#whoopdee doo

[businesscasualcyclops]

The level of depression I reach on my period is probably a bipolar thing, probably. Who knows.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Dagor Dagorath is a space opera and I’m not kidding

[amplexadversary]

Honestly, rather than twitch taking five FUCKING minutes to verify my free subscription every time I want to watch Critical Role early, they should just let me set the damn thing to renew automatically.

It's not like I use their piss-poor website for anyfuckingthing else anyway why the hell should I have to wait for them to find their ass from a hole in the ground?

[mozartcoeur]

of course i can't change my blog name to mozartcore because it's taken and lo and behold it's taken by a DEAD BLOG. FABULOUS

[whitehotharlots]

Actually, most stuff *isn’t* political; you are just insane

Over the last several years, what was once a niche academic observation has become something of a mantra in left-liberal spaces: everything is political. (Everything is ideological doesn’t quite mean the same thing, but in effect the two assertions are interchangable).

There’s a grain of truth here, as anyone who smoked pot in high school and just, like, had some really deep thoughts will confirm. In order to understand any statement or work of art--in order to communicate--there must exist some shared understandings and beliefs between senders and receivers. Okay, great. Whoopdee doo. That’s some real philosophy major-level shit. You should write a fucking book about. 

In spite of being unbearably tedious, this observation has become an all-consuming basal assumption underlying every left-liberal analysis of social issues and criticism of cultural artifacts. No longer are artists and commentators allowed to insist that some things simply fall outside the lens of our manichean partisan binary. No sir. Anyone whose work isn’t explicitly progressive is actually a secret reactionary, and so every work--from sitcoms to video games to journalistic descriptions of city hall meetings--must soak itself in the treacle of cultural liberalism.

If you’re writing a scene in which a black guy and a white guy are friends, you better fucking include a soliloquy in which privilege is reflected upon. If you’re making a breakfast cereal commercial that doesn’t feature at least one person of every conceivable racial marking, you might as well sign up for a job with the Daily Caller. Anyone who tries suggesting that, hey, I’m sorry I didn’t think it was a big deal that we didn’t make the Honey Nut Cheerio’s Bee gender non-conforming, I swear to god I didn’t think this was political is an idiot liar who deserves something far worse than prison. Why? Because everything is political, politics can only be understood within the contemporary Democrat-Republican split, and fascism happens the second our vigilance falters in the slightest.

You all see how retarded this is, right? How much it’s ruining people’s brains? At the very least, you can grasp how this hampers one’s ability to just enjoy stuff, let alone be able to understand its artistic and cultural importance outside the very narrow and stupid and 99% inapplicable lens of contemporary American politics?

I’m sorry, but I’m tried of lying about this shit. There’s nothing political about Kramer storming into Jerry’s apartment. There’s nothing political about Charlie Kelly blowing cigarette smoke into a hornet’s nest. There’s nothing political about the Pink Panther’s appearance in Owens Corning Insulation commercials.

Yes, you can get a byline or a humanities degree suggesting otherwise, so long as you’re craven enough to ignore context and authorial intent and also you think comprehensibility is bad. Again, good for you. But the rest of us, we are not professional lying shitheads, we have lost patience with the bullshit and are begging you to please shut the fuck up. 

[croutonconfidential]

a nice self indulgent cannon divergence idea for one piece involving ace and Yamato that goes like....

ace meets Yamato the exact same except before ace leaves Kaido returns to Wano early which leads to ace going after Kaido as he intended

its a big fight with lots of destruction, ace is fistfighting Kaido while Yamato fights some of Kaido's crew to keep them off ace

meanwhile Ace is by no means strong enough to beat up a yonkou, when he starts struggling Yamato steps in to fight Kaido as well

it doesn't mean they can easily defeat Kaido but its not as difficult to fight him now that they are tohether

Kaido threatens to explode Yamato's cuffs for rebelling against him, Yamato still doubting Kaido is serious about those threats does not stop and just fights harder

except Yamato's cuffs DO explode and in the split second he tries to throw up some haki to save himself, he doesn't have perfect haki skills though so Yamato gets blown away through some buildings

Ace, is in shock at what just happened and Kaido gets in a lucky hit or two

Ace gets feral just a bit, maybe some conqueror haki gets thrown around and takes out a couple enemies maybe it doesn't who knows

Yamato wakes up heavily injured and sees the battle going on and Ace is far from winning, in fact, he might be getting close to loosing

in his desperation to help his only friend Yamato grabs for any weapon he can which happens to be one of the beast pirates' guns which just so happens to have a seastone bullet loaded into it already

when Yamato pulls the trigger Kaido is about to squash Ace like a pancake under his half transformed foot

when the bullet hits Kaido is incredibly dead, a shot right in the head

and Yamato passes out from his injuries right after that

very soon the spade pirates make their way to the scene after making their way through Kaido's goons

they had immediately made their way to Onigashima after feeling the ground shake because there was little else that could be happening at the moment except epic yonkou smack down, especially since ace went off explicitly saying he's going to murder Kaido

with the Spades around that means Duece is there to accost ace with medical treatment and one of the others is nice enough to pull Yamato out of his crater and get the doctor

the spades chill afterward for a while

and soon arrives Kozuki Sukiyaki and Kozuki Hiyori reemerging from hiding saying Toki sent the Nine Red Scabbards and Momonosuke into the future and they were due to arrive in the next few years? damn! devils fruits can do some magical stuff wooow so interesting and plot convenient or whatever

Wano is free but now what do the spades do? there's no one to protect the country and it was Kaido's name that kept people out, and during the battle the shogun Orochi got freaking murdered somefreaking how so ace and Yamato who killed the guy kind of feel at least a little if not entirely responsible for the situation

not to mention they're sticking around because Ace is two seconds away from adopting Tama, Yamato needs to heal up from being exploded because he's gotten inducted into the spade pirates, and the Spades want to go explore Wano just a little bit more anyway so what's the harm?

and whoopdee doo now they're kinda stuck here a little bit cuz damn heres a power vacuum going on and its so good that duece is there to explain why Kaido being dead was a bit of a bad thing for Wano because otherwise they would have gone away

so the Kozuki reassumes power and they take up the spade pirates offer of help

and you cannot tell me that people do not know that Yamato killed Kaido that's some big news right there, sure maybe the spades as a whole are credited to overthrowing the beast pirates because the newspaper is kinda sketchy most of the time but surely, surely, at least Yamato and Ace are said to have fought him together

so that means Yamato may or may not eventually get a bounty since wano's borders are open upon the deth of kaido and the dissolusion of his crew and power that he used to back orochi's regime information is going to trickle out, especially something like who killed Kaido

and next comes white beard on Moby Dick cuz Kaido's been killed, Wano's borders have been opened like hell he's leaving that situation alone when theres such personal history with oden

spades and whitebeards definitely have at minimum of one fight cuz a yonkou ship moving toward wano? like hell that's not sketchy

once the fights done and some conversations are had the Kozuki family takes up Whitebeard's offer of protection, it helps that Whitebeard sailed with Oden and like hell he's going to do nothing for Oden's country, that his bro dead he may be

and so after what some might call a tense relationship between the Spades and Whitebeards that definitely required a few parties to take place in order for them to loosen up the spades eventually get adopted by Whitebeard

cue found family bonding, Ace and Yamato having their daddy issues and fully embracing Whitebeard as a father figure/captain in a way that they vibe with and is true to their characters

and oh there is most definitely some conversations about Yamato using the name oden be it the Whitebeards or the Kozuki family but Yamato's a golden retriever boy and he intends to honor Oden's name and dreams so I'm sure people will be cool with it after thats explained away

i have no idea what happens in the time between this and the marineford arc but i know for certain that when the marineford arc happens Yamato will hitch a ride on Little Oars Jr. and land on the execution platform and say some sick line like "tell me, who is it that dared put my sworn brother in chains?" or "Ace if it were not for you I would still be in chains, allow me to return the favor" and such in such symbolism like that,about liberation (tie it somehow back to luffy because liberation themes of one pice have me in its grip) along with some awesome badass fighting because Yamato is no doubt going to go absolutely feral about this situation

i hope he uses his ice powers on Akainu, that would be so cool and poetic or maybe even Aokiji cuz ice wolf vs ice man sounds neat

and okay thats it that is all that i have come up with so far

[manamesbob]

McLaren have pulled team orders

Somehow Tumblr is going to become even more toxic

Whoopdee fucking doo

[ouatsnark]

This might be stupid of me to think but... Is the heroes and villains verse Regina even really Regina?

Like obviously they're the same person but can main Regina really be given credit for the heroes and villains verse Regina's actions?

I've seen people praise Regina for her actions/behavior there but it doesn't really make sense to me given that everyone else was really out of character in that written by people who don't really know them sort of way (i.e written by Isaac / others who didn't know/care about them).

Again this probably makes no sense but I wanted to hear others options on it.

Are we talking about Regina recast as Snow White in the S4 AU?

I never found Regina's actions praise worthy no matter what Henry writes at the end. And why is that?

Regina went to that church because she wanted her happy ending. Regina then ends up sacrificing herself for Henry. Not anyone else. Just Henry. And to that I say, whoopdee doo. It's not a sacrifice for the greater good and of course she is going to protect a child since she's been re-programmed to be Snow White.

Lets say this was in essence Regina. Again it was only for Henry and to be fair this action is consistent with Regina putting Henry first ONLY when it comes to Henry about to die. Regina is going to do something to prevent that just like she did in the S2 finale because she can't live without Henry's love. Let's not forget that she ignored Henry and only listened when it was her happiness on the line. So does that sound like the real Regina? Yeah it kinda does.

For consistency sake, do we consider Deckhand Hook to really be Hook? I mean, yes, it is our Hook but he's been reprogrammed by the author into being someone completely different. Yet, he was the one that immediately believed Henry, felt an immediate connection with Emma and straight away sacrificed himself for Henry and Emma.

Personally? I like to think Emma and Henry's love reached him and he just felt an immediate connection to them both because no matter what the author wrote his connection to them was stronger.

What about Snowing? They didn't spend enough time with Emma but maybe if they had they'd have also made a connection with her? But if we're to believe that Regina is to be praised for what her AU self did then shouldn't we be condemning Snowing? But we don't and neither did Emma. She even tells them "I think we both know what happened in that world was not real."

So I guess my final answer is.... the characters have been reprogrammed. IMHO they are not responsible for their actions because they are under the author's control.

HOWEVER.

Killian Jones was reprogrammed to be a coward yet bravely sacrifices his life. In my opinion, this is worth far more than Regina's sacrifice for Henry when she's re-programmed to be Snow White.

Most importantly we can enjoying the fact that nothing can stop true love from emerging! And CaptainSwan embodied that in this episode.

I would LOVE to hear others thoughts on this too because I haven't seen much discussion about it other than Regina being praised and Killian's sacrifice overlooked or rejected by Regina Apoligists.

[correctrvbquotes]

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Both stare at each other in silence.

Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?

Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No.

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.

Grif: Mm hmm.

Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.

Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.

Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

[cathchicken]

OK NEWS GUYS ABOUT THE YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL: it actually was a leak. Was it on youtube tv? yes. But once again, disney did an oopsie and Rebecca stated (In a dm with one of the toh cord mods) that Dana never approved of the image. Whoopdee doo :/

i deleted my last post since I am pretty against sharing leaks. BUT yes that is essentially what happened. Disney why...

[gutsnroses]

i made soul too!! whoopdee doo!!

[ulyflynn]

Unreal: what’s something you’d never thought you would accomplish but you did?

"Living passed 21."

"Whoopdee-fucking-doo."

🍍🌴☀️Summer Asks☀️🌴🍍

[kazooie]

This is so unimportant but I hate when some youtubers smoke a ton of weed on screen before starting their videos, like I don’t care that they smoke but filming it like it’s the highlight of the video feels so.. idk kinda pretentious, like ok, you smoke weed, whoopdee doo, we all smoke weed.

[redd956]

Gonna go do a sleep study tonight, to get told I have nightmares, whoopdee fuckin’ doo

[sanssoucisims]

so the “daring lifestyle” bundle that released for free on epic games for a limited time? if you play ts4 on mac / origin like me, like....... DON’T EVEN BOTHER. ea literally went and said “lmao ur not getting it lol fuck u in particular” 🙄

the epic games launcher downloads to your mac just fine, but trying to download the base game hits you with “HAHA NICE TRY NOT COMPATIBLE”

meanwhile yall with windows/the ea app i guess can still get the pack by connecting the ea app with epic games so like,, whoopdee FREAKING doo i have massive FOMO over here thanks

i don’t understand why they don’t just release the free pack on origin, heck on the ea app itself? or better yet, why didn’t they make the pack compatible for mac users????? oh and don’t get me started on console users who (mind you, can’t even use custom content) are missing out on this too.

yeah now i can understand why some of yall hate ea so much lmao what an r/assholedesign moment.

but you’re an adult with a paycheck?? just buy the packs yourself through origin if you really want them, heck buy a windows pc?? lmao why are you playing on mac anyway bro the packs aren't even that great naur my guy this is a FREE PACK they advertised. i’ve had this mac for years and it’s gotten me through college, i don’t even use this as a gaming pc as i literally BARELY PLAY ANYTHING. as far as i know, ts4 is literally the only big boy bloated ass game i have on this pc. i know this isn’t going to stop me from playing the game as it’s allowed me to create and play out my hella demented storylines but still it’s awfully scummy they favor like one gaming platform over the rest. WHO CARES IF THE PACK IS BAD IT’S MF FREE AND I WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. WE ALL GO CRAZY FOR FREE STUFF.

rant over

[twentythousandvolts]

i think you sound like a hey. yeah? you ever wonder why we're here? its one of lifes great mysteries, isnt it.. why are we here? i mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a god watching everything? yknow, with a plan for us and stuff? i dont know man but it keeps me up at night. what? i meant why are we out here, in this canyon? oh.. uh.. yeah. what was all that stuff about god? nothing! you wanna talk about it? no! you sure? yeah. seriously though, why are we out here? as far as i can tell its just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.. no way in or out, (mhm) the only reason that we set up a red base here is because they have a blue base over there and the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here. yeah, that's because we're fighting each other. no no, but i mean, even if we were to pull out today and they were to come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon, whoopdee fuckin doo! whats up with that anyway? i mean, i signed on to fight some aliens, next thing i know master chief blows up the whole covenant armada and im stuck in the middle of nowhere fighting a bunch of blue guys.. / what are they doing? what? i said what are they doing now? god damn i am getting so sick of answering that question!! you have the fucking rifle, i cant see shit.. dont bitch at me because im not going to just sit up here and play with my dick al-ok, ok, look. they're just standing there and talking, okay? that's all theyre doing. that's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. thats what they were doing last week, thats what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago.. so five minutes from NOW, when you ask me, 'what are they doin?' my answer's gonna be: THEYRE STILL JUST TALKIN, AND THEYRE STILL JUST STANDIN' THERE!!! ... what are they talkin about? Yknow what. i fuckin hate you. tbh

I DO NOT SOUDN LIKE GRIF OR SIMMONS OR TUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!