#why did I get it?!
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bloodbending · 18 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 5 months ago
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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am-alien · 2 days ago
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have cursed myself by being ambitious and trying to impress the wrong people
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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the-adventures-of-dave · 12 days ago
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I walked upstairs to find both cats on the couch eating a bag of slowly thawing peas. Life is an adventure.
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beaft · 1 year ago
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
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mlm-blues · 1 year ago
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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here
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moncuries · 1 year ago
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guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)
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egophiliac · 10 months ago
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
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grantwilson · 1 year ago
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
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cometblaster2070 · 28 days ago
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
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krussyarts · 3 months ago
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Family
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taimanzano · 3 months ago
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One of one. One, alone, one.
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heartorbit · 4 months ago
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if we could stay connected, just like this
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anneliis18 · 4 months ago
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definitelynottober day 5 - heavy is the hunger
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artist-rat · 3 months ago
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
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