill you and everyone you love. Vhenan: *in full clown makeup* let me help you Solas. You don't have to do his alone. I am literally just as crazy as you. Solas: choking I walk the din'anshiral vhenan I can't let you love me when I'm like this. Vhenan: you stupid mf. I will save you from yourself. Solas: choking and crying my love~ kissing sounds Solas: sobbing I will never forget you…. But you should forget me… I'm such a loser and horrible person. Bye Vhenan: this stupid mf. I will find his ass and make him see.

Solas for 8 years: writing vhenan unsent letters and reading smut and painting murals about it all emo Vhenan: wearing clown makeup this stupid mf. I love him still. Rook: damn okay. Vhenan: *putting on clown shoes* can we save him from himself at this point in time maybe? Morrigan: thinking with your pussy Inquisitor? Vhenan: I have literally never stopped thinking with my pussy from the moment I saw him

Vhenan: Solas, stop. Solas: choking vhenan what are you doing here? I am a peice of shit. Vhenan: Idgaf. You're my peice of shit. Solas: I cannot stop. I am under a geas by Mythal and the writers didn't want to extrapolate on that further even though it is the only thing that makes my character motivations make sense 💔 Mythal: I release you from my service btw. Solas: wow suddenly I am free to make descisions that align with my morals and values. Crazy. Rook: wack. I wanted to punch you. Solas: I will go and seek atonement. Vhenan: not alone you aren't. Solas: crying where I am going is terrible vhenan. Vhenan: I SAID I GOTCHU. WE GOING TO THE BLIGHTED ASS BLACK CITY TOGETHER TO BE WORMS ETERNAL. AND IT WILL BE FINE BECAUSE I SAID SO. Kissing noises Solas: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thanks for bringing my woman back to me Rook, serving your only narrative purpose ❤️. Rook: whatever. Vhenan: ;)))) ❤️

[reorientingtothexdaylight]

That affair that Katie accused him of. It was true. It started before you got married. It carried on after. You weren't going mad. Because it was with me! 🧔🏻‍♂️ He's the one that's lying 🫱🏻 just look at him 🫱🏻 I can tell you where we met, when we met. I can even tell you 🫵🏻 where ya were! Just think about it Chrissie, think about it. 👉🏻😠👈🏻 Why would he 👉🏻 want to stay here for a week 👉🏻 while you lot went to the coast? Because he wanted to be here with me! 👉🏻🧔🏻‍♂️ Didn't ya?! I spent the full week here. In your 🫵🏻 bed. And you know that surprise that he had for you at the hotel, The Oakwood, yeah? I was there too. Me and him, saw you and Katie coming so I had to scarper 🤏🏻👃🏻 Why do you think he was late for your wedding Chrissie? Because he was with ME! 👉🏻🧔🏻‍♂️👈🏻 You gonna deny it or do you want me to carry on?! 🫱🏻🤏🏻👃🏻🚶🏻‍♂️‍➡️ …🚶🏻‍♂️👋🏻 Hey. 👏🏻 All that you've worked for IS GONE 😡

Aaron | Emmerdale, 23.07.2015

[juanarc-thethird]

Identity theft #1

Cinder: Okay, here's the plan: Neo will impersonate Pyrrha and enter her room to sabotage her weapons, so no one will know.

Emerald: Ok, but what would happen if her teammates show up?

Cinder: I wouldn’t worry about that. Nora and Ren are spending all day searching for the golden pancake, thanks to my amazing ingenuity.

Neo: "And what about the idiot?🤨?

Emerald: Yeah, what about Jaune? Is he busy too?

Cinder: Do you think that Dunce would question Pyrrha? Knowing him, he'd leave her alone while she "works on her weapons."

Neo: "But what if it does?🤔"

Cinder: So you deal with it, but under no circumstances should you throw away your cover, understood?!

Neo: "Yeah sure🙄"

Cinder: Good, now get to work.

Later that day.

"Pyrrha" enters Team JNPR's room, and begins searching through the closets for the real Pyrrha's weapons.

Pyrrha(Neo): (Which one is her closet?😒 I've only found bottles of maple syrup, tea herbs, and comic books. Don't tell me she doesn't have her…👀 Jackpot😎)

In the last closet, she finds Pyrrha's weapons, right at the bottom. She bends down to grab them but is surprised by a somewhat unusual touch.

Pyrrha(Neo): (Is someone touching my ass?!😡)

Jaune: Hello my love, did you hear that Nora and Ren won't be here all day?💕

Pyrrha(Neo): (Wait? They're a couple?! Wow... but I need to leave now. I'll just step aside and leave before anything else happe-AaaH~💕)

Neo feels Jaune's fingers slide inside her. His movements are slow and very stimulating.

Pyrrha(Neo): (God~, this is it, I need to get out of here before…😳!!!)

Suddenly she feels something hot and big between her ass cheeks. She looks back and sees a tremendous, well-endowed piece of meat looking at her directly.

Pyrrha(Neo): (Holy shit! Is fucking huge!😨)

Jaune: Sorry, I know you prefer it in bed, but you've made me so mad for you that I can't control myself. Is it okay if I put it inside you?

Neo can't stop looking at his member after he asked her that, and a silly idea popped into his head.

Pyrrha(Neo): (Well, Cinder did said to do whatever it takes to not blow our cover😏)

She looks at him and gives him a nod.

Meanwhile...

Cinder: Why is Neo taking so long?

Emerald: Maybe she stumbled upon something that can't get out yet?

Cinder: Maybe. Whatever it is, I hope it's a matter of life or death. Because if it isn't, she's going to get it.

Back to Neo...

Still wearing the "Pyrrha" disguise, Jaune has her on all fours, hitting her from behind with his tremendous meat stick, and choking her by the neck gently but firmly.

PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!PLAT!

Pyrrha(Neo): "💕😮‍💨💕🤤💕‼️"

Jaune: Oh god💕! You're tighter than usual! I think I'm gonna cum!

Pyrrha(Neo): (YEs!💕 Cum inside me!💕 I want to feel your delicious warm milk inside me!💕)

Jaune: Oh Fuck💕! Im close!

Pyrrha(Neo): (Do it! Make me yours!💕💕)

Jaune: Oh Pyrrha!!💕

At that moment she can't feel her insides filling with cum, so much that some of it comes out.

Pyrrha(Neo): ( FUuUCk YEeeEes!💕💕)

They both take a breath. Then Jaune pulls his cock out of her, and it all spurts out like a champagne bottle. Staining the floor with his creamy milk.

Jaune: Oh god, I didn't think I'd cum that much. Well, how about a shower and then we go work out a bit?

Pyrrha(Neo): *Nods back*

Jaune: Excellent, I'll wait for you inside.

He says and gets up to go straight to the bathroom. Neo looks at Pyrrha's weapons and thinks for a moment.

Pyrrha(Neo): (I guess this is my only chance to finish the job🫤)

She then hears the sound of the shower running.

Jaune: Pyrrha, come on. I need you to clean me very thoroughly~💕

Pyrrha(Neo): (Well, I can't say I didn't try☺️)

She gets up and heads towards the shower.

But in the midst of all this, she never realized that a person was watching them from the shadows, one very happy to see such an event.

??????: *Giggles* Interesting

To be continued…

[larluce]

Arthur and Merlin travel back in time without knowing the other is from the future too AU (SERIES 2)

FIRST PART (SERIES 1) >> PREVIOUS PART >> NEXT PART

In Gaius' Tower. Gaius is tending to Gwaine, while Merlin patches up Arthur. Percival and Lancelot sit nearby, keeping an eye on Gwaine and Arthur in case they’re needed.

Arthur: (winces in pain)

Merlin: (still annoyed but concerned) Are you hurt anywhere else?

Gwaine: (chuckles weakly)

Arthur: (blushes and glares at Gwaine) No.

Gwaine: (voice hoarse but amused) Come on, princess. Just tell him where else you’re hurt.

Arthur: Nowhere.

Gaius: Is it your leg, Sire? Or perhaps your foot? You were limping earlier.

Merlin: No, I checked. His legs and feet are fine.

Arthur: I’m fine.

Merlin: Arthur, this is serious. We can't afford to miss any injuries. Where else are you hurt?

Arthur: It’s not an injury.

Gwaine: (grinning) Yeah, I might’ve left him… incapacitated to father children.

Arthur: Shut up! 😠

Merlin: (horrified) Wait… you hit him there?! 😨 (glances at Arthur’s crotch, scandalized) That’s low, even for you. Why would you do that? 😠

Gwaine: I was on the ground, and he was coming at me. It was self-defense!

Arthur: I wasn't going to beat you; I was trying to help you up! 😡

Gwaine: (sarcastic) Right. Forgive me if I don't believe that from the man who nearly choked me to death! 😡 (coughs, his throat still sore from the strain)

Merlin: Enough! Gwaine, Arthur wouldn't beat someone who’s already down. You shouldn’t have kicked him there.

Arthur: (smirking at Gwaine) Ha!

Merlin: (turning to Arthur) And YOU shouldn't have lost your temper like that! 😠 I get it was a low blow, but you could've killed him!

Arthur: (thinking) That was the idea. (says) You're right. It got out of hand.

Gwaine: (rubbing his neck) A bit too much I would say. 😑

Merlin: Why were you two even fighting? Gwaine, you promised me you wouldn't fight him!

Gwaine: I didn't want to! I was minding my own business, and he came at me like a rabid dog and went all “Fight me, fight me!” and then he threw the first punch. What was I supposed to do? Not hit back?

Merlin: (turning to Arthur) You started it? Why?

Before Arthur can answer, a guard enters.

Guard: The king requests the presence of the prince and… (glances at Gwaine) this gentleman immediately.

Arthur and Gwaine: (exchange uneasy looks)

Merlin: (sarcastic) What a surprise! The king wants to see you. I wonder why? (sighs, turning to Arthur) So much for staying on Uther's good side.

Arthur: (guilty) Merlin—

Merlin: No. Go face the consequences of your actions. We’ll talk later. (leaves)

Gwaine: (smirking) Looks like someone's not getting lucky tonight. 😏

Arthur: Shut up.

Gwaine: I mean, it’s not like you could anyway, after—

Arthur: I said shut up! 😡

Arthur and Gwaine: (stand and follow the guard out)

Lancelot: (watching Arthur leave, concerned, then approaches Gaius, speaking quietly) Gaius, can I ask you something?

Gaius: Of course.

Lancelot: The marks on Gwaine's neck… Do they look like they were made by someone who didn’t intend to kill?

Gaius: (frowning) What are you implying?

Lancelot: (shaking his head) Nothing. I should get back to the stables. (leaves)

Percival: (who overheard the conversation, hesitates for a moment before following Lancelot out)

In the halls. Percival catches up to Lancelot as he walks, falling into step beside him.

Percival: Hey! (walks beside Lancelot) What you asked back there… Do you think the prince really wanted to kill him?

Lancelot: (pauses, considering his words) I wasn't born here, but I consider Arthur my prince, not because of his title, but because he's earned my respect. He's training me to be a knight, even though I'm a peasant. He wants to give others like me the same chance. He's even planning to protect vulnerable communities once he's king. So no, I don't believe he's a bad person. But…

Percival: But?

Lancelot: When I first came to Camelot, Arthur had me arrested because he found me holding Merlin.

Percival: (raising an eyebrow) Was it… a friendly hug, or…?

Lancelot: It wasn't a hug at all. Merlin had fainted from a paralyzing poison, and I was carrying him to get help.

Percival: (shocked) You were helping him, and Arthur had you arrested?! 😨

Lancelot: (nodding) And after days in the dungeons, he had his knights use me as a practice dummy for weeks. I never showed Merlin any romantic interest, but Arthur didn’t care. All he saw was me holding Merlin, and that was enough.

Percival: But… he trusts you with Merlin now. He even lets you carry him.

Lancelot: (sighs) Yes, but that trust only came after he learned about my feelings for Gwen and I started courting her. What I'm trying to say is… When it comes to Merlin, Arthur can be…

Percival: An absolute maniac? A crazy tyrant? A beast of a man—

Lancelot: Unreasonable. And that could be dangerous for anyone he sees as a threat. And Gwaine… well, he's made his interest in Merlin pretty clear.

Percival: (defensive) He's not going to steal Merlin from Arthur!

Lancelot: (shaking his head) I don't think it matters. Arthur’s jealousy doesn't need logic.

Percival: (concerned) So what do you suggest?

Lancelot: To keep Gwaine safe from Arthur, you mean?

Percival: Yes. What do we do?

Lancelot: (pausing) There's only one thing.

Percival: What?

Lancelot: (sighs deeply) As soon as you get your reward, leave Camelot. And don’t come back. (walks away, leaving Percival standing alone in the hall)

Meanwhile, in the throne room.

Arthur and Gwaine: (talking over each other, their voices rising in a chaotic jumble of protests and justifications)

Uther: (yells) Silence!

Arthur and Gwaine: (immediately fall silent, though their glares at each other remain fierce)

Uther: (rubbing his temples, his voice dripping with disdain) I didn’t understand a word of that, but from what I’ve been told, I can only assume my son's servant is at the center of this disgrace. Am I correct?

Gwaine: I didn’t know Merlin was his lover when I met him!

Arthur: That’s a lie! You wanted to steal him from me! 😠

Gwaine: No, I wanted to save "Lady Merelyn" after you discarded her. There’s a difference! 😠

Uther: (thinking, confused) What does that lady has to do with anything?

Arthur: You flirted with HIM! 😡

Gwaine: And he rejected me. Get over it, princess!

Arthur: Stop calling me that! 😡

Uther: ENOUGH! (to Gwaine) How dare you speak to a prince of Camelot in such a manner. You forget your place, commoner.

Gwaine: (defiantly) Nobility is defined by what you do, not by who you are. And this man (points at Arthur) is anything but noble. He’s an arrogant thug! 😡

Arthur: I’ll have your tongue for that! 😡

Uther: I said ENOUGH! (stands, his voice thunderous) If you hadn’t saved my ward, I’d have you flogged and hanged for your insolence. (pauses, his glare icy) But since you did, I’ll spare your life...for now.

Gwaine: (sighs in relief)

Uther: However, you will spend the rest of the day in the stocks, and tonight, you will muck out the stables. And if I hear so much as a whisper of complaint from you, I’ll have you thrown in the dungeons. Do I make myself clear?

Gwaine: (gritting his teeth) Yes, your majesty.

Uther: You are dismissed.

Gwaine: (bows stiffly and leaves, shooting Arthur one last glare as he goes)

Arthur: (sighs) Father—

Uther: (sternly) Do not speak. Not a single word. (steps down from the throne, his presence towering and menacing) A prince, my son and heir, reduced to brawling in the streets like a common thug. Over a servant, no less. Have you no sense of shame? No sense of duty?

Arthur: (jaw tightening) It wasn’t just about Merlin. He disrespected me. He—

Uther: (slamming his hand on the arm of the throne) I said do not speak! You are The Prince of Camelot, Arthur. Not some drunken fool in a tavern. Your actions reflect on this kingdom, on me, and on the legacy you are supposed to uphold. And what do you do? You lowered yourself by fighting in the streets over a servant!

Arthur: He dared to court my lover, knowing full well we were together! I couldn’t let such insolence go unanswered.

Uther: (his voice dripping with contempt) First, having a servant—and a man—as a lover is not something you should proclaim proudly. (steps closer, his eyes blazing) Second, you are not some lovesick boy, Arthur. You are a prince. And princes do not debase themselves by chasing after commoners or brawling with peasants. If you cannot control your impulses, then you are unfit to rule. (pauses, his voice low and dangerous) Love, if that is what this is, is a weakness. And weakness has no place on the throne.

Arthur: (thinking) Says the man who nearly annihilated an entire community for his own lost love (says, feigning remorse) I acted rashly. I see that now. I’ll accept any punishment you see fit.

Uther: (narrowing his eyes) Punishment? You think punishment will fix this? You think a night in the dungeons will undo the damage you’ve done to your reputation, to this kingdom? (steps closer, his voice a whisper) No, Arthur. The only punishment you need is the knowledge that you have failed. Failed me, failed Camelot, and failed yourself. You are disgrace to the Pendragon name.

Arthur: (looks down, his jaw clenched, thinking) His words shouldn't have an effect on me. I'm not a young boy anymore... Then why do they keep getting to me?

Uther: (turning away, his voice cold) Get out of my sight. And if I hear of this kind of behavior again, I will not be so lenient.

Arthur: (bows and leaves the throne room, his fists clenched at his sides, thinking) Well, at least there was no actual punishment this time.

But Arthur should have known better. He should have known that his father saying "The only punishment you need" didn't mean "The only punishment you'll get". And he learns as soon as he enters his chambers.

In Arthur’s chambers.

Arthur: (enters, his expression a mix of guilt and determination) Merlin, I know you’re mad, but let me—(cuts himself off as he spots a strange figure in his chambers, dressed in a long, ragged tunic and a hooded cape. He immediately unsheathes his sword) State your business!

The figure turns around and pulls back the hood, revealing Merlin’s annoyed face.

Arthur: (lowering his sword, confused) Merlin? (chuckles) What are you doing dressed like that?

Merlin: (deadpan) This is my new uniform.

Arthur: (frowning) Is this part of some new pretend show, or—

Merlin: No. This is my new official uniform, decreed by the king himself.

Arthur: ...

Arthur: (bursts into laughter) What?

Merlin: (flatly) He sent these through Gaius with a letter. (pulls a parchment of his pocket) And I quote: “Due to recent events, these are your new everyday clothes. From now on, you must cover every part of your indecent and lascivious body so as not to provoke lust in other men and cause the degradation of my heir.”

Arthur: (keeps laughing) You're joking.

Merlin: (stares, unblinking)

Arthur: (his smiles fades) You are not.

Merlin: (thrusts the letter at him)

Arthur: (reads the letter, his amusement dissolving into horror)

Merlin: (crosses his arms, glaring at Arthur)

Arthur: (swallows hard) I’ll talk to him.

Merlin: No. I think you’ve done enough.

Arthur: (pleading) Merlin—

Merlin: (his voice rising) Do you know what they're saying now? That the reason you fought Gwaine is because I cheated on you with him—as revenge for you cheating on me! And now, nobles and servants alike think I’m the most infamous whore! Because, of course, the prince can bed whoever he likes, but gods forbid I do it!

Arthur: We never cheated on each other!

Merlin: (shouts, furious) That's not the point! You are the one who picked a fight in the street like a jealous brute, but I'm the one they blame! I’m the one they scorn! And I—(gestures angrily at his ragged clothes)—am the one dressed like a ragged beggar monk! 😡

Arthur: (reaches for Merlin's hand) Merlin, I never meant—

Merlin: (jerking away) Save it! I don't want your apologies! I want to understand. (his fury wavers, worry and fear creeping in) What's gotten into you? You’ve always been a prat, but never this reckless! Sometimes I think… (hesitates)

Arthur: Sometimes you think what?

Merlin: That maybe you are enchanted.

Arthur: (stunned) You think I'm enchanted?

Merlin: I don't know! You've been acting different since we got together—even before that! Think back. Did you eat or drink something out of the ordinary? Find an odd amulet? Find something strange under your pillow? Anything?

Arthur: (snorts)

Merlin: I'm serious! 😠

Arthur: I can't take you seriously when you’re being ridiculous. Why would a sorcerer enchant me to love you? Unless you're the one enchanting me.

Merlin: Maybe it's a plot to ruin Camelot!

Arthur: By making its prince fall for his manservant? (raises an eyebrow)

Merlin: Yes! To tarnish your name and.. and drive a wedge between you and your father!

Arthur: Now you're spinning fairy tales.

Merlin: Well, what do you want me to think?! You've been so unreasonable and volatile lately! Acting without the composure that normally characterizes you. You are not like that. My Arthur is better than this!

Arthur: (bitterly) Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm human. I can't be noble and composed every second. I feel things—rage, jealousy—especially when it comes to you! (steps closer, voice dropping) Maybe the reason I never lost control before is because I never cared this much. I never thought I'd love someone like this. But I do. (grabs Merlin's hands) Loving you isn't a spell. It's you. If anything, then I've been enchanted by you.

Merlin: (thinking, anger flickering and his insecurities dispersing) He did nearly kill Lancelot over Gwen in my another life. Maybe this is just who he is.

Arthur: (soft, wounded) It hurts that you still doubt my feelingS for you.

Merlin: (pulling away, furious again) Don’t turn this around! Love doesn't excuse you acting like a wild animal, attacking anyone who breathes near me!

Arthur: Gwaine didn't just breathe. He flirted with you right in front of me!

Merlin: He was joking!

Arthur: He was not!

Merlin: Well, if he was what? I ended it! He hasn’t tried since!

Arthur: That's what he wants you to believe!

Merlin: Arthur-

Arthur: (seething) That fucking bastard tried to snatch you away from me! I can't let anyone get away with that! I had to make it clear to him that you are mine!

Merlin: (yells, exploiding) He knows I'm yours! The entire kingdom knows I'm yours! Even the damn dogs know I’m yours! (tears welling up in his eyes, chokes out) What I wanted is for them to know YOU ARE MINE TOO!

Arthur:...

Merlin: (wipes his tears, calmer but hollow) But I guess that was too much to ask.

Arthur: (reaching) Merlin...

Merlin: (steps back) I'm moving to my old chambers.

Arthur: (panic flashing) What—?

Merlin: (says before Arthur can jump to conclusions) Just for two days. I'm NOT leaving you. (reassures vehemently the last words) But if I stay now, I’ll say things I’ll regret. And I... I need space.

Arthur: (internally spiraling) He’s leaving me! I'm losing him again—

Merlin: (dry) Consider it my well-deserved time off. (turns to leave)

Arthur: (lurches forward) Wait—

Merlin: (walks out)

Arthur: (stands frozen in the room, thinking) NO! (shouts) MERLIN! (and bolts after him)

Time skip. In the middle of The Main Square.

Merlin: (storms towards Gaius' tower, shoulders tense)

Arthur: (catches up to him, screaming behind) Merlin! (catches his wrist) Please, listen to me!

Merlin: (whirls around, furious) What part of "I need space" is too difficult for your royal—

Arthur: (suddenly kneels before Merlin, clinging to Merlin's hand)

Merlin: ...

A hush falls over the square.

Merlin: (horrified whisper) Arthur?

Arthur: (tears tracking down his face) I'm sorry. I'll never hurt you again. Never.

People around: (erupt in whispers)

Merlin: (bending close, hissing) What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? Get up!

Arthur: (voice breaking) You're everything to me. There is no one else. Please forgive me!

Merlin: (yanks at his arm, but Arthur's grip is iron) Making scenes like this is what got us in trouble in the first place! Stop!

Arthur: (clutches tighter) Don't leave me!

People around: (gasp as one)

Merlin: (exasperated but softening) I told you I'm not—

Arthur: (presses Merlin's hand to his chest) Feel that? I'm yours. I've only ever been yours.

The crowd's murmurs swell to a roar. Merlin looks from Arthur to the gathering people, torn between fury and reluctant affection.

Merlin knows how bad this looks. The prince of Camelot kneeling before a servant, asking his forgiveness, is outrageous enough. But doing it when said servant is his lover and supposeddly cheated on him is more than outrageous is humilliating. Arthur is just making matters worse!

And yet... Arthur is kneeling before him in the dirt, holding his hand, and he's telling everyone that he only belongs to him, just as Merlin only belongs to Arthur. Merlin's traitorous heart pounds in time with Arthur's beneath his fingers. His prince's eyes are wide and wet and terrified. Not of the scandal, but of losing him. Merlin's resolve cracks like thin ice.

Merlin: (reprimanding, but his voice wavers) You idiot. (hauls Arthur up by their joined hands, then presses their foreheads together, his own eyes glistening) My jealous, bullheaded, ridiculous clotpole of a prince.

Arthur: (pulls him closer, voice thick) Yes. Yours. Don’t leave me.

Merlin: (sweetly) I won’t. (hugs him tightly, but then whispers in his ear, quiet and fierce) But you’re agreeing to my conditions later.

Arthur: (whispers back, a ghost of a smirk) Expected nothing less.

People around: (a mix of claps, boos, hisses, fainting sounds, shrieks and obscene comments and gestures)

Merlin: (pulling back just enough to glare, though his thumb brushes Arthur’s cheek) And you're never living this down.

Arthur: (breathless, grinning like a man who's won a war) Worth it.

Somewhere in the castle, a goblet shatters. The kingdom will never forget this day.

Time skip. In the stables. Arthur stands stiffly, arms crossed, while Gwaine leans against a stall, brushing straw from his tunic with exaggerated annoyance. Merlin and Percival watch them both, arms folded, looking thoroughly unimpressed.

Arthur: (through clenched teeth) … I apologize. For punching you. (pause) And nearly choking you.

Gwaine: That's the least sincere apology I've ever heard. 😒 And I once accepted one from a bandit who shot me.

Merlin: (warning tone) Gwaine.

Gwaine: (sighs dramatically) Fine, I'll accept it. (mocks) That must've physically pained you to say.

Percival: (gives Gwaine a firm look)

Gwaine: (rolling his eyes) Right, right. (to Arthur) And I apologize for… kicking you in the balls. (grins) And flirting with Merlin. (pause, mischievous) And Lady Merelyn. (to Merlin, innocently) Do you still have that dress?

Arthur: (his knuckles whiten around his sword belt)

Percival: (cuffs Gwaine upside the head)

Gwaine: Ow! It was just a question!

Arthur: (manages to force a smile) Yes, Sir Gwaine. Merlin keeps that dress… (low, possessive) for my eyes only.

Merlin: (blushing, hisses) Arthur!

Gwaine: (brows shooting up) Did you just call me 'Sir'?

Arthur: (feigning nonchalance) Yes, I must admit you fight remarkably well for a commoner. Almost as if… (pauses meaningfully) you'd had knight's training. Almost as if you were… nobility.

Gwaine: (his smirk vanishes)

Merlin: (thinking) Wait… Arthur knows?! 😨

Gwaine: (carefully neutral) I'd hardly consider being compared to nobility a compliment. But I… appreciate the intent.

Merlin: (shaking his head slightly, thinking) Must've imagined it. (says) Alright! (claps sharply) Handshake. Now.

Arthur and Gwaine: (with identical expressions of suffering, proceed to do the most awkward handshake in Camelot's history)

Merlin: That was pathetic. But it'll do. (turns to leave) I expect civility. Gaius needs me.

Arthur: (his expression softens as Merlin passes, but then hardens into glacial warning when he turns back to Gwaine before leaving)

Gwaine: (urgent to Percival) You saw that?

Percival: Clear as day.

Gwaine: (pacing) How could he know about my father? Did he have me investigated?

Percival: (grim) This proves what Lancelot warned us. We need to leave.

Gwaine: (stops pacing abruptly, sounding almost defeated)... I can't.

Percival: (studying him) Are you still infatuated with Merlin-

Gwaine: It's not that! (pauses) Remember when we met? That… (gestures Percival and himself) pull between us?

Percival: (nodding slowly) Like we'd known each other before. But we hadn't.

Gwaine: It's the same with Merlin. Stronger even. Like a rope around my ribs, yanking me toward him. (frustrated gesture) I don't understand it, but I can't leave him. Especially not with that hotheaded brute as his lover! I don't know why, but I have this urge to be there for him, to protect him when he needs it, to...

Percival: To what?

Gwaine: (barely audible, with a grief that he doesn't feel entirely his own, but it's there) To not... fail him.

Percival: (studies Gwaine's face for a long moment before sighing deeply) We'll stay if that gives you peace. (puts a firm grip on Gwaine's shoulder) But Merlin is no damsel needing rescue. Whatever ghost of guilt has taken root in you (shakes him slightly) you must tear it out. Or it will destroy you.

FIRST PART (SERIES 1) >> PREVIOUS PART >> NEXT PART

...

Merlin in his new uniform XD:

On a more serious note, as I said before, I'm not going to sugarcoat how toxic Arthur is becoming. This Arthur—mostly due to all the PTSD he endured during those ten years with Merlin as a tree—is not only jealous but also very possessive and even manipulative. Let’s not even talk about his murderous psychokiller side occasionally showing through.

What do you think is going to happen next? Let me know in the comments ;)

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hey chat! (first years x gn! streamer reader!)

summary: random but cutesy moments with your bf and brother ortho while being on air warning: modern au! fluff just fluff and rusty writing 🙂‍↕️ characters: twst nrc first years notes: platonic/familial section for ortho (you being the shroud's sibling) !! recently read some streamer au and it made me yearn and now im dragging you guys with me 😁 + longest one i've written ...

check out the art made by our lovley marj 🤍

divider credit goes to @cafekitsune !! her dividers are rlly cute check it out 🤍

✧.* ace trappola

being a streamer with a clingy boyfriend is really interesting

you are a pretty well known streamer mainly focusing on rpg games and movie reviews

and you also have a pretty good fanbase - they are pretty chill, encouraging and welcoming to newcomers especially in chat (maybe the chat do reflect the streamer)

they are pretty used to the times where you would start your stream with ace in the camera view sitting next to you

the loading screen finally disappeared revealing you on screen waving at the camera. "heya (fandom name) and non-(fandom name), welcome to the stream!" a laugh escaped your lips as the chat start to flood greetings, some were spamming hearts, some are getting creative with their comments and only one stood out to you. (name)clips: our favorite most beautiful wonderful (name) i hope you had a good day! please beware of red haired rats nowadays! and oh hi ace, i guess "oh you are worried for me? sure thing, i will look out for red haired rats, right babe?" "not you again (name)clips, i know you love my partner but they would pick me over you at any day!"

while they always joke around with you and ace, you `can see how they adore your boyfriend as much as they adore you

creates compilation of you and ace during your streams + ace is a regular watcher of your fandom clip channel

@ (name)clips uploaded a new video: when (name) is going crazy but their boyfriend is crazier @ thebestace: @ (username) SEE I TOLD YOU THAT U MISSED THAT ONE SPOT @ (username): i am kicking you out of our minecraft house 😡 NAWT MY FAULT YOU SAID LETS NOT CHECK THAT ANYMORE?

and he sees it all and leave comments (very supportive bf real)

especially when the two of you do streams together specifically horror based games and movie review

"(NAME) WHERE ARE YOU?!" while trying to escape the monster in front of you, ace's character suddenly blurred in and bumped into you. his screams echoing through your headphones. "ace i am literally in front of your character- why are you closing your eyes?!" "I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!" "just move to the sid-" before you two could move out of the way, the monster grabbed ace's character and killed him along with his screams leaving you to run away from the scene. "i will live for the both of us!" ilikepringles: LMAO NOT THE CUT OFF SCREAM?! deuce spade 🔧: wow what a normal horror game day with these two cowabunga: never heard someone hit that note so high gloomurai 🔧: what a diva trying to salvage your gameplay (you both didn't save before the encounter), you didn't notice how the door to your room opened only for ace to lean to lean on your side while burying his head into your shoulder. and as if your body was on automatic mode, you leaned your head next to him and hummed. "i hate you." "i love you too, do you want me to finish this game?" "mmmm, we could play it another time with more people..." a dangerous glint appeared in your eyes with both of you letting out evil giggles. epel felmier 🔧: just got chills running down my spine should i be scared (name) (last name) 🔧: oh yes you should be

✧.* deuce spade

now before you even start your streaming life, deuce was the one who helped you with setting up and with the computer troubleshooting

that is why when you experience trouble during your stream, chat would typically expect him to come in your room with snacks for both of you while he fix your computer

while deuce is more on hands on, this man doesn't really understand most of the slangs your chat use that's why sometimes you include him in reading your fandom tweets

"this is a surprise video but we are going to read some of your tweets under my hashtags! and by i meant we, my boyfriend is going to join our stream today!" not even a minute in of scanning through the compilation of your fandom tweets about you, deuce looks so confused. "from @ ieattoes, not gonna lie, i would let mx. (name) (last name) to break my back like a glow stick. i'll stay on my knees for them." the man looked spaced out for a moment before looking directly at the camera with the most worried look you had ever seen. "... first of all, i don't know if i should be concerned with your username or the tweet. second, what the fuc-" "okay, next one!"

deuce is also one of your moderators! and let me tell you how he is so strict with people breaking the rules ESPECIALLY if there were mean comments about you on your chat

while he do want to uphold his running for honors persona, people disrespecting you, your viewers and friends is a different thing

randomuserjvsd: why did they just passed through that chest? its one of the most important things to do in the game? rebeccabot: aren't you that one streamer accused of hacking? fgsvklvbdhsv: LMAO SHIT GAMEPLAY WATCH (name) DRAMA CHANNEL INSTEAD it was a norm for you to receive such comments but who cares? your community knows you well and you know you did nothing wrong but to play the game. "hi to my favorite haters, thank you for viewing my stream! i don't know about you but tuning in live helps me makes money so..." through out the game, you notice how one by one those channel start disappearing in the chat, peaking your interests. "oh my, that is interesting." one and only ace 🔧: LMAO ONE TAP DEUCE STRIKES AGAIN deuce spade🔧: don't worry love, just continue your stream 😊

deuce's mom, dylla, knows about your hobby and fully supports you with it! even sending you some gifts to try on stream and promote them

pretty sure deuce and his mom are one of your biggest supporters in the fan base really - like mother like son (they are leading the fan war whenever someone drags you into a mess)

he knows he is not much of a gamer but man will go lengths for you in the game

(name) (lastname) @(username) guys 🥹 my bf went through multiple domain runs to build his characters and help me with the boss and explore the new areas in fontaine + liyue 🥹 (he suck at playing games) even in star rail so he could understand what i yap about 🥹 879 replies 11.5k retweets 1.2k quotes 90k likes @ thebestace - if my man isn't like this then i eon't want hiim @ (username) - GAY SPOTTED IN REPLIES?!?!?! @ cddiamond - HAPPY PRIDE 🌈🏳️‍🌈 @ jamilviper - congratulations @ spadecued - hey i don't suck that much at games :( @ (username) - remember how you died to a ruin hunter @ spadecued - that was when i start playing the game ??

✧.* jack howl

"... since we ended the game late and some of you don't want to leave yet, why don't we have a quick chat?" while you are having a small talk with your viewers after finishing your nth game run, your chat start to flood the stream at a fast pace ji9star: are my eyes playing me or something just passed through (name's) door? lightray: and it's 3am too... kreideprinz: how can you guys see a shadow when their hallway is so dark? "shadow?" curious, the viewers could only watch as you stood up and peeked out of your room. for a moment, you looked shocked and honestly the chat couldn't do anything anyways but what surprised them when that same shadow patted your head and urged you back inside. https.(name): A HAND?!?!?! (name)luvr: that is actually me scaratoes: stop the delusions ruggie bucchi 🔧: woah a mystery someone 🤭 "don't worry guys, it not a bad ghost. its a friendly neighborhood one! ace can prove it, right?"

being very open and active in your social media account, your viewers didn't expect you to be in a relationship!

sure as the kind of person who is hands on in academics and games, they didn't think you would still have time for a special someone!

its not like they are mad - they are happy !! but more like curious on who is the mystery guy!

"who is the mystery guy?" you stopped in your tracks to look at someone off camera and laughed, not wanting to spill the beans so early. the view count did increased once you reach out of the camera view only to show to the camera that you are holding someone's hand. cater diamond 🔧: oh you crazy 😭 "there is no fun if our mystery person got revealed so early, so why don't we start a game?"

in no time #friendlyneighborhoodghost start trending on twitter (not calling that app as X) - speculations about the mystery person

(name) (lastname) @(username) you guys are funny 😂 how are you so wrong about it? good luck guessing because he is also having fun with all your tweets 🤭 who knows he might be your mutual 1k replies 23.5k retweets 3.5k quotes 400k likes @ (name)clips - HOLY SHHIT WE GOT A CLUE ITS A GUY SPREAD THE WORD! @ (name)luvr - i am that mutual @ https.(name) - sweetie we support you but not with this one @ azulstan - no wait what if oomf is cooking something @ leonakingscholar - how are you two such trolls @ (name)bf 🔒 - whatever they say goes 🫡 @ jackloml 🔒 - ily 😘

its not helping them at all when you laugh at each speculations, because some of them were actually crazy

as if to add insult to injury, the mystery guy would come in your stream fully clothed and would randomly hug you from behind, - his face would always be out of camera's view and you made sure of that

it went on for months and finally, something happened

"... i don't think that was the best ending of the game, we could've save some playable character-" before finishing your insight on the game's ending, jack entered your room, his earphones on and probably just got home from training, not noticing how you were still on stream. "hey love, i am going to cook for our dinner, do you want anything?" at first there was silence, not noticing how you just froze in place and looking at him in shock. jack felt there was something wrong and finally removed his earphone, realizing that you were unmuted and your viewers probably heard it on live. "...oh." livelaughlove(name): THEY BAGGED THE ATHLETE?! jackstan: this is the best day of my life my two fave are together 😭 one and only ace🔧: LMFAO U STUPID ruggie bucchi 🔧: U HAD ONE JOB 😭 now i have to pay leona $20 thee leona kingscholar 🔧: hah told you i'm right "guess the secret is out now, finally!" you rolled your chair away from your chair to come your boyfriend and hug him from behind - proudly showing him on screen. "so yeah, this is our friendly neighborhood ghost! you guys may know him as the athlete but he is pretty active in the fandom too, right?" "i'm not subtle about being yours too, its not my fault no one believes me." scanning through his phone, jack showed a particular twitter account that sent the chat through more frenzy. white beast @(name)luvr told you guys i'm the real deal. love you @ (username) 259 replies 2k retweets 1.5k quotes 50k likes @ (username) - love u too 🤍 @ https.(name) - IT WAS REAL THE ENTIRE TIME? @ (username) - told you guys he was among you 😝

✧.* epel felmier

it was funny how you two first met because it was just on pure accident that you got to team up in a random 5 man team

and the two of you carried your team leading to more duo team up with each other

turns out you have a lot in common too, what a strange coincidence!

and now you live together 🥂

"how did you and epel got together? oh that's such a good question!" you twirled your gaming chair around - huge grin apparent with a mischievous glint in your eyes hayikeva: not the scary vibes all of the sudden 😭 jiminijipity: they were so waiting for this moment to come kandii783: LMAO ON THE OTHER STREAM EPEL JUST GOT SHIVERS "so funny thing! you guys already know how we met through valo and we got to know each other more through discord and collaborations with other streamers. while we only play fps and rpg games on stream, we play some game specifically for two players only!" epel felmier 🔧: ??? epel felmier 🔧: what r u talking abt epel felmier 🔧: R U BACKSTABBING ME?! bokuaka4ever: WHO CALLED HIS ASS HERE? (name)#1fan: what kind of games were you two playing? "oh hi epel, no i am not backstabbing you, it's the opposite - i am sharing how we got to know love! why don't you guys guess what kind of games we play?" teresita: roblox? randomuserh: GEOGUESSER epel felmier 🔧: get that away from me "don't mind him, we almost ruined our relationship fighting about the capital of australia." rook hunt 🔧: I KNOW THE ANSWER!! epel felmier 🔧: what are YOU doing here?! leona kingscholar 🔧: its not like it was a secret, it was obvious afterall mwishxr: WHOA THEE LEONA SPEAKS "hush you two don't spoil the surprise!" as the two streamers appeared on chat, more and more people start to appear too, mostly the familiar ones. ace trappola 🔧: real i have to agree w leona on this one ruggie bucchi 🔧: (2) deuce spade 🔧: (3) jack howl 🔧: wow this is surprising sukisuki: IJBOL DID THE WHOLE GANG TUNED IN TO EXPOSE EPEL? yuriified: this is the real power of friendship epel felmier 🔧: this is not friendship this is BULLYING "alright, i guess if he won't tell then i will - we often play sky: children of light. we play other games like minecraft or stardew valley but epel in this game is so amazing because he is guiding me throughout the game and everything." epel felmier 🔧: ihy 😡 epel felmier 🔧: i am taking tubby with me 😡 sleep outside tonight "wait. no, okay i'm ending the stream" and you really did end the stream on the spot

you apologized with tears that night (no not really)

both of your fandoms know about tubby - your adopted dog/child and he will witness his parents (mostly epel) screaming at random people in game to the point that he will bark along side your screams

but sometimes u have your off days too so there were times where you might have bad game plays -> getting trashtalked by your random teammates

as soon as you peeked at the corner, your character suddenly fell down after getting headshot by the enemy team. frustrated, you let out a groan before burring your head into the pillow next to you. "(nickname) do you wan to take a break?" "no i can still go for one game, i'm really sorry epel. after i told you we would rank up..." "it's oka-... what the fuck?" surprised at the sudden change in attitude and the sound of your boyfriend's furious typing ringing in your ears, you automatically looked at the team chat realizing why he suddenly became mad. randomnamehere: wtf if you are going to troll can you not do it here? randomnamehere: so much so for being a (username) fake randomnamehere2: that is so embarrassing get your ass off rank noob (username): have u seen your stats, been covering for your skill issue the whole game "if i wasn't a streamer, i would've talked back about his ass gaming very much." applelppa: why don't you get your ass off that pc and touch grass and have a touch with nature bc YOU TWO ARE THE ONES WITH THE MOST DEATHS?! **applelppa has been muted for 24 hours** "love, you got muted again..." "COWARDS I TELL YOU! YOUR MOM WILL NEVER BE PROUD OF YOU!" "epel-" "WHY DON'T YOU *BEEP* Y-" "BRO, WAIT CALM DOWN! I AM ON LIVE!"

✧.* ortho shroud

this little guy is a regular at your stream no doubt it!

it would be more surprising not to see ortho in one of your streams rather than being in it

ortho would entertain your viewers while you go try to tell idia to tone his screaming down (real)

"okay so do you think i should change furina's artifact or not?" leaning over your shoulder, your brother took a closer look humming, analyzing everything then shaking his head. "no, your build is actually perfect, i think you should focus more on-" "AHHHH I HATE THIS GAME!" a loud scream followed by a loud thud from the room above you cause a thousand of laughing emoji to roll in the chat. jiminijipity: lolololololo mamasita: the eldest sibling is back at it again lolololol ace trappola 🔧: did idia just died or something jamil viper 🔧: as someone who plays league, he is pretty relatable... "... not this again, ortho keep them entertained for me will you?" with annod, you left the room running and ortho casually twirling around his chair, waving excitedly at the camera. "hello everyone! how are you all doing?" orthofanreal: HI ORTHO petuniaaaa: hello ortho how are YOU doing? skibidirdir: its a miracle your neighbors haven't filed a complaint with how noisy your sibling gets in playing games "we are sure noisy, but the truth is we don't actually have any neighbors, it gets pretty lonely here at times." in the viewer's eyes, they can see ortho looking out of your window longingly before shrugging what ever was clouding his mind and smiled. "you guys might already know that our parents are really busy leaving us three to stick together most of the time. and i am glad that (name) and big brother idia would include me in their livestream so i won't feel lonely." https.shroudsiblings: oh no... who is chopping the onions :( jack howl 🔧: you know you can come over here evey once in a while right? yuu 🔧: ORTHOOOO 🙁 there were several crying emoji flooding in as well as the sound of someone crying behind him. the youngest shroud turned around to see his older siblings at the door way, holding in their tears - obviously hearing what he just said. "since when did you guys got here?" "*sniff* okay fuck league and genshin we are going to play mario kart."

it may come as a surprise but ortho is actually the best player out of the three of you

ortho being first followed by idia and you at dead last 😅

but hey who cares if you are last?! you could even play the most boring game ever but ortho will always make it like its made for fun

sometimes you would try to entice ortho with his favorite food just to turn on idia on voting what to play on game and movie night

(name) (lastname) @(username) i love my siblings very much (don't mind the ugly one at the right) 459 replies 2.5k retweets 1.1k quotes 40k likes @ orthoshroud: but isn't that big brother idia on the right? @ (username): exactly 🥰 dont mind him at all our youngest 🤍 @ randomuser: loolololol agreed @ (username): @ randomuser shut the fuck up only i can insult idia @ gloomrai: I SEE HOW IT IS I AM TELLING MOM @ mrsshroud: yeah about that idy... @ (username): IJBOL

✧.* sebek zigvolt

and if i speak - this man will get everything just to support you

and i mean everything: your channel subscription, merch, plushie, photo cards that he made and he will still support you by sending donations + gifting subs to your fandom

sebek is very proud of you real! he is very vocal about it and he really feels giddy when you invite him to your streams

(name) (lastname) @(username) okay new waiting room for you all <3 and donations are still off so it's a sign for y'all to save money I AM LOOKING AT YOU MISTER @ wanisama 😾 (insert twitch link) 233 replies 1.5k retweets 900 quotes 20k likes @ gloomrai: to those non (fandom name) its like putting a kpop stan on merch ban for their fave artist @ lilredbat: and i was about to sen you some too @ (username): SO YOU ARE THE ONE INFLUENCING HIM 🫵 @ wanisama: :( @ (username): oh don't you go all sad on me now mister YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH 😾

but it won't be too long until he would do it again - just like a routine 😭 that is just how he shows his love okay

other than that, sebek is a pretty cuddly person and pretty much let you do what you want

while you were streaming, you suddenly faced the man with your arms wide out. "sebek babe, come here." before his mind could even process anything, his body moved on his own and quickly wrapped his arms around you. even giving you a a kiss on the head. "what's wrong?" "hehe, nothing. can you sit next to me? we just finished playing." "sure, do you want me to get some snacks?" you cuddled each other, him wrapping you into his hoodie, until you finally finished the stream.

its funny how your viewers would comment on how you are endorsing more of sebek's hoodie rather than your own merch 😭

with your relationship being out in the open, it's no surprise that both of you would shoot some videos and post stories on instagram like cooking and this is where they realize sebek is more like a boyfailure disaster than the one they see on live

"sebek?" "...yes?" "... can you tell me what are you doing right now?" in the video, sebek was trying to hide something behind him, ribbons and papers scattered around his feet. sebek avoided your gaze, hand flailing in the air. "i-i thought you were streaming?" the more you step forwards the more he tried o hide that certain thing behind him "yeah but it got delayed because the game had a sudden maintenace... oh my god is that the one i wanted to buy the other day-" "OH MY MY PHONE JUST STARTED RINGING, I THINK WAKA-SAMA IS CALLING FOR ME. FAREWELL MY LOVE."

yeaaa and don't get him with the q and a because he has a one track mind if there are questions regarding about you

i think he knows you more more than yourself

sometimes though sebek would join his friends' games and content involving everyone asking each other questions and such (like 2 truths one false or a batsu game).

"okay, my turn!" after ace spin the bottle, it landed on sebek who looks like he was about to say something that would change the world. "ah, it's sebek. now this is hard." "give me your worst, trappola." the green haired man challenged, knowing he will emerge as the victor (man vs himself). "alright! if you could kiss anyone in the world without consequences, who would it be?" "easy, my wonderful partner (name) (last name)." "that shit don't count, you do that anyways!" "@ (username) in every social media platform." riddle rosehearts 🔧: never let ace interrogate anybody (name) (last name) 🔧: AWWW BABE <333 I LOVE YOU TOO (name) (last name) 🔧: and ace open up i'm at your door 😃😊

[stuckyslut8]

I'm so very tamed now .part 2

Part 1. Part 3. Masterlist.

A/N : don't know what took me so long to make a part 2 ( just life I guess)but her you go lovelies, sorry for the delay.

Pairing: mafia stucky x spy reader.(poly)

Summary: Bucky finally gets the information our of you, but you both manage piss steve off even more, so you have to deal with the consequences .

Warnning :poly stucky dom steve, bratty Bucky, sub reader , self proclaimed brat tamer Bucky,edging, spanking, angy steve 😡, a few tears. No beta reader. 18+ under the cut. Minors dni.

Bucky has you all spread out on his bed, hands cuffed to the bed, completely naked , completely at his mercy.

"are you gonna do something barnes or are you just gonna stare at me all day " you ask him mockingly.

"oh you'll see sweets." He says with a wicked grin, as he pulls out your favourite vibrator and before he pushes it into you , turning it up to the highest setting.

"ughh Bucky." You moan not being able to control your pleasure.

"see pretty girl, I don't have much time , steve is already annoyed so you better tell me everything." He asks as he tries not to palm himself at the sight of your but he couldn't resist he takes out his already hard cock and starts jerking off in front of you, adding to your pleasure.

"or -ughh - or what barnes?" You manage to say in between moans.

"or I'm gonna keep making ya cum until you can't." Your eyes widen at that.

"you see last time I edged ya ,it didn't turn out well so now I'm gonna make try something different." You came instantly as he said that.

"see that's my good girlz we'll see how long you can keep going before giving in." He said as hmm.

Five orgasms later , you still wouldn't budge.

"see I'm almost getting bored ,just spit it out already, the vibrator's battery is gonna die"

"that's all you got?" You challenged him but you were in the verge of giving up.

"fine , I'll do this my way." Bucky said as he pulled the vibrator away from you, looking at your wet pussy.

"see my poor pussy can't take it , she's exhausted.." he cooed as he collected some of your cum with his fingers and sucked them.

"don't tell me what I can take barnes."

"if you insist sweets." Bucky suddenly fills you up with his cock and starts pounding into you, lifting your legs and throwing them over his shoulders. You both moan, and grunt.

"now you better tell me sweets , who do you work for?" He asks as he fucks you into oblivion.

"ughh Bucky ... I'm gonna ." You said as you reached your high.

"me too angel, me too, now why don't you tell me ,so we can both come together ." You were about to give in Bucky knew, you just needed a little push.

"you know steve is gonna be very mad at me, if I don't get the information Outta you after all this trouble...so please tell me sweets,I swear I'll stay right by you whatever it is."

"fine fine...i ughh work for stark, stark sent me " you finally spit out the truth.

Just then steve came barging in the door, " steve i found the information, she works for..." Bucky was about to say .

"stark i know" steve finished his sentence" i just met him. " Not impressed by Bucky.

"well I just got the information Outta her, see i told you my tactics never fail." Steve rolled his eyes at Bucky's answers, although he was certainly aroused by the scene in front of him,you begging Bucky to let you cum.

"well of course I'll let you cum sweets, daddy is having a conversation right now wait a minute" the brunette man told you.

"stop being such a whore buck" steve yelled at him.

"you know you damn well you love it steve, infact i know you're enjoying our doll begging to cum right now" while you were still whimpering begging Bucky to cum.

Steve was definitely aroused by the sight in front of him but tried to keep his composure.

"shut up Bucky, she's being a brat and you're defending her." Steve said.

"she is brat and I'm not defending her , I'm punishing her can't you see?" Bucky asks

"damn well you are, look at her ,not one ounce of regret in her face,you're not making her realise anything,you're just giving in to her bratiness."

"daddy please lemme cum" you beg him with doe eyes, Bucky is still in you , you try to fuck yourself on him, lifting your hips. "Just a minute sweets" Bucky says.

"no get off of her" steve says angrily.

"what the hell steve" but steve pushes Bucky aside before he could finish his sentence.

"I'm gonna show her what real punishment is and make her realise what she has really done to us, how much she's hurt us, so stop coddling her and move buck" steve says as he takes off his clothes.

"stevie.." you whimper as Bucky's thick cock is removed from your heat.

"shh shut up you brat ,you only call me sir from now, understood?" Steve said giving a hard spank to your dripping pussy making me moan.

"yes sir" steve flips you onto your stomach, you were waiting nervously as to what he was gonna do.

"now I'm gonna spank you properly you brat and you're gonna take it like a good slut and thank me alright " he says

"yes sir." All while Bucky watched the scene unfold in front of him, he knew you were in big trouble now but he enjoyed it at the same time.

"good girl do what daddy steve says " Bucky said .

Steve gave his first spank it was real, unlike the playful ones Bucky gave you, it stung almost leaving an impression.

"thank you sir." I say. *He spanks again.

"thank you sir"

*spank

*th thank you sir."

After 10 spanks , Steve stops leaving your bottom so red and your pussy dripping.

"you did so good doll taking your punishment like a good girl" Bucky said patting your head.

"thanks daddy" you manage to whimper.

"your punishment is not over yet brat." Steve says with a stern look.

"but.."

"no buts get on your knees .."

You do as he says, steve roughly grabs your hips and thrusts his hard cock in you, making you moan. "Ahh daddy.." steve pulled out immediately,and spanked you again." What did I tell you to call me you brat.."

"sir?"

"yes and you'll only call me sir from now, no stevie, no daddy understood?" He said slapping my ass again.

"yes sir"

Bucky thought he was being a little too harsh on you. "Oh come on steve she just called you daddy she -" Bucky started to reason .

"you shut up punk or youre gonna be punished next." Steve said and went to sinking his cock back into your dripping cunt in one swift motion.

"ohh yess sir please-" you moaned

"please what you little slut?" Steve asked pounding into you ,making the bed shake, Bucky was happily jerking off to it at this point, knowing trying to defend you was pointless and that would only get you into more trouble, plus he knew steve would never hurt you,no matter how mad he was , he was only doing this because he was deeply hurt by your betrayal.

"please sir, fuck me, please don't stop." You pleaded .

"and why would I listen to you?" The blonde said.

"because...because..."

"because what ?" He said slamming his hips into you.

"because I love you and ...Bucky i uh-" tears we're streaming down your face at this point, both from the pleasure and the guilt of the whole situation,you knew you hurt steve and pushed him to this point.

Steve laughed mockingly. "Really you love- you love us? Don't lie you little slut" steve was about to cum but he contained himself not giving you the satisfaction.

"I'm not lying...i really, really love you both. I'm sorry about everything." A million things were going on Steve's mind.

Just then Steve's phone rang, he picked it up from the night stand while still in you.

"hmm alright I'll be there-" he spoke into the phone. He pulled out of you, leaving you whimpering.

"what happened baby?" Bucky asked , knowing something was wrong.

"nothing it's uh- take her to the safehouse right now, I'll go take care of some things."

Bucky knew better than to argue with steve at times like these so he only nodded.

Steve left the room, Bucky gently cleaned you up, while you were still getting out of the haze. "Pack your things baby." He said as he pressed a kiss to your forehead.

"what's going on?" You finally decide to ask

"stevie's orders ,don't ask any questions for a while." He said .

And you complied, going on to pack some of your stuff ,but you had a pretty good idea of what's going on, you took your pistol from the hidden cabinet in your bathroom just in case .

[readychilledwine]

Hiii helloooo. Back with another request that popped into my brain if it interests you enough to write it into existence ✨ so Az lives in an apartment/condo in velaris that he rents from an old high fae lady who owns the building and she also lives there with her granddaughter (YN/reader/OC) who is def his mate but they dance around it for her sake (and her poor old grandmother’s lol) since she’s still young for a fae. Oh and idk why but I imagine Az having a cat that reader takes care of while he’s on missions. Once a week, without fail, Az has breakfast with the old lady and her granddaughter. If he’s going on an extended mission, he always lets them know he won’t make it and he tells them in person or sends his shadows with the message. One time, he gets severely injured before he’s able to send word that he won’t make it to breakfast. The old lady sends her granddaughter to the townhouse to look for Az and feyre or cassian answers the door and is completely baffled that a girl and her cat are asking around for the spymaster. Like “well he didn’t come for breakfast today and he ALWAYS comes for breakfast and grandma was worried and so was (insert cute cat name) and she wouldn’t stop yowling so I had to bring her to look for him too” reader is def an awkwardly endearing rambler. (And if the cat is buddies with his shadows that would be totally adorable too 🥹) and then maybe it ends off with her (gently) smacking azriel upside the head while he’s on his sickbed healing because how dare he not tell her and her grandma that he was going to get injured and miss their weekly breakfast 😡 feel free to change anything up if you end up writing it!!

The Breakfast Club

Summary - After missing breakfast unexpectedly, a hidden relationship is revealed to Azriel's family, who can't tell if they're more surprised by you or his cat.

Warnings - mentions of injury, stray kitten mentioned, fluff

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To say you were nervous as you approached the High Lord's townhouse was an understatement.

In the 4 all too short and unexpected years of knowing Azriel, the last of which had been spent as much more than just friends, he had never missed breakfast with you and your grandmother. And if he had, it had come with a note or prior notice.

He had not shown up today, breaking your grandma's heart as she had prepared his favorites. It had set worry into your heart, though. Worry you masked as the two of you ate in deafening silence.

You two had hidden the growing romance so well. You didn't want to ruin the illusion now and risk your grandmother becoming protective over your youth and, of course, his reputation and profession.

You held his black kitten closer to you, kissing her little white paws as she mewed softly. She had protested you leaving his apartment to look for him without her, wanting to live up to her name as you tucked her into the hooded jacket you had custom-made to carry the kitten.

The poor baby probably missed her owner, her constant companion, more than she could truly express. You were used to caring for her when he was gone, but he normally always left one or two shadows for her to play with, and today, they were gone.

You'd had a whole explanation planned, rehearsing it quietly on the walk here over and over, but it went out the window the second you opened your mouth. You rushed through the words, stumbling over them as you looked down and away from him. "EverysundayAzrielhasbreakfastwithmygrandmaandIbuthedidn'tshowuptodayandInjstwantedtoknow-"

You shook the feeling of dread building in your stomach and knocked. You would be lying if you said you were not scared when the High Lord himself answered his own door studying you like a textbook. "What can I help you with?"

Rhysand held a hand up to you, scenting the faint smell of cedar and night air that clung to you and smirking before masking it. "Breathe. Start over slower." He tilted your head up to him. "And look at me when you speak to me. You are not a mouse."

You took two deep breaths, cradling Dective Mittens closer. "My grandmother owns the apartment complex Azriel lives in," the High Lord's lip twitched, the final confirmation he needed. "And every Sunday, he had breakfast with us. The only time he doesn't, he lets us know with a shadow or a note or verbally before he leaves. He did not come today, and he was supposed to be back 3 days ago. I just wanted to know if you've heard from him?"

"You're the female he's been missing family brunch for." It wasn't a question. Just a statement. Rhysand kicked off the door frame. "Come inside. He's here. He's hurt, but he will be fine." He glared towards the small kitten in your arms. "And where did that come from?"

"Detective Mittens?" He nodded, continuing to glare. "Azriel's cat? You didn't know he had a cat? She got upset when I tried to leave her in his apartment, so I brought her with me so she'd stop crying and yowling."

Rhys pinched his noses, shoulders shaking as he chuckled. "And who named Detective Mittens?"

"Azriel? It was Detective Mittens or Princess Buttercup. She isn't a Buttercup."

His eyes were watering from laughter, shoulders fully shaking as he led you further into the house and up the stairs. He held his arms out, nodding towards the cat as he stepped in front of a room. "Stay behind me," the High lord entered with a casual grace, stopping a conversation between two deep voices. Azriel's and one you didn't know.

The black collar with a small piece of Azriel's siphon was barely visible among Mittens's long black fur. She finally freed herself, leaping into the bed and walking to lay on Azriel's chest. "How did you get here, baby?"

Mittens was immediately squirming and clawing, desperate to get to her owner and get the cuddles she had been missing. "Did you go outside and pick up a random cat, Rhysie?" A large illyrian male, Cassian, you realized, sat staring with a brow up. "Or did you steal someone's cat? It has a collar."

"Some pretty little thing was at the door. Dropped the cat off and then ran away."

A shadow had already found you, twirling into your hand and ripping you towards Azriel the best it could by itself. Soon, two more joined, then three more, then your whole arm was swallowed in darkness, pulling you to the side of the bed Cassian was not occupying. "Y/n," it came out as soft surprise, happiness underlying the tone. "Angel, what are you doing here?"

"It's Sunday." The answer hit him, and his head fell back, eyes shutting as Cassian and Rhys shared a look.

He tried to sit up, only to be stopped by Cassian's arms, guiding him back down as he winced in pain. "Angel, I'm so sorry. I-"

"Don't apologize for getting hurt," Cassian said gently. The general looked at you. "Breakfast girl?" You nodded. "One. Breakfast was mine and Azriel's thing first until you showed up," a playful glare went your way. "Two. We dropped the ball. He was hurt. Bad. And we knew he was seeing someone, but it's been kept so secret by a certain spymaster that we couldn't contact you."

"Should have just spoken to the complex owner," Rhys muttered under his breath.

You nodded. "And, will you be okay?"

Azriel was focused in Mittens, scratching her ears as she rolled over, exposing the fur of her tummy and waiting. The three of you stared in silence, watching as he cooed and baby spoke to her. Watching as a few tears slipped. "Missed you so much, my little baby. Aw, look at that belly. Y/n been doing the best job keeping it full and happy, huh?"

Rhys and Cassian both hid their smiles, the High Lord motioning for the general to leave the room. You sat on the bed, taking his free hand in yours, bringing it to your cheek and holding it there. "I was so worried."

Mittens moved to the window as if she suspected you two needed room, allowing you two alone time before she'd be back to cover Azriel in her love and warmth.

He wanted to sit up, to hold you close, but every slight movement of his core had nerves screaming in hot agony. He'd never mock Cass for being a bitch while hid guts were hanging out ever again. He settled for moving his hand to your neck, pulling you close and resting your foreheads together. "Im so sorry, y/n," he kissed your nose, eyes closing as yours did. "I got distracted, and it happened so fast I couldn't get word out."

Your hands came to rest on his bandaged chest. "What happened? You never get distracted." He smiled, a rare beautiful thong he hid from everyone but you.

"You accidently tugged the bond when you and Mittens were playing, and all I could think of was getting home to be with you two. Did you catch that stray?" He changed the subject, looking at you with hopeful eyes.

A small orange tabby had been roaming around the apartments. Short little fur "doing nothing," in Azriel's words, to protect it from the Night chill. Azriel has been smitten with it since it allowed him to feed him and get a few scratched in before a shop owner scared it away.

That was over a month ago, and you two had been playing a slow game of seduction with the kitten, praying to the cat distribution powers that they'd allow this little one to trust you both the way Mittens grew to.

"I did. He's in my apartment. Him and Mittens get along really well." As of hearing her name, a mass of black fur launched herself onto the bed, curling up on Azriel's leg that was closet to you and purring. "I named him Investigator Whiskers."

You watched Azriel melt, groaning with a smile at the matching name. You could feel through that string his growing happiness as the same family you two had accidentally made grew, too. "I love you," he whispered softly with no sign of the ice Rhys had so loudly accused him of having in his heart.

"I love you, too. I'm glad you're going to be okay." Rhys and Cassian came back in to you two resting your foreheads against each other again, eyes shut, heart beats synced in time.

It made it even more comical to them when Azriel thought nothing of your hand moving up his arm, rest in his hair before you pulled away, and smacked him. "Ow! Y/n! What the fuck!"

"That," you smirked as you caught his hand that came to playfully tug your hair, "is for worrying my grandma. She made your favorites! You broke her heart! She thinks you hate us!"

"I was hurt!"

"Excuses, excuses!" He pulled you into him, not caring if the good of you had an audience and kissed you deeply. "Mmmm, forgiven," you muttered when he pulled away.

Azriel sighed. "Rhys, can you go get grandma. I think we need to tell her some things. And have lunch."

"Lunch sounds nice," Cassian said as he took his seat and glared at you. "Breakfast theif."

"Boyfriend theif," you shot back.

The room turned into you and Cassian having a playful argument as Azriel watched, fingers scratching behind soft velvety ears. He looked at Rhys, eyes warm with joy and happiness as Rhys looked between you and Cassian, who had fallen together like a puzzle. I like her, Rhys said into his mind. Keep her.

That's the plan, Azriel replied.

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A/n-

Picture of my and baby daddy's kitten to pay the cat tax gods 💕

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best interest p.sh

pairing: park sunghoon x fem! reader

warnings: smut, zestyish jokes (Jake and sunghoon are basically In love idk), cursing, unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it!!), kinda mean? dom sunghoon, pervert sunghoon, slight choking, not proofread, lmk if I missed anything!

minors dni!!

Friday 6:10 pm

what sunghoon didn't expect was to fall in love with you, living together just made him crazy, seeing you walk around in a big tee with just panties under?? yeah. "She won't even let jay hit" sunghoon ranted to his friend on facetime, "maybe shes a virgin and she's saving it for someone special" Jake replied, placing a kiss on his girlfriends head turning off his mic. "I'm someone special!" Hoon whined throwing his phone on his bed, "I guess not to her" Jake turned his mic back on snickering. "Should I fuck her best friend to get revenge.." he started questioning his own existence, hes never been this crazy over someone. did you cast a love spell on him or something? "her best friend is haechan" Jake set up his phone on the table, showing him as he put his headphones on and turning on his console. "ok nevermind. would rather kiss you than fuck haechan" "you would kiss me?" "hell no." "then why say it you got my hopes up" "..jake shut the fuck up" Jake laughs as the light from his computer reflected on his face. "yk what you should do, try and seduce her" he proposed, "that doesn't sound that bad, how would I even do that" sunghoon replies, finally picking his phone up from the bed to walk into the kitchen. "mmm, since y'all live together try walking around like shirtless or like... loudly jerking off??" Jake bit his nails while thinking, "holy shit your gonna make me get a restraining order" sunghoon laughed out loud, hearing the door unlock he quickly hung up and texted Jake "she's home, gonna take ur advice istg if she calls the cops on me you'll never see ur stupid apex acc again."

Friday 8:56 pm

he was nervous, obviously. he wasn't nervous about how he looked, he knew he looked good. he was just nervous on how your reaction would be, he hyped himself up in his room for a bit. doing some pushups till he walked out of his room shirtless knowing your in the kitchen, "yn" he spoke out to you, making you turn around to look at him. "why are u naked" was the first thing you said to him since you got home. "gonna take a shower, u cooking anything?" "Nah, I'm ordering food I'm just in here eating chips", clearly looking unfazed, "should we order something then?" He replied. Walking into the kitchen, sweats hanging low. Showing a obvious bulge, "I'll just get pizza u go take a shower, you stink like sweat" you looked away from his piercing gaze. He chuckled, "mm, ok let me know when the food comes I'll get it" he says while walking away and into the bathroom, quickly locking it and holding his head in his hands.

sunghoon : She won't even look at me 😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😢

Jake : maybe ur js butt ugly.

sunghoon : this is not helping idiot

Jake : did u walk around shirtless 🌚

sunghoon : YES BRO. even wore my baggy jeans to show extra 🤬😡

Jake : what if she's into girls...omg sunghoon I'm cooking here

sunghoon : only thing ur cooking is that burnt ass hair.

Jake : fuck u times 10 😒

sunghoon : u wanna fuck me 🌚

Jake : my gf just saw that msg without seeing the name I hope yn never ends up liking you.

sunghoon : CHILL BRO

he took a shower while blasting music, thinking on what his next plan was. he got out of the shower, black hair dripping water as he wrapped a towel around his waist. he looked in the mirror as he thought of a idea, he picked up his phone as some random rap song played, he took a picture shirtless. Sending it to Jake to confirm if it was cute or not.

sunghoon : *image attached*

Jake : wrong person

sunghoon : u fucking airhead is it cute or not

Jake : oh LMFAOOO

Jake : it's cute, who's it for

sunghoon : baefy yn

Jake : atp send her a dick pic

sunghoon : should i

Jake : yea if u wanna get blocked

as he turned his music off he heard you yelling for him from the living room. He quickly threw on his boxers and sweats, getting out as he put his phone in his pocket. "what's wrong?" He asked standing Infront of you, once again. Wearing baggy sweats but instead of them damn near falling off they are tied with the string. "do u not have any shirts or something, also the pizzas here" you handed him the money for the tip, he grabs it and walks to the door. "thanks" he smiled at the young woman handing him the pizza who was basically drooling. "can I get your number" she sheepishly asked. You looked at them in disgust, looking at the girl as sunghoon laughed and said no. He closed the door, walking back over to you, flopping on the couch and putting the pizza on the table. "why didn't you give her your number?" You asked, "wasn't interested" he shrugged, picking up a piece of pizza. Watching whatever you put on. "Lame."

Saturday 10:43 pm

he was hard. Extremely horny. to the point where he thought he might cum at barely sliding down his shorts. he thought back to the call he had with Jake yesterday, "jerk off loudly, yeah if I wanna be seen as a perv" he scoffed and slid down his shorts and boxers in one go. thinking if he should get off to a picture of you or just some random video on pornhub, he decided on a random video on pornhub. last thing he wants to be is a pervert (even tho he already jerks off to your pictures anyways..) he whined softly as he held his dick in his hand. fuck it. He loaded in on Instagram and stalked your account as his hand slid up and down his shaft. soft moans escaping his throat while looking through your highlights till he found his favorite picture, one of you and him at the beach. bathing suit top hugging your chest so well, making sunghoon's hand go faster on his already red cock, precum dribbling out his slit. His finger accidentally slipping and liking the year old photo. Shit. Shit shit shit. just as he was freaking out his load started shooting out, landing on his black shirt and blankets. his moan was loud, extremely loud. He only realized till after calming down from his high that 1. He sounded like a porn film and 2. He liked your story. He cleaned himself off with the shirt he was wearing, taking it off and throwing it in his laundry basket. Pulling his boxers and shorts up, grabbing another shirt from his drawer. just as he put his shirt on he heard his door swing open, "why you stalking me" you smirked at sunghoon, sitting on his chair in his room. "wasnt stalking you" he side eyed you as he continued to put on his shirt, looking down to notice a cum stain on his shorts cursing to himself, "I needa change my shorts. U gonna stay or what" he asked, looking at you. you turned around in the spin chair, he quickly took off his shorts and grabbed another pair. Putting them on and laying on his bed, "you can look now" he said, picking up his phone to see who texted him. "sunghoon" you called out to him, scooting closer to the bed until you gave up and laid on the bed next to him, "hm?" He replied. Sending a quick text to Jake and going on TikTok, "you should be quieter when you jerk off. not everyone wants to hear that when they wanna call their friend" you smiled at him teasingly as he looked at you before flicking your head with the same hand he used to jerk off with. You got up from his bed and left, sunghoon closed his door with his foot , sending another text to Jake. "Your dead meat."

Thursday 12:29 am

it's been 4 days since he started trying to seduce you, key word. Trying. everytime he jerked off you would just ignore it, same with him walking around in just sweats. he's at the point where he might as well walk around naked, he let our a frustrated sigh as he stood up from his bed. going to your room to get his charger that he lent you a few hours prior, maybe god was on his side or he was just lucky as hell. He opened the door to see you fucking yourself on a dildo. He feels like he could die from happiness right now, you were quick to slide the dildo out of you and cover yourself up. "Oh. My bad" he said, grabbing his charger from your side table. Your face was red, "sunghoon" you quietly called out. "what? ur not done with the charger?" He asked, looking at you covered by your purple sheets. You shook your head, "you wanna help?" you asked, uncovering your body.

Thursday 9:12am

he really has to stop dreaming of you. He woke up hard as shit, all because of that stupid dream. Like he would walk in on your masturbating? Yeah right. He sat up from his bed and groggily walked into the kitchen, he ignored you as he grabbed a water bottle and chugged it. You were quick to notice the very obvious bulge, swallowing your spit while you looked at his back. imagining how it would look after you scratched it during sex. Or how his hands would feel on your body, how his fingers would feel inside of you. Ok yn. Enough of these lewd thoughts. That's your friend your thinking of, your really hot friend. "u wanna make breakfast?" he said, his hot breath on your neck. you felt goosebumps, how did he get behind you so quick? the hell? "not hungry right now so no" you answered, not daring to turn around. "But I'm hungry" he mumbled resting his head on your shoulder. "Make your own food loser" you quickly spoke, moving quick to your room. he smirked to himself, he finally got to you. He's definitely gonna tell Jake about this.

Thursday 5:01 pm

"yn" you hummed as you focused on your show. "Are you a virgin" he asked, you nearly choke on your spit. "What kind of question is that?" You stare at him in shock. Sunghoon shrugged, not looking away from the tv. "Are you?" He asked again. "No sunghoon. I'm not a virgin. Are you?" You spoke with a small attitude in your voice, "nope" he replied, popping the p. "Are you lesbian?" He asked another question. "no. What the hell are these questions??" You shifted your whole body towards him. "So why don't you look my way." He finally looked at you, once again. Staring with a piercing gaze. "What do you mean by that" you know exactly what he means. "Why don't you show any interest in me" the fuck? You always show interest in him, why do you think you wear just shirts around the house? "I do" doesn't seem like it. "I like you yn." He finally expressed his feelings that were making him go insane. "me too" your voice was barley heard, "you like yourself too?" He smiled and chuckled softly. "No I like you too" you smiled back, feeling shy at the sudden confessions. "You know I love you" he said, scooting closer. Holding your face as he pressed a soft kiss on your lips, "I would hope so, why are you saying it so early though" you snickered, "cause I'm about to fuck you like I don't" his smile was so innocent you almost didn't register what he said, he's gonna fuck you like he doesn't? Hell yeah.

Thursday 5:30 pm

your not sure how you ended up in sunghoon's bed, laying on your back as he slurped up your juices. Spewing random shit as he ate you out, "been waiting like...months for this moment" his chin was glistening from eating you out. Sticking two fingers inside to bring you closer to your climax, and you were quick to hit it. Gripping onto his hand that was sliding in and out of you, helping you ride your high out. "that was good huh?" He smiled up at you. giving him a tired nod, he slipped his fingers out of you and sat up. Kissing your lips before sticking his fingers in your mouth to taste yourself, he was different from any other men you've slept with. No man would do this, besides sunghoon apparently. He took his fingers out of your mouth after you sucked them clean, praising you softly as he pulled his boxers down. Slapping his dick on your pussy, "you ready?" You nodded. He entered slowly, groaning out while you pulled him down to hold onto him. Clawing on his back, when he fully bottomed out you realized he was huge. Like 6 inches huge. Sliding back out just to thrust back in, he kept his quite fast pace while you rambled about something he wasn't paying attention to. only thing he was focused on was how good you felt around him, almost too good. "fuck, gonna cum soon if you keep clenching like that" he moaned out, kissing your cheek as he whined and moaned in your ear. "sunghoon" you sighed out, "yeah baby?" he answered. Lifting himself up, keeping his hands on your tits as you rambled about how good he felt. "I know love" he hummed back, sliding out. "doggy style baby" you were quick to get into the position and he was quick to slide right back in, you felt him deeper than you did just a few seconds ago. Arms already weak, making sunghoon hold you up. He was hitting places you didn't even know he could hit, "already fucked out?" He snickered, his hand snaking up to your neck to apply pressure. you immediately felt yourself let go and cum, "i-im cumming" you whined out, holding onto his arm. "I know" He replied, letting you go to fall onto the bed. fucking you harder than he already was, "gonna cum inside n ruin you for every other man" he grunted in your ear,trying to chase his own high. "fuck, taking it so well. who fucks you the best?" He moaned, "y-you" you were extremely sensitive, you felt another climax coming. it came too fast to even warn sunghoon, all he felt was tons of juice on his abs and hips. "Holy shit you just squirted" he spoke in pure shock, still fucking you as he praises you. you were a mess, tears were streaming down your cheeks as sunghoon finally came inside, "m' cumming pretty" he sighed out as he came, rocking his hips slowly. "you did so good for me baby" he slid out and kneeled down, he was quick to latch onto your pussy to clean you up. "w-wait sunghoon" you gasped out, "I'm almost done love" he reassured you, he was right. He had fully cleaned you up and laid down beside you, holding you softly. placing kisses on your face, both of you falling asleep

Friday 10:13 am

yeah. His back does look hot with a bunch of scratch marks. "does your back hurt?" You asked, embarrassed from how many there are. "nah, even if it did I think it would be worth it" he smiled as he poured coffee for you, kissing your forehead and placing a arm around your waist. maybe Jake was right, after all his advice did get sunghoon here.

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TF One w/ Fallen! Reader

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A/n : This chapter is a review, I will continue it if it does well. This concept of Fallen! Reader's characteristics are based on my favourite character in CRK, Shadow Milk Cookie .

Reader is Gender Neutral

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The moment Sentinel brings down his sword into Alpha Trion chasis, he unknowingly releases an entity from its imprisonment that is far much greater than the Quintesson.

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Orion Pax, or now known as Optimus Prime is fighting against his former friend D-16 who is now known as Megatron. The High Guards, Starscream, Shockwave and Soundwave enter the fight in order to bring the new prime down to his knees.

It was 4 against 1, it was unfair but this doesn't falter Optimus and he is able to fight back against them without breaking a sweat.

Then, all of a sudden. There is a tremor and a rumbling sound echoes throughout Cybertron causing everyone to panic. Optimus tosses Soundwave to the side, in the corner of his optics he sees a crack forming— in the air...

This sudden change in the air causes everyone to stop.

B-127 look at the sight, "Oh, the sky breaking" the yellow bot pauses before coming into realization and hold his helm. "The sky is breaking?!" he screech.

"What is this? Are my eyes toying with me~?" a voice echoes through the gaps of the crack. The voice gasps, "I don't believe it! The chains that have bound me for millions of years—" it said with a mischievous tone.

The crack becomes larger and a large figure pops their head out.

"—are now....... GONE!" they grin widely. "Hahahahahaha! How wonderful!" they cackled.

Optimus eyes widen at the sight of the newcomer, the matrix of leadership within his chassis begins to pulse as if to warn him about the danger. Megatron rises up from his pedes and looks up at the strange figure.

"Awh, how I miss the smell of fresh air! It feels so DIVINE!" they grin. "Oh? What do we have here?" their (e/c) optics looks down on the small cybertronians before them. "Oh no! It seems I got myself a really large audience!" they said, "Oh I am so so very sorry to keep all of you waiting~!"

"BUT—worry not my little cybers! The wait is OVER! Your favourite one of the fourteen is here!"

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"(Y/N) PRIME!" they introduced themselves.

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"Who?" B-127 question, tilting his head to the side. A dramatic gasp escape from them. "You don't know who I am? Ouch! right in the spark—!" they said, putting a servo over their spark.

"A Prime...?" Optimus is confused. He never heard about another prime other than the Thirteen, he had gone through every archive but none of it ever speaks about them.

"Hey, um. Not to be rude, but we never heard of you before. I thought there supposed to be Thirteen?"

"Thirteen? THIRTEEN?!" (Y/n) said, with anger and disappointment lace in their voice. "Oh, I see. It seems my fellow primes didn't tell you about MY existence!" they said. "How rude of them! To wipe someone so dazzling 💅✨ and so amazing like ME from face of history 😡!" they pouts.

Then, their eyes fall on Optimus. They pause, "Look what we have here? It seems that the Matrix of Leadership has chosen its next victim!" they said, eyes glaring down at the matrix within Optimus chassis. Optimus felt slightly uncomfortable from their gaze, a gaze that fills with hatred and—

What do they mean by victim?

"Who are you?" Megatron hiss, the bot didn't like what he was witnessing. First it was Sentinel, then Orion and now THEM? Just how many primes does he have to deal with in a single day?

"Who? Me?" (Y/n) perks up at Megatron's question. "Allow me to re-introduce myself! I am one of the Fourteen, (Y/n) Prime—well, was a Prime to be precise—" they said.

"—but~ if you want to know more about me why don't you ask Alpha Trion?" they said, "Oh, Alphy! Where are you~? Why don't you come out here and greet your ol' friend? It is quite rude ya know~!" they said. "I am sure that you are D(ie)YING to meet me!" they grin, before snorting and close their mouth. "Oh, wait! You can't! Cuz you're DEAD!" they exclaimed.

" Well, that's a bummer!" they said, giggling at the death of their 'friend'. "I am SO disappointed! I was about to have so much FUN with you!".

"I always knew that this day would happen! Watching all of them went offline ONE by ONE in such a MISERABLE way as possible— not to mention! In the hands of a prime wannabe— that's already dead right over there! HE HEHE HAHAHAHA!" they cackled.

Elita-1 grit her dentas together, narrowing her optics at the maniac right in front of her. How dare they make fun of the primes!

"Why you—" before Elita-1 could engage, Optimus stops her. "Elita... don't, we don't know what they are capable of" Optimus warns her. "But, they—" she protests but stops when she sees the pleading eyes of Optimus. She takes a step back and looks away.

"Alright, enough with the chit chat! Let the REAL fun begins!" (Y/n) exclaims.

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[violetjedisylveon]

Dad Macaque AU, some demons find single parents to be attractive (because competent single parents, are considered strong), so Wukong's enemies often flirt with Macaque...

Demon Bull King + Yellow Tusk DON'T do this...

Fake Mayor + A Random Spider Minion + Azure Lion + Peng + Nine-Headed Demon do flirt with Macaque...

Wukong + MK + Bai He: Oh, hell no! 😠

Macaque: (Resisting urge to destroy all the flirters...) 😡

Single parent Macaque: *exists, tiredly* Any demon: now that's a dilf! 😍

He truly gets no rest.

This is so funny, if you can't beat Wukong, try taking his ex mate who's proven himself to be an excellent father! Plus you get a kid out of the deal too!

Macaque has an even less fun time with LBD now because the thrall of the demon possessing his kid is flirting with him. Similar situation for the spider demon, he's not into dating he just wants to raise his kid, is that too much to ask?

Luckily most don't think they have a chance at flirting with him with Wukong around.

Then Azure pulls up and sucks Wukong into the scroll. Word spread quickly.

Macaque takes refuge from the people trying to flirt/courtnap him on FFM, where he thinks he's finally safe.

Azure's still there, and he takes the opportunity of Wukong being gone to give Macaque the offer to join him. As a sworn brother or partner he doesn't say.

Macaque doesn't know he's got MK and the rest (including Bai He) and he's just so confused, this day has been so weird. He throws a banana at Azure and tells him to come back later.

He thinks it's weird cause Azure's attention has always been on Wukong, right? Right?!

Nope. Azure saw Macaque with the monkey cubs on FFM way back when and it unlocked something in him. He has a thing for both of them at one point, but his attention transitioned to Macaque after the rebellion.

He knew he never had a chance with Macaque before because of Wukong, but they aren't together anymore, and Macaque's a single parent now... Azure belongs in horny jail.

Tang sees some stuff in the past. First thing he does out of the scroll is bonk Azure on the head.

Azure's got more reason to keep Wukong in the scroll now, nobody is going to stand in his way now. Peng agrees.

Yellow Tusk is regretting his life choices.

Everyone is grossed out by that encounter.

Azure, and Peng, think they need to have beaten heaven to win over Macaque so they don't approach him again until after that's done.

As for Macaque, he's extremely confused when MK tells him they both have the hots for him. He doesn't get it, truly, he knows that single parents are attractive to demons, but not this level. It can't be him, hobo theater dad that he is.

Azure flirts with Macaque right after his dramatic entrance on FFM, and gets decked in the face for it.

Macaque, Mei and Bai He's fight with Peng is mostly Peng flirting with him. Bai He is in a biting mood.

And then when the Snake Boi flirts with him and well, you know does this

Macaque is flipping sick of everyone flirting with him. He needs a way to get these people off his ass that isn't Wukong cause he ain't ready for that yet.

Bai He has a solution!

She calls up her auntie Iron Fan and asks if she can talk to her "cousin with the dog" over very serious matters at dinner at her place.

Cue a very confused Erlang Shen having dinner with the DBK fam and a little human(?) girl who is talking like she's trying to make a build deal.

Bai He: Mr. Erlang, I didn't want to resort to this but I need you to fake date my baba. Erlang: *confused but playing along, he thinks it's a game* uh... who's your dad? Bai He: the Six Eared Macaque! Erlang: Wukong's mate?!? o_0 Bai He & DBK fam: ex-mate! Erlang: ... why? Bai He: everyone is in horny jail for my Baba and I hate it! They keep attacking us and trying to touch him! 😡 Erlang: .... Erlang: aight I got nothing better to do Bai He: yay! But don't fall in love with him! This is fake dating! I don't want another dad! Erlang doesn't-touch-romance-with-a-ten-foot-poll Shen: that won't be a problem.

I just thought it would be funny if Bai He got someone to pretend to be Macaque's boyfriend to get everyone off him and it'd be funnier if it was Erlang since the guy's not doing anything in canon.

Macaque is on board cause he needs a break from the crazy horny people.

Wukong isn't pleased with it that's for sure. Macaque finds it fun that he's so jealous.

Thanks for asking!

[sosa2imagines]

Bucky wants to eat. (Texting)

BUCK: Hey are you still shopping?

STEVIE: Yes, why you want something?

BUCK: YES! I want some 🍑🍑

STEVIE : 😳

STEVIE: I'm in public! We have talked about this!

BUCK: So what? You asked me what I want! I told you what I want! I'm craving some 🍑🍑

STEVIE: JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES!

BUCK: What? I'll ask doll then! She will definitely get me some 🍑🍑

STEVIE: Do not ask her! I'm coming home!

BUCK: Why?

BUCK: Stevie?

BUCK: Hello?

BUCK: Fine I'm asking doll...!

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BABY DOLL: Why are you not getting Bucky 🍑🍑?

STEVIE: He asked you too? I had told him not to ask you! 😳😅

BABY DOLL: Why? If you are not going to give him what he wants, he'll obviously ask me. Anyway I'm on my way home. I'm giving him what he wants. ☺️

STEVIE: Do not start without me! 😡

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As soon as Steve comes home, he can hear Bucky moaning. "I had told you both, not to start without me!" He whines, taking long strides towards the kitchen, hot and bothered.

"What are you doing?"

Bucky munching- "Eating peaches"

Y/n glaring at Steve- "Yeah! Which he was craving for so badly!"

Steve red face- "He was talking about actual peaches? But I, he didn't...I thought he wants... that's why"

You and Bucky give a look to each other, yell in unison "NAUGHTY BOY!"