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me ten seasons into supernatural: I love hannah! she's an angel detective. her and cass's frenidship is so cute
supernatural: hahahaha all the women in this show are gay or attracted to a main male charcter. wouldn't be so funny to make hannah into cass
me, throwing up: no please why
#no hate to her but GIRL#also i already know that cas is in love with “humanity” so it's extra embarsing to me#why are your clothes off#spn#supernatural#spn 10×7#hayden yaps#hayden yaps about supernatural#hayden stfu challenge
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When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.
#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait#you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass.#if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house#sergle.txt#do you know what I mean though. like actually#you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want#you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now.#anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently#I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy.#''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning#nut up or shut up.
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Rouge-like tendencies, courtesy of grandpa
#scary is a clothes thief i believe it#one day she takes off a jacket to reveal one of lincs Garfield shirts that no one even knew was missing#normals like: “scary do you like... not own any clothes??? is that what this is??? we can BUY you some clothes scary.”#scarys like: “are you just jealous cause i dont steal any of your clothes?”#normal: “YOUVE TAKEN EVERYONE ELSES!!! WHATS WRONG WITH MY CLOTHES??? IS IT THE SHADE OF BLUE? DO YOU HATE THE BLUE?? I CAN CHANGE!”#scary: “its cause they all have fuckin teeny the teen on them.”#normal: “thats.... okay. actually thats kinda reasonable. i was worried you didnt like them because-”#scary: “-also they REEK. have you ever washed any of these?”#normal: “oh. yeah. thats.... thats what i thought you were gonna say.”#her justification for why she steals everyones clothes is to show those losers how much better they look on her#(its cause she loves them. and only knows how to express herself through her appearance.)#scary marlowe#dndads#dungeons & daddies#dungeons and daddies#terry jr stampler#terry junior#taylor swift#dndads s2#fanart#digital drawing#my artwork#fan art#taylor swift close foster#terry jr#my art
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Being the princess betrothed to barbarian!Bakugo.
You don't mind so much as you've always known this was to be your destiny, born merely to smooth over tensions between the kingdom and the country.
But your first meeting is hardly from ideal. The man shoves himself into your dressing room in trying to avoid the grooming his own mother is trying to give him, desperate to get away from the egregious, stifling rules the castle enforces regarding presentation, mainly putting on a shirt.
(He was born of his own parent's desire, but volunteered himself to save the country from annihilation via. industrialization, NOT realizing it would involve marriage. He's much less thrilled than anyone.)
And there you are, being (forcibly) sewed up into a corset that you're absolutely spilling over, your face matted from a layer of unnatural-colored powder, your lips stained the color of fruit that doesn't blossom for months as you turn to look at him in surprise (and then fear, and then confusion and question, your maids squealing before running off to get a guard)...
And Bakugo is suddenly made aware of this itching desire to save you, too.
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(You're standing there, both breathless and bare; him voluntarily, you because of timing. And it's so oddly intimate for separate reasons; Bakugo's never associated nudity with sexuality and you've never been naked in front of a man before.
And despite the betrothal, neither of you know what to say, stuck in the midst of an "is this it?" moment, at least until Bakugo is grabbing your hand to whisk you away and marry you where he was born rather than in between castle walls.)
#bakugo#SOBBBBBBING#that last part is actually my tags but they were good and i thought why not put them up there#so i got nothing for here#except a separate image of going to bakugo's home village and needing to bathe#and he's the one to teach you how to in a stream instead of a porcelain tub#and he's teasing u about ur stress of taking off your clothes except he's holding your hand to help you get in the cold river#and he's so sweet and calm even if youre so cute when youre shuddering n your n*pples get hard#and its a realization for him too#ANYWAY#caitie post#gen
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au in which touya ends up having to watch natsuo put his hands all over you because you took something offered to you at a sketchy warehouse party that has you panting and whimpering and burning up and his own hot hands can't provide you any comfort but his little brother's cool-quirked touch can
#touya can't take you to the hospital because you took the pill willingly and he doesn't want you to get in trouble#and he feels so guilty because HE'S the one who brought you to the stupid party anyway#your apartment is too far away and your roommates already think touya's bad news so he doesn't want to give them another reason to hate him#so he drags you back to his house to try and help you ride out the high#and you're kneeling on the floor just inside the door to the todoroki home half-dressed because you keep trying to peel off your clothes#with touya pleading with you in a frantic whisper to just stand up and make the short walk to his bedroom without waking up his siblings#and a bleary eyed natsuo (still up and studying for a test he has the next day) finds you and his brother in the doorway#and natsuo doesn't understand why you're clinging to touya and behaving so strangely#but he does know that you sound pretty when you whimper like that#and that the way that the dim light in the corridor catches in the sheen of sweat on your exposed throat makes his chest feel tight#tw drug use
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does anyone else constantly think about smeared lipstick paradigm hongjoong or is it just me.
#brain chemistry was altered when these pics dropped#THE SMEARED LIPSTICK.#what id give to he the stylist that got to apply that lipstick and smear it :))#i seriously need to make out with this man i think ill perish if i cannot have him#just wanna put on lipstick just for him to kiss me breathlessly until the lipsticks all over him#imagine getting home from some fancy soirée#you’re both tipsy from all the wine#you’re stumbling thru the front door tearing off each other’s expensive clothes#he’s got you pinned against the wall kissing you like he might die if he breaks away for too long#the only air you can breath is each other’s#and he pulls away with a smirk and all your lipstick smeared across his mouth#oh fuck#I think I’d 💦💦 right then#alternatively#imagine vampire!hongjoong feasting on you while he’s two fingers deep inside you#you’re a mess and he’s drunk off your life essence#and he just watches you fall apart while your blood stains his chin#OODHDJDHDHDHDH#why do I do this to myself#hongjoong smut#hongjoong hard thoughts#ateez hard thoughts#joongie#🪐
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what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)
(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)
(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))
it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other
then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.
if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime
#kit's silly lil aus#obikin#buddy cop au#lol i hesitated posting this for like five minutes cause i was like this could be my big bang fic#but no i cant do that to my 1k outline i typed out this weekend#ANYWAY anakin was brought to coruscant by qui-gon a la phantom menace#but was not accepted into the temple#because obi-wan was already qui-gon's padawan and was only 14 and absolutely not ready for the trials#so i guess not same age same age cause obi-wan is roughly 5 years older#but i wanted them way closer in age for this one just because i think the pettiness is much more believable#pov: youre a hot shot jedi knight space monk and this hot shot coruscanti dog#keeps using YOUR Force to find you dick out in alley ways to arrest you#its unFAIR#also i love the image of fastidiously dressed jedi obi-wan faced with wearing civilian clothes off the clock black leather and holey shirt#anakin skywalker#the true question is when do they fuck and why is it like. immediately after they get their new office#like oh we have to have a working relationship? not if i fuck you first
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#elvis going from a complete boy-next-door look - very cute and innocent - to a bad boy that looks like he's about to rip your clothes off#damn when people say 'he had everything' they aren't kidding#that's not fair... that's all i can think about#why just one of those and why didn't i was born earlier enough to see him with my own eyes#this IS NOT fair#elvis presley#elvis history#elvis#60s elvis#70s elvis#elvis the king
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#my fav siblings! oh no guys why are your clothes coming off#rebelcaptain#cassian andor#jyn erso#rogue one#Andor#star wars
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I fucking hate this but I’m NOT gonna try drawing it again. No. I won’t.

#Something is off….. his head is not round enough. Silhouette failure.#I like my fugo star shaped in a circular way. Does that make sense. Am I crazy.#Whatever I probably am crazy#I looooove but not kiss my ma approved of it it’s banger fr fr#Her clothes were a last second thought. So um. Haha ❤️#Also fuck drawing hands I will give them whatever anatomy I want. It’s my choice now.#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#pannacotta fugo#Fugirl#ibispaint x#digital art#I feel like I can only draw fugo in this art style and that’s why I struggle to draw anyone else#It’s like I have an art style for each specific character#Honestly…… it’s convenient and inconvenient#While I get to represent them well w the style I want to be able to draw them all no matter the art style I choose#But that’s a problem for future me. ❤️#I hope you know I love you veeeery very much future me. I’m totally not tryna ruin your life w this. 😻
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Thank you Naylissa for the picrew <3
The main cast of the Sonic 3 movie
#I have a headcanon that knuckles would definitely be one of those kids that rips their shirt off for all activities#like sonic challenges him to a race and he’s like ”i accept your terms hedgehog. prepare to be defeated!#then just throws his shirt to the floor#or rips it in half#and maddie is constantly trying to explain to him that he has to wear a shirt#but why pretzel lady it gets in the way of my warrioring#that’s why he’s wearing two vests in this#so he can still rip one off but stay clothed#you cannot tell me mr one million percent muscle wasn’t one of those kids#tom would be like can you empty the bins#of course donut lord#rip#prepare to be empty bins!#then just maddie sighing and going to get another shirt#like gibby but instead of saying gibby he says 1 million percent muscle#anyway back to tags#sonic#sonic movie 3#sonic fandom#picrew#picreations#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#tails#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles
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What's cosmic depression?
when you're depressed but in the cosmos
#it's like. depression that's so much bigger than your body. depression that encompasses all of reality.#i go into Walmart after walking 500 miles from my car because the parking lot is vast and eternally full#i need one specific thing. katsu sauce for example. only walmart has it according to an online search.#i am overwhelmed by the sprawl. I'm like there's no way all these clothes are gonna be bought. this is so many waffle makers.#against my better judgement i pass by the pet section. half gallon self cleaning betta boxes are 50% off.#I've lived here all my life and remember when this was a local chain grocery store.#there is a specific smell.#i hate walmart i hate going in. i can get cheaper bananas at smiths. in fact everything is cheaper at smiths. why am i here.#oh right. katsu sauce.#i find the condiment aisle with an asian section. there is no katsu sauce.#and that's cosmic walmart depression#m2a#m2answers
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looks at them
#birk art#inanimate insanity#why does knife look like my dad if he was 20 years younger and wore cool clothing#knife ii#suitcase ii#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#gijinka#osc gijinka#osc#object show community#osc art#ii knife#ii suitcase#“birk stop basing your osc gijinkas off reptiles-” NO 🗣️
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how do i tell my roommate that her cat repeatedly pissing on and destroying my things is something that people usually offer to clean or replace or apologize for instead of shrugging off
#there's always garbage scattered along the floor she has a million shoes that somehow end up under my bed#she fucking leaves her cat alone for days and days bc 'if he gets hungry he'll rip open the cat food bag' ?????#her cat killed one of her turtles bc of their shitty housing and the other one's visibly terrified to bask in the fucking#led light that gives off no heat that i TOLD her was wrong and unhealthy months ago#she never cleans said turtle's tank even though the algae bloom is currently insane#her shit takes up like 80% of the room for exactly zero reason#and i cant use my closet because rascal pissed in it over the month long break and she did nothing about it#meaning the whole closet smells so much like piss that any clothes that stay there will smell like piss#it's fucking filthy in here and she never cleans obviously but it also makes it harder for me to clean bc her shit's everywhere#can you please maybe just take some of the trash out before you go cheat on your boyfriend please#(<- at least im pretty sure that's what's going on? might be more of an open relationship)#your cat is fucking violent and filthy because you never hang out with him or clean anything#and next year i'll be gone (im Not living like this for another year) and someone else is going to put you into debt#charging you for the things your cat ruined or they're going to abuse him again and you don't even seem to care#bc you're too busy buying sorority merch and thinking about new tattoos and shit#i want broke ppl to have fun and to buy/do things that make them happy but her negligence literally has a body count now#bc she refuses to keep a turtle she's had for over a year in anything but shallow unprotected tupperware#a small glass tank isn't that expensive especially not compared to tattoos!! you Can save for this#and more importantly you Should have saved for this before getting a fucking living thing in your house#she kept her dead turtle rotting in our room for about three weeks. just. in a cup by the sink#and there's nowhere the cat can't reach so im terrified every time i leave that he's gonna piss on my mattress or something#that i'd be financially responsible for (or else that'd leave the poor inheriter of this room in filth) and couldn't really clean properly#and unfortunately i like talking to her so much and im so dogshit with confrontation that i never say anything#world's biggest sucker award!! fucking. christ on a cracker#like he's pissed on my SHOES. he's scratching up everything in here#and i don't want to pay outta my ass or spend a bunch of time trying to fix her cat for her#because contrary to popular belief i have shit to do!! i do not have the energy to have a cat That's Why I Don't Have One!!!!!#and i can't go to the RA bc she's not supposed to have any of these animals#if rascal gets taken from her chances are he's gonna get euthanized at our local shelter and i can't take him in bc of my dogs#but why doesn't she ever stop to think about how this might be affecting me?? my standards are not that high!!!!
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Oh yeahh let’s bring these pics back


Daniel Craig filming the ‘Spectre’ (2015) title sequence
#curse that person’s head in the 2nd one#why is this the only part of the film where he takes his clothes off???#imagine being one of those two women like ‘what’s your job’ ‘oh y’know touching up daniel craig’#daniel craig#james bond#007#spectre#behind the scenes#on set#benoit blanc#knives out#glass onion#wake up dead man
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im sorry but the men nearest to bobby (reino and knighter) already being half naked while bobbys in full turtle mode will never not be funny to me like get it bobby! the bobby effect.
#truly such a why are my clothes gone lol#this teams pheremones are off the charts#alternatively the nastiest sex was committed in that room the minute the cameras were off#something about the inherent romanticism in helping your goalie out of his layers#nothing better than smelling a happy omega huh boys
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