#why can’t they get along

[strawberrieshaunt]

[ middle ] sender sticks their middle finger up at receiver / theo to zoe

they narrow their eyes, glancing over at theo. they didn’t trust him, didn’t feel comfortable around him- it’s progressively gotten worse since Zoe was turned.

“fuck you, too.” they respond, returning the middle finger with one of their own.

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…

Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

Alice: Hold the fuck up.

Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

Rio: I have an idea!

Jen: No murder.

Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.

Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…

Agatha: What do you mean?

Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Agatha: No.

Jen: That actually explains so much.

Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.

Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?

Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.

*later*

Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?

Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.

*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*

Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!

Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!

Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:

Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?

Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?

Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.

Rio: :)

Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.

Agatha: Here, I’ll try.

Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-

Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.

Agatha: The ends always justify the means!

Jen: Do you know who said that?

Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?

Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.

Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!

Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!

Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?

Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.

Lilia: I am at a loss for words!

Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.

Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:

Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*

Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.

Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!

Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.

Alice: There are two types of people.

Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)

Lilia: …three. Three types of people.

Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.

Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?

Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.

Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.

Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.

Alice: Do you trust me?

Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.

Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!

Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?

Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.

Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.

Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!

Teen: She WHAT?

Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!

Agatha: SEE?!

BONUS:

Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?

Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.

[bloomingdead]

the solavellan haters are trying to make lavellan being the world state a direct slight against them, as if the inquisitor isn’t fully changeable. nobody said it’s canon, people only got excited that the world state is lavellan because of how much people hate her (and solas). and their romance isn’t even mentioned in the world state blurb, so how is everyone getting butthurt that their own preferred ship isn’t getting a shoutout? neither did Solavellan. if you guys are so worried about defending your own choices because “there is no set canon” then why is it a problem that your canon ship isn’t the world state?

just a reminder that the fandom is gonna get excited about a thousand different things before the game actually releases, and someone else’s excitement should in no way detract from your own. i know this is one of the most immersive game series out there, but remember that it’s still a game and not real life.

[shhhsoftnwet]

Who are you harassing this time, team leader Shin?

[theprongspotter]

(Censored their name bc I don’t want them to receive any hate)

Just got this comment under a post

Fandoms are fan made, meaning you’re going to see a whole lot of headcanons, which is what the marauders era primarily is, anyway because we don’t have a lot to go on

That being said, if you don’t like something, then don’t leave disrespectful comments or reblogs

If it’s not for you, don’t interact with it!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but that does not mean we should go around bashing people for not having the same opinion

I don’t really ship pandalily, but I don’t go around yelling at people and telling them to k!ll themselves for that ship

Anyway, sorry for the rant, I’m just tired of seeing this stuff

[musicalmoritz]

I wanna preface this by saying I don’t hate Hanako OR Teru, but I find it interesting that fans single out Teru’s threat to kill Nene when Hanako was trying to do the same thing to Aoi

In fact, that’s literally the entire context of the scene and the reason Teru made that threat in the first place. Hanako was actively trying to kill Aoi so Nene could live longer, whereas Teru never made any actual attempts on Nene’s life. The whole “I’ll kill Yashiro” line was an empty threat made to force Hanako to realize the gravity of his actions. Teru wanted Hanako to put himself in his shoes, to show him that it doesn’t feel very nice when someone tries to kill the girl you love

I highly doubt Teru would’ve actually killed Nene, he clearly wasn’t thinking about it seriously since he intended to exorcize Hanako directly after that speech. Even when Hanako asked if he was serious, Teru’s response was “Maybe.” That doesn’t sound very committed to me. He was more-so trying to stress the lengths he would go to protect Aoi. The scene shows that him and Hanako are both hypocrites, but Teru seems to be a lot more self-aware than Hanako. They both follow the same logic of taking on the “dirty jobs” themselves so their loved ones don’t have to get blood on their hands. And they’re both willing to go to extremes to protect the girls they love (though, again, I’m unsure of whether or not Teru would actually kill a human for Aoi)

I find it funny that Teru and Hanako fans beef so often, and that fans of either character always seem to hate the other. They’re similar in so many ways. I do understand hating Hanako for the pervert gags but, then again, you could just as easily hate Teru for the sadist gags

Anyways a lot of the scenes people use as “Teru is irredeemably evil” proof are taken out of context or deeply misunderstood. I’m not sure how, seeing as this manga is fairly on the nose with the points it makes about each character. It might be that a lot of the fans are younger?? Idk, I just think we should stop pitting these goats against each other

[draco-glacialis]

Rio: Forgive me, my love please.

Agatha: No.

Rio: Why not, my love?

Agatha: There is nothing to forgive you for; as you haven’t done anything wrong.

[vilsoo]

is it a safe space to say we should bring back assassinations cuz literally our us government is just incompetent asf

mass shootings happen every day, womens rights are being taken away, ppl are living off minimum wage, the housing costs are just dreadful, cop cities are being funded, a genocide is going on and thousands of palestinian kids are dead but yeah lets just ban tiktok!! that'll solve all our problems <33

[snowangeldotmp3]

anyway. au where wanda tells agatha she can bring nicky back in westview so agatha can be happy there. agatha still has to get wanda to take the hex down, but….would it really be so bad to live in the fantasy for a little while? just so she could see her boy again?

[jaredthebc]

I know Smash Bros says Dark Pit went to work for Viridi post KIU but I refuse to take that as canon cause it’s ten times funnier to imagine he went to live with Pit and Palutena and he’s like an annoying roommate who refuses to clean the dishes or take out the trash when it’s his turn

[skyloftian-nutcase]

How do I keep making AUs if my AUs WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRAIN

[llove-me-anyway]

something pisses me off about the people who get angry/don’t want to watch the show anymore because Buck got with Tommy and not Eddie.

and it is NOT that they’re stupid i just don’t want to elaborate further but it’s mostly because wdym buddie potential was the only reason for you to watch the show??? not personal stories of first responders that get so often overlooked? not the deep and rich and elaborate personal lives of all the main characters? not the amazing production that outdoes itself every year? not the stellar performances from all the incredible actors? not the hardworking team that makes this show possible behind the scenes? not the lesbians? not Angela Bassett? i’m getting carried away here but you get the point.

if your only reason to watch the show was to see two men maybe form a romantic relationship then, and let me quote a wise man, you are not required to announce your departure.

[bennett-mikealson]

POV: Me whenever I started to read a Bamon fic but the author had Bonnie still playing second to Elena.

[impish-ivy]

Thinking back on it, it’s so obvious Solomon isn’t as emotionally intelligent as I additionally thought he was. Which knowing his childhood and background…yeah that makes a whole heck of a lot of sense.

[b4rfbrain]

reading the aphex twin interview where he talks about how much he hates radiohead (particularly the Kid A album) was my 9/11

[misiahasahardname]

total drama world tour if it was based

WOW my doodles look a lot weirder coloured. here’s a colourless one (don’t ask why i made these transparent because idek)