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[genshin-impact-updates]

Genshin Impact × Discovery Collaboration Benefit Short Documentary "Voices of Nature"

Traveler, the Discovery Collaboration Benefit Short Documentary "Voices of Nature" is online!

Nature's been talking to us all along. Have you been hearing it?

[gay-otlc]

Transfem Sophie fic inspired by the ugly duckling: are you a freak like me?

Written as a treat for the @kotlcfairytale gift exchange

[trixcuomo]

Pandaria did not ask for this

Still at Sharpen's house, after pizza...

Trixany: So. How's Mindy doing?

Sharpen: Mindy? Who?

Trixany: Your rock-steady girlfriend whose parents y'all were hanging out with the last time I heard from you two.

Sharpen: *Turns up the scrying orb volume, sounds like 50 Shades of Pandaria: The Remix*

Trixany: Sharpen, I asked you how Mindy was doing.

Sharpen: Oh. We broke up. It's a long story...

Trixany: Aw! You can tell me what happened.

Sharpen: I decided to test the relationship, see how close we really were...

Trixany: Oh. That's bad.

Sharpen: So I took her frogging.

Trixany: That sounds cute, actually. A little nature date?

Sharpen: And it was in a nice place, a beautiful lagoon near Suramar.

Horde Adventurer: *dramatic music* But why does the Jade Serpent statue have to be so massive and gigantic? WHO are you building it for?

Sharpen: Then she fell out of the boat.

Trixany: That's bad.

Sharpen: But I got her back in the boat.

Trixany: That's good!

Sharpen: Then we decided to kiss the frogs before releasing them.

Trixany: That's... Uh, that's weird actually.

Alliance general: That big, hard statue is ours! For the Alliance!!

Sharpen: One of the frogs turned into a handsome prince.

Trixany: Hrmm.

Sharpen: It was so exciting, I got a little turned around there--

Trixany: Oh Sharpen, please tell me you didn't.

Vol'jin: What we be doin out here in Pandaria, Garrosh? Makin more war? More senseless violence?

Garrosh: *whispers to his guards* Take the troll into the cave... and punish him for me. You know what I like.

Sharpen: I kissed the prince a second time, and then a third... Mindy did not like that.

Trixany: That's pretty bad.

Sharpen: So. Yeah. Cheated on my girlfriend by accident with a frog prince in front of her face.

Trixany: I never thought of you as the cheating type? Wow.

Sharpen: What's amazing is that Gerard never saw himself as the frog type. He was a bard in the Court of Farondis. But Azshara's magical curse and all that. He never saw it coming. So he got double cursed. I'm meeting his parents tomorrow.

Mantid: We encassse all our handsome heroes in this sssticky substance!

Trixany: Wait a minute. What are you, some serial deep commitment guy?

Sharpen: They're dead, though. Been that way for thousands of years. We're visiting their graves, so I'm definitely already in, I'm golden. I mean, I'm practically engaged at this point.

Lei Shen: Lay down before me and prepare yourselves! I will finish the work of the Titans!!

Trixany: Are you sure you don't wanna call Mindy and make things up with her? You sound really aggressive and desperate.

Sharpen: I SAID I'M FINE!!! Also, what is Lei Shen doing to that poor raid group?

Trixany: Well, well, well. Looks like he's called the Thunder King for a reason.

Sharpen: Hrm. That was over quick. How disappointing.

Trixany: Yeah, more like the lightning king. Well, at least it's not as bad as the lightning play scene was in 50 Shades WOD. I still can't believe they even went there with Thrall and Garrosh--

Dathea Stormlash: "Lightning's caress is capricious. One kiss marks you forever."

Sharpen: Aaaah!! She's back!

Trixany: Sharpen, stop playing these weird movies and go call Mindy!

[gomzdrawfr]

🍰 Cafe AU ☕️

[lacedinwords]

melli discovers trains

[ultimatedirk]

Happy Birthday Ace !!! ( 1.1.2025)

[artsy-1diot]

MANKIND IS DEAD.

BLOOD IS FUEL.

HELL IS FULL.

My V1 cosplay is done yippeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :D

[paper-lilypie]

Longing

(fanart for @okiedoketm’s kangvcd)

[itsmespicaa]

The way I literally lost my mind when I saw them in the movie omg...after 40 years, my beloved twins are finally back together 😭🫶💖

(I spent like a good chunk of rewatches just trying to spot every single appearances of them HAHAHA- OTL i hope we DO get a sequel and when we do, hopefully the twins will be there too :"D)

[percyweasleyapologist]

Pandora: Hey, Ev? I need advice. Evan: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

Spocktober day 5

[hexxingcode]

i've been working on a series of pokemon illustrations for a bunch of bug types i like and honestly this turned out good enough to post so here you go

[mizzyislost]

habby birthday moss n oati......... and one year anniversary of pikmin 4 i guess

also some oatchi plush shenanigans beneath the cut

look i just wanted an excuse to show this guy off

my aunt made him for my birthday..... he is perfect......

[anonymouspuzzler]

[heartbreak coded] in which the gang visits corpse lily's mansion and buck attempts a difficult heart-to-heart

as always heartbreak coded and eddie here courtesy of @strangegutz thanks for the Tuoys brother

very very lightly suggestive bonus goof under da cut as well

davey's in the bisexual torment nexus right now don't worry about him this aint about him

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and reductress headlines [21?/???] i think i have 2 number 18s oops

[beanmaster-pika]

Day 5: Swords

That’s right General, he’s following in your footsteps. Now you know how your parents felt 😤