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[genshin-impact-updates]

Genshin Impact × Discovery Collaboration Benefit Short Documentary "Voices of Nature"

Traveler, the Discovery Collaboration Benefit Short Documentary "Voices of Nature" is online!

Nature's been talking to us all along. Have you been hearing it?

[gay-otlc]

Transfem Sophie fic inspired by the ugly duckling: are you a freak like me?

Written as a treat for the @kotlcfairytale gift exchange

[trixcuomo]

Pandaria did not ask for this

Still at Sharpen's house, after pizza...

Trixany: So. How's Mindy doing?

Sharpen: Mindy? Who?

Trixany: Your rock-steady girlfriend whose parents y'all were hanging out with the last time I heard from you two.

Sharpen: *Turns up the scrying orb volume, sounds like 50 Shades of Pandaria: The Remix*

Trixany: Sharpen, I asked you how Mindy was doing.

Sharpen: Oh. We broke up. It's a long story...

Trixany: Aw! You can tell me what happened.

Sharpen: I decided to test the relationship, see how close we really were...

Trixany: Oh. That's bad.

Sharpen: So I took her frogging.

Trixany: That sounds cute, actually. A little nature date?

Sharpen: And it was in a nice place, a beautiful lagoon near Suramar.

Horde Adventurer: *dramatic music* But why does the Jade Serpent statue have to be so massive and gigantic? WHO are you building it for?

Sharpen: Then she fell out of the boat.

Trixany: That's bad.

Sharpen: But I got her back in the boat.

Trixany: That's good!

Sharpen: Then we decided to kiss the frogs before releasing them.

Trixany: That's... Uh, that's weird actually.

Alliance general: That big, hard statue is ours! For the Alliance!!

Sharpen: One of the frogs turned into a handsome prince.

Trixany: Hrmm.

Sharpen: It was so exciting, I got a little turned around there--

Trixany: Oh Sharpen, please tell me you didn't.

Vol'jin: What we be doin out here in Pandaria, Garrosh? Makin more war? More senseless violence?

Garrosh: *whispers to his guards* Take the troll into the cave... and punish him for me. You know what I like.

Sharpen: I kissed the prince a second time, and then a third... Mindy did not like that.

Trixany: That's pretty bad.

Sharpen: So. Yeah. Cheated on my girlfriend by accident with a frog prince in front of her face.

Trixany: I never thought of you as the cheating type? Wow.

Sharpen: What's amazing is that Gerard never saw himself as the frog type. He was a bard in the Court of Farondis. But Azshara's magical curse and all that. He never saw it coming. So he got double cursed. I'm meeting his parents tomorrow.

Mantid: We encassse all our handsome heroes in this sssticky substance!

Trixany: Wait a minute. What are you, some serial deep commitment guy?

Sharpen: They're dead, though. Been that way for thousands of years. We're visiting their graves, so I'm definitely already in, I'm golden. I mean, I'm practically engaged at this point.

Lei Shen: Lay down before me and prepare yourselves! I will finish the work of the Titans!!

Trixany: Are you sure you don't wanna call Mindy and make things up with her? You sound really aggressive and desperate.

Sharpen: I SAID I'M FINE!!! Also, what is Lei Shen doing to that poor raid group?

Trixany: Well, well, well. Looks like he's called the Thunder King for a reason.

Sharpen: Hrm. That was over quick. How disappointing.

Trixany: Yeah, more like the lightning king. Well, at least it's not as bad as the lightning play scene was in 50 Shades WOD. I still can't believe they even went there with Thrall and Garrosh--

Dathea Stormlash: "Lightning's caress is capricious. One kiss marks you forever."

Sharpen: Aaaah!! She's back!

Trixany: Sharpen, stop playing these weird movies and go call Mindy!

[lacedinwords]

melli discovers trains

[artsy-1diot]

MANKIND IS DEAD.

BLOOD IS FUEL.

HELL IS FULL.

My V1 cosplay is done yippeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :D

[paper-lilypie]

Longing

(fanart for @okiedoketm’s kangvcd)

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

Spocktober day 5

[hexxingcode]

i've been working on a series of pokemon illustrations for a bunch of bug types i like and honestly this turned out good enough to post so here you go

[mizzyislost]

habby birthday moss n oati......... and one year anniversary of pikmin 4 i guess

also some oatchi plush shenanigans beneath the cut

look i just wanted an excuse to show this guy off

my aunt made him for my birthday..... he is perfect......

[elyserie]

Fate's Refusal to Honour (or at least properly research) Depictions of Non-Japanese Figures 2: Electric Bogaloo ft. Wandjina from the Current JP Summer Event

Disclaimer: While I am an Australian, I am NOT of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent. Therefore, I am coming at this issue from an outsider's perspective. If there is an Aboriginal person, or more specifically of the Mowanjum people from the Kimberly regions, please PLEASE correct me if I am wrong on any front.

The culprit behind the events of the current Summer story in the JP servers has recently been revealed to be Wandjina, a creator Dreamtime figure from the Mowanjum people's culture.

In any other context, I would be thrilled to have an Australian figure in FGO, but the problem here is the figure they use.

Wandjina are sacred to the Mowanjum people, and therefore one needs to go through Aboriginal Law to obtain the right to use the Wandjina's image.

In Australia, this resulted in an actual conflict between a non-indigenous artist and aboriginals. You can read more here, but one quote to note is from an Aboriginal man of the Darug people, Chris Tobin: "Aboriginal law is very specific on what you can and can't do with wan[d]jinas." Another quote on this topic is made by the owner of an Aboriginal art gallery, Adrian Newstead: "Only a few Aboriginal artists ever win the right to depict wan[d]jina, and only then after years of initiations and ceremonies..."

I am NOT attaching an image of FGO's iteration of Wandjina due to this. Not only is her appearance only Aboriginal on a surface-level with her 'dot art' aesthetic (dot art* is only a recent addition to Aboriginal culture, created back in the 1970s), having no resemblance to an Aboriginal person (note, that while many Aboriginal people are white/pale, FGO continually chooses to depict people of colour as light skinned as possible. And yes, I know she's blue, not white. There is literally no records of her being blue skinned; is this because Wandjina's are associated with rain????) but she is also not very Wandjina looking? These figures do not have mouths, have large eyes meant to resemble the eye of a storm and are typically depicted with elaborate headdresses. That little glowing boomerang on her head is not exactly elaborate. And WHY does she have a boomerang??? Because she's Australian???? By that logic, every Japanese figure needs to have a katana. #GiveMurasakiaKatana2023.

There is also the issue of Cnoc na Riabh. While it is funny to think that she's a foreigner because of an Australian influence, Yaraan-doo is also another Aboriginal figure. And it is slapped onto a white girl for a fan service event. I'd just rather Fate leave Aboriginal culture alone and just do, like, Ned Kelly or something if they're going to continue like this.

More resources and info under the read more!

You'll have noted in the quotes that I've edited an 'n' into wanjinas. This is so I didn't confuse anyone: both can be the correct spelling! I just stuck to what I thought FGO was using for their Wandjina.

Here's an overview of what wandjinas are and their inappropriate use in art: https://www.creativespirits.info/aboriginalculture/arts/what-are-wandjinas

Here's another page about an inappropriate use of Wandjinas (note: it's only a short synopsis about a documentary that covered the incident, I'm uncertain if you would be able to get access to the documentary outside of Australia): https://www.creativespirits.info/resources/movies/who-paintin-dis-wandjina

It should also be noted that the two websites I've linked above are from the website Creative Spirits. While it is run by a non-Indigenous person, the person behind it is currently transitioning it to be an Aboriginal owned and run resource. You can read more about how this site is run in his About page.

*If you want to know about dot art's origin, here and here are some resources on them. However, this article brings up something interesting that I would like to bring back to FGO Wandjina's dot art aesthetic. It notes that "the term 'dot painting' stems from what the Western eye sees when faced with contemporary Aboriginal acrylic paintings" (emphasis mine). All three articles note that dots were used to obfuscate sacred symbols and artifacts so that those who were not initiated into their cultures could not see what these figures were. In that case, what the hell is the dot art seen on Fate's Wandjina supposed to represent? In this article, it talks about the symbolism in Indigenous art. Fate's Wandjina has none.

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and reductress headlines [21?/???] i think i have 2 number 18s oops

[beanmaster-pika]

Day 5: Swords

That’s right General, he’s following in your footsteps. Now you know how your parents felt 😤

[stjarnskrik]

Nami

[funny-friends]

it's their made for tv holiday romcom

[systelon]

this game made me shit myself

[coochellati]

dont be shy give us more sub!bruno hcs 👉👈

Why of course you can!! Ho could I say no when you’ve included such a devious Blumoji???

I’ve got even better news for you: guess what. I didn’t just give you some headcanons. Nope—I also wrote a little smut fic to go along with these. Ehehehehe I hope you enjoy it ;)

Without further ado…

Submissive Bruno Headcanons!!!

Bruno Bucciarati enjoys giving up control. It's a nice change of pace--the idea of relinquishing his authority to this partner is exciting.

He’s unabashedly vocal. This man is not afraid to let you know exactly how he's feeling, holding nothing back.

At first, he may try to put on a sly act, wearing a smug poker face while he tells you, "Try me." Even though he's usually phenomenal at keeping calm and collected, getting dominated by you is one of the few things that will make him break. It's almost jarring how quickly he crumbles apart in the bedroom, rapidly deteriorating into a trembling, breathy mess.

He’ll let you restrain him--he enjoys bondage. True, he could easily escape using Sticky Fingers, but he doesn't even try.

Bruno loves it when you play with his stand; the phantom sensations drive him nuts. He derives a lot of pleasure from watching you.

He likes being overstimulated, and you can actually make him cry if he’s overstimulated enough. It's pretty easy to achieve this by pleasuring him and his stand at the same time.

He also enjoys edging. 'Nuff said.

He whimpers whenever he’s orgasmed a lot.