#whoops >_'>
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
puddleslimewrites · 4 months ago
Text
Red String of Fate
"You've got to be kidding me." Villain didn't have the energy to muster any emotion as they expressed their disbelief. At least the hero seemed just as distraught.
"This can't be happening."
Villain looked up from the red string tied around their pinky and rolled their eyes at the look of panic on Hero's face. "I'm not happy about this either, but there's no need to look like that." It would make things inconvenient, that's all. Soulmates or not, Villain had work to do.
"This can't be happening," Hero said again. Villain would have made another retort but paused when they noticed the other's breathing pick up.
"Hey," they said sharply. They were never good at calming people down but they got the hero's attention. "This doesn't change anything. Got it?"
Hero stared at them with wide eyes. Then, after too long a moment, nodded slowly. "R...Right." They just had to...ignore that their soulmate was a villain if they wanted to keep their job. That would work. That would be easy.
...Except for the fact that their string would be visible to everyone now. And if the villain was ever close it would pull them towards one another. Great. Fantastic even.
Hero knew what happened to thsoe who had villainous soulmates - they were either 'relieved' of their dutues for 'associating' with a public enemy or they left of their own accord. If any of their coworkers found out, they'd be screwed.
"Hey, Hero! What's the hold...up?"
Both the hero and the villain whipped around quickly as Hero's sidekick finally came to join them. Sidekick looked at the string, looked at Hero, then Villain, then back to Hero.
They were so screwed.
167 notes · View notes
lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
some domestic shadowlachs <33
19K notes · View notes
onefey · 9 months ago
Text
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
34K notes · View notes
tyrannosarahsrex8 · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨
Bonus comic
Tumblr media
11K notes · View notes
mroddmod · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
they are like puppies. 2 me
9K notes · View notes
phemiec · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
love the colours used in this game so here you go 🐴🚀🪓 enjoy
9K notes · View notes
shrugsinchinese · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough
7K notes · View notes
bbbbbbbbatman · 8 months ago
Text
Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
18K notes · View notes
s0up1ta · 6 months ago
Text
"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
Tumblr media
"... that's not important."
Tumblr media
11K notes · View notes
hickorydesigns · 23 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
I'm alive... Childhood obsessions...
4K notes · View notes
littlevioletartmain · 15 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
small :3
4K notes · View notes
teaboot · 3 months ago
Text
Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that
8K notes · View notes
batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 22 days ago
Text
Jason: whoops
Dick 'anger issues? what anger issues?' Grayson: Whoops? Whoops? THIS IS NOT A WHOOPS SITUATION. WE ARE FAR PAST WHOOPS. WHOOPS IS A DISTANT SPECK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. WE ARE SOLIDLY IN 'OH FUCK' TERRITORY, AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT!
3K notes · View notes
such-a-daydreamer · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Based off of this tweet
Tumblr media
Frankenstan ghost au by @trekkerac
4K notes · View notes
theladyeowyn · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
#he gets it
6K notes · View notes
egophiliac · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
3K notes · View notes