#and my coworkers

[intosnarkness]

That awful moment when you check the work events calendar and discover that you will be spending your 40th birthday on the road. In Dallas Texas.

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[foldingfittedsheets]

My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[goldbeard-ceadeus]

Working in food and specifically in a "cafe" environment is so funny because you get some really nice people most of the time and then you get people who seem to be incapable of doing anything of their own volition. like why are you asking me what donuts we have when you were just standing in front of and staring at the display. use your eyes. so many ppl just are shit ass lazy and expect me to like. Wait on them hand and foot. That is not my job. It is my job to wait on you, but not you specifically over anyone else. And the other end of it is grown ass, old ass men, who are way too old to be acting like that, acting like children. Just straight up bully other customers and throw their money at you. It's wild

[am-alien]

have cursed myself by being ambitious and trying to impress the wrong people

[valtsv]

being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time

[gaminegay]

Icelandic Miku

[succssion]

innie mark is gonna have to watch himself watch petey die and do nothing about it because he doesn’t know him. outie mark is gonna have to watch himself talk to his wife for hours and do nothing about it because he doesn’t know her. mark is gonna feel the love for his wife and the love for helly at the same time. two different people inhabiting one brain. i’m so sick

[glowpart2]

dont understand people who "don't like" valentines day... I personally dgaf that its "made up" and "commercialist"... i love heart shaped things and i love everyone in my life. Its really simple

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[mrdespondency]

strange things are happening

[gachapains]

I was getting absolutely flamed in the work GC today bc of 1 my marvel tier list I was forced to take by a coworker and 2 for my opinion on "Avengers Age of Ultron" I was 14 and in love with Arron Taylor Johnson sue me, anyway my boss chimed in flaming me who mind you has been doing inventory for the past few days and had to be at the store at 5am, so I snapped back at him and then there was silence so apologized after a few minutes chaos insued....

The flaming:

The clap back:

Bonus context:

[sleazyjanet]

woe's hollow

[its-hai-time]

so a fun fact abt me is that I work at a print counter, and some days I get bored and make something for myself in secret. A fact that is not helped by my access to design software both in and out of work.

As such, I've begun designing things before work in preparation for me to be bored while at work.

Recently, this has resulted in these business cards being produced.

and I don't think I need to elaborate any more on this.

[jeyumi]

Starscream’s job interview is going great! Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll get the position.

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