#why am I laughing at this lol

[wasteland-wrecker]

Have you ever considered a

Porter Gage Romance? 🥺

Green Flags ✅✅✅

- 99% honest with you (1% if you truly piss him off)

- will laugh at your jokes (black humor lover, also will giggle at the most stupid ones)

- actually hates raiders

- can read and is secretly interested in reading more books n stuff

- smart (yet silly sometimes)

- touch starved (will rather die than admit it)

- mature man

- loyal partner

- would never eat stuff cooked by someone else (except you), too afraid to get poisoned

- falls in love very easily (if you’re his type, he’ll be at your feet in few seconds, but will always play it cool)

- is aware of his shitty life (<3)

- good fighter and strategist

- will try to help you in anything (once you’re his partner)

- always concerned about how you feel (will ask 10 times a day)

- hates chems and alchool (always sober)

- his voice and accent

- his smile (rare, cutest thing ever)

- knows stuff about fiki fiki but never practiced it at all (or at least not in a positive way, we don’t know much)

- is a bottom (yes, he is. With girls too. He’ll let you do the job)

- ugly (nobody will steal him from you) jk he beautiful sunshine

Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩

- can’t discern his private life to his “job life” (his relationship is based on how well you do your job, wtf)

- would kill people for fun

- if you stay with him you CAN’T have any other friend but him

- jealous af

- rotten teeth (has somebody ever seen his teeth? I didn’t, he hides them well)

- only cares about himself (uses people for his own advantage, you are the exception)

- sleeps with his weapon (and yeah, weapon stays under the pillow even during fiki fiki, you never know what could go wrong)

- won’t change his mind over things

- wears a construction site

- wears an “eyepatch” to look badass

- doesn’t trust people

- gets scared by his own shadow

- is convinced everyone wants to kill him (that’s actually true lol)

- stinky (hates baths, you have to threaten him everytime)

Ok, I don’t want this to be an official guide, this is just my depiction of Gage, my pov based on what I know about him. Some stuff is canon, other is not.

He might not be your type but… give this pathetic man a chance! 🥺

[reineydraws]

saw this quote off a v cute ushiten comic first haha check it out

i just drew them over a screenshot of hitsugibune from the back 'cuz i was lazy lol soz

[katsinspats]

Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

[stargirl230]

kaito screencap redraw! plus my favorite panel from the scarlet return arc lol

I've been reading detco for like 2 years and the unhealthy obsession fanart motivation finally caught up

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[t4tmetalsonic]

i think sonic would actually really like the phrase "live laugh love" but not bc he likes the aesthetic that it usually belongs to, or is anything like the people who would hang those signs in their house. he would just see it somewhere w no context and think wow live laugh love? that's what i do!! and he would unironically say it bc it DOES fit him. like he would graffiti tag it around the city

[the-art-ghost]

Shout out to @creeps-and-pasta for this template!!

Just gotta get the juices flowing for more characters but until then enjoy!!

They are all my silliest creatures <3

And I’m their silliest god :3

[skitskatdacat63]

Kinda 😾 rn cause I realized the Senna show made the "can we be equal? 👉👈" scene SOOOO much less intimate/cute. Upon watching it, I was too distracted by "Oh! They're referencing dialog that actually happened!!" but now I'm peeved having rewatched the actual clip 😭

Why would they do this to me specifically

[burningfunobject]

Am I the only one worried for act III??

Like they have SO much to get through in just 3 episodes and with the way the other two acts have gone (leaving certain characters for just one big segment in one episode instead of spreading their scenes out) makes me kinda worried

Like how are we going to get through all the stuff with viktor and jayce, get mel back, find ekko and the rat, caitvi, vi becoming an enforcer proper, jinxs everything AND noxus in just THREE episodes

Maybe they'll be longer??? I kinda doubt that tho

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

[blazeturbo102]

Remember when Eddie's last words to Buck almost were "Alright cowboy, go get 'em" and he would have had to live with that knowledge.

But it turned out it was the first thing Buck remembered.

[cobaltfluff]

happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)

[mischiefbuckley]

someone in that writers room is all up on ao3 tags because what do you mean we had alpha eddie, big titties buck, mpreg buck, eddie waits for buck at the hospital, injured buck/caretaker eddie, buck hands eddie lube (not in the bedroom on a call), eddie pays buck back from a bet, eddie sucks on a ring pop while staring at buck all happen in the same episode like so freaking crazy

[revvethasmythh]

The research notes on distilling dunamancy found in Brenattos apothecary are so interesting actually. It’s not outright stated who’s notes they are, but with a retrospective lens it’s quite clear that they’re Ludinus’. There are fragments there about his musings on some of Trent’s protégées showing proficiency with early dunamancy, that he is planning to incorporate it into his own skill sets to aid him in his pursuits, and he records how it seems the Kryn have been quote unquote “learning to bend and break the threads of destiny for hundreds of years. Be this truth, I cannot imagine the Raven Queen looks down upon them favorably either, though the thought brings a laugh to my lips.”

[morphestic]

about the recent Asagiri interview, i've just got one question.. why is everyone freaking (and I use this term lightly) over him saying that dazai hates chuuya? like yeah... I thought we've been knew...

[thebirdandhersong]

Anyways

[fountainpenguin]

Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:

Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them

Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later

Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night

Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things

Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol

Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner

Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway

Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong

Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"

Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them

Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing

Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him

Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)

Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her

Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back

Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out

Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance

Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat

Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)

Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe

Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword

Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn

Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear

Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her

Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1

Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj

Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1

Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack

Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that

Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box

Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base

Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead

Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)

Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)

Things that did not happen:

Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner

Martyn and Cleo hating each other

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk